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Author has written 21 stories for Total Drama series, and Big Bang Theory.

Just a clueless 20-something-year-old twat living in Ireland. And no, I have never seen a leprechaun in my life.

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Recommended Authors (and their fics)

I'll Cover Angel and Collins: A close friend and one of the funniest writers in the fandom. She encouraged me to expand on some of my ideas and I became better known on the fandom mostly because of her. She has over 200 stories, most of them are very funny. The story I recommend reading the most is Turns out they're not so famous, which is her most well-known story. Other honourable mentions include Turns out they're not good parents, Dear Mom and Dad, I'm not that fine! The host has lost his mind!, and armfuls of Chrisney fics and hilarious one-shots. Speaking of which, if you love Chrisney and AleHeather, you'll love hanging out with her. She was on a hiatus for two and a half years, but she is back writing again.

Knifez: Probably one of the most talented authors on the fandom. This guy has a lot of dedication in his bone, and I see a lot of potential in him. Definitely check out Total Drama Chaos! and Despair Island. Both are competition based. The former is awesome and has all the characters from the first two casts participating. The latter is the first season with a darker, more horrific theme.

JShark419: Sound, chill and very funny. He's written some of the most bizarre stories on the site. 9 Dates has among the best depictions of Psycho Trent. Pain in the Neck has Chrisney and a dab of OOC Gwen. If you're a fan of Shazmine and Nawn, you might like Cruising for a Bruising.

I could go on, but there are too many great writers out there to mention. But the authors I have mentioned have some recommendations of their own, some of which I am also friendly with.

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Total Drama Recall by DeliriousDisposition reviews
It's season five and things are heating up! Chris has chosen thirty-three contestants of seasons past to take part in the biggest season of Total Drama yet! Join Chris, Chef, and your favourite competitors as the story of this star-studded season is unravelled in all of its dramatic glory! There will be alliances, romances and so much backstabbing that this could be a slasher!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 253,343 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/26/2013
Stronger Together by SapphireEJ reviews
Drew and Rick's happy reunion is ruined when an accident puts Rick's life in danger. Drew comes out to support the man he loves. Rick's faced with a permanent physical change, but knows he's not alone, because he and Drew have always been and always will be... stronger together. (M/M fic - don't read if you don't like!) (Spoilers up to 'The Night Shift' episode 2x01 - 'Recovery')
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 187,362 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/5/2020 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Drew A., Rick
Total Drama: Brains vs Brawn vs Beauty by The Cheesebub reviews
Get ready for a season of TD unlike any other! 18 campers from seasons' past return to Pahkitew Island, where they'll compete in the ultimate battle for dominance. Which trait will prevail? Along the way, there's sure to be tons of shocking twists, high stakes drama, touching romance, and of course... DUNCAN! Did I mention Duncan! Your favorite character, Duncan! He's here too!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 142,651 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/22/2020 - Published: 1/29/2017
Will to Live by Knifez reviews
Basically a story I started eons ago that gets the occasional update. Zombie apocalypse and people up and DIE. Good ol' Cheffy is the leader, and now that I kinda know how to write I'm pulling together some semblance of a plot. Lightly inspired by TWD, tone-wise. Includes TDI-TDRR characters. If you like zombies, gritty deaths & grim situations, this is the story for you.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,891 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 10/17/2019 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Harold, Brick, Jo
Big Brother Blues by SideshowJazz1 reviews
What if Alejandro had a younger sister, as well as two older brothers? A younger sister who hero-worshipped him and who he always looked out for - the only girl he really had anything genuine for? When World Tour starts airing on TV, the show hasn't finished being filmed. Even if Alejandro gets home safely, twelve-year-old Melisa may have a very different view of him...DISCONTINUED
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,765 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/29/2019 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Heather, Alejandro, OC
Dear Fanfiction Writers by SideshowJazz1 reviews
The characters of Total Drama have been cruising through the archive of stories about them recently, and they're rather...interested in those who write about them. So they're going to do a bit of their own writing - to us, to say what they want written and not written about them! Pretty much a side project written for laughs. R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 78 - Words: 19,796 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 2/28/2019 - Complete
Bet on It by Officially-Malec-Trash reviews
This is the longest fic I've written to date. The irony of the fact that it's a smut and I don't like sex is not lost on me. I feel like Rick is just super kinky and Drew hasn't ever been introduced to it, but he's open to trying it for Rick.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2018 - [Drew A., Rick] - Complete
Turns out they're not so famous by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It was 10 years ago when Sierra left Canada and moved to LA where she ended up working for the paparazzi. She put Total Drama behind her and chose not to look back. Now Sierra finds herself being forced to go back to Canada to write about them! As it turns out, 10 years does a lot to people and she's about to find out that quite a few people have changed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 208,427 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/4/2018 - Published: 5/4/2013
Total Drama Underdogs by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
In this alternate reality of Total Drama Island, a single new event causes Ezekiel to never make his sexist remarks. How drastically will the game change with this one event's intervening?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 192,362 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/29/2018 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Duncan, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold - Complete
