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Sorry, I don't have any of my own stories, my writing is pathetic:P

Much madness is divinest sense
To a discerning eye;
Much sense the starkest madness.
’T is the majority
In this, as all, prevails.
Assent, and you are sane;
Demur,—you ’re straightway dangerous,
And handled with a chain.-Emily Dickinson

if anyone is for some reason on this page, you should probably ignore it. Everything is here basically for me to save and look at sometimes.

In the body, as in sculpture, perfection is not attained when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

"Hope" is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all,

And sweetest in the gale is heard;
And sore must be the storm
That could abash the little bird
That kept so many warm.

I've heard it in the chillest land
And on the strangest sea,
Yet never, in extremity,
It asked a crumb of me.

-Emil Dickinson

I feel bloated, huge, disgusting, ugly, a monstrous lumbering sow of a woman, a greedy revolting red-faced creature, and every bite, I feel myself swelling, I'm punished for breaking the first commandment, don't eat more than a small bird because it's unladylike and you'll get fat and no one will like you, but it's too late, I can feel the sharpness of my cheekbones sinking, swamped under spongy bulges of flesh, my thighs spreading like warm lard
and sticking together, so it's much safer not to eat.

Eat to live, but don't live to eat.
~Live for everytime you smile, everytime you laugh, everytime you make someone else happy, even when you're not.

Quod me nutrit, me destruit

I do eat normally: only what is needful for survival. I can't help it that we live in a piggish society where gluttony is the norm, and everyone else is constantly stuffing themselves.

if i eat anything, i'll eat everything, so i eat nothing

i want to be light as a feather and tumble away with the weeds

i was to be so thin that i can dance between raindrops in a downpour

i want to be so thin that when i step on freshly fallen snow, i don't mar its virgin purity

let me be empty and weightless and maube i'll find some peace tonight

one fine day in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced eachother got out their swords and shot one another the cop on the beat heard the nise came out and shot the two dead boys

cold as winter, stiff as stone;she faced the darkness all alone. a ghostly shadow, a reflection. a mirage, a recolection.

fridge pickers wear big knickers

fat and skinny had a race, all around the pillow case. fat fell flat upon her face, and skinny said, "ha ha, i won the race!"

the ending of the floor

has caught me unawares.

this must be the reason

why im falling down the stairs

for each ecsatic intant

We must an anguish pay

In keen and quivering ratio

To the ecstacy

Fir each beloved hour

Sharp pittances of years

Bitter contested far things

And coffers heaped with tears

-Emily Dickinson

I measure every grief I meet
With analytic eyes;
I wonder if it weighs like mine,
Or has an easier size.

I wonder if they bore it long,
Or did it just begin?
I could not tell the date of mine,
It feels so old a pain.

I wonder if it hurts to live,
And if they have to try,
And whether, could they choose between,
They would not rather die.

I wonder if when years have piled--
Some thousands--on the cause
Of early hurt, if such a lapse
Could give them any pause;

Or would they go on aching still
Through centuries above,
Enlightened to a larger pain
By contrast with the love.0 Emily Dickinson

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Marching Band for Morons by PhantomPenguin reviews
COMPLETE! Anything and everything that you could possibly want to know about marching band, comprised into a satirical parady of a how-to book.
Marching Band - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,249 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Complete
Ever the Lotus by Kanna37 reviews
"What are you?" Sesshoumaru asked that question the moment Kagome pulled Tessaiga from its pedestal... and it was never answered. When Kagome disappears back home after the fall of Naraku, Sesshoumaru finds himself searching for that very answer. 1st Best Sesshoumaru Portrayal Dokuga 4th Quarter 2011.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,824 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 845 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
This Sesshoumaru Doesn't Do Christmas by Sunset Miko reviews
When Kagome finds out that Sesshoumaru hates all things Christmas, she sets out to change his mind, by all means necessary.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 49,285 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Fleeting by LuxKen27 reviews
All he ever wanted was a considerate roommate…but she turned out to be so much more. When they're unwillingly thrown into a world of cutthroat business intrigue and family secrets, she quickly becomes the most important person in his life – if only he can find a way to truly trust her, body and soul. AU; Serial.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 118,496 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 11/5/2008 - [Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.] Inuyasha, Inutaisho
Brotherly Love by twilightlover7081 reviews
Contuinng from The Awakening. Derek and Simon compete for something precious. Derek/Chloe ; Simon/Chloe?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 38,515 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Beau by SingsforPhantom reviews
This is a modern day retelling of Beauty and the Beast with elements of the Phantom of the Opera in it.
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Erik, Christine, Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
PET by darkkfaery reviews
NO LONGER A ONESHOT. Valtiel is God's attendant. Valtiel is her guardian. Valtiel is becoming more than a monster... she's making him human. His twisted POV of the lovely SH3 character, Heather. V/H
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,941 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Valtiel, Heather M.
Beauty and the Beast by GothicFaery94 reviews
To stop the Mad Hatter's killing spree in her town, Alice's father makes a deal with the madman. He'll give Alice to the Hatter and the madman will stop killing the townspeople. Alice/Mad Hatter.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,009 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Thunderstorms and Sakura Blossoms by Lady Silq Ice reviews
The final battle leaves little behind, how are two souls to recover from such loss? WARNING Character deaths and lemons. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 42 - Words: 186,348 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Accidentally Funny by Kanna37 reviews
Sesshoumaru has joined up with the tachi - but Kagome really isn't prepared for the daiyoukai's twisted sense of humor. Who knew he even had one? Written randomly - no set updating schedule. 1st Best Romance Other FA 1st Quarter 2011.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,615 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
The feudal era: A cliched tale of events by lone saiyan woman reviews
Inuyasha and kikyo betray our local miko in the most typical of ways, with no one else to run to who will confort her in her darkest hour...Parody oneshot!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Canis familiaris by Tally Mark reviews
There's something strangely familiar about Kagome's new dog. Sess/Kag.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 864 - Favs: 1,484 - Follows: 1,631 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Monster in the Mansion A Modern Faerie Tale by jessxreality reviews
A mythical retelling of Beauty and the Beast that follows the beautiful Giselle through monsters, faeries, drugs and love.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
Afterlife In Wonderland by AnaBee reviews
Alice Chambers committed suicide. She knew that much. But how did she get to Wonderland? And who was this man, Mad Hatter, who was telling her that she was his one true love? Alice wasn't sure about anything, except the feelings that grow for Mad Hatter
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta
Last Sacrifice FanFic by GabbiCalabrese reviews
This what I think should happen in the new book last sacrifice :
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,366 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Rose H., Adrian I.
Need by Ossiana of the BPRD reviews
Dr. Katherine Hayward comes to work at the B.P.R.D. as a research assistant to Abe. Things will get interesting as she adjusts to her new job and comes to know a certain red ape. Movie/comic-verse. HellboyOC.
Hellboy - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,760 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Hellboy
Children At Heart by PhantomPenguin reviews
With the Mad Hatter as her friend and guardian, Alice must face the trials and tribulations that accompany being a logical soul stranded in an illogical world. Growing up just got a lot more complicated. Inspired by WCMI, but entirely independent.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,415 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
The Girl Behind the Glamour A Modern Faerie Tale by jessxreality reviews
A mythical retelling of Cinderella that follows the troubled Lise through monsters, faeries, drugs and love.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,335 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010
Impending Doom by Tally Mark reviews
When good ideas go wrong. Part 2 of Utter Doom. Sess/Kag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,343 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 129 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Alice and The Hatter by Kylie the Kiwi reviews
Alice returns to Wonderland for a tremendous amount of time. What will this do to her relationship with The Hatter?
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,022 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Complete
The Reckoning by Sydney The Great reviews
this is what i think The Reckoning will be like. chloe/derek.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,233 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Forbidden Lust by sarahbelikovcullen reviews
What could have happened in the Gym with Rose and Dimitri. Rated m for a reason major hot lemons! OVER 18'S ONLY!
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Rose H., Dimitri B. - Complete
Slip, Slappity, Hop, the Rain Drops Plop by draculamomma reviews
A 24 year old Alice is faced with her childhood once again as she is beckoned to go back to Wonderland once more, this time on a journey far more dangerous than the Queen of Hearts. Alice must save the Mad Hatter from himself. Rating has now changed!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,943 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Madder Hatter by Stardino reviews
After Alice leaves, Hatter goes Madder. Now Absolem, McTwisp, and Mally must get her back. But before returning they must help her find the truth, the truth of herself. Wonderland also will be in danger. Review after reading. Tarrant/Alice
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Dreams of a Memory by Motorchickensmile reviews
Alice promised she would never forget him, but it was a promise she'd made and broken once before. She forever finds herself too tall or too small. Its time for a third fall down the rabbit hole. Can he help her become the right size at last? Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 68,697 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp
Tell Me About Hundreds of Things by quamquam20 reviews
Alice may or may not have inadvertently revealed intimate details over tea & lemon tarts. But she probably did. One-shot. T for innuendo. Alice/Hatter, Alice/Reg. Inspired by WCMI and Sunny Disposish.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
Kissed by a Rose by SamoaPhoenix9 reviews
Mature content Beauty and the Beast. Belle comes to the castle burdened by an unspeakable secret and a deeply wounded spirit. The Beast carries betrayal in his own past. Can they still learn to love, and to trust, one another? Complete!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 101,065 - Reviews: 702 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Beast/Prince, Belle - Complete
Crashed by CynicalRomantic09 reviews
Dimitri is no longer the hunted--he's the hunter and he's out for blood. And he wants Rose. SK spoilers possible. RoseDimitri.
Vampire Academy - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 118,548 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Dimitri B., Rose H. - Complete
Twisted Wonderland by DarkMage6 reviews
Loosely based off of the Wonderland world. Alice has always believed the Wonderland was alive. But when she finds herself there for real, she realizes her actions have changed the world for better or worse. And now she must live there. MHxA
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,288 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice - Complete
Waking the Dead by Tally Mark reviews
Bringing back the dead is harder than Kagome thought, especially when she hardly knows what life is herself. And especially when they're not really dead. SessKag
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,255 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H.
The Beauty and The Freak by Aerysa reviews
-DtB Fairytale Series- Story #1 - Beauty and the Beast
Darker than BLACK - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,058 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/18/2009 - M. Kirihara, Hei - Complete
Conflicting Danger by Bunnylass reviews
Suze Simon witnessed something that sent her life into chaos. Stuck in a safe-house with a dangerous Specialist De Silva and the deadly threat dawning closer each day; its not long before they start to question where the real threat is coming from...Fini!
Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,357 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Hector de Silva/Jesse, Susannah S. - Complete
Drowning Sorrows by Tally Mark reviews
A miko and a youkai walk into a bar. SessKag Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,903 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 79 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Sesshōmaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Beauty & the Beast: A Modern Tale of Frankenstein by yuARELoveD reviews
I'm writing this as a senior year English project but I decided to post it. The challenge was to recreate the "Frankenstein" story in modern times. R&R, thanks! Rating changed to T due to minor violence
Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 3/28/2009
Memories of May by Nytd reviews
Adventure and romance on the high seas involving a doctor on the way to England that is kidnapped by Barbossa, and finds herself as a reluctant ship's surgeon to a crew of pirates. Pirates of May episode I.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,784 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hector B. - Complete
The Love of a Monster by Astir reviews
In a Beauty and the Beast storyline the Frankenstein monster has finally found his last hope in humanity in a young runnaway. Will she have the courage to love the most grotesque monster in the world, or shall she face the fate of all other humanity when
Frankenstein - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,190 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/15/2008 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Frankenstein Monster - Complete
Naked by Chemically Used reviews
StandAlone.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Beast by Ikustioa reviews
A modern take on an old French fairy tale: Kagome's dad repays some supernatural hospitality the wrong way, and...you know the rest. Or do you?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 386,219 - Reviews: 1898 - Favs: 1,119 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 5/12/2004
Since the Moment I First Heard You Sing by Lady DiMera reviews
A young aspiring writer attends a performance of Don Juan Triumphant at the Opera Populaire...and her life changes forever... [COMPLETED and IN EDITING]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 83,356 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - Complete
The Red Hunger by xanthos reviews
(SessxKag)After the first time she'd learned not to run, for nothing would stop him. He would always find her. Plus, it was hard to run when you wanted to be caught. (repost)
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,103 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 942 - Updated: 4/4/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru
Dark Angel by Tap-Chan reviews
He was of a dark, ancient and nameless race on the verge of extinction, she was a mortal thriving on the beauty of the world...meeting on a night of horror, they would weave a web of desire and passion more fulfilling than anything in the world...
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 59,358 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 5/17/2002 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon - Complete