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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,147 - Reviews: 3410 - Favs: 1,812 - Follows: 1,991 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Lesser of Two Malfoys by SerenaSnape88 reviews
Hermione's 22nd birthday is weeks away, and she must be willingly engaged to a pureblood by then or be forced to accept the first eligible pureblood who requests her. Marriage Law. Not quite canon. M for future sexual content. Ron is a noob.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,610 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 1,065 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Serpentine Series by HarmonyB reviews
Hermione Granger is sent by Dumbledore to go undercover as a Death Eater for Voldemort. Living everyday in fear her true identity will be revealed, Hermione discovers Voldemort has big plans for her. [Hermione/Voldemort]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 208,600 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,564 - Reviews: 4611 - Favs: 8,032 - Follows: 9,787 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Claiming a convict's soul by LoversCure reviews
After the war Hermione tries to help an innocent child, but what if it turns out this girl is not the only one who needs and deserves to be saved from the consequences of war?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,930 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 5,000 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 147,796 - Reviews: 3774 - Favs: 7,033 - Follows: 7,080 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Trip to the Past by Priya Ashok reviews
COMPLETE! 19 years after the war with Voldemort Harry Potter is thrown 25 years into the past, arriving just before the start of his first year at Hogwarts. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 197,996 - Reviews: 2442 - Favs: 3,669 - Follows: 3,997 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
My Darling Caroline by gingercat0319 reviews
Sequel to 'Sweet Caroline.' Draco and Hermione's daughter grows up. Does she find trouble, or does trouble find her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,042 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - OC, Blaise Z.
Henry and Herm by lovelynoise reviews
Crossover HP/Tudors. Crookshanks is playing with Hermione's time turner ... Hermione/Henry VIII. (November, 2014. This story has been updated: all the chapters have been rewritten, Henry's speech has been made a bit more renaissance-esque, and there are five new chapters inserted (14, 17, 18, 19 and 20), exploring Hermione's and Henry's relationship.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tudors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 56,237 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Hermione G., King Henry VIII, Charles Brandon
Shadows and Dust by Charlatan reviews
Lucius and Severus are leading near pointless lives locked in the High security wing of Azkaban. Following the actions of the newly appointed and extremely paranoid Minister of Magic all they can do is look on, until a new prisoner is put in the next cell
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M.
Why We Fight by Zephyr Seraphim reviews
An accident in Potions sends Draco and Hermione to the past where they meet a couple much like them. Hermione & Draco, James & Lily. Written before The Half Blood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 109,368 - Reviews: 2464 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 2,247 - Updated: 9/5/2014 - Published: 2/9/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M., James P., Lily Evans P.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 7,525 - Follows: 8,659 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
A Six Foot Request by TheUnderStudy reviews
It's hard to function in the heat, when you miss the cold so much on your skin. I tried to live again, but living became too hard. So I set out looking for death in the only place I could guarantee it. Original O/S, then Team Killed O/S follows, and the mini-series of Team Changed right after. Team Changed series still in progress as of 8.13.2014.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,204 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Bella, Marcus
How the Mighty have Fallen by luv1711 reviews
A trip to the past leaves all parties shaken; none more so than Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,809 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Malfoys Family Values by belana-rus reviews
AU. Five-year-old Harry Potter becomes Lucius Malfoy's foster child... What awaits Wizarding Britain now?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,297 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Harry P.
Flower Forevermore by raggedclause reviews
Hermione is a powerful Dark Witch, but she's young and untrained. Lucius takes her under his wing, and comes to love and adore her...and ultimately, make her his Queen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,977 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
In Each Other's Eyes by brendonwentz reviews
Bella is an ordinary 'Plain Jane' book loving kinda girl, Emmett is a super hot football jock. When they, literally, bump into each other at college, could it be the start of something? Rated M for language and Lemons, Lemons not till later chapters R&R!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,293 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Emmett
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking; war and technology are pushing on the edge of the unbelievable, and S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately attempts to keep the peace. The soldier and the scientist are not the only lights that push back against the darkness, however; magic will encompass the world again as the last wizard makes himself known.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 252,192 - Reviews: 6162 - Favs: 9,816 - Follows: 11,265 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Hermione Granger and the Magic Mirror by poetintraining576 reviews
When Hermione falls through a magic mirror and travels to 18th century France, she faces an unwanted proposal, an angry beast, and a confusing curse. Belle, in modern-day England, discovers Floo powder, a haughty blonde, and a cursed necklace. And both women will find an answer to the age-old question: Who could ever learn to love a beast? Over 23,000 hits and 100 faves.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,320 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M., Beast/Prince, Belle
Marauder Unbound by Winter Wisp reviews
Harry's pretty unsatisfied with the way his life turned out. With only a sense of duty propelling him forward, it seems just another mundane day for Harry, until circumstances give him a second chance, to redo everything, marauder style. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,059 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Accidental Delight by Willow Grace reviews
Bella has finally givin up her V-card, and her mom makes her see a gynecologists for the first time. Everything's fine until Dr. Cullen the new gynecologists gives her a accidental orgasm. Updated. Bella never got the chance to make another appointment, and finds herself hundreds of miles away from her good doctor. But alls not lost when a new professor shows up. A/U OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Alice, Bella, Carlisle, Jasper
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Secrets by patz1307 reviews
What will happen if Hermione Granger never made it to the burrow? What will happen if she never helped Harry and Ron destroy Hurcroxes because of a certain blonde man? -view full summary inside. rated M for reason
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,074 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bad Romance by uchiha.s reviews
She loved him first.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 204,840 - Reviews: 2734 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,514 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Lucius and the Shrink by notwolf reviews
After the war, Lucius is sentenced to see a psychiatrist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,700 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,019 - Follows: 2,485 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Prodigy: Born Again by Milarqui reviews
ABANDONED (See last chapter) Some say Prodigies are born. Some say Prodigies are made. What if Prodigies could come from both sides of the coin? Watch as a Prodigy called Harry James Potter makes his own way into the Magical World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,325 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,236 - Follows: 1,447 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Forest of Dean by JTPort reviews
What would have happened if Harry said yes when Hermione suggested staying in the forest and the effects it has on the entire wizarding world. Inspired by Deathly Hallows Part 1.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,335 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Bound by Blood: The Accursed Heirs by TheNefariousMe reviews
Sequel to Bound by Blood. Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,586 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 748 - Follows: 1,118 - Updated: 5/26/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Swelling Rage by crysta656 reviews
Hermione Granger always thought of herself as a calm woman.She wasn't quick to temper or fast to judge. She accepted things as they arose with grace and poise. She was level headed. She was strong. Until she fell in love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,780 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Time Orbs and Pregnancy by G. Novella reviews
Neville and Harry are freaking out about becoming fathers. When they take a time orb back to their parents seventh year, will their worries be assuaged? Can they handle the stress of seeing their parents and not being able to change a thing? And will their wives ever reach them? What about the ripple effect that is created just by their arrival? What now?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,599 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Neville L., Harry P.
A Case of You by Mrs.Monster reviews
A road trip, a stolen car, a grumpy human-drinking vampire, a disposable camera and a very unique map. Bella's determined to have fun, and Peter's along for the ride. Complete! Look for future outtakes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,299 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Bella, Peter - Complete
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12239 - Favs: 7,484 - Follows: 6,176 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Without Disappointment There Can be No Hope by StoryPainter reviews
Bella is finally content with her life. She hardly even thinks of Edward anymore. So, what will happen when her past storms back into her life and throws all her plans in the air? Bella has to decide if she can move forward without ever looking back.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 74,672 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Jaded Eyes of a Prodigy by wickedlfairy17 reviews
DarkHarry snapped early on, follow his journey for revenge. Surprises at every turn and not everything is as it appears. His search for power will reshape the world by fire and the magical world will never know what hit them.Slash LVHP Full summery inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 216,842 - Reviews: 1917 - Favs: 3,578 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
You can't stop a heart once its set in motion by The-Lady-Layla reviews
Hermione Granger is kidnapped while at the Burrow. Lucius Malfoy brings her to the headquarters of Lord Voldemort. But does Voldemort just want information from Hermione or does he want something....else?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,930 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed crimes of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,430 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 923 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Paradigm Shift by LilyoftheValley77 reviews
Bella's life as a Cullen was near perfect. But what happens when Jasper and Bella return from three days away and find that everything they knew, everything that was has been changed forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 95,648 - Reviews: 2077 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,464 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Kid And I by venusmercurysunev reviews
ON HIATUS. BEING REWRITTEN. HG/TR Time Travel. Details changed. Spoilers. After Dumbledore's death, Hermione is given a strange envelope that she is not allowed to open until a certain date. On the eve of the Final Battle, she opens it and promptly vanishes. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,521 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
A Father's Debt by Lady Lacey reviews
Arthur Weasley is indebted to Lucius Malfoy with no way to repay him- until Lucius notices Ginny. To clear Arthur's debt, she is to be married to Draco the year she comes of age, and neither of them has any choice in the matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,247 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5092 - Favs: 4,998 - Follows: 2,927 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wizard from Earth by Morta's Priest reviews
Living for a century is an accomplishment, even for a wizard. Two is a rarity. Living them all? That is the territory of the gods. Harry Potter remembers a cat's glowing eyes, a strange old man with a wicked smile, and pain. It is the year 3050 B.C.E. and he has all of history as his future.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man from Earth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 2,508 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Harry P.
Taken by DanaGabrielleEspinosa reviews
When Edward, Stefan and Elena are taken, Damon and Bella set out to find the people they love - or so they thought they loved them. Could feelings change over time? SET IN NEW MOON AND DAY AFTER SEASON1 FINALE FOR TVD UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,663 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Bella, Damon
The Great Bella Body Switch by Gamma Orionis reviews
Our favourite Bella and our least favourite Bella get some quality time in each others' lives. I have to reread Twilight to do this, so please review out of pity if nothing else. Don't take too seriously.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Bellatrix L., Bella
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4877 - Favs: 1,406 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lacrimosa by uchiha.s reviews
semi-historical AU with magic. After Draco purchases Hermione as his new concubine, she is thrown in the path of the new composer for the court, Voldemort. And soon she finds herself making a deal with the devil himself... TMR/HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,570 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Are We There Yet? by GalnKay reviews
A certain aristocrat discovers many surprising things about our beloved Miss Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,728 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Holding Sam by MeraNaamJoker reviews
Sam saves Bella after she gets lost in the woods. She returns the favor in more ways than one. A romance set in AU New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,079 - Reviews: 1579 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Bella, Sam - Complete
Contemplation by AthenasHoliday reviews
Rogue spends her time zoning-out in Scott Summer's class… leading to a deal between the two to share their thoughts that eventually leads to more as they get to know one another. Cyclops/Rogue Movie-verse, post-X1. Part 1 of the Alternate X-Men Trilogy.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,671 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Rogue, Cyclops - Complete
Exasperation: Just Your Average Love Story by toavoidconversation reviews
Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,292 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 1977 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Football Player And The Model by AllisonteamEmmett reviews
Summery inside! Bella's a Victoria's Secret model, while Emmett is a football player. Bella was bullied before a model, except by the Cullen's and Hale's. PLEASE READ!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,358 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Bella, Emmett
The Best Is Yet To Come by soulofair reviews
What if Jack and Liz had met after WWII? Cross-posted to my LJ same username . I do not own 30 Rock or the characters.
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jack D., Liz L. - Complete
In My Life by soulofair reviews
Liz moves on with her life and Jack doesn't know how to handle it. Crossposted to LJ same username as here in 11/11. Written a few years ago, so does not fit canon at all. Some spoilers for S4, but nothing too drastic. I do not own the rights to 30 Rock or the characters.
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,372 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Jack D., Liz L. - Complete
We were soldiers by Golden28 reviews
Bella Swan was an alis my name is Captain Bella Black Special Forces. I ended up in Washington because my brother tricked me with an unbreakable vow and now the Cullens are here in the Magical world. Kill me now. Wait - I'm imortal you can't.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 21,181 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/23/2010
Goddess by Rose Tyler. Doctor reviews
What if Bella was really Arabella, Goddess of Electricity, married to Hermes messenger of the gods AND one of the "Big Four"? Zeus gives her a mission to meet the Cullens again... after Edward left her. Set during New Moon. Bella/Hermes
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Bella, Apollo - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3237 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Creation of Life by Mazeline Gerard reviews
Snape teaches girls sex ed. in Luna's year. Turns out he really isn't made of stone. Rated for sexual content and swearing, just to be safe, though there isn't graphic sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,824 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Luna L., Severus S.
A Forks Night by sweetlilsunshine reviews
Bella looked at her new little brother as he rested in the arms of the social worker. "He's so tiny." She breathed, reaching out to touch his soft down of black hair. Charlie, her father, tousled her hair and let out a laugh. "You were once tiny too."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,149 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P., Bella
Days of Wine and Wizards by magalena reviews
Hermione is seeking a Potions apprenticeship. Draco manages to come up with a plan to help, but how in the world does Lucius Malfoy end up becoming the answer to her prayers? This story was originally posted at the LJ comm: lm hgficxchange, for the 2012 exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,337 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
My Mother Taught Me by Quicquidlibet reviews
25 Life Lessons that Molly Weasley taught the twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Molly W., Fred W.
The Rogue Next Door by QueenofOld reviews
AU-No powers. From the outside, James Logan Howlett has it all. A beautiful wife, an amazing job and a wonderful home, but in reality, he's a bored, emotionally neglected man praying for a way out of the perfect hell he created. When he meets the young, spirited woman his neighbors hired as their new nanny, he rediscovers a side of himself he thought was long dead.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,837 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
TTB LM X HG by Moomlu reviews
LM X HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Finding Forever by TheVoiceInMyHead reviews
With Bella's life in danger, Edward asks Carlisle to get her out of Forks. But as the city of Paris soon surrounds them with new friends, enemies and adventure, it also begins to show them that love can be shared even between the unlikeliest of people. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,339 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
An Abridged Account by alchemilla mollis reviews
An Abridged Account of the Intimate History of Edward Cullen, as told to Bella Swan. Edward recounts a somewhat disastrous history of encounters with women through the 20th century, as Bella becomes more and more impatient to have an encounter of their own.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 145,536 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Shadowed Malice by Oceanbreeze7 reviews
11 years ago, my 'brother' survived the killing curse. 8 years ago I was given up for adoption. 5 years ago, my orphanage was destroyed in a bloodbath. 4 years ago I found my place at the Dark Lords side. And now, i'm going to Hogwarts, I am Harry Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 228,285 - Reviews: 2509 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,822 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Very Good Partner by Pokeystar
Learning to dance requires a very good partner.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,130 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
160 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Cliodhna reviews
160 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Ten new tales including 'I will not refer to Hagrid as the BFG, even if I think he secretly likes it,' and 'I will not pay Peeves to rewrite the school song.' R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,306 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Fred W., George W.
Arm yourself by u muggle reviews
This year a new event will run at Hogwarts, we will be having a duelling competition!" Dumbledore announced with amusement. Amendments to grammar and the story have been made.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 32,071 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Strings by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
A no strings relationship is exactly what Draco Malfoy had in mind. But could Hermione Granger go along with such an arrangement?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,342 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Near To You by Caitlinlaurie reviews
AU. Years after Edward left in New Moon, Bella has moved on with her life, now living in a small town. But when her path crosses with someone from Forks, Bella must choose between the life she has made for herself and the one she is destined for. B/C On Temporary Hiatus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 92,354 - Reviews: 1160 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,283 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Stolen by Elsie girl reviews
She pretends to love him for the Order. He pretends to love her for the Dark Lord. Have they deceived everyone, or only themselves? "Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before." Mignon McLaughlin. Thank you so much for the support. Please read and review. Complete Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 217,829 - Reviews: 1431 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sun Source by Clell65619 reviews
This is an extremely AU crossover fic that asks the question what might have happened if Petunia Dursley hadn't found a young Harry Potter sleeping on her doorstep on the morning of the 2nd of November 1981. After all, Dumbledore was a bit careless with
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 111,868 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Living Royal by D-Twilighter reviews
Bella Swan is a typical college girl who's trying to make the best of her college experience. Only one problem gets in her way, Prince Edward happens to attend the same University...Full Summary Inside - Inspired by the British Royal Wedding!E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 107,345 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,944 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eyes Wide Open ABANDONED by BBQkitten reviews
Mafia: Cold-blooded, ruthless killers? Or family? When Bella moves to New York she gets sucked into a life she was taught to fear. She gets in too deep and is left with an ultimatum: love or death? Will love concur all or is she a dead girl walking? B/EM
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,063 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - [Bella, Emmett] - Complete
Blood Dance by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Blood's Sacrifice. Harry and Blaise are back for another year, but this time things are going to be vastly different with Manuel incapacitated. Rated just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,347 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
FATHER by Carla Lute reviews
What if Lucius Malfoy had adopted Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,094 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
My Lord, Master, and Lover by Kat100666 reviews
Voldemort has taken Lucius Malfoy as his lover, what happens when teasing and one Harry Potter get invovled? LM/TR then LM/TR/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Lucius M., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Textbooking by Failuresnot2try reviews
Textbook, the newest social network that's sweeping both the wizarding and muggle world has found it's way into Snape's home thanks to Lucius Malfoy in the hopes that he will finally leave his home and find a girl to bed, but will love ensue?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,840 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Study in Magic by Vixit reviews
When Albus Dumbledore shows up at Baker Street with strange demands and baby-filled picnic baskets, Sherlock Holmes is less than thrilled. Featuring Detective!Harry, Competent!Quirrell, and the world's only private consulting detective. No slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,805 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Midnight kitten by Midnight Incubus reviews
Harrys having the usual bad summer witth the Dursleys until he messes up a spell which turns him into a panther cub but thats not the worst of it oh no the dursleys sell him to a magical pets store where he gets bought by - warnings inside
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,556 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 1,067 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Riddle Me This by drinkinlondondanceinparis reviews
Dumbledore gives Hermione an unthinkable task & she knows she can't refuse. She finds herself in 1944, risking everything she has by making a certain teenage Dark Lord change..and fall in love? a HG/TR/DM triangle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 61,504 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
The Pariah by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 54 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12853 - Favs: 7,643 - Follows: 6,165 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Opportunity by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
An excerpt from the diary of Edward Cullen, and how 'The Day Alice Spilled' became 'The Day Edward Thanked Her for It.' AH/AU. O/s. Mild lang. Fluff-ish.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The One That Got Away by Thanatos Angelos Girl reviews
It was all over and he still wasn't hers and he never would be. He was the one that got away. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Kid by evansentranced reviews
A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,867 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Open Up Next to You by LJ Summers reviews
Expanded from my Heartbreak drabble. Ten years after the events of Eclipse, Edward meets his true vampire mate; Bella is left desolate. Alice and Jasper take her in with them to help her through her heartbreak. Rated for mature relationship issues.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 60,108 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 9/30/2011 - [Bella, Alice, Jasper] - Complete
When Peacocks Fall by SeverusHermioneForever reviews
Lucius finds an injured peacock in his garden, not realizing it is Hermione Granger in her Animgaus form. What happens when Hermione reveals herself to him and feelings appear on the surface? Takes place after the war. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,152 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Love Always by MissKat18 reviews
So this is my first fanfic. Not very good with summarys! It's basically just a story about Hermoine and Snape falling in love. I LOVE these characters together and just thought I should try my hand at writing. Read and review please! Rated M for later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Last Man on Earth by seeing-is-believing reviews
A Dark Curse is placed upon the Earth, bringing two unlikely survivors together to find a way to rid the Earth of the revenge of the Dark Lord. A journey of discovery – in more way than just one. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,253 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
TCWOC: The Goddess by ifyougetedwardigetemmett reviews
The Cullens move to Forks and meet the strange Bella Swan, a dyslexic and ADHD student. But Bella's not what she seems, especially when shes guesses the Cullens' secret right away...