I'll See You Next Tuesday by rosey-sky reviews
"Someone's smitten with a certain Latin heartthrob?" "No. I was just curious is all? He's usually here before us." Duncan rolled his eyes. "You're in denial Pasty, you like Alejandro. Just admit it." "I don't." she insisted. This story is rated for topics and situations and contains potential triggers.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 60,601 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 1/8/2011 - [Gwen, Alejandro]
Despair Island by Knifez reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 30 - Words: 219,045 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M. - Complete
Chris the Wedding Crasher by Jesus.Lives reviews
Chris crashes a wedding of two former contestants. Numerous pairings. For GREENPOKEGUY as a second part to your gift.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Dawn, Scott] [Chris M., Topher] - Complete
Turns out they're not good parents by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when two of your favorite characters hook up and have a child? Obviously complete chaos! As it turns out none of them are good parents. How bad are they? What kind of horrible parenting techniques will they try? What kind of couples will be in these situations? Some you would never even imagine! Going to try every single couple I can think of.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 26,614 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 9/23/2013
Do over by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
After getting sent to exile and getting completely wasted, Duncan finds himself questioning every decision he's made on the show! So when a talking mutated shark tells him he can have a second chance he takes it thinking the whole conversation was just a drunken conversation that was all in his head. Now he's back to season one and it's his choice what he decides to do!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,617 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, the sharks
Poorly Planned Proposal's by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Sometimes in life you just love someone so much that you could purpose right now at this very moment and sometimes that's a really bad idea especially when you're not dating that person or if they're in the middle of something else at the time you ask them.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 1/24/2014
Total Drama Chaos! by Knifez reviews
Season 5. Thirty-eight contestants. Join I, Chris Mclean, as I host another season with the thirty-eight campers you've grown to love...seeing hurt! Tears, romance, strategy, the warm fuzzies and the heebie jeebies! We've got it all right here in this spectacular final season! Who will win the five million dollars? Find out right here! (Rewrite of first 14 chapters in progress.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 341,004 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Mr. Coconut - Complete
Please, let me go by deviantartsbiglover reviews
When Noah and Cody's relationship reaches a certain member of the cast's ears, that member grows furious. Furious enough to steal Chris's plane, the million dollars... and take Cody with him. Pairings: AleCody, NoCo.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,034 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/7/2015 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Cody, Noah, Alejandro
The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus reviews
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,749 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/1/2015 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Noah, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
ninesanity by misssichang reviews
Trent's nine obsession only manages to get worse, which lands him in a mental health facility. But someone who's been on reality TV won't stay in there forever. He just can't. [Giftfic for RedEyedWarrior.]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Gwen, Trent, Courtney - Complete
Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 638,621 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011
Fair Fun by JShark419 reviews
Gwen and Duncan are going to the fair. It's Duncan's first time, so how will it go for him? Will he have fun and what will he do? Dedicated to Wish I was a Pirate's b-day.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2015 - [Gwen, Duncan] - Complete
101 Ways to Annoy Noah by JShark419 reviews
A collection of ways a person could annoy Noah if they knew him personally. Kind of like ways to annoy your teacher or roommate. Rated T for some things.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Noah - Complete
Heroes VS Villains! by Knifez reviews
[[CANCELLED DUE TO BOTH OF MY CO-WRITERS PERMANENT ABSENCE.]] When Chris needs to make a new season he decides that, instead of finding new contestants, he would bring back the best contestants that really left an impression on Total Drama and bring them all back for the ultimate game of Heroes VS. Villains. [[Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and RedEyedWarrior.]]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,907 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Chris M., Courtney, Harold, Jo - Complete
Finding Heather by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather had the perfect life that any girl her age would want. She lived in a mansion and her famous Father allowed her to do whatever she wanted, in fact the only thing he wouldn't let her do is be on his reality show and now she's finding why, She's not really his Daughter and he kidnapped her. Now she's forced to live with her real parents, a sister and brother too, She hates it
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,348 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 8/1/2014
I'm going to marry an underage contestant! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
In order for Chris to keep his job and get to host another season his contract states that he needs to get married and since he can't leave in the middle of filming TDWT he decides he only has one option...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 140,607 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Chris M., Courtney
