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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D.

Name: Just call me AJ(my initials) or Foxy

Age: 18

Gender: I'm a girl thank you very much

Likes: Anime, reading, video games, internet, my friends( some times) drawing, and some other things I fell too lazy to tell about.

Dislikes: Things that annoys me, boring, just plain stupid, Plain out stupid people and I met some on here,etc

Personality: Easy to get along with. Kinda goofy and random, can be serious and mature if the situation calls for it. To people I don't really know I'm most insensitive but after awhile I get attach and I tend to care. Know for being a smartass but it's all part of my humor. Jokes are the best ice breaker I say! Lazy! I hate doing things i.e: School work. Hell I'm in college and I barely get my work done!

Favorite anime couples:






Leo/ Hazel


Percy/ Annabeth

John/ Sarah

John/ number six

X-overs coupling:

Naruto/ Inner/outer Moka

Katara/ Aang

Zuko/Katara(might been interesting to see)


Sasuke/ Sakura ( seriously he tried to kill her TWICE in one day)

Naruto/ Hinata( more neutral I mean if it happens it happens*shrug*)

Number Six/ Sam(don't really care for it)


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this crap!!

FRIENDS: Will take your last favorite snack by accident and apologize once you tell them it was yours.

BEST FRIENDS: Eat your favorite snack while sitting next to you and denies it later when you accuse them of eating it even though they ate it in front of you.

FRIENDS: Will help you when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Will jump on top of you and shout," Pile on!"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

I love this because it's mostly true!!

Put this on your
page if you love

STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand (So me! XD)

If you support the theory that Madara poisoned Itachi, copy and paste.

If you want Uchiha Madara to burn for what he did, copy and paste.

If you think F.E.A.R. stands for Fuck Everything And Run, post this on your profile!

If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!!

"You know, logic has a brother. His name is SHUT THE HELL UP!" - Naruto Abridged 4

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile

What will happen eventually...

A random producer guy from DisneyXD is working on Naruto Shippuden until... BOOM!

Jiraiya, Deidara, and Hidan crash into the room. "What is the meaning of this, un?!" Deidara yelled out. "You took out a precious moment of my art!!"

"As much as I appreciate you getting rid of my nickname, you're going to take out the women!" Jiraiya shouted.

"You took out the swearing... and the blood," Hidan growled as he walked up to him. "What kind of f_ing ninja show doesn't have blood in it?!" Hidan brought his scythe up to the guy's neck.

"It was for the fans! I made it appropriate so even six year olds could watch!" the guy screamed as he... uh... gave himself a reason to look for new pants.

"Who gives a crap about the freakin' six-year-olds?! The freakin' fourteen year-year-olds are gonna kill you for taking out the good parts!"

There was another BOOM! Three ninja fans busted down the wall. Two jounin-level boys, and a chuunin-level girl.


Put this on your profile if you noticed what Disney took out of Naruto Shippuden, and you're mad about it. And add yourself to the fans invasion

-Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I am proven horribly wrong

-Cheese will rule do not deny the truth

-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding

-I've been given sugar. Please use this time to prepare for the end of the world

Naruto Name Meanings:

Sasuke- Parrot (BAHAHAHA! That explains so much!)

Itachi- Weasel (Yay Weasel-kun!)

Sakura- Cherry Blossom (Not really creative.)

Kisame- Demon Shark (Really?)

Sasori- Scorpion (I wonder why?)

Kiba- Fang (What gave it away?)

Naruto- Ramen toppings with a pink whirlpool design in the middle (Yeah, I'll have Naruto for lunch.)

Deidara- Mud (SON OF A *!!) or Day Flaw (...)

Kakuzu- Painting made to Life (Makes sense if you think 'bout it!)

Hidan- Bandit gang (No duh, Sherlock.)

Pein- Priss (if you fell for that then your a noob!) Pain

Hinata- Sunflower (Awww, how sweet.)

Shikamaru- Deer (I don't like deers anymore! Poor Hidan...)

Tobi- Good Boy (Not true but he is!) It's Kite.

Zabuza- Cuts Once (Interesting... Is it because of the huge sword or the shark teeth?)

Haku- Someone who has a meaning in someones life. (Oh the iorny!)

