Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
Hey everyone who's decided they want to know a bit more about me.
Nationality: New Zealand (go the All Blacks!!!)
Godly parent: Hades
Hogwarts House: Slytherin
District : District 4 with the fishermen
Likes: writing, painting, listening to music, bugging the hell outta my mates *hehehe* sketching, riding my bike, Ancient Civilizations, Astronomy, science (strangely enough)
Dislikes: Homework, snobs, racists, child abusers, people who swear on the internet( it just sounds really really stupid) Voldemort, Galbatorix
Friends on Fan-fiction
Micci is such a fantastic kid, she has so much energy and she is obsessed with Netball. She's got approx 2 stories up at the moment so go and have a read and please, be nice.
Well we all now that's not true (I.L.Y Em) she has lots of stories and she is so good, she actually has the patience to write the less exciting bits of her stories. Unlike Me.
Fave authors: C.S Lewis, Colleen Houck, Chris D'Lacy, Garth Nix, Cornelia Funke, Christopher Paolini and the list goes on and on and on and on... and you hopefully get the point.
Most wanted jobs: DoctorAuthor, Journalist, Criminal Psychologist/normal Psychologist, Teacher (in some 3rd worlde country), or Professional Musician (singing included)
Now first and foremost I must tell you that I am a little bit...completely insane, my english teacher is forever dragging me back to the classroom from one story or another so don't be scared if I start rambling off some very random things. For confirmation that I am certifiably insane go to 101emilyrox's profile, she has to put up with me 24/7. >:}) *evil grin*
ANYWAY. My name is something or other but I couldn't be bothered writing it, just this string of words, though it's probably taking me longer to write this than my own name. ANYWAY, again. I'm in 8th grade, Internal affairs officer for the Asian Bridges (our schools Asian culture club) and I help out with our school Chaplain and Psychologist. It can get very busy. So please, no flames if I don't update or add for a while.
I am going to sign up for fictionpress so keep your shorts on and wait for me, I am extremely dis-organised at the moment, come to think of it, I'm dis-organised most of the time soooo... yeah, back onto topic!
I spent a couple of years in America so I may spell things their way (my English teacher goes nuts at me for it, it's quite funny really>:})
I believe that all Authors create the things, places and people they want to meet, go and explore. I know I do :D
Okay, so peoples, just want you to know that all my reviews are meant to help and advise I am in no way, shape or form trying to insult or put you down. Unless of course I'm telling you off for saying something horrible to someone else, then expect the full force of the 'mother' gene(she is one very scary lady when she goes on a war-path.)
Also while we're on the review topic, one or two people will have recieved invitations to talk about things going on in their lives. Please note that anything said/written to me will stay completely confidential, between the writer/talker and myself. I only want to give a helping hand to those who need it, so if you need a pep talk or a shoulder to cry on or even someone to complain to, my inbox/door is ALWAYS open for business.
Okay everyone I also want to say that I am on deviant art and I should have some drawings, photo's, whatever they happen to be, up, in just a short while. Please go and have a brouse, that site is practically overflowing with muses and insta-plot-bunnies:D
Okay I've been on Youtube and everything and so many people are Homophobic. It's just stupid and inconsiderate. Did you know that in florida you can be sentenced to death for lesbianism or being Gay. IT'S JUST DOWNRIGHT IDIOTIC!!! I get so annoyed when people are too thick-headed to ackknowledge that yes, they may be different but they're human beings too.
I was bullied through primary school because I was different. I spoke my thoughts and voiced my opinions and never went along quietly with the crowd. My teachers usually had to threaten me with time-out to get me to stop asking questions and shut-up. I got into fights over what I believed in when other kids said I was stupid or that my friends were losers. I stood up for anyone that was having a hard time and I'm quite proud to admit that I was a right bitch to anyone who tried to insult my friends and people I was protecting. Most of my friends are composed of out-casts and under-dogs, people who get a hard time for being themselves.
Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to people like me.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices, dragongoddess13, Take Me To My Fragile Dreams, Bono Tempest
Don't be predjudiced against people who are different. Stand up for and love the peole who dare to stray from the norm - B.T
You Know You’re Australian If...
You know the meaning of the word 'girt'
You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn
You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.
You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse.
You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden
You believe it is appropriate to put a rubber in your son's pencil case when he first attends school
You understand the the phrase 'a group of women wearing black thongs' refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.
You pronounce Melbourne as 'Mel-bin'
You pronounce Penrith as 'Pen-riff'
You believe the 'u' in the word 'Australian' is optional
You can translate 'Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas'
You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fibreglass bananas, prawns and sheep
You call your best friend 'a total idiot but someone you really, truly despise is just 'a bit of a idiot
You think 'Woolloomoloo' is a perfectly reasonable name for a place
You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that is twice as big as a $2 coin.
You understand that 'Wagga Wagga' can be abbreviated to 'Wagga' but that 'Woy Woy' cannot be called 'Woy'
You believe that cooked-down axlegrease makes a good breakfast spread.
