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Joined 12-28-10, id: 2675402, Profile Updated: 12-01-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto, Misc. Anime/Manga, Harry Potter, Worm, and Familiar of Zero.

A lot of fanfiction authors will make a change from canon then ask what logic dictates would happen next. I think a better question is to ask what the most interesting thing is that could happen next.

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Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates Mondays.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 54 - Words: 240,172 - Reviews: 3581 - Favs: 2,528 - Follows: 2,943 - Updated: 4/12 - Published: 5/7/2012
A Sort of Entailment by crowind reviews
Nobody quite knows what to make of the Senju cuckoo, smuggled into Konoha by a tilt of the dice god's hand. But that's alright; Sakura doesn't know what to make of the ninja life either. Among Konoha's own Jinchuuriki and its last Uchiha, she is in good company.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 53,759 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Tsunade S.
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 86,049 - Reviews: 1750 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P.
Once and After by Shana the Short reviews
By a sick twist of fate, the mission to Wave ends in disaster for Sakura. Terrified of her own home and the people she should trust the most, she finds herself on the run. When real life seems stranger than fiction, is there any way to carve out a normal life?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,326 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 11/1/2013 - Sakura H., Sanbi/Isobu
Fate Revelation Online by daniel-gudman reviews
Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 244,883 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,101 - Follows: 1,057 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Illyasviel von Einzbern, Shirō E., Asuna, Kirito/Kazuto
Loyalty by A True Radical Dreamer reviews
Sakura is ensnared in a world of deadly intrigue her last year in the Academy. As an unwilling agent of Oto, can she discover what it means to be loyal in a world that promotes deception? Will that loyalty conflict with her growing sense of self-worth? AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 104,055 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Sakura H.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 6,255 - Follows: 7,102 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
Time on my Side by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
To prevent a pair of werewolf infections on the night of Pettigrew's escape, Harry and Hermione decide to turn their stable time loop into a time corkscrew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,232 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Oyu No Ranma by Zorknot reviews
Ranma gets himself stuck as a girl early on. Now she's got completely new problems. In ch. 17, everybody wins! Well, except the losers, but who cares about them? Also a new curse is revealed and a couple people end up dying.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 2/12/2002
Big Human on Campus by Black Dragon6 reviews
Ranma gets booted out of Furinkan after dealing with Saffron, and ends up on the bus to a new school called Youkai Academy, meeting a rather timid guy named Tsukune on the way. At least this place can't be worse than Furinkan, right?
Crossover - Ranma & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 371,071 - Reviews: 1455 - Favs: 2,107 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/17/2009
The Right to Live by Eilwynn reviews
Freed from her cage, Uzumaki Naruto sets out to show the world all that it takes for granted. Rated for safety. WARNING: FemNaruto, with eventual romantic relationships with male characters. Up for adoption, with beta-ing by me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 129,607 - Reviews: 1407 - Favs: 2,075 - Follows: 1,856 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by The Pro reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,793 - Reviews: 1961 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 4,326 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U.
The Strength of a Horse by muishiki reviews
Life doesn't quite work out like we hoped. For Ranma, he's a warrior without any wars. For Anko, a Jonin stuck in limbo. When you ride your horse for 1,000 li, you learn about its strength. Ranma 1/2 Naruto Xover. Ranma/Anko Mitarashi
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 83,504 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 1,077 - Follows: 1,123 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Ranma, Anko M.
Indomitable by ShaperV reviews
Naruto isn’t a moron. Jiraiya isn’t a clueless loser. The Kyuubi doesn’t intend to die. Three simple facts that will change the course of history. Eventual Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,453 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 3,490 - Follows: 3,803 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Naruto U.
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1619 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Dead Garden by Aaron Nowack reviews
The Fourth Hokage left a behind a legacy, a cruel burden that would change the fate of a world. It should have gone to a hero, a champion who could mend the broken and save the hopeless. Instead it fell on Haruno Sakura. Good thing she'll have some help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 104,402 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Sakura H., Kushina U.
Demiglace Graffiti by ToastedPine reviews
[Ranma Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi cross] Ranma has a daughter as headstrong as he is, god have mercy on us all. No knowledge of the latter series required so dive right in!
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,260 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 12/17/2006
Hurricane Suite by The Pro reviews
A different sealing. A different beginning. Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. The instinct of a born fighter made him grow; the knowledge of what he had to do drove him. For in the Shinobi world, it's duty above all. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,249 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 2,533 - Follows: 2,229 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,227 - Follows: 3,120 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fictional by Dark-Syaoran reviews
The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 58,251 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,114 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Harry P., Saber
Harry Potter and the FanFiction Tropes by ShaperV reviews
A collection of shorts and one-shots pitting the HP cast against the most terrifying opponent of all - silly fanfiction plots!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,188 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Harry P.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 2972 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Dark Lords of Nerima by claymade reviews
Ranma and Ryouga are no strangers to trouble. But when they accidentally convince both the Sailor Senshi and the Dark Kingdom that they're megalomaniacal villains bent on world domination, trouble starts to take on a whole new meaning.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Ranma - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 230,297 - Reviews: 1285 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Ryoga, Ranma - Complete
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 3,192 - Follows: 3,142 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Moksha by Portus reviews
Whatever Harry had expected for that day, this was certainly not it. He must face the fact that all is not well following the events of the Second Wizarding War. Dumbledore had warned them, after all, about the difficult choice between Right and Easy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,623 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3191 - Favs: 5,506 - Follows: 5,419 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Artist by Loki Nishizaki reviews
What if Ranma had acted a little faster? Akane has always claimed to be a martial artist, but what if she actually loved martial arts? A story about respect. [You always admire what you really don't understand.]Blaise Pascal. AkaneRanma Friendship.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,288 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Akane, Ranma
A Slight Misunderstanding by muishiki reviews
Ranma/X-men. Ranma does not go to NY. He doesn't even leave Tokyo. Trouble always seems to find him, though, and that trouble usually has two X chromosomes. Add a perverted JiJi, and the stage is set for a slight misunderstanding. RanmaXRogue.
Crossover - Ranma & X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,526 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Anna Marie/Rogue, Ranma
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 241 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Ninja Slush by ShaperV reviews
A holding pen for the plot bunnies that keep multiplying whenever I turn by back. This is back-burner stuff that I don't expect to do anything with until after my other stories are complete, if then. Rated for safety.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Naruto U.
Seven Village Stomp by Xylix reviews
While searching for Jusenkyo, Genma and Ranma get a wee bit lost.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,534 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Ranma
Mirrored Images by shizune reviews
In an act of desperation, Naruto attempts to send his teammate back to the past to change things. He botches it, and now a Sakura from a world where Konoha was ruled by Orochimaru and then Itachi is surprised to find herself 12 and in a different world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,505 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sakura H., Naruto U.
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
For Want of a Jinchuuriki by ShaperV reviews
With Sarutobi dead, certain parties thought getting rid of Konoha's most annoying genin would be easy. But is that really such a great idea? Naruto/Multi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,048 - Follows: 1,162 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Better Luck Next Time by Lavanya Six reviews
If it makes you feel any better, he never said anything about Fuyutsuki.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Shinji I., Gendo I. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,751 - Follows: 1,333 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
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Applied Cultural Anthropology, or reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 83,359 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragonfly reviews
Who says living in Brockton Bay is suffering? If things went differently, even Taylor Hebert could have a little fun. My entry in the "Taylor triggers with a different power" genre.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,821 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/26 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Skitter
Bug on a Wire reviews
Taylor Hebert wanted to be a hero, but she never really planned out how she was going to get there. If she had been a little more proactive before putting on a costume things would have gone differently, that's for sure. Better? Well, that's a different question.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,602 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/17/2013 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker
The Sasuke Fan Club reviews
At the age of six, Ino was the best friend Sakura could imagine. As they grow up, will the challenges they go through bring them closer together or drive them apart?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,893 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Note to Self reviews
Gilderoy Lockhart was a successful con man, but that's all he was. So how did he talk Dumbledore into hiring him? And why was he such a failure as a teacher that a bunch of twelve year olds could see through him? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gilderoy L. - Complete
Trial by Ninja reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Appeal of Authority reviews
Sakura is back in Konoha after a flurry of dangerous missions, safe and sound. Or so she thinks. Life in a ninja village is never simple, and she's going to find out what it really means to be Tsunade's protege. In the mean time, Konoha's enemies are hardly idle... Sequel to Trial by Ninja.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 425 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Sakura H., Tsunade S.
Once upon a time reviews
This is a place for story beginnings that won't leave me alone. If there's enough demand I suppose I might extend them.
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/12/2013
A Ninja By Any Other Name reviews
Haruno Sakura was a happy kunoichi, until she found herself summoned to the land of Tristain by a group of strangely powerful nins calling themselves mages. Thrust into a society she doesn't understand, she'll need all her wits about her to survive.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,742 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Sakura H., Louise