Author has written 4 stories for Chronicles of Narnia, Naruto, and Once Upon a Time.
Hey, this is The Other One.
I used to write under Jesus_Freak_For_Ever, but looking back, my stories are pretty bad. I couldn't figure out how to delete everything, so I just made a new account. I hope my stories are of better quality now.
I love to read and write, which is why I love fanfiction. Nothing I write will ever conatin slash or incest. I am blatently against it.
I like baseball, kickball, and dodgeball, but I am not athletic so I'm not that good at them. Television and books were what I spent most of my time with before I got a job. When I like a T.V. show, I don't just watch every episode, I learn the behind-the-scenes facts, I come up with theories, and I go to blogs and read other peoples theories.
My favorite T.V. shows:
Psych, NCIS, NCIS: Los Angeles , Revenge, The Amazing Race, White Collar, Once Upon A Time, Sherlock (BBC), Downton Abbey, Castle
My favorite anime/manga:
Yugioh 5D's, Naruto, Maid Sama!, Shugo Chara,
Yugioh 5D's: YuseiXAki, JackxCarly
Naruto: NarutoXSakura (Only because of how much Naruto likes Sakura. I really don't care too much for her, myself.) KibaxHinato, NejiXTenten, ShikamaruxTemari, MinatoxKushina.
Shugo Chara: IkutoxAmu, NagihikoxRima, KukaixUtau
Yugioh 5D's: 1.Yusei, 2.Crow, 3.Bruno
Naruto:1.Naruto, 2.Minato, 3.Obito, 4.Kakashi, 5.Itachi, 6.Kiba, 7.Shikamaru. 8.Temari
Shugo Chara: 1.Ikuto, 2.Kukai, 3.Kairi
Sasuke(Naruto) and Tadase(Shugo Chara) can go and die a painful death. I would enjoy watching it. I used to like Sasuke, but after he killed Itachi and joined "katsuki I started hating him. His attitude is ridiculous.
My favorite books:
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (Best series ever!), Heroes of Olympus series, The Kane Chronicles, The Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Ted Dekker books, Beverly Lewis books, The O'Malley Series, Pride and Prejudice, The Hunger Games(If you haven't read them, do so. Some of the best books I've ever read. I know guys who've enjoyed the books as well as girls, so don't let being a guy stop you
My favorite book characters are Percy Jackson (I don't know if anyone can hate Percy, he's amazing), Leo Valdez, Annabeth Chase, Hermione Granger, James Potter Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Aragorn, Faramir, Sam Gamgee, Edmund Pevensie, Finnick Odair, and Peeta Mellark. I also love Four and Uriah from Divergent.
I just noticed most of my favorite characters are guys. Well, this wouldn't happen if writers didn't make most female characters annoying.
My favorite quotes:
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one” - C.S. Lewis
"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villian." Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight.
"Gus, don't be a gooey chocolate chip cookie." Shawn, Psych.
"You can't burn me." Leo Valdez, The Lost Hero.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile..
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.e.
If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love the rain, copy and past this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.
Proof of human stupidity
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' .
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
11.Only in America...Will you go to a restaurant at SeaWorld and ask for band aids and get mayonnaise
Reading ridiculous labels always improves my day.
Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop"
How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets"
Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances"
Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children."
Dog food-"new and improved tasting."
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping."
Sleeping pills-"Warning: may cause drowsiness"
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark"
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe."
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe."
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain."
Hair dryer-"Do not use while sleeping"
On a bar of Dial soap- "Directions: use like regaular soap"
Some Swann frozen dinners-"Serving sugestion: Defrost"
Tesco's dessert (printed on bottem of the box)-"Do not turn upside down"
Marks and Spencer Bread pudding: "Warning: product may be hot after heating."
Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
Boots childrens cough medicine: "Do not drive or operate machinary."
Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." NO dip
Christmas lights; "For indoor and outdoor use only."
Food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
Sainsbury's peanuts:"Warning: may contain nuts."
American Airlines package of peanuts; "Instructions: open packet. Eat nuts."
Swidish chainsaw:"Do not attept to stop chainsaw with hands."
On a drill: "Do not use for dentistry." (Thanks to2featherbraids)
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?
Naruto, Minato, Obito, Kakashi, Kiba, Yamato
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?
MinatoxKushina, NarutoxSakura, ShikamaruxTemari
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?
No, but I've wished a few were real.
7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
KibaHina. They've always had a sweet relationship.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
Sasuke doesn't deserve anyone.
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I still think there might be some connection between the two.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
It was obvious from the first time they showed Minato's face. It is now confirmed too.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti. He was okay at first, but then he just got annoying. He had a hard life, but like Naruto told Neji, he's not the only special one! Bad things have happened to most of the other characters, and none of them have gone crazy.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?
I watched every episode until right before the war started. The filler episodes there were getting stupid, and so I stopped watching until the fillers were over.
15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
No, I started reading the manga when I caught up on Shippuden episodes.
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?
No. Not every hyper kid has ADD.
17. Sub or dub?
Sub. The voice acting in the Dub gets on my nerves.
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Anti in Naruto. In Shippuden she's okay.
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny! I am disappointed that he is serious now that it's been revealed that he's Madara.
20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
I thought Madara, but now it seems like Tobi was only claiming that identity.
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?
I'll say ugly nerd because he's annoying. He's still kind of awesome though.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Obviously Haku. Naruto thought he was a girl at first.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?
It really depends on the episode. His Drunken Fist is awesome.
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
Sasuke. At least then he could be something other than annoying.
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
27. Do you like lemons?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?
My mom's heard me mention Naruto.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?
No, I was homeschooled.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
No. See above.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Kinda. I did put off some assignments so I could watch more episodes.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?
I never did. Pein looked nothing like Minato.
38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
No, he looks weird.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
I've thought of one, but haven't written anything.
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
If you believe in Jesus and think that Christianity should be allowed back in schools and everywhere else, and don't give a crap about what the other religions think about it, paste this to your profile
96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.