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,099 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella
9 Till 5 by Cherry Bomb Princess reviews
The Cullens & Bella are forced to get a job after Bella & Emmett's prank fails. Working at Spears Engineering seems fun at first but when they meet new friends, new vampires, things get dangerous. Canon pairing. Rated M just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 82,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Bella - Complete
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7128 - Favs: 5,346 - Follows: 4,076 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
New Events by LadyLissaLight reviews
"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 103,515 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 1,527 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Prove Me Wrong by Isabella120 reviews
Draco accuses Hermione of being a nerd, bookworm, afraid to fly, ugly, lacking any fashion sense, unsocial, and fat. Hermione refuses to believe that and is determined to prove him wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,079 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 4,603 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Eye by badjujube reviews
It's important for any private investigator to maintain a good relationship with local law enforcement and it's representatives. Therefore, I am always cooperative and polite with Chief Swan. Also, I try not to drink his daughter Bella's blood. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,545 - Reviews: 3854 - Favs: 1,956 - Follows: 1,289 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
My Shiny Freak by prettyflour reviews
Bella with some backbone. A cynical smart ass who attracts the attention of the local brooding vampire, Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. Rated M for strong snark and lemons galore. Nominated for three Tomato Soup Awards!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 130,332 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 658 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
For the Klien's by Sxkitn reviews
Hiding the roommate from his latest conquest is one thing, but being pussy-blocked repeatedly by the same drool-worthy man is quite another. It's time for Bella to wake up and see what is truly going on under her own nose.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,208 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Hit The Bottle by ForeverPandora reviews
Ten years after the war, Hermione has returned to Hogwarts as a teacher. Eleven years after the war, she decides she will be the one to bring the spirit of Christmas to the dungeons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,535 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
As Time Passes by Write-on-the-wild-side reviews
Five years on since the Great Battle and everyone returns to Hogwarts to celebrate. Snape/Hermione no longer a one shot. Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,584 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Leaves of Grass by Nauticalmass reviews
After returning from Italy, Bella's not sure if she can still love Edward. The next morning, she awakens in an unimaginable time and place: Houston, 1862. When she encounters a member of the Cullen family as a human, how far will she follow her heart? B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 95,475 - Reviews: 5696 - Favs: 4,399 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Ice Inside Your Soul by 21ShootingStars reviews
Edward leaves after the Jasper incident, but his family stays behind. 2 years after the Battle at Hogwarts Hermione moves to Forks to get away from bad memories, and help her cousin Bella get over her depression. Hermione/ Carlisle. Esme never existed.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,250 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hermione G., Carlisle
Who Would Have Thought by kaycross1184 reviews
When the Ministry of Magic passes a law requiring everyone to marry, neither Hermione nor Draco can believe it. As everyone around them pairs up, the begin to realize there's no one left except each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Then the Rain Comes by musicprincess1990 reviews
Written for nomadicsoul5's "Kiss in the Rain" Challenge. Hermione was perfectly content with her quiet, humdrum existence... and then HE came along. Loosely based on Pride and Prejudice. AU, H/Hr and D/G. Rating upped because I'm paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,831 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Umbridgitis by Starrie Wolf reviews
A bet going around Hogwarts for the best prank on Dolores Umbridge had the entire school involved. Hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Dolores U.
The New Minted Coin of the Soul by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM, oneshot. Harry saves Snape and Malfoy from what seems to be an assassination attempt. He saves people all the time. But Snape and Malfoy don't get saved all the time, and to a Slytherin, debts always demand repayment. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,201 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Scientist by uchiha.s reviews
AU, HG/TMR/FW. Attraction builds between Hermione and her best friend's older brother, yet she can't tear her mind from the mysterious puzzle that is her critical theory professor: Dr. Riddle. EPILOGUE UP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,258 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione's Indecent Proposal by kci47 reviews
A silly humor/romance fic that sprung out of an Indecent Proposal challenge. Hermione has a plan, and Snape must go along. Post-DH AU in that Ron isn't with Hermione and Snape is still alive, but otherwise compliant. Includes cake!Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,167 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
No Boys Allowed by The Sarcastic Polar Bear reviews
Elliot's little girl wants to get married. Whatever will he do?
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/27/2011 - E. Stabler - Complete
A Night With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Originally a one shot now extended. American Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,978 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Won't Be Lonely Long by Scorpiogrl reviews
Draco's plans go askew as he watches his Godfather snatch up the Gryffindor princess straight out of the arms of her negligent husband. But will she go for it? One-shot song fic. HG/SS from Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mischievous Meetings by Inhuman Grayson reviews
Fred and George meet the Cullens, but no one can predict what the Famous Mischievous Twins will do?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/23/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - George W., Carlisle
I Loved Her First by The Bard's Daughter reviews
For the first time in his life, he wished he'd been the last.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter is a Mafia Boss by 3466-0402 reviews
In which Harry Potter decides that his calling in life is to be a mafia boss. So he buys a snazzy suit and starts a family. Ron becomes his right-hand man, Hermione his advisor, and Snape learns Italian not-so-inconspicuously at the back of a classroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Torção by RandomReggie reviews
Hermione travels after the war and she falls in love with Rio. When Draco goes to see the festival and he spots a changed Hermione what will happpen? Who knows, because if Hermione Granger can dance like a local Merlin knows what will happen!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I will be here for you, Always by rising of the darkness reviews
Hermione finds out the reason why Tom Riddle turned himself to Voldemort. Now she goes back in time to give him what he never had...a true friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,497 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.
The Arrangement by Laurielove reviews
When a prisoner is allowed no other visitors and no gifts, what can be offered to him in exchange for information? Hermione and Lucius come to a very personal arrangement, but will it develop into more than they bargained for? M readers only. LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,131 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
When Harry Met Seeley by razztaztic reviews
AU: Human bones are discovered in Hogsmeade, dragging Brennan & Booth into a world they didn't know existed. I believe in magic!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,442 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Harry P., T. Brennan - Complete
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 3993 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Unforgiving Minute by Voice of the Nephilim reviews
Broken and defeated, the War long since lost, Harry enacts his final desperate gambit: Travel back in time to the day of the Third Task, destroy all of Voldemort's horcruxes and prevent the Dark Lord's resurrection…all within the space of twelve hours.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,617 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Duty Calls by mhd123 reviews
Jack has a tough choice to make. Or is it that tough for him?
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Jack D., Liz L. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,205 - Follows: 355 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Deep City Lights by Kyra4 reviews
Girl could get lost tonight. Alone and depressed for the holidays, on the other side of the globe, Hermione stumbles across a very unexpected face from the past. Can anything good come of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Friends With Benefits? Not So Much by musicprincess1990 reviews
"Let me just begin by saying that I am not a slut." Harry and Hermione explore new aspects of their relationship. Previous title: "Hermione Granger, Woman of Questionable Morals." Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Luna L.] - Complete
Knight in Black Armour by diamond-helen reviews
An unlikely hero rescues Hermione from unwanted advances, where will it lead? Birthday fic for LoveHGSS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,599 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What If Severus by NyxExIgne reviews
What if Sverus didn't go to Hogwarts at the same time as Lilly. What if he wasn't a teacher when Harry, Ron and Hermione went to Hogwarts, what if he was a pupil when they went to Hogwarts. Well, here's his story
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,372 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Masked Ball by liidg reviews
This is a very dirty one shot and should not be read by anyone underage…in fact I am not sure it should be read by anyone period. This is A/U OOC PWP and very much rated M. Hermione/Bella/Narcissa. Sequel is Dance of the Seven Veils.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Diamonds and Pig Snouts by LynstHolin reviews
DRAMIONE Draco finds himself hiding in a cloakroom to get away from Pansy, his fiancee. Hermione needs to get away from her date, Cormac McLaggen.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Acquired Taste by Magnolia822 reviews
Arrogant British celebrity chef Edward Cullen made an impression on NYC caterer Bella Swan long before either one of them became a success. Now, armed with her cat and a devious practical joke, Bella's plan may turn up the heat for both of them. ExB OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,903 - Reviews: 5222 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 2,735 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little One by hyper active pixie reviews
Severus and Lily made up before the Potters died.Positive that Harry is being pampered more then his Godson Draco Malfoy, Severus doesnt look into it.But something Dumbledore says at an Order meeting gets to Severus...he just has to be sure he's not right
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,107 - Reviews: 1790 - Favs: 2,549 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Kitchen Table at Grimmauld Place by ReaderinthePNW reviews
A series of scenes set around a piece of furniture that, like the proverbial post, sees and hears quite a lot, but says nothing at all. A/U
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Winky See, Winky Do by A-Sluggish-Memory reviews
Members of the Hogwarts faculty are invited to a mysterious party to celebrate the New Year. Located in a mansion filled with illusions and secrets, guests are killed one by on by a murderer who walks among them. Can you figure out who it is?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - F. Flitwick - Complete
Pleasures of the Flesh by Lokifan reviews
Lucius/Harry PWP. "Harry had been knocked unconscious a lot in the last seven years. This was the first time he'd woken with cuffs cutting into his wrists, or naked. Or with Lucius Malfoy's hand on his thigh." Warnings: non-con, bondage, forced orgasm
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
When the Masks Come Off by GreenEyedBabe reviews
Hermione finds herself at her wits end and does something drastic in order save her sanity. The masked ball at the Malfoy's is the answer to get what she needs too. Hopefully no one finds out about her ploy either. Rated MA. Series of one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,264 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
From Mother to Daughter by randompandattack reviews
When Hermione invites Harry over for the summer she never expected her mother to take such an interest in her boyfriend. Well, at least not like that. threesome lemon oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 237 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Most Propitious Encounter by Laurielove reviews
Hermione hears voices around a corner. I wonder who it is? And who could they possibly be discussing? SS/HG/LM Worth a giggle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
The Writer by PinkBomberJacket reviews
It's his fifth year at Hogwarts & Draco's miserable. He seeks solace in the library, and there he unwittingly reads muggle literature. It leads him to ask many questions,and who better to answer them than Granger? DRAMIONE. ALTERNATE ENDING NOW. Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,610 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Like The Movies by Her Ghost Eyes reviews
Hermione wants Prince Charming, but instead, life gives her Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,436 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bachelorette by Savva reviews
She, Hermione Granger, was overwhelmingly ashamed of herself. Never before had she done something so reckless. As a responsible girl, Hermione wasn't about to let the wizard take ownership for something that was her own doing. Hermione/Kingsley AU EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/15/2011 - [Hermione G., Kingsley S.] - Complete
Where Dreams Come True by kw0414 reviews
Hermione's dream vacation is Severus' worst nightmare. Can their relationship survive a different kind of "magic"?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,528 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Chased Away by swallowfatewings reviews
Chase gets sucked into the Wizarding World, and is given a task by Dumbledore to perform on House. With the help of our beloved trio, Harry, Hermione and Ron, Chase might just succeed, but where will Chase's loyalty lie in the end?
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011
Vulnerable by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade; that's what Hermione was always taught. So when life throughs her an unexpeted twist she has to learn to deal with it and make the best out of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,822 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Hermione Granger and the Den of Maleficence by Monica0510 reviews
Hermione might not be a Slytherin, but she's out-Slytherined the Malfoys and now as a consequence she's found herself sharing a flat with a new group of friends she hadn't bargained on and some new and old issues to deal with. Currently HG/RW later HG/BZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,417 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Hermione G., Blaise Z.
Future Tense by MidnightDreams261 reviews
What if you were able to see what could be two very different futures depending on the path you chose? Lucius and Hermione find themselves in a very complicated situation. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,059 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
The Danger of Love by lilkyonkyon reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single wizard in possession of a large fortune, must be in want of a wife. Dramione. Based on Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. Rated for language. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Giving in to Him by gemini-rose16 reviews
She was HIS. And HIS alone. The golden bracelet fitted around her slender wrist proved this as it held his insignia. His symbol. Showing to all who it was that really owned her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
He's Just Hiding by faballa reviews
When Harry Potter saw Severus Snape die from a snake bite, he was fairly certain his old potions professor was out of his life forever. Unfortunately, death doesn't seem to be binding.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,737 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Blood Heritage by Damphir reviews
A secret was been kept, a secret that could change the fate of the wizarding world. Hermione Granger is a damphir, a powerful one. This is a tale of ancient societys and of lost bloodlines... If it happens to be any pairing it will be HermioneLucius...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,144 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 370 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Devil's Secretary by frostykitten reviews
Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It All Started With Nettles by MeadowHayle reviews
Being forced to go on a mission with Hermione Granger to find a cure for a sickness, Severus Snape finds out something quite unexpected about his future. Adventure and Time Turner story. HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 21,616 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Warrior Arise by BrightAsDarkness reviews
After the war ends, Hermione finds out she's not as alone as she thinks she is. Mostly DH compliant, except Bellatrix is alive, and so is Fred.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,052 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - [Hermione G., Ardeth B.]
Battle Of The Books by Redstar96 reviews
Harry Potter Vrs. Twilight...OH NO, who will win in this twisted game show?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,896 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Bella - Complete
A Great Mystery by Harpygirl24 reviews
When Harry Potter arrives at Hogwarts everyone is shocked to see that he looks just like Severus when he was in school. Severus is shocked as well and he finds himself on a road to uncover the great mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,947 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Almost by WeWantsIt reviews
6 years after the War, flings, affairs, marriages, divorces, and drunken nights unfold between an odd group of guests during vacation, leaving many to go on paths unexpected. Everyone has to deal with something far more complicated than war: love.CH 25 UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ex Machina IV: Monroe Vs AK by JBean210 reviews
A.K. is a pretty tough hombre - he routinely eats Voldemorts for lunch - and breakfast and supper - snacks, too! But has he met his match in James Harrison Monroe? Based on Dimension Hopping for Beginners, by nonjon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,844 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., OC
Deaging Frenzy by DracoFreakingMalfoy reviews
Snape leaves his de-aged class in what seems to be the 'capable' hands of Dumbledore.But can he really handle the bunch of 3 yeaer old hooligans? first story,be nice please :
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Marrying the Sexiest One by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione's wedding is in three days and her entire house is in shambles. But worst of all, her bitchy cousins are part of the bridal party and are driving poor Hermione mad. However, Hermione will find, their simple mindedness works to her advantage...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,969 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 97 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time of our Destiny by chrissytingting reviews
From some odd spell, Tom Riddle is sent spiraling to the future. Power hungry and handsome, he takes his spot as the Dark Lord and captures Hermione in the process. As prisoner of war, Hermione will do anything to run away... right? DARK after chapter 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,262 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mrs Weasley by Tigers and Dragons reviews
"I love Mrs Weasley!" A story about alcohol, a wedding night, Mrs Weasley and coitus interuptis. Rated T for swearing and vague sexual references.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Thirty Days of Luna by Hades'Queen reviews
They were so different, but she was just perfect for him. Response to 30 Drabbles 30 days Challenge from 'the radio static'. Snape/Luna centered, mostly post DH. Rated for language and just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,001 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Daddy's Princess by LudwigLovesFeli reviews
Lucius wants a little more excitement in his life. He decided not all muggle shows are worthless. But this could get our poor Draco into trouble. Does daddy have anything in mind for to night or was or just a silly little show. BOYXBOY NO LIKE NO READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Out of Time by MysticArt reviews
Several months after Edward left Bella comes to several conclusions about their time together. In an effort to move on, she finds herself in his meadow, and somehow transported to the past. She meets up with a familiar face and works towards her future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 87,993 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Bella, Peter
Gossip X by Daniko reviews
Harry comes home to find his flatmate with his hand in the proverbial cookie jar. Slash; humour; AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wife Swap 2,0 by Praevarus reviews
Draco and Harry are stuck with each other for a night, while their wives are off experimenting together. When Draco finds out about Harry's secret, he blackmails him, with interesting results. Slash, and crossdressing Harry. M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The End and the Beginning by muggledad reviews
My stab at the Harry travels through time genre. Significant inspiration from "HP & Nightmares of Futures Past" with a twist. Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,392 - Reviews: 1358 - Favs: 3,398 - Follows: 2,058 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 2/28/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Showdown Bella vs Lauren by WynterCullen809 reviews
Lauren comes over to the Cullen table to flirt with Edward. She insults the Cullen sisters and Bella. Bella had enough of lauren. This time Bella is not holding back.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Bella, Lauren - Complete
The Downfall of Greed by tcarlson reviews
*NOTE RATING CHANGE* Lucius is charged with breaking Hermione Granger so the Dark Lord can do with her as he wishes. When it comes time to give Hermione over, Lucius's greed gets the better of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,145 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Run Devil Run by CherriLuvsMusic reviews
Hermione found Ron cheating on her with Pansy. Draco is pissed that he was cheated on and Hermione will stop at nothing to get revenge. So what happens when the Slytherin Prince and the Gryffindor Princess team up to get back at their exes? Read&Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,270 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Visitor by XQR reviews
The diary has been here for a long time. Then there's someone...it's the locket. Why is he here? Can he stop the pain? RiddlexRiddle. DiaryxLocket. Yaoi. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
An Anatomy of a World by rmartin318 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione is off to retrieve her parents. But who is left repairing the castle? A confused Draco Malfoy finds himself assisting McGonagall, and learning a thing or two while he's at it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,191 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Draco and Daddy by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Draco and his "daddy" have some fun. CROSS-DRESSING. EXTREME MALE ON MALE SMUT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Private War by camnz reviews
Hogwarts decides to hold an academic tournament to rally the students after the end of the war, providing Hermione and Draco a chance to air some unfinished business.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,269 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco is Not a BleachBlond by kc404duh reviews
Crack, only in that Draco is a total queen. He and Harry get into a fight and Harry accuses him of bleaching his hair. A fight and smut ensue, including Gryffindor-themed skirts and socks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Love and Hate by geckogirl reviews
Lucius can't stand it anymore;he wants Harry and he wants him now.He kidnaps the boy and after bringing him to his home does some unmentionable things to him.He loves Harry but will Harry ever be able to love him back after what he has done? bdsm/rape
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Hell sleep over by IceFlight17119 reviews
The twins pull a prank that blows up the griffindor common room forcing them to be split up into other houses. Sparks fly leading into strong bonds and the revealing of spiteful curses and unexpected twists. Dramonie n other pairings Give it a chance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,494 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Hangover: Twilight Style by Sammi Writes reviews
This is all Human. Edward, Jasper, Emmett and Jacob all go to Vegas to celebrate Edward's upcoming wedding to Bella. When they wake up the next morning, they can't remember anything and Edward's gone...based on The Hangover Rated M E/Jas/Em/J non-slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Perverted Potions by Great Teacher reviews
SexEd fanfic. Snape is forced to teach. Response to a challenge that was made a looooong time ago on NOTE: There will be lemons later. You have been warned. AUAR,ChallengeFic,Language, WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,888 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Predictive Text by astopperindeath reviews
Severus gets more than he expected after a mistake texting. A set of drabbles written for the GrangerSnape100 "Spelling Mistake Challenge."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Taste of Sectumsempra by joemoe93 reviews
PWP. Harry tries to curse Malfoy; instead, he gets a taste of his own magic. A re-imagining of the bathroom duel in HBP. Warning: S/M, dubious consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/2/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dirty Boy by sunxsleepsx reviews
Dirty Drarry smut fest of course! Read up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexual Education 1977 by UberLoopy reviews
It's time for the third year Gryffindors to learn about sex, and McGonagall decides to let the head boy and girl run it this year. Alice shares her experiences, Sirius, Remus, and Peter demonstrate... well... just read it. Badlanguage&sexinuendoslikeCRAZY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,246 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Over Her Head by daRk-wicKed-goDdeSs reviews
25 year old, war veteran, Hermione Granger needs to reconnect with her Grandfather. What she finds at his school for mutants is much more than she imagined. With a feral mate, she just might be in over her head. Hermione/Logan possible Harry/Gambit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Hermione G., Logan/Wolverine
Neville gets an O by Darth Gojira reviews
PWP. Neville Longbottom wants to earn good grades in the OWLS, and with them Hermione's respect. He's in for a surprise, and Hermione is there to give it to him. Rated MA.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,659 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/2/2009 - [Neville L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Rules Were Meant to be Broken by sweetestlittlelies reviews
Post-war, Harry won. Hermione and Lucius are playing a game. Simple rules, they could both have each other whenever they want, where ever they want, no one must find out, and the number one rule, feelings must not be involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Dobby's Dilema by Smenzer reviews
When Lucius orders Dobby to feed his rat-eating plant, Dobby feeds it the steaks meant for the Malfoys' supper. But what will he feed Lucius and Narcissa? Comedy. COMPLETE oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Dobby, Lucius M. - Complete
Never Ending Dream by dragonmaiden91 reviews
Don't like don't read. When Vernon sells his nephew to Lucius Malfoy, much is in store for the Gryffindor Golden Boy. HP/LV/LM/SS. Warning: Not for underage, contains heavy slash, non-con, kinks and graphic descriptions.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,558 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The World in a Grain of Sand by solara107 reviews
After Bella's cliff diving, Carlisle comes to check on her instead of Alice. Bella's experience in Volterra changes everything, especially her relationship with Carlisle Cullen. The first few chapters are from the book, with some changes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,579 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Carlisle, Bella
Our Girl, A Death Eater's Memoirs by Glorioux reviews
"It was the first time that I feared for Draco's future and for Cissa's and mine. The girl is our future, the Mudblood..." The Malfoys meet Hermione on 1991, Lucius records Draco's and Hermione's love story during troubled dark times. A glimpse into their family lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Matchmaking My Brother by Aurigae reviews
What if Draco Malfoy had a little sister? What if she was sorted into Gryffindor? What if she happened to adore the muggleborn Head Girl and wanted to play matchmaker for her and her brother? Imagine the hilarity!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Be Loved by UchiHime reviews
Harry was adopted by the Malfoys, but he's not really part of the family. Complete summary inside. LMHP, BZDM, chan, noncon, mpreg, and drug use. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,994 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Even Angels Fall by Sakura's Pointe Shoes reviews
Nefertiri sneaks out of the palace and gets herself into a lot of trouble. Imhotep comes to her rescue, but little does he know what is in store for him... Imhotep/Nef, Imhotep/Anck su namun
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,120 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Imhotep, Evelyn C.
