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Joined 09-14-02, id: 267649
Author has written 2 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Misc. Movies.
...And thus, the sad and woeful tale of ZoSo begins...
Once upon a time, in the Shire, there lived two little hobbits. They were very much in love, and wanted to have like 13 babies. But they couldn't, or so they thought. Then thier friend, a wizard named Gandalf, cast a spell on the hobbits that allowed them to have children. These children carried traits from each of their parents. From one side they were sturdy, and loved gardening, and were ho's. On the other side, they were pale, and often wussy, and fell down alot. One of the great great great great granddaughters of these pale, sturdy children one day got abducted by aliens, and was taken from her little Smial, to the Planet Transsexual, in the Galaxy of Transylvainia. When she got there, she decided that she loved this new Planet, with it's noctunral, nymphomanic inhabitants. The little hobbit soon fell in love with one of these Transylvainians, and together they had an adorable baby girl. But what the hobbit didn't know was that the Transylvainian was actually the Prince of Transsexual. Because of political battles within the galaxy, the royal family was being targeted by a radical group, called Night's Dreaming. While the Prince was away visiting Earth, he was assasinated by one of the ringleaders (heheh, ring) of this group, aided by his accomplice and sister. This sent the whole Planet into frenzy, and the Prince's mother, the Old Queen, decided it would be best if the Prince's daughter (who was heir to the throne) was sent far away from Transsexual, into hiding. They decided to send her to a place so hopeless, so random, that no one from Night's Dreaming would find her. They sent her to Rhode Island. They left her in a basket, with only her stuffed animal, Bunny, her faithful frying pan (an heirloom from her great great great great etc. grandfather), and a collection of Led Zeppelin and Steely Dan records, in the ghetto of Providence. One day, an ill-tempered hippy was walking by, and stopped when he saw the pile of classic rock records. He took them home, and had to take the baby too, because she was holding on to the tunes for dear life. When he got home, he showed the records to his wife, and was going to go trade the baby for crack, or maybe another guitar, when his wife stopped him, and decided to keep the baby, because she was that darn cute. The baby grew up in the ghetto of Providence, later moving to the suburbs. She dreams of one day geting back to her heritage, and at last re-claiming the throne of Transsexual as The Red Queen. Until then, she has decided to bide her time reading (and attempting to write) slash fanfiction, preaching the evil that is Rosie Cotton (the homewreckin' hussy who tried to separate the Twirp's ancestors) and generally being a silly hippy. And that concludes the tale of ZoSo, otherwise known to her earth-parents and other authority figures as Hannah, or simply Hey-You-I'm-Calling-The-Cops. Know this well, for it will be on the test.

Greetings and salutations fellow fanfic obsessees! Hmm well now that you know my life story (those of you who actually read that piece of stale lembas I call my bio), perhpaps you'd also be interested in my interests (No, you silly twirp, no one cares...SILENCE!) Anywho, a short list of mah favorite things:

Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pride and Predjudice, The Day The Earth Stood Still, Some Like It Hot, Pootie Tang.

Books: Pride and Predjudice, A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Music: Led Zeppelin, Ben Harper, Jimi Hendrix, ICP, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Billie Holiday, Sly and the Family Stone, OutKast.

TV Shows: The Simpsons, SNL, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy

Actors: Sean Astin, Marylin Monroe, Paul Bettany.

Food: Pumpkin Pie, Chocolate, and Potatoes. No animals for me, thanks.

Hobbies: playin' the guitar, sewing, gardening, acting, writing, costume design, art, and pimpin'.

Arch Nemesis: Rosie Cotton.

Favorite Pairings: Frodo/Sam, Aubrey/Maturin, Will/Chaucer.

Phew. Oh, and support H.A.R.C. (Hobbits Against Rosie Cotton). Yyyyep.

Ok, that was a mouthful. As always people, review, and I'll be your friend forever!