Welcome to the nut house! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather kills her boyfriend Alejandro and finds herself admitted into the nuthouse! There she meets many people who all have their own secrets and stories to share! Alejandro/Heather Noah/Cody Trent/Gwen with hints of Sierra/Cody and Duncan/Courtney as well as Mike/Zoey in later chapters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,713 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/22/2015 - Published: 8/28/2011
Total Insanity Island by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
Chris McLean is running low on ratings after the end of Total Drama Island. But he finds his ex-campers to still be the talk of the world...so why not bring them back for one more round on the Island, exploiting their traumatic experience for his own personal gain? Secret Santa gift for The Sarcasm Master.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2014
A Codette World Tour by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
Takes place during TDWT. Bridgette and Geoff never reconciled after their arguments and break up before TDWT. After a mishap, Cody ends up on Team Victory. And with Alejandro wooing Bridgette, can Cody save Bridgette before it's too late? Cody/Bridgette.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,908 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Cody, Bridgette - Complete
No Longer Cold by JShark419 reviews
Noah is at a Christmas party, at Chris's mansion. When he's asked to do a small favor, what happens? Everything goes wrong when he gets trapped in the basement. How will he escape and who is it that accompanies him? NxD
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2014 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Nerds in Occasional Communication by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
After months of having a very distant relationship, Harold takes action on the situation, and tried to get Noah's attention for once. Birthday gift for RedEyedWarrior!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Devious Dinner by JShark419 reviews
Alejandro and Heather have been dating for a while now. But neither have met each others parents before. So Alejandro goes over to dinner at Heathers to meet her folks. How exactly will it go?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Blank Space by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan knows Courtney's insane and he tries to warn Scott when he wants to date Courtney. Unfortunately Scott didn't take Duncan's advice and Courtney has a blank space in her heart but she's willing to write Scott's name...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2014
Paparazzi Paranoia by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris is finally allowing the contestants to return back to their old lives! Now that they're all back home, they have to deal with all the crazy rumors and constant camera flashes created by the paparazzi.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013
The Big Swap by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
After a mishap Chris caused during a presentation, all 38 contestants, and not to mention Mr. Coconut seemed to have all swapped bodies. Now, they all have to go on an adventure of a life time to get their own bodies back. This will be one heck of a wild ride.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
Total Drama Fan-Fiction Theater by Helmet 798 reviews
Chef Hatchet hosts season 4.5 of Total Drama! 21 Contestants from all 4 seasons, plus 3 OCs, will compete in challenges based off of Total Drama Fan-Fics, to win 750,000 dollars! [On hiatus until the end of the year]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Courtney, Tyler, OC
I've got you by wilsonstories reviews
My first fanfic about Drew and Rick from the TV show the night shift. For those who haven't watched it yet, please do. Episode six is heartbreakingly good. I hope you all like this story and please let me know what you think.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Drew A. - Complete
Desired Comfort by JShark419 reviews
Katie has just been eliminated from TDI. She's very upset when she heads to the resort. Who is there to help her though? How will a certain bookworm comfort her? Dedicated to Delirious Disposition for his birthday.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2014 - [Noah, Katie] - Complete
Sidekick by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
After being disqualified from the game, Scarlett is now banned from staying at the playa so that means it's up to Scarlett to find a way to make this situation slightly better especially when she's stuck with the only other person who was disqualified from the game, Max. Scarlett is just going to have to make him realize that he's actually her sidekick.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Scarlett, Max] - Complete
Shaving by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris shaves his beard because of Topher, because of this Courtney won't go out to dinner with him. Courtney decides that she is going to pay a little visit to Topher for making Chris change his looks.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] Topher - Complete
Define 'Sexytime' by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
It's no doubt that Noah and Cody have a lot of fangirls pairing them up as a couple, and they realize it, but they never thought a deranged one would kidnap them for her own fantasies. Will they escape? Will anyone come to rescue them? Let's hope so.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Pain in the Neck by JShark419 reviews
Courtney needs her tonsils taken out. Chris is forced to help her. What will happen when she can't talk and has to rely on Chris. Chrisney multi chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Courtney, Chris M.] Chef Hatchet - Complete
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm not that fine! The host has lost his mind! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see! I wanna be normal! I wanna live far away from this place! So, I'll pack my bags and head to space! Even that is still to close! Na Na Na Na Nananananananananana! The cast writes letters to their parents about their lives on the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,502 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Contentment by The Sarcasm Master reviews
Tyler has always loved sports. So what happens when he's confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life? Tyler doesn't have enough love in this fandom, so I decided to create a one-shot for him. Written for the one year anniversary of the Total Drama Writer's Forum. :)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Tyler - Complete
Reminiscent by Ways reviews