Hollywood Fame Love by SMOKEY96 reviews
Bella is a Victoria Secret Angel. Edward is a famous movie director, and the most eligible bachelor in Hollywood. Edward is shooting a movie up in Forks. What will happen when they see a certain model walking to her motorcycle?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Edward, Bella
Their Second Great Escape by RootsOfAHotelWindow reviews
Fred and George sit their NEWTs and the results come in the summer of Bill and Fleur's wedding. They are somewhat optimistic on whether it's good news or not...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Unbidden by camnz reviews
Lucius Malfoy had the perfect life until she came with her ready smiles and stomach churning friendliness,and destroyed everything. Time travel fic, ignores Dumbledore's death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 72,594 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Diary of a Nobody by Hannah-1888 reviews
A year in the life of a nobody called Severus Snape — all in his very own words. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,476 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Design Paradigm by did-you-reboot reviews
The tendrils of danger threaten to strangle Hermione Granger as the very design paradigm of the wizarding world is attacked from its very core. Hopefully, Severus Snape will have enough penguin shirts to scare the enemy into submission. Post-DH, a bit AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Fat Chance by Charmed Pixie reviews
Bella was always known as the fat girl at school. The names & bullying started in kindergarten up until her parents divorce when she leaves, she comes back a new person. All Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,989 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Bottle Severus by JustJeanette reviews
A wizarding game gets out of hand at 12 Grimmauld Place, when it ensnares two unwitting participants. A story written in two POV's. Read Hermione's POV from LadyOfTheMasque; it is well worth it at ashwinder. Complete. HG/SS pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 41,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What the Mirror Saw by Bandgeek252 reviews
After Harry finds the Sorcerer's Stone and keeps it from Voldemort, Dumbledore asks Snape to hide the Mirror of Erised so none of the students will be tempted. Snape gets ready to move the mirror, but sees something in that makes him stop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tobias by Windblown.child reviews
The reason why Hermione left so suddenly after the war is revealed. My take on the basic plot, more an exercise in writing than anything else. Fluffy. AU HG/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,382 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 5/5/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Continuing Education by Josie Ronin reviews
The Ministry have instituted a continuing education requirement for Hogwarts professors. Guess who is teaching one of these very classes in Muggle London?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Prefer Lord by TheLadyValura reviews
Enemies are more alike than they seem. Hermione's story, finding a place where she truly belongs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,420 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
My Three Godfathers by whalestail reviews
Bella has a secret, and when she meets 3 CIA agents on a rafting trip, they can't get her out of their head. Will they meet again? How will they all be saved? B/E EM/R J/A.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 123,164 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deductive Reasoning by lcvald reviews
Severus has his magic bound for five years as a punishment for his role in Dumbledores death. After years away from the wizarding world and a satisfying career he returns to find a new mystery, a new job and a new love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,980 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Tête à tête With Tom by knuckz reviews
It's easy to cheat on tests when you have a very knowledgeable Dark Lord only a mind's connection away. Oneshot. Winner of the DLP April Humor Competition!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 168 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Basking in the Light of our Love by SweetT129 reviews
Sequel to A Light in the Darkness. This story follows Carlisle and Bella in their life as newlyweds, beginning the morning after their wedding. Many surprises to come for the new husband and wife. What will they be?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 215,157 - Reviews: 3100 - Favs: 1,239 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
If You Were Mine by little-miss-snape123 reviews
Lucius can't stand the way Ron touches Hermione, especially when he thinks she should have been his.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Second Time Around by Witch Nova reviews
When an accident in Potions class leaves Severus Snape's adult mind trapped inside his sixteen year old body he fears that his life will be as unbearable as it was when he was first in his teens. Help soon comes however from an unlikely source.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 171,848 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'm Just Addicted by astarte-lydianna reviews
Carlisle comes across Bella long after they left her in Forks, Carlisle tries to help her with her addiction only to end up addicted to Bella. Warning some Feral Carlisle hope you like!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,338 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
After Potions Class by Sinclairum reviews
Harry and Lucius get a little frisky in Professor Snape's classroom. PWP Rated M for smut, course language. LMHP BDSM kink
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 102 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Vegas, Baby! by SkittlesandIceCream reviews
Just a one shot about the Cullen's planning to go to Vegas!...Without Smella and Smellward. Major Bella and Edward bashing, bring out the wine!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Complete
Seaside Rendezvous by enomix reviews
Hermione and Draco are both taking the same sailing class in Hermione's town, taught by a ridicolousely hot instructor, who happens to be Hermione's friend. What could possibly go wrong? DM/HG. Post DH. For Princ3ss Tabz. Betad by RealmWeaver. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Magician in the Museum by FreakFreak reviews
Doorsteps are very dangerous places to leave orphaned babies... Anyone might pick them up. In this case, a world-reknown forensic anthropologist with a soft heart and a hard head. No pairings yet. Discontinued - accepting offers for adoption.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 814 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P., T. Brennan
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,581 - Follows: 392 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Mistletoe secret by loukritia reviews
An enlightning coversation between DDraco and Severus about Lucius and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Voice In The Darkness by Nickeyd26 reviews
What if Edward did not take the dramatic route and wait till noon to step into the sun in Volterra? What if Alice and Bella were incapable of getting to him in time? What if he was not the only casualty of bad timing and misread visions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,410 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Ropes and Gags Enthrall Me by Stellanti Nocte reviews
Sequel to Chains and Whips Excite Me. Warnings: BDSM, PWP, slash, fluff. You have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 117 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mr Malfoy's wild ride by Super Magical Sharingan reviews
Hermione and her father-in-law are going to meet Draco at a resturant and are taking Hermione's car. She decides to make sure Lucius gets an experience he'll never forget.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Mothers and Sons by Allinloveisfair reviews
Hermione Granger could never forget the death of Lucius Malfoy, and as she pushed away the people closest to her she began to become obsessed. So when an unexpected visitor arrives, can she keep her head for long enough to fall in love AU-includes suicide
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
All Time Low by handathepanda reviews
How do you get up from an all time low? Lucius never would have seen himself here. The war is over and now Draco reveals his relationship with Hermione Granger, but the worst part is, when Lucius tries to accept her, he ends up falling for her as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Fred and George's Lollypops by gredandforgerock reviews
A quick story I came up with when I thought of a new product in another upcoming story. Starts in Harry's 5th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Flotsam by did-you-reboot reviews
When a research study goes awry, Hermione finds herself washed up on a tropical beach and rescued by the very last person she expected to save her. Post Deathly Hallows, but AU-ified a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,807 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Not Quite Dreaming by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,900 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 916 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Emmett Cullen: Wedding Planner, One Shot by Forever without him reviews
Emmett plans Bella and Edward's wedding and hijinks ensue... 'Nuff said. Rated T for language. "You know the type of guy that everyone gets pissed at for being such a lovable goof? Yeah, that’s me."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,816 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
A Tribute to Forge Weasley by Revina Aclarr reviews
Perhaps, if he hadn't just found the paper they had sworn on to 'Be Happy and Not to Mope, That's a Girl Thing' when the letter announcing Fred's funeral arrived, the mayhem wouldn't have been so…catastrophic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2011 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Toxic by musicstarr1219 reviews
Edward is cheating on Bella and Bella finds out. Now Bella's not taking it anymore and wants revenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 37,517 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Difference Between Slytherin & Gryffindor by Sensula reviews
Hermione has a secret from the whole school; her twin is Slytherin's smooth talker, Anteros Fletcher. They spend every summer together, just them. But Draco's along this time and she promised to behave for Anteros. The problem is keeping that promise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,194 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bella's Dirty Notebook by tiffaninichole reviews
Bella keeps a notebook full of her dirtiest fantasies. One day while in a hurry to escape her domineering boss, she loses the raunchy book and is desperate to get it back before it falls into the wrong hands...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,731 - Updated: 3/30/2011 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Isle of Lewis by elinaz reviews
Harry Potter and Severus Snape undertake a long and perilous journey to bury the Dark Lord's body. Can they complete their mission without killing each other? More importantly, can they keep the corpse from wandering off? Translation, original by valley
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,796 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Twist in the Tale by Shiv5468 reviews
Crookshanks takes steps to oust his rival. There's only room for one ginger in Hermione's life, and it's him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shut up! by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
While in the Head's common room, Draco begins annoying Hermione. So, she decides to take matters into her own hands. AU, R&R! No flames please! Now a chapter story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Debtors and Collectors by MizSphinx reviews
FIN. When Lucius is found half-dead, Hermione is tempted to finish the job that Fate intended. Instead, she saves his life thus binding him to a life debt. Now it's up to Hermione to collect her repayment. And collect it she will. Disregards epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
How Not to Prank A Malfoy by DreameroftheSky reviews
Complete! A bit of humor as Sirius realizes exactly why you don't mess with a Malfoy. Marauader-era fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Sirius B., Lucius M. - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Snape gets a certain kind of deviant itch every once in a while, and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it...until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Some Kind of Magical by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco's found the perfect woman, but he needs his best friend's help to get her. EWE, Fluff, based very loosely on the movie "Some Kind of Wonderful." Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's A Start by It'sGonnaBeTotallyAwesome reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, you could say, were not on the best of terms. However, will being forced together as Head Boy and Girl possibly change their views on one another, against all odds? The two sworn enemies sure don't think so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Ball of a Time by Windblown.child reviews
Years after the defeat of the Dark Lord, Hermione takes advantage of a mandatory Ministry costume ball to scratch an itch. However, nothing is ever as simple as it should be. AU HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
For Reasons Never Known by Ariathel reviews
In the years after Hermione's parents are murdered, she and Draco meet over their graves. She owed Lucius everything, her life, her children, and her love. She could never forget that. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 419 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Spy Game by kalee60 reviews
Hermione knows a spy's life is never going to be easy, especially when you're framed for a crime you didn't commit. Now, she finds herself on the run with the last person on earth she ever wanted to see again, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,429 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Twist of Fate by ascetor reviews
A baby was asked to be left under Hermione Granger's care. The letter had written clearly, "Please, that's all I'm asking. I will come back when the time is right." She recognizes the writing anywhere. Post-Hogwarts . D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,138 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Perfect by Kribu reviews
Severus Snape has a problem: unwanted fan mail. Hermione Granger to the rescue! SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,681 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Better Man by refya reviews
Severus thinks he would be a more suitable suitor for Hermione than Ron. Crookshanks agrees.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Once Upon a Potions Class by ImHisMallow reviews
Hermione loves fairy tales. Ron likes Hermione. So, he decides to give her a enchanted book of Muggle fairy tales. An incident in potion's class sends her and Professor Snape into the book where they will have to follow the stories to escape. X-Posted to DeviantArt, AO3, & AFF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,167 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 2/26/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Driver's Ed by Josie Ronin reviews
A short one-shot wherein Hermione shows Professor Snape a few driving tips for his pending trip to the States.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Eel and the Cave by kaylune reviews
"The eel is Ron's best friend. He is always with Ron, everywhere, every time. You cannot see one without the other. No, its not Harry," said Fred as he and George give the Harry Potter cannon couples "the eel and the cave story" aka "the talk."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Bella by lexiecullen17 reviews
Bella has never had high expectations for her birthday, but her girlfriend, Kate, wants to make sure it's a night worth remembering. Entry for For The Love Of Women contest. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,209 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Bella, Kate
While You Were Gone by Hanane EL Mokkadem reviews
Sam asks Leah to take Bella away from Forks while they deal with Victoria. Not long after leaving Forks, Leah and Bella get drunk one night and decide to act on a pretty moronic plan with the unfortunate result of getting in trouble with the law. Bella decides to call Alice and Jasper for help, the only Cullens she's still in touch with. Jasper sends Peter to bail them out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,732 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 654 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Bella, Leah, Peter
Welcome To Existence by Emerald-Rosalie reviews
Em/Bella. New Moon/Eclipse AU. Bella never jumped, Edward never came back. Three years have gone by and life for The Cullens has changed epically. No longer united, Emmett sets out on a journey to take back his life, and gives his heart along the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,218 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emmett, Bella
Autumn Air by lovelielove reviews
2nd of Seasons Series. Follows Summer Heat. Welcome to the first annual Weasley-style Bonfire Night. Romance is in the air, but beware the burning effigies, Weasley's Wizarding Fireworks, and drunken, bonfire jumping men. Explosions and outdoor smut? Yes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,240 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Mr Malfoy's Secretary by CeliaEquus reviews
No matter how he tries to hide it, Lucius cannot keep the horrible truth from an old friend... even with long sleeves to cover the shameful marks. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, nor am I making money from this. Warning: deceptive summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Severus S. - Complete
The Very Long Day by Frankie and Avery.dont ask reviews
Dumbledore wasn't prepared for this when he allowed Harry and the Weasley Twins' Prank War to continue unchecked. Looks like it's gonna be a long day. Non-canon timeline & pairings. Unbeta'd. Nudity & Very Bad Language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,217 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Harry P., A. Sinistra - Complete
She wolf by Ishii Sen Ling reviews
Nessie was kidnapped by Volturi and Leah decides to take her place.As a member of Volturi,things get weird when real werewolves appear,her family tries to rescue her,she imprints someone unexpected,a new war starts.Which side is she going to choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,475 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Leah - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 1,451 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
You, Me, and House Elf Makes Three by LetheSara reviews
Valentine's Day 1993. Lucius plans to whisk his wife off of her feet for the occasion but, as usual, things don't turn out exactly how he'd like them to. That, and for some reason he can't shake the strange feeling that there's someone watching him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
I've Got You, Under My Skin by scribe4hire reviews
Hollywood Singing Star Bella Swan is crushed when her husband Edward leaves her. Can her co-star Carlisle Cullen, help the "beautiful songbird" heal and sing again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 225 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2617 - Favs: 3,134 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
How I Asked Your Mother by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Julian Snape doesn't know how to propose to his girlfriend and asks his Father, Severus, how he asked Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wager by Andy'sGirl4485 reviews
Draco makes a bet with Blaise that will change everything. "You pick the girl and I'll have her eating out of my hand by Valentine's Day." "Any girl at all?" Blaise's grin was positively evil. Funny bit of fluff I wrote for Valentine's Day. AU one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,852 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/9/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Matter Of Decorum by Kerr Avonsen reviews
Hermione casts a hair charm. Lucius Malfoy makes a bet with Snape. But is Severus playing the role of Professor Higgins or of Mephistopheles? SS/HG, Post-DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,280 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Safe Place to Hide by Flaignhan reviews
She had asked for a safe place to hide, and she had been given just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,876 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Curtain by the real snape reviews
An outrageous tale in which Snape isn't dead, and Hermione isn't going to marry Ron. Instead, Post-Battle Hogwarts needs money for rebuilding. A tragi-comedy in five scenes and some interludes, with a supporting part for Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,501 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
I Like Pie by fortheloveofwomencontest reviews
"Well, well, well. I figured you more for an apple pie kind of girl and here you are making my heart all aflutter. No beating around the bush," she cocks her eyebrow when she says bush, "with you. You go right for the big guns."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Rosalie - Complete
Secret Santa by alwaysxsaidsnape reviews
Hermione is all for Secret Santa till she pulls Draco's name out of the hat. Draco feels much the same way when he pulls her name out too. But McGonagall wants the Secret Santa's pair up for a project over the Yule break. Eventual M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,446 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
My Hero by DreamingOfParadise reviews
Bella Swan has always wanted to be a doctor and this becomes reality when she starts a job at Forks General Hospital. She doesn't expect to meet Dr Carlisle Cullen, however, and she must balance her feelings for him along with her problems at home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 69,361 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Master of Puppets by pop off valve reviews
If anyone had told him fifteen years ago Hermione Granger would end up the most powerful dark wizard in Britain with him as her number two, Draco Malfoy would've had them committed to St. Mungo's as they were clearly insane. Phoenix!verse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Charmer and the Lost Girl by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Bella's caught during Jacob's first change, and his actions pull her into a mythical world where there's no right or wrong, but there are rules - especially in love. Demetri's a charmer, Bella's a lost girl... O/s. Lang/Lem.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Demetri, Bella - Complete
Sake and Salmon Rolls by Scottie86 reviews
"You answer my questions and I'll answer yours." Draco and Hermione run into each other at a sushi restaurant after the war and decide to catch up with a question and answer period. He gives her some advice and she helps him get over some of his guilt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Winning Hermione by Keira-House M.D reviews
Because really, he was so much better suited for Hermione, and he knew she saw it too ... all he had to do was remove his threat, one Ronald Weasley. Hermione/Severus with literal Ron-bashing. Birthday fic for LimeyGirl09.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
But I Really Love You by DarthMittens reviews
'The woman I loved sat down opposite from me. "Harry, I need your help. Can you help me...make Ron jealous?" My heart wilted. "Yeah...Okay," I replied hollowly. Man, was I pathetic.' A little one-shot about the ups and downs of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Detention by Monilala reviews
What will happen when Draco and Hermione are thrown togther in detention?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 27,053 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Meeting a Computer by Iridescent Swan reviews
Hermione and Draco are paired up for a Muggle Studies assignment and Draco finally meets a computer. Enemies, curious friends, a deranged teacher and some Sly Horned Nints... What happens now? DM/HG, please review! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Effects of Lemon Drops by Talithia.Indus.Black reviews
The day Harry Potter finally accepts a lemon drop from Dumbledore and the Headmaster himself submits to a long-awaited sugar-high. Craziness ensues. -Rating for language. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
lolz by Poetryfreak173 reviews
lolz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Justin F., Winky
12 Days of Christmas: Dramione style by X-Midnight-Lady-X reviews
A re-written 12 Days of Christmas in a Dramione style. Everyday from Boxing Day onwards, Hermione receives mysterious presents from a secret admirer. AU Obviously, 7th year Heads. First chapter is a poem/song
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Law to Love by AJlove reviews
Written for the 2010 GE Marriage Law Challenge! Hermione Granger is happily engaged to Ron Weasley when a Ministry Edict forces them apart. AU, BDSM, Lemons, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,430 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 1/15/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Lumione Drabbles by aviddaydreamer reviews
A series of drabbles and ficlets in continuation of "In Disguise" and "In the Open." Appropriate warnings given with each chapter. LM/HG, eventual HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Valentine's Day by allieterag reviews
Dumbledore enchants cupids, with some unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,518 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
His Angel by MuslimBarbie reviews
"If she chose you, her life would be simple, easy. With me, a happy ending seems impossible, but that's the beauty of it, Potter: our Hermione has always loved a good challenge." - Malfoy and Harry argue over who Hermione truly belongs with. - HHr, DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cissarella by Megan13 reviews
Narcissa tells her son a bedtime story; Lucius interjects... A lot. Lucius/Narcissa
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Detour to Heaven by Crowlows19 reviews
Foul mouthed, rude, and angry. Oh and let's not forget, seventeen going on eight. Time Travel fic. A little bit of the usual dashed with some of the not so usual. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Lucius M., Harry P. - Complete
The pureblood mudblood by miss skater reviews
Hermione discovers that her birth parents were pure-bloods. The ministry decides to pair her up with a pure-blood to get her accustomed to her new life. They will have to live as a married couple. Of course, it just happens to be her enemy, Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Watching by accio.awesomeness reviews
He watched her, she watched him. What neither of them knew was that they were BOTH being watched. The twins plot revenge on Hermione's behalf and George ends up getting the fruits of their labour. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,372 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Multiple Mudbloods by Flavinette reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if several different Hermiones were running loose around Hogwarts? Chaos, mayhem, laughs and mischief ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Hermione G.