You believe all famous Kiwis are actually Australian, until they stuff up, at which point they again become Kiwis.
You know that, by law, "Ozi Ozi Ozi, Oi Oi Oi!" must be shouted at the top of your lungs.
You believe, as an article of faith, that the confectionary known as the 'Wagon Wheel' has become smaller with every passing year.
You wear ugh boots outside the house.
You believe that the more you shorten someone's name, the more you like them
You understand that 'excuse me' can sound rude, while a 'scuse me' is always polite.
You know what it's like to swallow a fly, on occasion via your nose.
You understand that the plural of 'you' is 'youse'
You know its not summer until the steering wheel is too hot to handle.
Your biggest family argument over the summer concerned the rules for Beach Cricket.
You still think of Kylie as 'that girl off Neighbours'
When returning home from overseas you expect to be brutally strip-searched by customs - just in case you're trying to sneak in fruit.
You believe the phrase 'smart casual' refers to a a pair of black tracky-daks, suitably laundered. (Jeans work too)
You understand that all train timetables are works of fiction.
When working on a bar, you understand male customers will feel the need to offer an excuse whenever they order low-alcohol beer.
You get choked up with emotion by the first verse of the national anthem and then have trouble remembering the second.
You find yourself ignorant of nearly all the facts deemed essential in the governments new test for migrants.
You know, whatever the tourist books say, that no one says 'cobber'
You know that backyard cricket is a nice way to bond with family and the rubbish bin. There’s no lbw in backyard cricket, and over the fence is out. And the ‘one bounce, one hand’ rule always applies.
You know that none of us actually drink Fosters beer, because it tastes so bad. But we let the world think we do anyway because the joke’s on them.
You know that Americans think we’re all Steve Irwin clones. And crikey, they couldn’t be more wrong.
You have the ability to compress several words into one - i.e. “g’day” and “d’reckn?” This allows more space for profanities.
You’ve ever used the words - tops, ripper, sick, mad, rad, sweet - to mean good. And then you place “bloody” in front of it when you REALLY mean it.
You know that the barbeque is a political arena; the person holding the tongs is always the boss and usually a man. And the women make the salad.
You’ve sucked your tea/coffee/Milo through a Tim Tam and you call it a Tim Tam Bomb or a Tim Tam Slam.
You see people walking bare-foot on the sidewalk and don’t scorn…. because you’re doing it too.
You know that Burger King doesn’t exist. It’s Hungry Jacks.
We know that the Metric system will always be better than anything inches, feet, pounds and fahrenheit will ever offer.
You know that you can’t eat Fantales alone… Otherwise who will you play the ‘Who am I…’ game with when you’re reading the wrapper?
You have some time in your life slept with Aeroguard on in the summer. Maybe even as perfume
You know that we are home to just about all of the world’s deadliest of animals. That’s why if anybody messes with us we’ll get some funnel webs on their asses.
You know that in summer a seat belt buckle becomes a pretty good branding iron.
You know Australia IS the best bloody place on earth. Bar none.
There is no such thing as AC/DC, only Ackadacka.
You discover that you can get sunburnt through your car window.
You develop a fear of metal car door handles.
You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30am.
McCafe - enough said
You have encountered spiders larger than a small dinner plate - and lived to tell the tale
You have spent evenings chasing spiders the size of dinner plates down the hallway with a thong in your hand.
Embrace the Crazy!!
I'm the girl who isn't dancing, just jumping up and down screaming the lyrics.
I'm also the girl that carries a book in her purse.
I'm the girl that doesn't have normal hobbies. I read and I write.
I'm the girl that hasn't been asked out at all.
I'm the girl that gets picked on for being a freak.
I'm the girl who talks about my characters and drawings as if they were real people.
I'm the girl that swings round my best friends to talk about the book we're wroking on together.
I'm the girl who'll give up watching t.v to read a book.
I'm also the girl that finds it wierd to spend a whole afternoon shopping.
If you're one of the girls that is embracing the Crazy and is proud of it, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Bono Tempest,
If you have ever:
tripped over your own feet,
gotten lost in your own little world,
talked to yourself,
spent multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both..
seemed to trip over thin air,
fallen up the stairs,
been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions,
cried when your favorite character died,
cheered on the bad guys,
fantasized about being thrown into your favorite book
Copy and post this into your profile - B.T
If you can read this you are blessed because more than two billion people can't read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their asses off.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate fudge instead:)
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension,
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not. (Be it a wall, table, or person, I've head-butted them all.)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console,
If you are odd and proud of it
If you ever wished to meet a character from the show
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other,
If you've ever talked to yourself,
If you love Fanfiction.net,
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink.
If you agree with all of this then copy and paste into your profile!!
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more then five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird, means you are normal. Saying that your normal is odd. If you admit that your weird and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.