With all due respect and exceptional long-windedness,
~ZoSo G.-B.~

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STDs And All Things Merry by schnook reviews
Because the wizard can't become the prince. (Not even Kuranosuke could pull off a dress-change that quickly. Drabble Collection.)
Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Tsukimi K., Kuranosuke K.
Together Again by Samurai of Lorien reviews
A couple years after Fuu, Mugen, and Jin part. Mugen finds himself eating dumplings and reminiscing alone in Edo, when Jin walks in the door. The rating depends on the chapter but some MugenxJin will most definitely go down.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jin, Mugen
Ready to go by Ms Blue Twilight reviews
Mugen and Jin and Fuu are staying overnight in a hostel when Mugen is wakened by an irritating noise. Yaoi. MugenxJin. JinxMugen. Warning! There will be games... Rated M because a certain someone is foul-mouthed as well as... some other stuff.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,628 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Jin, Mugen
Magical by Lucathia Rykatu reviews
Tsukimi thought her current situation could only be the result of magic, but Kuranosuke believed differently. Follow Tsukimi and Kuranosuke as they design Jellyfish's next line.
Kuragehime/海月姫 〜くらげひめ〜 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Tsukimi K., Kuranosuke K. - Complete
Two and a Half Years, and Some Love Later by Silverstonedragon reviews
It's been 2 1/2 years since the gang went their separate ways, now Mugen is slightly depressed.Can two familiar faces, seen in the least expected place, make him happy again?Yaoi. Mugen/Jin.Rated M for a reason.Alot of smut, and lemon.Long oneshot.Slightly AU, not really following history, or parts of the original anime.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
It had started by Renji-sama reviews
For lack of a better title. Rated M for adult themes, JinxMugen yaoi. 1,000 word story challenge. Extra words are Author's Note.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Published: 3/27/2011 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Its In His Hair by inactiveGE reviews
Historically, it is recorded that Samurais would place cherry blossoms in their helmets before going to battle. That irrelevancy aside, Mugen observes Jin's relationship to flowers, post war years, with aversion and disbelief. Slight Jin/Mugen
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Lines Melting Away by infamouslastwords reviews
Jin/Mugen slash. In the beginning it was a memory before it happened, and in the end it would be an untouchable prospect even while it existed.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Future Fun by Harmony Sunsinger reviews
The collection of drabbles and oneshots first inspired at the samchamjam contest com on livejournal. Each one set far after the anime ends. Some are smutty, some are not. Actually, most are smutty.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Mugen, Jin
Understood by Momosportif reviews
Severely maudlin drabblet for MuJin. In the aftermath of a hard won victory, Mugen strives to ensure he's not the only survivor. Watanabe's boys, please enjoy.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Loving Freedom by Ichi89 reviews
Summary inside. Mugen/Jin Jin!Sub Rated for sexual content and because Mugen has a foul mouth. First Samurai Champloo fanfic so please go easy on me - Read and Review please
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
When A Heart Breaks by Lulio reviews
Mugen is sick of it. Sick of sitting around staring at him. Sick of feeling the knot in his stomach every time he looks at him. But when Mugen finally leaves, will Jin realize the truth?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Mugen, Jin - Complete
Business as Usual by laurabryannan1 reviews
NEW: Epilogue up! A series of linked ficlets placing Jin and Mugen in a modern AU. Mostly JinMugen, but also JinYuki, MugenYuki and JinMugenYuki, with Fuu, Kohza and Yatsuha on the side.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 78,283 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Jin, Mugen
Only They Knew by The Ninja Who Wanted To Be A Samurai reviews
It was morning, and they were still in love. Jin/Mugen. One-shot.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Dusty eyes, Tired skies by TheBird.and.TheBee reviews
Sweet jugen ficlets wrapped up with a bow. Take a bite?
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,355 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Jin, Mugen
The Loneliness and The Sorrow by infamouslastwords reviews
Jin/Mugen slash. Character study.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Business as Usual Sidetrack Eight by laurabryannan1 reviews
This was inspired by the prompt, Jin making love with a cold, and is probably more fluffy than naughty. JinMugen yaoi.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Basket Case by Writing Muse reviews
YAOI The trio are desperate for a place to stay until a generous man offers them room and board at the most expensive inn for as long as they wish.Only if Jin agrees to have dinner with him.Mugen gets jealous.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,745 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
The Battle by laurabryannan1 reviews
Jin shares about the time after the first time. JinMugen yaoi. Adult content. Originally posted Oct05.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Vegetable Soup by laurabryannan1 reviews
Jin wants something from Mugen and Mugen finally decides to do something about it. JinMugen yaoi. Sequel to The Morning Ritual and Musings. Originally posted Sep05.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2006 - Mugen, Jin - Complete
The Morning Ritual by laurabryannan1 reviews
Jin and Mugen discover that some longheld assumptions about each other are incorrect. This story begins my canon and takes place after ep 12. Yaoi. Adult lang. Originally posted Jul05.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,007 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Jin's Razor by laurabryannan1 reviews
A little bit of JinMugen fluff. Adult language. Originally posted Jul05.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Jin, Mugen - Complete
Blur by white lotus reviews
Mugen. Jin. Too much drink. Strange thoughts.
Samurai Champloo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Mugen, Jin - Complete
The Language of Touch by Marauder reviews
Frodo finally gets up the courage to tell Sam how he feels, but secrets learned about Smeagol lead him to reconsider. The second in the Language Series. FBxSG, SmeagolxDeagol.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/12/2004 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Smeagol - Complete
An Impatient Week by cassiopeia3019 reviews
A week is a long time when you're in love (Slash, SamFrodo)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,200 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/15/2004 - Published: 9/23/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Simple and Clean by Amrunofthesummercountry reviews
Love doesn't start from nowhere, nor does it spring to life over night. From early friendship to the mouth of the moutain of fire a bond has grown ever stronger. Author's Note: No, the fic is not dying(is shocked at the idea)But.....read on...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,306 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 3/15/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Sound, Silence and Solace by MBradford reviews
Third in a series, following "In Safekeeping" and "The Way of Vengeance". Sam must help Frodo to deal with the emotional fallout from his ordeal in Bywater. There will be two versions of chapter 3 - one WITH SLASH and one WITHOUT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,381 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Way of Vengeance by MBradford reviews
Sequel to "In Safekeeping". Rushford Bramblethorn was exiled to Bree for his attack on Frodo. He wants to return and decides to kidnap Frodo and force him to sign a document retracting his testimony.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,355 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2003 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
A Brief Soliloquy by Amrunofthesummercountry reviews
Hullo! Ever wonder what Frodo was thinking when he gazed at the Ring? Ever wonder what Gollum thought of Frodo and Sam's close friendship? Ever wonder why Pippin admires Merry so much? UPDATED! Birthday Surprises! Beyond all Towers...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003
In Safekeeping by MBradford reviews
Unwanted attention from an agressive admirer puts Frodo in great danger. Sam to the rescue!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
The Choices of Mr Frodo by cassiopeia3019 reviews
Frodo realises he has feelings for Sam, but will he ever tell him? *slash*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,081 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Lizard2 reviews
Finished! - *SLASH* Love or Hate? Why do Darcy and Wickham loathe each other so much? This is my take on what *really* happened during those most tender years...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 11,420 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 9/17/2002
After by lotrfan reviews
Frodo and Sam are reunited after the quest has ended. Will Frodo be able to tell Sam how he felt after all those years? Slash ahoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
He Said That Behind My Eyes, I'm Hiding by RobieStorm reviews
Harry sits on the Ledge of the Astronomy Tower, remembering events past, struggling with feelongs he never knew he had, and contemplating what to do next. *Strong Language,Suicidal Thoughts,and Heavy Angst.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2002 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Harry P.
If truly his heart was made of icing..... by RobieStorm reviews
Ron is afraid he is losing his best friend, and of the feelings he suddenly realized had been developing within him for a long time. a series of songfics depicting Ron's struggle through Lonliness, Love, and the fear that his best friend is gone forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
The Ballad of Sam and Frodo by MissLisaJade reviews
A parody of Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring to the tune of The Ballad of John and Yoko by John Lennon
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/16/2002 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
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Good Vs Evil reviews
(Best title EVER) When every fictional villain ever created bands together to defeat good, it’s up to eight fictional heroes and one pop-culture junkie to save fiction! Includes characters from RHPS, LotR, the View Askewniverse, Pootie Tang, PotC, etc.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003
Reunions and Promises reviews
Sam's arrival to the Grey Havens. Frodo is psyched/worried. Slashy. A work in progress. Sorry about the formatting!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2003 - Published: 12/24/2002 - Frodo B., Samwise G.