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Author has written 10 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Vocaloid, Kingdom Hearts, and Portal.
Name: Vendetta- But call me Ven or Ninja Ven. Why? Very funny orchestra incident involving me running in a very long back dress and, while holding my violen, twisting my legs around and jumping onstage. Needless to say- I have never lived it down.
Location: on teh ceiling. No, seriously- look up.
Sanity: ... Questionable... most friends say I am downright insane...
Age: Does it matter? I mean, I get everything from 12 to 19 when people guess. Although... The whole twelve thing was a simple misunderstanding on behalf of the guy. (it wasn't helping me that KAM, and my friends Lyssa, Jess, Mary, and Lauran-san as well as myself were getting ice cream and some random guy thought I was the younger sister of this girl he was apparently crushing on. It was actually the girl running the stand, poor thing was so embarressed because the guy thought she was 10 years younger rather than the 5 years she was. (Turned out the sister was older than the guy thought she was! I talk to her a lot these days, she works on-campus) I think he was supposed to convince to stop enlisting in the army. He was quite shocked when I told him my realish age. I simply stood up and said. "I am 23, dumbass. That means I can go into the army if I want to." Thankfully, he apologized, and even paid for my ice cream!
Sadly, I am not 23. I am 21. (Zack VS Cloud)
Apperance: Blonde, taller then Cloud Strife, (sadly) shorter then Sephiroth, hazelish eyes, (wish they were purple) Almost always wearing my orange bandana/scarf thing that I cover one of my eyes with for fun, and of course, my awesome purple hair streaks.
Favorite Color: Majurple. Just DON'T ASK.
OMFG- Dissidia Duodecium!!!!
Did you know you can get shirts custom made? I now own one that says iNinja. But if you have met me, than you would already know this as fact. I am to hyper for my own good, and pulled off several anime moments.
KAM: Hi! I am KAM, Ven and I became friends over mindless kingdom hearts rants. I swear, no one at our school plays any good games these days, oh how far have we fallen... to think that gamers think an RPG means battles between mutant stuffed animals in between mindless dialouge and poor graphics. Alas, they never were introduced to sqeenix before their minds were corrupted by shooter games. I am around 5' 8, so I am technically shorter than Cloud. I am slightly younger then Ven, not nearly as insane, but I have my times. I really want to publish my original series one day, I might get around to it if Ven got up her lazy ass more often and helped, but to no matter.
I actually own a copy of Crisis Core now!
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Favorite Quotes: OF my own making.
“STAND BACK!!! I have a bow and arrow- And I have absolutely no idea how to use it!”
“And what exactly made you think this would be a good idea?”
“If the lands was virgin, who the hell popped it’s cherry?”
“The oceans hungry whores! O_O; I guess we have our answer…”
“See that shark? It go NOM! On YOU!”
“And then she went on to explain how to kill someone with coconuts!”
“BUTT-SHAFT! Holy shit! Mercutio is raping Tybalt in his wet dreams!?! WTF!?!”
“There are normally two instinctive human responses for crisis situations- the fight or flight one. I have three. Fight, flight, or screw up royally.”
“I think I was eaten by a monster, died inside it’s stomach, was regurgitated and subsequently revived.”
“I had the oddest dream last night.”
“I woke up and you were dead. Best dream ever.”
“And then… Sephy went insane and killed everyone!”
"I'm going to kill something, and it's probably going to be you!"
"OMG, Vinnie turkey! I wanna go nom on him!"
"Are you ready?"
"92% of the teenage population would die if A&F said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. I would be standing over watching the chaos with amusement"
"Ipods- Gifts. From. God."
"I have come to a disturbing revelation."
"Didn't I tell you not to call me M'am? My dick is bigger and hairier than yours."
"I have learned that our pathetic human existance revolves around looking foward to something else. We look towards thursday because the day after that is friday, but we look towards Friday because then it is the weekand. I find it sad we look foward to a day to look foward to another day, because then we look foward to the weekand."
"Chaos is OMEGA's bitch. Of course it's a woman."
"A... B... C... Q... 7... Eleventy... SON OF A BITCH!"
“KAM, my muse is a cranky old man. He does what he wants, when he wants, and bangs my head with a cane if I don’t listen. Sometimes he leaks things he and I don’t really approve of, and he sleeps too much. He is always complaining about young’uns messing around with his things, and always wants chocolate pudding on bingo night. Fetch him his pudding, KAM.”
I have a very important messege to you all. I have lost the game.
Mah Stories, both written and planning:
What We Used to Be
Daughter of the Crossfire
PICS: Yeppers, I draw. Maybe not that good, but meh.
Genesis and Serafina looking rather sad... D:
What a Mess!
An Angel's Opinion
Turn Back the Clock
Beneath Falling Skies
The Disappearance of Helena Turret
Thanks for the Memories
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