Fruitcake by Wonderkin reviews
One-shot for the FML Contest. Poor Edward. His family thinks he's gay, and gives him a fruitcake at Christmas to symbolically let him know that they're okay with it. The trouble? He's straight. ExB. AH. Oh, boy. Link to the contest in the story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just Like That by cecelle reviews
Hermione accidentally comes across a strange book. When she and Snape try to discover its hidden magic, they suddenly find themselves in a rather unexpected place. Phineas Nigellus might have an explanation. SS/HG, featuring assorted portraits. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,345 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas Carols, by Fred and George Weasley by anacoana reviews
Our favorite magical twins have come up with alternatives to the familar, traditional Christmas carols we all know and love. And they're determined to annoy as many people as possible with them. DRABBLES!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Semantics by coffeeonthepatio reviews
-Hand over your wand. It is to be snapped and you're exiled from the Wizarding World from this day onward.- Severus has to deal with his life without magic. A story about Mugglishness, well-meaning neighbours, well-meaning students and Linguistics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 307,576 - Reviews: 4837 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fallen goddess by happysmiles159 reviews
When Edward leaves in New Moon Bella's brother shows up saying that her time as a mortal is up and she has to come back to Camp Half-Blood. Who does she find in New York? What's happening to the mist? Better than it sounds! I don't own anything!
Crossover - Twilight & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,596 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Bella - Complete
Dark Princesses by bellastrange51 reviews
Even death eaters have soft sides when it comes to their daughters. Who else would Lucius wear nail polish for? Breif clips of 3 little girls and 3 not-so-evil death eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Lucius M., Rodolphus L. - Complete
You are, The Only Exception by Holly1980 reviews
What if Carlisle had never changed Edward or Esme, which would have resulted in never changing Rosalie or Emmett? What if when Bella came to Forks, it was him that she wanted? AU Bella/Carlisle M for lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,113 - Reviews: 1181 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
A Potions Induced Advent's Time by Healer Pomfrey reviews
A Potions accident in Harry's seventh Hogwarts year leaves Headmistress McGonagall and Deputy Headmaster Snape as toddlers. Unfortunately, no one but Harry has time to care for them. Completely AU, partly OOC, de-aging... An Advent's Calendar story
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,738 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Order Of The Phoenix Presents: The Nutcracker by Keira-House M.D reviews
In honour of Christmas, the Order Of The Phoenix and their friends star in the Nutcracker, with amusing results. HG/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Old Grab and Kiss Manoeuvre by Mindy35 reviews
Jack/Liz. Jack admits he has a thing for Liz. And does something about it.
30 Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - [Jack D., Liz L.] - Complete
Fueled Anger by Kaitabi reviews
HPxFEM BLAISE! Harry is deeply angered by the loss of Sirius, Dumbledore's lies and Manipulations, and the betrayal of his friends. What will happen to him? Will he turn dark,stay light, or walk the line between both?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 187,680 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 439 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
As Detentions Go by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione has detention with her DADA professor. As with so many detention fics, things soon take a completely different direction... Disclaimer: I own nothing recognisable. Non-canon and PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [Hermione G., Rufus S.] - Complete
Reclining Nude by Savva reviews
All it took was his father's crazy caprice and his son's fate was sealed.From that day in the French museum, young Malfoy knew exactly how his future wife was supposed to look.A little etude for a gloomy day. Edited and revamped not a new story! AU,OOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Past by The-Reile reviews
What if Bella was a secret agent working for MI6 and the Cullens didn't know. Someone from Bella's past returns and secrets are uncovered. How will the Cullens react when MI6 wants to call Bella back to work? Rating might change. Post Twilight. ON HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,980 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
Reigning Champion by Marari reviews
Hermione's intellect has finally gotten the better of her, she's in her final year and dead bored. Then she finds something that piques her interest. Unbeknownst to her, its the start of a war. A prank war. But who will be the reigning champion? HG/SS AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/8/2010 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life Lessons by LetheSara reviews
With Draco growing up, Lucius decides that it's time he taught his son a very valuable lesson about the facts of life. But things don't go quite as well as he expected, especially when awkward memories and unpleasant experiences are dragged up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Looking For Love by TattooShadow reviews
Severus Snape didn't think his life could get any worse until Neville's cauldron explodes and turns him into a toddler. To make things worse, Albus decides to place him in the care of none other than Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,219 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 1,866 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Great Snape Prank by Mercy'sFoundaWayforMe reviews
A prank Fred, George and Lee decided to pull on Snape. Rated T to be safe for a bit of swearing at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Out of Reach by carlisleismybaby reviews
Bella and Carlisle have been best friends since they were in diapers Bella is in love with Carlisle but he is too blind to see how will Bella handle high school being in love with him trying to keep her friendship and a new guy full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Neither For Nor Against by Savva reviews
Tragedy left them both bereft. Thirst for revenge forced them to work together. Desperation drove them into each other's arms and a tiny spark grew into the scorching fire. Fate granted them a new chance in love and a child. LM/HG.OOC. Epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,618 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,951 - Reviews: 3498 - Favs: 5,953 - Follows: 2,644 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silky Hair and Other Charms by Ayla Pascal reviews
Sequel to A Charming Man. Gilderoy tries to convince Snape to join him in creating hair care products.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Gilderoy L., Severus S. - Complete
Why is it Orange? by Grinning Lizard reviews
My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread on DLP. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy. The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Complete
Our Man in Havana by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Long-distance portkeying, a few mojitos and someone in a bar she thought she had buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,132 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Texting by TStabler reviews
One word one shot, by request. When Olivia gets a confusing text message in the middle of the night, it sets events into motion that open up doors. And hearts. Strong M, E/O, sexting.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 11/2/2010 - O. Benson, E. Stabler - Complete
The Best Revenge: Time of the Basilisk by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU: The continuation of Book I. Not all of Tom Riddle is gone. A mysterious journal and a new Defense teacher pose challenges for Harry and his guardian. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,739 - Reviews: 2354 - Favs: 2,313 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Paid In Full by CeliaEquus reviews
The long-awaited sequel to "Indebted"! Tom is now making himself a better person - and creating a better life - for Hermione. Will she ever be able to appreciate it? Will he ever win her love? Usual disclaimers apply.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Compatibility by Andarte reviews
MoM passes new law, which permits people to choose their mates so long as they score high enough mutual scores on a magical test to be considered "compatible." When Hermione and Ron fail the test miserably, Hermione has to face facts. AU/AR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,722 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
A Charming Man by Ayla Pascal reviews
Gilderoy tries to charm Minerva during his job interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Luna Lovegood's Ten Steps to Surviving the Zombie by Ayla Pascal reviews
Harry never thought that he would ever need to use Luna's ten point plan to surviving a zombie attack. Harry/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Weird Year by Sela McGrane reviews
"Now, a few things to say before we get into Potions," Severus said, snapping to business. I will be here in the castle Monday through Friday, but my wife expects me home on the weekends." - "You married?" Hermione blurted out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,865 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Emissary by labRT2004 reviews
Summary: A father recounts a series of meetings with a black-robed emissary. Written for Kribu during the Summer 2010 SS/HG Exchange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,679 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Never Ending Parade of Ruining Harry's Life by 13dramaqueen13 reviews
When Fred and George find out about Harry and Ginny, they vow to make him regret the day he ever snogged their sister. But with Ginny involved, will the tables turn on Fred and George? Sequel to "Hogwart's Hidden Swimming Pool."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,928 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Mimi's Black Rose by xxSammySabotagexx reviews
Hermione sat beneath her tree, eyes pointed towards the sky. Tears were running down her face, as she slowly whispered, "I'm going to die." :: HG/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,023 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Veil of Death by Artist 111 reviews
What if instead of dying, the Killing Curse sends Harry two years into the past into the Department of Mysteries? Will Harry be able to save those who died for him and destroy all the Horcruxes without Voldemort knowing or will he end up dead himself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 132,350 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 2,534 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Life! It all Just Happens by ynangyi reviews
Hermione has the attention of a certain Bulgarian. She also has some unwanted attention from another boy. Takes place during the 4th year; with some differences. Im horrible at doing a summary so read and see if you like. Rated T for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,723 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 232 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Operation: L O V E's Recovery by dorothy's ruby slippers reviews
Special Agent and assassin, Bella Swan, finds herself trapped in a web of international intrigue following a series of unfortunate events. This story is a continuation from the one-shot penned for the Les Femmes Noires Contest in November 2009.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,411 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Blood of the Phoenix by midnightjen reviews
A unique visitor during the summer rewrites Harry's world and sets him on the path to Voldemort's ultimate destruction. Takes place during Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,914 - Reviews: 2843 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 2,308 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009 - [OC, Harry P.] - Complete
Things A Bright Girl Can Do by Brillant reviews
Hermione Granger is bored during the Christmas holidays, so Severus sets her a challenge. Funny, fluffy and, at times, a tiny bit OOC SS/HG. Now complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,958 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hearts Safe From Hearts by Messed Up Teenager reviews
Lucius and Hermione talk about the golden couple. And not the one you're expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Mine by Klbblk reviews
The dark lord has everything but the one person who made him feel things he never thought possible. The sequel to 'His'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,592 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Sleeping With a Cullen by iAMurPoison reviews
One-Shot What happens when Bella finds out what the Cullen's like to do in their spare time? B X Em X R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,558 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Feed Me, Mione! by CeliaEquus reviews
Hermione's pesky husband is constantly hungry. How will she deal with this, and with the needs of a plant? Well, her potions master has had a wonderful idea... Usual disclaimers apply, of course. For The Showtunes Challenge. Rated for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G., Severus S., OC - Complete
Sparking the Shivered Soul by aihe reviews
He’s going to help her destroy the Horcruxes and Voldemort, and she’ll help him reconstruct his shattered soul as Tom Riddle. Along the way, she’ll also teach him what it means to have one and he’ll teach her that everything can’t just be black and white.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,831 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Animal Attractions by ArwendeImladris reviews
Slash. Logan/Harry. Logan heals quicker than any human should and has an animalistic side he cannot repress. Harry heals quicker than any human should without magic and begins developing abilities he cannot hide. What happens when these two meet?
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,176 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,801 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Harry P., Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Young Man's Fancy by LJ Summers reviews
WINNER: BEST CARLISLE/BELLA FIC at The Non-Canon Awards! Can a vampire love again when his true mate's existence has been ended? Carlisle comes to Forks before the rest of the Cullens, meeting Bella Swan in – predictably – the ER. Their romance is allowed to flourish...until Edward catches her scent. This is NOT a romantic triangle.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,482 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - [Carlisle, Bella] - Complete
Carnival by kalee60 reviews
Venice at Carnival time is bright,fun and deadly.Draco,playboy by day and black op's assassin by night, is on an assignment to save the wizarding world.But when Hermione Granger slams back into his life and current mission, is he ready for the challenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,130 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mr and Mrs Black by Christina-Potter-09 reviews
They are the world's most deadly assassins. Their identities are a secret, even to each other...A fluff-AU story about Harry & Hermione being married & undercover assassins for secret organizations with one & only target: each other's lives. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,066 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Devil in a Sweet Kiss by Felicity Dream reviews
What if there was a reason for Bella's clumsiness? What if she'd been paralyzed her whole life, but had recently learned to move? And the reason why she could suddenly move was because…she was telekinetic. Dr. Cullen may just be the first to find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/20/2008 - [Bella, Carlisle]
Annoying Hermione by Curiositykils reviews
Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,281 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Somewhere Along the Way by TheLadyofSlytherin reviews
She was obnoxiously persistent. If he had not realized the totality of that while she was student, her unfailingly consistent attempts to befriend him had beaten the fact into his head. To his chagrin, it had worked. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,918 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Final Battle by burmafrd reviews
Sometimes the final battle takes longer then one would think. AU. JK Rowling is a goddess and this is just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,958 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Sex Shop & The Stuck Up Lawyer by EternallyCullen reviews
Law Administrator by day & Adult shop worker by night, Bella Swan gets a strange surprise when a very unexpected customer enters Pillow Talk. AH, AU, OOC. M/NC-17.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Carlisle
Some Riddle by Vinta reviews
After Hermione storms off angrily at the sight of Ron and Lavender together, she finds the Room of Requirement and meets a handsome young man. Telling him about Ron, he comforts her and takes her into his bed. Tom Riddle/Hr, LEMONS/ONE-SHOT, 7th Year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 52 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Stuck by Laurielove reviews
Heat. Mechanical failure. And two people who are supposed to hate each other. Interesting. LM/HG one-shot birthday request! M readers only please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Last Wishes by Keikokin reviews
The reading of Harry's will reveals a few surprises and sends the Malfoys on a quest. COMPLETE SLASH OOC FLUFF with a touch of James Bond
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,721 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Real Men Eat Beans by JohnPaulGeorgeandRingo reviews
Logan's on a diet, and it just might be the death of him. Rated for language and the poor feral mutant's suffering.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Voldemort's Plans for Hermione by CeliaEquus reviews
After Voldemort takes over the wizarding world and becomes headmaster of Hogwarts, he decides to put on a show at the school... with the help of a certain Muggleborn he has his eye on. Disclaimer: I own nothing recognisable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,476 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/16/2010 - [Hermione G., Voldemort] - Complete
Mythic Alliance by Jendra reviews
They say there's no such thing as a magical Animagus. They're wrong. Harry Potter, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy join together in an alliance no one, especially Voldemort, is expecting. Severus/Harry mentor, Harry/Draco friends. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 75,564 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Never Say No by fiona249 reviews
Years after the war, Hermione and Draco have moved on. They have families. They're at the top of their respective fields. But sometimes things happen you're not prepared for. Sometimes you can't say no. Totally canon compliant. Ron-lovers, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,628 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Snape Teaches Vocabulary by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Snape has a theory that the reason why his students cannot brew potions correctly; they do not understand the meaning of the words. Snape decides to change his lesson plan...to a vocabulary lesson. The Gryffindors and Slytherins are less than enthused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Stuck by moni1914 reviews
Ron tries to find out who Hermione is dating.Just a silly one shot, no plot no plans for future chapters.-And as always i own nothing just like playing with the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,291 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The beloved priestess by kikikiki reviews
Isis is the sister of Rick O'connell, she will go back in time, meet Imhotep and Memnon, become high priestess, fight and dance... and... I let you read the rest.
