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Bonjour! (No, I’m not French, just a second year French student. More’s the pity.) You, dear reader, have just stumbled across, or have been directed to the “Homepage” for The New Marauders!
Yeah, yeah, you’re sittin’ there scratching your head thinking “What in tarnation* is The New Marauders?” Well, that’s what I’m here for!

My Life Story
I’m the sad, pathetic, forgettable little person inside Honorary-Weasley-Lover’s brain. I’m that thing you might call ‘conscience’ – hence the reason I’m forgettable. Aside from my duties as a ‘conscience’ I’m also that little voice that whispers: “Writ a story… write a story…” Then I get smacked for being a nuisance.

About The New Marauders
The New Marauders is a series of stories co-written by Honorary-Weasley-Lover and Helena Voldemort. It revolves around Fred, George and Lee’s years at Hogwarts up to and including the final battle.

Now to elaborate! The story features Fred, George, Lee and three female OC’s who you will be introduced to shortly. Together, the six of them form ‘The New Marauders’ who, as the name suggests, take over the original Marauder’s job as Mischief Makers in Chief.
Aided by the Original Marauders, their own Marauder’s Map (because the twins were dumb enough to give the original one to Harry) spellwork and their newly acquired Animagi forms, they follow in their fore father’s footsteps, overcoming house differences, twisted teachers and their own feelings to wreak havoc at Hogwarts.

Okay, you may not actually be thinking that, BUT YOU WILL! Woahahahahaha!

The New Marauders - Canon
-This is my interpretation of the three canon characters.-

George Weasley
General Description:
George is the calmer of the twins: Fred is act on impulse, centre of attention, in your face guy. George is plan before acting, not the centre but fairly close, insult from a few paces away guy. He secretly loves long novels and poetry, and, though he’d never admit it, his favourite lessons are Charms, Herbology, Potions and Transfiguration. He’s fairly laid-back, but you’d be ill-advised to anger him, George can be tricky, sly and wicked. And he punches really hard - ask Malfoy!
George is very protective of his family and friends, especially Ron and Ginny. He sees Lee as his other brother and the three girls as his sisters, even though two of them are Slytherins.
Shaggy red hair (i.e. Goblet of Fire) very dark brown eyes.
12 inches, oak, Manticore Quill
Arctic Fox
Marauder Name:

Fred Weasley
General Description:
The, for lack of better terms, crueller of the Weasley twins, Fred is impulsive, rash and upfront. He prefers to let George stay behind saying “Maybe we shouldn’t…” while he rushes headlong into whatever trouble is awaiting them. While his demeanour simply reeks of mischief and mayhem, Fred can be uncannily charming. He would, in short, flirt with a tree-stump, provided it wouldn’t get up and walk away. While just as knowledgeable as his twin, he prefers to let his actions speak louder than his words.
Fred is, however, even more protective of friends and relatives alike than George and is fully prepared to put his life on the line to save them.
Shaggy red hair (i.e. Goblet of Fire) very dark brown eyes.
10 ¼ inches, olive, Manticore Quill
Marauder Name:

Lee Jordan
General Description:
Unfortunately for Lee, he always seems to be tagged as ‘The Weasley Twin’s friend, Lee Jordan’. He is, in the eyes of the rest of the world, kind of the third wheel – Fred and George are the popular Quidditch players, infamous Ladies Men, pranksters elite – Lee’s the tag along, just another boring Gryffindor. But really, away from the crowds and beliefs of the school, Lee’s Slytherin side bubbles to the surface.
Manipulative and slightly vindictive, he is not above blackmailing friends and enemies, and he’s not afraid to be brutally honest, but is perfectly capable of lying through his teeth. He would never, however, sink so low as to sell out his friends to save his own sorry skin thanks very much.
Shoulder length dread-locks, dark skin, coffee coloured eyes.
8 ½ inches, ash, Unicorn Tail hair
Marauder Name:

I took a tip from Experienced Author and re-worded these three bios...

The New Marauders – Original
- These are the three OC’s Helena Voldemort and myself came up with. –

Lemony Wilson (Me)
General Description:
The only daughter of Dominick and Sicily Wilson, Lemony is the first Ravenclaw in a long line of Hufflepuffs, much to her surprise. Exceptionally smart and fun-loving she falls back on the title she shares with Lee as ‘The Brains Behind the Mayhem’. Short and thickly built, she is a Beater on the Ravenclaw Quidditch Team. Famous at Hogwarts for never knowing which International Quidditch Team she goes for, she often says “I go for them all, yet I go for none of them – don’t make me decide, my head will explode!” She is fond of wearing over-sized tops and brightly coloured shoes and her biggest accessory is her white and silver cat, Merlin.
Short, curlyish black hair, almond shaped blue eyes.
11 inches, silver birch, Australian Opal Eye heartstring.
Polar Bear
Marauder Name:

Helena Potter (Helena Voldemort)
General Description:
The first Potter ever to be sorted into Slytherin, Helena is proud and haughty. She hates her Goody-Goody cousin (Harry) and aspires to be the first person to work up the courage to kick Mrs Norris. Possessing a sharp wit, Helena can often be found conversing with Madame Pince about this book or that book and is more than willing to give some poor third year a tongue lashing for holding a book incorrectly. Helena is, there’s no point denying it, blatantly evil – she’s shallow and malicious and is not against harming people to please herself. According to her (and she says her eagle-owl, Thanatos, agrees) she should be in history books for yelling to Filch: “Oi, Gitface! Is that your cat, or has your mother sent you a mouldy tea-cosy?” she also says that “The four months of detention were thoroughly worth it!”
Long, strait black hair, green/grey eyes.
8 inches, cypress, Chinese Fire-ball heartstring.
Grey Wolf
Marauder Name:

Amelia Dolohov (Me and Helena Voldemort)
General Description:
Yes, you read her name right, she is the daughter of the world renowned (and feared) Antonin Dolohov. However, raised by her mother, she struggles to pull herself out from the dark shadow that is her father’s name and legacy, going so far as to almost land herself in Gryffindor just to spite him. After the death of her mother, Amelia moved in with her mother’s childhood friends, Brian and Eloise Potter (aunt and uncle to the famed Harry Potter) and their daughter Helena. Ever since, the two girls have become inseparable, even though Amelia’s pet bat fights constantly with Helena’s owl.
Amelia is probably the shadiest of the six friends, her father’s role in her past staying well hidden and her small bouts of insanity never quite explained, but she is the most loyal (or rather, stubborn) of them, defending them tooth and nail until the very end.
Appearance: Wavy, honey-blonde hair, slanted green eyes
11 inches, willow, Phoenix Feather.
Marauder Name:

A Small Note:
Look, I know some of them seem a little Mary-Sueish, but they’ve been run through two Mary-Sue tests and have turned up negative for Sueness. However, as the plot develops, they will be run through them at the start and end of each story just to be safe.

Story Archive:

Book 1, First Steps to Hell (Currently Posting): This is it! They're finally going to Hogwarts. Fred and George are bouncing off the walls, Lee wonders how he'll survive when his best friends are idiots, Helena is bored by the whole thing, Amelia wishes she was anyone other than her father's daughter and Lemony just wishes she new what International Quidditch team she went for.
In the first volume of 'The New Marauders', the New Marauders are formed, enemies are made, detentions are in their hundreds and, really, who cares about House Rivalry?

