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 Author has written 7 stories for 39 Clues, Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Another Faust. Name: Hair Color: Brown/Black Eye Color: Brown Favorite Movies: Stardust Road to El Dorado Thief Lord No Reservations Pirates of the Caribbean 1-4 The Legend of Zorro The Italian Job The Pink Panther 1 and 2 Narnia: Prince Caspian Sinbad Anatasia Alpha and Omega Mulan Aladdin The Secret of Moonacre Tarzan Pride and Prejudice Lost in Austen Emma (BBC Series version) Mansfield Park Taking 5 I Am Number 4 Anne of Green Gables Jane Erye (BBC version) Back to the Secret Garden The Secret Garden (1997 version, the 2002 version sucks) Step up 2: The Streets Lion King 2: Simba's Pride Flipped ...and much more that I can't think about right now Favorite Subject in School (Currently): Italian, Science, Math (isn't sad, I'm starting to like Math) Least Favorite Subjects: Language Arts, History Favorite Color: Purple, Red, Black, Blue, Silver and Teal Least Favorite Color: Yellow and Orange Favorite TV Show: Tower Prep Unnatural History House of Anubis Common Law NCIS Zoey 101 The Nine Lives of Chloe King Castle Once Upon A Time Covert Affairs White Collar Fairly Legal Xena: Warrior Princess Community Jane by Design Bones Heroes Favorire Cartoons: Teen Titans Young Justice Kids Next Door Justice League Generator Rex Avatar: The Last Airbender Danny Phantom The Secret Show Pucca The Batman Batman Beyond X-men Evolution Favorite Comics: Young Avengers Jonah Hex Favorite Bands: Sick Puppies, Paramore, CW7 Favorite Animals: White Tigers, Snow Foxes and Wolves Favorite Pet: Cats or Dogs Favorite Books: The Percy Jackson by Rick Riordan Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan Kane Chronicles by Rick Riordan 39 clues Gallagher Girl by Ally Carter The Ranger's Apprentice by John Flanagan The Secret Series by psedonymous bosch (Raphael Simon) The Heir Trilogy by Cinda Williams Chima Heist Society Series by Ally Carter Once Upon a Time Series The Season by Sarah MacLean Dragonfly by Julia Golding The Agency (Mary Quinn Mysteries) by Y.S. Lee The Power of Six Vampire stalker (weird name, but it's awsome) Favorite Accessories: Silver necklace, rings and earrings Favorite #: 1, 3, 5, 7, 11, 12, 21, 24, 36 and 39 Favorite Sport: Volley (to play, I hate watching sports) Fun Facts For the Stalkers: I had a cat name Lola (39 Clues) I'm a Lucian/Madrigal (39 clues) Friends with a Janus and a Tomas (In the Percy Jackson series) I'm a daughter of Hades and a hunter of Artemis I love movies, reading and reviewing stories I have a passion for action movies, but (not many) chick flicks can (not always) be cool too I hate milk in my cereal (weird, I know) In the summer of 2010 I watched 220 movies (no travel, and I watched everything that was new on Disney, Nick and Cartoon Network) I hate cake (I'm sorry, but I have hated it since I was 4) I love to stay home in my PJs (they are comfy) I love libraries I'm a good leader I'm currently 13 years-old My made up characters Alexa Ann Cahill/ Kabra- She’s a young, 15 years-old girl who has black hair with5 stricks of dyed, cherry red hair and almost black, brown eyes. People say that her eyes are equal to 2 black holes. She is a fearless leader (a Lucian, if you haven’t guessed), she can get out of any situation and she has a big forgiving heart (she is half Madrigal) and she loves field work, especially if it includes swords play or archery. In the 39 clues she was born in between two branches, Lucian and Madrigal and she is one year older than Amy and Ian, not to mention there cousin. When she was 13 she was asked to infiltrate the Vesper strongholds, and she did for two years. Elena Louis-She is 15 years-old and Alexa’s best friend. She has dark skin, dark, straight, brown eyes and black eyes. People say if Alistair doesn’t have kids, she will rule the Ekat branch. She can invent almost anything. She loves Shakespeare and staying away from the field as much as possible. Here’s a fun fact for you, she is the girl Jonah Wizard feel for (in my stories at least.) Selene Moore- She is 13 years-old, but looks more mature than she is. She had long, wavy black hair and green eyes like a cat. People say she is the best young agent in the Lucian branch history! She is great friend with Alexa and Elena. She loves going undercover and spying on people. Rumor has it that she can kill anyone in less than 3 seconds. She has a guy, of course, James Kyle. James Kyle- A 14 year-old boy with blond hair and green eyes, he’s a Lucian, and Ian’s best friend. James is dating Selene, even though she is a year younger than him. Alexa would describe him as a very sweet guy, for a Lucian at least. James and Ian are total opposites, Ian can be outgoing and flirty, while James is more shy and not to mention smarter than Ian. Stella Venn-A 11 year-old girl with red-brown hair and gray eyes, she is a talented Janus who can design a dress that has Natalie Kabrabegging to buy. She has an older brother, Luca, a famous guitarist. Stella and Luca are used to have the paparazzi always on their back, but not as much as Jonah. Friends with Sophia and Nick Watson and Natalie Kabra. Luca Venn- A 15 year-old boy with brown hair and the most beautiful chocolate brown eyes Alexa had ever seen. As Stella mentioned, he is a famous guitarist, Janus of course. His little sister, Stella, is an amazing designer. Luca has a very interesting relationship with Alexa, they go to the movies, romantic park strolls and some times they kiss, that end up on the cover page of every newspapers in the world. Nick Watson- Twin brother of Sophia Watson (a 39 clues agent, Janus, don‘t own her), He is 11 year-old boy with black hair and jade green eyes (like Dan and Amy.) Unlike his sister, he is Madrigal (His mom was Janus and Father a Madrigal, they split the twin for each branch) and a very good Madrigal. Nick loves to play video games and collecting baseball cards. Favorite Pairings: (Very long list and getting longer) Amy Cahill & Ian Kabra (Iamy, Amian) (39 clues) Sinead Straling & Hamilton Holt (Sinilton) (39 clues) Natalie Kabra & Dan Cahill (Dalie, Natan, Danatalie) (39 clues) Annabeth Chase & Percy Jackson (Percabeth) (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Katie Gardener & Travis Stoll (Tratie) (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Thalia Grace & Leo Valdez (Thaleo) (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Piper Mclean & Jason Grace (Jasper) (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Suki Sato & Ray Snider (Ruki) (Tower Prep) Emily Wright & Gabe Forrest (Gabily) (Tower Prep) CJ Ward & Ian Archer (Tower Prep) Ellen Stepshenson & Jack Swift (Heir Trilogy) Linda Dowley & Leader Hastling (Heir Trilogy) Maggie Winnock & Jasper Bartlett (Jaggie) (Unnatural History) Saddie Kane & Anubis (Subis, Sanubis) (Kane Series) Agent Six & Dr. Holiday (Holix) (Generator Rex) Susan Pevensie & Caspian X (Suspian) (Narnia) Nina & Fabian (Fabina) (House of Anubis) Mara & Mick (Mickra) (House of Anubis) O/C & Jerome (House of Anubis) Cammie Morgan & Zach Goode (Zammie) (Gallagher Girls) Bex Baxter & Grant (Brant) (Gallagher Girls) Liz Sutton & Jonas (Jiz) (Gallagher Girls) Abby M. & Joe S. (Gallagher Girls) Macey McHenry & Preston Whiters (Pracey) (Gallagher Girls) (Don't usually watch adventure time, but I like this couple) Marceline the Vampire Queen & Finn the human Fionna the human & Marshell Lee the Vampire King (Fiona Lee) (Gender Bender, Adventure Time) Artemis & Kid Flash/Wally West (Waltermis, Wartemis, WallArt) (Young Justice) Artemis & Red Arrow/Speedy/Roy Harper (Young Justice) Jade/Chesire & d Arrow/Speedy/Roy Harper (Young Jusice) Miss Martian/M'gann M'orzz/ Megan & Superboy/Conner Kent (SuperMartian) (Young Justice) Tori Vega & Beck Oliver (Tock, Bori) (Victorious) Jade West & Beck Oliver (Bade) (Victorious) Numbeh 3/Kuki & Numbeh 4/ Wallybee (Kids Next Door) Numbeh 5/Abby & Numbeh 2/ Hoggie (Kids Next Door) OC & Numbeh 1/Nigel (Kids Next Door) Starfire & Robin/ Dick Grayson (Teen Titans/ Young Justice) Raven & Beast Boy (Teen Titans) (if Beast boy is a girl and Raven the boy, like in Change by MadHope, it's a good story check it out) Raven & Red X (Teen Titans) Bumble Bee & Cyborg (Teen Titans) Wonder Woman/ Princess Diana & Batman/ Bruce Wayne (Justice League) Halkgirl/ Shayera Hol & Green Latern/ John Stewart (Justice League) Lily & Garth (Alpha and Omega) Sam Pukett & Freddie Benson (Seddie) (iCarly) Carly Shay & Brad (Braly) (iCarly) Spencer Shay & Sasha Striker (iCarly) Katara & Zuko (Zutara) (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Katarina Bishop & W.W. Hale (Heist Society) Cassandra & Max-Ernest (Secret Series) Ziva David & Tony DiNozzo (Tiva) (NCIS) Abby S. & Tim McGee (Tabby, McAbby) (NCIS) Quinn P. & Logan R. (Quogan) (Zoey 101) Zoey & Chase (Choey) (Zoey 101) Chloe K. & Alek P. (Chalek, Aloe) (The Nine Lives of Chloe King) Ginny W. & Harry P. (Harry Potter) Hermione G. & Ron W. (Harry Potter) Olive D. & Fletcher Q. (Folive) (A.N.T Farm) Stella Y. & Ray B. (Raylla) (Lemonade Mouth) Kendall & Kick (Kick Buttowski) Heather & Alenjandro (Total Drama World Tour) Rougue/Anne M. & Gambit/Remi L. (X-men) Kate Beckett & Rick Castle (Caskett) (Castle) Ally D. & Austin M. (Austin and Ally) Blossom & Brick (Powerpuff Girls) Alex H. & Neal C. (Nealex) (White Collar) Annie W. & Jai W. (Covert Affairs) Patricia W. & Eddie (Peddie) (House of Anubis) Piper W. & Alfie L. (House of Anubis) Anne S. & Gilbert B. (Anne of Green Gables) Mary L. & Dickon (Secret Garden) Xena & Ares (Xenares) (Xena: Warrior Princess) Kiara & Kovu (Lion King 2: Simba's Pride) Alice C. & Jasper (Twilight) (This couple is my only reason for watching the Twilight Saga with my obsessive friend) Mary M. and Robin D. (The Little White Horse/The Secret of Moonacre) Juli B. & Bryce L. (Flipped) Least Favorite Pairings: Ian with Sinead or any other girl besides Amy (39 clues) Amy with Hamilton or Jonah or any guy besides Ian (39 clues) Jonah with Sinead (39 clues) Hamilton with Natalie (39 clues) Dan with Reagan or Madison (39 clues) Percy and Rachel or any other girl besides Annabeth (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Leo with Khione (Percy Jackson & the Olympians) Seph with Madison (Heir Trilogy) Gabe with Suki (Tower Prep) Henry with Maggie (Unnatural History) CJ with Cal (Tower Prep) Patricia with Fabian (House of Anubis) Fabian with Joy (House of Anubis) Patricia with Jerome (House of Anubis) Jerome with Mara (House of Anubis) Miss Martian/ M'gann M'orzz/ Megan with Kid Flash/Wally West (Young Justice) Freddie with Carly (iCarly) Aang with Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Mai with Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Azula with Aang (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Toph with Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) Gabrielle with W.W. Hale (Heist Society) Katarina with Nick (Heist Society) Sam with Spencer (iCarly) Gibby with Sam (iCarly) Chloe with Brian or anyone besides Alek (The Nine Lives of Chloe King) Alek with Amy or anyone besides Chloe (The Nine Lives of Chloe King) Annie W. with Ben (Covert Affairs) Sara H. with Neal C (White Collar) Really Really Sweet: Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life Girl runs away in shock and pain and Boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. This is super sweet. Really... If you read it and think that it's sweet, copy and paste it into your profile! A few things to say to guys: Guy: Haven't I seen you some place before? Guy: Can I buy you a drink? Guy: How did you get to be so beautiful? Guy: Your face must turn a few heads. Guy: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. Guy: I think I could make you very happy. Guy: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? Guy: Can I have your name? Guy: want to see a movie? Guy: Where have you been all my life? 95 of girls would sob and scream if the Jonas Brothers were on top of a 100 ft building, thinking about jumping. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 5 who'd just push them off. List your favorite characters from the 39 Clues fandom in no particular order. 1 Isabel 2 Alistair 3 Dan 4 Ian 5 Hamilton 6 Ted 7 Jonah 8 Natalie 9 Amy 10 Nellie 11 Sinead 12 Saladin Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to? Sinead/Hamilton, Sinead/Jonah, Reagan/Ted, but never Ted and Sinead. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? What would happen if Twelve got Eight Pregnant? Can you recall any Fics about Nine? Would Two and Six make a good couple? Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be? When was the last time you read a fic about Five? How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight? Interested…And amused *evil grin* (Natalie/Jonah) What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? Um… I would think, get over Ian! (to my friend Imani) How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky? How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever? You just had a really, really bad day and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do? Ask her where Amy and Dan are. (Nellie) What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now? (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say? (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think? Where is the music police when you need it? (Ian/Amy/Jonah) (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do? Call the Ekat branch, why are there two Ekats doing in my school? (Sinead/Alistair) List your favorite characters from the Percy Jackson fandom in no particular order. 1 Annabeth 2 Nico 3 Thalia 4 Percy 5 Katie 6 Travis 7 Leo 8 Jason 9 Chiron 10 Piper 11 Connor 12 Clarisse Have you ever read a Six/Eleven FanFic? Do you want to? Connor/Travis? Never read one, but I’ve seen them. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? Can you recall any Fics about Nine? Would Two and Six make a good couple? Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Make up a summary for a Three/Ten Fic. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort Fic. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve Fic, what would the warning be? When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Katie, three days ago. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a fight? Sad, but Jason and Leo have fought before. What would you think if you found (4) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours? I would think it was awesome, Percy rules! 92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run up or down an escalator and SUCCEEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (I am a Lucian) If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (It's called Mayn Moon, don't ask, and yes, my screen name has somthing to do with it) If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth- If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile. If you have read my profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. 93% of american teens would have a severe emotinal break-down if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 that would ask,"What was your first clue?" Then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that Jack Sparrow is a man who has had way too much rum and is loney in the head, but that is what makes him awsome, copy and paste this into your profile. IF YOU LOVE PERCABETH, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE! If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, add this to your signature. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. 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If you have ever had multiple songs stuck in your head at the same time, copy and paste this onto your profile. You know you're a 39 Clues fan when... You have actually tryed to put together the clues (guilty) You confuse your history teacher as to why you know so much about Ben Franklen (...Yes) You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized (I read that chapter more than 20 times) You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are (no... not yet) When you lost the board game the first time you cryed because you thought it ment you weren't a good clue hunter You predected that the Madrigal's were started by someone named Madiline You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about (I'm a lucian, but I've called someone a stupid Tomas) Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy (not really) You have rewriten a song to be a Cahill versoin You actually realized that Ian/Amy started likeing eachother the same way Hope/Author did (guilty) You sepkulate as to who Irina's child's father is (Yes, and he was killed by Isabel) You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that (nervous giggle) You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right (Yep) The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues (Yes) You can give the title and colour of the books without thinking (My friends call me anoying for it) You bought a book just because it was writen by one of the authors (Rick Riordan) You desperetly want to be in the movie You cheer every time someone says "39" You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books (GO LUCIANS!!!) You say "go all Lucian" You say "your Janus is showing" or Ekat, or Tomas... (Yep) Even thought they haven't read them, your friends know everyting about the books You try to "convert" Twilight fans (just my cousin, the other don't derserve to know of the Cahill World) You wish your branch would just contact you already (When will they call?!) You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy (Maayy-be) You stay awake at night wondering if Shep is still in jail You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died You've read all the books at least four times... and they still aren't old (Sadly yes) You wish Ian and Amy would just make up already! (They should!) You read a certain book series, listened to a certain music genre and/or watched a certain TV show, just because one of the characters liked it (I think I'm going mad!) Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Lucian spy sent to kill you (Or a different branch if you are a Lucian) (the Ekats are on to me!) You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom (the completed ones) You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more... (10 times and counting) One of your favorite numbers is 39, 7, 5 or 19 (39 because... well duh. 7 for how many teams are in the series. 5 for how many Cahill branches there are. 19 for how many main characters there are) (Have you read my profile?) Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (George Washington's a Tomas) Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above. (Yeeesss) You made four accounts on the 39 Clues website, one for each branch, so you could read all the files (Who didn't?) Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much You sign your E-mails with what ever your alias is on your agent card on the 39 Clues website You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives (and it's fun) You want to be trilingual just because Nellie is (bilingual (Potuguese and English), but I'm learning Italian) You found, and memorized, all 39 Clues from the official website (You aren't a fan if you haven't memorised it, and I know where all the Lucian clues are located) You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing. (I'm a perfect Lucian) You buy everything 39 Clues you can get your hands on You've learned, and memorized, everything there is to know about the Cahills and the 39 Clues contest (Guity) You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves) You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real (It could be real... If you think about it) Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series (you know it) You have a crush on one of the book characters (nope, I really don't) Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection You spend most (if not all) of your allowance on the Card Packs (in between the books, of course) You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person (yes) You wish you could meet all the authors (yep) You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!) You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went (some parts) You buy every book the day it comes out, no later then the day after it comes out If you read this, and your head was on none-stop nod-mode, copy and paste this on your page! --By Lieutenant Evergreen An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. when life gives you lemons spit lemons into lifes eyes America is a free country. Of course, you can't get that freedom until you are eighteen, but that's okay, because when you do turn eighteen, you get a bunch of privileges, like doing jury duty, paying taxes, and paying off bills... "You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because you are all the same." Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Olny dum pepol cant spel. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. Education is important; school, however, is another matter. No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me. I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water! If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!! Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I smile because I have no idea what's going on! -I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! -If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. -Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people. -Trying is the first step toward failure -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not -What part didn't you understand? The N or the O? -Life sucks, and then we die. -I like your approach, let's see your departure. -Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again. -It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them? -Two lefts don't make a right, but three do. -I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice! -I had a dream, and in it, something eats you. -You have a face even a mother wouldn't love. -You go girl, and don't come back. -I lost my life, can I have yours? -A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' -I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -In the beginning the Universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. -Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. -If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them. -I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. -Curiostiy killed whoever got in my way. -I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up. -I don't get mad..I get even. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more - Don’t mess with me. I've got a stick. - I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. - Curiosity might have killed the cat, but do I look like a cat to you? -If vegetarians eat vegetables what do humanitarians eat? -If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen! -To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Man: I'm God's gift to women Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Guy: I know how to please a woman Guy: I can tell you want me Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Guy: I want to give myself to you Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Man: Are you from Tenessee, 'cause your the only TEN-I-SEE ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 percent of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 percent of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black,when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black,and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white,when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile. Stuipid Fears Ablutophobia - The fear of taking showers 9 Things I Really Hate- 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? 2 People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why in the world would you keep looking after you've found it? 5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the stupid floor. 6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new. 8 When people say 'life is short'. What the freak?? Life is the longest darn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I still be standing here? I don't think so. Stupid reall warnings: On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: How I learned to mind my own business : 25 Weird and Random Things to Do in Class 1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use them. Nobody appreciates the Starlings. Post this if you do: I'm Starling Struck for my Starling Darling. GO STARLINGS GO!! YOU'RE NOT EVIL! SORTA! Weird, Funny Quotes: “And I will show that nothing can happen more beautiful than death.” -Walt Whitman “Be curious, not judgmental.” Walt Whitman “Every moment of light and dark is a miracle.” - Walt Whitman “Freedom - to walk free and own no superior.” -Walt Whitman “Have you heard that it was good to gain the day? I also say it is good to fall, battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are won.” -Walt Whitman “Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.” -Walt Whitman “Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely.” -Walt Whitman “I accept reality and dare not question it.” -Walt Whitman "I am sorry to see you here, but if you had fought like a man, you needn't be hanged like a dog." -Anne Bonny says to her lover Jack at trial. “Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.” -Benjamin Franklin “Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.” -Benjamin Franklin “God heals and the doctor takes the fee. “ -Benjamin Franklin “Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.” -Benjamin Franklin “He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.” -Benjamin Franklin “Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.” -Benjamin Franklin. “God forgive you, but I never can.” - Queen Elizabeth I “I do not want a husband who honors me as a queen, if he does not love me as a woman.” - Queen Elizabeth “I have the heart of a man, not a woman, and I am not afraid of anything.” - Queen Elizabeth I “I know I have the body of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too.” -Queen Elizabeth I “I shall lend credit to nothing against my people which parents would not believe against their own children.” -Queen Elizabeth I “I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.” -Queen Elizabeth I “Ye may have a greater prince, but ye shall never have a more loving prince.” -Queen Elizabeth I "The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." -Nikola Tesla "Insanity is hereditary, you can get it from your children." -Unknown "What dost thou say- that I have not sense? No, I have better, I have a sense of humor!" -This Isn't What It Looks Like by Psedonymous Bosch (LM: Intresting, weird, funny take your pick) New code (39 clues)- Weird to sound so going this sentence is! (copy and paste this onto your profile if you understand) Sllihac elur, Srepsev kcus! (copy and paste this onto your profile if you understand) live lla t'nera snaicul {yes this is English} (copy and paste this onto your profile if you understand) People With Way Too Much Time on Their Hands and a Pack of Scrabble Letters DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: MOTHER-IN-LAW: Fine the Real Definition: (From Italian Job) F reaked Out I nsecure N eurotic E motional Here is a list of my life principals. Blunt, smart assed, and determined. My best traits! Ha ha. -All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. -Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again. -Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. -Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. -Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. -Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird? -There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day. -Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines. -I'm going to live forever, or die trying. -If I had something good to say, I would have already said it. -Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a looser at the same time. -Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that. -Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use. -If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space. -Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. -I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. -Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -Education is important; school however, is another matter. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder! -Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message. -They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. -I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! -That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist. -If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either. -Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. -It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. -People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House. -I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens. -I do not deny everything. -Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk. -The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory. -Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out. -I'm not short I'm fun sized. (i'm actully tall, but I like the saying) -Love me or hate me personally I could care less -Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me -You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then. -When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back. -Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! -I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : ) -Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. -Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over -silence is golden, duct tape is silver -Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. You love jeans. Total= 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. TOTAL = 11 Does Your Name Fit You? A: Cute! B: Loves People! C: Good Kisser! D: Makes People Laugh! E: Has Sparkely Eyes! F: People Wild And Crazy Adore You! G: Very Outgoing! H: Easy To Fall In Love With! I: Loves To Laugh And Smile! J: Is Really Sweet! K: Really Silly! L: Smile To Die For! M: Makes Dating Fun! N: Can Kick The S#$% Out Of You! XD O: Has One Of The Best Personalities Ever! P: Popular With All Types Of People! Q: A Hypocrite! R: Good Boyfriend Or Girlfriend! S: Super Hot! T: Very Good Kisser! U: Is Very Sexual! V: Not Judgmental! W: Very Brod Minded! X: Never Let People Tell You What To Do! Y: Is Loved By Everyone! Z: Can Be Funny But Dumb Sometimes! (Bold= letter of my name, Underline and Bold= letters used twice) (I'm not entirely sure it applies to me) HOW GUYS FLIRT: 1. He stares at you alot. 2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting ) 3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school 6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process 7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk. 8. You hung up on him. He called you back. 9. You were invited by him to a group outing. 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all. 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder... 12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes. 14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.) HOW GIRLS FLIRT: 1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name. 2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny. 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you. 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you. 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face. 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested. 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you. 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like. 9. You catch her staring at you. 10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you. 11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot. 12. She knows your phone number and address. 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible My Favorite Secret Series Quotes- From the Jester- "What dost thou say- that I have not sense? No, I have better, I have a sense of humor!" From Master Wei's dad- "To take a step forward, you must first take a step backward." From Master Wei's dad- "Practice makes permanant." From Master Wei- "You can try to run away from you talent, but you can't run away from me!" 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Gabriela 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: First 3 letters of real name plus izzle: Gabizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Favorite color and favorite animal: Purple Tiger 4. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: 2nd Favorite color and favorite drink: Red Coke 5. YOUR ARAB NAME: 2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name: Aleolia 6. YOUR GOTH NAME: Black and the name of one your pets: Black Lola 7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: Favorite fruit and something that can go wrong: Skydiving Cherry 8. YOUR PIRATE NAME: Any color and a pirate accessory: Red Pistol 9. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Your middle name and street you live on: Rocha 51st 10. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: First 3 letters of your last name and first 2 letters of your first: Salla 11. YOUR STREET NAME: Favorite ice-cream and favorite cookie: cotton candy chocolate-chip Friends vs. Best Friends FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Twilight sucks. Percy Jackson rules! Here are some ways to prove my point: Twilight sucks. Avatar rules! Here are some ways to prove my point: Edward Cullen is a Stalker. Bella Swan is a Wimp. Alice Cullen is a Freak. Jasper Cullen is a Cannibal. Rosalie Cullen Is Ugly. Emmet Cullen Is Retarded. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn't you say? Real Headlines: Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors And the winner is... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead (Did I read that right?) COCA COLA WENT TO TOWN PEPSI COLA KNOCKED HIM DOWN DR PEPPER PICKED HIM UP NOW WE'RE DRINKING 7 UP. 7 UP CAUGHT THE FLU AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF THE MOUNTAIN NOW WE'RE DRINKING WATER FOUNTAIN WATER FOUNTAIN BROKE AND NOW WE'RE DRINKING COKE! Copy and Paste...this is hilarious Reasons Why I Shipping Seddie- - Seddie sounds better than Cruddie (oops, I mean Creddie *No, I don't*) - Sam Freddie = Intertainment Carly Freddie = Snore - I like love/hate relationships - Love/Hate relatoiships keep you on you toes - Their conversations are hilarious. - They're funnier - Spam, is weird and have you seen Sibby? Worst yet, CAM! *shudders* Sayings to the Mad and Crazy (Like me)- There are probably others, but I forgot about them. Ahh well. You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you. I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa? Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is. Be yourself. That's crazy enough I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything. I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away. If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it The below statement is true The above statement is false In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?! Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! I will temporarily rule the world, forever. Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles." I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere. Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt! I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours. MILK FEELS PAIN! "When did you become so crazy?" "I'm gonna turn you into a frog" (Waves hand) If you are Mad as a Hatter and proud of it, copy and paste these jokes onto your profile For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I’m INTO JIM HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I live(d) in the COUNTRY, so I MUST (have) live(d) on a farm. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be goth I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I’m DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store I’m a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I’m an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I’m THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's ass I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one” I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player I have big boobs, so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist I'm in/was in BAND, so I MUST be a dork I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic jerk. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I can't help but BLUSH when I'm around a cute guy so I MUST be a dumb slut I'm good at SINGING so I MUST need attention I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with I wear MAKE-UP so I MUST be ugly I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider I LOVE country music so I MUST be a redneck hillbilly You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. You write fanfictions about the book. You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. Everything reminds you of the book. You quote random lines all the time. You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. You've read a book more than five times. You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. You have a pile of books and doesn't think that it'll last a week. Eight Things I Will Do For My Best Friend: 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry retard. 2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt. Odd Questions- Why do we drive on the parkway and park in the driveway? How fast would a zebra have to run to look gray? Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are we more likely to wreck when we’re being ‘wreckless?’ How does a snowplow driver get to work on a snowy morning? Send a package by car, and it’s called a shipment. Send it by ship and it’s called cargo! Why? Why is it called ‘rush hour’ when everyone slows down? Why do noses run and feet smell? Would a fly with no wings be called a ‘walk?’ Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Why are they called ‘stands’ if we sit in them? A fine is a tax for doing wrong. Does that mean a tax is a fine for doing well? How did a fool and his money get together is the first place? If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? 16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it “IN” 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso. 6. Finish all your sentences with “In Accordance to the Prophecy”. 7. Don’t use any punctuation. 8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 9. Specify that your drive thru order is “To Go” 10. Sing Along at the Opera 11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme. 12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON I WON!!” 14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “Run for your lives, they’re loose!!” 15. Tell your children over diner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.” 16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy. The Perfect Boyfriend List- What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you: When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hits you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin - Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00 am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating! Opening credits: Hot- Avril Lavigne Waking Up: The Best Damn Thing- Avril Lavigne First day of school: Thriller- Michael Jackson Falling in love: I won’t Say I’m in Love Fighting:Smooth Criminal- Michael Jackson Breaking up: Blind- Ke$ha Driving: Hey Stephen- Taylor Swift Flashback: Outside of You- Hilary Duff Mental Breakdown: S.O.S- Jonas Brothers Getting back together: Hot n Cold- Katy Perry Prom Night: Bad Romance Wedding: Sk8ter Boi- Avril Lavigne Birth of a child: So Bring It On- Cheetah Girls Final battle: Decoded- Paramore Death scene: Tangled Up In Me- Skye Sweetnam Funeral: I’d Lie- Taylor Swift End credits: You Belong With Me- Taylor Swift 1.WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? Play With Fire- Hilary Duff 2. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Beautiful Eyes- Taylor Eyes (That‘s kinda creepy, most of my friends are guys…) 3. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Shut Up & Kiss Me- Orianthi (Okay…?) 4.WHAT IS 22? Change- Taylor Swift (22 does need to change) 5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Under My Skin- Avril Lavigne (She can be annoying…but not all the time) 6.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? I Won’t Say I’m In Love (No comment) 7.WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Loser Like Me- Glee Cast (Of course) 8.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Hey Now!- Hillary Duff 9.WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? One of the Boys- Katy Perry (I can't deny that, but he is something) 10.WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Livin’ on A High Wire- Lemonade Mouth 11.WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Today Was A Fairy Tale- Taylor Swift (How appropriate… I’m NOT getting married) 12. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Get Off My Back 13.WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? The Traveling Song- . (Traveling, at least something makes sense) 14. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Don’t Ya Wish U Were Us- Lemonade Mouth (I‘m not coincided!) 15. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Going Under- Evanescene 16. WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Smile- Avril Lavigne (I don't hate to smile, well, sometimes) 17. HOW WILL YOU DIE? Decoded by Paramore (I'll die decoding?) 18. WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Speak Now- Taylor Swift (Depends on who's wedding I walk into) 19. WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Pictures To Burn- Taylor Swift (Let's burn pictures) 20. WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? Forever and Always- Taylor Swift 21.WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? I’m Only A Girl (What the title said) 22. WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? I’m With You- Avril Lavigne 23.DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? What I like About You (I'll take that as a yes) 24. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? So Bring It On- Cheetah Girls 25. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Falling Down- Avril Lavigne (Falling down does hurt) 30 Personal Rules #1- Always be prepared. #2- Never bring too much attention yourself #3- If someone knows something that can be used against you, denied. #4- Deep breaths when things start to change. #5- Observation is key to knowledge. #6- Sometimes covers tell more then summaries. #7- True emotions should never reach the surface. #8- There is always more than meets the eyes. #9- Coincidences don’t exist. #10- Paper is final, everything else is negotiable. #11- Everything and anything can and may harm you. #12- There is such a thing as too much communication. #13- Anything can be used as a weapon. #14- No one is normal. #15- Perfection doesn’t have an example. #16- Running away isn’t the best way to go, but it’s the fastest. #17- Trust is earned, not given freely. #18- There is always a reason. #19- Acceptance is the final step to recovery. #20- You can run, and you can hide. #21- Don’t change for anyone but yourself. #22- Isn’t only an embarrassment if you let it be. #23- Never lie to authorities, but never betray your unit. #24- If I don’t trust you. Don’t trust me #25- Things are never as complicated as they seem. #26- Don’t lie to yourself. #27- If you believe, there’s no shame in the truth. #28- No matter how much you change some people will always hate you. #29- Sometimes you need to go by your own rules. #30- No matter what you do life will find a way to suck. HARRY POTTER QUESTIONS 1. What house are you in? Slytherin 2.What does your wand look like and what is it made of? It’s made of Dragon scales that change from purple, blue and green depending on the power of the spell. 3. What kind of pet do you have? A cat. 4. What does your pet look like? Egyptian Mau (Gray with Black stripes and spots) with Green eyes. 5. What’s your pet’s name? Serpius 6. Who is your favorite ghost? Moaning Myrtle 7. What character do you have a crush on? Is that really important?…fine... Draco. 8. Who are your friends? Hermione, Luna, Ron, Harry 9. What is your favorite class and why? DADA because it has all the best spells. 10. Who is your favorite teacher and why? Snape because… I don’t know… I just like him. 11. Who is your least favorite character and why? Dolores Umbridge because she is so perky, always wears pink and the whole idea of her character makes me want to zap her with a forbidden curse. 12. What would you like to do to your least favorite character? I’d like to say the death spell but then she would die too quickly for my taste. Maybe make her use that evil pen of hers writing ‘I am the worst person ever’ twenty times. (Yes, I realize it's a bit over the top. No, I don't care if you think I'm crazy) 13. What position would you play in Quidditch? Side line cheering, my ambition doesn’t extend to sports. 14. What is your favorite magical creature? Dragon or Phoenix. 15. If you had to face a boggart, what shape would it take? Dementor or Giant Spider or Myself 16. What is your patronus? A tiger or wolf 17. What is your favorite spell? Stupefy and Evanesco 18. Do you become apart of the D.A? No. 19. What do you see when you look into the Mirror of Erised? I see nothing, I already have all I want. Personality Survey Loser Total= 6 Prep [ ] You pop the collar Total = 8 Band Geek [ ] You are/were in regular Band. [ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year. Total = 1 Thespian Total = 8 Overachiever Total = 5 Goth Total = 4 Nerd Total = 4 Garage Band Junkie Total = 0 Emo Total = 4 My Definition of Kiss- K eep I t S imple S tupid |
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