Neji- Screw (So when i'm saying 'Neji You' i'm really sayig 'Screw You'!)

Yamato- Ancient name for Japan (Huh, never woulda guessed)

Konan - Instep (Hm, random, I expected something with paper)

Zetsu - Reed (So . . . a plant)

It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunets remember it in the morning.

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?

I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

put this
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if u like music

I don't write slash, incest, or pedophile. If you don't either, copy and paste this into your profile.

Poke me. I dare you.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity:

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “IN”

5. Put Decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Expresso.

6. Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”


8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

9. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

10. Specify that your drive-through order is “To Go.”

11. Sing along at the Opera.

12. Go to a poetry recital and ask why all the poems don’t rhyme.

13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

14. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.

15. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I WON! I WON!”

16. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,"Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"

17. Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”

18. Go in front of your classroom and shout "I like pie!"

19. Greet all your friends with a tackle.

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

20. Copy and end this list to someone to make them smile... It's called therapy.


1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

You know you live

in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination,
and come join the dark side. (We have cookies!)

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, sit back, and laugh as the world wonders how you did it

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's freakin' hilarious.

You say I'm mean. But one question; when was I ever nice?

I don't suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

If you ever spouted a naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. Mostly "Troublesome" or "Believe it!" or "Foolish little brother" or copy Deidara's grunt, un.

If your family wonders how you can remember all the naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile. Believe it!!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, cartoons, random songs...

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. What?! It was cheating!! O.o

I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of a party is gorging on pizza and cracking stupid jokes with your best friends, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of people online don't know the difference between your and you're. If you're (HA) one of the 2 who twitches violently every time somebody uses the wrong form, put this in your profile

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile (It wasn't on purpose! Honest! T_T)

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!


Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

Guns don't kill people. I do.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Assassinations is an extreme form of censorship.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock.
Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds.
When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say,
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.
Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Would you like a cookie? So would I.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot

Don't make me mad...I'm known to bite at random!!

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Okay...so there's this thing called retarded-ness and me and my freinds, well...We've gone pro.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's funny as hell when i kick their ass, though)

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Our health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal.

What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.
Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like hell!

As an artist, English is my second language.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

If you've ever started singing out loud for no reason known to man copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sigh at the fact that because your profile is so long there is little chance someone would actually take the time and read it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(GIRLS ONLY) If you're a tomboy (and you're proud of it!), copy this and paste this into your profile.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?! If you have anger management problems, copy this and paste this into your profile.


Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_--

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One.
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One
Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CAPRICORN - The Cute One
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One
Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,
Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now read every third word.

If you zone out to the point where people poke you to make sure you're alive, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the type of girl that makes the devil go "Oh crap, she's up!" when your feet hit the floor in the morning copy and paste this. ( :P kidding but others do! )

Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.
-No im not weird i'm just not normal
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.
-I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
-Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips...
-The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
-A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
-Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
-If at first you do succced, try not to look too astonished.
-Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
-The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
-I ran with scissors - and lived!
-Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
-Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
-I see regular people! Run for your lives!
-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
-A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
-You say physco like it's a bad thing...
-He Said: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She Said: "You wear pants don't you?"
-People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs.
-I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
-Cute but psycho - things even out.
-Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
-I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
-I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-I intend to live forever...so far so good.
-Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.
-You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
-I am not weird... just plotting.
-I'm a paranoid schizophrenic...or so THEY say...
-I don't obsess! I think intensely!
-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
-From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
-Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.
-"Let's eat Grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

Here's some awesome things I found on other peoples profiles:

in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

What's the matter with gravity?
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?
I'm not insane... I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!
Have you ever wondered which hurts most: Saying something and wishing you hadn’t; or saying nothing and wishing you had?
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.


10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks.
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies.
8.We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly.
7. Our magazines have horoscopes.
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around.
5.Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm.
4.Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month.
3.Make-up covers any imperfections we may have.
2.If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket.
1.Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing.

101 things to do at WalMart - If you have done at least 10 of these then you my friend, are super awesome!!

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!"

6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

7. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy".

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code Red in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit, anyway?"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

17. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

24. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

31. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

32. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

33. Take bets on the battle described above.

34. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

40. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

41. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them.

42. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

43. Two words: "Marco Polo."

44. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc.

45. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics.

46. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

47. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them

48. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions.

49. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

50. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

52. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

53. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

54. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word.

55. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

56. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

57. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

58. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)."

59. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

60. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."

68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it.

70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.

71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag

72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming"

73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes

74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices

75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane

76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle)

77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!"

78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight

79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over.

80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap.

81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section

82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls.

83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner.

84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens.

85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it.

86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!"

87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund.

88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught

89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms.

90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me."

91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name.

92. Rearrange items as you see fit.

93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere.

94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs.

95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex).

96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended).

97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items.

98. Follow someone until they notice.

99. Pull out pins, like that guy form the 7 Up commercial.

100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here.

Female come backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile

Weird Questions No One Has the Answers To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Who was the first person to say, 'See that cow there? I'm gonna squeeze those dangly things and drink whatever comes out.'?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute? ugh, i agree

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken over there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt'?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal go on a handicapped toilet?ewwww

Have you every noticed that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?...oh shit...

What happens if your snot freezes inside your nose?

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER:Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

TEACHER:John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
DONALD:Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER:Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
TEACHER:No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER:Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.T

EACHER:Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:A teacher

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Wait, WHAT! Zombies! by Hishiko-Chan1999 reviews
Riku Hatsune Joins a group of kids to make it through this hell of a world. She makes friends, kills those stupid idiot s we call zombie s and of course has possibly a little romance. But who will fight, who will die, and who will survive? Rating T may change to M. OC S ARE NOT ACCEPTED ANYMORE! BUT PLEASE STILL READ!
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,825 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/13 - Published: 8/2/2012
Back in Blue by SpitfireDragon109 reviews
Ryuko still misses Senketsu, so she moves in with her sister in hope of getting her mind off him. One day, Satsuki shows Ryuko an investigation paper written by their father regarding Life Fibers that will turn Ryuko's world upside down. Nudist Beach discovers a new threat, and both sisters join forces once again, but not without the help of some very special sailor uniforms.
Kill la Kill/ キルラキル - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,654 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Ryuko M., Senketsu] Satsuki K.
Tales from Arcadia Bay by Lesprit-de-escalier reviews
A series of shenanigans starring our favorite nerds, Max and Chloe.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/14 - Chloe P., Max C.
The Day the Dead Awaken by Silverdragon98 reviews
The apocalypse has begun, several survivors team up to face against the zombies and try to survive but can they do it and let alone survive each other? *EDITED*
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,332 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Complete
Love of my Brothers: Revised by celestial kitten16 reviews
After team 7's run in with the Sand Trio, Naruto goes home expecting an empty apartment to welcome him back. Except it's not so empty, but has four guys waiting inside of it claiming to be Naruto's brothers. And if they really are his family then where have they been all this time? So many secrets, and Naruto also has one of his own. He is a she! And what about her mother? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,481 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Naruko U., Naruto U., Kushina U.
When the Steadfast Fight by bronwe-iris reviews
Alternate ending to Jeepers Creepers: The Creepers flies off with Darry, but Trish isn't about to just sit and let Jezelle's vision come true. She's going after her brother and she's going to save him.
Jeepers Creepers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,921 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2014 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Complete
She Said by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Two Years have passed Since HS,SS and now entering young adulthood, Naruto and her allies face challenges from every direction. Can she handle being an adult and a female or will the boy trapped in a woman's body fail all she holds dear.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,835 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Crescent Moon Academy by Tachman reviews
Naruto gets sent to a very special school where he is meant to have his last chance at a decent education, little did he knew of the things he would learn of the world and himself. Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 224,068 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
100 Years of Lezel by CoffeeQueenDemigod reviews
We have all been waiting for Leo and Hazel to finally get together, we have gone from New Rome to Old Rome and now we are on our way to Greece! How many roads do we have to cross to see our favorite couple get together? A lot, apparently...Hurt and comfort in the future, there will be some humor since most of it is from Leo's POV. Rated T cause I'm paranoid!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/30/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Hazel L., Leo V. - Complete
Love Of My Brothers by celestial kitten16 reviews
After team 7's run in with the Sand Trio, Naruto goes home expecting an empty apartment to welcome him back. Except it's not so empty, but has four guys waiting inside of it claiming to be Naruto's brothers. And if they really are his family then where have they been all this time? So many secrets, and Naruto also has one of his own. He is a she! And what about her mother? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 197,572 - Reviews: 594 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
Freezing: Hearts of Ice by lord of the land of fire reviews
Kazuya Aoi is the ultimate prize; the strongest Limiter in the world. Now which Pandora will claim him?
Freezing/フリージング - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 92,835 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011
Fire and Diamonds by LaDeDaDays reviews
Leo has feelings for Hazel. Hazel has feelings for Leo. Frank knows this. A love triangle can only mean one thing, drama.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Leo V., Hazel L.
Underneath the Underneath by Crazy Hyper Lady reviews
"Quick question," Kakashi started again, "Why do your teammates think you're a boy, Naruto-chan?" he raised his visible eyebrow. The adventures of Uzumaki Naru! Yes, that does mean fem!naru. Butterfly-effect AU-ness starting from academy graduation. Chunin exam test 3 Prelims in progress.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,954 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,996 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Naruto: Yokai Chronicles by Alejudis reviews
Multi-xover. After Pain's invasion of Konoha, Naruto is sent to Yokai Academy so that he could be protected from the Akatsuki, but the Academy has its own dangers. A bit AU and features a powerful Naruto. Formerly called 'The Fox In Hiding'. FIRST FIC. UNCOMPLETED. SHINOBI OF THE HEART IS A REMAKE.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 165,900 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Naruto U., Moka A. - Complete
Amethyst Love by Kur0Kishi reviews
First 2 chapters from Fox trapped at Yokai Gakuen, but later diverges with many twists of my own. Naruto looses his purpose after being betrayed and lands in Yokai Gakuen, can he fit in? and what is his choice, Moka? or Konoha. Naruto x Moka
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 99,234 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,025 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Papa Kakashi! by ByEvelyn reviews
"His bones are…shrinking? Just what kind of messed up Jutsu is this?" Apparently, it was the type to turn a fully grown teenager into a kid- a ridiculously cute kid with eyes like a freaking angel. The parental vibes in Kakashi practically screamed. He wasn't entirely sure that was a good thing. Kaka!Daddy. Chibi!Naru PERMANENTLY DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,216 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
SakuxNaru OneShot! by Hishiko-Chan1999 reviews
this is a oneshot for Rasengan165 who helped me alot when i first started making Oc s and Stories! Happy Birthday Rasengan165 XD Sleep in, like you want! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Naruto U.
HOTD: The Breaking of Dawn by Survivor XYK reviews
Normal life is boring. At least for your average teenager. Until one day a horrible viral outbreak occurs. Now 5 teenagers must form a group to fight for their lives. * DISCLAIMER*: This is by no way, our entire creation! The characters and events they encounter are, but this is based off an anime. That credit goes to the creators of H.O.T.D.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
Love Of My Brothers by Pirates VS Ninjas reviews
Original Story by Celestial Kitten16! After meeting the Sand Siblings, Naruto goes home and finds a huge surprise waiting, how will he take it when he finds out he still has a family? But Naruto himself is also hiding a secret too, he is really a she! Can she handle not only four older brothers but also the Chunin Exams and what this about her mother being alive!FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
United Kingdom of the Dead by FallingSunset reviews
Kingston Academy: a prestigious international school in the heart of London. Filled with the most gifted students, the highest standard of education and the dead? A group of students are soon forced out of their usual school routine and there's only one thing they know for sure; surviving in this hell hole ain't gonna be easy.
Highschool of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,147 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/11/2012
He Said She Said by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Something goes wrong in the Forest of Death when Orochimaru puts the five Element Seal on Naruto. Here's a twist. Fem. Naruto Pairings: Naru/Sakura reposted
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 67,460 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 298 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bond of Fate by Shinku no shi reviews
What if Tsukune's Ghoul has never been a ghoul, and through Moka's blood something far more powerful awakens that opens up a way for Tsukune and Moka to start a relationship? Contains lemon and character death. Don't worry character wont be dead for long!
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,935 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Animals Unleashed by wilkins75 reviews
With the defeat of the Akatsuki peace seemed to have returned to the world but when an unknown virus strikes. Now a virus that turns people into half animals is spreading and the uninfected are on the run from the infected. Highly Mature. Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 99,406 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Naruto Uzumaki: The Youkai Files by DragonMasterFlex reviews
The descriptions of the results of the Shiki Fujin weren't entirely accurate. A not so dead Naruto now finds himself at the mercy of his new employers: a creepy headmaster of a school and a toddler who rules over life and death. Nar/Ros Vamp/YYH Crossover
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,792 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 956 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Naruto U., Moka A.
Precious People by Biddybam reviews
Kami decides that after a saddening display with an 8 year old Naruto, he needs to understand friendship, to have someone to be there for him. So she decides to resurrect Minato and Kushina and send them to be with Naruto. Naruto/Minato/Kushina centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,470 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Why Minato's Life is Interesting by lord of the land of fire reviews
A collection of amusing little scenarios and scenes from the world of Sekirei.
Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,881 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 7/15/2009
The Black Fox by wilkins75 reviews
Four years since Naruto was killed by Sasuke, Sakura has promised herself to finish Naruto's work and bring Sasuke back but Naruto is far from dead. He has been training with the 9 tailed fox and now has return however is he the same person? Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rosario to Ghoul by Tsukune08 reviews
We all know how Tsukune is in the manga. Lovable, gets strong, comes back from the school break having done nothing for 6 months. What if he gained a backbone and a power to augment his ghoul abilites? Find out as he takes on Inner Moka for a relationship
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,151 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Tsukune A., Moka A.
Animals Within by wilkins75 reviews
A moment before his death Orochimaru unleashed a virus. The virus turns all infected into half human half animal monsters. Now the virus is spreading and the hunt for a cure is on if there is even one to find. Naruto/Sakura Choji/Ino Shikamaru/Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 90,387 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fox Trapped at Yokai Gakuen by Lazy Hermit reviews
Naruto crash lands into "YOKAI GAKUEN" only to find out EH! He cant return to Konoha! And whats this a reunion with a certain vampire? Rated M for language and to be on the safe side later on.
Crossover - Naruto & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Naruto U., Moka A. - Complete
Promise on the Festival Night by lord of the land of fire reviews
Is your cousin a boy or a girl? A simple question, but one with grave importance to a lonely and abused young girl. A different answer leads the girl down a different path. But in the end, is there a place for someone like her in this world?
Elfen Lied - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,605 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Lucy / Nyu, Kohta - Complete
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The Dragon's Descendent reviews
I gazed into those turquoise orbs of hers and I knew I never wanted anyone as much as I wanted her. Her slender fingers sliding down my arms making me shiver."Please, you're the only one who can save me,"she said softly laying her whole wait on me. I could feel her bare chest on my own. She had no idea how much I wanted to but. "I can't,"I said lowly. Oh I wish I could OC/Harem
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 2/4 - [Rias G., A. Asia, H. Akeno, OC]
Namaki: Rise of the Uzumaki Clan reviews
(Remake of The Uzumaki Clan:Rise of the Whirlpool Princess) Raised as an orphan, Namaki Uzumaki is more than surprise to find out that she have four long lost brothers and mother. What's more her clan if fully revived and she's a legacy. Use to being alone, can Namaki handle the new life style of a family? Either way nothing will stop her from achieving her dream of becoming Hokage
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,382 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 4/29 - Sasuke U., Gaara, Kushina U., OC
The Uzumaki clan: Rise of the Whirlpool Princess! reviews
Namaki Uzumaki grew up taking care of herself. But what would happen when suddenly four boys appear at her door step claiming to be her brothers and her mother being alive. Can Namaki get use to from being an orphan to becoming the youngest child from a great clan from a former village that is now revived? And what's with the whole Princess thing? FemNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,383 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Naruto U.
A Fighter's Cherry Blossom reviews
Naruto is a apathetic fighter who doesn't care about the world except for his broken family. Sakura is a young girl looking for love while trying to get free from her abusive boyfriend Sasuke. How can crossing paths change these two young adults as they help each other overcome obstacles that they face for being together? Sorry for the short summary. Rating might change soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.