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,578 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Imhotep
The Proverbial Clear Sky by Piper Julian reviews
Thoroughly wasted, Ron decides that Harry's receding hairline is the perfect opportunity to add some detail to the infamous scar. Too bad alcohol makes aiming difficult. Drunken shenanigans! Future fic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3757 - Favs: 6,911 - Follows: 3,777 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,876 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
To Save a Malfoy by SnapeSeraphin reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Ron free a man who has been the Dark Lord's captive for years and place him in Hermione's care. But who is this mysterious man and how will he effect the lives of the Gryffindors and one Draco Malfoy? AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 125,784 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Snow White and Her Prince Charming by Yanx's Pen reviews
The Muggle Studies Professor wishes to have the students act in the play: Snow white and Her Prince Charming. The twist is that all the magic in the fairytale really happens. When Hermione gets poisoned by the apple, who will her Prince Charming be?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,115 - Reviews: 598 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Staff Meeting by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting to discuss a concerning rumor. Humor, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Severus S., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Love of a Woman by Severus' Malfoy Maiden reviews
She smiled and hopped up and down in pure joy. It was the dawn of a new day. She looked around at what had been her home for the last seven years and sighed. He had lost everything after the war except his wealth. Can she heal his wounds?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,846 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Don't Mess with the Human's Man by MsDelightfullyInsane reviews
Girls will always be attracted to Edward, even though he doesn't return the feelings. However, just because Edward doesn't have a wandering eye doesn't mean Bella won't get jealous. Rated M for violence and language. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,635 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Bella, Lauren - Complete
Charcoal Black Eyes by deathpenity17 reviews
Bella loves Edward. But secretly she has a crush on Edward's dad. Carlisle Cullen. Is it her or is she seeing things? Carlisle is looking at her more and more. She wakes up to see him near her, than Edward. What is going on? Will the crush comes up again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Carlisle, Bella
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6312 - Favs: 4,276 - Follows: 1,925 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bound by Blood by TheNefariousMe reviews
When James and Lily give Harry up for adoption to better train his twin brother, Henry, the false boy-who-lived, Harry is left at an orphanage, until he's adopted... by the Malfoy's! Now, Draco and Harry re-named Adrian are off to Hogwarts!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 52 - Words: 66,712 - Reviews: 1609 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Return by Tesra reviews
This is the promised sequel to Redemption. Five years after the events in Redemption, Imhotep is once again awakened, and Tesra has to find a way to save his soul once again, as the fate of the world lays in the balance.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Imhotep - Complete
The English Patient by lcvald reviews
Severus survives and is placed in Hermione's care until his doctor decides he's capapble of caring for himself. Life at Grimmauld Place has definitely become interesting. Ignore deaths in DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,172 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
What I want by loboscuro reviews
A Bella/Carlisle romance. Set just after the Cullens leave in New Moon, except in this story Carlisle stayed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,530 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Carlisle
The Thief of Hogwarts by bluminous8 reviews
Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,046 - Reviews: 3573 - Favs: 7,352 - Follows: 7,119 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Harry P.
The Art of Political Warfare by Attesa reviews
'Granger as Minister. The thought, which should have repulsed him, actually gave him a sick sense of joy.' Hr/D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I know it's wrong but it feels so right by KnickKnackBlack reviews
A series of sexual one-shots between very unlikely couples. Ginny/Luna and Hermione/Draco so far.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 7979 - Favs: 14,620 - Follows: 6,317 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Lunch by elizavparker reviews
Narcissa and Hermione go out to lunch, will the men show up, meant to be a humor fic. Includes overly motherly Narcissa, Lucius being funny and sarcastic awesome snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take This Job and Remainder of Title Censored by luvscharlie reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Kingsley is learning to cope with his new job as Minister for Magic, and Andromeda brings a whole new set of tiny problems to his door.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Kingsley S., Andromeda T. - Complete
The Hangover: Twilight Style by bhefoWEFefWEF reviews
Anything Emmett plans can't turn out right, right? Right. Follow Emmett, Jasper and Jacob as they retrace their drunken steps to find Edward before his wedding is due to start!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Edward
Yeehaw by shaybo reviews
Emmett talks to Edward about sex. Chapter two now up because I was bored.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
The Wrong Cullen by Gemgem020507 reviews
Bella decides it is time to finally make her move on Edward and take their friendship to the next level. When his reaction isn't exactly what she expected, Bella finds comfort in the last place she imagined.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Pride and Pretenses by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
“Why did you do it?” she asked. “Believe me Granger, if I had known it was you, I would’ve let you die.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 112,614 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Valley of the Kings Massacre by DisobedienceWriter reviews
An adult Harry finds his destiny as an independent curse breaker in Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,177 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 363 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Desperate Bargain by R4v3n Kn1ght reviews
Arthur Weasley was going mad. Thinking he has no other choice, he feels that desperate times call for desperate measures. He then contacts the one person that even he would least expect. Humor!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Lucius M., Arthur W. - Complete
He's Not Normal by Uncle Stojil reviews
Harry Potter goes back in time and has to start everything again. Do you think he will be careful not to screw the timeline up? No, he doesn’t even think about it! A story featuring a loony Harry and a Magical World that seems willing to adapt to him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,722 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 2,768 - Follows: 3,026 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P.
Unexpected by BLB reviews
Edward Left In New Moon and didn't return. Bella left for University and eventually ends up falling for her professor. What will happen as their relationship heats up, and the Cullens show back up?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,459 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Bella
Unexpected Life by burmafrd reviews
AU. An act of mercy has consequences unthought of by both sides. I worship before the Altar of JK Rowling and let all know this is just harmless entertainment.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Affair and results by burmafrd reviews
AU. The Order of Phoenix needs information. Someone has shown interest. Hermione checks out the source. JK Rowling is God and this of course is nothing but some fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Morning Bet by webeta123 reviews
A day at Potter Manor. A/U. betting!Sirius, smart!Harry R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Healer Granger by CeliaEquus reviews
A curse sends Hermione back to 1973. At St. Mungo's, she meets Alastor Moody, and helps him, before leaving the hospital to avoid capture. He's determined to find her. My second Hermoody story. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,881 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - [Alastor M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Wicked Game by Dragon Slayer Queen reviews
Draco is the badass Prince of Slytherin and can have any woman of his choosing. An end of the year dance has the classmates voting who is going to be their prom king and queen. Can Draco transform the bookworm Hermione into royalty material? Post DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,756 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ten Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
CarlisleIsAlwaysSoCalmAndCollectedNothingEverSeemsToAnnoyHimButEmmettKnowsDifferently:LetMeBePerfectly Clear:IDoNotOwnTheRightsToThisListSomeoneToldMeThatNikatil@DeviantArtWroteTheActualList,IWroteTheStoriesThat YouWillFindInThisFanFic
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Carlisle, Emmett - Complete
Harry Potter and the Pendant of Slytherin by Neednotknowtheirname reviews
6/7th year fic. Harry decides he wants to do things his way, because Dumbledore's method of defeating Voldemort just doesn't appeal. He finds friends in unexpected places and embarks on a method of defeat in which he sometimes holds little hope. H/OFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 481,824 - Reviews: 2033 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 877 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Conclusion of Something Bad by CeliaEquus reviews
Part three the last part of the 'Something Bad' trilogy. Now that Professor Snape's dead, what will happen to the Grangers? And what will change through Hermione's time-travelling efforts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/6/2010 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Impersonate by Ms. Louis Cordice Zabini reviews
The Gryffindor's Have Had Enough of The Slytherin's. NOW IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO GET A TASTE OF THEIR OWN MEDICINE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,651 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sparkle Boy by lanna-misssunshine reviews
How the meadow scene could have gone if Bella was more easily amused.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How Lucius Malfoy tried to arrange a marriage by coffeeonthepatio reviews
Lucius has a brilliant plan to get back into the good books of the Wizarding World: marry Draco off to the most famous Muggleborn witch. He doesn't know that she is already Severus Snape's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2463 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Toll of the Clock by BonesDoUrden reviews
A Snape/Hermione one-shot. Hermione's parents have been dead for years and now she's having flashbacks of living with none other than Snape himself when she was very young. Not necessarily compliant with the HP universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,751 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermiones New Tastes by hermionemylove reviews
Hermione has the best night of her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
Revenge: a dish best served cold by Anon and anon reviews
Or, Hermione connects with her inner Slytherin and Ron discovers the price of his temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Complete
Marshmallow Delight by shouvley reviews
As hard as Bella tries her lab professor, Dr. Cullen, always seems to distract her. When he makes an unorthodox assignment she does her best to keep her composure but he seems to be enjoying her discomfort a little too much. Bella/Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,580 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Weary In Wiltshire by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After suffering at the ignominious hands of Fate, Lucius Malfoy realizes that if he doesn’t take it upon himself to change the direction of Draco’s life, future generations might be at risk. His very willing partner-in-crime? Rose Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,951 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bye Bye Bella by Filthy.And.Delirious reviews
Edward's POV. He's sick of Bella and trying to get rid of her... but can he succeed? :P If you find Bella incredibly annoying and Mary-Sue - this is the story for you! Rated T to be safe language, sexual references etc. ONE-SHOT. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ex Machina II by JBean210 reviews
What would happen if someone gave Harry a chance to learn magic BEFORE he attended Hogwarts? Would he be better prepared to face Voldemort, or would the power go to his head, making him arrogant and careless? A continuation of the story Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 164,310 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrothal Contract by James Spookie reviews
It's been done, but here's my shot at the old Marriage Contract type story. Harry and Daphne Greengrass find out their parents put together a marriage contract when they were born, now they must deal with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,027 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 4,352 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Photo by aimoon reviews
He would have paid for it, only he did not want witnesses. Too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Out of the sea by replayagain reviews
Hermione knew she had made a mistake when she broke up with Ron. Out on a cruise ship holiday, she hopes she can somehow make things work out for her, or has the sea already planned something else for her?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,486 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
Love Game by SS-RL-LOVER4LIFE reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny become bored and decided to ask Fred and George for help! The twins present them with a game called "Love Game." Who will win the game? Read and find out Reviews Please
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Credit Crunch by alexmonalisa reviews
Post X1-AU. Logan visits Marie during a difficult time. Response to Third Rogan writing challenge.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Ron Weasley is a Kinky Slut by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco decide to indulge in some exhibitionism to teach Ron, Seamus and Dean a lesson after Draco gets tired of them teasing Harry. This is H/D with a side of solo!Ron. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
The Worst Ever Practical Joke by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in an inn room next to a sleeping Lucius Malfoy, not something she ever intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,267 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Snape's World of Pleasure by AwstruckWriter reviews
Snape finds himself having time alone with random people. Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy; Lucius/Severus, Lucius/Sirius and implied Lucius/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Severus S. - Complete
Girls' Night at the Hog's Head by Very Small Prophet reviews
Sixth-year girls of all four houses get together for their traditional night of contests, drink, and unspoken secrets. SSHG, though Sev himself does not appear until the Epilogue. Later chapters rated T for sexual humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,291 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/15/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Sincere Corruption by Penner54 reviews
How can you find that Goody two shoes attractive? "Oh Bella, it is just her innocence that is so desirable. The idea of corrupting her... ahh well. She may have her freewill now, but soon she'll do only what I wish of her."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,670 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
We'll Always Have Paris by The Sexy Muggle Librarian reviews
After a disastrous breakup with Ron, Hermione flees to Paris. Will the City of Love begin to work its magic on her? Please see the mature rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,102 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Desert Mage by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Desert Warrior. No slash. How will Kedar's Medjai training hold up against these new challenge that face him.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,047 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Harry P., Imhotep
Logan's Chair by hobbitsdoitbetter reviews
Marie tries to recover from a vicous attack by Victor Creed utilising the only place she feels safe: Logan's titular chair. But how will the man himself deal with helping her recover? post X3. Kinda AU,complete
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,120 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Harry Potter and the Combat Butler by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Crack! Alternate take on Harry's fifth year. What happens when the disowned, slightly insane Squib son of Lucius Malfoy agrees to come back to Wizarding Britain to serve as Harry's bodyguard? Not a self-insert. Rated for language and innuendo, no slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,224 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Harry P.
The 96 Percent Acurate Online Personality Quiz by GlassSlipperss reviews
Bella finds a personality quiz online. Annoyed by the results, she persuades her friends and family to take the quiz. RANDOM. Rated T for Emmet xD COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,279 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Complete
The Secret Princess by Audrey414 reviews
7th year at Hogwarts. Hermione discovers a secret about her past. What happens when Draco is the only other person who knows and what happens when the Wizard Community finds out?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,927 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 1/12/2010 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cedric Diggory, the Inferi by Troublemaker-In-Chief reviews
Bella Swan finds a mysterious newspaper with a picture of Edward Cullen in it. They call him 'Cedric Diggory' and an 'Inferi' and urge anyone with information on him to call their toll-free hotline. Major Twilight bashing!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Kingsley S., N. Tonks
Snarky Git Convention by Playing Hooky reviews
Gregory House and Severus Snape meet after several years of stalking each other. Who will win? No pairings
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Severus S., G. House - Complete
Before He Cheats by Riddler-of-Words reviews
Hermione knew her revenge was kicking Ron where it hurt. But then again, revenge had never tasted so sweet, especially when Draco Malfoy was involved, so why stop? Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian Angel by sarhea reviews
Ever wondered just how Batman survived so many years with no superpowers in a city like Gotham? What if he had a Guardian Angel… A Protector and Friend named Hermione Granger. COMPLETE : Hermione Granger Bruce Wayne : AR Harry Potter, cartoon JLU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,608 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Hermione G., Bruce W./Batman] Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Mummies At Twilight by LoveTwiGirl reviews
The Mummy and Twilight crossover. Bella and her brother, Emmett, look for Hamunaptra. They find it with help from Edward Masen. Their adventure leads them to new people- friends and enemies. One of their enemies being the mummy, Jacobb-Lack, Bella awoke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,365 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3156 - Favs: 9,622 - Follows: 4,206 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Balls, Boys and Other Great Mysteries of Nature by juanafever reviews
It was bad when Hermione didn’t have a date for the Yule Ball. She thought that she had hit the rock bottom getting ready to go alone. She was wrong. Now she has two guys wanting her attention. HGVK chapter 9 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K.
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,183 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
How Edward Stole Christmas by LilyAnneMarie reviews
A harmless gesture to make it a memorable Christmas for his daughter is somehow always twisted to make Edward Cullen look like the bad guy-- all because of Emmett, that is. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10128 - Favs: 12,333 - Follows: 5,086 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wish You Weren't Here by Eryn Galen reviews
Here it is THE SEQUEL TO ROAD TRIP! Harry and Draco, now 19 are taking a holiday abroad alone, but as I'm sure we all know, that's not going to last very long! The return of our fav. Camp!Flamboyant!Bottom!Draco! R&R! Full summery inside!NEW CHAPTER!lEMON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,409 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
I am NOT gay by crazy-for-Jasper reviews
The Cullen's and Jacob move to England. What happens? Is Edward gay? Humorous - hopefully . Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
Mended Scars by obsessedwithmd reviews
Sequel to Scars Only The Other Can Mend. Carlisle and Bella are coming home after a year and a half. A lot has changed but somethings, and some people never change. Rated M for reasons. Carlisle/Bella Read first one to make any kind of sense!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,681 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Call of the Siren by Shandra23 reviews
After a potion accident Hermione finds herself at the receiving end of a lot of male attention. But true love can never be found on the bottom of a cauldron. Hermione/Charlie Fluff
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,128 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Well, This Sucks: Life According to Seth by Krum Cake reviews
Peek into the intimate pages of Seth Clearwater's man-journal as he complains about life, love, and teenage shape-shifter angst. Post BD, canon-compliant, rating for language and sex humor...because Seth is a teenage boy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,039 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Seth
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy by Wooden Tulips reviews
Hermione is working in Russia with the ambassador and runs into none other than Draco Malfoy at a ball. What happens next is anyone's guess. M for language and very mild smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,127 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'm not what you think by converse-junkie reviews
Bella's part of the coven. She goes into hiding. Edward leaves her, so she goes home to Ipswich. What happens when they see each other again? I'm terrible at summaries so please read!
Crossover - Twilight & Covenant - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,448 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella
Malfoy, Draco Malfoy by Crazychicke reviews
Who knew Draco Malfoy would be jealous of James Bond? Random. Dramione fic. Fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Diffrence Between the Past and the Future by Mistrus reviews
Hermione accidently gets thrown back in time and interfers with something that she shouldn't have. She meets and falls in love with one Severus Snape and then has to leave. Severus has thirty years to think about her, he comes to a decision. WARNING: SMUT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,259 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
On Lycans by aadarshinah reviews
A Study of the Quileute Shape-Shifters" by Edward Cullen, Ph.D., M.D., with notations by Emmett Cullen, D.V.M., M.Eng., Lady's-Man, Man's-Man, Man-about-town. Blackwater. Part of The Guide universe. One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
Fishnet Stockings by TheShyMonster reviews
Hermione is fed up of keeping their relationship a secret, but it seems nothing will make Severus come out. That is until a certain girls' night out and a pair of fishnet stockings change that forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,364 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Sorting Hat and the Bird Flu by 8thweasleykid reviews
What if the Sorting Hat had a cold the night of Harry’s sorting?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 52 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Sorting Hat, Harry P. - Complete
The Agents and The Vampire by Abbie1212 reviews
NCIS/Twilight crossover. ALSO Bellisle and Gabby. Gibbs and the team are called out on assignment to Washington to investigate a marine's murder and has to deal with local LEOs and the mysterious Dr. Cullen who seems to be hiding something...
