The Arcticourt Spellwright
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Joined 12-27-10, id: 2674722, Profile Updated: 11-13-11
Author has written 2 stories for Code Lyoko, and Ed, Edd n Eddy.

Greetings. I have been lurking on this site for quite some time, but only recently have I felt confident enough with my skills with writing to bother joining and posting. I am currently a senior in high school, and my favorite subjects are English, any kind of history (except the Advanced Placement kind), Religion, and Latin, in which I am on my fourth year. Expect this to show up in my writing. I know kung fu. My hobbies include the sacred art of the Wikiwalk and lurking on speculative fiction sites. I have a number of strange obsessions, including studying and coming up with genealogies, bird watching, and an apparently disturbing fascination with taxidermy. On the more normal side of things, I like stuffed animals; mushrooms; books and libraries; fine architecture; cats, birds, wolves, and dogs that have practical purposes; watching earwigs drown in the bathtub, and having AD/HD. I hate shopping for clothes, designer dogs, spiders, and having AD/HD. My heroes are Nikola Tesla and Mother Teresa. (I would put Jesus there, but he deserves a higher category. How about God?) I love my family, but feel they need counseling.

There. That is all that I feel is necessary to give out to the world. I hope it was entertaining. Do not expect crack fiction from me, though: my real-life interests are more crackish than my writing style. You may see subtler examples, but expect to get, at best, historical in-jokes and puns from me. (While I truly appreciate crack-fiction, I cannot write it well, since few people seem to get my jokes, thus my resignment to so-called "intellectual" humor. Kudos to those who can do the high artform.)

I am currently writing The Lyoko Chronicles Book I: The Lost Tower. I have written others before, but because I have never finished one, I have never before posted. Since I am in my last year of high school (god forbid!), I would like to have written at least one completed fanfiction. So, I’m trying the common “write-chapter-post-wait-a-week-write-next-chapter-then-post-a-week-overdue” process used by most authors on this site for a change. Hopefully, the thought that people want an ending will drive me to finish this.

13 November 2011 Favorite Animals:

Class: Aves

Domestic: Cats

Scavenger: Common Raven (Corvus corax)

Mythological/Fantastic Beast: Dragons

Predator: Wolves

If I were to come back as any animal, I would choose to come back as an African Grey Parrot (Psittacus erithacus), preferably one in a research situation. It has the ability to fly, but also has the ability to speak, and combined with its high intelligence, if memories of this life DO start emerging in its brain, it seems likely that the 'bird brain' would be able to process the information and perhaps even report it. My parrot self would then either become the first 'species-confused' or crazy parrot to be able to speak in the eyes of science, or would become the first literate parrot capable of using the internet for its own amusement.

6 June 2011

Seeing as I have just graduated, I admit my failure to achieve my set goal of 'one completed fanfiction' before graduation. Alas! I got sidetracked first by worldbuilding for my present story (the same as above; do not worry; I have not abandoned this!), and then further by the inexorable demands of AP and Final Exams. Released from those constraints, I am confident that an update will happen early this July.

7 October 2011

I am now a Freshman at a University that shall not be named. In my efforts to get over the block I have developed on TLC, I have begun a new project, Trial By Ed, and it seems to be working out well--too well, in fact; it has taken over my writing entirely. Consequently, TLC will NOT be updated by November, though I will come back to it once TBE is out of my system. In the meantime, I do encourage people to see what this newer story has to offer.

2 November 2011

Wow. Where did October go? I blame my research on the Pentagon—American English and I have had a little conflict of interests when it comes to the terminology, and poor Google has gotten caught in the crossfire. [Illustrating this is my little hissy fit last night (I normally don't do this, but the deadline was today and I STILL had yet to find enough sources): "Building, dogammit, building! NOT institution, not the DoD, and NOT some mosque in NEW YORK!" *Facepalms] The only perk, in terms of TBE, that came from this, is that in my search, I found out about this one army-sponsored project, GRILL FLAME, which upon further investigation has turned out to be the army's subset of a larger project, SUNSTREAK/STAR GATE that got transferred over to the CIA by around 1995. What was it doing? Psi-Research! I pulled together a timeline, and the whole thing fits into my background for TBE beautifully! I'm so happy—it is like it was made for this story! (Or I'm psychic—not impossible if the premise was correct.)

…Maybe this has something to do with where October went, too. But this was a one-Friday-and-a-Weekend thing, so it barely contributed.

On another upside (and the reason I'm writing this update to my profile) is that, in preparation for the upcoming chapter, I am presenting you with a few very helpful links that I have dug up and have been referencing constantly. While some of the details of these are not necessarily accurate (or worked out on paper), overall they provide a very helpful look into Rolf-Wolf's inner workings. Hopefully I will not have to do any anatomy lectures on the subject of Rolf, however; let us all hope Double D doesn't have an X-Ray machine in his basement or something to go along with the electron microscope… Anyway, on to the links:

http://tardiscat.deviantart.com/gallery/#/dxq7d7

http://riggingthewerewolf.blogspot.com/2011/06/werewolf-is-fantasy-creature-which-has.html

http://riggingthewerewolf.blogspot.com/2011/06/locomotion-of-werewolf.html

I'll do a Grill Flame/Psi entry at some point, but I do recommend searching "The Men Who Stare At Goats" for those who like solving riddles.

12 November 2011

Just a little ditty I did of sorts. A bit of a parody, a lot of actual advice, take it as you will but know that I do in fact follow them.

The Principals of Superhero Clothing
Formulated and Composed by the Arcticourt Spellwright

I. Function follows Powers

Powers take precedence over appearance when it comes to superhero apparel. Clothing should never interfere with one’s powers or essential functions that benefit one’s powers (mobility for a speedster or martial artist, etc.), put the wearer in unnecessary risk, or, through weakness or deficiency on its part, discourage the wearer from using his or her powers. Only then can the next few take play:

Consequence: Hindrances at least, backfires at worst.

I.I. Skirts vs. Perverts

Female costumed vigilantes are advised against wearing inhibiting or fragile civilian garb. Further, due to the rigorous and often acrobatic nature of the work, vigilantes of all persuasions are highly advised to wear clothing that ensures one’s privates will not be visible from any angle. Hazards of loose essential clothing and the potential violations of modesty outlined in Principal IV aside, if one wears a skirt or similar garment while in flight or leaping between buildings people will take advantage of the view to further gains such as personal pleasure or to answer that age-old question about Scots.

