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Joined 12-26-10, id: 2672146, Profile Updated: 07-10-13
Author has written 3 stories for Supernatural, and Harry Potter.

I'm Courtney-

I write shitty fanfics-

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Doctor Who
Harry Potter
Supernatural

a starter I wrote, for my Marceline Abadeer account on Facewhore, that I am particularly proud of:

She dances in her prettiest dress—it’s an old red thing. She feeds off of red things, for she is unlike any other vampire. She can sustain herself off shades of red, sucks the hue out of the likes of apples and fire trucks. It all depends on the size of her appetite. Anyway; the dress has long loose sleeves, and ends above her knees. Her skin is pale, almost grey. She screams—but it’s a happy, beautiful thing. She picks up pebbles and tosses them about. The sun streams through the trees, she stops when she hears something crunch. It sounds like a twig breaking, or the dead leaves being trodden upon. She hadn’t been paying attention—so she couldn’t distinguish the difference. She hears breathing, a beating heart. She puts her hands on her hips. “You can come out, you know. I won’t bite.”

haha, that is such an old starter, but I'll keep it here.

I write. Slowly, because I'm easily distracted.
I roleplay, and that's where it really shines through.

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As We Forgive Those by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Priest!Cas meets with a couple who are about to get married. Dean's already feeling guilty when he enters the church with Lisa, and then it gets so much worse, because Dean recognises the priest, from the bar where they met.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,462 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Das Spiel von Katz und Maus by namichan89 reviews
Erik teases Charles by talking only German to him. Rated M for Erik's dirty mind.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Xavier, C., Magneto - Complete
Is This Art Or Is It Just Pleased To See Me? by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
CRACK. AU In which Dean needs to study under an established artist, and Castiel needs help with his ceramic penises.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
That Awkward Moment When by HigherMagic reviews
PWP. All in all, with a full tank of gas and his radio turned up loud, Dean was in a pretty damn good mood. All that vanished into shock and concern when the sky lit up like daylight. Dean/Castiel, wing!fic.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,547 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Me and Mine by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Castiel is a gay priest and devoted to repressing himself, until he meets seventeen year old Dean who needs help in denying his own sexuality. Inconvenient though it is, they fall in love and move from denial to platonic love to something more complex.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 52,570 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sweet Little Pretty by TealEyedBeing reviews
"You're pretty." Dean breathed in awe, watching in something akin to delighted glee as a vivid pink bloomed across previously pale cheeks. Childhood AU memory, brief teenager fluff. Destiel. other Warnings/Disclaimer inside.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Movie Night by RubinAmigo reviews
Set after 'The French Mistake'. Sam brought some movies back from their trip to bizzaro Earth. Cas and Dean find and watch them. Smut ensues. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ghost Light by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU. Dean is honourably discharge after becoming a POW and being tortured for information, leaving him emotionally destroyed and physically warped. Sam buys a new 4NG3L series Apple Robot to keep Dean sane.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 32 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Choking On It by Castiella reviews
Dean's having trouble sleeping. Castiel snoops thinking Dean's still having nightmares of Hell. Needless to say, the dreams weren't of Hell. A "Blow me, Cas" fic. SLASH. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Splinters and Johnnie Walker by AlexJanna reviews
Ignorance is Bliss verse. John is woozy and in pain and a little delirious from exhaustion so it's obvious that he just hallucinated that. Right? Right!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
With All The Lights Turned Down by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Childhood - Highschool AU. Dean and Castiel's discoveries in sexuality begin at the tender age of nine. Warnings for underage and sensitive subjects. No child abuse etc though.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Porn Is Good by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. Dean had just wanted to shock Castiel out of his porn-watching habit. But then the plan doesn't exactly go as planned, and Dean realizes that Castiel watching so much porn mightn't be such a bad thing after all.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wet by Insidiously reviews
Castiel had a habit of watching the Winchesters at all points in their days - Even their most private. One morning when Dean thinks he's alone everyones favorite angel comes out to play.. Rated for sexual content and voyeurism. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Specimen 001 by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean is hired by Zachariah to fathom the new creature he's fished out of the sea, and that would be Castiel obviously.PS Deviant art now has images for this story - thanks to BobbleHeadedJesus and togainyourtrust. and more
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Texas by Kierastarlight reviews
Ficlet. Fluffy. Nice and affectionate, and more...metaphorically. Dean likes using metaphors. Slightly Naive!Cas at first. Takes place in earlier S6.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Gabriel's a Perv,,, But Then, So Is Dean by CastielLovesDean reviews
Gabriel uses his Trickster magic to conjure a fake Dean and Castiel, then watch them do it. Dean catches him; chaos ensues. Slash! Destiel. Written for Lyanvis for the 175th review of Cas's Logical Suggestion. Voyeur!Dean, Gabe, and Sam. Porny!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Animalistic by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
*One-shot* A complete PWP, nothing but dirty, unadulterated, rough, animal-like Destiel smut. Rated M for cursing and extremely graphic sexual content. Read at your own risk.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
No Regrets by imperfectromance reviews
Sam knows something up, but, then, Sam always knows. And Bobby doesn't help, the way he keeps giving Dean the stink eye and making Dean think that maybe, just maybe, the angel had told the old hunter. M for Safety?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Favourite by Cheeky Slytherin Lass reviews
Everyone has a favourite sibling. Charlie's was Percy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,116 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Charlie W., Percy W. - Complete
Black As Night by Misato reviews
Dean patches Castiel up after a fight and things get a little out of control. Slash, Wing!Kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Stress Relief by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU It's a Terrible Life 'Verse. - Dean Smitth reluctantly goes to see a doctor at a weight loss clinic. Castiel is having issues of his own, and sugessts maybe Dean's problems lie more with stress than his weight. Destiel. Will grow into PWP.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,770 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Paper Football by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU Castiel is an english teacher, marking his papers outside so he can watch Coach Winchester at work. One paper proves too intesting to pass over. Because all I did while was down was write porn.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Another Year Older by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean and his brother Castiel, a depressing birthday and a bottle of whiskey. Warnings or incest and random porn I should probably not have written but unfortunately did.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Toy Chest by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Castiel is a slinky, he's also falling. Crack/Humour/Angst/Gabriel is a barrel of monkeys. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Pepsi Max by Love-in-the-Stars reviews
Sam is the truck driver for Coke Zero and one day at a small diner he meets the driver of Pepsi Max.One-shot. AU!Crack
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Gabriel, Sam W. - Complete
Giant Vegetables of Doom by wordsurfer reviews
Sometimes, Rory wishes that the Doctor actually knew what he was doing.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
Breakfast à la Castiel by Elize34 reviews
Waking up next to Dean is something Castiel thoroughly enjoys. Dean leaving the bed for food, however, is not something he likes. A plan is formed. Destiel fluff
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
I'm not a hammer i'm a spoon by Madam Mimm reviews
Please hold all jokes about "spooning" 'til the end. AU in which humans are Teabags, angels are cutlery and demons are, apparently, dairy product.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Domesticated by 1BadJoke reviews
Established Relationship. The little things you do for that special someone.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
I Lost My Shoe by ImpalaGirl4484 reviews
Crackfic: From Sam's shoe's point of view.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Sam W. - Complete
Only Good When He's Asleep by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Dean gets stuck sharing a bed with Castiel every time, which isn't fair given what Castiel's like when he's asleep. Essentially porn with plot and some laughs thrown in. Slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Obligatory Kitten Fiction by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Ache by HigherMagic reviews
Sam pulls wings out of Dean's back, which apparently you're not meant to do, and Castiel has to clean up the mess, then help the Hunter deal with them. AU, Wing!kink.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,687 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 110 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Peanut by Journal Of Ardency reviews
The Doctor decides it's only fair that River gets a pet name too! Cuteness ensues. One-shot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Little brother do you hear me by Scyllaya reviews
Gabriel and Castiel are step-brothers who grew up together. Castiel/Gabriel, Slash, AU, NC-17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Castiel, Gabriel - Complete
Please Leave a Message by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Herpes You! by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired reviews
Dean and Sam get new Iphones with the brilliant invention of autocorrect. Misunderstandings and garbled messes ensue. Rated M for cussing mostly. Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel Slight Slash, really just the barest hints.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Yellow Shirts and Black Ties by carryonmy-waywardson reviews
Sam Wesson works in Tech Support, and Dean Smith is director of Sales and Marketing. When they meet, sparks fly and Dean decides he wants Sam to fix more than a faulty printer.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,485 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Christmas with the Noble's by footshooter reviews
The Doctor can't turn down another invitation to have Christmas lunch with Donna... Even if he is different now. And if she doesn't recognise him. Changes a lot throughout. T as I can't get through a story without swearing. Not even Doctor Who!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/29/2010 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
While The Cat's Away by Shadowside reviews
When Amy leaves to fetch groceries, a confession is made. Oneshot, slash and implied adult situations. Rory/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Like a Good Neighbor by Illucida reviews
Dean is driving down the road when he hits a pothole. Crack.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Giving of Presents by Oscar-Wilde-Inspired reviews
Three ficlets with Christmas themes. Five year old versions of Dean, Cas, Sam, Michael, and Lucifer give each other presents. Wee!Characters and possible incest if you see it that way. Rated K. Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel, Michael/Lucifer sort of
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Seriously? by BuckleMyShoe reviews
Sam has just woken up and is very confused at the sight that greets him. Short one-shot, implied slash.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Old Friends by RK-Striker-JK-5 reviews
Is she all right? How's she doing? Eleven checks up on Donna.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2010 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Let It Go by Artemisdesari reviews
Dean/Castiel smut. Cas arrives while Dean is taking advantage of alone time. Set post 6.10 'Caged Heat' so spoilers of the spoilery variety within.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
We All Scream by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Dean takes Castiel out for ice cream, which is the best and worst idea Dean's ever had.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Pussy Galore by LetItRock reviews
Once again, Gabriel, aka the Trickster, messes with Sam and Dean. In the process he manages to delve deep into Dean's long forgotten fear - kittens; a fear that causes a undeniable rift between the two. Crack fic. OOC. Set in season 5. Rated T for safety.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Business As Usual by HigherMagic reviews
Businessman AU. Castiel is sent on a company trip and Dean's a rent boy in Chicago. They meet and Castiel hires him and then it starts getting complicated.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,801 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Bottoms Up by pan-pandeus reviews
Continuation of 'Top.' Gabriel and Crowley engage in a drinking contest. Dean/Castiel, Sam/Gabriel, PG
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
The DoctorDonna by x-Avarice-x reviews
She was never supposed to wake up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,921 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Supernatural Waffles by Ichbingabbie reviews
Castiel won't share. PARODY I had posted this to my Y-gallery.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Shopping Trip by Mushinoiki reviews
Fezzes. Donna couldn't believe that stores sold them. Or that someone actually wanted to buy one. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Donna N., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Two Things Dean Can't Do Without by Delu reviews
The three places Pie and Cas tie on, and the one they don't. Written for the All-Things-Holy group Halloween Art Exchange. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Baby, Baby, Baby by kaitouahiru reviews
"Dean, you cannot give birth to a car. It is impossible,"
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Nurse's Orders by Gorramit Girl reviews
The universe has been saved, the wedding is over, and Rory and Amy have finally decided to come out of their bedroom suite on the TARDIS. It should be business as usual, so why is Rory insisted on seeing Eleven in the infirmary?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Mission Control by Emerald Embers reviews
Trying to find God wasn't just about looking. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
See Reverse For Care by PinkSakuraPetals reviews
Pre-slash. People at the Laundromat are staring, but Dean valiantly continues in his attempt to teach Cas about washing his new clothes.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Here Alone? by 1BadJoke reviews
AU: College parties, gotta love 'em. Featuring a Shy/slightly Neurotic! Bruce and Nurse!Joker having a chance meeting on Halloween.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
In A Relationship by WaitingForNoExit reviews
Dean teaches Castiel how to use Facebook. Destiel, complete crack.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
One More Goodbye by Ace of Gallifrey reviews
Amy and the Doctor land briefly in Chiswick, and the Doctor catches one last glimpse of an old friend...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/26/2010 - 11th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Alien Boy by turtur6 reviews
Little snippet of Rory's POV during Vampires in Venice- SLASH! But it's television-safe...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Night Yelling by madwriter223 reviews
-CRACK- Fill for a prompt: Bobby talks in his sleep. Crowley is surprised at what he hears. Real surprised sometimes. XD Bobby/Crowley Rated for language and mentioned violence.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
Feeding a Hunter by madwriter223 reviews
-For a Prompt- Crowley never thought he'd start enjoying cooking so much. Nor did he think feeding Bobby would be so entertaining. implied Bobby/Crowley, Domestic Fic
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Bobby S., Crowley - Complete
If Tonight is Our Last by AnberlinLove reviews
"Dean, I want to fornicate." Where Castiel realizes that it might be his last day on Earth and when Dean sees he needs to stop pretending. Oh and the consumption of alcohol might have something to do with it. Destiel. Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Backseat Pass by SarcasmMyAntidrug reviews
Sam is seriously considering shooting someone... cuz all this pining is giving him stomach cramps.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Of Trolls And Weasels by Jeanome reviews
Marcus Flint only wanted a little peace and quiet. Then Percy Weasley stumbled in. Let's follow these two very different misfits into the steamy-hot atmosphere of the prefects' bathroom. Wild, dirty slash, what else? Oneshot. MarcusFlint/PercyWeasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,021 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Marcus F., Percy W. - Complete
Guest List by lilyleia78 reviews
Dean/Cas silly little comment fic for the wedding prompt "No, you can't invite all your siblings!"
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Let Me Tell You 'bout The Birds And The Bees by Emerald Embers reviews
Castiel's approach to romance is scarcely what you would call traditional. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Banana Coffee by NotAnOunceOfLogic reviews
In which Jack is shocked, the Doctor and Rory are drunk and Amy doesn't like Jail
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Mirror Image by Bad Mum reviews
Mirrors can be confusing to a two-year-old identical twin. Big brother Charlie tries to explain. Written for the "Tell Me A story" Prompts challenge at the Hogwarts Online forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Charlie W., George W. - Complete
Coffees and Captains by Firecracker-SJ reviews
One shot. The Eleventh Doctor and Captain Jack Harkness meet for the first time while Amy and Rory 'enjoy' some strange alien coffee. Jack doesn't recognize the Doctor at first and the Doctor is somewhat annoyed but definitely glad to see his old friend.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/23/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Colour Me Free by tinypinkmouse reviews
Sometimes beginnings might not be exactly what you thought they were. Dean/Gabriel pre-slash, pre-series fic featuring wee!Dean and wee!Gabriel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Cas wishes to sparkle by Eric Kripke reviews
Castiel and Crowley visit the movies to see, you guessed it. Twilight. Cas/Crowley *REVISED*
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Castiel, Crowley - Complete
No room for God by sephirothflame reviews
Dean keeps moaning "God"; Gabriel does not approve. PWP. Gabriel/Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Dean W., Gabriel - Complete
Don't Call Me Cas by Eric Kripke reviews
Castiel is getting tired with everyone calling him Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Castiel - Complete
Heavenly Delight by Eric Kripke reviews
Castiel finds a box of Dean's condoms. Cas drabble/
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Red Corvette by hexumhunnie311 reviews
Shy social outcast Jasper has been in love with Emmett, the king of Forks High and his complete opposite, for two agonizing years. Does Jasper have more in common with Emmett than he thinks? Slash, AH. Entry for the Slash Backslash One-Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,747 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Jasper, Emmett - Complete
A Car by any Other Name by ScottyFTW reviews
Castiel takes it upon himself to name the Impala. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
4 Things Castiel is not Allowed to Do by ScottyFTW reviews
...as decreed by Dean Winchester. Implied one-sided Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
4 Times Cas Took Liberties and Dean Didn't Know by ScottyFTW reviews
...and one time Dean totally knew. Dean/Castiel. Crackish.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Is that normal? by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
On Halloween night, Castiel grows a tail due to a curse, which Dean finds a major turn on. He can't stop playing with and touching Castiel's newly grown tail, which in turn arouses Castiel. Rated M for adult content Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Curves of Time and Space by words of magick reviews
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from?" - Author unknown. An Al/Scorpius pairing with some Rose/OC-ness. Pure fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
I Wouldn't Change A Thing by Ember-Firedrake88 reviews
SPOILERS FOR 5.04 After coming back from the future, Dean finds Castiel waiting for him. The things he saw in the future make him realize how much he cares about the angel. Warnings: slash, angst, schmoop, sexytimes, SPOILERS
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,232 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Of Picnics, Batman, and Chili Dogs by AwesomePants87 reviews
Dean and Castiel's picnic plans are ruined by rain.....light smex ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,543 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Fly Me Friendly by sexyscholar reviews
To get to a vacation getaway in the islands, Ron and Draco take to the skies. *Warnings: Semi-public sexytiems, crossdressing!Draco, D/s-ish, dirty talk, biting, spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,031 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Folie a Deux by Persepolis130 reviews
Scorpius Malfoy wears a permanent invisibility cloak and dreams of growing wings. Al wishes he were half that cool and has the nail polish to prove it. Albus/Scorpius AS/S, Harry/Draco H/D, other pairings incl. slash and het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,439 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
An angel’s love, unexpected by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Castiel taunts Dean with ice cream, which leads to more, so much more .... Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Errands from Heaven by Shadow Of Castiel reviews
Castiel grabs Dean and blindfolds him, ties him up and has some fun with him. Rated M for adult content. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Of Benefits and Squiggles by pleiades007 reviews
Scorpius asks questions and Albus tries to clarify what kind of shape he is. Rated for language and implied sexual situations. Albus Potter/Scorpius slash. I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Summer Place by pleiades007 reviews
Scorpius and Albus spend time together over the summer between their 6th and 7th years. Rated for last installment. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters; I just play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Sinner by Vampire Weekend reviews
Castiel’s first time. Dean/Castiel. Contains smut, shmoopiness and slash. Challenge by shion kun. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
The Book of Dean by Bogwitch reviews
Matthew, Mark, Luke, John and… Dean?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Twist and Shout by E. S. Young reviews
“Yeah," Max said, "and after tickling each other ‘til we piss ourselves, we can have a topless pillow fight.” The promised tickle-fic. Max/Jude. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
This is NOT a Diary! by RBTL reviews
Albus Severus Potter is stuck spending his summer with his family, Scorpius Malfoy and a book he's supposed to write in. His family is annoying, Scorpius is hot and the book is NOT a diary. Can he survive? AS/S, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
In My Soup by E. S. Young reviews
Jude reluctantly shares his box of Animal Crackers with Max. Silly, fluffy boylove ensues. Also singing. And dancing. And horrendous Shirley Temple imitations. Slash, one-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
Make It Better by E. S. Young reviews
Max is a very ill little boy. Jude does his best to make it better and, in the process, realizes just how much he cares for his best mate. Max/Jude. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,349 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies by E. S. Young reviews
Realizing that special brownies suck, no matter how special they make you feel, Max decides to fix this and attempts baking. Jude, knowing that this can't end well, decides to help, which leads to...well...The story of Max and Jude's first kiss. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
I Will by E. S. Young reviews
With a bottle of whisky and the place to themselves, Jude and Max have everything they need for the perfect Boys' Night In. The bottle is drained, and things get interesting, but then go awry, leading Jude to contemplate this relationship. One-shot.
Across the Universe - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Max C., Jude F. - Complete
One Hundred Tuesdays by pyrebi reviews
And nary a Wednesday in sight. A "Mystery Spot" fic.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The Puddlemere United Sock by BadLittleGirl reviews
Have you ever wondered, how the Puddlemere United sock ended up in the Burrow? As a matter of fact, only Percy and Oliver know. [PO, oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,416 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Percy W., Oliver W. - Complete
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Boy in the Shadows
Barty Jr. learns at an age younger than most, just where he truly belongs. asdfghjkl; I'm so terrible at summaries. Someone else had a better summary done up for me, but it's buried in facebook messages. So, I'll just spit a few key words out. Angst, family, angry Barty Sr. Crying mother, rain, thunder, shadows, lightning. Introspection. Barty is aged four years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Complete
The One Where Garth Tries to Find a Lady Friend for Mr Fizzles reviews
In which one friend brings the other to Walmart, under false impression.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Garth F., Mr. Fizzles - Complete
Crayons and paint reviews
It's Valentine's Day, and Dean has made something special for Cas! This is an AU where the boys are all in Kindergarten; Gabriel, Castiel, Crowley, Dean...
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Dean W., Castiel, Gabriel - Complete