Crossover - NCIS & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,088 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Abby S., Bella - Complete
Imprisonment by Daaro Moltor reviews
For some unknown reason, fate decided to play a cruel joke on Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort, so fate chained them to a wall. Face to face. Fate can be real fun sometimes, don't you think...?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,060 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 74 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,621 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 253 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The 100 Year old Virgin aka Emmett's Advice by BellaFlan reviews
Cut to the bachelor Party scene from Breaking Dawn. Emmett decides it's time to give Edward "The Talk". One shot...just a bit of fun. Rated M for graphic language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
The Process and the Prank by justanothermuggle reviews
The Weasleys which includes Harry and Hermione are planning a surprise birthday party for their friend and Minister for Magic Kingsley. Harry's come up with a brilliant prank to get the party off with a blast. This story is co-written with ghostchick
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
30 Minutes That Changed Everything by Radaslab reviews
AU. Year 2148: Gobal Population: 1. He made a mistake 150 years ago or so and now the human race no longer exists. For a century or so, he has sought a way to fix it all. Can he, or is the end of the world inevitable?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 352,127 - Reviews: 3117 - Favs: 3,427 - Follows: 1,584 - Updated: 10/29/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Buckets of water by imslytherinatheart reviews
Peeves traps Lucius and Hermione in an abandon classroom at Hogwarts. Rated M starting second chapter. R & R, OOC, sexual situations... don't read if offended by such things. Started as a 2 shot but continued due to demand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,523 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Gryffindor for a Week by xErised reviews
What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,254 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Trip Around the Sun by Abbie1212 reviews
Bella lives in Phoenix with her mom, that is until her mom marries Phil, who Bella can't stand. Bella decides to go to Forks to live with her dad but will she find a love of her own when she gets there?Vamps AU some canon but mostly not so... no Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,628 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
The Family Name: Year Four by Elbereth in April reviews
Crossover with Artemis Fowl. Artemis and Draco are still at odds, and both are keeping secrets. Hermione is not happy. Harry is fighting for his life in the TriWizard Tournament.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,686 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Draco M., Artemis F. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4058 - Favs: 4,533 - Follows: 1,984 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Choice by Sgt. Hakeswill reviews
Post-DH, AU. Hermione must decide what to do with her life after Ron is killed in the battle of Hogwarts. Lucius seeks to rehabilitate his reputation in a post-Voldemort world. A chance meeting eventually leads them to a common path. COMPLETE! Author formerly known as SlytherinDragoon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 97 - Words: 182,361 - Reviews: 1782 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Guardian Agent by archer24 reviews
Bella Swan attends Meyer Academy, a school made for training secret agents. Bella's difficult past makes the job easier for her then most. However, Bella's barriers come crashing down when she is sent to protect none other then Edward Cullen. AH :P
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 122,698 - Reviews: 2717 - Favs: 2,511 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fluster by Shinoko reviews
It starts with a copy of Playwitch magazine. Hermione blames Ginny for why she can't look Charlie in the eye. How could she face him after seeing him posing naked, not to mention fantasizing about him? But sometimes fantasy can become reality...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,185 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W. - Complete
Morals by thomas hobbs reviews
Snape and Malfoy senior try to tell a bed time story to little Draco. I hope it's funny, I think it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Ring in the New Year by paddy324 reviews
Hermione always celebrates New Year's alone.So what happens when Molly decides to interfere? Lets just say that having Molly as a matchmaker is even worse than dealing with a war. Follow Hermione and Charlie as they ring in the New Year in Molly's style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Hermione G., Charlie W.
Golden Moon by NusiainForks reviews
Bella doesn't fall apart after Edward leaves, especially when she discovers Jasper stayed behind. But with Alice waiting for Jasper in Alaska, will Bella find new love or be abandoned again? BxJas AU/OOC Bellie Award Nominee.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 242,012 - Reviews: 5485 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Fulfilled Fantasy by Val Skia reviews
Before the Last Battle can commence, a train ride is in order. Unfortunately for Harry, Death Eaters have to ride too. While on board, Harry's luck runs out, and he finds his seat next to a bored Dark Lord. Trainlest, HPLV, Smut, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,039 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 127 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Coven of The Rose by CRose reviews
Harry's escaped from Azkaban and wants Revenge! Now this isn't your normal everyday kind of revenge, Harry is a second generation Marauder with a bone to pick with just about everyone that thinks they can just discard him like a worn out shoe
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Complete
Always & Forever by XxxThe Devil's Little AngelxxX reviews
Bella and Carlisle were the "It" couple during high school. But at the end of the school year he has to leave to college. Now seven years later they'd meet again in a little town called Forks...! ON HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,180 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 9/4/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Rotcellocxat by Blond Gamer Girl reviews
What beast is viler than Voldermort? Lucius tells the true story to his grand-daughter and gets an adventure in baby-sitting. Can a former DeathEater, current tycoon and self-proclaimed Dark Wizard handle a three year old? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
I'm On a Boat! by Fairqueen2 reviews
Fred and George are in a prank rut. A little song by The Lonely Island might be able to help end it. Rated M for continuous use of the f word in the song lyrics and just to be safe. Other wise it would be rated T.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
His by lilmisblack reviews
Her heart belonged to her husband but her body...her body was his.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Hermione G., Rabastan L. - Complete
The Power by DarthBill reviews
Harry has been feeling lethargic since his tenth birthday when suddenly he has more energy than he needs. AU story for all seven years. HarryMulti nothing serious. SmartPowerful!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 1545 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 2,130 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Haunted by KatieGrace07 reviews
I had turned back time too far. I grasped for the time-turner that should have been around my neck, but it wasn't there... a HP/Patriot x-over; Chapter 7 up!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,545 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Hermione G., William T.
Draco and Hermione on the train by whowrotewhat reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger get initmate. Graphic Lemon. One-Shot. Read and Review. UPDATE, this story was copied without permission and then posted under the title 'Train Ride' by the user 'RoseDominique'. She is claiming it as her own. Please help me let fan fiction know that plagiarism affects us all and it's not okay .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindor Boy by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco always thought his son was different...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Sometimes by Netrixie reviews
Sometimes, one smile means more than a dozen roses. HGLM/ metions something of a bit of a wanna be RWHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Just Being Neighborly by mypseudonym reviews
Several years after graduation, Hermione has a stable life- a great boyfriend, a great job, and a brand new house. Little does she know how things will be shaken up. HG/RW, then HG/SS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,037 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
You Only Get One Wish by OldXernes reviews
It is Hermione's birthday, and she has her heart set on only one wish that Severus isn't too willing to grant her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,840 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3878 - Favs: 3,943 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Even Stopper Death by Scattered Logic reviews
As a child, Hermione had been fascinated with Severus Snape's first year speech, but was it possible that he'd actually managed to stopper death? HG/SS pre-romance
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,420 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Albus Goes To The Dentist by wingnutdawn reviews
Albus loves his Lemon sherbets... Minerva requests that Severtus makes sure that Albus keeps his dental appointment. Haven't we all dreaded going to see the Tooth Healer Dentist at one time or another in our lives? Severus ends up with an appointment also
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Bid for Love by trizfores reviews
A bachelor auction is going to be held at Hogwarts. Sev has no way out of it, and has to join. Trelawney wants him. He needs help. Who is he to turn to? Loads of laughs here! SSHG R&R pls. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,517 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Half Magic by ChristineX reviews
Complete. Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts in order to solve a mystery that threatens the school's very existence. Complicating things is her new partner in the investigation -- none other than Severus Snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,643 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Gryffindors Have Secrets Too by Shadow Rise reviews
Draco and Hermione discuss their past. Scorpius and Lily fraternize. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Comedy of Manors by Mundungus42 reviews
Lucius hires Hermione, a marriage consultant, to find a bride for Severus, secretly scheming to pair them up. What he gets is a bit more than he bargained for. LM/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,731 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
HAPPINESS ON BOTH SIDES by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Written for the HGLM exchange on LJ. When a striking, platinum-haired lady avails herself of the services of Hermione Granger's curse breaking agency, little does Hermione suspect that her life is going to change most dramatically.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,302 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Belonging by Laurielove reviews
Hermione and Lucius attend a conference in Vienna together. It's amazing what you can get up to in a five-star hotel, isn't it? Rated M for good reason. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 367,993 - Reviews: 4970 - Favs: 5,851 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fiance by thesiriuswriter reviews
While at a family Christmas party, Mrs Granger lets it slip that Harry and Hermione are engaged. The only problem is they don't know it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,674 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Stuck! by Annilaia reviews
1 new text message: ALICE HELP ME! I'M STUCK IN THE ELEVATOR WITH SOME REALLY HOT GUY I DON'T KNOW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,759 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 2,082 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Be Little by coffeeonthepatio reviews
De-aged Harry is adopted by Hermione - the future ambassador for magic in Rome. Somewhere in Italy, a strange man is walking the streets, bearing a remarkable resemblance to one Severus Snape. Will they ever meet? Will love ensue? Almost canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 53 - Words: 119,237 - Reviews: 1764 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By the Sea by brandy01 reviews
After years of being pressured into taking a break, Hermione Granger finally voluntarily goes on a research holiday. What she did not expect was to be sharing her chosen destination with Severus Snape. SSHG, Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,244 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Death Wish by Sareth-the-lost-one reviews
After TM. A cry for help reaches Evelyn, from the creature she just thought had been killed in Egypt. She is not the only one trying to release Imhotep; darker forces are out there.Rick and police officer Cramer are on rescue mission. Whom can be trusted?
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,004 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Imhotep, Evelyn C. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 8677 - Favs: 14,057 - Follows: 2,910 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Perfect Moment by DoctorFang reviews
Edward brings home his new girlfriend Isabella Swan to meet his family. But wait, Bella knows Carlisle? All vampire. Some normal pairings, but some change...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,751 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Bella, Carlisle
Happy Father's Day, Harry Potter! by cragarrows reviews
Slightly revised version of my Father's Day fic. Harry has a cunning plan to defeat Voldemort, or did Dumbledore think of it first?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ways to Annoy, Harass, Confuse, or Scare Snape by notwritten reviews
These pranks are played on Professor Severus Snape, by the students of the four houses, and teachers. This story is AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 181 - Words: 51,434 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast Effect by snowtigress-27 reviews
The story's about what happens when Hermione unknowingly ends up taking care of, and falling in love with, Snape when he somehow turns into a cat.RW/HG but eventually RW/OC and HG/SS.Longer summary inside.Rating may be high.I don't really know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 64,541 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Difference of Time by The Black Iris reviews
Harry Potter’s life has been an incredible journey, but his death will be even more incredible. Harry Potter dies and is sent back in time to rewrite his history. What will he change? How will he cope? Complete: NotSlash, NoPairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 54 - Words: 210,627 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 1,957 - Follows: 974 - Updated: 6/16/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Long Drive Home by Olethros reviews
A Portkey blunder leaves Severus and Hermione stranded in America, doomed to a cross-country road trip with only each other for company. They’re obviously perfect for each other, but can they refrain from killing each other first? AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bound by JTBJAB reviews
Hermione has less than a week to solve the one thing stopping her from receiving her inheritance – her marital status. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/11/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bridges by Abbie1212 reviews
After Seven years the Tragic accident still haunts Carlisle until he decides to move back to his hometown of Forks, Washington... Where he's going to be a teacher at Forks high...Where he meets an old friend's daughter... Bella x Carlisle... AU HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,939 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
The Kyzetsky Incident by CrownedIahos reviews
A potion goes wrong on the first day, sending Hermione Granger and Severus Snape into a coma-like state. They are both awake in a lucid dream, fighting three trials. The Youth, the Regret, and Forgiveness. Will they make it out alive? Reviews welcome! :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,373 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Bachelor Party by Rizzle reviews
Wizarding Britain’s most famous couple is getting married. Organised mayhem ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,650 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Cullenmania 1: Mythical Madness by s. du jour reviews
Bella's gone mildly crazy. Will her love for Edward triumph over her sudden fascination for water? Will Jasper save the day? Why is Edward wearing a saucepan on his head? And how long will it take to calm Carlisle when he sees all that mud on the floor?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,558 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 3,138 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Blank You Very Much, Draco Malfoy by Mira-cle Skye reviews
It's valentines day and Draco Malfoy receives a very suprising valentine. A hilarious one, according to the Gryffindors. Who knew someone Hated Malfoy so much? Well, we sure do. Rated for language in the song, very insulting language at that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Draco M. - Complete
Reality Check by SweetXSacrifice reviews
Bella falls and hits her head on a rock. When she wakes up, she realizes she’s not that clumsy, realizes Edward is not the only perfect Greek god, and that sparkling vampires is kind of lame, amongst other things.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Malfoy Malfunctions by MauMauKa reviews
In Which We Learn that Wizards have no Psychological Resistance to Muggle Television.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Recompense by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry was sentenced to Azkaban after using magic to deal with the Dementors before fifth year. Now he is out and he throws away the shackles of Dumbledore and Ministry to fight the war on his own terms. AU as of OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Emmett's Makeover by Baron Hotschaft Von Hugenstein reviews
What happens when you combine Alice, Emmett, and the word "makeover"? Find out! Hilarity ensues. Emmett's pov.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 8,415 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Alice - Complete
In Loco Parentis by refya reviews
Severus Snape is no father figure. He wishes Harry Potter agreed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,683 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Blindfold Lifted by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hermione discovers Ron cheating on her. Lucius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,447 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/25/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Beauty and the beast by Mrs. Skinner reviews
Dumbledore spricht ein ungewöhnliches Urteil über Lucius Malfoy - Hermine Granger verlässt nach dem tragischen Tod ihrer Eltern die Zaubererwelt. Das Schicksal nimmt seinen Lauf! Pairing: LM/HG, Crossover mit dem gleichnamigen Märchen! - Fertiggestellt -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,644 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Daughter of Leda by Andarte reviews
Hermione grew up as the daughter of a long line of muggles. She didn't know that once upon a time her mother's family came from a long line of witches. What happens when one witch foresaw the magic skipping generations? M for later chapters. Slight AU/AR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,917 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
FROM SPARTA TO SYBARIS by Demented Amanuensis reviews
The wizarding luxury resort at Pompeii is a place of decadence. Hermione Granger has never had a moment of decadence in her whole life. Lucius Malfoy thinks it's time she was introduced to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,402 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
April Fools by IsabellaDangelo reviews
Ever wondered why the Edward's sofa was white in the movie rather than black? And why he had to skim his CDs? Emmett finally gets his chance after 70 years to prank Edward. Take place during Twilight. More book than movie. One-Shot! R&R please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Perfectly Entertaining Hair by Dark'nLightAngel reviews
While staying at home for the holidays, Draco finds himself bored out of his mind. He decides to bother his father. The result? Well, you'll see. Set during Third Year. Just a silly little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
Pride and Arrogance by LEMONSKY4 reviews
Thank you. It was either that or get my hair highlighted. Smugness is easier to maintain." Lucius/Narcissa Response to House Quote Challenge on HPFC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Ex Machina by JBean210 reviews
How often does Harry fail to defeat Voldemort, in all the limitless possibilities of parallel worlds? And what happens in those worlds when he fails? Someone who hates seeing the bad guy win decides to take the matter into his own hands. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,203 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
No Looking Back by Dari 67 reviews
Lucius stood in his study with no memory of the last five years of his life. In his hand was his one clue, a scrap of parchment with a name scratched on it. Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,902 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/20/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 7,078 - Follows: 4,010 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Microwaveable Dinner by Lyn F reviews
Lucius is left at Spinner's End with nothing more than a two-litre bottle of Coca Cola and a microwaveable dinner. Will he figure out how to heat it so he can eat? LM, with SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Lucius M. - Complete
Brains and Brawns by Lune Argentee reviews
Don't you just hate it when people make Emmett look like an idiot? This is what I think he's really like: a smart, playful Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
Desert Warrior by ShadeDancer reviews
HP Mummy Returns xover. The Dursely’s took Harry with them to Egypt and then gave his life to the desert. The Gods had other plans though and Harry became a warrior of the desert, a Medjai. TO FLAMERS WHO CANNOT READ ANs THE STORY IS NOT SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,720 - Reviews: 1642 - Favs: 2,198 - Follows: 1,675 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Harry P., Ardeth B. - Complete
Lucius and Robin Hood by laughinirishlass reviews
ONE SHOT-Set during the later chapters of Half-Blood Princess. This is what happens when Lucius takes a look at one of the books that Draco bought for his future children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Hidden in Plain Sight by Ms.Nom de Plume reviews
A story about old prejudices fading away into new desires how two opposites came together and managed to keep it quiet for almost 16 years. But what will everyone think when the beans are finally spilled?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,278 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2414 - Favs: 3,230 - Follows: 2,172 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Chiseled Man by EarthestSunist reviews
Rogue catches a ride with traveling couple Scott Summers and Jean Grey. She's dropped off at a bar in Dawson and enters the bar to find a very chiseled man... Logan/Marie AU
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Chastity Child by technically a lie reviews
The rest of the night was a blur of clothing being removed and skin. She tasted sweet and moist, like fruit. I should have known then, that I would fall for her. Edward Cullen realizes he's fallen for his long time sex-friend Bella Swan. All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,080 - Reviews: 1330 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 852 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nail Varnish by green-gremlin reviews
Alice is bored, but Jasper has worked against her to save Bella from a Make-over. That only leaves Jasper to keep Alice entertained. But having your nails painted isn't really that bad! AliceXJasper
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 850 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
Revenge is a Dish Best Served ICY by shieldmaidenofthecarribean reviews
Professor Severus Snape is tired of being the butt of the Weasley twins' pranks. So... he decides to play a little "prank" of his own. Set in Fred and George's second year. Please read and review! Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, its JKR's. Darn.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Severus S., George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Hogwarts Encounters by toxicgurl169 reviews
A Series of Sexual Encounters revolving around Draco and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,558 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 2,375 - Follows: 489 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore, Please Explain Your Twisted Logic! by Islander2 reviews
Dumbledore's putting on a play about the Hogwarts Founders. Does anyone get the parts they want? Of course not! Mayhem ensues, complete with romance, insanity, Slut!Draco, HPGW spats, Macho!Ron, Smart!Goyle, and some irate parents. Oh, and nude wrestling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 169,462 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Merry XXXmas, Professor Snape by Ms-Figg reviews
Oneshot. Father Christmas is challenged to provide a meaningful gift for Professor Snape. 18yearold Hermione has her own gift request for Father Christmas. AU, OOC Snape, OOC Hermione PWP, MF, Lemon, Oral, Spank COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,596 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Veela And The Perils Of Losing Control by Twilight to Midnight reviews
When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,468 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 307 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
FIRST, CATCH YOUR SLYTHERIN by Demented Amanuensis reviews
Is the new Marriage Law a recipe for disaster or happiness? Hermione Granger first has to catch her Slytherin, and then she'll find out. But why does she choose Lucius Malfoy, of all the unlikely candidates?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,387 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Fabulosity by Joanna Grant reviews
Rogue is a supermodel that Charles Xavier wants to recruit for his latest PR campaign.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
You do NOT Mess with Emmett's Sister by Symeria reviews
Kellan Lutz Our awesome Emmett! said it best, "Emmett's the protector. He's the guy that's there to crack jokes then beat somebody up." Bella is grateful that Emmett will be her brother in a few weeks. Emmett and Bella brother/sister bonding fic
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Between Two Malfoys by Likuts reviews
Hermione Granger was facing Draco Malfoy only a few seconds ago. Now she finds herself in front of young Lucius Malfoy of 1976. Not knowing how to go back to her own time, what will she do? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,451 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2021 - Favs: 4,759 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Lies and Secrets by reptilia28 reviews
Years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry and Hermione are part of an anti-terrorist division that no one, not even the Weasleys know about. While posing as a married couple, will new feelings blossom between the friends and fellow agents? DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,318 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Wherein Voldemort Learns Where Babies Come From by Kinkary reviews
When a young child attempts to hug Voldemort, he is furious. He wants to know why people would grow kids. It's up to Lucius and Wormtail to explain where babies come from. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Voldemort, Lucius M. - Complete
The Grim Fairy Tales by RhiannonKelley reviews
Draco and Hermione have upset the enchantress of the forbidden forest. Now they have to act through some of the worlds most popular fairy tales... the versions that are NOT for kids.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 24,161 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What is Right: Year One by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry finds himself making a decision to give it all up just to change what has happened. What he doesn't realize is that he gets a second chance to set it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,258 - Reviews: 3494 - Favs: 5,430 - Follows: 3,412 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Complete
Extreme Makeover Hermione Edition by Punkindoodle reviews
Hermione is tricked into participating in a Muggle reality show where they give her a makeover and pit five men from her past to try and win her heart. Who will she fall for and will they pick her or the money? THIS STORY WILL REMAIN UNFINISHED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 83,594 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Hermione G.
