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Author has written 10 stories for Teen Titans.

Well, I was never too sure about a profile, once I had one, then I deleted it, than made one again, then deleted it again, and now . . . it looks like I made one, again. It will probably end up being deleted, but, who knows? Maybe it won't be.

~PM me if you need to know or ask me something.

I'm a Teen Titans freak, Robin and Raven are meant to be together, Bleach kicks ass, I don't update as much as I should, and I really love music. My favourite band right now is Three Days Grace.

XxX

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"


Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental

Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.


Watch your thoughts;

They become words.

Watch your words;

They become actions.

Watch your actions;

They become habits.

Watch your habits;

They become your character.

Watch your character;

It becomes your destiny.

XxX

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."

"I called your boyfriend gay and he slapped me with his purse."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

I can't go to Hell. Satan still has a restraining order against me.

That's not a haircut, that's a cry for help.

If at first you don't succeed, sky-diving is not for you.

I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

Would you like a side of epic with that fail?

Some people worry about leaving the stove on. I worry about the zombie uprising.

My imaginary friend thinks you have problems.

"Latte" is Italian for "you paid too much for that coffee."

Just remember, if the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

I hate it when the little voices argue with my imaginary friends!

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Silence is Golden, but Duct Tape is Silver.

You're just jealous cause the little voices only talk to me.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines.

Dear Homework, you are unattractive; therefore, I cannot do you.

Toyota: Moving Forward (even when you press the brakes).

I blame Disney for my high expectations in boys.

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?"

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

That which does not kill me had better run pretty dang fast.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys.

When all else fails, use duct tape.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

You're a great friend but if the zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

"Doctors say I have a multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."

Smile: it confuses people

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.

Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" Well, no shit, smart guy! After you find it, you stop looking!

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

"Computers make very accurate mistakes. (2+2=3 Calculated in 0.000000001 seconds)"

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door..."

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

The U.K. gives us Harry Potter, and what to we give in return? Twilight...I'm sorry England...

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I didn't lose my mind! I sold it on eBay.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

When in doubt, make up words.

I'm the kind of person would spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

"Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

When I say LOL, I'm not laughing out loud. I just have nothing better to say.

I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Strength is nothing more than how well you can handle the pain.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

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Stupid Cupid by EmaniaHilel reviews
Chaptered - When one of Raven's deepest, darkest secrets is revealed, havoc ensues. Hopefully, this will involve a lot of romance, a little jealousy, and at least some comedy. The pairing is eventually going to be a triangle... Chapter 14!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,326 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Raven, Robin, Speedy
Petticoats and Roses by Band Geek Letter 1 reviews
A mysterious book has captured Raven and Robin. Where have they been sent and what will they do to get out? And why is Beast Boy suddenly the guy with all the answers?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,013 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Raven, Robin
Broken by RukiaRae reviews
AU Raven is a patient in a 1940's mental hospital and hasn't said a word in 13 years...what happens when two new additions to the ward attempt to change that? Rated T for now, rating may go up Rae/Rob, some Rae/Aqua NEW CHAPTER UP!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,109 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Raven, Robin
Stitched Up by Underworld Angel reviews
Ok, let's see what has happen to me: my so called 'friends' murdered me, I been resurrected back inside my body & I have to fight demons and stop some psycho b**** from causing the apocalypse. Yeah, that's normal. Re-Wrote Ch.3
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,875 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Gwen
The Exchange by totallyrae reviews
When an evil plan goes awry, Robin and Raven are stuck... in each other's bodies. A multitude of problems ensues. COMPLETE.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,131 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Robin, Raven - Complete
The Breakfast Club by titansfan1211 reviews
when the titans are all in detention, what will happen? watch as they cause/fix the damage made in 9 hours of detention, learn insane secrets about each other, and try not to drive each other crazy. based on the breakfast club! rated for some language
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,941 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Robin, Raven
Could Haves and Should Haves by punnylove reviews
AU. A look at what the Teen Titans could have and should have been-includes AU, many pairings, and a lot of laughter. Chapter 14: The Birds' Wedding is finally up!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,995 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011
Burnout by Goth reviews
Only the beginning of senior year and some punk is already cat calling her in the mornings, peeking up her skirt in the afternoons and getting her to ditch. But maybe, she mused, it wasn't all that bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,287 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Gwen, Duncan
It Only Takes A Moment by EmaniaHilel reviews
...or a few of them, anyway. A series of vignettes exploring random moments between Robin and Raven. What makes one fall in love? A thunderbolt of sudden inspiration, or a handful of random moments? UPDATE: Part XVI: Night Shift.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 157,082 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Robin, Raven
Undefined Frame Of Mind by inuyasharbd15fan09 reviews
What do you mean I have to pretend to be your fiancee, Robin? RobinRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,564 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Robin, Raven
Waking up in Vegas by TwistedXmo reviews
As they gang packs up for a vaction in the sin city after completing highschool. Two best friends share way too many drinks they couldn't handle a night and wake up with questions. They can't find out, nor tell anyone what happen that night, that one night in Vegas.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,816 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Do or Die by ebonydays reviews
Robin's an assassin in training, but because of his attitude he's unwanted. Raven's the top assassin but she's struggling with inner demons threatening to consume her. When they're put together will they be able to save each other and learn to truly live?
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,552 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Raven, Robin
50 People who Loved Raven by Ykari reviews
Let's face it, Raven's probably the single most paired up character on the show. So here's 50 one sentence stories about all the different people who adore her. Loads of crackships but 49 of them are one sided. Who's the one Raven loves back?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Raven - Complete
The Tape by inuyasharbd15fan09 reviews
Why? Why had he listened to the green chageling? Now, he couldn't stop thinking up fantasies, starring his second-in-command, Raven!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Robin, Raven - Complete
The Rebellion by LM22102 reviews
AU as in 'What if Robin didn't get saved when he was controlled by Slade? What if Terra was never good?What if Slade didn't die' This is a warbased piece. I hope to express the dark side of heroism. Short prologue. Give it a try. Rating may change.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2007
Id by A-Quest-of-Scales reviews
RaexRob. The id our subconscious desires. When a nosy shape shifter invades Ravens room he finds a spell and releases the id of the two birds...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,750 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Raven, Robin
Gypsy Rhapsody by Cherry Jade reviews
Summary: Robin and Raven have to go undercover to catch a drug dealing rapist. Catch? Of course. Raven has to be an exotic dancer. RobRae For Val.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,999 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Boys Will Be Boys by Absentia reviews
Richard had feared this subject would arise at some point during the course of the night. After all, the ladies of both teams were having a girl’s night out, and the male Titans had been left to their own devices. And that meant beer.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
The Ugly Duckling by Sherabaroo reviews
[RaexRob] What if fate suddenly blessed you with a beauty you could only find in fairytales? For Raven, it was more than a dream come true...it was her worst nightmare. Ch. 5 is up
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,082 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Raven, Robin
Forgotten Past by Hopelessly Devoted666 reviews
AU A vampire coming to earth to search for a long lost love. RavenMalchiorRobin
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/16/2005 - Raven, Robin
Vermillion by Velvet Death reviews
Red X is Robin's alter ego. But when Red X starts to follow and seduce Raven, and Robin was accountable at all those times, what would the Titans do? Who is Red X? RobRav [Finished]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,108 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 8/21/2004 - Raven, Robin - Complete
Marrying Raven by fasterassembly reviews
A parody of the Teen Titans pairings war. When Robin, Cyborg, Beast Boy and Raven are captured and put in jail, they are left with two choices: either one of them marries Raven... or they all die! [oneshot]
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2004 - Raven - Complete
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Over Competitive Much? reviews
Sequel to Would You Rather I'd Rather Not.The Titans are tired of truth or dare and now it's Rob, Aqualad, Star, Jinx and BB against Rae, KF, Speedy and Cy in a series of games and sports. What will happen? Relationship issues at all? CHAPTER 6 UP! Yay...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,351 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Robin, Raven
Dazed and Confused reviews
Robin, Raven and Beast Boy end up stranded on a deserted island when a rescue mission fails. Together, they'll have to survive whatever dangers lurk there, and find a way back home, if they don't kill each other by then. RobRaeBB
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011
Why The Teen Titans Shouldn't Drive reviews
Ever questioned the Teen Titan's driving skills? Well these are some reasons why they shouldn't be allowed to drive on public roads. "Do you even have a driver's license?" Beast Boy laughed. "Pfft, no. Why would I need one of those useless things?"
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/14/2011
Would You Rather? I'd Rather Not reviews
The Titans play would you rather. What happens when Speedy, Aqualad and a depressed Kid Flash join the party. Chaos, perhaps? Will Beast Boy ever admit he is not the God of Sexiness? And will Robin and Raven ever stop arguing? Centered around RobinxRaven
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,672 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Living A Nightmare reviews
Raven's having nightmares. And to make things worse she is also suffering from dizzying migraines. Do her headaches and dreams have a connection? What's causing them? CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,772 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Robin, Raven
Irritation reviews
Beast Boy tests out his pick-up lines on Raven, and Robin sees this as a perfect opportunity to make Raven as uncomfortable as possible with his own. How irritated will Raven get? What will she do? Rob/Rae ONESHOT R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Raven, Robin - Complete
How to Piss The Teen Titans Off reviews
Ways I came up with to piss off the titans, that's pretty much it. Use them to 'inspire' you, if you want...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
I Will Win reviews
Raven wants to know what is underneath Robin's mask, even if it means making a bet. A lot of Rob/Rae, just to warn you -For Nikevi's Robin/Teen Titans challenge-
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Robin, Raven - Complete
Titans Go Crazy reviews
It started out as a normal day, then Beast Boy went ballistic, Starfire and Silkie switched bodies and Cyborg went haywire. What happened to Robin? Well he's unconscious. Now Raven has to fix it. Beware... very random. Then again, it is a Teen Titans fic.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,964 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Raven - Complete
Raven's Mistake reviews
Raven hated her life ever since she made her mistake. She just wants to end her pain. First fic, awfully depressing, but hopefully decent right? Oneshot. R&R
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Raven - Complete
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