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Joined 12-27-10, id: 2673952, Profile Updated: 06-14-13
Author has written 6 stories for Sonny with a Chance, and Harry Potter.

Hey ya'll! (I'm Texan, deal with it XD)

So I mainly just made this account so I could review authors and tell them how amazing they are... because everyone needs a little love! I occasionally think of potential plots in my head when I can't go to sleep at night... but they are never written out, cuz I'm not really a writer.

So, I'm a 15 year old named Caroline (begins humming "Sweet Caroline") who is hopelessy obsessed with all things Sonny With A Chance and Channy!!!! Like seriously, really cute one-shots make me go EEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPP!!! So the specific author who deserves the credit for making me make this profile (ha! try deciphering that phrase!) is DancingRaindrops... like wow... just go read her multichap "Vocabulary Lessons"... She's so amazing!!

Hmmmm... What else about wonderful me... OOOOHHH I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT!!!! Her lyrics just make me... GAH!!!! Indescribable... so talented... What??? Can't a girl ramble about Taylor Swift in a crowded website? (hah... I made a reference... Yay me!!)

One more thing, I love God with all my heart and soul.

I was "enchanted" to meet ya'll (Texan- yeah...)

--Sweet Caroline

Woah. I just read that profile that I made almost 2 years ago! TWO YEARS!!

Weird.

Well, a lot has changed. I now consider myself a writer, and I have a journal full of stories (both published and not). But I still love to read. And I do it alot. And my grades are suffering as a result.

I have moved on from Sonny with a Chance, mainly because SEASON 2 SUCKED!!!!!!!! And I discovered two things...

1) The wonderful world of Harry Potter. And Dramione. (Dies of romance overload.)

2) Slash. (Curse you Cordelia Darcy, for making me watch X-men. By the way, are Charles and Erik still precariously stuck in that shower?? :))

So I now ship a bunch of things other than Channy (but I still kind of consider that my first love).

My friend once asked me what my OTP was. I responded that she could not possibly expect me to choose one couple from all the potential couples of the fictional world.

Here is my solution:

My OTP is ChannyDramioneElizabeth-DarcyMarius-EponineMerthurCherikBones-BoothMary-MatthewThor-Jane

Yup. It is that epic.

Okay I'm going to go because I fear my mother catching me and berating me for "wasting my weekend." Psh. If only she knew.

VIRTUAL HUGS IF YOU ACTUALLY READ THIS!!!

Caroline.


If I fall asleep with a pen in my hand, don't remove it - I might be writing in my dreams. Terri Guillemets

When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part. Because this is what love is. Love is not breathlessness, it is not excitement, it is not the desire to mate every second of the day. It is not lying awake at night imagining that he is kissing every part of your body. No... don't blush. I am telling you some truths. For that is just being in love; which any of us can convince ourselves we are. Love itself is what is left over, when being in love has burned away... - A movie I never heard of

Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. - Rose Franken

Anyone who said nothing's impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. - unknown

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and confuse the hell out of life - Unknown

You do your thing, and I'll do mine. You are you, and I am I. And if in the end, we end up together, it's beautiful. - Topanga Lawrence (Boy Meets World)

Do you know, Monsieur Marius, ...I do believe I am a little in love with you. - Eponine Thernadier

I'm not afraid of heights, I'm afraid of falling. I'm not scared of the dark, I'm scared of what's in it. I'm not afraid of love, I'm afraid of not being loved back. - Anonymous


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(U U)

This is Channy Bunny. *high voice* HEEELLLOOOO!!!!!! *normal voice* Okay, that was creepy. Anyways, if you love Channy, copy and paste him to your profile. Show your love for Sonny and Chad with your BUNNAY! :P


Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.


Christian

GOD is my master

Say what you want

believe what you will BELIEVE,

but I know what I know;

and what I know is that Someone

is watching over me,

that SOMEONE is in my heart.

Because when I feel A*L*O*N*E,

like nobody cares,

and tears fall freely from my face,

and my throat begins to ache...

I FEEL IT.

DeEp InSiDe mE

like Someone will always love me

and I don't have to be afraid. Not anymore.

Because it doesn't just feel unconditional...

it IS unconditional. Forever. And always.

It's not something you just... learn

It's not even describable by saying it is something you feel.

It's just - just Something you KNOW.


Right now I’m having déjà vu and amnesia at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.Steven Wright


If you sit in your car waiting for the song you love to be over, then leave.

If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway

If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep

If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.

If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.

If slow computers drive you CRAZY.

If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.

If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.

If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.

If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.

If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.

If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.

If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.

If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.

If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.

If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.

If you love people who text back instantly.

If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.

If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.

If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans.

If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.

If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.

If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.

If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.

If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.

If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.

If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.

If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.

If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.

If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!

If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.

If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.

If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.

If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.

If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.

If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".

If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.

If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.

If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.

If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.

If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.

If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."

If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.

If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.

If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.


But, best friends will help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A friend would bail you out of jail.

But, best friends will be sitting next to you saying, "Crud, we messed up." Then turn to the officer and say that you were framed.

Friends will pat you on the back to comfort you when you're crying and ask you, "Why are you crying?"

But, best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

Friends would borrow your stuff then return it a few days later.

But, best friends would lose your stuff and say, "My bad... Here's a tissue."

Friends only know a few things about you.

But, best friends could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

Friends comfort you because a guy rejected you.

But, best friends walk up right to the guy and say "You're gay, aren't you?"(Or she just sits next to him and Spanish and randomly hits him with her book and doesn't respond when he's like "What are you doing?!?!?!" and repeats the process several times)

Friends will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.

But, best friends will kick the whole crowds' butt for leaving you.

Friends are only through high school and college.

But, best friends are for life.


Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls

(This was written by a guy)
Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
This chain started in 2002.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are supposed to repost this.
Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!
NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future
relationships.
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!
Congratulations!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain
letter on the internet.
Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour)
post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?"
After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE!


SWAC quotes: they are necessary!

(Sonny finds Zora in the sarcophagus)
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh!
Sonny: Ahh!
Zora: Ahh! Don't you knock?!
Sonny: I'm sorry, I realize anyone was here. But you're Zora! I'm Sonny, I'm new.
Zora: Obviously. Otherwise you would have knocked.

Sonny: Don't you think it's time to bury the hatchet?
Zora: A hatchet! That's what we need!
Sonny: No, Zora, I mean it's time to end the feud.
Zora: That's what the hatchet is for!

Zora: We have a code.
Chad: Yeah, okay, well we have a chocolate fountain, all right? So what you think about that?
Sonny: You wanna know what I think about that? I'll tell you what I think about that... (to her castmates) Take what you can and run!

Zora: Why is Zac Efron up there?
Chad: 'Cause it's my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron. There will come a day when Zac Efron comes knocking on that door and he's like, "Hey, can I come in?" I'll be like, "Oh no, you're banned."

Tawni: So what does your dude's intuition tell you now?
Sonny (as Eric): It's time to take these broken wings and fly!

Chad: We should hang out sometime.
Sonny: The camera's off, Chad.
Chad: I know.

James: She so cute when she's angry.
Chad: Sonny's always cute. She can't do anything without being cute. (mutters) Stupid cute.

Sonny: Let me guess, "Stuck-up Mackenzie being chased by Bad Boy Bank Robber"
Chad: Let me guess, "Life of the Boston Tea Party"
Sonny: Well, at least my show brings joy to our viewers.
Chad: At least my show has viewers.

Sonny: This is nice... in theory.
Chad: Yeah, we, uh, make a good couple... hypothetically.

Tawni: We're going to somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground... it doesn't even exist!
Grady: (excitedly) We're going to Narnia?!

Zora: GPS activated. Welcome. Is your seat belt fastened?
Marshall: Yes.
Zora: Are you sure?
Marshall: Who are you, my mother?

Sonny: Well, Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.
Chad: Do they, Sonny? Do they really? Because sometimes, I heard, you get to have that one special dance with that one special person. You're just gonna have to settle for me.

Sonny: (to Chad) Oh my Gosh! That is the worst plan I've ever heard from the worst show I've never seen!

Sonny: So, do you really think I have pretty hair?
Chad: (shyly) I dunno... Do you really think I have sparkly eyes?
Sonny: (shyly) I dunno...Well, one of them is.

Sonny: (shyly) I dunno...Well, one of them is. [edit]

Chad: (about Sonny) Wow. What's up with her?
Selena: Oh, I think she's upset because of how much you like her.
Chad: Right, right...What?!? Wha- pff, I don't, I don't like Sonny! Where'd you get that idea?

Chad: If I wanna think you have pretty hair, I WILL!
Sonny: If I wanna think you have sparkly eyes, then I WILL!

Selena: Personally, I think the character's kind of dull but I'll liven her up. (to Sonny) And you are?
Sonny: The dull girl that you need to liven up.
Chad: (uses megaphone) Awkward.

Sonny: He's just trying to push my buttons.
Selena: (into recorder) Has buttons.

Chad: Who is this guy!?
Tawni: The love of my life!
Chad: Then why is she kissing him!?
Tawni: I don't know!!

Chad: I'm just warning you becuase I like you.
Sonny: And I'm just saying this because I like you. I DON'T LIKE YOU!

Chad: Stupid Cookie...

Chad: Sonny! Sonny, come here!
Sonny: What, Chad?
Chad: I need to tell you something in case I don't make it!
Sonny: Okay!
Chad: I love..
Sonny: Yes?!
Chad: I mean, I deeply love..
Sonny: Go on!
Chad: That more kids will be reading less books because of Chad Dylan Cooper!

Chad: One of you is responsible and I'm pretty sure -
(Sonny launches herself at Chad)
Sonny: No! Chad, oh Chad! I saw him! I saw Candyface! And I was so scared and all I could think was if only Chad Dylan Cooper the greatest actor of our generation were here to save us!
Chad: (pulls Sonny closer) He is, and he will!

Chad: So what do you want?
Sonny: Some answers
Chad: To what?
Sonny: To how it all ends, to how long it's gonna be before you ask the girl you're destined to be with.
Chad: I'm not sure I can answer that.
Sonny: Aren't you in charge of your own destiny?
Chad: Uh, I guess
Sonny: Well, then it's time to say enough. I mean when two people are this right for each other, there's only one thing to do.
Chad: How long have you felt this way?
Sonny: Just since yesterday! It hasn't been long but it hit me like a ton of bricks.
Chad: Guess I feel the same way.
Sonny: Well then do something about it.
Chad: Okay, I will. Sonny, will you go out with me?
Sonny: I'm sorry. Did you just ask me out?
Chad: I'm sorry. Didn't you just beg me to?
Sonny: Wait, do you think I was talking about - Oh dear, this is awkward.
Chad: Hahahaha.. Sure is, sure is awkward. I mean, I know why it's awkward. Just wanna know if you know why it's awkward?
Sonny: I was talking about Mackenzie and Chloe, but you seem to be talking -
Chad: No, haha. Yup, yup, me too same page. Whoo!
Sonny: Woohoo!
Chad: See, I just thought you thought I thought it was awkward 'cause you thought I was asking you out rather than Mackenzie asking Chloe out, which I was.
Sonny: Yeah, but you said Sonny
Chad: Yep, but that's awkward.

Chad: Peace out suckahs!

Chad: Do they Sonny? Do they really?


OH MY GOSH! That profile took SO LONG!

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Terrestrial Constellations by NightOwl360 reviews
For Jane and Darcy bringing Thor back to Earth is only the beginning of the adventure. Relationships are never easy, the past is always just a step behind, and sometimes the people we know best have the biggest secrets. Thor/Jane, Darcy/Fandral.
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In the Arms of Her Dragon by Wolf Blossom reviews
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The Fine Line Between Love and Hate by Short-circuit-Soulmate reviews
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Things Chad Dylan Cooper Will Never Do by lifeisveryshortsoami reviews
An episode by episode account of things THE Chad Dylan Cooper would never do...Or, at least, that's what he thinks at first. There might be one person who can make him do the unthinkable.
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Trust Me by hobbseyb reviews
Draco has never given a reason for Hermione to trust him. But now, their futures depend on exactly that.
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Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
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Retaliation by UnlessIt'sEvil reviews
His face was unsettlingly blank as he said, "You were going to kiss someone else. In front of me. As revenge." She made a face. "Well when you put it that way, it sounds rather petty." / / one-shot, Mary/Francis, alternate ending to 1x05
Reign - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Francis, Mary - Complete
Legally In Love by WingedWolf121 reviews
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X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,912 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
A Bet's A Bet by jsarahs reviews
"Zabini, I swear to Merlin, if you say it, I will literally rip—" "-Hermione. Jean. Granger." Blaise enunciated, punctuating every word with a poke to Draco's chest. "That's right, Draco Malfoy. I bet you won't be able to get Goody-two-shoes Granger to fall in love with you by the end of this school year. Take that in your pumpkin juice and suck on it."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
wisely and slow by neverendingsearchforreptar reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries (and I'm deeply sorry to any pride and prejudice fandom that may exist. These characters are not quite yours, are they?) twenty-five thoughts on William Darcy. A tentative M for the last chapter. All finished, so not really a WIP at all.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
and look how far we've come by gryffindorkxx reviews
Lizzie Bennet Diaries. 'Darcy finds himself so caught up in liking her that he doesn't realize that he's doing it (again) until he is.' {From their first dance to that fateful phone call at Pemberley.}
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Of Lion King and blanket nests by Optimisticynic reviews
The Lizzie Bennet Diaries universe. A phone call between Charlotte and Darcy leads to Gigi and Fitz coming home to a blanket nest, Lion King, a gleeful Lizzie, and a rather pleased (and rightfully so) Darcy.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
An American Girl in London by OkThat'sCool reviews
Just because you're a prince, doesn't mean you're not a douchebag. This ain't your average fairytale. P&P
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,626 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth
Difficult by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: "I should," I repeated. "But I don't want to." And then he smiled, and I was wrecked. HG/DM.
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Of Hipster Rock, Thin Walls and Douchebags by OkThat'sCool reviews
Living next door to Liz does not make for the quiet existence Darcy so desperately desires. A one-shot
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,615 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
You Belong With Me by WingedWolf121 reviews
Wherein Hank wears t shirts and the girl Alex is dating wears short skirts, and Hank and Alex indulge themselves in bad communication through sketchpads. Hank/Alex, slight Charles/Erik.
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Ice to Fire by simplydoitbest reviews
Dramione. His life is hurling towards the inevitable. He was taught to hate her , could he get away with lusting after her? What happens when they begin to fall for eachother at the worst possible time, some smut.
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Resonate by ElectricFlowerChildren reviews
But war is no time to fall in love. I knew this as clearly as I knew that I would do it anyway...and I would do it with you. Dramione with a spoonful of angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,618 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mobius by Abroma
The thing about a mobius strip is that, no matter how slowly you go, or how long the journey may be, you always end up right back where you started. A Three part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,704 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Have Mercy by blackkisbackk reviews
"I'll have Granger begging to be in my bed within the month. Mark my words." "Care to put your money where your mouth is?" At St. Mungo's, Draco meets Hermione, a new psychiatrist at his hospital. After being forced to work together on a battered woman, feelings develop, but things get complicated when Draco makes a dangerous bet. Non-magic AU. Also HP/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,014 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why Thunder Gods and Aprons Do Not Mix by Cordelia Darcy reviews
In which Thor discovers the joys of The Cooking Channel, and Jane decides to solve her problems like any reasonable adult would- by throwing things. Post-Avengers oneshot, Thor/Jane fluff.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Thor, Jane F. - Complete
Perfectly Imperfect by Icanterbareback reviews
"So help me, Sonny...if you get out of this car, I will kiss you!" "Kiss me?" "Kill you! I said kill you!"...yup. Even when they're lost on the road the only words that can really describe Sonny and Chad's relationship is, infact, Perfectly Imperfect.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 19,570 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Graduation and Other Horrible Things by OkThat'sCool reviews
Is it possible to fall in love with the guy that called you fat just four short years ago? P&P through four years of college. One shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Dream of You by Caprittarius'Rising reviews
The story seen through the eyes of Mr. Darcy following the story line from the 2005 movie. Not necessarily meant to be in Regency style. Inspired by a comment from the director's commentary. Read with a British accent.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,032 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Caught After Love's Fall by lifeisveryshortsoami reviews
In one night, a life can change completely. Sometimes, it can be for the best. Sometimes, it can make you wish you were never born. The third chapter in the COW and BULL series.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,364 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Obvious Advice by WingedWolf121 reviews
Meet Erik Lensherr, from X-Men Fist Class. He's about to leave Charles Xavier on a freaking beach surrounded by hostile ships, thus erasing any chance he ever had at happiness. This could have been avoided if he had a Sassy Gay Friend. Crack. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Echoes of Thunder in My Mind by LOLChanny819 reviews
Close your eyes, turn out the light, your screams are muffled by the shadows of night. The thunder rolls in, tensions rise in the atmosphere, and you wish more than ever he was already here.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,330 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
That's the Way I Loved You by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Hermione and Draco are together. But something's changed. He's not the same Draco she fell in love with; he's changed, seemingly for the better... But why's that a problem Hermione? Written with Taylor Swift's "That's the Way I Loved You" in mind.R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,389 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Cinderella Story: Missing Moment Montage by Jade-Max reviews
A Cinderella Story - Missing Moment Vignettes – Austin & Sam, Sam & Carter - Various
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,953 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Austin A., Sam M. - Complete
Absence Makes the Heart Impatient by Cordelia Darcy reviews
In which Jane tries to be logical, Thor tries to be patient, and both fail. Post-Movie, Three-Shot.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Jane F., Thor - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2696 - Favs: 3,257 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Genie Dylan Cooper by AbbielovesChanny reviews
"Well thanks for that, Chad, but you're not a genie. You can't snap your fingers and make my wish come true." "You're right, I'm not a genie. But if I was, what would your three wishes be?" Slightly OOC, at least for Sonny, one-shot. Pure Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Looks Like a Little Random's Afraid of the Dark by Muffalo829 reviews
Sonny has always had a fear of the dark. And when home alone with no one else to call, CDC comes to save her light bulb mishap. Will Channy become a couple? One-Shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Risky Business by Loved-Invention reviews
Everyone thought that we would be the perfect couple…two best friends who fell in love. So, Chad and I made a plan to set them straight. We'd fool them, and prove that we'd be a horrible couple. The only one I was fooling was myself. Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 54,845 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Operation Get Back by Melody of Words reviews
"You make my other eye sparkle. Also, you smell like fruit and cheese." -takes place sometime after Tween Choice Award episode; T for mild reasons; SonnyxChad oneshot; R&R
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,679 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Consequence by Paramore4eva0602 reviews
She was just a girl with a dream. Just a silly dream that was now about to come true. But, her one mistake of leaving has her facing the concequences. Can she cope with a whole new life, family, and this conceited jerkthrob she DOES NOT have feelings for?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,845 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Definitely Breathtaking by rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe reviews
When she felt him lean in and close the gap between them, she heard the fireworks exploding behind her, the colors bursting in the sky. It was amazing, finally having someone to celebrate the New Year with. Dedicated to Fanfreak4Channy for her birthday!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
That Moment by believeindreams-believeinyou reviews
-What do you do if the one you love is about to marry someone else?- Just a kinda-drabble fic based on Taylor Swift's Speak Now. Slightly fluffy, Channy. Reviews of any kind will be greatly appreciated.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Atonement by SomethingBlue42 reviews
After Lord Voldemort’s victory, Hermione Granger is bought by Draco Malfoy, the Dark Lord’s most trusted servant. The longer she stays at Malfoy Manor the more she comes to learn that while Malfoy is vicious and unrelenting, not everything is as it seems.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,017 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,566 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Marriage Hood by Rita.Marie reviews
Due to a school assignment from Ms. Bitterman, she decides it would be good for the students to learn what it's like to be married. But, what happens when Sonny & Chad get paired with each other for this assignment? Read to find out. HIATUS.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,671 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Sharing by XxSmashingPandasxX reviews
Sonny always thought that Chad's possessive nature was annoying. But it can tell a lot about a person. REALLY fluffy, Channy filled one-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Vocabulary Lessons by DancingRaindrops reviews
Sonny's having a little trouble with her vocabulary homework. Perhaps a certain someone can help her out. Now a completed multi-chapter! Winner of the 2010 Best Multi-Chapter Channy and Best Fluffy Channy.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,165 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/10/2010 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Mercy, Mercy Me by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth is a gum-snapping Meryton High teen and Darcy just happens to absolutely suck at being affectionate. No big. One-shot! Hay.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Complete
Leap Year by attica reviews
"Nobody needs anybody, Granger. They just want to the point of pain." One-shot, old! Written eons ago for sandi wandi at the dmhgficexchange. DHr as always.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Choices by MakeMeCrazier reviews
As we grow up, we are told to make choices. We are taught that some may be hard while others are… merely simple, and unimportant. They may seem so at the time, but we’re taught and prepared to make wise decisions in the life we grow up to. ChadxSonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Wind Chimes by TheOceanBreathesSalty reviews
Please Review! The characters are not mine. It's a Channy/Chadson/ChadSonny
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Japanese Blossoms by inadaze22 reviews
The snow fell, the wind blew, the trees swayed, and the blond man with a heavy heart just stared. Draco supposed it was fitting that the beginning of their story was at the end of another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 86 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Outside the Cubicle by Irony12 reviews
Iain really, really hates the receptionist's sister, his job, and that pesky platypus. This is the story of him finding a whole new life just by falling for a girl. A P&P, "The Office" crossover in one chapter and less than 35 pages.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,176 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Everything Changes by inadaze22 reviews
“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,191 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 3,135 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1968 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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The Little Things reviews
This... this was better than pissing off the Weasel. Dramione Awesomeness inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Exhaustion reviews
She was too tired to hate him anymore anyways.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
What Happens When Chad Gets Annoyed reviews
Sing to me, Muse, of the rage of Chad Dylan Cooper. Rating will change. Three-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Daily Routines and that Fraction of Hope reviews
"You've called yourself many conceited things, Chad, but wuss is a new one." One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Quite Satisfactory reviews
Because everyone knows that fairytales don't exist. One-shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Rationalizations and Justifications reviews
Because causing Chad Dylan Cooper's insomnia has to be a crime, right? One-Shot.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete