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Hey my name is Lauren. I live in Ireland and am Irish to the bone. I love reading and listening to music. My favourite authors are Cassandra Clare, Derek Landy, L.J.Smith, James Patterson, Lauren Kate, Jeffrey Deaver, JK Rowling, C.S.Lewis, Suzanne Collins and Anthony Horowitz. My favourite bands are the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, A7X, Skillet, Young Guns, Lostprophets, The Blackout and My Chemical Romance the last two I have alredy seen live and the two before that I have tickets to see. My favourite tv shows are NCIS, Criminal Minds, Doctor Who, Torchwood, CSI:New York and Bones. If you have a fanfic for any of the previous things then let me know. That’s all for now. Slan go foill, Lauren!

Ireland, the only place where "I will yeah" means "No!"

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Ignore this message. Hey, if you just read what I just typed, you were not ignoring it!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

The word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and scream,"TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!"

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think... where the hell is my roof..

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly...

I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework.

I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!

It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

My heart is not a playground

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the compliment.

"God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made woman." - Adela Rodgers St. Johns

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

A good friend bails you out of jail. A best friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'

My favorite word is sarcasm

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I hate it when people say: "When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well duh, who keeps looking after they found it.

"Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life.

"Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it?

"Lol(all the time)" If you laugh out loud that much, then you have issues

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

Some may say the glass is half empty, some may say the glass is half full, but then I will forever say..."Are you going to drink that?"

Life? cool. Where can I download one?

Some day i'll take over the world but for now I'll make a sandwich..

If a kids asks "why is it raining?" I think it is cute to tell them "god is crying." If the child asks "why is god crying?" I also think it is cute to tell them "most likely because of something you did"

Apparently, my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework!!

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you walk and trip or stumble because your too busy daydreaming copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down, add this to your profile.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

As I lie in my bed, I gaze at the stars . . . and wonder . . . WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?

Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why

It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

I did not hit you, I just high-fived your face

My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Sarcasm is like my 2nd language

If I promise not to kill you, can I have a hug?

If today's the end of the world, don't worry, it's already tomorrow in Australia.

When it rains on your parade you gotta bust out the slip n' slide!!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Computers can beat you at chess, but they're no match for you at kick boxing.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist, if your even more terrified of the dentist now copy and paste this to your profile

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Death is hereditary.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window!

if two wrongs dont make a right, try three!

whoever said nothing's impossible, they never tried slamming a revolving door!

apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese, there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin.

borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.

if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? (OMG!)

if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?'

whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

Are marbles made of marble?

Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?

If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?

If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?

Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why did Mary own a little lamb?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?

About 93 of the female population would die if the Miley Cyrus decided to jump off a building. Post this on your page if you are the 7 that would yell "Jump Bitch!"

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!

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じしf,)ノ

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

I don't run on COFFEE...I run on MUSIC

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sugar is sweet and so are you

But the roses are wilting

The violets are dead

The sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

I see your face when I'm dreaming

That is why I ALWAYS wake up screaming

If your in love with someone you really dont want to be copy and paste this to your profile


DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

GAUTENG:
When you rearrange the letters:
GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letter:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER


Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

GIRL COMEBACKS!!

Boy Girl"Where have you been all my life?"

"Running away from you."

"Are you an angel from heaven?"

"No, I'm a vampire from hell."

"Your place or mine?"

"Both, you go to yours, I go to mine."

"Your feisty, I like that."

"Your smelly, go away."

"My dad owns the Café. I could get us really good seats."

"My dad owns that hospital, and that's where you'll be if you keep hitting on me."

"I have magic fingers. And they love to give massages."

"I have a high kick. And they love to land on..."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

(I want to do some of these things REALLY badly!)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!... Take me with you!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things


50 Things you're not allowed to do in Hogwarts.

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alivE

17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug a Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class sky clad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasley twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of its clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labelled, "Fire whiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

and that was only some of them.


Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Most writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you do, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that Global Warming is real, and it should be delt with, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explostions, copy this onto your profile.

Are all of us just characters in a fanfic written by someone on a website?

For everyone, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. For me, I just hope it's not a train.

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

Only two things are infinite:1) The universe. 2) Human stupidity. I'm not so sure about the universe

There are few problems that can not be solved with large ammounts of explosives.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

A good girl is a bad girl who’s never gotten caught

When the fires came
The smell of cinders and rain
Perfumed almost everything...
We laughed, and laughed, and laughed

Maybe they have to be crazy.
How else can you stare at an empty canvas and see a work of art?
Or sit in silence and hear a song that's never been written?
Or gaze at a red planet and see a laboratory on wheels?
We make tools for these kinds of people.
While some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius.
Because the ones who are crazy enough to think that they can change the world,
are the ones who do.

My favourite quotes

Irish by birth Munster by grace of god

Even if you shoot for the moon and miss,
You’ll still land among the stars.

Take nothing but photos,
Leave nothing but footsteps,
Kill nothing but time.

The jump is final,
The grief is never ending.

The best stories are those still untold.

When I die I wanna go peacefully like my grandfather,
Not the screaming passengers in the back of his car.

Theres always a light at the end of the tunnel,
Just pray its not a train.

The stories we remember are the ones that leave us second guessing.

At the end of every rainbow theres a pot of gold,
Just watch out for angry leprechauns.

With every star comes a wish for hope
And a prayer that its not too late

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

A poem I wrote that means alot to me

When at first I told them
They said I was too young to know
But I wasn’t too young

When I told them again
They said they didn’t believe me
But there was no need to believe

When I told them
They said I was confused
But I felt no confusion

When I told them
They said I was lying
But no lies had left my mouth

When I told them
They said I was wrong
But I couldn’t be wrong about this

When I told them
They said no child of theirs was gay
So I wasn’t their child

When I told them
They blocked their ears
So I shouted so they could hear

When I told them
They screamed for the old me
But it was no longer there

When I told them
I ran
Ran from their disgrace

When I told them
I set myself free
Free to be myself, just me

When I told them
I became happy
Now I’m happy forever

When I told them
I ran to my love
And now here we are

When I told them
I found love
And now I’m happier everyday

When we told them
We were in love
And now were happier everyday


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (Bolded ones are ones for me)
I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi

I SPEAK ITAILAN, so I MUST have a weird accent and love pizza
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogantI'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ITAILAN, so I MUST be obbsessed with soccer.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick (well i think i am witch)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kiss someone's ass.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a kick ass bitch. (hahah)
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz (ok, now thats offensive)
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. (dancing is mah life!)
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature

I SPEAK ITAILAN, so I MUST have a weird accent and love pizza
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't believe in God so I MUST be evil and should be ashamed.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR SOME BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. (Idk for this I just go to a collage prep school)
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. )
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a TEEN GIRL who likes to HAVE GOOD NATURED FUN with my FRIENDS, so I MUST be a WHORE, SLUT, and a LESBIAN.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar o f Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what? space?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On American flat iron: "Fastest iron ever" (What did we have a race?)

On The back of a white-out bottle: "Color: White" (No, Really?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD


15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... I know i did :):):)

Your GANGSTA name (first three real letter of your name with izzle at the end): Lauizzle

Your DECTECTIVE name (animal and color): Panther blue

Your SUPERHERO name (color, drink): Yellow jones

Your ARAB name (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling ((or pets)) name, and last letter of your mom's middle name): Airocrs...weird

Your WITNESS PROTECTION name (Your mom's middle name): Margaret-Delores or Breed...she has two

Your GOTH name (black, and the name of one of your pets): Black Tuppins

Your ROCK STAR name (fruit and your secret fear): Mango Silence

Your PIRATE name (color and pirate accessory): Silver Buckle


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Once in a Lifetime by Elaine27 reviews
V-Day had come and gone in a blur, leaving the world in pieces. Merlin, Eggsy and Roxy just sat in the seats of the plane flying back to HQ, everyone lost in their own thoughts. Now that all the adrenaline had left Eggsy's body and the events of the past two days had finally caught up with him, he felt hollow. [Merlin,Eggsy,Roxy,Lancelot,Percival,Harry Hart,Tristan(OC),Morgana(OC)]
Kingsman: The Secret Service - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10h - Published: 6/11 - [Lancelot, Percival] G. Unwin/Eggsy, Roxy
The Irony by awakethelion reviews
Hermione Granger gets stuck in her Animagus form and is put in the care of the only one strong enough to control her - Severus Snape. The over-achieving know-it-all Gryffindor, is, in the eyes of Hogwarts student body, home taking care of her ill parents, while in reality she is now living life posing as Professor Snape's familiar. J.K. Rowling owns all the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 83,849 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Sudden Changes by Mrs.Marauders reviews
Hermione discovers she's pregnant after a one night stand with Fred Weasley and an imposed marriage law forces them to get married. The Burrow goes wedding planning mad as the pair get to know each other while coping with the unexpected pregnancy. Not everyone's on Hermiones' side though. Can they discover who's out to get them before it's too late? FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 1,351 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Dark Side by Gravesend reviews
It's time for the inevitable. Indulge in your Dark Side. Valduggery. Sexual tension. Repressed desires. 18 .
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/13 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Shards of my Soul by Feinth reviews
When Harry finds a crying and bleeding Draco in the boy's bathroom the last thing he expects is friendship, let alone anything more than that. Somehow their strange relationship beings to bloom in the stress of an oncoming war. Hermione is also finding love, much to everyone's surprise. Krum never forgot her after all. Rated M for self harm, strong language and eventual lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 82,233 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 1/19/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Viktor K.]
Ghost by FinalFantasyObsessive reviews
Invisible to everyone except you. Claire never thought she'd be able to fit in until she found Xavier Academy and everyone that was just like her, gifted and shunned by the 'normal'. Pyro/OC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 66,885 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/10 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [OC, Pyro] Rogue, Iceman
Temper me in fire by voldobaby reviews
The world of Moroi and Dhampirs is very different, political turmoil has opened up a vacuum in which illegal and immoral actions can transpire, such as slavery of Dhampirs. Rosemarie Hathaway is born into slavery in Arizona. Her life revolves around tending to her chores and making herself inconspicuous. But that all changes when Mr.Dashkov and his Guardians arrive
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,125 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Rose H., Dimitri B., Lissa D., Victor D.
Please Make It Go Away by irishgirl325 reviews
A story in which Sherlock and John find a teenager who wants nothing more than love and friendship. Future Sherlock/Molly pairing WARNING: self-harm fic, possible triggers
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,698 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper, OC
Harry Potter and the Peverell Legacy by Jayan phoenix reviews
Harry enters his sixth year, with the war now beginning against Lord Voldemort and his power is increasing, the Order arranges an Exchange program to Durmstrang and Beauxbatons to find out what is going on in Europe, but Harry gets stuck in front lines. *Sequel to Harry Potter and the Return of Herritage*AU Sixth Year*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,942 - Reviews: 780 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 2,407 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
A Magical Bond by C.Queen reviews
The closest Scorpius Malfoy had ever gotten to Albus Potter was to admire the Gryffindor from afar. Then an accident at Burgin and Burkes changes everything by linking the two in a way they could have never seen coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 226,547 - Reviews: 2154 - Favs: 1,183 - Follows: 1,530 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Lily's Bad Decision by Dementors hate chocolate reviews
Lily realizes Severus was right about James: he really is an arrogant toerag, and Lily can't deal with it anymore. She leaves James, partly because he's a jerk, and partly because she remembers Severus. Contains some swear words, torture scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,603 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
I Spy by ForeverHP07 reviews
Hermione and Draco have been ministry spies for the past two years, travelling the world to bring down roaming death eaters. Mya and Daniel Roberts is who they are known as to the public- a newlywed couple that are seen as hope. But will they finally admit that they aren't acting and start to acknowledge their true feelings for each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,435 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Written In The Stars by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
All Sophie McQueen expected when visiting her best friend, Rose Tyler, for Christmas was having a good time, spending time with her friend, and getting to know her friend's family. She definitely didn't expect meeting a man called the Doctor, someone who she had been told stories about, and getting involved in adventures dealing with aliens. More inside... Ten/OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 188,951 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/23/2013 - 10th Doctor, 11th Doctor, OC
Man vs Beast by Gwynne reviews
With Voldemort gone and Harry back at the only place he ever thought of as 'home', life is finally starting to calm down. That is, until a potion goes wrong and he finds himself with the psyche of a beast...a beast that wants to claim Hermione for its own. Can Harry learn to control it in time? Lemons. HPxHG (Little OoC)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,283 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Rokudaime by Lady Manami reviews
When Tsunade falls ill, she leaves the role of Hokage to Sakura secretly, until she recovers. With the pressures of protecting the village and a Jinchurikin, Sakura has to fight to keep her heart intact with Neji's engagement and keep Danzo off her case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 79,519 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/21 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Becoming Lord Potter-Black by Dolceconbrio reviews
On his sixteenth birthday, Harry gets a letter that tells him that there is more about being an Heir than he thinks.There are certain rules and etiquettes to follow. He learns that not everything is as simple as it seems and decides that he will do everything he can to create choices for everyone. Mild Dumbledore-bashing. No pairing Rated T to be safe. Some mentions of child abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,045 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 1,683 - Follows: 2,560 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Harry P.
Unusual Friendship by simplyserendipity reviews
Sebastian's eyes seeing her sad look he just couldn't leave her like this so he did the only rational thing he could, he slipped his Dalton jacket off handing it to her "here just wear this I'll take you home so you can change".
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,670 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Rachel B., Sebastian S.
The Beginning of a Love Story by sweetandlow1012 reviews
The phone call seemed heated, but she caught snippets of the conversation and he seemed to be in the middle of an argument. "Well, what am I supposed to do Elijah? Let that dog continue to cheat on Caroline…" A series of Klaroline one-shots and mini drabbles.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 97 - Words: 199,433 - Reviews: 1716 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 853 - Updated: 5/13 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Harry Potter and the Return of Heritage by Jayan phoenix reviews
Sirius takes the position of Lord Black which he had ran from since a boy, with in the House of Black returns with a vengeance but also brings with them the rebirth of the House of Potter with its young heir made aware of his heritage and responsibilities. But with a Dark Lord on the rise Harry is a target more than ever, Can fifth year be worse that fourth?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 288,375 - Reviews: 1469 - Favs: 2,623 - Follows: 2,146 - Updated: 5/8 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Finding Hope by I'mfriendswiththemonster reviews
The Doctor and Thalia both met in the hospital that went to the moon. They could never have imagined how it would change their lives. For Thalia, her most important goal is to hide who she is - The Doctor's Tie. Well... that comes after protecting The Doctor. The Doctor just wants to heal after losing Rose. Very Eventual Doctor/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,411 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [10th Doctor, OC]
The Queen of Hearts and The King of Diamonds by fission07 reviews
After Hermione is humiliated, Ginny convinces her to get on with her life - starting with attending her and Harry's engagement party - by giving her the following advice: Wear something sexy. Disclaimer: J.K. Rowling owns it all! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,896 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/25 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Bleeding Hearts by JasmineDragon22 reviews
Sixteen years ago Sakura's life changed in a way she never could have foreseen. Abandoned by her village and the people she loves and trusts, she is now a mercenary taking jobs for cash. What she didn't expect was Konoha paying her for a mission where she would have to confront her past. But what scared her more was the village's response to her "illegitimate" son. AU, Non-mass
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 100,672 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
She Will Be Loved by gabby227 reviews
AU/AH. Caroline has never felt safe, Damon has never felt love. Can they fill in what the other person is missing? Rated M for themes of abuse and language, and possible smut later on.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,724 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 715,476 - Reviews: 7229 - Favs: 6,692 - Follows: 7,747 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Gaps by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Rose has gaps in her memory. She can't remember whole hours. What does her missing memories have to do with the strange energy spikes happening around London? And what could her horrifying dreams of the Doctor's death mean? Something about her has changed and she is the only one who can save the man that she once loved.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,867 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 7/18/2012 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] - Complete
The Scales Of Balance by One Red Shoe reviews
"And Miss Granger?" Their eyes saw what time and apathy had made others blind to. Snape and Malfoy had left England after their trials. When they return 10 years later, they're furious with what they find, and heads will roll. SS/HG with a side of SS/HG/LM, LM/GW, even SS/HG/LM/GW. This story is AU and EWE, it has dark HP/RW. The cover picture for this story is by SusanMarieR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,018 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/10/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Lucius M., Ginny W.]
A Regular Life by acro acro reviews
Draco's mouth popped open. He'd seen hair like that before in his other life, all curling golden-brown madness, rippling and crackling with an intensity that matched the gold fire in its owner's eyes. Her eyes. Her…Mione. Draco stumbled forward on disbelieving feet. "Granger?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 181,439 - Reviews: 1033 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,627 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Bella's Journey by Opera123 reviews
Child of Belladonna Took, Bella Baggins's dreams of the shifting fates that await Thorin Oakenshield. With the help of dwarves, elves and wizards, she tries to change their fates and help take back the lost kingdom of Erebor, while coming to grips with her new discovered gifts.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,066 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/8/2013 - Thorin
Some are Lost, Others are Found by DaisyPotter7926 reviews
UPDATE: This is the story of how Rose Tyler made her way back. First she receives a blue envelope addressed to her, and now she's trying to simply gain back communication with the Doctor. No one can see her, and she can walk through objects. Was she dead? That was her best theory. Series 6-?Reunion! I suck at summaries but I promise you that it's worth a read.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 114,421 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/12/2013 - [11th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Forever Yours, Sherlock by Revella reviews
All families contain a secret, and some are deadly...Old enemies are coming home, and sometimes the greatest evil is also the one closest to our hearts. James Moriarty is back from the dead, and he's not alone...S3 Rewrite! Trilogy under one title. Contains plot, character development, mature content, Sex!, violence. M/M,F/F,F/M. Four OCs, ACD influence. PART III has begun!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 537,049 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
Uncharted Territory by Halfthebattle23 reviews
In a world full of zombies, two frenemies reunite and team up to fend off the undead creatures together. When they encounter a group of survivors and see some old faces, will they be able to get back what they lost? Faberry/Brittana, Pezberry friendship
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,080 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
My Heart With You by floatsodelicately reviews
Fred kisses Hermione after a prank goes bad and they end up in a confusing situation. How long can they keep the secret when they don't even understand it? Soul bond Fremione story set during The Order of the Phoenix. ABANDONED AND ADOPTED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,736 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 918 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
chunin exam by luxraynumberonefangirl reviews
fem Naruto paring NarutoXgaara summery inside disclaimer to all chapters i do not own naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,923 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Gaara, Naruto U.
All I Want For Christmas by Ally147 reviews
"What about me?" Harry protested, a spectacular pout on his lips. "You should come spend Christmas with me. I don't have anywhere else to go either; we'll be outcasts together!" H/Hr, Post-Hogwarts AU, EWE. Written for the 2014 Christmas Mini Fest on LJ.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,547 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/8 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
In Betrayal, I Trust by Caley3324 reviews
James Potter has a sister...what fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 112,375 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Marauders, OC
Tell them I was still alive when you saw me by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For the sake of her life, she had to forget... everything. Now, her birthright calls and all the pitfalls it entails. With the enemy that destroyed her family knocking on the gates, will Sakura prevail? Extremely Mature scenes and situations Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 235,558 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan
Let Us Cling Together by UndoneRhapsody reviews
A shared kiss in desperate times leads to something far greater than either of them could imagine as Harry and Hermione find themselves growing impossibly close to each other. A kiss that changes the very wheels of fate itself. A different take on a soul-bond Fic. AU at GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,747 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 1,812 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Neville L.
Prediction, no thank you! by sonotalady reviews
After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,409 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 3,010 - Follows: 4,242 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Susan B., Terry B.
Pure Bloody Irony by The-Lady-Isis reviews
"TELL me there's another explanation, PLEASE." "There's another explanation." "Oh good. What is it?" "I'm using him for sex." "...you're...using HIM...for sex?" "Yes." "But girls don't use him for sex." "Then it's about time someone did, isn't it?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 180,906 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Changing Fate by DrayPotter.tfls reviews
So this is sort of a prequel to my story "Course of History". Hermione saved Sirius from the Veil which starts an interesting chain of events for everyone involved. How will this effect her new life post war? Sirius/Hermione/Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,879 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L.
Accidental Daddy by SalconeDestrivina reviews
four years after his fall Sherlock receives a visit from Mycroft with a set of twins in tow...that look like him. How will these children change his life and will it be for the better? And what happens when an old enemy sets their eye on his offspring? Rated 'm' for chapters concerning blood gore and johnlock read and review please!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
The Doctor and Sophie's AUs by The Doctor's Charlene reviews
As the title suggests, this is a series of AUs for my couple in Written In The Stars, Dophie. More will be told in multiple parts. They are written by me and my co-writer. We are taking requests so send them in! (First one - in which the Doctor poses as a teacher and Sophie is his student. Told in three parts.)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,529 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/28/2014 - [10th Doctor, OC]
A Trial for Sirius Black by Skyagon reviews
What if Karkaroff had given one more name at the end of his trial? The name of a spy which just happened to give Sirius Black a chance to prove his innocence at his own belated trial.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,710 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Secret Sky by Gleek1990 reviews
No one knew why Rachel just picked up and left after Sectionals Junior year. Now she is back with a secret she needs to keep hidden but Santana is determined to find out what it is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 240,787 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 803 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
Cinderella Dressed in White by prettypinklips reviews
Cheerleaders aren't supposed to last in a zombie apocalypse. Not unless they're like Buffy the Vampire Slayer or something, but here she is, kicking ass and taking names. -— Damon/Caroline, Stefan/Katherine, AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
A New Severus Snape by wendymarlowe reviews
During the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort casts a de-aging curse at Harry. Snape gets in the way of the curse, though, which de-ages him seventeen years. Snape is stuck at the age of twenty after Voldemort's defeat. When Hermione and her friends come back to school in the fall to start their seventh year, they're surprised to see Snape is still de-aged and looking for a cure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5239 - Favs: 2,918 - Follows: 2,550 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Everything Changes by AlexandriaBlack reviews
What if everything you knew was a lie? Would it matter if it was to keep you safe or would it still count as a betrayal? Discovering her adoption, Hermione Granger struggles with this concept questioning her loyalties and most importantly, her identity as she enters her 7th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,250 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/10/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z.
Only From Darkness by SunflowersAndDandelions reviews
Hermione always thought of herself as a creature of light, but when her world comes crashing down around her, only her inner darkness can save her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Patterns & Fairytales by LolaBleu reviews
Every conversation they had about kids ended in his saying 'someday, maybe' and really meaning 'no', and her nodding in agreement in a vague sort of way. But Tobias didn't miss the times Tris looked at Zeke's daughter like she was trying to imagine her with deep blue eyes and dirty blonde hair when she thought no one was looking.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,103 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Call me Maybe by feel-likeflying reviews
AU. 'Getting his new book signed had been on her to-do list for a long time now, but she never really got the chance. And since he was in New York again and the case she was working on didn't really have any progress, she couldn't help it but give into the opportunity.' - Castle and Beckett meet at one of his book signings. COMPLETED
Castle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,383 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 8/6/2014 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
The Many Properties of Jabberwocky Blood by Marilyn Mock-up reviews
Jabberwocky Blood has some curious properties that The White Queen failed to mention. The implications for Alice are huge. Alice/Hatter. Rated M for later chapters. Also...I OWN NOTHING. THESE CHARACTERS ARE NOT MINE!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Alternate Reality by Superville1 reviews
A spell gone wrong? Damon and Caroline find themselves stuck in a world where they're human, married and have a child. The only way out is to "play along". What if days and days of keeping up with such a façade slowly turns into something real?Will they ever let go of this alternate reality when knowing that the people they swapped places with are stuck in their lives as vampires?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,081 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F.
The Circumstances Of Crossing Paths by Slytherinsnitches reviews
My take on the marriage law idea. Fred and Hermione are thrown together completely out of the blue because the Ministry has decided that they need more wizarding blood. Can real love blossom, or will it be a mutually understood friend-relationship? And what happens when someone tries to sabotage the bonds? Will anything ever be normal?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,000 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Truth of 1995 by ausland reviews
A look at what could have happened that summer of 1995 at Number 12, Grimmauld Place. A romance of two people who others had never guessed could ever be together. Glimpse the truth of 1995, and what could have happened between Hermione and Sirius. But as summer fades and winter comes, the Battle at the Ministry draws closer and closer... HG-17
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,915 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Just Another Initiation by DauntlessProdigy04 reviews
What if Natalie Ross never left Dauntless? Never married Andrew Prior, and had a baby with someone else? This is the story of Tris, Dauntless born, and her initiation. (The same year as Tobias). Not great at summary's, but the story is better so give it a shot?
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,934 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Property of Sirius Black by blissedoutvixen reviews
She made him an offer he couldn't refuse. Sirius/Hermione BDSM, pure smut. Kinks ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,520 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Deal by Delaber reviews
Fremione: When Fred and Hermione make a deal to make both of their lives less stressful, they realize something which may have been lying under the surface for years. Rated M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 77 - Words: 64,025 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Incomplete by thagrrrl79 reviews
AU; SEQUEL TO STRANGER THAN FICTION - It's been 4 months since Kari started traveling with the Doctor. Something is different about Rose. 10/Rose/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 52,377 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 8/11/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Boys, Idiots Vs Men by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
Being male is a matter of birth, being a man is a matter of age but being a gentlemen is a matter of choice. But any of those can be idiots so what makes them a true man.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Sakura H., Ibiki M. - Complete
Secret Millionaire by MsJakePuckerman reviews
Puck is a single poor, dad in New York city, looking after his daughter Beth. Wandering around the city is one Rachel Berry, Broadway star. She disguises her self as not so rich, then she helps poor people in need. She meets Puck and his daughter, and helps them get on their feet. She can't help but to be drawn to this little girl...and man.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,207 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Rachel B., Puck]
The Dirty Little Secret by jesi lily reviews
It was a different time before the War. Things were done, mistakes covered up, dirty little secrets hidden away. But some do not stay away. Welcome Carina, one dirty little secret who is back in the world making quite the stir. Hermione Granger is her Guardian, trying to fit all the pieces together, along with her own life, and with many secrets, it's set to get more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,919 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/30/2014 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., OC - Complete
Silver Eyes Of Mine by Chels-Chels18 reviews
It was a normal day for Draco Malfoy, but as soon as he stepped out of the fire place and brushed the soot off his robes he knew something was wrong. On his bed was a wicker moses basket stuffed with a bundle of blankets. Inside, just visible, was a baby girl fast asleep. She had nothing with her except a letter addressed to him and a golden necklace he knew too well. T for safety
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 129,433 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Telling the Truth by NikkiB1973 reviews
Paul Lahote doesn't care...he really doesn't. Being assigned to watch the 'leechlover' Bella Swan is the last thing he wants to do...Set in Eclipse AU.On hiatus...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,210 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Bella, Paul
Altered Love by Superville1 reviews
Damon find out Caroline loves him. He pushes her away. Constantly. What happens when he tries to run from it? Will Caroline forgive him when he realizes he's made a mistake? Will there be love or just hate?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,386 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/15/2014 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Caroline F., Damon S.
Underneath the Surface by Crazy-Minds-Think-Alike reviews
Albus Severus Potter is in his 4th year at Howgarts, and for him life is good. But Albus is about to discover that for some people, things aren't quite as good as he believes, and this revelation is going to change his life in a big way. Al/Scor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,452 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Because you're you and I'm me by MeisCookie reviews
What if Caroline was different when she first met Damon? Very different. Starts in season 1x01. How will Damon react to this version of her? Rated M for a reason. CURRENTLY BEING EDITED; 21/3/15
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,619 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
For a Piece of Your Time by EchoSerenade reviews
Adreanna joined the Doctor under dire circumstances. He took her travelling through Time and Space. Falling for him wasn't slow and romantic. It was fast and fatal. Not only did she have a rival for his affection; Not only was someone after her... The Doctor was a 900 year old Time Lord who was afraid of being attached. What was she to do? Doctor/OC (First of the Seraphixia series)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,721 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 12/6/2013 - [10th Doctor, 9th Doctor, OC] Rose T. - Complete
We Stand United by EmmyR reviews
Harry brought back Pettigrew at the end of the Third Task, changing the course of the war. With his godfather by his side, he learns the importance of having allies during turbulent times, even if they are unexpected. How will the Wizarding world react to this new, proactive Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 50 - Words: 376,201 - Reviews: 1933 - Favs: 2,727 - Follows: 3,438 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Destiny's Humor by Devonny2 reviews
An idea a friend and I came up with one day. What would happen if Magneto had a son, Professor Xavier had a daughter and the two fell in love?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,567 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 6/23/2012
A Gentlemen's Agreement by C.Queen reviews
Desperate to escape the shadow of being the Chosen One's son Albus Potter thinks he might have found a way, but he'll need Scorpius Malfoy's help and a whole lot of luck keeping the Slytherin in line to do it. Also LW/RG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,787 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Stolen Memories by Muggle Jane reviews
Bill and Hermione are on a routine curse-breaking job when something goes horribly wrong and tears apart their lives. M for language and adult situations. Sequel can be found under 'Quidditch Isn't So Bad After All'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,387 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Hermione G., Bill W. - Complete
Queen Of The Quarter by TalkingToTulips reviews
150 years since Klaus' last appearance in New Orleans, and he's returned to take back his throne, take out any obstacles and make New Orleans his home once more. But a new Queen has taken up residence in town, and it's a blast from Klaus' past that will leave him wondering what he wants more, and with a decision to face. The certainty of power or a chance of love?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,330 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Follow Me Into the Dark by rileypotter17 reviews
Hermione is starting her 5th year at Hogwarts, and is trying to leave behind a terrible summer that she wishes she could just forget. All she wants is the one boy she can't have. All Fred Weasley wants is someone that cares about him, but he thought his chances were blown that same summer at the Burrow. Can they comfort each other at the darkest time of their lives? For N.N.M.R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,079 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
I'm Not The Bella You Thought You Knew by Bambi Wills reviews
While saving Edward in Volterra.She has an incounter with Alec Voultri and learns some surprising news about Edward. Adopted from Daja Is All about wolf pack
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Alec
Confusion by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
Something happened to Rose and now she can hardly hold a though for a minute. But she can still remember a man with brown hair and eyes and a pinstripe suit. She knows that he has the answers… if only she could find him. Back in a world much like her own, but destroyed and run by a man called the master, things get dangerous. - Little bit of smut in chapter 6.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,814 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 1/21/2012 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor] Sarah Jane S., The Master - Complete
Something Of the Wolf by ArikLikesWolves reviews
2 years after journeys end the Meta-Crisis John has died leaving Rose devastated. So the Bad Wolf takes it upon itself to grant Rose a favour with an unexpected consequence coming in the form of a wolf.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,599 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 12/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
To The Past by insignificantramblings reviews
A love story stretched over 20 years leaves one man to watch the woman he loves live without knowledge of him, and the woman to reawaken in a world where the man is gone forever. Sirius/Hermione; a time travel story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,438 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Imprinting Sucks by Florays reviews
Summary;Life sucks when there's no fun in it. But vampires suck if you imprint on them. Leah experiences this, and she doesn't like it. Not one bit. Pairing; Leah/Alec Rated; M language & stuff in later chapters. Sorry for title it referers to vampires.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,839 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Leah, Alec
Don't Be Afraid To Tell by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
The Immortal & The Weasel tear apart the Blonde, leaving him broken beyond repair. He doesn't tell anyone, he feels no one will care, and besides. He would only be punished. Madara didn't know if if he could fix him.. But he would give his best. OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,961 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Control by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
Amaya and Kiara had been avoiding the Slave Run their entire lives, but when they're caught and sold to the most dangerous vampire clan in the world, their lives are thrown into a storm of drama, confusion, anger, sorrow, and eventually they both fall for their masters. Of course, they have to survive the Uchiha men first...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,908 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Finding Who You Lost by ilioveharrypotter reviews
They had been happy, so, so happy. Engaged. Then she had left. Vanished. And he was left behind. Four years later, Hermione returns with a story that no one could have imagined. She brings with her new friends, but is everything as it seems? Could Ron forgive her? Can be seen as true to Epilogue but could also be on it's own.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 146,260 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/15/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Concave by KrysGrayMist reviews
She did it to save a life. She did it to destroy a life. But she never thought she would receive this as her reward.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,427 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
Divergent in Abnegation by Zariha321 reviews
I know there are several out there, but I wanted to know how I would write it if Tris and Tobias decided to stay in Abnegation. I'm hoping to stray from what others have written and breathe some new life into this story. Let me know what you think!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 146,584 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Uriah, Zeke - Complete
Bubble Girl and The Germaphobe by untied fate reviews
After losing touch with each other for over 10 years, Sheldon is reunited with a childhood friend who just happens to be what he always wanted, germ free. After reuniting with Evee, will she be able to show him that he has it better than her? First TBBT fic. Sheldon x OC
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,627 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Sheldon C.
Triangles by TjRythum reviews
a mission gone wrong, one mending friendship while a new one buds to life and two love interests who seem to hate each others guts. Iruka's life will never be normal, but then, he wouldn't want it to be. Yoai, three-some pairing KakashixIrukaxIbiki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 93,560 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/29/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Iruka U., Ibiki M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Bright Lights and Cityscapes by EaglesLoveSnakes reviews
After the war, Hermione decides to dance again. Draco, a widower, has a young daughter. The only dance studio around is a Muggle one, owned by the one and only Granger, but no matter what, Draco wants his daughter to take ballet like she wishes. Even if it means he's unhappy. A story unlike any other, that deals with love, life and the world of dance. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 150,674 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Sponsorship by Esyla reviews
Cato won the 73rd Hunger Games but they broke something inside of him and left him a shell of a person. Now finds he can't help but want to help the girl on fire and she finds that maybe she understands this broken boy better than she thinks. Drabble like in nature. New cover from Haymilee on Tumblr.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 66 - Words: 83,301 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
The Secret of Truth by HaydeeMB reviews
Taken as a young child, Edward Masen has been through hell and left with nothing. Will he let his new family in to help him rebuild? Can he accept what fate has given him and find comfort in something he thinks is wrong? ExEM, AH/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 182,964 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Edward, Emmett
Fifty Shades of Severus by x-nefertari-x reviews
A sixth year student, with a reputation for promiscuity, unwittingly starts an affair with the meanest teacher in school. However, she ends up getting more than she bargained for... This is Hogwarts after dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,921 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Severus S.
The Gift of Life by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
When dealing with the mystery that is life, Sakura finds that it is best to experiment with what you have and look forward to the gifts that lie ahead. NejiXSakura Dei/Ten, Ita/Ino . Itachi is sort of OOC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 130,167 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Footsteps by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
When Rose discovers the strange ability to step through Time, Space and Universes, she begins a rather frustrating search for the Doctor. If she can't get his help then she will never be able to stay still. But it seems she can never quite reach him.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,712 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
Switches and Subs by Lykosdracos reviews
Bella Swan is introduced to the dark realm of BDSM by her roommate Rosalie. While attending a private play party, she is introduced to Jasper and Edward, two experienced Dominants. With their help and friendship, she learns what Dominance and submission truly mean. 18 ONLY. M/F pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper, Rosalie
A Father For A Son by Nifada Light reviews
After Alaric's death, Jeremy is left without a legal guardian and Damon is the one to step in. P.S Stefan, Matt, Kol, Tyler,Klaus, Elena, Bonnie and Meredith are also in the chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 54 - Words: 131,027 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Stefan S., Damon S., Jeremy G. - Complete
Yukigakure no Shiroi Senko by NaruIno367 reviews
Naruto, beaten and battered, is found by Ino and Neji. After discussing his treatment, they leave the village to find a better life in Yukigakure with Tsunade as their sensei. First arc: Chunin Exam! Contains: Strong!Naruto, Strong!Ino, Strong!Neji. Pairings: NaruIno, GaaKin. WARNING: Sasuke bashing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,599 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 12/2/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Bloodie rose by Darkredblossomgodess reviews
Sakura snapped then develops an urge to kill and a taste for blood for reasons unknown to her. Leaving the village and getting picked up by the akatsuki didn't seem to bad, especially when she can relate to the feelings of a certain silver haired individual. i adopted 7 chap from Anniri
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,559 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan, Naruto U., OC
The Rundown by jaggedjacket reviews
Tenten's path crosses Shino's as she prepares to take another mission with him. Me no own. Last chapter is up! Complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,438 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Tenten, Shino A. - Complete
Meet The Monster by ICHeart reviews
On his sixth birthday Naruto is abducted by ROOT and experimented on for 6 months before escaping and taking his revenge. What has Danzo unleashed upon the world! Godlike Naruto! Slightly Insane, but Morally strong Naruto!
Crossover - Hellsing & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Alucard, Naruto U.
Wizards by epikhippo reviews
Luna smiled at the surprised guest. "Yes, we're an odd mix of friends, but really, we're just witches and wizards." Draco casually put his arm around Hermione's shoulder and smirked, "Odd is an understatement, but welcome to the group mate." Three years after the war. AU. Not your typical Draco/Hermione story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,164 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Run, Bane by Grandoverlord reviews
Malec, post CoLS, unfortunately. When Magnus realizes his fatal mistake, will Alec ever forgive him, or himself?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,075 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Alec L., Isabelle L., Magnus B.
The Pain of Yesterday by ExpelliarmusBitch reviews
Jeremy Gilbert will never be the same. He witnessed the death of his parents, and the disappearance of his brother, and is left with his sister Elena. Will he ever be the same again, especially after an unexpected lust towards Damon shows? REVIEW, PLEASE
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Damon S., Jeremy G.
The Resistance by Dr Blanche Mottershead reviews
The Battle of Hogwarts failed and Harry died so left with no other option the Order send Hermione back in time to try and turn some of Voldemort's eye supporters before the war even starts. But will their plan fail when Hermione falls for the beautiful Narcissa Black? new chapter every week, rated K for know but that will change as it progresses. (femslash) Please read and REVIEW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,848 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Hermione G., Narcissa M. - Complete
Fred Weasley in the World of Muggles by SophieSolemnlySwears reviews
Fred and George are failing Muggle Studies. They need to stay in the muggle world so they can pass their NEWTS, so what happens when Hermione Granger lets Fred stay at her house?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,304 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Letting Go by Isefyr reviews
Draco thought he knew everything there was to know. He never thought that he would feel like Harry Potter, he never thought he would kill his father, and he certainly never thought anything about Hermione Granger. Guess he has a lot to learn.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,054 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Second Chance by Soccerisawesome19 reviews
After the war, life at Hogwarts continues. Hermione and Draco are made Head Girl and Head Boy. What else could happen but a romance? With this new and strange romance, what will be the dangers, and excitements? DM HG, Please read and review :)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,199 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Training Partner by jaggedjacket reviews
Shikamaru finds out his mom is back on the active roster and accepting missions. His dad personally hand-picked her new training partner and Shikamaru can't object to having her around. ShikaXTen Me no own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,311 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Shikamaru N., Tenten
The Art of Dominance and Submission by Ren's Mistress reviews
BDSM fic. Femslash. Femmeslash. You have been warned, full summary inside. Bella has a lot to learn, and Alice is the one to teach her. Read authors notes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Lost in Your Eyes by kazoquel4 reviews
After the war, Harry disappeared off the face of the earth, leaving the wizarding world. Six years later Ginny is attending a Muggle college when Harry shows up on her doorstep, changed from the teenager he once was and claiming dark wizards were once again threatening their world. Harry's new skills will be put to the test as he and Ginny struggle to save their family once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,078 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Sudden Joy-A Renesemee story by T-R Phillips reviews
Renesmee has grown up and done alot of things in the last 20 years, how will she handle freedom from her parents? Will her relationship with Jacob grow? Will they suceed in her lifes desire? Can they overcome the obsticals that come with being part of the Cullen family? Find out in "Sudden Joy" A Renesemee story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Smooth Criminal by lizzybennettdarcy reviews
Santana convinces Rachel to duel Sebastian instead.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 56,963 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S. - Complete
Show Me What I'm Looking For by Jewelgirl04 reviews
She was an immortal girl without a place to call home. He was the bulletproof man far-removed from his time. It was only natural that, through all of time and space, they would find each other. Jack/Jenny, Later Ten. Appearances by many former companions.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 111,832 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Jack H., Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, 10th Doctor
Man and Wife by AnimalCraziey reviews
During an investigation, Tony and Ziva have to find out some information, and that means moving in together and pretending to be husband and wife! How will they deal with their daily 'marital' dilemmas? Will they realise their feelings for each other?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Keeping Up Appearances by TheBlackPanther6 reviews
After finding that Ron had cheated, Hermione finds comfort in an unexpected person. She decides to change her lifestyle completely, make new friends, and revamp her look. The only way to sell it, is to do something completely unanticipated. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,151 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Cross my Hearts by Dark Moons and Whispered Words reviews
Hush, little robin, tied and beaten. Hear your song once you are free. But careful about trusting. For wings loose can still be broken. 11xOC The Doctor finds someone who had been held captive for many years. Romance sparks almost instantly, but can the coals grow into a flame or will his past put them out? Rated for violence, language, and eventual romance. INDEFINITE HIATUS
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,921 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2012 - 11th Doctor
Fate Has Its Ways by starkidsftw reviews
For that was the one mystery left after the war: what had happened to Hermione Granger. She had been there by Potter's side all throughout the battle. Then after it was over she disappeared. No one could find her. No one knew where she was. Draco Malfoy hadn't even thought about Hermione Granger in years, until one day when he was given no other choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,769 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 757 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Tedium of Time by One Red Shoe reviews
Hermione returns to complete her seventh year. Estranged from her friends and family, she finds out she's not who she always thought she was, and forms unexpected and deep friendships with three Slytherins, creating new and powerful alliances in the fight against Voldemort. This story is AU and contains violence and two menage a trois'. SS/HG, HP/DM, then SS/HG/LM and HP/GW/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 171,241 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Night On The Town by trickstersink reviews
Alexandria is Elena and Jeremy's older, rebellious sister who doesn't know vampires exist until she's turned into one in Paris, France. When she returns home for her senior year of high school, her entire world is turned upside down. Season One
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,002 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Damon S.
never let your fear decide your fate by Lady Shaye reviews
Daroline, zombies, and a ton of running around. They're screwed. / Chapter 15: In which someone proposes and there are happy, angsty naked times. The M rating is there for a reason, y'all. *INDEFINITE HIATUS*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,983 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F.
The Other Gilbert by Blue Boxes and Vampire Fangs reviews
Elena and Jeremy aren't the only Gilberts in Mystic Falls. Meet Cassandra Gilbert. Who is she? and what importance does she have in klaus's past? starts in season four. Damon/Oc/Klaus -Sequel now up!-
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 60 - Words: 164,209 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Damon S., Klaus, OC - Complete
Bound By Blood by TheDuchessofFiction reviews
Blood has the strongest magic of all, it can create because it destroys. It ties everything in life together. Nature always calls for balance. Some people call it Karma. Others call it God's wrath. We call it magic. For every reward, there is sacrifice. For every birth, death. For every beginning, an end. Who knew one bite could lead to all this?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 165,139 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Bonnie B., Caroline F., Klaus, Kol M.
The Trick of Time by Resa Aureus reviews
A devastating fire at a printing house in 1982 destroys every copy of a controversial memoir titled "The Trick" by Messenger. Well, the Ministry only thinks every copy was destroyed. In an attempt to recover one of the lost copies, Hermione takes an unexpected tumble through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 150,978 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 993 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Of Warblers and Songbirds by MysteriousJ reviews
How they fell for each other was something that had taken them both a long time to notice, But when it happened they couldn't stay away from one another. A love story that was born through an unusual friendship. Takes place during 03/05 "The first Time" and/to 03/14 "On My Way"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,048 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S.
Love From A Law by PearlAmor reviews
Draco and Hermione are forced to get married after the Ministry passes a new law. Couples are brought together; to find love from a law.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Twice in a Blue Moon by UnseenLibrarian reviews
Bill Weasley's lycanthropy is worsening, a result of his failed attempt to mark his now ex- wife Fleur as his mate. Can Hermione help him find inner peace before the wolf fully takes control? post-Second Wizarding War, disregards the Epilogue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,077 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 1,619 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Bill W., Hermione G.
The War is Over by Holz9364 reviews
Hermione Granger is a successful Deputy Minister for Magic in her mid 20's with a 5 year old daughter and no Husband when a chance meeting in St. Mungo's turns her life upside down. Rated T just in case for language in future chaps.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,846 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Dead Air and Dead Hopes by LordNighty reviews
When his backup wasn't there for Tony, others come for the rescue.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,690 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Tony D.
A Godfather's Bond by arwenraven reviews
Ancient family magic was used to create a bond between Sirius Black and his godson Harry Potter. When Harry's pain and fear break through the magic surrounding Azkaban Sirius knows what he must do to help his young godson. Child Harry fic at beginning, father/son relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,104 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 2,132 - Updated: 7/26/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Pissing Pillows by A Ravens Dream reviews
One shot collection of Kakuzu and Hidan and all the awkward and funny situations of their relationship. Lots of language, lots of implied sex, actual sex, lots of humor, lots of fluff. Taking requests for this story! *marked incomplete until out of ideas, please leave requests!*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,667 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Profile of a Mutant Killer by Boingogirl reviews
There is a serial killer in NY who is killing mutants. The BAU team is called in and asked to work with two mutants from The X-Men. Morgan/Reid, Logan/Remy SLASH M/M SEX
Crossover - X-Men & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,716 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Remy L./Gambit, S. Reid
Living in Domesticity by justbewhelmed reviews
Aurors Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are sent on a "case" by Minister Kingsley Shacklebolt to live in the muggle world for 3 months. Together. By themselves. Merlin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,587 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Assassin by AcesXSpades reviews
Magneto had Gambit bring home a sarcastic assassin. The mysterious woman perks Gambit's interest. But Gambit isn't the only one wanting attention from this femme fatal. X-Men Marvel, OC mine Gambit x OC x Wolverine
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,618 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Gambit/Remy L., Wolverine/Logan, OC - Complete
Truth or Dare! by klaroline82911 reviews
When Caroline and Rebekah set up truth or Dare things might get crazy… set after 4x07 BUT Rebekah has never been daggered and Kol and Elijah came back! Ultimately Klaroline, but a lot of other ships included.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,061 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus
Choosing Each Other by starzee reviews
Realisations that took too long... but it's them. It's never too late. D/S brother bonding. D/C, S/OC romance.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,201 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Stefan S., Damon S., Caroline F.
The Solution : Family Binds by starzee reviews
SEQUEL to The Solution. Family is everything and they'll do anything to protect theirs... (Will make zero sense if you haven't read The Solution.)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,223 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Damon S., Caroline F., Alaric S., Katherine
What Lingers in the Dark by DeceptiveFates reviews
She had changed.Long gone was the beloved know-it-all bookworm. T'was nothing more than a memory of what she once was. Her life consumed by darkness, yet ironically she fought for the light. Severus was her saviour, and she was his salvation.Disregard HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,370 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Up All Night by discoverme01 reviews
Unknown to them, Draco and Harry find themselves as chatroom friends and now, are almost best friends, save for the fact that each thinks the other is a muggle. What happens when they are made to share living quarters when they return to Hogwarts for their 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,271 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Grey Areas by RedStalkingDeath reviews
The Winchesters hasn't had a real case to work on for way too long, but when they decide to investigate the presumed animal attacks of Mystic Falls, they just might be in for a bit more than they bargained for. Dean/Damon slash
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,103 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - [Dean W., Damon S.]
Will You Still Love Me by GiveUpResistance reviews
Post-CoLS: Magnus is surprised one night by the knocking on his door, something that hasn't happened since… And it's the person he most wants to see and never wants to see, but he can't lie when Alec asks him that question. And he can never lie, when Alec asks him that question, no matter how much time passes, the answer is always the same. (Written because Young and Beautiful)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [Alec L., Magnus B.] - Complete
The Battle Of Hogwarts by ForgeandGred7 reviews
'No one said a word when they walked into the Burrow hand in hand. No one was honestly surprised. The war had brought together as many people as it had torn apart'. A collection of couples and the war that broke them, changed them and made them. Each with a quote.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,858 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 10/31/2012
The Case of the Creature Kidnappings by frostykitten reviews
"What your puny mind doesn't understand, Potter, is that she does the paperwork I hate, and I do the dirty work that grates on her Gryffindor sensibilities." Hermione and Draco have been partners working in the Department for Control and Regulation of Magical Creatures for years, but their comfortable partnership is shaken up when creatures go missing and the Aurors get involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 102,746 - Reviews: 1101 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Honor Thy Father by Tonyandtheboys reviews
Carmine Achenza - head of the Mafia Family Tony infiltrated nine years ago- shows up at NCIS to make a deal with them. When you enter the Famiglia, you can't just decide to leave it. Sometimes you don't even want to. - Tony-centric, team very involved too
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 201,341 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mine by QueenofGallifrey123 reviews
Hermione and Draco work on keeping their romance a secret throughout the war. Will their love pull through?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Restart by starzee reviews
Set after season 3: Caroline is sent back into the past, on the day before Elena met Stefan, to turn the doppelganger to save everyone's lives. But... she has to get Damon to help her because she's human again...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 118,883 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Caroline F., Damon S.
Mutation by CayleeElizabeth reviews
Caroline is introduced to a whole new kind of supernatural.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,248 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Caroline F., Damon S.
Our Little Arrangement by MissWikipedia reviews
Rachel and Puck have a HUGE secret, what will happen when they tell the rest of Glee Club about it. Not your average Puckleberry story! Rachel/Puck.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,935 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck
Kindred Spirits by hslacer reviews
Gibbs storms out of the Bullpen for coffee only to meet a kindred spirit of himself. It looks like this spirit is much like his own but with just a little difference. Instead of commanding a team of adults she controls children. Well maybe not?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 69 - Words: 188,447 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 3/6/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Untold Secrets by Kyugon reviews
After Natiri Hogashi suffers a tragedy, she stumbles into the world of ninja's. She's a girl with a lot secrets, and Itachi and the Akatsuki are going to learn them all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki
Spiraling by OTP-Obsessions reviews
Post 4x16. Slightly influenced by 4x17 clip. Caroline is sitting around in the Salvatore's boarding house, drinking, and she realizes how right Elena could be about that damn humanity switch. She starts to spiral and think of all the shit shes been through. When she overhears Stefan and Klaus talking about sleeping with Hayley. Rated M for later chapters. *Indefinite Hiatus*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,833 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
One and Only by VeraDeDiamant reviews
22-year-old Cassie Gilbert comes back home after finishing her BA degree and right away she's told that there are vampires in Mystic Falls. What will she do when she finds out that the Big Bad Hybrid that is after her little sister is her one and only...ex? Starts at the end of s02. Klaus/OC, Rating may change in the future chapters. (HIATUS)
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,984 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - [Klaus, OC]
The Debt by Moultipass1 reviews
Cardiff, 2032. In spite of his attempts to protect her, Klaus's daughter triggers her curse. Now, she'll have to live through the transformation once a month for the rest of her too short life. Klaus has never wanted to find a doppelganger more than he does in this instant. But Katerina is dead, Elena is a vampire, and there's nothing anyone can do about it... Is there?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,723 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus
Konaha's Sword Mistress by Konoha's Black Dragon reviews
A stranger travels to Konaha with business for the Hokage to find Naruko beaten in an alley. He then decides to adopt and teach the blond the ways of the sword. Rated M for language, death, gore, and a possibility of lemons. Down for maintenence, will be reposted as "Konoha's Sword Mistress: Remake"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,961 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruko U.
The Battered Physicist Anomaly by Axelrocks reviews
Penny comes home to find Sheldon slumped by his door; face black and blue. She doesn't know what happened to him, but she will find out. Until then she's going to take care of him, all the while trying not to fall deeper in love. This should be easy, right?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
McSister in Trouble by jrrm64 reviews
Tim's sister is now a journalist and has seen a murder. She's in trouble and it ends up being Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo who is her best bet to get out of trouble.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,074 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Tony D., Sarah McG. - Complete
Blondie and the Hybrid by youaretrulybrilliant reviews
Series of drabbles/one-shots about Klaus and Caroline. Canon, non-canon and all different ratings...because sometimes the day isn't complete unless you've had a little bit of Klaroline.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 76,069 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Go to Girl by peaceful village reviews
Stefan and Damon knew a girl who told them stories of an Original family of vampires, and they thought it was just that, stories. They were wrong.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,206 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Letting Go Of The Past by cleotheo reviews
After the war Draco and Hermione put their past behind them and begin a relationship. Can their friends and family also let go of the past or will they cause trouble for the couple?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 86,711 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rule Number One by almaruth reviews
AU take on Singled Out. Gibbs returns, and the team isn't quite as pleased as he thought they'd be. Ziva and McGee stand up for Tony, and the Probie grows a backbone.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,722 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Tony D.
Fix You by I-Is-Your-Bane reviews
Alec's been missing for three months, since Magnus broke up with him. Isabelle, Jace, Clary and Simon thought Alec was with Magnus that whole time. When they find out he's been missing that whole time they search for him. They all try to fix Alec, but will it be to late...?
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,159 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Alec L., Magnus B. - Complete
The Fox's Shadow by ICHeart reviews
Naruto gets access to the power of the VOID and gets serious after the Land of Waves. Now behold as Naruto grows into the ninja he should've been the whole time! No Harem! I do not own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 140,174 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,443 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
House Calls by Spoiled Sweet reviews
Always the Team Mom, Sakura opens up her home as a clinic for the hospital-phobic ninja of Konoha. At the same time, her relationship with Kakashi begins to evolve in a way she never expected. M for swearing and later content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 262,803 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Lithium by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
When the Doctor disappears, Martha stumbles upon someone who can help her find him. His past regeneration. But when they do find him, only one person can help him. And they have no idea where she is. Can they find Rose Tyler before the Doctor is killed? Rose / 10, Martha, 5th Doctor, Jack.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Jack H., Martha J. - Complete
Return of the Demon by Ninjalover-02 reviews
Naruto disappeared at the age of 8 but now he has returned to the Leaf village 5 years later and is stronger than anyone thought possible. Watch as he struggles with his past memories and friends as he is place on Team 7. Will his life bloom or crumble? HIATUS, BEING REWRITTEN.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,777 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U., Team Seven
Moments In Time - Part 2, Season 5 by AliyahNCIS reviews
An AU look at the series. What if Tony and Ziva were married starting in S4 and managed to keep it a secret? How different might things look from a new perspective? Please read Part 1 first, as this will make more sense than if you start here.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,565 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Harry James Potter-Black by DCUO Statellizer reviews
Sirius was given a trial thus proven innocent. Dumbledore followed through on James' and Lily's Will. As he mourned the loss of James and Lily, Sirius took it upon himself to raise Harry as his own. With a different upbringing, things are sure to turn out differently as well. HP/DG/HG:Friendship, Adventure and a bit of Humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,660 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
Frost in the air by DiabloFenrirCerberus reviews
Meet Alex Shaw, your typical teenager. Getting good grades, surviving the winter, doing essays and her parents forever away working...Oh and did I mention? She's falling for Jack Frost. JackXOC
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Jack Frost
A Gentle Touch by CeeCee-chi reviews
Mother Nature has been around for a very long time. She makes the flowers grow and awakens the world from it's winter slumber each spring. She isn't Guardian material, she's been tainted by isolation and too many years of life; her light is almost gone and the shadows are closing in. Can anyone save her, show her that she isn't as tarnished as she thinks?
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,132 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Jack Frost
Legacy of the Uzumaki by SlashnYaoi reviews
The Uzumaki had been the favored of the God Inari and now the gifts have re-awakened in Naruto. Watch as becomes a legend, changing into something decidedly more foxy. Yaoi!Harem, Uke/Seme!Naruto. First chapter dedicated to warnings
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,202 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,103 - Follows: 1,205 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Naruto U., Ibiki M.
Treading Water by Mechabeira reviews
"You can still swim, can't you? You're going to have to tow her in, DiNozzo. We aren't going to let her just tread water."
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,744 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
After Class by C.Queen reviews
Scorpius Malfoy is not a nice potions teacher, and new teacher Albus Potter is recruited to ask the Slytherin to be nicer to their students.Turns out Scorpius is willing to behave in class if a certain Gryffindor is willing to misbehave afterwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 127,978 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Risky Business by prettykurama reviews
Tony and Ziva go undercover which puts them into some interesting situations.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,745 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Tony D., Ziva D.
The Sound of Abby Screaming by Pheasant Plucker reviews
Abby takes a few days off to act in a short arthouse film. It doesn't effect the team... until they see the movie. Gibbs wouldn't use words like "sub" or "dom"... But we all know which he is... right? Realist plot, dirty smut. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - [Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs] Ducky M., Ziva D. - Complete
Save Me by CrazyJulz16 reviews
Things go a bit wrong in "The Bozeman Reaction," and things keep spiraling out of control from there. Someone has to be the hero, or there will be horrible consequences. I can't tell you any more or it will ruin the surprise. Please just read it and find out.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,303 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Stranger Than Fiction by thagrrrl79 reviews
AU Kari watched the show because she loved it & it helped her escape. Imagine her surprise when she found out it was all very real. 10/Rose/Jack/OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,322 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, Jack H., Rose T. - Complete
The Witness Protection Paizogony by ChocolateDipped reviews
FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. While Leonard, Howard, and Raj are away on a vacation, Sheldon and Penny witness a murder while leaving the comic book store and are placed in the Witness Protection Program. Sheldon/Penny!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,522 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny
Of war, peace, grief and love by sonea91 reviews
In the aftermath of the Final Battle, the survivors have to learn to deal with their grief and guilt. Eventual HHr. Originally meant as a three-shot, but the story has a mind of its own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,916 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Living Each Other's Lives by NinjahGirl reviews
Dumbledore has introduced a new programme, in which a pure-blood stays in a muggle-born's home, and vice versa. The worst case scenario actually happens, and Hermione's paired with the person she'd been least expecting. Will the unthinkable happen, and they start to get along, or even more? Or will the trip descend into complete chaos? A coming of age fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,452 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Comfort by starzee reviews
Set after the season 3 episode with the Mikaelson ball but Damon doesn't hook up with Rebekah. Damon needs a friend and he finds one where he never expected to. Mainly friendship but there is some romance in it near the end...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,578 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
A Drink to Old Friends by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Ibiki visits Hayate's grave for the first time. Afterwards, he stops at a bar for a drink, only to run into Iruka. Somehow, Ibiki manages to unwittingly unleash Iruka's caring streak upon himself. It seems getting rid of the teacher is going to be quite impossible. Iruka x Ibiki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,799 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - [Ibiki M., Iruka U.]
Tears in Heaven by gleekinout reviews
*ON HIATUS* Noah Puckerman hasn't seen anyone since he left Lima a year ago. After coming back for an unexpected tragedy, he runs into Rachel Berry, learning that she left school and dumped Finn. When she tells him she's planning on doing everything on her 'bucket list', he decides to help her do it, discovering the tragic reason she left school in the first place.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,376 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/22/2012 - [Rachel B., Puck]
High and Low by xenascully reviews
An unexpected disaster takes place. An agent is missing, presumed dead. The remaining team won't rest until they have the answer.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,968 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Ripple Effect by ReyaSelene reviews
Quinn's accident was a catalyst for change in the lives of some of the members of New Directions. What will happen to them & who will it affect the most? Post "On My Way". Mainly Puckleberry w/ other friendships listed inside Please R&R
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,316 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Puck, Rachel B.
Command These Stones by SpiritOfEowyn reviews
After New New York with Martha, the Doctor is visited by a member of the Trickster's Brigade with an offer he can't resist: See Rose again, but lie even once and she dies. Could he live with himself if he doesn't? Can be completely honest? Willshesurvive?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,199 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 4/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Wolfie by NikkiB1973 reviews
Jacob first phased into a spirit wolf at the age of five, shocking both his father and the tribal elders...what will happen when he meets Bella Swan for the first time. Set way before Twilght AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 106,362 - Reviews: 2046 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Jacob, Bella - Complete
Flee on Sight by Jrf Steel reviews
After Naruto is attacked by yet another mob, The Third Hokage makes a decision that will turn Naruto into one of the most fearsome shinobi in the world.Naruto/God-like/Multi-pairings Sasuke bashing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,709 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 3,029 - Follows: 2,830 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Naruto U.
Valduggery drabbles friendshipromance by Sabrina Sparrow reviews
Just some drabbles, some friendship, some romance. I hope you like them! ... Okay okay! So I know that they're too long to be drabbles - but forgive me! Enjoy xoxo
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 148 - Words: 209,373 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 11/25/2010
The Village Hidden in the Sakura Blossoms by NaruIno367 reviews
After the war, Naruto takes Gaara back to when they were six years old. After traveling together, Naruto, Gaara, and Temari build a village called Sakuragakure. It's later established as one of the great nations. NaruTema, GaaNaru friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,751 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U., Temari
Rose: Series 5 and Beyond by TimeyWimey11 reviews
Rose shows up when the Doctor is investigating the crack in Amelia's wall. When they finally reunite, things get it the way.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 2/1/2013 - Published: 8/22/2012 - 11th Doctor, Rose T.
Switching Lives by littleinfinity reviews
"When Alec woke up, he felt extremely tired. His back didn't hurt like it usually did. He got out of bed and shuffled to the bathroom. Turning on the light, he brought his head up to look in the mirror. What the hell? Magnus looking at him through the mirror." First fanfiction. Please R&R!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,808 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Awkward Questions by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Anko is the only person who would ask Ibiki such awkward questions, and Anko is probably the only person Ibiki would give such honest answers to. Anko/Ibiki. Now a multi-chapter story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,810 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - [Ibiki M., Anko M.]
Past Lives by wolfie22 reviews
Hermione is thrust into the Marauders' lives during their 7th year. Can she save them while avoiding Voldemort and his Death Eaters?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 58,655 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Black Family by Katherine Knight reviews
After Sirius fell through the veil, Hermione, his former girlfriend, found out she was pregnant. What she'll do?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The Holiday by Resa Aureus reviews
Hermione requests holiday for the first time ever from her job at the Ministry. But how does a plan for a quiet week alone in 12 Grimauld Place library turn into a week's stay at the Burrow during their hectic Weasley family reunion? And which charming redhead catches her eye? ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,342 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W.
The Fledgling Attachment Quandry by ShellyStark reviews
A young Penny moves from Omaha to Gavelston and befriends the quirky boy next door with big blue eyes and fear of germs. Their friendship is hard to maintain when he goes away to college and she has to face high school and growing up alone. He still comes to visit, for school breaks and holidays, but then he goes to Germany. When he comes back everything changes...oh, just read it!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,748 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Into Your Arms by gleekinout reviews
*COMPLETE* After the plane they were on crashes, Rachel and Puck are stuck together on a deserted island. Together, the must help each other try and survive while getting to know each other a little better. M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 71,109 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/3/2010 - [Rachel B., Puck] - Complete
Saturday Shakedown by prettypinklips reviews
Where's the Hallmark card for Sorry The Zombies Got Your Mom? -— Damon/Caroline, Elena/Elijah, Stefan/Rebekah, Kol/Bonnie, J/T/M brotp. AU
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,289 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F.
Bump by TheGodlessAngelOfDarkness reviews
Jack takes a tumble and Bunnymund is left to take responsibility. Jack can't seem to remember anything about himself, but the way he feels for the hare shines bright. In the darkness lives a forgotten soul that will take innocence for its own. WARNING: YAOI
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,475 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost
Fiction Meets Reality by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Kakashi is not just a fan of Jiraiya's books. He reads Icha Icha because it was Jiraiya who wrote them. Now, many years later, Kakashi seizes on a chance encounter to tell Jiraiya his feelings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,211 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Kakashi H., Jiraiya
Katterina Narcissa Who? by Tessa Malfoy the unknown twin reviews
The students of Hogwarts are about to get the shock of their life. Upon returning to Hogwarts for sixth year, Harry and Ron learn the third member of the trio isn't how they thought her to be. She isn't even a muggle-born! But just who is Katterina? And what happened to the sweet caring Hermoine everyone knew and loved?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Compassion by Tennant'sWolfOfGallifrey reviews
She has splitting headaches, she has the gold flecks in her eyes like him, and she's said something that only Gallifreyans say. Who is she? The Doctor wants her, craves her... but something's can't be explained all at once, yet she's willing to show him the love and compassion he craves. He's just as willing to do the same for her. One shot for Pinstripes.Bowties.andTARDIS Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,317 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Changing Me by MisfiredSynapse reviews
"Doesn't it get lonely?" He paused for a moment, fingers ghosting over the controls. "From time to time," he replied evenly, his tone barely changing. My frown cleared as I joined him near the controls, leaning backwards against the cool metal console. He glanced over, blue eyes unreadable. "It always seems so much better through someone else's eyes." Eventual Doctor/OC.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,779 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - 9th Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Ice Princess by Xaile reviews
What happens when Jack meets a girl who's heart is frozen to the world? Can he break the ice and help her become the Guardian she is ment to be? I wanted to label this story MA for future chapters but the rating tab doesn't have it so mods please don't be mad instead please fix it. Special thanks to chibichibiichigo for the picture of Catherine. Thank you and I hope you guys enjoy.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Jack Frost
Strange Bedfellows by kitcat234 reviews
A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 66,965 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Life is odd by PlutosLuna reviews
Sheldon goes to Penny's to ask her a question and all that happens after that.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Hunter or Hunted by Edsaho Yanaga reviews
Sam and Dean are going to a little town in Virginia to investigate some strange deaths. But what if things aren't the way they look? What if the hunters become the hunted? Dean/Damon slash
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,169 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dean W., Damon S.
Rose comes back a Series early by TimeyWimey11 reviews
Rose comes back in the end of Series Three.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
And They Thought We Were Freaks Before by ReyaSelene reviews
What happens when you mix the glee kids & their normal drama with superpowers? And why is Puckleberry so important? Mr. Schue & Miss P aren't ordinary teachers, they know more then you think. Their goal: Turn the New Direction kids into great superheroes.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,964 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Rachel B., Puck
Fishing for Marbles in the Koi Pond by Shiroi Sagi reviews
Neji and Sakura are summoned to the Hokage for a mission. They have three months to build up a believable whirlwind romance, marry, and set out to the East Fire Country. There, they will hone in on their target: the corrupt East Fire Country daimyo. They need to approach him as a married couple, off the active roster list. Falling in love is harder than they think.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,090 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Sakura H., Neji H.
When It All Starts to Fit by ScoutieLove reviews
Albus and Scorpius are in their fourth year at Hogwarts, and their friendship becomes more with a simple act. Can they keep the secret? And when they can't anymore, how will people react? AlxScor better than it sounds.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Southern Comfort by Muse2488 reviews
You wanna know what happens when a small town girl gets shipped over seas to a school she's never been to? Chaos, that's what happens. Unfortunately it's the story of my life. The name is Paislee Hayes and I'm about to go to Hogwarts. Insert sigh here. FINAL CHAPTER UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,992 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - OC, James S. P. - Complete
Through Your Eyes by The Akatsuki Wolf reviews
She was the remnants of a lively girl, torn down by what she had dared to call her friends and allies. When she has no one to turn to, an unlikely person halts her attempt at heaven, forcing her back to earth and her heart to beat in love, not sorrow. The Akatsuki take in Sakura, and prove to Konoha that h*ll hath no fury like a woman scorned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,946 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Too Close by InitialLook reviews
Set during The First Time — Artie tells Rachel she needs a sexual awakening to be able to play the part of Maria. She doesn't find it in Finn, but rather a smug, arrogant Warbler. Pairing: Sebastian/Rachel
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,481 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S.
Just One Rose by creepyworlds reviews
Just one rose. It was dark red, and the ends of the petals were as dark as blood. The leaves were dying and crumpled up. It wasn't just a plain flower, it was deadly. I looked up into his steel eyes, and we both knew everything this rose meant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,902 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Chances Are by fanficfanforev reviews
Hermione woke up after the war with a terrible surprise. Her life is forever changed, and she is going to have to learn how to live with her new handicap. If her new life wasn't going to be hard enough, she also has to deal with rengades who believe that Voldemort's view of Muggle Born's were correct. Can she accept her new life and help a friend find healing as well?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 93,694 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Pack Life by 1upninja reviews
Rachel and Noah Corcoran come to Lima to be closer to family after an attack from a warring pack takes their father. Rachel struggles to control her wolf when she may have found the one person who can bring her peace already has someone else.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 51,700 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F.
Viva la Vida by AndiCarnegie reviews
Long ago, a member of the Quileute tribe passed ancient knowledge down to a group of children from the south. They, in turn, passed it along to their children. The proof can be seen in Jacey Andrews, a young Shasta girl torn away from her family, but still bent on protecting the people she loves. Will she accept the Cullens or try to destroy them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Jacob, Aro
His Secrets by starzee reviews
A story set from episode 2x20 involving Damon, a dark Queen and a bubbly blonde in a magical other world called the Dark Dimension and everything that place entails...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,323 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 11/20/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
She's One of Mine by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
This is a partner/sequel - prequel to Her Hokage. A conversation that occured before Sakura arrived to carry out her duty.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Ibiki M.
Daddy Needs Help by starzee reviews
It's the end of senior year and Caroline accidentally stumbles upon Damon and his almost five year old secret...Damon doesn't quite understand her though, she's got so much darkness in her but still finds a balance in a way he never did...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,353 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
Only Fools Fall in Love, Call Me a Fool by Ella Dean Pendragon reviews
Well it's here! The sequel to Home Is Where You Are. At the end of the last story I left it so that Caleb would come and visit his uncle and Damon in Mystic Falls where he discovers he is like Alaric in more than his looks. Lots of Dalaric fluff with drama from other characters! Damon/Alaric, Caleb/OC - I'm not telling you who - read it! SLASH
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,056 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Damon S., Alaric S. - Complete
Mars vs Venus by Honeeym reviews
"You don't give a damn about me," she said against his chest, holding him tighter. "Why are you so nice to me?" Damon remained silent. - Two worlds collide when Damon Salvatore and Caroline Forbes find themselves bound by one of the most complex and intense relationships a vampire will ever have, a sire bond. Set in S2.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,723 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
The Solution by starzee reviews
Bonnie and the witches turn all the vampires in the world human to save Caroline from a bite from Klaus then Damon must travel the world and recreate the vampire population. He's human for one day before he turns back. One day was all it took to change all of their lives forever... Won an Energize W.I.P. Award :D
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 365,673 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 10/25/2012 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
DIFFERENT WORLDS by albfic reviews
Tony makes a new friend- a deaf friend.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Tony D.
A Rose By Any Other Name by textingandscones reviews
What would happen if Rose Tyler was never trapped in Pete's World? My take on series 3, 4 and the Specials with Rose on board.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,058 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Wizard Protection Program by Neverending pain reviews
When Draco Malfoy finds that his son's life is in grave danger, he is willing to do whatever he has to in order to keep him safe. Even if it means leaving everything he knows behind, not being able to contact any person he once considered a friend, and living with Granger. Who has supposedly been put in charge of keeping him and his son safe. Dramione. UNDER REVISION.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,105 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Transition by love comes and goes reviews
The development in their relationship as time wears on. Drabbles.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,188 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Caroline F., Damon S.
Brother by starzee reviews
The other Salvatore brother, Dante, comes to town and makes friends with the resident blonde. Dante can't help pushing his older brother to go after her...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,442 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/14/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Caroline F., Damon S. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans by PleasedAsPunch reviews
The Doctor and Rose are in for a surprise. Assumes Doomsday didn't happen, or that Doomsday ended well instead of tragically, whichever way you'd like. Fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,178 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Old Friend by MalMarvelWho reviews
After the events of The Angels Take Manhattan, the Doctor is left feeling lonely. That is, until an old friend comes along. An old friend that can't die.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 10/10/2012 - 11th Doctor, Jack H.
When Things Start To Change by ReyaSelene reviews
Things change. When Finchel takes its last breath, will Puck and Rachel make Puckleberry happen? Or will they need a little push from Santana of all people? Mainly Puckleberry with some Pezberry friendship. Please read and let me know what you think.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Who She Was by Goodbye Jarvis reviews
Trapped in a parallel world, she waited for her saviour. She goes by Violet, but not only her name is a secret. Monsters cower before her past, and when all is revealed, where will she belong? She caused destruction. She feels the pain. Envied by many. Loved all the same. Doctor/OC Romance!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 76,195 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 9/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Rose T., OC - Complete
I'll Be the One in Red by DifferentIsBeautiful reviews
Against the wishes of their parents, Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy become fast friends. From the first time she spoke, Scorpius Malfoy knew he was in love with her, but will she ever feel the same way about him? Set in their seventh year at Hogwarts, and told from Scorpius' POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,034 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
More Than Words by Miss Barrowmaniac reviews
Albus starts Hogwarts, but things don't go quite as he expected. With less support from his brother and cousins than he hoped, the responsibility falls to his new friend, Scorpius. WARNING: SLASH! This means a gay relationship. Don't like it, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 179,490 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Linked Through Time by LizzeXX reviews
11/OC –Time Lady– With regeneration has come a stronger connection than ever for Evy and the Doctor. How will Evy deal with her Link and the lovely Amelia Pond? What of Series 5 will change with this new Evy? What surprise is coming for the Time Lords after Christmas? Fourth in the Lunar Cycle.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,660 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/25/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - [11th Doctor, OC] - Complete
A Losing Game by ciaofay reviews
Marianne Bradley, Time Lady with a secret, and previous bond to the Doctor. He thought she'd died, but she hadn't, and Marianne had never forgiven him for leaving her. So now, present day Earth, and armed only with a dodgy vortex manipulator, Marianne finds herself befriending a certain medical student, Martha Jones. Coincidence? I think not. Ten X OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,727 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 8/2/2012 - 10th Doctor, Martha J. - Complete
A Little Midwestern Charm by lil'breezygreen reviews
Aaron needs someone to care for his son. She needs a fresh start. Will these two be able to help each other out? Hotch/OC
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,128 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, Jack H. - Complete
What If? by LemonCheese reviews
Starting at Goblet of Fire, a parallel telling of the story through Hermione's eyes. What if she went with someone else to the Yule Ball? What if he was a Slytherin? What if she fell for him? What if he loved her back? Book quotes included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,552 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Last Marauder by Resa Aureus reviews
In the wake of the war, Dumbledore's portrait gives Hermione a task that could change the course of history if she succeeds, but unravel time itself if she fails. 1ST PLACE WINNER of the Energize W.I.P. Awards for "Most Promising Harry Potter Fan-Fiction"! IN THE PROCESS OF BEING BETA'D.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 238,062 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,850 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Finding a Bit of Trust by Faery's Delight reviews
When Sakura does something to Naruto, he has to rebuild his world. But this time, he as some help.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 89,812 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Naruto U., Ibiki M.] - Complete
Fathers' Day by gosgirl reviews
Fathers' Day is a difficult time for both Abby and Gibbs but will it prove a tipping point in their relationship? First time Gabby.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 57 - Words: 197,145 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
Naruto: Bloodlines by Maileesaeya reviews
Naruto is taken out of Konoha by Itachi at the age of ten for tutoring, returning two years later to fulfill his dream. Smart, strong Naruto, hopefully not too OP. NaruSaku, implied NaruSakuIno, all other ships implied only. I expressly avoid bashing ANY characters, and if it seems like I am doing so, there is either a reason for it or it is an accident. NO SASUKE-BASHING HERE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 189,362 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 9/10/2012 - Published: 1/29/2009 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] Shino A., Kakashi H.
Heir of the Senju by kumar9900 reviews
after being beaten at the age of 12 years old the sandaime sent Naruto on a training trip with an anbu squad. edit SAKURA SASUKE BASHING. all the chaps have been reposted after editing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 70,173 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y.
Rose is a Time Lord and by MelodiDam reviews
So Rose is the Bad Wolf, the Valiant Child, the Doctors companion and so much more. Terrible at summarys rated M just in case probable just T though
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., TARDIS
Mother Time by BraveLittleConservative reviews
The Doctor, Rose, Jenny and Jack are planning on going to see Donna, but when the TARDIS starts acting up and the Doctor receives a message, they have no choice but to investigate. The Doctor's Wife, AU . Sequel to The Doctor and His Time Ladies.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,510 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Love & Monsters by Torchwood85 reviews
If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first loves, & protect each other like siblings, it's meant to be. Ten/Rose Set S2 A brief dance with the bits in between. Rating increase for The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit. xxoo
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,430 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
TARDIS blue by Dr.harleysix
Join the doctor and his new companion on a wild string of adventures!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/29/2012 - 11th Doctor
Swap, Switch, Slash by MoWpg reviews
Gender bending. Magnus gets into an argument with another warlock, who decides to get even by temporarily turning both him and Alec into women. This story is mostly for fun, it will eventually contain sexual themes. Better summary inside.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,921 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Bloodsucking Angel by peaceful village reviews
Once Klaus is unleashed from his box a blond girl appears and knocks him off his feet, literally. Who is she and why is she so important to him? First Vampire Diaries fic.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,335 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
Baiting by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
A sick twisted game. Baiting was always dangerous. With these two the danger was undescribable.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,153 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Sakura H., Ibiki M. - Complete
Sitting on top of the world by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
With a happy marriage, beautiful son and loving extended family, Tony DiNozzo feels like he's sitting on top of the world. What's next for the NCIS family? Sequel to IN THIS LIFE. Tony/OC, Gibbs/DiNozzo Father/Son, Team Family/Friendship. A mention of McAbby too.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,919 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - [Tony D., OC] Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Rebuilding His Life Again by Midnightstarlight23 reviews
Tony gets transfered out of the team by Gibbs and Ziva. What will happen when he joins his new team out in L.A. This will be a crossover with NCIS:Los Angeles. Tony/Kensi pairing later on.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,514 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Tony D.
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 1,433 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Kakuzu's Pet, Shirahato by Captianawesome reviews
Kakuzu purchases a girl from a brothel, but will he take advantage of her, or make her his wife? Kakuzu x OC. possibly Hidan later on M for obvious! ;
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Kakuzu, Hidan
The next hundred years or so by duchessofdisaster reviews
The next 100 years of life for Alaric and Damon after Alaric goes vamp. AU from the middle of S3. A series of one-shots which will reveal multiple character arcs over time. Dalaric slash with other pairings along the way. Multiple genres. Subscribe!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 121,290 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Alaric S., Damon S.
The Reason by starzee reviews
He wants to change and the reason is her.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,720 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
Daddy DiNozzo by laFluff reviews
Tony's best friend has recently died and made Tony the legal guardian of Evie, her six-year-old daughter. DiNozzo rises to the challenge of fatherhood, with a little help and a little hindrance from the team.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,859 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs]
A Sadist, A Masochist, And a mute by Captianawesome reviews
Kakuzu and his partner are in for a big surprise when a new member is assigned to their group. Hidan's a coming!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu
Another Chance by teamjacobrulez reviews
As the Cullens leave, a new family takes their place. They're not vampires, but not exactly human either. One of them in particular catches Bella's heart, but it wouldn't have happened if she hadn't allowed herself to throw it to him. Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,066 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/6/2010 - [Bella, OC] - Complete
The Future in Their Midst by starzee reviews
They were all standing talking about what to do with the coffins when future Damon and future Caroline appear before them bringing the way to kill Klaus and a few shocking revelations about the future...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,451 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F.
What we were is not all we could be by MeisCookie reviews
After Tyler and Klaus are 'taken care of', and Elena indefinetely cannot decide, Damon and Caroline decide to head to New York. Takes place after 3x20, rated M for Mature themes. *wink, wink*
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,175 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
The Club Killer by PTBvisiongrrl reviews
A series of seemingly unrelated murders leads Gibbs and team into an undercover operation in the secret world of sex clubs. Gabby, Tiva, Tony/Abby friendship, and lots of smut. Be forewarned.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 31,857 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Tony D., Abby S.
His Saving Grace by MollyPiper reviews
After Gibbs returns from Mexico Tony's NCIS career reaches its lowest point and, with relations with his team at an all time low, he seriously considers running away again. His life changes for the better, though when a long time friend and off and on again lover moves to DC to be with him.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,443 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Tony D.
Everything Has Changed by Samitballi reviews
When Gibbs finds out he has a teenage daughter he didn't know about, he has a lot to figure out. Now they are both in danger and running out of time. Will Gibbs be able to save his own daughter? Or will she just turn around and save him?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,163 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
The Elementalists by Konoha's Black Dragon reviews
Three orphans become best friends and become ninja together. They are known as Konoha's prank squad. Rated M for death, gore, language, suggestive themes, and a possibility of lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,346 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Tenten
The Girl With Gloves by GypsyWitchBaby reviews
After joining the X-Men & moving into the Mansion, Logan encounters the mysterious Rogue late 1 night & is immediately taken with her. But why hasn't she spoken since the team rescued her on Liberty Island almost 2 years ago? And what's this odd pull he's felt in his chest since the first time he saw her...? AU of post X1, Rogan shipper, story art on DeviantArt
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,778 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - [Logan/Wolverine, Rogue]
Naruto The Black Star Unleashed by Dinowolf reviews
Adopted from Isom. Bored inside his cage, Kyuubi finds something interesting in Naruto's DNA and decides to change things around. Now Naruto gains the power of Star Killer and Alex Mercer. Strong/Smarter Naruto. Naru/Hina, but may become Naru/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,457 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Pirates of the Caribbean The story of Jade book 1 by Prettyangel18 reviews
Jade Taylor had lost her memory when the ship that she was on went down. Now 10 years after Jade Taylor is so use to being pampered until one day when an old friend shows up and with him he doesn't know it but brings her memories back... sorta JackXoc
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,976 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 11/23/2009 - [Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC] - Complete
Pandora's Box by MoonlightGypsy reviews
MA Angst/Slash Abby's ability to read lips leads Gibbs on a quest to find out what Tony's hiding from his past.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,797 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
American Sign Language by MissLozzieB reviews
There was one thing that had annoyed Jenny Shepard ever since she became director of NCIS: America Sign Language, but she was going to do something about it... and find out a few things along the way! JIBBS! Obviously, Jenny is still alive! Lauren :D x
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Constricted in our Stars by radiantrue reviews
Rose and the Doctor are trapped in a specific room of the TARDIS. The only door out is locked. The Doctor and Rose are forced to reevaluate their situation.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,605 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
The Dungeon by starzee reviews
Bonnie refuses to let Caroline die for Elena. Stefan refuses to let Klaus hurt Damon. So... they lock the two of them in a dungeon where nobody will ever find them and they'll be safe from Klaus...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,927 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Caroline F., Damon S.
The Set Up by starzee reviews
Jeremy, Bonnie, Stefan and Elena are going on a couples camping trip. Jeremy decides they should all try to secretly set Caroline and Damon up...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,852 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
How could I possibly know? by Kickilia reviews
Naruto takes Sasuke along on a trip that lasts very long. What will happen if Naruto tells him his secrets and why he brought him to his first home? AU, NaruSasuNaru and other pairings, yaoi in future chapters. OBS, I'm on a break from this because gosh darn, writer's block! But it is Not discontinued and I Am working on chapter 14, folks, it's just going very very slow, :')
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,624 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Shutdown by SocksXMittens reviews
Rachel's body betrays her and the world she knows and the life she dreamed of crumbles with it.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,231 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Rachel B., Puck
365 Days by Lovatic1966 reviews
Tori reveals the truth behind the song and who it was for and why...
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,334 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
The Setup by jaggedjacket reviews
Tenten prepares to be transfered from Itachi's unit to Shikamaru's. Wait, that sounded dirty. Me no own. Changing the rating just to be on the safe side. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,035 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Tenten, Itachi U. - Complete
Relocation and Justification by nikita2108 reviews
They had killed Klaus and were on their way to new adventures. More inside. Inspired by Starzee's Evolution. Damon/Caroline/Alaric. M for language and later chapters.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,220 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Caroline F., Damon S.
The Parts we Play by a starr in photo reviews
The words were out of his mouth before he could help it, "she's my wife." Too late to take it back. They were stuck, for the duration of her recovery. He was trapped to wallow in the guilt. Eliot/Parker developing relationship.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,557 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Eliot S., Parker
Face Down by MusicIsLove0717 reviews
Damon finds out that Bonnie is in an abusive relationship with Tyler and he does more than help her out of the situation...he becomes her rock.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,848 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Damon S., Bonnie B.
As Good as it Gets by indyhead reviews
After losing his legs on the beach in Cuba, Charles Xavier begins to start his school for gifted youngsters while trying to accept the loss of his legs. Thankfully Erik is there to help him through it. AU.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,724 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Let the Right One In by starzee reviews
Damon wants simple and uncomplicated. Could that be with his favourite Vampire Barbie? She might even hold the key to saving them all from Klaus...
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,910 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Caroline F., Damon S.
Forgotten Past by Krazy Ky-Sta Hatter reviews
The Doctor starts opening up to Rose. He tells her fondly of his childhood and the girl who had stolen his hearts. How is it that Rose ISN'T jealous? And why is the Doctor so worried about her Dad's old pocket watch? The answers may tear her life apart.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,298 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Dreams and Truth by Flame177123 reviews
A little story, where Gibbs and the Team meets a strong female Air Force officer, and have to work together, and there's an attraction between Gibbs and Lt. Col. Crane. Mystery, Romance, Suspence, And Rated M. R&R Please.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Blossoms in the wind by MistressCelestyna reviews
When Sasuke Uchiha returns to the village and the now grown up Sakura has trouble coping with him, she will turn to the most unlikely of people for comfort.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Neji H., Sakura H.
Memories Never Just Disappear by Edsaho Yanaga reviews
What if Mikael wasn't a stranger to all of the people in Mystic Falls? What if he had know a certain dark haired handsome vampire? What if that vampire had been forced to forget? Focusing on the relationship between Damon and Mikael
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Damon S., Mikael
Why You? by bringing smiles reviews
Rachel and Sebastian. No one really expects them to become friends. What sort of shenanigans will ensue when they start hanging out more? Rated M for lyrics/content . Klaine, Raine, implied Finchel, Smytheberry, maybe possibly a Smythanderberry?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,034 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S.
All the Best Lies by Elphaba C. Snow Thropp reviews
That awkward moment when your wife shows up at NCIS. That other awkward moment when your wife is Kate Todd. AN: I haven't decided on the pairing yet.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,996 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Ziva D., Kate T.
Worth It by PleasedAsPunch reviews
Reunion fic. Three years after Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Unspoken Words by nightfallsupernova reviews
Caroline pays Damon an unexpected visit on his birthday and ends up with something more then just a friendly visit
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Damon S., Caroline F. - Complete
The Wolf Inside by KatieAnneHilley-owo reviews
Have you ever wondered what happened to the Marauders? Why Remus is so afraid of the wolf inside, what happened to his parents, why Sirius never fell in love, how James finally married Lily Evans? This is the story JK Rowling never told. RemusxOC.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Old Scars Never Heal by Edsaho Yanaga reviews
The arrival of an old friend causes someone in the Cullen household to question his long forgotten feelings. Old memories, battle scars and a guilt so strong that it might becomes the downfall for two old friends and lovers! Jasper/Damon slash
Crossover - Twilight & Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Jasper, Damon S.
Cruel Irony by DaisyTango28 reviews
In a losing battle with the Kyuubi, Naruto departs from Konoha, leaving behind everything he's ever known. When fate brings him back two years later, he must choose between the life he thinks he needs, and the life he knows he wants. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,306 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Chocolate Challenge by KricketWilliams reviews
In order to save her relationship, Penelope decides to give up on her one true vice: chocolate. Will a certain choclate god change her mind? Written for the CCOAC resolution challenge. As usual, I don't own anything.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,570 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - D. Morgan, P. Garcia - Complete
A Bizarre Adventure by Crystalmaiden62 reviews
Blair Reedman, only thirteen, some how survives getting to the Doctor Who world when she falls through a crack in the time vortex. Curious on how she managed to survive, the Doctor takes her with him with Rose. No OC romance, just friendship. More inside.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/18/2012 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
I Don't Remember by starzee reviews
Klaus erases some of Damon's memories and he has a certain Vampire Barbie in his sights... so he talks the gang into going on vacation... But nobody REALLY needs talked into going to the Caribbean, do they?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
Truths by MissLozzieB reviews
When Gibbs, Jenny, Tony, Ziva, Abby and McGee are all stuck in NCIS they decide to play a game of truths... which leads to many secrets being revealed! Jibbs! Tiva! McAbby!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,950 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Complete
Landslide by Kris Morene reviews
Sequel to "Leather and Lace". Gibbs learns the results of speaking before thinking. Will Abby forgive him? Should she?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,603 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S.
Close Proximity by gosgirl reviews
Gibbs and Abby set off to Stillwater to spend Christmas with Jackson, ahead of an oncoming storm. First time Gabby. Written for Jo R in the Gabby Shipper Forum SeSa.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,471 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Abby S. - Complete
It's The Blood by starzee reviews
He wasn't sure he had it in him to resist... ON HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,326 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
In this Life by vinkunwildflowerqueen reviews
A month after returning from being Agent Afloat, Tony's life is about to change in ways he never expected. AU from early season 6, Tony/OC, Family fic, Gibbs/DiNozzo Father/Son moments. Check out the sequel "Sitting on top of the world"
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - [Tony D., OC] Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Gaara's Special Surprise by Zammie4eva reviews
Sequel to Happy Birthday Naruto! i know it's early but I couldn't help it I had to post this! so, Gaara's lonely on his birthday, can a certain blonde shinobi cheer him up?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha's Raiden no Kami by frankiedebricks reviews
AU. after the chunin exams Naruto is given the key to success from Sarutobi. Bloodline Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,081 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Take a Ride With Me by starzee reviews
"I came to see how you'd feel about being used for some 'I hope Tyler Lockwood dies a horrible brutal death' sex."
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,793 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Caroline F., Damon S.
Blind by starzee reviews
Casual arrangements never work, do they?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,733 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
Daybreak by a firebug reviews
Red clouds, take warning... bloodshed by morning. Akatsuki cloaks foretell nothing but disaster and misery, but even captured and severely injured, Naruto realizes there is no choice but to face them when he sees just who has joined their ranks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 86,177 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Roughened by Entrenched reviews
Yes it's back! Found one of the two stories! What happens when you have some alcohol and rock and roll! Pure Jiratsu Smut!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
The Opposite Effect by starzee reviews
Caroline had no idea how the hell this happened. It wasn't supposed to be possible. She had no idea what she was going to do. She was supposed to be starting senior year in a few weeks time! She had no idea how the hell she was going to tell him... ON HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,528 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Caroline F., Damon S.
Lost in Admiration by igetupseteasily reviews
Set during the first movie to the last. Elizabeth and her sister have had their world turned upside down by pirates...and they don't hate it. Rating for violence, possible language. Elizabeth/Will Jack Sparrow/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,019 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Midnight Snack by smutgasm reviews
Hermione meets two former Marauders late at night the summer she stayed at Grimmauld Place. Threesome. PWP. SBHGRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,542 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Truly Natural Things by ceegeeayy reviews
Sequel to Threshold. Grace has returned, but will things go back to normal for her and Spencer and the rest of the BAU? What does the future hold for the couple and the team? Some will find things they never dared to dream of.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,612 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - S. Reid
Don't Play with Fire by burnmewithoutfire reviews
Ava Radke and James Potter have had eachother's backs since they were in diapers. Fifth years no different, but being a Marauder isn't the easiest thing. /Rated M for future chapters. Considered yourself warned/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - OC, Marauders
Reunions of a Sort by Explicitly Awesome reviews
In a search for her father, Jenny finds her way to Torchwood, but can they help her find him? Rated T for my paranoia. R and R please .
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Jenny - Doctor's Daughter, Jack H.
Six Feet Under by Don'tstopDANCING reviews
What if Bella was lying to the Cullen's? What if she wasn't human like they all thought she was? The only problem is what are they? Bella's secret may just bury her six feet under. Rated M for language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Alec
Stone by starzee reviews
Damon and Caroline are kidnapped by werewolves... How will that change their relationship? ON HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,726 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Damon S., Caroline F.
Feral by atmd888 reviews
AU with movie/comicverse elements. Rogue and Wolverine meet for the first time as fellow X-Men. Fate draws them together after a very unusual attack leaves Wolverine in a unique position to help.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 68,178 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue
Rain Over Me by Alan's Only reviews
SMUT. Pure and Simple. Hermione finds herself in a nightclub with two very sexy wizards whats to do? And how will it change her life? PWP. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,221 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Frozen Nightmares by Mystery Hunter reviews
Quinn and Mark are just two mutant teens trying to find Xavier's. Mark's good with people, Quinn's not. After an incident shakes the Institute, Quinn must sacrafice something to save what is most precious to her.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 99 - Words: 92,850 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Complete
Of Snakes and Lions by imslytherinatheart reviews
Hermione is thrown back in time where SS and LM are 7th years. The Gryffindors ignore her but two Slytherins decide she is worth their time. SS/HG/LM. READ WARNINGS INSIDE. Don't like, don't click. Probably OOC, AU, not canon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,281 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Wild Flower by Granger21 reviews
Hermione was lost for 2 years just before the Final Battle. Can Lucius Malfoy and Severus Snape, along with the rest of the Hogwarts Staff help her adjust to this post-war life? Established LM/SS Eventual HG/LM/SS SLASH! Don't like, don't read!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,055 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
To Do Lists by DressagePunk reviews
The Marauders decide to make lists of their planned sexual exploits, betting on the ability of achieving these goals makes the lists all the more interesting. James/Lily, Lupin/Tonks, Sirius/OC x30 , and Peter/OC; SMUT Fic-let 5-6 Ch
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Marauders, Lily Evans P.
What Goes Around Comes Around by BrainsBeforeBeauty reviews
Isabella Swan, short and nerdy, was bullied by Edward Cullen and his posse ever since elementary. Teased and bullied by them made her move to Arizona with her mother. When she comes back to Forks for high school will they be able to recognize her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,350 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Bella, Edward
Their Other Half by Lillilyflower reviews
Behind every great man there is a woman who helped make him that way. Behind the Marauders there is one who showed them the way. This is the story of one girl who touched the hearts of four young boys and helped them grow into men. SB/OC/RL CH1 REDONE R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - OC, Marauders
Lucy Rowanwood by Valkyrie4Ever reviews
Lucy is one of Skulduggery's old friends, who fought in the war with him but left soon after. She's got secrets he doesn't know or does he? Does he feel the same about her like she does about him? Or has he moved on? And what have her brothers planned?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Skulduggery P.
Secret Order Meetings by fresh.new.lily reviews
George is working with Kingsley to develop tools and weapons for the war with Voldermort when he develops something else entirely. He didnt even know he was gay until he knew he loved Kingsley. Follow the story of their love as it grows while a war rages.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,980 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - George W., Kingsley S.
Memories in the Sharingan by XxNarutoFanGurlxX reviews
Sakura is ordered to partake in extreme measures in obtaining the past memories of Kakashi Hatake. She accepts the terms and understands that she could die, but as she's in the process, she finds herself being pulled toward of what was once her sensei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,951 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
A Bolt Of Lightning by MichelleS-9 reviews
Ziva wants Abby, Abby wants Ziva. Will it take Abby's concussion to bring them together? A Ziva/Abby story.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Burning Link by Spitfire47 reviews
Sequel to Pleading. Mutant Registration is law for mutants now, this forces Alison back to Xavier's school where she learns what has gone on the past years and what hell is all about as the Flight comes back, but this time her son gets involved.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Pyro
Scars by AcesXSpades reviews
Wolverine is tormented by an old friend of Xaviers. Will her teasing get the better of him or will he learn to deal with playful woman. Bad summary, sorry. Wolverine, ect. property of Marvel. Dria property of me. M for sexual content.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,703 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Wolverine/Logan, OC - Complete
The Anthropologist in the Accident by Katniss730 reviews
Episode Tag for 6x09. This is set before the final scenes of the Doctor in the Photo. What if Booth hadn't been there to rescue Bones from the car?
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
Not a Flower by Shelby95 reviews
Lily Evans has a twin sister named Elizabeth. As they take their journey to Hogwarts, branching out from a close relationship with Petunia, each stumbles into their own troubles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,334 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sirius B., OC
The Prisoner by doctorg reviews
AU - The X-Men, including Rogue, liberate a mutant experimentation lab and find a feral Wolverine. Then Rogue and Logan have adventures. :-D Action, angst, drama, smut, good spelling/grammar, it has it all. Pure Rogan - Wolverine/Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,194 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
PostTraumatic Stress by CodieOnCote reviews
My spin on what happened in Somalia and what happens afterward. Distrubing images and lots of angst. Tiva! Disclaimer: I do not own the characters
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Circle you, Circle me, Circle who? by The fuzziest Panda reviews
Used to be Itachi has a Sister! What happens when Itachi finds his sister after several long years of being seperated? Well nothing good that's for sure.deidaraxOC Full summary is inside. Sorry for the long wait!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,803 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Deidara, Akatsuki
To be immortal by The Forgotten Lover reviews
No one came back after Edward left in New Moon. Five years later, Alice Cullen shows up only to find a tombstone with Bella's name on it. Only thing is, no one knows if Bella is really dead. Can Alice find Bella and make up? Alice/Bella femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,169 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Alice, Bella - Complete
Of Rogues and Packs by Stunning Sunset reviews
Get in, get out, don't be seen. Simple mission orders. Except Logan found a labrat who was too similar to him and decided to keep her. The lone wolf now has to take care of a frightened and traumatized young girl and treat her wounds, physical and mental.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,741 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Rogue, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Grandma, Tell Me a Story by Parkway Dr reviews
First fic. Tsume sits her grandchildren down and tells them the story of how their parents met in a bedtime story they will never forget. KibaxSakura. Finally finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 171,073 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
A Voice In The Darkness by Nickeyd26 reviews
What if Edward did not take the dramatic route and wait till noon to step into the sun in Volterra? What if Alice and Bella were incapable of getting to him in time? What if he was not the only casualty of bad timing and misread visions?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,410 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Love Bites by K-Shandra reviews
It takes a lot more than good chemistry to keep a relationship going, it takes love, trust, faith and a willingness to confide in one another. Without these it is a maze of obstacles, misunderstandings and insecurities.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52,859 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 4/5/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
My Lovers by x-greeneyesy-x reviews
SS/LM/HG Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Manor House by doctorg reviews
Complete! "I'll show you anything you want to know. Teach you anything you want to learn. And I'll make damn sure you feel it..." A Wolverine/Rogue AU with a possibly flameworthy premise. Give it a try. Plot, angst, smut, and a happy ending.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
The Game by celtickat reviews
A series of GABBY one shots started out as a single one shot . **WARNING contains consensual spanking of an adult**
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
A short Trip by MoreZabby reviews
The team is in chaos and Gibbs decides to take everyone away in order to spend some "quality time" and resolve issues. Warning Abby/Ziva romance Rated M to be safe
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Pleasant Surprises, Welcomed Changes by jokerswyld reviews
Isolated from his friends after the end of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry's only escape from the nightmares is hard tedious work outside. That is until an unexpected letter arrives for him one day. Harry PotterDaphne Greengrass
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,580 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,626 - Follows: 2,061 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Between Love and Hate by Gemini Kiss reviews
Sakura is wanted by an S-class criminal, well isn't that nice? And Sasuke decided to come back to the village, great. Could things get more complicated? Why yes, yes they can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Moonshine by Moonlight by PrinceByCrime reviews
When a new student shows up on the doorstep of the Xavier Institute baring a remarkable resemblance to Wolverine what havoc will she bring? Student/Teacher Logan/OC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,547 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
La Famiglia by hundan reviews
Tony has a family reunion, he is told to bring someone so who will he take, the one person he has so much UST with that I wonder if they will survive the weekend without pretending to be together. Rated M just to be safe
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,258 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Keep a Weather Eye on the Horizon by Little Chiyo reviews
first movie. A young, beautiful maiden, daughter of a pirate is sent away by her father, anticipating a storm, in a rowboat that floats into none other that Port Royal at the same time a certain Captain Jack Sparrow does. Destinies collide, sparks fly.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Took You Long Enough by Kickilia reviews
It took Naruto a little more than three years to notice what Sasuke didn't say out loud. AU, SasuNaruSasu, Oneshot ! Edited and re-uploaded
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Lessons of life by Adri1577 reviews
A new student comes to live in the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters. One with his own abilities and disabilities, eventful history and maybe just a little future. Not a hero but a lad who belongs nowhere. Oneshot for now
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - OC - Complete
A Lot of Christmas Love SLASH GibbsTony by needtoknow400 reviews
Gibbs finally realizes just what he wants and it happens to be Tony. Lots of love, romance, some angst and sex at Christmas time
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 63,110 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
Second Chance by Xainmeline reviews
The story picks up when Caroline sleeps over at the Salvatore's mansion after her mother found out what she had become.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Caroline F., Damon S.
HateCan Feel So Good by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella and Edward are married, but things aren't all rainbows and sunshine for the couple. Sexual frustrated and angry, what will Edward and Bella do? "You still hate me" "Yeah"..."because, hating you feels so damn good" MAJOR LEMON!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire and Water by Koezh reviews
Lisbon's brother, a Marine, is killed and Gibbs' team are assigned to the case...
Crossover - NCIS & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,800 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Life After Darkness by Dafina reviews
The Ministry decides what to do with Lucius after Voldemort's death. Little do they know what secret he is hiding. When Hermione is thrown into the mix, will she help him or destroy him? His and Severus Snape's fate rests in her hands. Will be HG/LM/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,119 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Home by Sam22-2 reviews
ONE SHOT. Will reminisces what happened to Sam and how he felt. Spoilers for ROTF. Will/Sam Slash.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/23/2009 - W. Lennox, Sam W. - Complete
Darkened by FonsadaeandHimechi reviews
Dumbledore makes a reform in Hogwarts: two additional sorting ceremonies for the fourth and seventh year's students Guess where Harry ends up :D Slash! HP/DM, SS/LM, HG/BZ and maybe more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 113,372 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Different Summer by Gale Abbey reviews
Vernon Dursley goes too far in the summer after Book 5, and Harry decides to do something about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Cherries and Cigars by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For GunzNrosez, an Asuma and Sakura story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Sakura H., Asuma S. - Complete
The Truth Unveiled by ubetiburn reviews
Super!Harry Manipulatemenot Evil!Ron NO slash, new powers and challenges,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Harry P.