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The Host Club Are On MSN! by TheRebelHunter reviews
ABANDONED! See inside for details. Randomness made purely for your entertaiment. Mind the bad spelling when there is any. Oh, and there is Slash. Pairings: Kyo/Tama, Kao/Hika, Mori/Haru, Hunny/OC, Chika/OC.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,280 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Look Me In The Eyes by andstraightontillmorning reviews
Seth, living with the Cullens, is desperate to imprint and rid himself of loneliness. He's haunted by the thoughts of a beautiful vampire boy, a member of the Volturi, whom he never saw the eyes of. Could the vampire boy be just as haunted by him? Imprint
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Seth, Alec
A Single Stroke by fac-me-cocleario-vomere reviews
Painter!AU. Francis is a painter, and decides to try something new. Drabblefic, FrUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
When I'm Falling Down by quinndalynn reviews
Left alone by his so-called Nordic 'family' once again, Iceland grapples with the monster inside, meanwhile pondering how he only truly thinks himself to be alive when he's falling. T for drug use, addict!Iceland. Now a series of angsty drabbles.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Iceland - Complete
Fury by Emagen Laile reviews
Cate Moon is your average witch, with a dull but paying job, a large family that doesn't know how to leave her alone, and a little secret of her own. GW/OC Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 87,791 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - George W., OC - Complete
Of Kink Memes and Men by YoullNeverFindMeLOL reviews
Various kink meme fills I've done. Pairings vary, though the main pairing would be SuFin. Other pairings include USUK, Iceland/HongKong, DenNor, SeaLat, etc. Rated M for language and sexual content. Ranges from crack to serious. Lengths vary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011
Infinite Approximation by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
Unfounded declarations of affection, stupid, annoying little girls, kittens, board games.Because Kaoru kept Kyoya trapped in a game of endless guessing. "I'm happier with him than without him," Kyoya/Kaoru -complete-
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kyōya O., Kaoru H. - Complete
The Reunion: Noah and the CIT by Jesus.Lives reviews
Thanks to Izzy/Owen and Coderra Noah is on the outs. But a chance encounter will change all that. Nourtney. A two part pairing Noah challenge. Check out the Noette one and decide on the best!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Courtney, Noah - Complete
Smoke by Grey Amethyst reviews
Addictions come in all forms. This one begins with a kiss. SLASH Trent/Noah
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Noah, Trent - Complete
Six at a Time by HerTaintedQuill reviews
Every Harry Potter characters described using only six words. For the Hemingway's Six challenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 4,548 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P.
Fullmetal Messenger by Cledism is my religion reviews
The Fullmetal Alchemist characters have discovered MSN! Will they use this new form of communication for good- or for EVIL?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011
101 things not to do at HQ by Cledism is my religion reviews
Exactly what the title says. The characters the "things NOT to do" may range from Lust and Gluttony, to Edward and Alphonse. Read and enjoy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011
Lace Cuffs by Riddelly reviews
Haru, distraught by his breakup with Rin, seeks a new partner in the reluctant Momiji. But the ox soon desperately runs away, and the others realize they need Rin's help to find him and bring him back. Momiji/Tohru, Haru/Momiji
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,550 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Momiji S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Bad Romance by Laora reviews
Ed is traumatized by high school field trips to Eastern Command.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
All that Glitters! by Cledism is my religion reviews
One day, in Amestris, a beautiful Mary Sue was born... ONESHOT
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Edward E. - Complete
While You Sleep by GreenEponine reviews
Feuilly/Jehan fluff drabble, because the real life Agnes murdered my laptop, and I'm trying to get the rest of Cheurs Folles back desperately at the moment. Feuilly thinks Jehan's rather cute while he sleeps.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Feuilly, J. Prouvaire - Complete
Poppies by ColonelDespard reviews
Lovers on a summer day. Originally written for the kink meme. Slash.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Enjolras, Courfeyrac - Complete
Bon Anniversaire, Mon Amour by AlTHR33 reviews
TamaKyou. Kyouya hated how Tamaki fawned over him on his birthday, but now that Haruhi is more important to the blond than he is, Kyouya is coming to realize that it may not have been dread that he was feeling after all. Sappy/insane Kyouya alert. Enjoy!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,656 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Tamaki S., Kyōya O.
A Miserable Spoof by EuphrasieTheOwl reviews
Your favorite book/musical, only not as long or sad. My attempt at writing parodies. It's back off of hiatus, thanks to some new reviewers.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,168 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Javert, Valjean
Because I Love Sex Pest Denmark and Grumpy Norway by 8moonflower8 reviews
Pretty much what the title says : How these two get on and what the other nations think about their strange relationship.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Happy New Year: Aftermath by The Scratch Man reviews
A sequel to Happy New Year. Bobby breaks up with Rogue in front of everyone and she doesn't react so well... There's a guest character from the X Men comics New Mutants that I absolutely love. Previously called 'Breaking Up'. Please review.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Iceman, Pyro - Complete
Caught by nikkiRA reviews
Oneshot, JaredPaul/ Jared doesn’t say anything. He doesn’t even move. Paul wouldn’t have thought he was even breathing if he couldn’t feel the rise and fall of his chest underneath his thighs. Done for the challenge on the Fight Imprinting Forum.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Jared, Paul - Complete
Poor Innocent Iceland by pineappleSAMBA reviews
little!Iceland is hearing things in the middle of the night coming from Norway's room...yes it's what you think. Iceland's POV.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Chimera Ed by HisokaYukiko reviews
Lots of Shounen Ai and het pairs. Mostly EdRussell. After being transformed into the perfect chimera, Ed can't get a break. Everyone wants him. The hard part is figuring out who really loves him and who's just after his sexy hybrid body.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,083 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Edward E., Russell T.
Mrs Darcy by Miss.Sly reviews
Oneshot. If anyone ever found out that he loved Gone With The Wind, that he knew every line of Pride and Prejudice, that he knew every note of Grease, or every scene of The Breakfast Club… well…
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
If the Future Makes It Worth It by Blackrose197666 reviews
John is taken back into the mansion after Alcatraz. Can everyone put the past behind them? Eventual BobbyJohn written mostly from their POV with a couple of other POVs too. mostly fluff....
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,212 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/18/2007 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Pyro, Iceman - Complete
150 Things I am not allowed to do in Hogwarts by CaramelBoost reviews
Molly Weasley, after getting tired of the tirade of complaints against her twins, has given Fred and George a list.. A list of things they are not allowed to do in Hogwarts upon penalty of death. Their reaction? Complete disbelief. Oneshot. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/30/2007 - George W. - Complete
It's a fun life on a boat by todd fan reviews
Complete! The Acolytes finally get back home.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,903 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/21/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Complete
Lake by Chainlinks reviews
Seamus is basking in the sun. Dean and Blaise would rather he played in the lake. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
A Recipe for Legends by EE's Skysong reviews
AU. Three unlikely travelers a noble, a demon, and a halfwolf get lost in a forest, and meet an amnesiac elf with an interesting secret. Things get even more interesting when they meet a witch and her servant and a band of rebels... Romy, Kurtty, Jonda
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Marauders Meet Their Match by MimiRose113 reviews
The Marauders babysit the twoyearold Weasley twins
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/29/2004 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
In Pursuit of Essay Three by Chainlinks reviews
SeamusDean Slash Seamus is stuck on an essay question and Lee can't help him out. Can Dean?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2003 - Lee J., Seamus F. - Complete
Liquid Rainbow by Chainlinks reviews
Seamus loves everyone but especially Dean. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2003 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Baby Blues by todd fan reviews
COMPLETE! The first in the 'misadventures caused by Seren'. Some of the people of Bayville are turned into babies, chaos ensues.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,480 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
Second Best by Chainlinks reviews
Lavender loves Seamus who loves Dean who pities Lavender. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Had A Bad Day by Chainlinks reviews
Seamus is having the worst day of his life and Dean's not even around to cheer him up. What's a cute Irish boy to do in such a situation? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2002 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Timid only in repose by Quiara reviews
Bahorel has a fling with the local poet, and likes it. See also: Good Humor and Bad Company
Les Miserables - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/25/2002
The New Marauders, Book 1: First Steps to Hell reviews
First of the New Marauders series. It's their first year at Hogwarts and their feelings are mixed. Posting: Chapter 3, Of Homes and Hearts. Contains OCs, full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - George W., Marauders