Edward and 'The Talk' by swimminglvr reviews
Some point before Edward and Bella get it on, Edward asks Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper about their 'personal experiences' with the D. Go through the humiliation of Edward's first sex talk, and the many unfortunate ones after...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 4,959 - Follows: 969 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Misadventures in Online Dating by eccentric chams reviews
Convinced by his mom to try online dating, Edward goes into it with little enthusiasm. After several misadventures and never believing he could find love on the internet, will everything he once believed in change when he meets Bella Swan? ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,941 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
2 weeks in Romania by Burning-candlelight reviews
Can a 2 week holiday change someone for good? Find out what occurs when Hermione Granger spends 2 weeks with Charlie Weasley in a foreign country. AU :D *COMPLETE YAY*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,689 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Hogwarts Murder Mystery Game by midnightsun198 reviews
The war is over but Hogwarts still is divided Harry's Seventh Yr A major fullout between the golden trio hp/dm major pairing major Dumbledore Ron and Hermoine bashing. Well thats it people story is finished Epilogue included just so you know what happens
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,125 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,051 - Reviews: 3639 - Favs: 6,894 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hole by notwolf reviews
Has Harry gone mad, or is Snape back from the dead? And why is Lucius watching TV in his living room?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,206 - Follows: 102 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wizard of Oz by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
When Hermione wakes up in House Elf Land, one thing is certain: she's not in Hogwarts any more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
Elementary Calculations by kcourtkat reviews
After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,331 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 4,632 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Harry P.
Baiting Lockhart by lost logic reviews
No one likes Lockhart, the staff is scared, the headmaster is sulking, and Minerva is about to commit homicide. Why? Because Rolanda Hooch has a plan and Severus Snape is along for the ride. She's gonna see it through to the end, you should too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Shopping With Emmett by KatieCullenSwan reviews
Another short One Shot with Bella and Emmett. What will happen when Emmett and Bella go shopping? Better then this summary, I think. Please give it a change, read/review. :D
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Emmett, Bella
The Bookstore by VivianeAeryn reviews
So now here he stood in a book store wearing a wife beater and old jeans and scuffed 'within a inch of their life' work boots while he helped Marie keep an eye on twelve kids varying from ages twelve to sixteen and one eighth month old.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Lingerie by somakeitcount reviews
It's Bella's first day out of the house in a year, and she needs to go shopping. Who will she bump into? What chaos will ensue? One-shot. Rated M for themes, just to be safe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Bella, Emmett - Complete
Lucius the Conqueror by Christa McGinn reviews
Lucius/Hermione. Draco/Hermione. A very adult story about Hermione being forced in a marriage with Draco. However, Lucius can't just sit and let it happen. He has to taste her first. Warning: Rape, Graphic Sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
It's Me or the Dog: Twilight Edition by Newfoundland Novelist reviews
Bella gets a puppy during New Moon when Edward leaves her. When he comes back, they discover the new puppy likes everyone but Edward. Thanks to Alice, Bella and Edward are put on "It's Me or the Dog". Characters belong to S.Meyer. P.S. ALICE ROCKS! R&R
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Bella - Complete
A Trip to the Zoo by Merciful Heavens reviews
A class from Hogwarts is going on a field trip to a muggle zoo...with no magic much to the chagrin of their professors. Will they all make it home alive? Maybe not between Albus' driving and hot dogs. MMAD- AU and humorous
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,883 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Minerva M., Albus D. - Complete
Training on the Job by Laume reviews
Harry PotterATeam crossover. Harry and co, frustrated with the lack of training from the adults, take matters into their own hands. With the help of an old Dark Arts book and a Time Turner, they try to get to the Founder's age, but take a wrong turn.
Crossover - Harry Potter & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,008 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Human Experiences by iwish1986 reviews
After Edward and Bella are married, the Cullens decide to give Bella as many human experiences as possible as a wedding gift. What experiences will each character choose?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 37,350 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Complete
The Untitled Story Year 6 by matt311 reviews
This follows year five for The Untitled Story. Same tags as Year 5. See Chapter 1 for detailed Summary. Year 5 is required reading if you want an idea of what is going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,871 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 228 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Her Treason by Jadia reviews
Hermione thought her life was set, that was until she discarded her old wand for a new wand...A wand that is part of a pair and a prophecy, that led to her embrace of the dark and her treasonous affair...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Love of A Malfoy by GoldenHelikaon reviews
AU. PostHogwarts. The last time Hermione saw her lover, he was fleeing from Aurors now she is nineteen, a mother and alone. Will she find him again? Will complications and her lover’s allure make her leave her past behind? LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Untitled Story Year 5 by matt311 reviews
Harry starts his 5th year - AU, eventual H/Hr. MildlyPowerful!Harry, Smart!Harry, TakesInitiative!Harry. See chapter one for more detailed summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,415 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Blind Dates by KafkaExMachina reviews
Not content with the damage done by breeding, Narcissa takes up the loathsome hobby of middle-aged mothers everywhere: Meddling. Severus-centric 'romantic' comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Normal by gre reviews
A normal life may be boring, but it’s also safe – and after a year of tramping aimlessly through Britain and facing countless hardships and Death Eaters who wouldn’t want just that? DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,952 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Hermione G., Kingsley S.
Harry PotterHouse? by kingprawnsct reviews
A young and abused Harry is moved by Social Services to his mother’s cousin in America. How will Hogwarts respond to a Harry that has been raised by everybody’s favorite doctor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,001 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Dangers of Whiskey by eccino reviews
Fourteen-year-old boys really ought not turn up smashed to their mother's dinner parties after breaking into their father's liquor cabinets. One shot, but I didn't really need to tell you that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 2,189 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Dagger and Rose by Perspicacity reviews
Dumbledore doesn’t ignore the 2nd prophecy! He apprentices Harry and teaches him a rare form of magic, but draws the ire of a secret society who seek to guard this knowledge and do Harry in. Assassination attempts on multiple fronts. H/F, Yr. 4 GoF AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 85,199 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 2,057 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
I'm Joining the Order by SilverCookieDust reviews
Draco expresses his wish to join the Order of the Phoenix. Lucius isn't impressed. All dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
The Burdens of Being Functional by Marston Chicklet reviews
After Ron's accidental death, Snape is thrown into the middle of his family's grief.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Places by xHakumeix reviews
Left with a small baby, Hermione turns to Snape for help finding the father. Can she handle the joys of motherhood, N.E.W.T.S, her two best friends and the snarky Professor without going insane?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,606 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Beautiful by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
Jessica and Lauren threaten Bella to break up with Edward and tell her that she's not worthy. Alice and Rosalie decide to take matters in their own hands. Knowing Alice, this can only lead to a makeover, shopping, and two furious girls- Jessica and Lauren
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,180 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Enigmaticness Abounds by Tierfal reviews
In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,998 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Very Special Election by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy were both running for Minister of Magic. Hermione was running because she wanted to make a difference, Draco was running to give her a headache. He didn't care about politics,so why was he running & why did it bother her so
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 166,739 - Reviews: 1598 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Wish It Was You by LittleRedOne reviews
Sequel to 'Do You Wish It Was Me' Hermione's POV. Ginny forces Hermione to go talk to Blaise after they read his letter. Hermione/Blaise
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Do You Wish It Was Me? by LittleRedOne reviews
Blaise can't stop thinking about Hermione. He begins to wonder; does she think about him? Does she wish it were him instead? Weasley bashing. Blaise/Hermione/Ron-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
Good as Gold by Camillo reviews
Hermione Granger's recently retired parents plunge headlong into village life and decide to drag her along for the ride. There are a number of unexpected consequences. SS/HG, DH compliant but epilogue ignored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unknown Soldier by DarklingDragon reviews
They thought they could control him. They thought they controlled his every thought and desire. They thought they had the perfect weapon. Oh, how wrong they were...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,811 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Harry P., Lily Evans P.
The Snape Charmer by madamsnape78 reviews
An act of kindness on Harry's part will set in motion a series of events that will end up changing Hermione's life forever. SSHG, Post DH, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Hooligan by thablackkuririn reviews
Abused by the Dursleys and demonised by everyone in Little Whinging, Harry finally snaps. His retaliation lands him in St. Brutus' Secure Center for Incurably Criminal Boys. Four years later, a very different Harry is introduced to the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,935 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 3/5/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P.
Xavier's Girls by The-Rogue-One reviews
AU. Based on Gilmore Girls. Logan and Marie have been friends for 10 years... what happens when Logan realizes he wants more. I rated it T cuz I dont know yet it might change.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Every Turn Of The Page by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of oneshots based on everyone's favorite fairy tales. In this fic, it is possible to fall down the rabbit hole or have one of our beloved vampires become the villian. Evil Queens, Damsels in distress, and Prince Charming are all within reach!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 23,835 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Complete
Her and Me by Tierfal reviews
Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,249 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Matchmaker by Joy Cutting reviews
Complete!You thought one Snape was bad? What happens when the Potion Master’s twin shows up and starts plotting? Severus and Hermione never stood a chance. SSHG. Response to 'Twins' challange at WIKTT.Rating back down, M content not posted on ff.n.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,117 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Love in Affliction by Saiyachick reviews
-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,810 - Reviews: 2299 - Favs: 3,313 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quidditch Wives by atruwriter reviews
She'd never been much of a fan for the game, but she liked even less the wives that came with. :Oliver/Hermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 63 - Published: 1/26/2008 - [Hermione G., Oliver W.] - Complete
Intoxicated by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
Bella discovers the positive side of being older than Edward, and decides to have some fun of her own to get back at her vampire sweetheart for not changing her sooner. Rated T to be safe...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 7/28/2007
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 2,857 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Mastermind Hunting by Louis IX reviews
This is a story of the life of Harry Potter. From his disappearance with his friendly relatives to Dumbledore chasing after him around the world, while Voldemort and muggle secret services loom in the background. Technology, Prophecies... one word: power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 616,225 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
A Convenient Arrangement by Wanda W reviews
When the rumors start, someone needs to come up with a way to stop them before Logan is forced to leave Xavier's. The source of the solution just may surprise you! ROGAN
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Given Another Chance by Branswilliam Rochester reviews
A Weasley prank meant for Snape goes awry and affects Hermione as well. A mind for revenge and compromising situations lead to flirtation and misconception. Characters a bit OOC. Written in the first hours of 2008! Read and review please! Happy New Year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Confrontations in the Common Room by Seel'vor reviews
Oneshot. Ginny's annoyed at Harry's relationship with Hermione. Confrontations commence. Totally Harmonian as it should be! H/Hr Rating for langauge Touch of Ginny-bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,168 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Christmas Present by Fizzing-Whizbee-nz reviews
Snape receives a Christmas present. What will happen when he opens it? What happens that causes Minerva McGonagall to be wakened in the middle of the night?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
An Even Trade by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPLM- A Fractured Fairy Tale very loosely based on Rapunzel, featuring Harry, Lucius, Voldemort, and a few others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,614 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 3,296 - Follows: 634 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Murder at Malfoy Manor by Punkindoodle reviews
An invitation to a dinner party at Malfoy Manor leads to murder. Who is the killer? Follow the clues and see if you can solve the mystery! Nominated at the Dramione Awards and Quill to Parchment. WARNING: ADULT CONTENT VIOLENCE. NOT BETA-ED YET!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,900 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/19/2007 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Love Through Time by Kalia Clyde reviews
Hermione's diary is switched & Tom Riddle appears. Trouble ensues as they duel & damage the diary, opening a glitch in time, putting them 200 years in the past in 1797. How will they cope when they are suspected to be missing people from 1797?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 160,366 - Reviews: 1039 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Babies can teach a lot of lessons by preety-lady-serenity reviews
Harry turns into a baby after an accident in Potions and Snape is assigned to become his gaurdian. But can Snape take care of a baby? And especially a baby like Harry? Alternative Universe, written before the HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,212 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Captain Potter by J.C. Sjelde reviews
When it is discovered that Voldemort is currently residing in the middle of the ocean, Harry must take on a role he never dreamed of....
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,522 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Secret Diary of Lucius Malfoy by obsessmuch reviews
The memoirs, musings and meanderings of Malfoy Senior, written during his final year as a free man. Read all about his evil scheming, the train crash that is his love life, and, most importantly, his image problems.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,092 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Vampires in Vegas by vjgm reviews
Alice and Rosalie decide to take Bella to Vegas for a bachelorette party against her will. The boys feeling leftout, decide to get themselves into a little trouble too. 1st fanfict...rated T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,254 - Reviews: 1465 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/28/2007 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
One Week by Kimmeth reviews
It only took one week for the Death Eaters to become extremely unwelcome at Malfoy Manor. Lucius tells us why…Rated for insinuations in later chapters. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 3,228 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Scaring Malfoy by RebeccaRoy reviews
Alastor Madeye Moody has been through several Wizarding wars and now peace reigns over the land. The remainder of the Order of the Phoenix are at Malfoy Manor, cause its large and well it annoys Lucius Malfoy and Madeye is bored, poor Lucius Malfoy….
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Alastor M., Lucius M. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,523 - Follows: 1,142 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Heir of the Founders by The Cold Turkey reviews
Harry receives a letter regarding his inheritance after Sirius' death, changing the course of history for everyone in the wizarding world. powerful!Harry. Manipulative!Dumbledore. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,535 - Reviews: 1712 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Summer of Emerald silk and Black lace by Bitter Red Irony reviews
[COMPLETE] A summer between two enemys, the thrill of Hermione's final summer, the lessons that Draco teachers her and the world he shows her. M for content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,620 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Leave You by lilkyonkyon reviews
Post DH, so SPOILERS! Harry, Ron and Hermione get a little visit from the new Minister of Magic and receive their rather surprising inheritances. Rated for brief language. Oneshot. Further summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Wrong Prince Charming? by Mrs Charlie Weasley-thats me reviews
Hermione's sick of people trying to set her up. She's also sick of looking for her own Prince Charming. What happens when she stays a week at the Burrow with all the happy couples... and happy bachelors? Edited! R&R HG&OW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,789 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/12/2007 - Hermione G., Oliver W. - Complete
Obsession of the Nymph by Cora Zabini reviews
Hermione has been Kidnapped on the orders of Lucius Malfoy.... Follow his Obsessive love for Hermione. I know real bad summary but i can't think of one. hehe Just read it! OneShot!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Strange Engagement by Northern-Southern Belle reviews
Hermione is stuck on a dreary beach vacation with her parents when she gets a letter from Draco. His grandparents are coming and think he's engaged. She's his fake fiancee, but it's strictly business..right? R&R! Fuzzy Malfoy Family Alert!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 74,902 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
SHE is called DRACULA by Georgiana1234 reviews
Bella makes a new, very little friend which Edward doesn't approve of. But will the show still go on when disaster strikes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,795 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
TimeTurner Twist by Morloth reviews
Nine of the HP characters are thrown forward in time. Here they ALL meet their children to be. And the paring of the future don’t agree with all of them. HrSS HpDm …
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 53,938 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 3,095 - Follows: 486 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Falsity by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
A midlife crisis, a mysterious escort, and blackmail. What more could Lucius Malfoy need? PreHBP. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,877 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Is Evil And Still Gets The Girl by starrybutterfly reviews
After those hectic Hogwarts years, the alumni feel like doing no work at all might be a very good idea. The ministry have a duck problem, everyone's sexuality is questioned, and other mayhem ensues. I suck at summarys, it's funny, I promise! DHr,HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,653 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 12/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Will Tell by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco, armed with the knowledge that Hermione will be murdered in the future, must find some way to prevent it. Time travel, action and romance! Nominated at Quill to Parchment, Dangerous Liaisons, He Had it Coming and The Dramione Awards. ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 128,867 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bake Sale by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Complete! Dear Professor Dumbledore, When Fudge cuts your funding, Snape's suggestion may not be the safest to take: especially if it makes the Potions' Master cringe, too. Includes Snape, baffled Death Eaters, and a chocolate cake worth its weight in
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,770 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Inexcusable by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Countless different futures in which Hermione Granger and Lucius Malfoy could form a relationship. Compatibility not included.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,222 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
The Unseemly Proposal by scarlet-sparx reviews
Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,459 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Daddy Dearest by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape is not ready to be a father, and when a onenight stand with 20 year old Hermione Granger results in pregnancy, he refuses to take care of or acknowledge the child. Eleven years later Mathias Granger enters Slytherin house. The fun starts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 310,224 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2635 - Favs: 4,203 - Follows: 1,660 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,126 - Follows: 241 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Wanted Was Some Damn Cereal! by EdwardIsMyLover reviews
Oneshot about a morning at the Cullens. Title says most of it. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in the Manor and Grange by OneHPFanfic reviews
The war is over, Lord Voldemort's side have won, and Hermione Granger has been captured by the death eaters. A familiar widower takes her as his servant and love blooms... But all is not well, for tragedy looms with the rising sun...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,215 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Peonies by sillybella reviews
I return every year to watch the peonies bloom. Bella planted them to remind me of our love. “Because you won’t change me, and someday I’m going to die.” It's been twenty years since I left. Did she have the happy human life I wanted for her? AU E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,024 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 1,618 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 6/14/2007 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Complete
Kingdom Lost by luckei1 reviews
Hermione goes on a forced holiday to Italy after a tragic event in her life. In Pompeii she runs into someone with a tragedy of his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,901 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Spy Who Came in From the Cold by Mystical Witch reviews
A Potions Master, An American Muggle CIA Agent, A School full of children. And Voldemort too! A takeoff on James Bond Stories with a Potter Twist. Please read and review. Chapter 22 is now up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 53,343 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Severus S., OC
Song of Solomon by Temperance Valentine reviews
Draco and Hermione as Lovers, Ancient Magik, Secret Orders, Binding Marks, Enchanted Jewelry, the Holy Grail, Microbrews and Some Good 'Ol Pipeweed. One part romance, a dash of history and a whole lot of drinking. 7thyr, Dumbledores alive, Zabini a girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,637 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
That's Entertainment by ridesandruns reviews
Everyone defines fun differently.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Cyclops - Complete
One Night in the Future Past by Elena George reviews
Hermione is catapulted forward in time!One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Theory by Dying Romance reviews
“I am not a lesbian!” Hermione said, exasperated. “Yes, you are. Just admit it. Millicent would love to have you,” Draco insisted. “I like boys!” He raised an eyebrow. “Prove it by kissing a guy then.” OOC OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 3,754 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Law of Universal Gravitation by Demented Amanuensis reviews
A few years after Voldemort has fallen, Severus and Hermione are a happily married couple. Or are they?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,574 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Time by RossWrock reviews
Now AU, 6th Year, following OoTP. Tired of the way Dumbledore and the Order treat him, and ready to face his destiny, Harry dedicates long hours to muggle and magical training to take the fight to Voldemort for a change. Slight HPGW, not shippy though.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 470,346 - Reviews: 4572 - Favs: 3,955 - Follows: 2,924 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/31/1969 - Harry P.
