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Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, Harry Potter, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Favorite quotes:

"Fight the FARIES!" Dean Whinchester Supernatural

Master Sergeant Fuery, during your last physical it was discovered you have Athletes Foot, and we now believe it is affecting your brain.
Riza Hawkeye (FullMetal Alchemist)

Sokka: Now, men, it’s important that you show no fear when you face a firebender. In the Water Tribe, we fight to the last man standing. For without courage, how can we call ourselves men? Little boy: I gotta pee. Sokka: Listen. Until your fathers return from the war, they’re counting on you to be the men of the tribe. And that means no potty breaks!(Avatar: The Last Airbender)

We just witnessed a classic example of what I call miss directed rage, I believe the technical term is being an ass.
Sohma Shigure (Fruits Basket)

Come on, this is contest of freaks, and I’m as normal as they come.
Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

From this point on, all you opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

For me see apples are like ciggerets and liquor for humans if i dont my body goes in withdrawal.
What are the symptons?
My body twists and i look realy creepy.
You already do look kinda creepy
thanks a lot light……
don’t mention it.
Ryuk and Yagami Raito (Death Note)

Dog, huh? I LOVE DOGS!
Kain Fuery: Really? You mean it?!
OF COURSE! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their master’s commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don’t complain and they never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they’re the great servants of man! (sings) LOYAL CANINE, HOW WE SALUTE THEE!.
Roy Mustang and Kain Fuery (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Edward Elric: I said get down on the ground!
Russell Tringham : What? So we can see eye to eye
(Fullmetal Alchemist)

Human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return, to obtain something of equal value must be lost that is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. in those days we really believed that to be the worlds one and only truth - Alphonse Elric Fullmetal Alchemist

If I were the rain that bind together the earth and sky, who in all eternity will never mingle, would I be able to bind the hearts of people together?
Inoue Orihime (Bleach)

No matter what happens, I’ll keep on moving. Until this life runs out of me, I’ll keep on walking.
Allen Walker (D.Gray-man)

Move forward. You have a good strong pair of legs get up and use them - Edward Elric Fullmetal Alchemist

"I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an emeny kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He thin asked Kandora for power! And then-!" - Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

"Would you like to see my daughter? I have some pictures right here!" - Maes Hughes (Full Metal Alchemist)

"My right hand is the judgement of god!" - Scar (Full Metal Alchemist)

"Babies aren't born after just 5 months!" - Riza Hawkeye (Full Metal Alchemist)

"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces." - Alphonse Elric (Full-Metal Alchemist)

High school girls! High school girls! All for me! High school! - Shigure Sohma Fruits Basket

I am writing my first story as Harry Potter as an Elf a Snow Elf and i have a pic of what harry will look like i will put this in the authors note as well please look at the pic and harry may look like a girlish but hes a dude. heres the link:


Bold ones apply to me

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (IT CAN BE DONE!!!)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (the shoes looked the same)
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on.
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it.
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa ( in public to the merry go round in the zoo :D it was fun)
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence ( like five times )
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (you would not BEGIN to believe how bored I was)
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (Yes but they thought we were high and we were only in grade six it was hilarious)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. ( i still don't know why why is it there? )

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it ( I have one right now my dad warned my and now my lips are swollen )


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

1. Write the name of someone of the opposite sex

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)


1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you


Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are


3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to


S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your


5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Stereotypes Suck: Copy and paste into your profile, then bold the ones that apply to you.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed

. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (okay not STRAIGHT A's but a lot of them)

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (i'm not a vegatarian cause i love animals its because i hate plants.)

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. (what does this even mean?)

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. (well half goth if thats possible)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (Err... no comment)

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.


I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (...GOD NOOOOOH)

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (the carbon tax...seriously?)

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a t-shirt that barely covers anything? Isn't it funny that you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isn't it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone

Are you laughing?

Isn't it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isn't it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing

Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isn't it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS

Keep on laughing

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life

without knowing her situation with her friends

or her family

or her LIFE


Keep on laughing If you didn't laugh at this then put this on your profile

You Know You're an Author If

1.You talk to yourself a lot. "Hmm, what would happen if Edward Elric was royalty? What would happen if Alphonse Elric was best buds with Harry Potter/Naruto? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!" (Done it. While laughing/cackling.)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. "Why do I constantly ask myself random things?" (Yes. I actually have.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. "Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean take out someone's liver?" (Yes)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say. "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..." (Yes, I'm very wise.)

You live off of sugar and caffeine. (Yes i love caffeine and would die without sugar! im a very hyper person.)

You've ever stuck a big word into a sentance after a dumb word. "High school is so, like, totally daunting." (i dont usually use big words because i confuse my friends so i have to dumb down my vocabulary hehe.)

Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story. (Yes this has happened i nearly went crazy and ended up stealing my mom's and sisters)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (yes i do disappear off the face of the earth. use to go on face book every day then stop going on only like one every five months for a year now im on it every day.)

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (yes this is usually what happens i usually lose my train of thought and just try and see how long i can make a message well still making the sentences make sence also sometimes i just write messages for that reason alone.)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (i never adress the point i usually forget it two sentences in anyway)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (Um... i find all the pens and pencils i can around the house now there all in my room)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Yup i always have something to write with computer, ipod, pencil/pen and paper)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (to of my have fallen off. and well my mouse pad and button have been so worn theyve changed from silver to complete white.)

People think you have A.D.D. (i have been tested for A.D.D at school and turns out i do have A.D.D.)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (it is cool you get to be hyper and your mind strays to all the fanfics you can think of oh the fun!)

You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out. (i have to bite my tongue in class because my teacher miss pronouces almost every word to her 'I think' is "i tink".)

You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel. (all the time.)

That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did. (not even finished of mine yet and it was started in september.)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (yes people get very annoyed)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for nyes o "apparent" reason. (All the time... All the time...)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (every one still looks at me funny but only when i dance, sing, or talk to myself randomly with nothing to motivate it and i mean nothing i was just sitting there one day looking at the computer thinking about a new fanfic about harry potter and vladimir tod when i randomly started singing daisy daisy and thats when i realized had finally lost the last bit of sanity that im pretty sure i never had.)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (i am now never before but now i am because of our new teacher! ugh)

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Fork It Over by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
Little vampire Harry, along with his Sire Demetri, are about to really shake things up in Forks. Oh the adventures Harry will have.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,775 - Reviews: 1819 - Favs: 3,662 - Follows: 3,562 - Updated: 7/3/2016 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Demetri - Complete
The Living, The Dead, and The Shinobi by Killerbee77 reviews
After fighting to the death against Sasuke, Naruto ends up in a world plagued by a virus that makes the dead come back to life and fed off of the living. With only half his chakra and someone to look after, can he survive in this hostile world.
Crossover - Naruto & Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,389 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Naruto U., Amy
Lacrimosa by Honda Natsuka reviews
When ten year old Ed's mother and brother die, Ed is sent to live with his cousin in Japan. Can Tamaki help show Ed kindness? Summary may change. Title change from 'Edward Suoh' to 'Lacrimosa'.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Edward E., Tamaki S.
As Natural As They Come by NoitavlasCross reviews
Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin took Harry Potter away from a manipulative old fool and the dangers of the Wizarding World to the wonderful tranquil country of Japan. Living as a high-class businessman, Sirius enrolled his godson to Ouran.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,731 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 1,174 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Harry P.
Vladimir Tod Goes to Hogwarts by Alisia723 reviews
When Vlad got his letter, was he expecting a simple first year at Hogwarts? Well, that's certainly not what he got. With hiding his identity more crucial than ever and new enemies around every corner, how is he going to have time to deal with exams? (Re- write in progress) Chapter 2 reload complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Harry P., Vladimir Tod
Not Another Fantasy AU! by Artemis Day reviews
In a magical land far, far away, lives an irritable elf and his merman friend. Well, actually it's just Edward Elric and Tamaki Suoh, but they ARE an elf and a merman in this story! Also featuring L from Death Note as a centaur. Semi-crack GiftFic.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Edward E., Tamaki S. - Complete
The Harry Potter Fan's Song by Dr. Platypus reviews
I am the very model of a major Harry Potter fan.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Metal Men by BandGeek99 reviews
Hiccup has more in common with the town's doctor than he realizes. No pairings, drabble-ish. Spoilers for end of anime kinda and movie.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Edward E., Hiccup
Revenge is Best Served Cold by Heven reviews
Harry potter is an elf, he is also the youngest of triplets but is ignored and abused by his parents. he runs away finding a new life, family and eventually love .. dm/hp plus others slash AU please read past chapters 1 to 5 I am rewriting them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry of the twilight by IoriTenshi reviews
When abandoned by his relatives while on vacation Harry ia attacked by a rogue vampire and saved by the wolves. He is then taken in by the Cullens. Semi Magic Harry. Harry/Leah
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Harry P., Leah
Moon Child by Myene reviews
Everyone allways thinks Severus' child will be brilliant. But what will Severus do when his child has a serious learning disability?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,848 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
Big Brother Danny by MarkPhantom reviews
When Danny,Tucker and Sam befriend the new kid at school Danny becomes emotionally attached after he learns of his new friend's troubled and tragic past and present as well as discovering the ghost boy is his hero and adopts him as a little brother. R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,892 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
Trouble on Privet Drive by Sukura reviews
Harry has returned to the Dursley's after the fourth year at Hogwart. Everything seems normal until he meets Dentley Dursley, Dudley's older brother. Problem is, Dudley doesn't have an older brother.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/15/2002
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The Last Snow Child: Immortal Child reviews
On that fateful Halloween night laying in that crib was not Harry James Potter, but Azure Neeves Haenae the last Snow Elf. The prince must live in hiding with Snape. When two sides based on evil intentions want the young elf what is he to do? HIATUS! Might re-write
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Harry P.
All to Myself reviews
All songs in story are by Marianna's trench! Okay, so Sirius Black had a son named Dakota, What if Dakota became a world known rock star? Now this rockstar has to dodge paparazzi, crazy fans, and death eaters. OC/Hermione HIATUS! Re-write in process
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Hermione G., OC
Poor little Ed reviews
Ed got Auto-mail at age 6. now he has to live with his brother Tamaki and what happens when a overly fearful mute boy meets the host club you have to read.DEAD STORY! UP FOR ADOPTION! Please adopt it i dont want a good story gone to waste
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward E., Tamaki S.