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Joined 12-26-10, id: 2672950, Profile Updated: 12-04-11
Author has written 10 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Dissidia: Final Fantasy, Vocaloid, Kingdom Hearts, and Portal.

Name: Vendetta- But call me Ven or Ninja Ven. Why? Very funny orchestra incident involving me running in a very long back dress and, while holding my violen, twisting my legs around and jumping onstage. Needless to say- I have never lived it down.

Location: on teh ceiling. No, seriously- look up.

Sanity: ... Questionable... most friends say I am downright insane...

Age: Does it matter? I mean, I get everything from 12 to 19 when people guess. Although... The whole twelve thing was a simple misunderstanding on behalf of the guy. (it wasn't helping me that KAM, and my friends Lyssa, Jess, Mary, and Lauran-san as well as myself were getting ice cream and some random guy thought I was the younger sister of this girl he was apparently crushing on. It was actually the girl running the stand, poor thing was so embarressed because the guy thought she was 10 years younger rather than the 5 years she was. (Turned out the sister was older than the guy thought she was! I talk to her a lot these days, she works on-campus) I think he was supposed to convince to stop enlisting in the army. He was quite shocked when I told him my realish age. I simply stood up and said. "I am 23, dumbass. That means I can go into the army if I want to." Thankfully, he apologized, and even paid for my ice cream!

Sadly, I am not 23. I am 21. (Zack VS Cloud)

Apperance: Blonde, taller then Cloud Strife, (sadly) shorter then Sephiroth, hazelish eyes, (wish they were purple) Almost always wearing my orange bandana/scarf thing that I cover one of my eyes with for fun, and of course, my awesome purple hair streaks.

Favorite Color: Majurple. Just DON'T ASK.

OMFG- Dissidia Duodecium!!!!

Did you know you can get shirts custom made? I now own one that says iNinja. But if you have met me, than you would already know this as fact. I am to hyper for my own good, and pulled off several anime moments.

KAM: Hi! I am KAM, Ven and I became friends over mindless kingdom hearts rants. I swear, no one at our school plays any good games these days, oh how far have we fallen... to think that gamers think an RPG means battles between mutant stuffed animals in between mindless dialouge and poor graphics. Alas, they never were introduced to sqeenix before their minds were corrupted by shooter games. I am around 5' 8, so I am technically shorter than Cloud. I am slightly younger then Ven, not nearly as insane, but I have my times. I really want to publish my original series one day, I might get around to it if Ven got up her lazy ass more often and helped, but to no matter.

I actually own a copy of Crisis Core now!

COPY AND PASTE IF YOU AGREE WITH THIS!
"If thou writer loves thy pairing, then thou shoudth not give a FUCKTH what people sayth until they readth and loveth thy pairing as much as thou."

Favorite Quotes: OF my own making.

“STAND BACK!!! I have a bow and arrow- And I have absolutely no idea how to use it!”

“And what exactly made you think this would be a good idea?”
“The Voices.”
“Ah. Makes sense.”

“If the lands was virgin, who the hell popped it’s cherry?”

“The oceans hungry whores! O_O; I guess we have our answer…”

“See that shark? It go NOM! On YOU!”

“Holy shit!”
“What?”
“My Shadow! It’s evil!”

“And then she went on to explain how to kill someone with coconuts!”
“….I did this in my sleep?”

“BUTT-SHAFT! Holy shit! Mercutio is raping Tybalt in his wet dreams!?! WTF!?!”

“OMFGBBQQUIZLET! CHICKEN!”
“Ven, that, there is a T-Rex.”
“This is most likely an ancestor of the chicken, as scientists are currently discovering.”

“There are normally two instinctive human responses for crisis situations- the fight or flight one. I have three. Fight, flight, or screw up royally.”

“I think I was eaten by a monster, died inside it’s stomach, was regurgitated and subsequently revived.”
“And your point is?”
“I think I was better off dead!”

“I had the oddest dream last night.”
“Oh?”
"Our P.E. teacher told me I needed to return to the Mother ship. Then I got attacked by ninjas, but went all ‘I’m Flippy from Happy Tree Friends Biatch’ Then some weird stalker guy showed up and killed me Sephy style, but I didn’t die, I got up and sliced him in two. It was odd.”
“…. What gave you that impression?”

“I woke up and you were dead. Best dream ever.”

“And then… Sephy went insane and killed everyone!”
“…..Doesn’t that make him evil?”
“Neh, he had a telepathic Alien bitch-mom named Jenova telling him to destroy the world. And I am pretty sure she promised revenge on the ones who tortured him and told him to kill his biffles.”
“….If this is true, why not just kill Jenova?”
“…… Because that’s not as fun.”

"I'm going to kill something, and it's probably going to be you!"

"OMG, Vinnie turkey! I wanna go nom on him!"

"Are you ready?"
"No, when it comes to you, I am never ready!"

"92% of the teenage population would die if A&F said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. I would be standing over watching the chaos with amusement"

"Ipods- Gifts. From. God."

"I have come to a disturbing revelation."
"And this is?"
"All the good men in the world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters."
"That's a very good point, but I blame our all to high expectations in men on Disney."
"Agreed."

"Didn't I tell you not to call me M'am? My dick is bigger and hairier than yours."
"I suppose, in an odd half-truth. Yours just goes the other way, sis."

"I have learned that our pathetic human existance revolves around looking foward to something else. We look towards thursday because the day after that is friday, but we look towards Friday because then it is the weekand. I find it sad we look foward to a day to look foward to another day, because then we look foward to the weekand."
-Sophie, I love you.

"Chaos is OMEGA's bitch. Of course it's a woman."
-Jax Blair

"A... B... C... Q... 7... Eleventy... SON OF A BITCH!"

“KAM, my muse is a cranky old man. He does what he wants, when he wants, and bangs my head with a cane if I don’t listen. Sometimes he leaks things he and I don’t really approve of, and he sleeps too much. He is always complaining about young’uns messing around with his things, and always wants chocolate pudding on bingo night. Fetch him his pudding, KAM.”

I have a very important messege to you all. I have lost the game.

Mah Stories, both written and planning:

What We Used to Be
Hiatus. T.T

Daughter of the Crossfire
I have big plans for this baby.

PICS: Yeppers, I draw. Maybe not that good, but meh.

Genesis and Serafina looking rather sad... D:

What a Mess!
Okay, prompts, please? I need the help!

An Angel's Opinion
HELL YA!!! Prishiroth!

Turn Back the Clock
I was watching NCIS when this thought occured to me. It haunted me until I wrote it.

KAM's Stories

Kingdom Hearts

Beneath Falling Skies
I'll update when I have the time! AU! So kiss canon GOODBYE!

Portal

The Disappearance of Helena Turret
The story of the Oracle Turret. I cried a bit when I wrote this. It became a monster of a one-shot.
Summary: "It's been awhile, Mrs. I know you don't remember me, but I remember you. My mission is to make sure you remember, so even if I die... I want you to be happy again." Caroline/Cave. No other real pairings. Told from by 'Oracle Turret', named Helena in this fic.

Thanks for the Memories
A second prequel of sorts for ‘Corruption Garden’, I made a little one-shot about GLaDOS dealing with her grief for Helena, before discovering things were not as they seemed.
Summary: …Even if they weren’t so great. GLaDOS, in dealing with Helena’s death, downloads the memories of the dead woman into her mainframe, and is stuck with the guilt for everything that happened in Aperture. Until, of course, she discovers the last will and testament of Helena Turret.

Corruption Garden
GLaDOS and a few others are out for revenge against Black Mesa for completely destroying their lives. A sequal to Disappearance and Memories, but more of my take of Portal 3. XD
Summary: Umm... Hard to describe right now. I'm working on it, though.

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The Path We Choose by Carrie88 reviews
AU: What if Sephiroth hadn't lost his mind in Nibelheim? Sephiroth leaves ShinRa, joins Genesis, and Tifa is along for the ride after Nibelheim burns. Their mission:destroy ShinRa. Eventual Sephiroth/Tifa.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 281,650 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Tifa L., Sephiroth - Complete
Green Dreams by I-Mushi reviews
Cloud has suffered and asked for forgiveness, but Aeris knows she alone cannot give him it. He must find that forgiveness and peace where it began, back at SOLDIER. SephirothxCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 281,007 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 2,951 - Updated: 9/3/2015 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Cloud S., Reno, Sephiroth, Zack F.
The Little Guy by Toki Mirage reviews
The last thing Cloud wants, when given the chance, is to do it all over again. Instead, he chooses the normal life. After all, a Janitor could never save the world. But... well, it all starts with the General's coffee machine. TimeTravel C/S domCloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 115,243 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,528 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Slumbering Mountains by mihoyonagi reviews
Free will is but an illusion to him, an ideal that taunts him endlessly and eats away at his sanity. But a single flower, blooming despite the darkness, may just be enough to pull him from the brink of ruin, even if he plucked it for the wrong reasons.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 104,312 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
Waking from Nightmares by Alma Heart reviews
Vincent's past haunts him and he is forever regretful of his actions with Lucrecia. But his past also forever dictated another's fate...Sephiroth refused to die after AC and so clings to life, wounded and sick. Will Vincent let Lucrecia's son die again?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,207 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Vincent V., Sephiroth
The Deal by BloodyWar2411 reviews
Alternate Universe. Time is running out for empath Cloud Strife, for the deal he made all those years ago is finally coming to a close. His end remains unfulfilled, and as time goes on, it seems as though nothing can save him. Sephiroth/Cloud.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 140,703 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sephiroth, Cloud S. - Complete
Sacrifice by Carrie88 reviews
Sephiroth's obsession with Tifa started 17 years ago. He finally has leverage to force her to come to him willingly, but will he ever break her spirit? Tifa/Sephiroth; mild Tifa/Genesis Rated for language and adult content.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 149,010 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sephiroth, Tifa L. - Complete
Invisible M by Tobirion reviews
Cloud inherits the house of his dreams after his Great-Uncle Hojo dies, and he thinks that finally, things might be looking up. It's too bad that he's not the only one inhabiting the mansion. ASGZC. **title changed momentarily-not permanent!**
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 110,393 - Reviews: 2210 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,696 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Sephiroth, Cloud S.
The Fifth Act by Sinnatious reviews
Cloud has an accident with a Time materia. There are people to save, and for that, some people need to die.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 38 - Words: 169,887 - Reviews: 2568 - Favs: 4,241 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 9/15/2010 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Cloud S., Sephiroth - Complete
Unspoken by mihoyonagi reviews
Actions speak louder than words, but without a voice, can the words inside you speak louder than those actions? A tale of unexpected friendship, struggle, love, and everything that goes with it. AerithSeph. Post Meteor, started before AC.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 143,473 - Reviews: 916 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Sephiroth, Aerith G. - Complete
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The Disappearance of Oracle Turret reviews
"It's been awhile, Mrs. I know you don't remember me, but I remember you. My mission is to make sure you remember, so even if I die... I want you to be happy again." Caroline/Cave. No other real pairings. Told from by 'Oracle Turret', named Helena here.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,959 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Oracle Turret, GLaDOS
What a Mess! reviews
Hojo decides to screw with Sephiroth's age in a experiment. It is Zack and Cloud who have to suffer with the fallout of the once esteemed General. Stupid Hojo and his Hojo-ness! Rated T for language! Child!Kitten!Sephiroth.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Zack F., Sephiroth
Daughter of the Crossfire reviews
Sephiroth was born as a girl, but Hojo refused to give up the project. Warning: Femme!Seph, Femme!Cloud, and many pairings, staring SephXGen. R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,238 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Sephiroth, Genesis R.
Turn Back the Clock reviews
It's been done a million times, but who would ever send Tifa Lockhart back to stop the end? "This time Cloud… I'll protect you." Time-Travel fic- TifaXSeph, CloudXZackXAeris, hints of Cloti, Clack and Vinti, with a side serving of Yuffentine.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,037 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Tifa L., Sephiroth
Beneath Falling Skies
True summary inside, but it's a apocolyptic AU where the Keyblade WIELDERs are humanities last hope, but with pasts as screwed up as can be, could they ever truely work together? Romance and screw-ups galore. FF7, 8, 10 13, and more. R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,908 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2011
Voyakiloid: Failures Unite! reviews
The so-called failed Vocaloids get together. Hell ensues. "Uh…. Annie? What exactly are you planning?" "Why, our revenge, of course." T cuz I am paranoid. And cuz Dell has quite the dirty mouth.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,656 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Haku Y., Dell H.
An Angel's Opinion reviews
Drabbles concerning Sephiroth's thoughts on the other characters. No, Sephiroth could not suppose that this "Prishe" was the first girl to ever try to win his heart, but perhaps she was the first to ever actually succeed.
Dissidia: Final Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sephiroth
What We Used To Be reviews
Angeal and Genesis have come to Midgar to become SOLDIER. Who would have thought that it would end so badly? And Sephiroth has a thing or two to say about their dreams. This... is what we used to be. NON-YAOI! Pre-Crisis Core all the way to Nibelheim.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sephiroth, Genesis R.
A Living Legacy reviews
A poem from Cloud about Zack and the other first class SOLDIER's.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
Why Don't You See Me? reviews
Tifa reflects on her feelings for Cloud, Cloud's past relationship with Aerith, and Sephiroth's role in all this.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
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