The Assassins by Natasha Vloyski reviews
A novel-length story following POA and Sirius death in the Ministry. Hermione is kidnapped and held prisoner at Azkaban and Harry's journey starts there. Imaginative, suspenseful and exciting!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,905 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Blasphemous Rumours by Marston Chicklet reviews
During the final battle, Hermione accidentally saves the life of Lucius Malfoy. In order to free himself of the life debt, he finds himself helping her seek revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,408 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Barbie Dolls and Strawberry Jam by Orion in the Sky reviews
Wherein Lucius Malfoy is charged with the care of a young Pansy Parkinson, and he learns just how lucky he is that his only child is a boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Lucius M., Pansy P. - Complete
Circumstance by Libellule reviews
Snape’s position as a spy is compromised when Harry’s life is threatened. The beginnings of a journey together. NOT HBP COMPLIANT ch27 quote: Snape studied him seriously, his black eyes searching Harry’s green ones before saying, “I can do all those thi
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 102,669 - Reviews: 1412 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Property Rights by ridesandruns reviews
Scott and Logan are arguing. Jean's not getting involved.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
A Life Alone by Snuffdragon reviews
Harry learns of the prophecy from Petunia at the age of eight and escapes to the streets when the house is attacked. Trying to hide his true identity, can he live on his own? Full summary inside. Alternate Universe, Independant!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 190,677 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 11/15/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Pity by Bailin D. Mercedes reviews
Imhotep was saved by a goddess, and given a new life. He never expected to fall in love with that goddess. He never expected to go back to Egypt, or fight a Medjai chief. Or to risk his life for the O'Connell boy. But he did all those things. For her.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,415 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/9/2007 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Imhotep - Complete
Potions Master For Sale by Soul Bound 8686 reviews
Hogwarts is holding a Bachelor Auction, and Severus Snape happens to be a bachelor. Not for long if Hermione has anything to say about it... A romantic comedy with healthy doses of angst and smut and, of course, a happy ending.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,147 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/3/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Notes by crockywock reviews
Imagine McGonagall and Snape pinning notes at each other's door. Innocent little notes, to do with everyday business at Hogwarts. Reminders of staff meetings and so forth. Jinxed, of course, so that no student can read them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,186 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/15/2007 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Severus S., Minerva M.
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 3,118 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
First Kisses by AHewlett reviews
As most girls turn to their male best friends for their first kiss, Hermione Granger feeling somewhat inexperienced turns to Celena Lupin for her first kiss. Contains slash and girls kissing, so you have been warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Go With the Tide by Tantz reviews
HPFA Winner of Best JKR Character portrayal, for Severus Snape! Snape retrieves an injured Harry from the Dursleys-- only this time, the damage is more permanent, and Snape is not prepared to be cuddly. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 71,461 - Reviews: 1674 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 12/30/2006 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Furry Matchmaking by septentrion reviews
Crookshanks is not pleased with his mistress' choice of partner, and decides to take things in his own paws. Story nominated for the 2006 OWL awards. Featured story on Ashwinder for May 2007.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Ever Give Logan M'n'Ms by Glastea reviews
A hypothesis on the subject of Logan and M'n'Ms, mixed, and if you add Scott into the mix... pure silliness on a stick.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Cyclops, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
It All Started with a Potion by Captain Traemel reviews
Fluffy postwar story. Ginny Weasley doses Hermione with a love potion, certain that her brother Ron would be the target. When the potion fails to work, Hermione learns how deep her feelings for her snarky professor really are. How does he feel about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,075 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Absolution by Meresankh reviews
A young girl from Thebes, doing what she must to survive, finding more than she could have hoped for, and more than she dreaded for. This story is adult.
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,357 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Imhotep - Complete
How A Few Drinks Can Change Your Life by Maddy-Riddle reviews
Lucius is tired of Narcissa's nagging and decides to go and have a few drinks. Hermione Granger is equally tired of Ron's incessant talk of Quidditch. Can these two former enemies find something interesting to do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Hermione's All That by jenl821 reviews
Loosely based on the film She's All That. Harry makes a bet with Draco that he can turn any girl into the Queen at the Yule Ball. The challenge: Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,661 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 1/6/2004 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Weapon of Atlantis by Luminous Sun reviews
The Governors of Atlantis designed him for conquest, built him as an engine of war, and used as an invincible power. Seven hundred thousand years later, he was sealed away by the four founders of Hogwarts. But after only a thousand years, he was released.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 111,153 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione's New Life by Nynaeve80 reviews
PostWar Hermione is trying to start her new life and she gets a visit from an old friend. HGVK COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 50,194 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Hermione G., Viktor K. - Complete
The Best Year by Raven2k4 reviews
Hermione undergoes a change in thinking and is determined to enjoy her last year to its fullest. Wacky Hijinks and crazyness ensue leading to a list of amusing new rules for her, friendships with Slytherins, and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 48,725 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 2/11/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ask Calus by Hermy Puckle reviews
Ask Calus is The Daily Prophet's new advice columnist and he is sweeping the wizarding world! But who is this mysterious man? Hermione Granger is going to go undercover to find out. Along the way she will make friends, eat cheesecake, and get numb feet! V
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,399 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
The Founding of Pigwarts I: Recipe For Chaos by Heptagon reviews
Take one Golden Trio, add a lonely Ferret, and throw them all together for the night, with lots of alcohol. Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco spend one night at the ruins of Hogwarts, getting drunk and founding a new school. Second part up: Cooking Chaos
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,717 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Happens in Paris by ArieSemir reviews
LMHG: Hermione is stuck in Muggle Paris doing work for the Order when she received an unexpected offer. Well, she isn't having any part of that, thank you very much! But when Lucius is stuck with her, things get a little complicated. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 91,090 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/7/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
A Changed Man by msenterprise reviews
This is the story how one woman changed one man. LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Court Ordered Diet by Surplus Imagination reviews
Events are wrapping up at Privet Drive. 'It's All True, Every Word' is now up. How will Harry finish things with his cousin? Based on a real news story, Dudley Dursley is ordered by the court to lose weight as a part of his punishment for his delinquen
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,347 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 6/13/2005 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Ravin' Raven reviews
Hermione is given to the Beast of Grimmwauld Estate as a sacrifice. But when it becomes apparent that the Beast is not going to eat her, Hermione decides to stay at the castle. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,889 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Latin for Sex Ed by jade reviews
Enraged by the last horrible sex ed at Hogwarts fanfic you read? Want to read something completely different? Or pretty much exactly the same but with a sense of humor? This may be the story for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Complete
Birth Control and Bananas by muzicfan5 reviews
This is my reponse to the PotterPlace Sex Ed at Hogwarts Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Life's a Beach by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione each decide to take a much needed vacation... too bad they end up on the same crowded beach during a heat wave. Hot sand, crashing waves and a tan half naked Draco, need I say more? WARNING: ADULT CONTENT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Observations by Punkindoodle reviews
Someone at a party makes some interesting observations about Draco and Hermione. Have fun guessing who the narrator is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
No Love For Sail by Kerry the Berry reviews
Young Lucius Malfoy goes on a cruise with Muggles and Mudbloods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Lucius M. - Complete
Tolerance by Selah1 reviews
Ginny’s fingers curled into a fist while she tried to control the urge to kill her adoptee. [Lucius Ginny Gen]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Lucius M., Ginny W. - Complete
Love Bond by iisandyii reviews
Harry's the hero of the wizarding world. Hermione's the famous life saving doctor of the muggle world. What happens when love starts off on the wrong track? Read and find out RR please!NOW COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,878 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Adventures by DracoErotica reviews
WARNING: HARDCORE SEXUAL CONTENTEXPLICIT!. MATURE ADULTS ONLY. Threesomes, anal, oral, sex, slash. Hermione is left wanting, until she decides to satiate herself in the Room of Requirement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 186 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9622 - Favs: 12,248 - Follows: 3,502 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Becoming Neville by Jedi Rita reviews
COMPLETE Neville's Gran breaks her hip just after his fifth year at Hogwarts, and he must spend the summer with Harry and Remus. They discover a hidden message in the candy wrappers his mother has been giving him, and begin to uncover the mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,850 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Honour Amongst Thieves by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Mundungus Fletcher provides expert help on Muggle security measures for a theft of the Crown Jewels. Unfortunately, with Dung there’s no guarantee things will go smoothly ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Mundungus F., Kingsley S. - Complete
Walk in my shoes by SSC reviews
Harry Potter is stuck in the body of our favorite Dark Lord. Voldemort becomes the BoyWhoLived. Will they manage to live eachother's lives until a solution is found? Ignores HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,921 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Window to the Soul by LooneyLoopeyLupin reviews
When Harry is only six years old something happens to him that gives his aunt and uncle the perfect excuse to get rid of him. Nine years later he is found...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 88,291 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Forever Ago by crookshanks87 reviews
A complete time travel story. Memory loss and the Maruaders. Sirius, Severus, and secrets. Harry meets the Maruaders sending him on a journey so he can finally find peace once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,774 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 1/23/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Price of Glory by tiberius1 reviews
Draco cheated on Hermione, and Lucius invoked an arcane wizard law that left her life in shambles. Can she reconcile what Lucius has done and reaccept him as her lover or will she run forever from the intrigue and deceit that comes with being a Malfoy? Ep
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,872 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Repercussions of War by Dream4 reviews
{WIP} At the finial stages of the war, Lucius Malfoy betrayed his Master. Several months later Hermione runs into Lucius Malfoy at the Leaky Caldron and things intensify from there. (LMHG) Fixed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Pink by supertighthugs reviews
Follow up to 'So Called Protection' but also a story on its own Tonks and Lucius have a chat about her mum and things forgotten
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,062 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Lucius M., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the power the Dark Lord knows not by poenix-child-mina reviews
Harry tired of the pain and misery decides that it´s time to leave the protection of privet drive. But as he´s leaving he gets the surprise of a lifetime.NOT SLASH!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,314 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Evanescent Memory by Dragon Fire10 reviews
HBP spoilers! She stood there. In one hand the unexplained picture, in the other the letter Dumbledore left...the letter that lead her to the cabin and the mirror...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,582 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prime Minister of England by ladylaughalot reviews
A oneshot that was supposed to be the first chapter of my version of year 7. Title says it all really. Couldn't finish it but couldn't resist posting either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony by Slinky-and-the-BloodyWands reviews
Harry Potter arrives at school to find the students nude. Where are their clothes? Why are the Houses getting along better? What does Hermione and Snape have to do with the nudity? Well, read it and find out! Hints of HrGSS, but mostly just nudity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,558 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2297 - Favs: 1,593 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Impractical Heroics by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Harry has a plan. He also has a concussion and a close encounter of the Slytherin kind. This will not end well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/10/2006 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Harry P.
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by MamaWeasley reviews
All eligible witches and wizards are required to adopt a child. Forced to make hasty decisions, several people choose children who will change their outlook on life forever. Response to the Adoption Act Challenge on WIKTT. SSHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,496 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Redemption by tiberius1 reviews
Lucius has finally realized the Dark Lord has been spinning nothing but lies. Unfortunately, it took him losing his family to realize this. Now, he is trying to atone for his sins. Will anyone trust him? Will anyone help him regain his place in society?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,580 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Halimahotep by Draguna Doragon reviews
evie is a reincarnated princess, Rick and Alex are Med Jai in some way. so what is Evie's second child? her daughter has a very special name from her very real past life. so another of the family is a reincarnated...Priestess? and what heppens when Osiris
Mummy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,007 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 3/5/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Imhotep
Dobby's Cunning Scheme by Gannet reviews
Why are the HouseElves so subservient? Is there even a remote chance that they should not be so any more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Tartan Shirt by Merry1978 reviews
ICQ can be very useful sometimes. Are you always sure you know whom you are talking to? Hermione Granger and...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
In the Rain by Dragon Fire10 reviews
Hermione's world turns upside down when she runs into Lucius at Grimmauld Place. Loyalties are tested...and Lucius must figure out why he is drawn to a girl that is everything he always hated. MIICHAN IF YOU WANT TO FLAME SIGN IN SO I CAN RESPOND...IT IS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,817 - Reviews: 1064 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Did What! by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. [Third and final story from the 'Where in the World is Harry Potter' trilogy] No one is safe when Harry happens. Not the living relatives, not the dead ones. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,965 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 1/27/2006 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Harry P. - Complete
Misfortune of a Weasley by SerpentClara reviews
Ron and Hermione's tragic breakup. An enraged Hermione decides to give her insensitive boyfriend a lesson. A certain Death Eater witnesses the scene and, impressed by her ruthlessness, offers to help her get revenge. LM/HG dark comedy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/21/2006 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Ron W. - Complete
Tangled Up In You by Gianna Reede reviews
Hermione is stuck in her boring monotonous life. One horribly boring day makes her realize she needs a little fun in her life. And you'll never believe who gives it to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,160 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/16/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
To Regain Glory by tiberius1 reviews
Lucius Malfoy, patriarch of a dysfunctional family, tries to regain what he had before the war. Unfortunately, Draco’s goals do not match his, and he does everything in his power to mould his son into the ideal pureblood. Is it too little, too late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,639 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Absolutely Not by PD Boggart reviews
Dumbledore decides everyone should have a go at 'string walkie talkies.' Snape and Harry, but mostly Snape, are none too pleased at the prospect of being guinea pigs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Family Night by Celebony reviews
As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he'll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,312 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 3,567 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 1/6/2006 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Snape turns Draco into a ferret for his own protection. He would've been safer with the Dark Lord. HD. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,356 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Guardians of Power by teacherbev reviews
Nominated for best action adventure at Quills! After being ambushed and kidnapped, Harry and Snape escape... Snape becomes a mentor. No SLASH. AU story starts in the middle of Harry's 5th year. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available on author's homepage!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 170,166 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,877 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 12/5/2005 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
My Apologies, My Darling by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Lucius relates exactly what has been going on all these years. Hermione is very scared. Practically a parody. LMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/20/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Seen and Forseen by Bagge reviews
An Umbridgebashing fic. Professor Trelawney is about to be sacked by the High Inquisitor, but refuses to leave. And a seer can be very tricky to nail down...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Dolores U., Sybill T. - Complete
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
The Doom of Dolores Umbridge by Natsudori Lina reviews
When the Daily Prophet leaks that Umbridge hasn't quite gotten the punishment she deserves, McGonagall and Trelawney take matters into their own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Complete
25 Dates by Avery Goodun reviews
Complete! Hermione's grandmother came to Hogwarts to take care of her. Written as a series of drabbles. Part XII: Sweet Circe!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 12,043 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/16/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Author Gal reviews
There is only one thing worse than having a baby, and that’s having a Malfoy Baby. Pansy learns exactly what it takes to prepare for an heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
On Her Majesty's More Secret, Secret Service by Unitarian Jihadist reviews
Agent 007, James Bond, receives assistance from another agent with highly unusual talents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Complete
Tagging along with the Twins by phantomduck reviews
Studying late one night Harry and Ron catch Fred and George leaving the common room to go on a midnight adventure, rather then be annoyed at their little brother tagging along the twins actually warm to the idea of their younger sibling joining them. comp
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,678 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2005 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
It all started with a Diary by Lila Berylla reviews
Pansy and Malfoy break up and no one knows why. When Malfoy 'gives' Hermione Pansy's diary she decides to find out why and EVERYTHING begins to change. Eventually HGDM. Includes Ferrets with crushes, catfights, hairdye, beer, and potato salad.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,646 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Wedding of the Century by Starlight623 reviews
Harry and Hermione just want a simple wedding. Too bad no one they know is going to agree to that. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,802 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Changes by procyonblack reviews
Why is Harry's appearance changing, and why does his hair turn greasy so quickly? The Gryffindors are puzzled, but will Snape face up to facts? And will Harry? Severitus, emotioncentred, subtle parody. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 70,303 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 3/31/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Many Meetings by MagickAlianne reviews
Eleven year old Hermione Granger meets a strangely dressed greasy haired rude man while on a family vacation in Rome. How will they both react when they become nextdoorneighbors? Follows Hermione through all 7 years at Hogwarts! Friendship, Humor, Drama,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,192 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 2,289 - Follows: 259 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Bitter Taste by Just A Penniless Writer reviews
Draco's thoughts over the course of his father's relationship with his classmate. Oneshot. LMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Mandatory Alliance by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A mandatory correspondence with a foreign wizarding school and a chance encounter with two Gryffindors start a chain of events that leaves Draco Malfoy reaching an inevitable conclusion: he is madly in love with Hermione Granger. HG/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,078 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Kicking For Madness by Raine Lionheart reviews
[AU] Draco and Lucius Malfoy sit behind Harry and Hermione at the Quidditch World Cup. Being Malfoys, they just have to grab this one by the horns. Unfortunately, they seem to forget that Hermione Granger is the top of her year... Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/31/2005 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
A Malfoy's Daughter by shy-n-great reviews
A follow on one-shot from Life After The Happy Ending. This is the result of a challenge from Peanuts107. Lucius is not happy about his daughter becoming a young lady and no boy is allowed near her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
HandMeDown Clothes by Quillitch reviews
AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 1,253 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 10/18/2002 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Don't Drop the Soap by Two-Idiots reviews
A look at Lucius in prison. Yeah, that pretty much speaks for itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Lucius M., Hermione G.
The babysitter by stickleyhunter reviews
One shot. HGSS Snape needs a sitter so he can take his wife out for their anniversary. Albus suggests Hermione Granger. When he starts to become attracted to the girl, he mentally debates about what he should do. Humorous story about lust. Complete PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Meeting Of The Minds by Helga Von Nutwimple reviews
With the Order's safety hanging on the whim of a lovesick Ron, Snape calls his bluff... and Hermione calls his. Loosely based on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,389 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,080 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Top Seven Reasons Lucius is Balding by Sniffles 55 reviews
Hair plugs, a house elf for a daughter-in-law, Severus forgetting his birthday? Poor, Poor Lucius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Lucius M. - Complete
Blood Prince by ShadeDancer reviews
The Dursley's did what they always wanted to and got rid of Harry, but someone else found the boywholived and took him to raise as their own, Mafia King Manuel Darkov. Dumbledore won't be expecting this Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,457 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 3,130 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 12/22/2004 - Published: 11/16/2004 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Over And Over by Sarmoti reviews
Hermione discovers a new side of Lucius Malfoy, but can he find that side of himself before it's too late? Lucius/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,578 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Courting by shdgshipper reviews
How Hermione and Severus began their 'courtship.' Short and sweet, oneshot. Revised 10-15-04 (thanks GeekGoddess1!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete