MyrtleFalls
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Joined 12-25-10, id: 2671596, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 2 stories for Hunger Games, and Harry Potter.

A Little About Me:

I'm MyrtleFalls. Why MyrtleFalls? Actually, I have no idea. It just came to me...

I have never changed my penname. Although I have thought up some pretty cool alternatives, I'm sentimental and always keep the name MyrtleFalls. Even changing my picture is hard, although I have done that a handful of times.

I, along with my very good friend Silverquill711 (AKA Quill) have a Doctor Who website where we post a story that we made (Cooking With the Doctor). It also has Doctor Who fan theories, debates, and other stuff of the like. Check it out! The web address is www.cookingwiththedoctor.wordpress.com .

I am completely obsessed with Doctor Who, if you didn't notice. WHOVIAN AND PROUD!! *brandishes 10's sonic screwdriver*

I can be very energetic and hyper (just ask my friends who've seen me after they left me alone with a four pound carton of Redvines) or I can be serious and down to earth, or I can be very sarcastic. In any case, I'm very matter-of-fact. I have no sense of diplomacy.

I may or may not have an army of jelly-filled doughnut minions equipped with chainsaws, who may or may not be taking over the world.

If you can't tell, my avie is supposed to be a cat made out of fire. Previously, it was a cat with a bowtie, stating that bowties are cool. Which they are. Before that, it was green reeds, and before THAT, it was lily pads. Yep, I remember all my avies.

I think that daleks are supremely cute. There's just something about them that seems exceedingly huggable. :D

I also LOVE Homestuck. My favorite characters are Dave, John, and Karkat. :D I am an Heir of Time, Knight of Mind, or Seer of Breath, depending on who you ask.

My Stories:

77th Hunger Games: The First--My first HG story, so don't expect too much. I'm trying my best though, and have NOT given up on it. In fact, I just recently updated it twice in two days. I may have put it on hiatus for awhile, but trust me: I'm going to get this one out until the end.

Trials and Forest of Shadows--These were my two Warriors stories, when I still was into Warriors. Now, I'm not really into Warriors, so I stopped updating them years ago, because I didn't really like them anymore. They have now been deleted. If you want to resume the story (although even the people who followed it probably don't remember it anymore, so...) I can DocX you the chapters and you can repost and resume the story.

The Incident--This is not a serious fic, it's just a random one-shot that I did for a forum I'm on, The Brave, the Brains, the Badgers, and the 'Blivous. It's a HP forum, run by the amazing Quicquidlibet.

And The World Listened 11--Again, a random fic for a Warriors one-shot challenge. It has been deleted as well, but I'm keeping note of it here, because I have posted it on FF.net, so it's one of my stories.


Amazing Quotes:

Quill: No questions, just cuddle that dolphin!

Me: I REFUSE TO CUDDLE THE DOLPHIN!!!!

Quill: NUUUUUU!!! CUDDLE IT!!! NOW!!!

Me: NEVER!!!!!!

Quill: Ew, spider is kilded now…


Shawn: Hey man, not cool. I thought we were okay, you know? Because I gave you my pineapple. We exchanged pineapple. I thought I could trust you. Not cool.

--Quill, pretending to be Shawn Spencer from Psych in a random RPing-ish thing we did one day when we were bored.


Spider-Man, where’s my swimsuit bottoms?/Doctor, where are my pants?

--Quill


IKEA ATTACK! TAKE IKEA!

--ChocolatePandas and I


My sister: Are you dense?

My brother: Never call me a doofus again!

My sister: I didn’t call you a doofus, I called you dense. Obviously, I was right.


Hi, I’m Chris Hardwicke and I’m here to tell you about a serious issue affecting people you may already know and love. These people do not live in fear of the Daleks. They know nothing of the Pandorica. They couldn’t tell you whether Ood was singular or plural. (It’s both.)

But it’s not too late! By tweeting #NewToWho, we can bring our compainions to the Doctor. Because in this life, there are no regenerations.

--Chris Hardwicke in a BBC commercial for Doctor Who


Grandma: I got the toilets replaced! Go into the bathroom and flush the toilets!
Me: Okay...*flushes toilet*
Grandma: Isn't it AMAZING!?

--My grandma and I


No one ever told me how much of life would involve folding laundry.

--My father


You take my cookie, I take your life.

--My friend Perspicacious Kittens (she has a FFN account, check it out!)


It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SuperChicken!

--My friend Vi


Mwa-ha-haha-ha-ha, in your face. STARFISH!

--Vi


"Ian? I just had an abstract dream. Pickles would save my life. Us two were skiing. Jamie was on a cooking competition and had the ability to turn into a wolf made of ice and-"
"Shh, shh. That's all cleaned up, Jamie came in second place."
"Wait, it was real? I must be dreaming," I clenched my fists in confusion.
"You are, that was too."
"Then what is real?"
"Nothing, you are a dream."
"Oh, ok, adios."
"Adios."

--Perspicacious Kittens


"There’s a mad man looking at you and he wants to take your soul

There’s a mad man with a mad plan and he’s dancing at your door

What to do, what to do, oh

When the walls are built to crumble

There’s a mad man with a mad plan and he waits for us to stumble"

--from "Jump on My Shoulders" by AWOLNATION (I just like it because 1) it's an awesome song and 2) because it reminds me of Doctor Who)


during story time at the library*

Story teller person: So, how do you think the story is going to end?

My little sister: Maybe a Dalek will come and exterminate them all!

(Yes, I'm aware that I have the best little sister ever. It's okay if you feel jealous, it's totally understandable.)


I just saw a book that had a picture of the Statue of Liberty on the cover and it says, "The French Betrayal of America," which is confusing since the Statue of Liberty was a present from the French. So then I thought, "Maybe it was actually a secret weapon or something!" before I remembered that I was on the nonfiction floor. So I guess it's like, "Gosh, French peeps, why'd you give us a statue that rusted green? We wanted a statue that rusted red, like 'Merica! Don't you have any sense? We shall now shun you" and then the Americans shun the French because the French betrayed their color scheme.

--Me, writing in my journal at the library after I drank a bunch of coffee


No one better steal my cookie, or I'll be very mad. Like a cheetah! Rawr!

--Me, during the same incident described above


"A dalek walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "We don't serve daleks here."

"So the dalek murders him with a death ray."

--Some meme I found online


OMG I LOVE HORSES I HAVE A SCHOOL HORSE FOLDER NEIGHHHHH

--Quill

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Shot in the Dark by Cashmere67 reviews
"Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings - always darker, emptier and simpler."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,106 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 14h ago - Published: 1/25 - Other tributes
Fight or Flight by jakey121 reviews
Each Quarter Quell is designed to bring about a new level of terror for the tributes and the Second Quarter Quell does just that. Double the tributes, lower the chances of surviving. Welcome to the 50th Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 264,050 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
Riot of Color by Cashmere67 reviews
"Your emotions are the slaves to your thoughts, and you are the slave to your emotions."
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,490 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
The 18th: Standing in their Graves by Chaos In Her Wake reviews
It is time yet again for children to become murderers, time again for twenty-four young lives to be sacrificed. Muttations will tear at naked flesh and cruel laughs will echo through the dreaded Arena. Under the cruel hand of an evil Head Gamemaker, who will be condemned to a life worse than death? May the odds be ever in your favor. I do not own THG.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,343 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Other tributes - Complete
Metamorphosis: The 123rd Hunger Games by Morgandi reviews
The Games... they'll change the tributes. The poor kids plan on entering the arena as people with their identities intact, but what will come out is entirely different. They might come out broken physically and scarred mentally. And they'll probably come out dead. There's no changing that.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,674 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013
Burn With Us by Kate-The-Great-And-Powerful reviews
An avox truant. A bad-tempered victor. A nine-year-old Capitolite. The sister of a fallen tribute. A fisherman with a family. A determined orphan. A kid who's spent her entire life underground. This is the rebellion.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,326 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Other tributes, Seneca C.
History will repeat itself by Anime'sPrincess reviews
One small ripple in History can truly shape the Future. Maybe the districts were given a small chance before and were not ready to take it or maybe the Capitol came up with something so deadly that they were too afraid. History is often filled with tragedy and horror but as they say, in some way or other, History will always repeat itself. The 34th Games. *Open*
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Other tributes
We All Love Facebook by Spaidel reviews
The characters of The Hunger Games trilogy are all drawn to this new sensation called Facebook.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 39,578 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
The 17th: Rubber Rooms and Deadlines by Chaos In Her Wake reviews
Scarlet flowers bloom and innocent eyes glaze over. Cruel smiles fade as knives fly. Screams ring in terrorized young ears. Twenty-three lives cut short, the victor forever changed. The 17th Hunger Games have begun. May the odds be ever in your favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,660 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Other tributes - Complete
The Subtle Thief of Youth by Vilinye reviews
When River Song failed the Silents, they had another plan. Send the Doctor on a wild goose chase, so he'd never reach Trenzalore. And they made sure the prize was one he'd never give up searching for: Luke Smith
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sarah Jane Adventures - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Shalka Doctor, Luke S. - Complete
Out of Line by Flitting Wishes reviews
Max escaped the School when she was 13. She thinks she's the only one with wings, but are there other like her? And...who's Ari? "Maximum Ride," the Eraser says, pointing a gun to Ella's head. "Come with us and she might get to live." *AU *WINGS *FAX ***HIATUS***
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,029 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Max, Fang
The Capitol Games by VividlyVisceral reviews
This Quarter Quell will be the most difficult. They're the tributes who, never in a million years, thought that they would fight in the Hunger Games. Why? Because these are the Capitol's children being reaped this time, and this shall be quite the show...
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 330,288 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010
Sky is Falling by Adorkable Super Dorks reviews
"Er... Hi? Yeah, we didn't mean to copy you guys, but... We have wings too, ya know. It's not that shocking. Really. Don't stare!"
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 40,442 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011
The Genetic Circus by When the White Wind Blows reviews
They were kidnapped at birth, sold by their own parents. They grew up in the school, their lives ruled by tests and experiments. And now, they live at the Circus, a sick organization who performs for the enjoyment of the SAS. Full sum inside, OCS WANTED!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,058 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011
The 175th Hunger Games: Will Your Tribute Triumph? by Chocolatiee reviews
It's the Quarter Quell and the Capitol is allowing the tributes to recieve alterations. Mental and physical, they can enhance or decline your tribute's game. Will your tribute triumph?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 96,082 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010
NeoFlock by Talon666 reviews
What if the School had made a back-up flock and decided to try to be nice. bad summary, awesome story First Fanfic,Plz have mercy on me. Multiple POV's OCxOC IggyxOC much later. Rated T, some parts may be graphic for sensitive readers Plz R/R :
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,348 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 3/4/2009
Made To Kill by XxPhoenix FlightxX reviews
The Flock was made to save the world. We were made to stop them. Major OC. Set after Fang only he didn't leave . Slight hinted crossover later on. Some blood, violence, and light swearing. Co-written with BoOkWoRm1807 please R and R! VERY LAST CHAPTER!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,447 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Complete
Maximum Overdrive: The Parody Experiment by Random Little Writer reviews
Maximum Overdrive lives somewhat happily with her fellow bird-kid fugitives, each one crazier than the last. When bratty Angel gets captured by the Sharpies, the flock has to save her, even though they don't want to.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,459 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2009
The 150th Hunger Games: Make Your Own Characters by Chocolatiee reviews
The sixth Quarter Quell: who will survive? Who will find the hidden Cornucopia? The Games have officially begun! Happy Hunger Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 125,322 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
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The Seventy Seventh Hunger Games: The First reviews
The rebels' idea of a new Panem failed. The Capitol has taken over once more, and now it is time for the first Hunger Games of their new reign. Twists and turns lurk around every corner, and fear is turned in the hearts of all who watch the Games, inside or outside the arena. Let the 77th Hunger Games begin, and may the odds be ever in your favor. I do not own the Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,115 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Other tributes
The Incident
One-shot for the 4-B Potions contest, using the ingredients creme brulee, broccoli, and spoons. The day that would come to be known in Hogwarts history as 'The Incident,' started out normally. Actually, never mind that. It started off…quite differently
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete