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You all deserve an explanation:
No, I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested. However, that test was completed nearly 5 years ago so it may be inaccurate. I now believe that i have multiple personality disorder . . . so i went to my friend and we had a very 'serious' discussion about me. In total we found that i have 349 different personalities. I tell you this because i do not wish to go back into that padded room. I want to tell you my favorite five.
217) Fat girl Drowning in Chooclate: this is when my inner fat girl (im not fat or in denial) comes out and i eat everything sight... she tends to be higly emotional.
15) Pyromaniac in love:this is when i become very cynical and sarcastic. I also become obsessed with fire and set everything i like on fire for my own entertaiment.
193) Puppy on Crack:This is my writing person. im hyper, crazy and i have the occasional hallucination . . . and occasionally i am on crack . . .
83) Eighty year old man: this is when i get seriously depressed. i get crotchedy and mean . . . not the best time to talk to me.
324) Drunken Inanimate object: This is my most common personality. symptoms of this one is as follows : laughing at radom moments, suddenlly falling asleep, creating random art projects in the middle of class, appearing out of nowhere coverd in mud, spray paint, and gummy bears and finaly bursting out in childrens songs sung in a different laguage.
I'd like to say that i have an amazing life with lots of parties, booze, and friends. I really would but as i was writing about that 'life' i had my friend walked in and made me erase it saying "the lord doesnt like liars" . . . speaking of friends i want to tell you about them. I have 2 and im using code names cuz they dont like people knowing that they are friends with me.
Jesus-Freak: She is my 'adult' friend . . . ie) she doesnt let us have fun! She loves the bible. Could probably get off just by reading Genesis. However, after extensive brainwashing we have changed her so that thing that was rammed up her ass has losened. Now all we need to do is get her mother on pills and we are in the zone!
Peace-Love-and all things Hippy: If you see a girl with red hair, surronded with boys and pulling off and outfit with 5 different patterns . . congrats! you have just met my friend. A raving hippy hidden in a cute 'church-girl' personality. Loves to cause drama and will do anything to get you to beg her for information. Can be highly frustrating, you need nerves of steel.
really pathetic huh?
So I go to one of those spoiled schools. Its very annoying to a person like me. 45% of the school consits of jocks and cheerleaders. 49% are kids trying to rebel and be different by dressing exactly the same as one another (punks). 3% are bands nerds that are either chubby, greasy, or creepy. 2.9% are hippies who think everything can be solved with a flower and koombyah (this is one of my friends however she disagrees and thinks you need a bong as well) the final .1% consists of dorks like me.
I really am a geek (I took a test that told me so!!) . . . I love anime and everything! I'm literally one step away from being in that basement, in a cloak, playing D&D. However, i have a bad side and you dont want to mess with me! Seriously. Ask anybody in the school and they will say that Im weird and mean. Ill garentee it! I really out did myself with my new 'personality'. A few bitchy statements, a sprinkle of mean looks, a pair of black pants and refuse to pay attention to anyone. pop that in the oven for a year on 'cool' and whalah! your very own 'dark' reputation!
So anyway, this is a website for writing (Lizzy the lion: DUH) so ur probably gonna wonder wat im gonna write. Harry Potter! This is a pathetic way to curb my obsession of that story when im around others. And ALOT of smut (hopefully) im a pervert and i know it. So expect alot of stories with a big warning label, and PWP. Im just glad that no one can read minds. . . . id be in ALOT of trouble, and everyone would be creeped out *smiles creepily and pretends to scare all the preps*
here is a little bit of writing i had to do for school. A demented teacher asked us to write about our flaws in a good way. Its a bit toned down but what the hay?
You know, in many places of self help the suggest that you acknowledge your flaws so you can fix them. While the idea has merit, I have a different look on it. Dont just look at your flaws, know you rpersonality inside and out. Take a day to just think about yourself, without falling into the normal rut of thinking. This will be one of the best things you can do for yourself. Knowing your best and worst qualities makes you stronger. The fact that I know whats wrong with me, makes other people saying it laughable! I'll even admit right here, what my greatest personality flaws are.
I am a hedonist
sadist/masochist (weird combination but there are parts of both)
and I want to be darker than I am.
Trust me, I have thought about it alot and I beleive that thats part of everything I am. The best thing is, unlike the self help books, I do this and dont change anything about me. I am the jealous type, but i allow myself to be jealous. I am an obssesvie who allows herself to obssess to the point of insanity.
smart (howelse would I get through school without paying attention)
witty and all around awesome!
So this post, just like all my others, was mostly about me. Granted, since no one looks at these anyway. This has become my personal diary that ends up all over the internet!.
Im out, me
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