Poll: im awful and want to start another story. since i'm gonna do it whether you say so or not, i decided i'd put this up randomly and see who noticed it. so! what story should i do next? all stories with an OC and possible Oc/character pairing Vote Now!
Author has written 8 stories for D.Gray-Man, Bleach, Ouran High School Host Club, Naruto, Hunger Games, Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, and Harry Potter.
info & stuff ;
name ; haley
nickname ; moony, calloniel, cal
gender ; female
da account ; phantumhive
plans ; these are works in progress. when they come into being is yet to be determined
the beast trilogy - divergent trilogy (oc/oc)
untitled - bleach (ichigo/oc) oneshot
anchor - bleach (ichigo/hichigo/tensa/oc)
porcelain fists chapter story - bleach (grimmjow/oc)
keeper - being human [uk] (mitchell/oc)
until forever ends - naruto (itachi/oc)
fall - naruto (itachi/oc AU)
untitled - star trek 2009 (kirk/oc)
monster - tokyo ghoul (oneshot series)
goner - tokyo ghoul (ode to sleep companion fic)
People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do think I was.
Stand back! I have no idea what I'm doing.
Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Perfect couples are like chocolate covered squid tentacles. On the surface, what you and I see, everything is great. But on the inside, the whole relationship is rotten.
The road to success is... currently under construction.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
Not the brightest crayon in the box now are we?
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
What if everyone else is weird and I'm the one that's normal?
When life hands you donuts, you eat them.
Procrasinators unite! ...Wait, nevermind, we can do this later.
I do not obsess. I think intently.
I'm not short, I'm concentrated awesome.
I didn't trip, I was testing the gravity... it still works.
Friends push you to get through hard times. Best friends push you to see you fall on your face.
Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
It takes 17 muscels to smile, 4 to frown, and none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
If at first you don't suceed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.
I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I like you. When I rule the world your death will be quick and painless.
If someone told most people they were weird, most people would disagree. I would ask what their first clue was.
Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
You're annoying. Go play in traffic or something.
If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead. So SHUT UP!
Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Of, that red stuff leaking out of them? ...That's cooking oil.
Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes.
Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.
You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to.
The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
When in doubt, make words up.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'.
Alright readers. Regardless of whatever one of my stories strikes your fancy, you have probably realized that I update very erratically. Unfortunately it is because I am a piece of shit. Sorry 'bout that.
Another thing - please don't send me messages complaining that I update one story more than another. Because yes, I do. I write whatever is the most fun and whatever makes me happy. As of 6/24/2015 that would be ode to sleep and some Yu-Gi-Oh! stories I'm thinking up.
Other writers will hopefully understand where I'm coming from.
So thanks for your patience and I hope that my writing (in whatever form) continues to please you.
(tbh I don't really care about the statistic below but it's funny so I'm keeping it)
92% of American teens would die if Fang told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would tell Fang to get over himself and then shove him back in your basement where he belongs. Then, you would resurrect the 92 percent of overjealous fangirls and use them as your zombie army to take over Canada and rename it Canadia where you would rule as Queen with Iggy by your side as your extremely hot king who has no real political power except to stand there and make you look good.