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Joined 12-29-10, id: 2676771, Profile Updated: 06-06-12
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

I am a...

Bubbly textaholic who absolutely does not act her age. Stubborn Filipina in desperate need of high heels. Manipulative evil mastermind in love with white-chocolate kitkats and fruit rollups. Pouty brunette who prefers converse over flipflops. Dimpled teen with skinny jeans and (self cut!) side bangs. Violinist who can't play through a mistake without a ;P face. Bookworm. Dreamer. Klutz on the track team. Romantic. Optimist. Writer in the making ;DD


What I like...

Likes: Cellphones, good books, blue nailpolish, silver (jewelry) rather than gold, colorful bracelets, art, music, Pucca, Hot cheetos, sprinting, Facebook, shoes, big blankets, flannels, clouds, spazzy moments, best friend telepathy, white chocolate, double rainbows, scary stories, rollercoasters, dark blue, blood red, onyx, stripes over polka dots, Glee, anime pairings, white roses, and plaid. (Etc.)

Dislikes: Dresses/skirts, small spaces, coffee, homework (Specifically boring essays), stress, heat, broccoli, pink, and sparkles.


Coming soon...


Story updates...

To be Happy: Complete.

Oddly Familiar: It's been banned. Trying to get it back :( Sorry guys! (06.06.12)

Hidden Leaf High: NEW STORY! Chapter 3: UP. (09/26/11)


Note...

BTCx3 is a major procrastinator. You have been warned.

