Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, Cat Returns, Harry Potter, and Hunger Games.
HI i used to be miss.ravensalvatore
Well i'm massive whovian (doctor who) and love to read :) , i have lot's and lot's of idea's and don't know where to start . fisrt off i'd like to say that if you want to talk just send me message :) I'm all ears .
i love watching:
and thats all i can think of at the moment .
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I have taken down 'A promise that I keep' so i can rewrite it becasue i didn't think the standard of writing was high enough and i want to see how series two of wolfblood turns out so that it works well . However i doubt it will be soon cause i'm really busy and i also want to see what going to happen to the all 'John Hurt' issue/ 50TH ANNIVERSARY
who i ship like a crazy shipper
doctor turner & sister Bernadette,call the midwife
10 doctor&OC,Doctor who
Tiva (Tony & Ziva, NCIS)
Baron & Haru ,The Cat Returns
Indie & Scene, My Music
Alice & Hatter ,Alice 2009,alice in wonderland 2010
susan & Caspian, Narnia
Suze & Jessie ,meditator series
belle & rumplestiltskin, once upon a time
List Twelve of your favorite characters from Doctor Who, in no particular order. Then answer
the questions about them.
1. 10 th doctor
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
3. What you happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve "going at it"?
8. Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff
9. Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
10. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has ahot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
15. Would 3 and 7 make a good couple?
16. How would 9 react if 11 died?
17. Who would make a better couple, 1/6 or 2/4?
18. Write a summary for a tragedy fanfiction about 5 and 9.
19. For a fanfiction about 7 and 12, what would the genre(s) most likely be?
20. Who would most likely kill who, 1 kill 2 or 9 kill 5?
21. Who's better looking, 6 or 9?
that was fun to write...
'Never Argue With A Woman'
One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'
'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
lol i love this ,
Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."
"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five pounds for the refill. It contained the antidote."
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.
Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."
The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.
Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.
I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
- When there's a will, I want to be in it.
"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile
If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.
What I really need is minions...
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility!
Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? (Or if a vampire really sucks for that matter?)
Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.
Change is good, but pounds are better.
Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.
I know you think you understand what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.
If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.
Why get even when you can get odd?
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
Why is it called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?
The day without the sun, is like, you know, night.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.
It was all so different before everything changed.
If time is on your side, what's on the other?
How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.
Gravity always gets me down.
I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait for me to return.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance ?
ThInGs To PoNdEr:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? So what's the speed of dark? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why is round pizza in a square box? Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When you eat you have to chew and swallow... does inhailing count?
The Crazy Chain
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen or Jasper Hale is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back. Crazy is when you memorize almost the whole book of Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse and can start rattling it off at any moment. Crazy is when your crazy friend is obsessed with twilight, and even though you know what you are getting yourself into you let her brainwash you anyway!!Crazy is when you are your own radio when you are bored and you get annoyied when the same song keeps playing!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! talk to my picture of DAVID TENNANT = HOT
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Owl of the Night, WhatWouldRonandHermioneDo, American Dreamer Girl, Crystalized Chaos, Silver Chaos-Light, Nekoearlover, Randompanda940, Emmett's evil vampire bunnies, Pentacle Witch 13, XxXSilverShadowXxX, Only if you wish it, I-Am-The-TARDIS ,
"If I make no sense, and what I say makes no sense, then that makes total sense." -Nathanael Huddleson
"I have way too much free time, but I'm too busy to use it." -Author Unknown
"If a person asks you where you are going tell them 'follow me, and you'll know when we get there.'" -Unknown
"Running in place gets you nowhere fast." -Nathanael Huddleson
"Today is tomorrow from yesterday's perspective." -Stephanie Huddleson
"Some people suffer from insanity, others just enjoy it." -Unknown
And whenever you give your word, say the truth [al-An'aam 6:152] The Quran
And seek helpin patience and prayer [al-Baqarah2:45]
And speak good to people[al-Baqarah 2:83 ]
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look effin gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
6 truths of life: PLEASE READ!!
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth tried it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.
5. You will soon copy this and show it to another idiot.
6. There's still a stupid smile on your face
"On the count of 3"
"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."
"Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?"
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
"My friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"
"She's the kind of friend I could call in the middle of the night and say I killed somebody and she'd ask 'where you put the body'"
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling"
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity"
"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"
"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."
"A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?"
"I forgot to remember"
"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."
When people say, 'I’m so tired it's not even funny' or 'my head hurts so much it's not even funny', why would it even be funny in the first place?"
"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."
"As I said before I never repeat myself"
"Silence is golden but Duct tape is silver"
"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me"
"Just a moment... I hear people wanting something... ME!"
Roses are red,
AV is Addicted to Vampires
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
JNTDD is Jacob Needs to Die Disorder
-If you hate being called "stupid" copy this and paste it to ya profile!
-If you LOVE vampires, post this into your profiles. And I ain't talkin' 'bout Twilight, folks! :F
-If you're obsessed with Damon Salvatore copy this to your profile(:
-If you like fried chicken put this up and represent!
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy this into your profile.
If you’ve got a Sonic Screwdriver and/or want one, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you know a video game character that NEEDS to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a best friend who’s so weird, they even freak you out sometimes, copy and paste this to your profile.
Some people think that life is long. Others think that it’s short. If you believe that life is life and either way it’s gonna end so you should just go ahead and live it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you forget things easily and got in trouble because of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
Whovian and PROUD OF IT!!
If you think apples should be banned for keeping the Doctor away, copy this into your profile.
Steven Moffat classified Rose Tyler as the Doctor's "needy girlfriend," and that he had to hand it to the Doc for ditching her and 'palming her off on a copy of himself.' If this statements makes you very, very angry, join the club! (and copy this into your profile! )
If you want to form an angry mob and hang RTD by his toes over the English Channel for getting rid of Rose by putting her with the Doctor's clone and the terrible thing he did to Donna, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you're one of the smart beings who know that Rose will return someday, put this on your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this on to your profile
If you are obsessed with Doctor Who,copy this into your profile.
If you are one of the wise ones who knew that Rose would return BEFORE IT WAS REVEALED THAT OUR HOPES AND DREAMS CAME TRUE, copy this and paste it on your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you're like in a parallel universe, put this on your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.
If you've ever seen a movie or TV program/episode so many times you can quote it word for word and you do so at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, put this in your profile.
If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that the Doctor and Rose should have got together, got married, and run off to make lots of little time babies then copy and paste this into your profile.
If Rose belongs with the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you belong with the Doctor, copy and paste this into your profile.(I MADE THIS ONE UP)
If you've ever been hyper for days because of (re)watching an awesome Doctor Who episode, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are planning to write a very, very angry letter to Russell T. Davies asking why in the world he would do that to Donna Noble, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.
If you have fallen UP the stairs, copy this onto your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
Less than 1 percent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.(I've tripped OVER the watch your step sign, and then grinned like a loon!)
Asking the Doctor what button to press is like asking a cat to fetch the morning paper for you. You'll get a bemused look and no answer.
If you believe that all hospitals should have little shops...copy this onto your profile
If you have weird taste in anything, copy this into your profile.(Well, music for one.)
If you believe that Doctor Who is the Greatest Show in the Galaxy, put this in your profile.
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading your own stories, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a proud shipper of whatever you ship, put this in your profile.
If you can listen to a song and match some of the lyrics up to your life copy and paste this onto your profile.
And now for a funny quote:
"Oh, look what the cat dragged in, the oncoming storm."
-Rose Tyler (The Girl in the Fireplace)
Congratulations, you've made it to the end of my profile. You win...a the chance to run your hands through DAVID TENNANTS Hair !!!!! Just kidding! xxx
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