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-If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't even work there, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If "vacation" means going anywhere North of Milwaukee for the weekend, yo...u ...may live in Wisconsin.
-If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both doors unlocked, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph, you're going 75 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Wisconsin.
-If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Wisconsin.

If you actually understand these jokes, repost this so all of your Wisconsin friends and others can see, you definitely do live - or have lived - in Wisconsin..

97% of you won't post this. When

Jesus died on the cross he was

thinking of you. If you're one of 3% that

cares, put this on your channel.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Poppyleaf, dragonrider713, Eternities Mistress, Ryn of Magic,SklyerStorm94

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person,"What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, danceswithwings119, gottaluvtwilight,freexflyer, Green.Winged.Mistress, MoonStarWithWings, Yourcool79, Give Up Your Prejudices,dragongoddess13, CallMeSweetie,TheAltermetSasuSakuFan, Mrae397, Ryn of Magic,SklyerStorm94

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...

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Brushes and Blushes by JessieJay13 reviews
"By the time Merlin began tracing color onto Arthur's mouth, Arthur was certain he was standing closer than he needed to. The drag of the brush against his parted lips was torture when Arthur had a sudden and intense desire for something else to take its place. From the way Merlin was biting his own lip again, he didn't think he was alone in that."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End by HiddenXEmotion reviews
The Rush Sisters and brother Leon return to save Jack Sparrow and their brother Lance from Davy Jones' Locker with Barbossa and Co. but with the end of the tale coming closer and closer, what will happen when Jack and Barbossa go their seperate ways?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,695 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N., Hector B. - Complete
The Dragon Lord's Son by TheNightFury reviews
AU, when Arthur was born, Ygraine didn't die, and Balinor was named the court sorcerer of Camelot. Shortly after Merlin is born though, Balinor and Hunith are killed, so Uther decides to take Merlin in as his ward.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 105 - Words: 155,545 - Reviews: 1802 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 6/27/2015 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
Lucky 13 by bibi 13ca reviews
AU/AH: Mistaken for a glamorous, selfish woman named Katherine Salvatore, the badly injured Elena finds that plastic surgery has given her Katherine's face, the famos Damon Salatore for a husband and a powerful dynasty for in-laws.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 73,537 - Reviews: 1410 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Unplanned Consequences by Alina Larin reviews
Everybody knows that attack is the best form of defence. With the marriage law coming, Hermione Granger decides to strike first. Takes place during the 6th year, slightly AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 70,381 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
one jump ahead by cupid-painted-blind reviews
They say he's the king of the street rats, that when you fall in with him, you'll never go hungry again, that he has a harem of women from all over the world who will trek for miles and miles to share his bed. Emma doesn't really know about that harem thing, but the "never go hungry again" bit is enough to catch her interest after (at least most of) a life on the street. CS AU.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,701 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
The Ending by sketchAvolie reviews
Merlin's magic is revealed and there are forces working against him and the creation of Albion. Follows the story of Merlin, Arthur, and some of the knights surrounding them after Merlin's secret is revealed. Canon up to 5x06, *SPOILER* acknowledges the death, not explicitly, of a knight in 5x06. Many more chapters to come.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Consequences of a Love Potion by Sionna Dehr reviews
Alternate Universe; Snape/OC. Sadly, she couldn't blame anyone but herself. She knew that this subject in Potions would arise sooner or later and she knew that Professor Snape would have them test out the effects. She should have done research on what it would do to her. If she had, maybe this whole mess wouldn't have happened!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/30/2013 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete
No Chance by keenbeanz reviews
Percy ran away after being forced into godhood, but it didn't work he is now stronger and more powerful than before, so now he is running from both the gods and another force who want to use his power. Sequel to No Choice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 37,625 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 4/11/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
The Taming by doctorg reviews
Now complete! Rogue believes isolation is the key to controlling her mutation, but is she really as alone as she thinks? My usual - AU, good spelling and grammar, a happy ending, etc. Pure Rogan (Wolverine/Rogue).
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,745 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Dream or Nightmare by NightsPoison reviews
Once you're in you may never come out. It keeps you prisoner for the rest of eternity, never releasing you from it's hold. The only one who can save and release you is it's own creator. That is if he allows you to leave...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,140 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Artemis, Percy J.
Star Guardian's Destiny by lazura234 reviews
Suzuki Mayuri made a wish to be in the world of KHR, however this wish may be a part of her destiny. Focuses on OC and characters may be a bit OOC maybe. HibariXOC. UPDATE: I PUT UP AN EXTRA THAT I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT! Check my profile page, emergency need of fanfic writers/readers
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 34,138 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - K. Hibari - Complete
In His Shadow by Flufferz reviews
Vanessa, the baby sister of Edge, has just broken out in WWE with her brother&his best friend looming over her every move. What happens when she meets a certain Rainbow Haired Warrior who shows her that she doesn't have to stand in her brother's shadow? Will she want to step out of his shadow, or will she want to stay in it where it's safe? This, is the story of Vanessa Copeland.
Wrestling - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 85 - Words: 266,859 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Jeff Hardy, Edge - Complete
Dimitri's Side by xoxAdRiAnIvAsHkOv83xox reviews
This is Vampire Academy from Dimitri's POV i've always wanted to get inside his head so i wrote this i hope you enjoy:-
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,090 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Hyper Obsession by KatieMai27 reviews
Two friends, one obsessed with POTC, are having a sleepover when suddenly they find themselves in POTC: DMC! How will they refrain themselves from jumping the pirate hotties? Plus, what happens when two more friends join them in AWE? PLEASE REVIEW!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,630 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Block 5 Level C by OrchidLurver reviews
3 levels of punishment.No way to o rules,do as your told and behave.Mutants are being rounded up for experiments and left in the hands of a secret government cooperation.Rated M for a Reason. Rogan. Chapter 4 and 5 Now up.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,104 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Meeting Again for the First Time by Katya Jade reviews
Five years ago, Logan left the X-Men after Xavier restored his memory. He returns now only to find that Rogue has not been able to grow up as peacefully has he'd hoped.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,231 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
The Naiad Trilogy: The Naiad and Her King by SweetSunnyRose reviews
Part 2: Ava is the fully realized Naiad Princess, but when she finds herself falling in love with her King what will she do? Will she follow her heart after Caspian and abandon her magic, or forever remain the Naiad Princess? Movie Verse. AU Caspian X/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 66,185 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Caspian X, OC] Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
La La Land by LoneGypsy reviews
The girls are living in Los Angeles and enjoying the city but life is about to throw them some curve balls...
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,870 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - [Hanna M., Caleb R.] - Complete
Narnia Chronicles: Prince Caspian by HiddenXEmotion reviews
The Pevensie 4 return to Narnia to find many things changed. 1 The land has been taken over 2 Aslan Nor Renee are anywhere to be found and 3 Peter comes to learn that he had left Renee pregnant when he left all those years ago. Welcome to parenthood Pete!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,517 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
War of My Life by Mahone-chic-89 reviews
Paige Hawthorne's life was ripped out from under her. She knows nothing of her past, or of whom she really is until she has an unexpected run-in with Jack Sparrow. The truth soon leads Paige to more questions about her past. Full Summary inside! COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Love Unexpected by Splendors Of A Landslide reviews
Nicolette Brown was the daughter of a blacksmith in Port Royal who long admired William Turner. Coming to terms that Will is in love with Miss Swann, she meets an infamous Captain who turns her life around. Follows events of the movies. Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 125,330 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 11/30/2010 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] Will T. - Complete
True Treasure by potc1234 reviews
After "POTC 4: On Stranger Tides" Jack found a map which can help him get everything he wants:treasures and immortality. But he suddenly finds out that he wants Angelica too. Now he must decide which of these two is a True Treasure for him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,622 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Angelica - Complete
POTC: Curse of the black pearl1 by ALICExRxH reviews
This is basically the first movie but with my OC, but with a couple of twists along the way. hope you like it. R&R
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Naiad Trilogy: The Naiad Within by SweetSunnyRose reviews
Part 1: This is the story of a girl who simply wants to run through the fields and feel the wind in her hair, a girl who dreams of lying in the soft grass and feeling the warmth of the sun on her skin, a girl not like most girls. A.U. Caspian X/OC
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,893 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Caspian X, OC - Complete
Of Rogues and Packs by Stunning Sunset reviews
Get in, get out, don't be seen. Simple mission orders. Except Logan found a labrat who was too similar to him and decided to keep her. The lone wolf now has to take care of a frightened and traumatized young girl and treat her wounds, physical and mental.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Gabriel's story by Leopard Queen reviews
Gabriel is the luckest werewolf in the pack. He has the most beautiful mate in the pack, he has a new home. He is the alpha male of the strongest pack. Nothing can go wrong right? wrong. what will he do when another alpha has his eyes on Vivian?
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,488 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Gabriel, Vivian G. - Complete
Aladdin, the Sorcerer, and the King of Thieves by For the Kingdom reviews
Everything seems to be going well for Aladdin. He has disempowered his most threatening foe by locking the magic gauntlet in the royal treasury, and he is marrying the girl of his dreams. But two men plan to crash the party. A re-writing of Aladdin 3.
Aladdin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,593 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Cassim, Mozenrath - Complete
Christmas Woes by Archanis reviews
An avatar oneshot set at winter time on Pandora. Christmas for the Humans. Jake goes where not many Na'vi have been before, to fight a Thanator.
Avatar - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Jake S., Neytiri - Complete
Gutter Rat by muted hitokiri reviews
Shortly after their engagement, Tamina's advisors discover Dastan's true roots, forcing her to consider what they might mean for the future of their relationship, as well as Alamut's alliance with Persia. Dastan/Tamina, with some brotherly bickering thro
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Dastan, Tamina - Complete
The Last Sacrifice Their Choice by AwesomeAssassin reviews
*SPOLIERS*** Rose is trying to be happy again. But with the echoing voices of her past playing in her head, how could she possibly? "write a book I'll definetly buy it..." "for a minute acctally thought this was the the last sacrafice!" R&R Dim&Roz 4evar!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,154 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Kissed by a Rose by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Mature content Beauty and the Beast. Belle comes to the castle burdened by an unspeakable secret and a deeply wounded spirit. The Beast carries betrayal in his own past. Can they still learn to love, and to trust, one another? Complete!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,065 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Never Have I Ever by I'mYourChemicalRomance reviews
Its Christmas Eve night, the kids are either asleep or have gone home for the holidays so what are the bored and sexually frustrated teachers supposed to do? Play “Never have I ever” of course! One-shot Reviews are Loved.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Home in time for tea by Idril Telperien reviews
The day of the newborn battle from Billy's point of view. Oneshot- please R R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Billy, Jacob - Complete
Oh Baby by KrRcksMySx reviews
Billy Black muses about his teenage son's pregnancy with Leah Clearwater. One shot! BLACKWATER
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Billy, Jacob - Complete
Terror Gold by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 15: Gold* Before the duel, Lucy explains to Caspian why the High King has acted so bitterly towards him, and why the Telmarines should fear the Golden Fire. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 150 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Caspian X, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Stay close, don't go by Blue-butterfly16 reviews
This was the life that he was meant for, to live without Bella. He never wanted to imprint or love. Until she came along. How will everyone react? When the world is against them, how will they fight to stay together? Will they pull through? JB/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 116,702 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Jacob - Complete