This tendency of people is unavoidable, and so-offended vigilantes may be discouraged by such looks from maneuvering in ways that might attract them. This may decrease performance, and therefore in such cases Principal I is directly violated. It is thus advised that individuals take precautions in choosing one’s attire so that one will avoid being placed under such circumstances.

II. Concealment of Identity)

A costumed vigilante should always hide his or her identity. The costume should facilitate this if one’s powers do not.

Consequence: Involuntary exposure of identity and all the consequences thereof

III. Clarity of Identity

Goal: The costumed vigilante needs to be identifiable both from a distance and in the heat of battle. It is necessary for the clothing he or she wears to further that goal.

Consequence: Causing friendly fire incidents, being mistaken for a villain, etc.

IV. Deference to Culture

A costumed vigilante may become a “superhero” and superheroes often become “culture heroes” of those whom they protect; a costumed vigilante/superhero has the greatest advantage, works best when in possession of that esteem, and can do the greatest good in that capacity. The costumed vigilante derives its power from the willing consent of the people. The garb one wears must never impede that bond between protector and charge.

Elaboration: A costumed vigilante ought to conform to the fundamentally acceptable social mores of the culture he or she resides in; his or her apparel must never incur the disapproval of a significant percent (50 percent or more) of the population. While liberties may be taken to facilitate the full functioning of one’s powers, such wear is often only deemed forgivable by because of the beneficial deeds one performs while in that wear; one’s appearance must never cross the limits of their tolerance.

IV.I. Modesty

Different cultures have different standards and connotations for differing amounts of clothing. Dress in the way that provides you the most dignity.

Consequence: Varies from personal distraction to being fined for criminal public indecency.

IV.I.I Note for Superpowered Vigilantes in Most Western Nations:

If you have invisibility powers and no intent on making yourself visible during your vigilante activities, feel free to streak. Just do not become visible while in the nude, people tend to freak out. Also, if you are hit by a car while crossing the street, that is your problem. At least if your body becomes visible with the loss of brainwaves, people will not have problems identifying your corpse. Invisibles should always walk with a crowd or wear a brightly colored flag while walking invisibly in hazardous public spaces.

V. Physical Protection and Comfort

There is a reason most people wear clothes: things tend to get cold. And wet. And occasionally snowy. It is hard to work while freezing to death. Further, there are sharp, pointy things on the floor that can cause unintentional injury, and many floor surfaces are rough and/or hot and may cause blisters, necessitating the need to wear adequate foot protection. Likewise, gloves are necessary. Always take particular care in protecting the head and spinal cord; there is no prosthetic brain, losing one eye ruins depth perception, losing two eyes means blindness, and a damaged spinal cord can never be reattached. All of those things mean Game Over.

Goals vs. Consequences: For the costumed vigilante, any time and place where he or she is in that capacity is a battlefield. Life for such individuals is a battle. He or she will be battered, hurt, bruised, sliced and diced, severely injured, or even killed, while on the job. It is the job of the vigilante’s clothing to help minimize that damage, from wherever it may come. A good pair of shoes may protect one’s toes; a sturdy jacket might literally save one’s skin; a Kevlar vest may save one’s life. Even a proper pair of woolen socks may mean the difference between freezing to death or being able to walk out of a blizzard alive. Always dress for the occasion, so long as the occasion one is dressing for is the worst thing imaginable: Dress for the worst, hope for the best. Thank you.

on the floor that can cause unintentional injury, and many floor surfaces are rough and/or hot and may cause blisters, necessitating the need to wear adequate foot protection. Likewise, gloves are necessary. Always take particular care in protecting the head and spinal cord; there is no prosthetic brain, losing one eye ruins depth perception, losing two eyes means blindness, and a damaged spinal cord can never be reattached. All of those things mean Game Over.

Goals vs. Consequences: For the costumed vigilante, any time and place where he or she is in that capacity is a battlefield. Life for such individuals is a battle. He or she will be battered, hurt, bruised, sliced and diced, severely injured, or even killed, while on the job. It is the job of the vigilante’s clothing to help minimize that damage, from wherever it may come. A good pair of shoes may protect one’s toes; a sturdy jacket might literally save one’s skin; a Kevlar vest may save one’s life. Even a proper pair of woolen socks may mean the difference between freezing to death or being able to walk out of a blizzard alive. Always dress for the occasion, so long as the occasion one is dressing for is the worst thing imaginable: Dress for the worst, hope for the best. Thank you.

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Motivation by Durandall reviews
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The Ash Connection by I am Lu reviews
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Like a Phoenix by chappysmom reviews
"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)
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Dark Angel by Audrey Lynne reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Legacy by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Eileen Snape receives a mysterious summons to Nurmengard in the late spring of 1971, which will turn the Snape family fortunes upside-down. Alternate universe. One-shot. Rated 'T' to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Lily Evans P., Severus S., Eileen P. - Complete
Teen Animorphs by CalliopeMused reviews
A short look at the Animorphs series as it might have happened with Teen Titans characters (and Ax).
Crossover - Animorphs & Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/4/2013 - Raven - Complete
One Witch and her Elf by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Hermione Granger returns home at the end of her fifth year at Hogwarts to find something unexpected waiting for her. Mildly alternate universe. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Hermione G., Kreacher - Complete
Leaf Soldiers by annoyingsister
"It's what gives us the strength to defend our village. It's the unbreakable bond that ties us all together. It's what makes us a family. I wonder, do you have it yet, young as you are?" Third Hokage
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Shikamaru N.
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2607 - Favs: 2,229 - Follows: 2,145 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Time for Changeling by Bloodpage-Alchemist reviews
Harry's life changed that night when two Dementors showed up in Little Whinging. He sets out to protect himself and find his real cousin that he never knew. In the process he manages to learn more about his world and how to help change it into a better one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 127,035 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 965 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Muddle by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot. Alternate universe. Humour. Voldemort's agent at Hogwarts was far more successful in confusing the Goblet of Fire than he had intended. Glimpses of the Triwizard Tournament between the moment Harry Potter's name is announced as the Champion for Durmstrang and the end of the first task.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Where We Belong by hmmga reviews
The Sorting Hat is fed up with Dumbledores planning, and takes the sorting of Harry's year group into its own hands. With no-one where they expected to be, will they band together? Or will it force them apart? AU, manipulative!Dumbledore Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,680 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Sorting Hat
Daybreak: Part I by DigitalTart reviews
One of Konoha's greatest enemies is long dead, but Akatsuki lives on, and a new threat to peace is rising in the shinobi nations. The question is... who are the heroes, and who are the villains? AU. Follows One Small Kindness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 318,384 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Team Seven, Itachi U. - Complete
The Case of the Unexpected Guest by thirdbird reviews
A small and fluffy case-fic. Lestrade finds a pet bird at a crime scene, but he likes birds, so he delivers it to Sherlock and John rather than having it euthanized. Sherlock is fascinated. (Originally published April 2011.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,900 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade - Complete
Period Drama Cage Match: Lady Grantham vs Lady Catherine by evitamockingbird reviews
Crack!fic. Live blog account of a cage match between the dowager countess of Grantham and Lady Catherine de Bourgh. Who will be the victor in this battle of the titans? Runner up for a Highclere Award (2014).
Crossover - Pride and Prejudice & Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Lady Catherine, Violet C. - Complete
The Lamest Proposal Ever by Ink Reservoir reviews
In which marrying Temari is a last-minute decision.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Sherlock's Trick by Alice Bekett reviews
Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The One with the Sea Monsters by Lenaellsi reviews
Spock really should have taken those swimming lessons back at the Academy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Never Ever by CreamoCrop reviews
"John Watson's Fool Proof Guide in Wooing Your Pathologist." Because even geniuses can be dumb and clueless.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
The Assassin by Lucillia reviews
The ninja silently ghosted through the hallways of the strange Western castle, intent on reaching his target...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Hiruzen S., Homura M., Koharu U. - Complete
Do shut up, John by Fayth3 reviews
Sherlock is very precise in his speech so when he accidentally lets something slip it's up to John to find out why. Sherlolly.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,410 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
The Moment It Began by Sindie reviews
Deathly Hallows spoilers ensue. This story is being written as a response to JKR's comment in an interview where she said if Snape could choose to live his life over, he would choose Lily over the Death Eaters. AU Sequel posted: The Moment It Ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 123 - Words: 304,320 - Reviews: 6185 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
History Exam by Lucillia reviews
After witnessing a visit from a future Hokage and an Academy graduating class, and learning how future history remembers him, Sasuke decides to change his life and model himself and his clan after the greatest person the Uchiha Clan ever produced...Obito. Has become AU due to recent events in the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,417 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sasuke U.
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,169 - Reviews: 1296 - Favs: 2,595 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2818 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 5,295 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
We Must be Killers by taco's bell reviews
Although he finds the ninja unsettling, he smiles. /In which Harry is not interesting enough to attract the attention of anyone, but does anyways./
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 552 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 115,805 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
Family Matters by chappysmom reviews
Because apparently the family you grew up with isn't bad enough. Now you've got a whole new one to deal with-and it's not going to be easy. Some humor, some angst, some action, some just simple annoyance-isn't that what families are FOR? (Part of the Mistaken Identities series.)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,740 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rethink by Yamon reviews
Due to a few irregularities during his life, Voldemort is given a second chance. It's just not like he would have imagined it. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,841 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Another Chance by Lucillia reviews
Captain Kirk gets a chance to meet the father he never knew when a George Kirk from an alternate timeline is aboard a vessel that comes out of a certain anomaly.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk
How the Walkers came to be by Black Belt Bookworm reviews
This is the story of Amelia, and her greatest fear. This fear will start the end of the world.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Complete
Team No Respect by sparrowette reviews
Not every Kekkei Genkai is a superpower lottery jackpot. Chunin Iruka and Anko and tokubetsu jounin Hayate team up to make Konoha and the world at large acknowledge the worth of their lesser-known bloodlines. They may not make Orochimaru's to-do list, but Anko definitely wants his head on a pike. No wimpy defeatist attitude is allowed here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,797 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Iruka U., Anko M.
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 133,199 - Reviews: 2652 - Favs: 3,566 - Follows: 3,731 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Paradigm Shift by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
One-shot, near-drabble. Tom Marvolo Riddle discovers something in a muggle library during one summer holiday in the 1940's that changes his plans for the future - the Witchcraft Act of 1735. Slightly expanded Author Notes (5th February 2013, UK time).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 72 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Up, Up, and Away: 100 OneShots by The Integral of Awesome reviews
Goal: 100 Static Shock one-shots. Current Completed: 7. Latest- A Chance Encounter: It was the last place Richie had expected him.
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Richie/Gear, Hotstreak
Ransom of the Red Pirate by chappysmom reviews
Young Sherlock Holmes is just minding his own business when two kidnappers come to take him away ... boy, have they just made a mistake! (6 chapters)
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,990 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Rectifier by Niger Aquila reviews
In one world, the war against Lord Voldemort is raging. In another, a Hogwarts professor named Tom Riddle decides to put his theory on alternate worlds to test and embarks on a trip that quickly turns into a disaster. AU sixth year. DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,878 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,178 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Tom R. Jr., Albus D., Voldemort
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1071 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Not Optimal by Sarah1281 reviews
Of all the people who could be given an early intervention, Tom Riddle would probably be the most beneficial and the most difficult. The wizarding world was a powder keg that might just explode anyway but at least there would be no Voldemort to deal with. It may be Christmas but the three spirits will *need* a miracle to pull this one off.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,683 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Short Bloke in the Army Outfit by TenPointsFromGryffindor reviews
Sherlock appears to have found his perfect partner; Lestrade is worried for his own sanity. Wherein there is a suspected serial killer, a chase and Captain John Watson, MD. is a badass motherf**ker. Some language. A gift fic for LunaKyria
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/21/2012 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Keeping it Simple by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Severus Snape has something to say about the plan Albus Dumbledore's portrait outlines for evacuating Harry Potter from Privet Drive in 1997... One-shot. Diverges from canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Sheld'iliad or The Judgment of Sheldon by Tomasina reviews
An anthropologically correct bachelorette party, battling goddesses, and a Death Star. An average Friday night in Pasadena.
Crossover - Greek Mythology & Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,100 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Athena, Hera, Sheldon C., Amy Farrah Fowler - Complete
Sorting things out? by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
It's 1998, and Tom Marvolo Riddle has apparently won, so the Sorting Hat decides to travel back in time and *try* to do something about that. Alternate Universe results. Manipulative! Sorting Hat. One-off piece. Humour/Tragedy, rated 'M' for occasional swear-words or strong language. (Punctuation corrections, 9th March, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The Cowardice of Lions by Bird of Poetry reviews
Of predators, prey, and the meaning of power: the dæmonverse guide to stopping a rogue Animorph. The M rating is for violence, not sexuality. Part of my Dæmorphing series, a fusion of Animorphs with dæmons.
Crossover - Animorphs & His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,777 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2012 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Cassie, David, Jake, Rachel - Complete
The Most Dangerous Subject of them all by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Maybe Professor Cuthbert Binns has a reason for putting classes to sleep... One-shot. Near drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2012 - C. Binns - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lady Potter by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Something stirred in the graveyard of Godric's Hollow in early November, 1981... Alternate universe. Standalone piece posted for Hallowe'en.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 496,364 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 3,144 - Follows: 2,834 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Pokémon on Facebook? by Midori12 reviews
So...what if everyone in the world of Pokémon had a Facebook? That would mean Ash would have contact with all of his friends at once. And the madness ensues! XD Lots of random Shippy moments from any Shipping you suggest! Includes Anime and Manga characters. Revised Chapter 13 posted; see Chapter 16 for details
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,075 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi
The Epic Bro Story of Kirk and Sulu by Tsinoitulover reviews
"In another universe, Jim Kirk first speaks with Hikaru Sulu when they're seconds away from space diving thousands of kilometers into scorching Vulcan atmosphere in a near-suicide mission to take out an alien drill of the future or die trying. Sulu stabs a bitch.  Kirk jumps off the drill.   Naturally, it only follows that Kirk and Sulu become punk-ass bros of the best kind."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2012 - J. Kirk, H. Sulu - Complete
About That by Sarah1281 reviews
After eight years, Mary thought that she had said everything there was to say about the ill-fated Mr. Pamuk and she knew all that she had to about the matter. Matthew, when he let himself think about it, was similarly sure. Once again, though, some ghosts refuse to lie and there's one pressing and supremely ironic bit about the affair that nobody had realized...
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Matthew C., Mary C. - Complete
The Adventure of the Scientists' Logdings by unseenu reviews
Holmes and Watson suddenly find themselves in an unfamiliar apartment in an unfamiliar time period.What can Holmes deduce about the the world of Sheldon and Leonard?
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,713 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/1/2012
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 5,104 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unforeseen Consequences by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Electrical devices and powerful magic don't really mix too well. Albus Dumbledore should have known better that night in November 1981 when he visited Privet Drive... One-shot. Alternate Universe. (Minor typing errors corrected 9th March, 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Albus D., Petunia D. - Complete
Close Quarters by Basalit-an reviews
In a explosive turn of events, Paul and Dawn find themselves trapped together in a very small crevice in a cave. Unsure of when they'll be rescued, they must endure each other's presence without trying to kill each other.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Ordinary Decent Folk by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. Vernon and Petunia Dursley accepted Harry into their family in November 1981. Now Harry is ten years old and facing an intrusion into his life from the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 2985 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 2,050 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Study in Sherlock by chappysmom reviews
Sherlock's thoughts and feelings during A Study in Pink. What DID he think of John, and why was he being so NICE?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 1,895 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Study in Lestrade by chappysmom reviews
The events of Study in Pink from Greg Lestrade's point-of-view. What kind of doctor DOES he think John Watson is, anyway?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/21/2012 - DI Lestrade - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,350 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Aribh1306 reviews
Tom Riddle grew up in a muggle orphanage in London... but what would have happened if he had been raised by his family, the Riddles from Little Hangleton?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,109 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Tom R. Sr.
The Cupboard by FranticArmoire reviews
What begins as a simple trip to retrieve extra cleaning supplies for his mother turns into something more for Dudley, something even he can't explain. He still hasn't forgotten what the Dementors showed him the previous summer, and he's beginning to think that maybe they were right after all. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,467 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Pool by Emcee Frodis reviews
When Molly moves into 221B, the rumour mill gets going and Lestrade becomes the unwilling referee of a pool speculating on the circumstances of her relocation. John/Molly/Sherlock pairing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/8/2012 - DI Lestrade, Molly Hooper - Complete
The Pony Infatuation by Awesome Will v1 reviews
Raj discovers My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic and quickly becomes enamored, declaring himself a Brony. However, his new found hobby could cost him. Amy and Bernadette spend more time together, causing woes for Howard. Sheldon and Leonard start a new Friday night tradition.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Rajesh K. - Complete
My Heart Can't Forget About This Self Defense by Bird of Poetry reviews
In morph, they are formidable fighters. But how do the Animorphs defend themselves when they're out of morph? Set right after #15: The Escape. Part of my Dæmorphing series.
Crossover - Animorphs & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,944 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Cassie, Loren, Marco, Rachel - Complete
Paved Paradise by CalliopeMused reviews
Raven didn't instantly regain her age at The End of the fight against Trigon, but the most reclusive of the Teen Titans will be back to normal before anyone notices she's gone. Right? Unrepentant kid-fluff
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,642 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Raven, Beast Boy - Complete
Who Killed Vera Bates? by Agnes Robinson reviews
Can Tom Branson and Matthew Crawley solve the riddle? Every twist of a mystery novel staring Tom, Matthew, Mary, Lord G and the majority of the Downton cast of characters!
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,806 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/22/2012 - T. Branson, Matthew C. - Complete
The Magician by Five Minutes Til Bedtime reviews
When he was little, Harry Potter's favorite show was Doctor Who. One-shot. Not a crossover.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Out of the Shadows by AlphaEph19 reviews
Shikamaru went to great lengths to avoid reaching his potential. But what if he had to choose between avoiding trouble, and growing strong to protect his friends? From out of the shadows, a new light will appear. Starts canon, ends very AU. *COMPLETE* *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 142,186 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Hours 'Til Dawn by poma14 reviews
Bates' fate hangs in the balance. Will the truth of Vera's death come out before it's too late? Set during Christmas Special. Obviously, A/B pairing. But also some M/M and S/B incorporated.**FINAL CHAPTER IS UP: What is Anna's decision?
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,521 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - J. Bates, Anna S. - Complete
Interviews by Eternal Evanescence reviews
"So, did you know Virgil and Richie were Bang Babies?" AU, the family and friends of the Bang Babies are taken in for questioning. Sean Foley, Maggie Foley, Robert Hawkin, Sharon, Frieda, Daisy and Shenice Vale
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012
Youthful Ninja from the Future by Mystic 777 reviews
Beware the wrath of a budding seal master. Sometimes revenge is best served with a side of Youth. AU from Tsunade retrieval and VotE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,113 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 2,206 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lily Says No by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Lily Potter walks out on James after a row with him about the secret keeper the day before Hallowe'en 1981. One-shot. Alternate universe. Rated M to be on the safe side for implied messy death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Spectator by ElsieLorraine reviews
From where he stands leaning on the railing of the pier a good distance away from May, Drew smiles. She was the star, he was the spectator.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2012 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Counterparts by karabair reviews
Matthew was the one who went to tell Branson that he hadn't been sacked. 01x06 missing scene
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Matthew C., T. Branson
Twelve Days of Christmas by sakurasencha reviews
AU version of Series 2 X-mas Special. Join the residents and visitors of Downton Abbey as they celebrate the holidays and resolve all the series 2 plot lines. Every character, every pairing.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,811 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Complete
The Delectation Contingency by Computer Gremlin reviews
How will our intrepid scientists react when they encounter the joy ride of a lifetime? Watch as the guys have a close encounter of the TBBT kind. (story cleaned up and reposted)
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C., Rajesh K., Howard W. - Complete
A Study in Four by hmmga reviews
A friendship that shakes Hogwarts to its core. A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff. A Holmes and a Watson. Add some mysterious disappearances, and you've got yourself a young detective, and a friend who tries to steer him towards some semblance of normality...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,048 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Dangerous Paths of Mice and Men by teh 4th freakee fairet reviews
Revolves around a strange disruption in the human race, causing all to become part animal. McGee and the team attempt to return normalcy to their lives, but 'normal' is just something that doesn't like NCIS- or McGee for that matter. AU I suppose!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,671 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Tim M.
Logic, Meet Luna by mapplepie reviews
Luna Lovegood has moved into 221c Baker Street! So what happens when you mix a 'loony' pureblood witch in a muggle area with logic driven residents? Err... not much, really. Just a whole lot of confusion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Luna L., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,404 - Follows: 1,382 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Helmsman by Nienna Telrunya reviews
Mycroft Holmes is the most indispensable man in Britain, and practically no one knows his name.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Eyes Open by Mrs Dizzy reviews
Inspired by A Scandal in Belgravia. Sherlock finally opens Molly's present.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Memories by FullMoonEclipse reviews
When we hear stories about our ancestors, it sometimes makes us happy. These stories can create new bonds of friendship, sometimes from beyond the grave. Short fluff drabble, please R&R.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock H.
Courting is Over by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sarah Sawyer's life was never the same after she met John Watson and his crazy flatmate. When the crazy flatmate's brother came on the scene, life got REALLY weird.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,408 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 6,029 - Follows: 1,146 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Such Thing As Ghosts by Lavinia Swire reviews
In an old house at Halloween there's no knowing what your imagination may conjure up. But there's really no such thing as ghosts…is there? Cora, Mary, Edith and Sybil aren't quite sure. Happy Halloween, everyone!
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Cora C., Robert C. - Complete
A Change in Perspective by Bird of Poetry reviews
The Hork-Bajir teach Tobias and Elhariel to see the world - and themselves - in a new light. A retelling of #13: The Change as part of my Dæmorphing series.
Crossover - Animorphs & His Dark Materials - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Ax, Jara H., Tobias, Toby H. - Complete
Project Cyber by Pluto Skull Productions reviews
Double D is on the verge of a ground breaking advancement in science: a way to turn minds into computer data. But he fears that someone is after him and he fears more what he must do to protect the people he loves.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,609 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Edd - Complete
What if by Syblime reviews
...Branson shoots Hitler? Not as crazy as it may sound!
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/22/2011 - T. Branson - Complete
One Small Kindness by DigitalTart reviews
Uchiha Mikoto takes the hand of an outcast child, and with it rewrites the destiny of her clan. AU. *SEQUEL UP*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,569 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,368 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Mikoto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,563 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Femme Fatale by EOlivet reviews
Sherlock finds himself in 1913, and is bored enough to help sort out the romantic woes of a strange man with a bicycle, while making a startling deduction about a mystery woman.
Crossover - Sherlock & Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sherlock H., Matthew C. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 2,257 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,669 - Reviews: 5636 - Favs: 5,292 - Follows: 3,074 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Workin' For a Living by Menamebephil reviews
Galfore is enlisted by the Justice League as head of training. Statistically speaking, someone had to have thought this was a good idea. Unrepentant fluff. Offshoot of Kryalla Orchid's Touch/Masks/Promises series.
Crossover - Teen Titans & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Michael J. C./Booster Gold - Complete
Poké Wars: The Exigence by Cornova reviews
I watched my world quickly crumble into ruin, realizing that my dreams, my aspirations, now meant nothing. With only the skills meant to entertain and the hopes that my family was still alive, If we were to survive in this new world, others had to die.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,982 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Let Sleeping Sins Lie by sakurasencha reviews
The spirits are restless. There is unfinished business at Downton Abbey, and an unlikely pair must discover what sins lie sleeping in its hallowed halls before it can claim another life. Murder mystery AU.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/6/2011
Exit Stage Left by sakurasencha reviews
In which Charlie Carson says goodbye to music halls and teashops, and hello to a new life.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 6/21/2011 - C. Carson, Violet C. - Complete
Five Questions Ax Asked Tobias by Bird of Poetry reviews
Five questions Ax asked Tobias, and one that Tobias asked Ax. Part of my Animorphs/HDM fusion series, in which the Animorphs have dæmons.
Crossover - Animorphs & His Dark Materials - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,389 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Ax, Tobias - Complete
The Dragon, the Riddles and the Stone by IdrewAcow reviews
One evening, Edd wakes up...not entirely himself. Put up with a heavy secret that threatens his relationship with everyone he knows, Edd must find a true ally to solve the Riddles to complete his quest. Rated for further chapters. STILL ON HOLD.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,742 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Edd, Marie
Things They Carried by EOlivet reviews
In the end, of course, a true war story is never about war.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Mary C., Matthew C. - Complete
Pokemon Wars by fangthane reviews
The Pokemon join American forces at Normandy
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Complete
Fortunate Son by Call-me-Cassandra reviews
"It is not unusual for one child in a family to be singled out for abuse and neglect. Often the other children in the household even participate in the abuse of the scapegoat." Dudley Dursley looks back on his childhood. Some things are a lot clearer now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,564 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 1,016 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Walkabout by fringeperson reviews
Harry was left in the Australian outback by his relatives. Rather than dying from exposure, the heat, or any of the many and varied nasties that could have easily killed him, Harry was found. Don't own. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,951 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 317 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Demenomancy by Adari reviews
Fudge thought it was Christmas come early. Dumbledore thought it was the death of the Magical World. No one was prepared for what the future really brought. Beginning is a bit messy due to murder.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Finished!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 2,489 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
House Pride by SCWLC reviews
A very interesting diary is found and turns the perception of the Houses of Hogwarts upside-down.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Dean T., Salazar S. - Complete
The Boy Who Never Knew by dunuelos reviews
What if the Dursleys sent Harry off without him learning his own story? No one ever explained anything. And Amelia Bones is quiet upset about it. Complete for basic idea. Feel Free to Adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amelia B., Harry P. - Complete
Snape's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Sort of a sequel and a companion piece to Dudley's Memories. Harry is finding a healthy outlet for his "saving people thing" in the form of one damaged little boy. In doing so he finds himself thinking about his old teacher, quite a bit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,689 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 1,717 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Alternate History 2: The Chuunin Exam by redit reviews
The title is pretty self explanatory. The sequel to Alternate History. Set during the Chuunin Exam and beyond.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,563 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,145 - Reviews: 1089 - Favs: 4,011 - Follows: 1,380 - Updated: 12/4/2010 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
In Which Bad Sh t Goes Down by Ellipsis the Great reviews
Scotty is de-aged. Hilarity/chaos ensues. For a prompt on the st xi kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Rude Awakening by rjrouquette reviews
Who are you? What do you want? Simple questions with complex answers. Aelita has seemingly escaped the clutches of her past, but, as many people have experienced, governments are much like elephants. They never forget.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Aelita S., Jeremie B.
A Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus by SwissMiss1 reviews
How a Buffalo, a Refrigerator, and a Leeds City Bus Saved Anthony Goldstein's Butt. One-shot, gen, written for and won harrypotter las Challenge 5: ' character has a cold'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Anthony G., Michael C. - Complete
Playtime by KLMeri reviews
AU. Fun times ensue at Little Star Academy and Pike begins to realize that while he may be the adult, he's definitely not the one in charge. - COMPLETE
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 38,827 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dudley's Memories by paganaidd reviews
Minerva needs help delivering another letter to #4 Privet Drive. At forty, Dudley is not at all what Harry expects. A long overdue conversation ensues. DH cannon compliant, but probably not the way you think. Prologue to "Snape's Memories".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,218 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,131 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 601 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Perchance to Dream by TaikoHawk reviews
Uchiha Itachi hadn't planned for this possibility, but then, if he'd had his way, he would be dead. How this had happened was a useless question. What mattered was, what would he do now? To be or not to be... It all hinged on his choices. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,026 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Hydrochloric Coffee by JuubiOokami reviews
When a sleeping Sherlock is confronted by Lestrade and Watson about a case they find out that not only does Holmes sleep-talk and sleep-walk, he also…Sleep-Deducts? Completely unconsious and unable to lie, the truths of Sherlock's mind are open to both.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,733 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Book of Dobby Reboot: Per Arcana ad Astra by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Rewriting the Book of Dobby. Harry Potter has had enough, and now - with a little help from his friends - he's decided to bring the fight to the Death Eaters in a way they cannot understand. Turn out those lights! Don't you know there's a war on?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Girl Genius - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,481 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 646 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 5/27/2009
All's Fair by Yayfully Free reviews
Sometimes love is a little less on the legal side of the law... Jeremy/Aelita
Code Lyoko - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Jeremie B., Aelita S. - Complete
The Serpent and the Mirror by Paimpont reviews
Dr. Dumbledore suspects that Harry's hallucinations about Hogwarts and the Dark Lord hold the clues to a terrible family secret. What are the Potters hiding? And what is Harry's relationship to the shadowy Voldemort? Now COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,805 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Sorting Shikamaru by gardensigernumbli reviews
The Konoha Eleven have been sent to Hogwarts and need to be sorted. It proves to be a little trickier than expected. oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
With My Tail In the Air by Suppi-chan reviews
The aliens were very sorry for hurting the captain, and wanted to make up for it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/7/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Divergence by prone2dementia reviews
After accidentally deaging Voldemort during the Final Battle, Harry shocks the wizarding world by deciding to raise five-year-old Tom Riddle. A threeshot following them into the hours, days, and years after the war. DH non-compliant, no pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,834 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Crux of the Matter by Quinndolynn reviews
McGee sleepwalks through a week of crucial moments. McAbby. Tiva. And monsters.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,170 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tim M., Abby S. - Complete
ANBU duty by Writing bunny reviews
What assignments do the new ANBU recruits get?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Complete
Chakra and Magic by Carumati reviews
Four ninjas, Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, and Hinata, were chosen by Tsunade to represent Konohakagure, and to an extent, all of the Ninja Countries, to the outside world and the Magical communities. Their mission: guard Hogwarts and one Harry Potter. Xover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,949 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Fate's Playground by a-little-bit-irked reviews
“Fools live to regret their words, wise men to regret their silence”. What happens when a wise man is given a second chance? - Original Time-Travel plot! kindof a kidfic with cute!Harry Snarky!Snape and twinkly-eyed!Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,195 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Albus D., Severus S.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5487 - Favs: 7,620 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Blue Shirts are BAMFs by Aislin30a reviews
The crew of the Enterprise engage in an inter-department competition of Capture the Flag. Team Gold thinks they're going to wipe the floor with Team Blue. Team Blue thinks Team Gold needs to be taught a lesson. And Team Red sits back and enjoys the show.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,473 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2010 - L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Letter To The Manufacturer by Alexis Seven reviews
SUBJECT: Parachute Malfunction
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,700 - Reviews: 9505 - Favs: 10,636 - Follows: 4,559 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
An Enterprise Thanksgiving by Aislin30a reviews
Kirk, Sulu and McCoy decided to share the American tradition of Thanksgiving with their friends. Predictably, nothing goes as planned. Excerpt: Cooks and line workers are watching them from a distance with a mixture of curiosity and abject horror.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2009 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Crisis by WhyMustIWrite reviews
Starvation, exposure, and illness are the enemy when four Fire Country ninja are stranded in the Land of Snow. Featuring Iruka, Hayate, Izumo, and Kotetsu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Iruka U., Hayate G. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 79 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Majesty by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Once upon a time, a great queen met a very powerful witch. . . Minerva McGonagall and Queen Elizabeth II
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,176 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Minerva M. - Complete
Super Eds by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Every generation, a supernatural force chooses kids all over the world to inherit special powers. They are called the Super Children. And the call is about to be answered by three friends. As if their life wasn't weird enough already. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR UPDATES, THANK YOU.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,945 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007
The Cat and the Hawk by DinosaurNothlit reviews
Post-war one-shot. A stray cat wanders into Tobias's territory, and Tobias quickly realizes that this cat is an old friend.
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Tobias - Complete
Time Or Manner by LadyWoot reviews
Voldemort uses a time spell to keep The Boy Who Lived from killing him. In his weak state, it backfires. Enter 1991. An amnesiac 10 year old Dark Lord is signed up for Hogwarts, and can't seem to figure out why a certain green eyed hoodlum is their hero.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 130,006 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 166 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
You’re Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while deliving his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 106 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 4,138 - Follows: 690 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Tectonic Shift by wonderfulchild reviews
Kirk and Uhura finally hash out their differences. Too bad it takes a natural disaster to get them to do it. Kirk and Uhura friendship, some Uhura/Spock, implied prime!verse Kirk/Spock. T for some naughty words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,934 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 8/29/2009 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura - Complete
Humane Studies by Itallia reviews
That wasn’t POSSIBLE. You don’t just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 2/10/2007
Hints on the Wind by xenu1275 reviews
Shikamaru is called to Suna to get to the bottom of a puzzling, and potentially deadly, mystery. Shikamaru X Temari. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,675 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Enterprising Cat by Mockingbird Quester reviews
A stray cat is on The Enterprise, using the vents to get around undetected. It is fed and petted by the crew, but definitely against regulations. What happens when Spock finds it?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
REM by OceanTiger13 reviews
A bizarre dream sequence. 'Nuff said.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Complete
Fantasy of Ed by 42 Zombies reviews
When the Cul de Sac kids are sucked into a bizzare fantasy world, it seems danger is everywhere. A council of dark-magic users threatens noth of their worlds. It seems both of these world's fates may lie in the hands of Ed, Edd, Eddy... and Kevin?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,894 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 3/8/2008
20th Century World History by Venea Taur reviews
Ambassador Spock has a word of advice to give to the new Captain Kirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Spock Prime, J. Kirk - Complete
The Elite by Adari reviews
Why did Harry Potter nod in greeting to Draco Malfoy when he saw the man on the platform 19 years later? Ron and Hermione were clearly not on such terms with the man. What secret did the two men share from even their own families?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 70 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Night on the Town by Hideyori Onsen reviews
Naruto always runs into drunken angry mobs in Konoha. But Konoha is a big place surely they can't all be angry all the time right? A story of what happens when Naruto runs into a pretty "unique" mob. Rated M for language just to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Drink and Derive by Val Evenstar reviews
Scotch and vodka don't mix. Neither does alcohol and physics. Or do they? An engineer and a navigator tackle that problem...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2009 - M. Scott/Scotty, P. Chekov - Complete
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,316 - Follows: 2,627 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
A Boy Named by Lucillia reviews
With all of the "S" names the Vulcans were giving out, chances are that at least one poor sucker got this one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Unravel by frustratedfruitloop reviews
Albus Severus Potter puzzles out the mystery that is his new professor. Post-DH. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Albus S. P., Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter and YASMWTS by Clell65619 reviews
The ‘Do Over’ story is a bedrock sub-genre of Harry Potter fan fiction and possibly all fan fiction It’s been done to death, both really good stories, and the kind I tell. This is NOT a 'Do Over'. Rather think of it as an 'Un Do'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,879 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,400 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
All at Once by Aurilia reviews
AU. Harry didn't go to Hogwarts, he went to Stonewall Secondary. His main goal in life was to leave the Dursleys' and go to college, until Remus Lupin finds him on his seventeenth birthday and his life changes all at once. See Ch 1 AN for more info.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 210,642 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 2,249 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Harry P., Remus L.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 2,938 - Follows: 667 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
paper fan by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku One day, he simply started to exist, started to breathe, started to live. Only, he was no longer the same. The flip side of a paper fan; same, but different. Changed, by the Gods.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 72 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki in Hogwarts by Arishandera reviews
For some unexplained reason, the Akatsuki are now professors. The goal is not to kill, maim, or capture, but to teach. S-Rank Missing Nin are surprisingly effective, yet unorthodox, teachers. Crack, yet very much believable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,416 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,416 - Follows: 1,877 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things Konoha Genin are not Allowed to do by jgkitarel reviews
A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
My Name is Hikari! by QuietDragon reviews
ShinHika -PaulxDawn- whether it's friendship or romance is up to you. What if Hikari's obsession with ensuring that Shinji never forgets her name again turns into a sincere desire to understand him? Written from Hikari and Shinji's perspectives.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,815 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Paul/Shinji, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 134 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
Peace, Love and Unicorns by Ninjagrrl reviews
As we all know, Akatsuki are misunderstood little angels who never really meant to hurt anyone. A crack fic where they see the light and end up twice as frightening anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,379 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 427 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Fifth by CalliopeMused reviews
[AU] The Titans saved the world again by defeating Trigon. Business as usual, even if demons are new. Not one, however, knows what to do when the villain leaves without his daughter.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 69,101 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Raven, Beast Boy
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Leader of the Pack by Menamebephil reviews
A brutal attack forces the Titans to address issues that they thought they had left in the dust long ago.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,729 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 352 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Sherlock Holmes and the Ravenclaw Codex by Pavonis Mons reviews
A Sherlock Holmes mystery set in Victorian Hogwarts. A valuable artefact has been stolen from Hogwarts School, with a Muggle student the only suspect, and Headmaster Black summons Holmes to retrieve it. But the case is not as clear cut as it first appears
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Crime/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/13/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Phineas Nigellus
A Peak Into The Mind Of A Super Genius by CosmicParasite reviews
Basically? A peak into the mind of a super genius. A little sketchy, mostly random facts. I’m only guessing that he can jump from fact to fact and still record every last word and file it in the back of his mind. No real point. Just Drabble.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Complete
Reunion with Tom Riddle by daysandweeks reviews
The Hogwarts Class of '45 goes to their 30th class reunion, and someone with many names is there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Whitewater by GuardianSaiyoko reviews
A collection of short stories about the Teen Titans, mainly exploring implied scenes in the series.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,343 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/8/2007 - Published: 8/16/2006
Counterclockwise by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do by afriendtosell reviews
Just for fun. Mostly Crack. [Sometimes you just need to take a break from all of the seriousness]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 1,322 - Follows: 238 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Their Own by Lucillia reviews
One extremely disturbing aspect of the human race as seen through a Vulcan's eyes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,336 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
Religious Artwork by ckret2 reviews
Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 51 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 398,027 - Reviews: 3635 - Favs: 3,344 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 1/16/2007 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Harrowing Halloween by JMackenzie reviews
Barnabas experiences his first Halloween, and is in for a few pleasant surprises, and some unpleasant ones as well. Complete.
Dark Shadows - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,536 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Complete
How We Survive: Winds of Change by twighlightshadow reviews
For Harry Potter, returning to Hogwarts means many things: food and a warm place to sleep, a strange mix of laughter and peril, and divulging a secret. Danger is on its way. Sequel to How We Survive: The Runaway. Welcome back to Hogwarts, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,544 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 99 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Contemplating Orange by serenphoria reviews
Uzumaki Naruto never understood his affinity to orange. [Color speaks when words cannot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Always Thinks Twice by VincentM reviews
Maggie is not an idiot.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
War Stories by RapunzelK reviews
Karl's misadventures during the Second World War.
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
Paint By Numbers by Wheezy1 reviews
Dark Harry. The war is over, the UK in shambles, as is Harry’s life. It’s time for vengeance against the people who started all his misery. Rated T for violence and torture. No sex, no romance, no language, no slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,477 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 5/12/2006 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Harry P., Vernon D. - Complete
Perfectly Abnormal by evansentranced reviews
Eight yearold Harry is ignored, treated as a servant, and generally detested by his so called family. Naturally, he's not about to take that lying down. Join Harry on his passive aggressive quest for revenge on a normal day in his perfectly abnormal world
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 203 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Love Sacrifices and Dinner Preparations by Sakiku reviews
... or: Why Sasuke Rightfully Fears Fangirls. Mr. and Mrs. Haruno are having a little talk about their daughter's infatuation with a certain Uchiha heir...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Influences by LAXgirl reviews
SEQUEL TO KEPT BEHIND Harry might have survived his ordeal as a disembodied spirit, but when the Order is jeopardized by one of its own, Harry must risk everything to save the one that once saved him... even if that person is Snape COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,175 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 7/24/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Super Attraction by Rosa Cotton reviews
Tony is trying to concentrate on his schoolwork. But it is difficult when his friends are discussing his – er, THE interesting [only a little, mind you] super: Invisible Girl.
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2006 - [Tony R., Violet P.] - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
A Peek In The Pages by neon flights reviews
[The Not So Secret Series 1] People write their deepest, darkest secrets in their diaries. Ulrich Stern, he...well. Let's just say his diary is a lot more interesting than others.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,763 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2006 - Published: 12/3/2005
How We Survive: The Runaway by twighlightshadow reviews
An attack on the Dursleys left Harry to fend for himself. Years later, an overheard conversation results in new challenges which may prove impossible in the long run, such as remaining hidden in plain view, learning to trust again, and staying alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,439 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Tribulations by KungPowKitty reviews
How to describe this... Basically, I'm going to throw as much bad situations as I can at the Incredibles. Example? Bob can't find a job for starters. And how about the Underminer making a general mess of Vi's date with Tony? And that's just the beginning!
Incredibles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 67,668 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
Icarus by MarbleGlove reviews
Some successes are only measured in how long you last before falling. Hermione writes a letter and begins a relationship. Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,303 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/2/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
House Call by VincentM reviews
A follow up to Tech Support, Richie tries to figure out why the Watchtower is crashing. The cause is more sinister than originally expected and much more closely tied to Dakota than anyone thought.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,127 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 6/10/2005
WWP Presents: The Heir of Slytherin by evansentranced reviews
"Heir of Slytherin! Seriously evil wizard coming through!" "Yeah, he's off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant!" Watch as Harry is stalked by Fred and George, film makers Extraordinaire. Crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Harry P., George W. - Complete
Tech Support by VincentM reviews
Richie is grounded. He has a nice chat with his mother. Oh, and the Watchtower is crashing. (Crossover with JLU)
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/26/2005
Runaway by VincentM reviews
Virgil finds out a secret Richie's been keeping from him, but not before the bad guys do. Now, Richie's in a hell of a lot of trouble and he only has one solution - he has to run away. WIP
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004
Paradox by VincentM reviews
During 'Future Shock', Virgil went to the future. Richie stayed behind. This is the story from his point of view.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,718 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/18/2004 - Published: 5/17/2004
Patches by VincentM reviews
It's a cold day in Dakota. The criminals are AWOL, Virgil's bored, Richie's introspective, and the gas station has rats. Lots and lots of rats.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2004
Persona Non Grata by Jordanna Morgan reviews
A Dark Shadows and XMen crossover: Wolverine tracks a mutant runaway to Collinsport, Maine.
Crossover - Dark Shadows & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Wolverine - Complete
Me, Myself, and Ed by ZephyrSamba reviews
Part 10 (the epilogue) in! Picks up where the episode '3 Squares & an Ed' (where they all end up grounded) left off. Edd's 3 days are up, but his friends still have a few to go - what's a lone Ed-boy to do? And what are Ed and Eddy up to in the meantime?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 10/2/2002
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Trial By Ed reviews
Everyone knew They weren't "normal"; They didn't know the half of it…They thought things were as they seemed; They were wrong…But the next Phase in their lives has begun. Now twelve kids and a board are in for a rude awakening…Canon-Compliant Superhero!AU
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,300 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 8/15/2011
The Lyoko Chronicles Book I: The Lost Tower reviews
A CL-in-a-fairy-tale-world fic played straight. In which a castle is found, and a Wizard Apprentice, a Squire, a Lady, and an Archer set out on a Quest to free an Elf, find a King, and save a Kingdom. Canon pairings.
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,438 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Jeremie B.