ILY ;DD


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Cherry Bridge by EbonyEye reviews
Sakura always wanted to be in league with her teammates. But even after everything she accomplished, she felt weaker than they were. Fortunately, the story changes when a stranger comes looking for her with a shocking secret. SasuSaku, strays from the Canon Manga plot around Book 39, so *Spoiler Alert!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 126,098 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 266,286 - Reviews: 3455 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/1/2013 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Married to Sasuke Uchiha by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Naruto dumps Sakura, telling her that he's been dating Hinata behind her back. She runs and bumps into Sasuke. After a coincident, Sasuke forces her to marry him. When Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she finds herself falling in love with him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 113,870 - Reviews: 1830 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Bad Behaviour by Seynee reviews
In which Sasuke tries to be a casanova, and Sakura is just Sakura. What's your excuse for bad behaviour? — Sasuke, Sakura. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,892 - Reviews: 2628 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Captivity by cion reviews
A young girl, after encountering the master of an enchanted castle, becomes his prisoner and is coerced into helping him plan his escape. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,258 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Fancy Footwork by silver-footsteps reviews
For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 245,572 - Reviews: 1470 - Favs: 1,116 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Bride of the Water God by writer4everr reviews
All we did was touch hands! But somehow that resulted in me, Sakura Haruno, a mortal girl, being the bride to the Water God, Sasuke Uchiha. *sigh* goddesses, witches, and an extremely handsome god are all too much for a mortal to handle. SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 98,094 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Closeted Affair by Dotti3 reviews
If she couldn't have Sakura as her actual daughter, Mikoto was determined to have her as a daughter-in-law. And she would do anything to accomplish her goal. Even if it meant shoving some stubborn shinobi in a closet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
stop breathing by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team Seven, back when they were still cute. And sane. And not totally failing. Or fainting. 14. "So should we call you Nasuke or Sasuto?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lovely by SprayPaintzz reviews
AU "Is she your girlfriend?" The old man asked. "We're not fond of labels." He replied. "She's lovely." said the old man. The corner of Sasuke's lips twitched upward, forcing a sliver of a smile onto his face. "She is."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Always with you by xiMaryFairy reviews
She is a reject: ugly, fat, "stupid" and unattractive. This disguise managed to fool everybody but one. Sakura has a deadly secret and someone wants to unveil it. When it is revealed and her disguise is gone, her nightmare returns. GaaXSakuXSas
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,860 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Sakura H.
Bloody Blossom by Ikillatfirstsight reviews
"My name is Haruno Sakura, I hate... I like..." Her usually blank face softened and a small smile appeared on her beautiful face. "I just want to be with my beloved Onii-sama..."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,464 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Sakura H.
Look Underneath by Sakura's Unicorn reviews
Setting out on one of the most difficult missions of his life, Sasuke knew he'd need some highly skilled teammates. When the Hokage appointed Sakura and Karin to assist him, he had to wonder what she was thinking. Post-canon SasuSaku. One-sided SasuKarin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,730 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 522 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Beautiful and the Damned by stfuSPARKS reviews
Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back. AU/Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 116,460 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/19/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Frozen Secret by PhoenixSong4232 reviews
Going along with her father's plan to attend Ryouta High, Momo disguises herself as a boy in order to be allowed in. She may have found herself biting off a little more than she can chew however, especially when it comes to her silver haired roommate...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 137,337 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 4/11/2009 - M. Hinamori, T. Hitsugaya
Scent by cutecrazyice reviews
On a warm, sunny day, Sasuke finds the one person he never expected to see again. But things are not what they seem. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Not Another Sasuke Fangirl by I.Deal.In.Dreams reviews
"Let me get this straight, Tenten. You want to pretend to be my…" Sasuke struggled to spit out the distasteful syllables, "…FANGIRL…to make Neji jealous?" And so begins a story of love, chaos, misunderstandings and tomatoes. NejiTen, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,878 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Neji H., Tenten
The Drawing Board by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
Because Konoha has too many citizens and they each have too many stories to tell. Drabble collection, pairings vary. 59: Neji and Sakura, finding little glimmers of hope in the worst kind of hell.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 59 - Words: 61,308 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Reunited by EPICFAILYER reviews
I was so focused on the blade at my throat, I didn't notice how close Sasuke and I really were. My body was pressed tightly against his, and I could even feel the vibration of his voice as he "hmph"ed Naruto. Sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,747 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
One More by Croon reviews
Tsunade adopts ten unruly children, but can't resist one more. Sakura sometimes wishes, especially in the mornings when she wakes up to her bed being blown up, that it hadn't been her. AU Modern World Akatsuki X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Remember Me by xXmysterious-unknownXx reviews
After her dad died,she went into a coma due to the sudden news.Meanwhile,her stepdad is plotting a plan to kill the entire family.Sakura wakes up to find that she lost all her memories.While she cope with her new life,she finds that life isn't that simple
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,115 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2766 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
SugarBabes by Ryu-Nom reviews
Sakura works at her godmother's cafe, met hot guys that are completely cuckoo for coco puffs over her, a fact which she despises. Is it because they won't leave her alone? Probably. "My lips are chapped, would you make them moist again, Sakura-chan?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,129 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sakura H.
26 Days by infinite vertigo reviews
Spend 26 days with me at the Hyuuga summer house. 26 letters, 26 days. One activity each day starting with a letter, in alphabetical order. By the end, I guarantee you will be falling for me. NejiTen AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,596 - Reviews: 2125 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
iSakura by another.creative.lover reviews
/SasuSaku/ A girl's iPod is everything. What happens when Sasuke finds Sakura's iPod? Drama unfolds, of course! A story of how music and other people bring two people, who have once been apart, together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,843 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Five Kisses by cutecrazyice reviews
The first time Kiba got a kiss from Sakura was purely, utterly accidental. KibaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,375 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2282 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
To Turn a Raging Tide of Cherry Blossoms by Taisho Samara reviews
When sent on a mission to Suna, Sakura and Neji encounter a certain Uchiha, who plans to use Sakura to rebuild his clan. Now she's stuck with two problems; the homicidal Uchiha and one from her past. Throw in two children from Suna and conniving summons..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,313 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 2/22/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Pucker Up by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Get those lips ready, Sakura, because you're going to have to kiss every boy on this list, no exceptions!" "But you put, like, all of Konoha on that list!" "Exactly!" Oh Ino, I'm going to kick your ass if Sasuke ever lets go of mine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,083 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Blind by ObsidianSickle reviews
-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 530,880 - Reviews: 8086 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 1,523 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love and Horror, Baby by VesperChan reviews
Halloween at a disco hall with half a dozen Uchiha? Yeah, Sakura didn't think it was a good idea either, but that didn't stop them from dragging her into their games. Costumes, hide and seek, hidden rooms and an unhealthy level of obsession await.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,585 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Smear It Splendid by allurement reviews
[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,202 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 4,238 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
NaruBook by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Frosting on Top by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
It was really hard, Kiba was discovering, to seduce a girl who laughed at all your advances. Still, he could manage. Just with a bit of... sweetness. KibaSaku. Oneshot. For Iz.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
Sakura and Itachi Sitting in a Tree by runwitskizzers reviews
“About nothing, Sasuke! Just let me do this. I have to. Now please, let’s just go so I can get make myself pretty for your older brother.” He rolled his eyes, but still followed when she started walking. SasuSaku! I swear!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,617 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
Pick Up Lines by Demoneyes 14 reviews
Ero sennin's pick up lines! Guaranteed to get the girl or your money back! Well... it would be more guaranteed if it hadn't fallen on his face in the library, but heck, Sai will try anything once! Maybe it will save him a beating from Sakura...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Aye to Zee! reviews
Letter A: Air. It's senior graduation and Sasuke's highly annoyed. "DON'T LEAVE. I LOVE YOU!" Ugh. Shut up, Sakura. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mistletoe Baby reviews
Christmas dinner plus the Uchihas plus the Harunos minus the Parents equals... Wait what? Chu? Dude, what the hell did you just do? Merry Christmas! -2011
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hidden Leaf High reviews
Tsunade gave Sakura a stern look, shaking her head slightly. The pinkette made an "ew" face and stuck her tongue out at Sasuke, "Just don't fall in love with me." Ninja highschool. SasuSaku. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To be Happy reviews
"It's nothing really!" He grinned, "Just wanna play matchmaker!" Sakura frowned, confused. "With me... And yourself." She gave him an 'are-you-an-idiot' look, "Sorry to burst your bubbles, Kiba, but I don't think that's how it works." SasuSaku. Maybe. ;D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,272 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
SLovesT reviews
Crack. SasuSaku. It's freezing out and Sakura's too busy reading fanfiction to open her door. LET ME IN DAMMIT! ... Wait! 'SLovesT? FML Sasuke's POV :D Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Cramps reviews
Team 7 are waiting for Kakashi at the Bridge. Naruto's a complete idiot. Sakura's in major girl pain. And Sasuke's... Sasuke. :DD Humor. Slight Sasusaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 870 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Talk reviews
Kakashi always loved messing with his students. "K-Kakashi-sensei! Didn't I tell you to tone it down a notch?" Innocently, he smiled. "What? You ARE wearing clothes, right?" Sequel to Cramps! Go read that first! :D Slight SasuSaku. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sneeze! reviews
Guess what Sasuke likes about Sakura? ;D "My sneeze..." She gaped at the Uchiha, "The hell?" SasuSaku. Other implied pairings. R&R :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Husband and Wife! reviews
SasuSaku oneshot! Five-year-olds, Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Sasuke play a game of 'Husband and Wife' and Itachi is their director. "Why are you the husband?" A huff. "Because I said so!" What a wonderful... and childish explanation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete