Name: Well, I'm not incredibly comfortable with giving out my real name, but my online friends know me as Isis. :)
Age: Somewhere in the dark tunnel of the early teens.
Favorite Series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, by far! I'm not obsessed with Percy. I'm just passionate. :) When I was a bit younger, Warrior Cats were the absolute bomb...I may go check out their forum here someday, sometime. xD
Favorite Band: The Killers, hands down, and their song 'Indie Rock and Roll' is positively beast. I like some Taylor Swift songs...
Random Artifacts of Information:
I show my beloved female Weimaraner.
I love Percabeth.
I hate Hera.
Poseidon and Venus are my parents.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
You go to your dad for advice.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
You wear eyeliner.
There are three things that consume me, six that I am extremely passionate about:
1) Percy Jackson
2) Dog showing/training
1: Percy Jackson
2: Dog showing/training
4: Reading & Writing
5: My Country (this is actually at the top, five feet above Percy Jackson. But he goes along with the country, don't you think?)
6: Apple. Not Windows, but APPLE APPLE APPLE!
Oh, and I forgot. I love lists. Wouldn't have noticed, would you? :P
I show dogs. Well, not plural. My Weimaraner and I had our first show in early December and early February. :D
I hate grammar misuse, even when the misuser is I myself.
I am a perfectionist.
My parents don't motivate me- I motivate myself. Which is why it is exceedingly hard for them to get me to do things I don't want to do. (coughcoughmathcoughcough)
I am a very, very stubborn person.
I pride myself on having fast reflexes. Haha.
I am entirely self-consumed. xD But aren't we all?
I write a lot. Because I am a perfectionist, I redo it...and redo it...and redo it...I have been on one fantasy book for over 3 years, just because I am not satisfied with it or the plot...yet. But we're getting very close. :)
I tend to get bored of sites, so if I am off of this for several weeks, please send me an email saying 'Isis, WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU?' Thank you in advance. :D
I have three older brothers. I myself am a feminist. So, can you guess my gender? xD
I am currently in the process of writing a story of a demigod girl in love with a son of Athena, Malcolm. It's an adventure story with a healthy dose of romance and a surprise ending. Except I don't really know where I'm going with it.
Amazing People I PM
alexandriarulzforeva- has amazing ideas, like Poseidon and Hestia being king and queen of the gods, instead of Zeus and Hera.
FirstSonOfHades- is a son of Hades, duh, but favorites amazing stories which we both agree r awesome. xD LOL
Favorite Gods/Goddesses (and why)
Poseidon- God of sea, earthquakes, lord of horses. Why? I pride myself on being his first and only daughter. (Not in real life, of course, but I spend most of my day in my mind. It's much more pleasanter there than here.) Poseidon is a lot like my personality...wild, impulsive, and green eyes are the bomb.
Artemis- Virgin goddess of the Hunt, of the Moon, and the protector of maidens and young girls. Long story short, in my mind, I am her Lieutenant. I adore her. If she could have children, I would be the goddess daughter of Poseidon and Artemis. Actually, I think I am...xD
Athena- Goddess of wisdom, battle strategy, arts and crafts. I don't always agree with her decisions (such as voting for Percy to be annihilated...actually, I rather despised her for that) but I do agree that she is amazingly wise.
Dionysus- Party time! :D Plus, I love black panthers. Those are pretty much the only reasons...boring, huh?
The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy,
McKenzie8463's ADDITION TO THAT POEM:
You know you're obssesed with PJO when:
You've read every book in the PJO series at least 5 times
You've been caught for reading in class for multiple times
Your BFF calls you geek because you sit around and talk about PJO (Greek Freak? Hello?)
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (Every night!)
A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words. (Duh)
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth. (That is my answer to everything!)
All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.
Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. (I don't know why Ariel isn't dead yet...)
You just have to research more about greek mythology. (Of course!!!!)
You want to learn Latin. (Ahem?! I am a puella!)
You copy/paste this onto your profile.
Most of your favorite fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over.
You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your trying to get your friends to.
You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO.
You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list.
You call yourself a demigod.
You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Theif told the truth, and the PJO series is real.
You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. (All the time!)
If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile. (I really LOVE that page!!)
If you think that Percabeth is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile (Duh!)
If you think that the PJO series is the best series ever paste this to your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile (I don't know why they think I am so crazy!)
You don't even try to pay attention most of the time because you know you're ADHD, no matter what the testings say. (Haha...of course!)
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
You sometimes try to control water.
You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (I HAVE! AND IT'S THERE- CALLED CAMP HERO!!! They say it's just a military base, but we know better.)
Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
You are a PJO character for Halloween.
Recite lines randomly from the books.
When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it
You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
You have dreams about PJO characters/event.
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream
You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of
You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
You use your fork as Poseidon's trident
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?" (I do this ALL the time under my breath, sad isn't it?)
You go to Aunty Em's and say you're camera shy.
Anything ocean-related makes you think of Percy.
Your favorite quote of all time comes frome The PJO books.
Everytime you see a guy in a wheelchair with a beard you automatically think it's Chiron.
You are nodding and smiling when you read this.
You say 'Maia!' whenever you're wearing basketball shoes.
You think about PJO at least forty times a day.
You don't care how many times you've read the PJO books, you'll just keep rereading them.
You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon
You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo
Someone close to you dies and you give them money (LOTS of it) just in case…
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family
You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood
You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air
And that's how you know your obsessed with PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS!
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you
You think George Bush is a son of Ares (he’s dumb and violent you know!) Me: Don’t kill me Ares! NNOOOOO!!
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related
You are going to the Camp Half-Blood in Texas
You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
Everytime you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor
You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man
You find yourself praying to Poseidon for rain
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY
You stuff your (ahem) Harry Potter books in the back of your closet so you
When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"
When someone dies, you pray to Hades to allow them to go across Styx for
You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a math test
You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and are convinced that you are a demigod because of this
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive because we all know he wouldn't be without his sword.
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera and Hermes' little joke
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks
You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl
You think Percy's extended family needs extensive therapy
You want Kronos buried under Witchita, Kansas in a safe deposit toothpick box, no one will ever look there, and hopefully he'll be too tiny to bother the locals
You blame your little brother's desire to turn off your Internet in the middle of this review on Hermes' anger that you've joked about all of them
You imagine random unwritten PJO moments during class and laugh. When one brave soul unaware of your obsession broaches the question of why you were laughing, you try to explain
They think you are nuts because you are laughing at Hades' wild card of Nico
You think of creative names for Percy besides Seaweed Brain, such as kelphead16 because his head is full of kelp and there's an 85 chance he'll die at the age of sixteen
You wonder if you'll be able to drive a car come your 16, provided Percy saves the world, because of that
You know you're obsessed when you lose something, and say, "Come on Hermes!
You think all the popular girls at your school are children of Aphrodite And say to all the braniacs at your school if Athena is okay (Don’t hurt me Athena)
You go on YouTube and look at PJO themes for characters
You read page 287 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (this is for Nico-obsessed people. I am not one of them!)
Your internet homepage is Rick Riordan's blog
You and your other PJO obsessed friend cracks up if any one mentions the word
You and your PJO obsessed friend start a fan club with only you two in it
You get other people obsessed (I got my best friend and this boy in my class who HATES reading.)
When someone dies, you give them a sack of red rubber balls for Cerberus
When you burn yourself, you curse Hephaestus/Hestia
You put an offering to Demeter next to your garden.
You go up to a teacher in a wheelchair and say, "I know who you really are, Chiron…"
You checked to make sure your principal doesn’t have a tail.
You know which pages the good parts are on.
You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon)
You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
You curse a god/goddess a lot. (I say, "Oh my Gods" and "What in Hades name are you doing?" and "What in Hades name am I doing" a lot)
You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room
You know PJO better then most sane people
You have links to every great PJO site
You add things to the list every day
You know what you would do if you were Percy
You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not
At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future
You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work (although I don't have a golden drachama)
You give friends and youself a godly parent.
You are trying to learn Greek.
You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
You think of Percy every time you see a dark haired green-eyed boy.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (well no, but I've gone though ALOT of pencils)
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.H.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
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List twelve of the pjato characters in no particular order.
11) Katie Gardner
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Ummm...I never, ever, ever want to read a fic where Tyson is paired up with anyone, much less Katie Gardner!!
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Umm...no, Juniper likes him, but I have never thought satyrs are hot.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Since when was Chiron a girl, and since when did Hades like centaurs?!?!?!
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
That's just WEIRD.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/9, duh, cuz Poseidon and Clarisse would be better than Clarisse and Artemis, geez, ppl!
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Nico sneaking up on MalcolmXHades would just be super, super, super weird.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
AnnabethXArtemis? NO WAY!
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
PERCY AND CHIRON?!
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
The whole father/son thingy. (: Nico and Hades.
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Um...that cd with a bunch of Italian guys moaning in Italian, referenced in TSOM.
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
TysonXPercyXHades? How creepy can you get?!
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Um...several days? I don't really like Clarisse. Lol.
14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
"Percy and Nico are in a happy relationship until Poseidon runs off with Grover. Percy, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Katie Gardner, and a brief unhappy affair with Hades, then follows the wise advice of Clarisse and finds true love with Annabeth.
Percy should always be with Annabeth.
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