Finally fed up with Total Drama, Courtney decides to leave and never come back. Will she return? Is normal life all she thought it would be? Will she actually miss Playa Des Losers? Find out in Reminiscent. *For the one year anniversary of the Total Drama Writers Forum*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Courtney - Complete
Well now they know by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney didn't have Duncan first, Gwen did back in season one when they made a promise to each other. Gwen never mentioned it to Courtney but since it happened on international TV she just had to tell her and Courtney wasn't happy about it but it's okay because now they know.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Gwen, Duncan] Courtney - Complete
Nap Time by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney's always in a bad mood at the playa and Chris just thinks she should take a nap with hm to calm down.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Mindless Smarts by JShark419 reviews
Lindsay wants to leave. Harold wants to help. But her blank mind gets him mad, but he helps anyway. Linold one shot. Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - [Lindsay, Harold] - Complete
Love by Music by JShark419 reviews
Tyler breaks up with Lindsay. The oly one around to comfort her is Trent. How will things go? Will they hook up or will he make things worse? Warning: things are kind of rushed.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Trent, Lindsay] - Complete
Tea Party Panic by JShark419 reviews
Noah and Izzy have a tea party. Noah doesn't want to attend, but Izzy forces him to join. Nizzy friendship.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Izzy, Noah] - Complete
Trent and the Love Nonagon by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Trent is horrified by the idea of a love triangle- three sides! Are they crazy? So it's up to him to make sure all the drama is centered around a nine sided shape! But how to get people into the nonagon? Being crazy makes it pretty tough.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Trent
Second Chance by JShark419 reviews
Gwen broke up with Duncan because he thought too much about Courtney. What happens when their partnered together for a challenge? Could things change for the better or will things get worse? Psycho Trent is also in this, so be warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Gwen, Duncan] - Complete
Trapped Together by JShark419 reviews
It's been years since they have seen each other. When Chris and Courtney get trapped in an elevator, alone together. How will things go? Find out.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Dark Ambitions by JShark419 reviews
Duncan is recently released from prison. What will he do when he finds out that Zoey is being tormented by Mal, when Mike is no longer in the picture. Rated T for blood and severe violence. Zoey/Duncan. First one shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Duncan, Zoey] - Complete
The Morning by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Courtney woke up to find that she was in bed with someone after a heavy night of drinking. Gasp! What will happen now? Hints of Chrisney. Rated T.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Literally sleeping with Chef by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When we last left Chris in charge of the playa, he didn't have a bed and he made a few mistakes and paid the price for it and he has Noah to thank for that! Now he's allowed to host the show, he's just not allowed to stay at the playa with teenagers! So he left the one person he knew he could trust in charge! That person is Chef Hatchet and he's not having much luck either...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013
Hot Guy-Deprived by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Deciding to date more, Heather asks a hot guy out, and got someone else to spend the evening with instead. Oneshot (or not, who knows).
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Heather, Harold
Living the Life with the Lifeguards by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Gwen has to bring Cody to the beach due to her father's wishes, and much to her chagrin. But what happens when two blond lifeguards make the situation better for both the goth and the geek? AU, Codette and Gweoff.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Geoff, Gwen] [Cody, Bridgette]
Jeans by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Courtney has to go to college and leave her best friend Gwen behind, but not before she discovers something important. Gwenney oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Gwen, Courtney] - Complete
The Life of an Antagonist by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
"The ten-year-old can't help but wonder why meetings, golf, and dates are more important than she is." Just a fic containing the life stories of the antagonists, from Heather to Scott. Slight AleHeather, one-sided Justin/Courtney.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Heather, Justin, Alejandro, Scott
Housewife by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney plans on going to college, Chris has another idea.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
The Black Friday Games by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
Happy Black Friday Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor! Cody and DJ rush to the stores to get presents for each other. Oneshot. Merry Christmas, RedEyedWarrior!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Cody, DJ - Complete
Parenting Class by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
When Chris had to take parenting classes for his son, he never really knew what he was signing up for. Merry Christmas, TheImpossiblyAwesomeWriter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Chris M., Owen, Trent
Lightning Gets Cheated by Jesus.Lives reviews
Lightning isn't named MVP. He rings his respective girlfriends to tell them the news. A Joning VS LightAnne fic. Warning: not much of a story, mostly to make a point that LightAnne sucks more than any other pairing.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Anne Maria, Lightning, Jo - Complete
The Waterfall by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Noah was never really a fan of being a 'Team Player' or a fan of nature to begin with, so when he gets stuck doing a challenge in the woods by himself he's less than thrilled until he finds himself some company on a rock near the waterfall.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Shark Awareness Week by Jesus.Lives reviews
Cody and Scott look back over their relationships, while being roped into a protest for Shark Awareness Week by their significant others. MERRY CHRISTMAS GREENPOKEGUY!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Scott, Dawn] [Bridgette, Cody] - Complete
Total Drama Survival by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
After a drop in ratings during season 4, Chris brings back 16 veterans to compete in a new season, this time on a secluded island in the middle of nowhere. Contestants must endure grueling challenges and just surviving each day in the harsh terrain.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,721 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Gwen, Duncan] Trent, Eva - Complete
Trimming the tree by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris hasn't had a Christmas tree in his mansion in years! Courtney makes him get a tree and decorate it with her even though he'd rather do other things. Now instead of having sex with his girlfriend, he's cleaning up pine needles off the floor...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Idiot by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Harold knows an idiot when he see's one and he's found one of the biggest ones. Harold is not about to let the distance of his house to the island stop him from letting someone know they're an idiot!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harold, Zoey - Complete
Geoff's Party by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan didn't want to go to Geoff's party where it would be all kids he went to school with. He locks himself in the bathroom to escape the chaos and ends up taking a shower with a certain party host who is covered in fruit punch.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Duncan, Geoff] - Complete
The Phobia Factor by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
A darker version of Total Drama Island's seventh episode. Fears are just fears, right? They couldn't kill you...or could they? Rated T for some gory violence, but nothing too bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Friends with benefits by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney and Gwen have been getting really close since they've become friends again. Now that it's just the two of them and Zoey in the cabin there is nothing from stopping this friendship from blooming into something more!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Courtney, Gwen] - Complete
Just Friends by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney is growing fond of Gwen and Gwen is starting to like spending all her time with Courtney but they're just friends.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Courtney, Gwen] - Complete
Happy Birthday! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's Trent's son's Birthday and this year is a very special year...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Trent - Complete
Matching Shirts by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris gets himself and Courtney matching shirts, Courtney finds them hideous and refuses to wear it. The two argue about it. Will Chris be able to convince a certain C.I.T. to change her mind?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
After School by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris is running late while trying to pick Courtney up after school. He becomes even later when he stops for coffee and gets stuck in traffic. Courtney's not going to like this...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
You're on Total Drama Island, Charlie Brown! by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
What if Charlie Brown had been selected to compete along with the other 22 campers. Story based on the television show and is told from the POV of Charlie Brown. Follow along with everyone's favorite blockhead as he interacts with the campers of TDI! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 222,173 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Beth, Geoff
My Unwanted Son by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris gets a disturbing letter finding out that Zeke is in fact his son! Guess who's raising him now and just wait until you see Chris's parenting skills and how Zeke will manage to annoy Chris! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,620 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ezekiel, Chris M.
Hot times in the Hot tub! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Cody is in a relationship and Sierra can't stand it especially with the new season starting soon! She decides she wants to have some time to herself but finds herself getting some company from someone unexpected. Knowing she's being placed on the heroes team, she wasn't expecting to find comfort from someone who was labeled as a villain.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Sierra, Scott - Complete
Jail Visit by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chef tells Courtney he needs her to use her law skills to defend Chris while he's in jail. Courtney needing practice, goes with him only to find that Chris still knows how to get under her skin even when he's behind bars and he manages to get her to sign a whole new contract! This was not what Courtney had planned.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
Tell Me Tomorrow by Cereal-Killa reviews
I'm nobody. I don't matter. What matters is that today, I met Duncan. He's definitely not a nobody. Duncan/Cody... no, seriously, that's the pairing...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Cody, Duncan - Complete
Cold Awakening by play for keeps reviews
Geoff's always been the happy-go-lucky party guy. The guy everyone loves to be around. But underneath that fake happiness is a confused, depressed, and miserable teen. Dark, angsty, Geoff story. One-shot. Rated T for mild swearing and strong alcohol content.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
Chris's Carpool Catastrophe! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Due to a certain loophole found in the contract because of poor wording, Chris finds himself being forced to drive every contestant to every place they want to go! How many people can he fit in the car? How many stupid places will these people want to go? Find out here!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Chris M.
Heroes Vs Villains by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when you have overly nice Heroes on one team and backstabbing Villains who hate each other on another? Complete Chaos!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013
3am feedings by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney has been getting up every night to feed her baby, Chris has not and Courtney decides it's about time he does. Courtney finds herself surprised at what happens.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
Breaking up is hard to do in 9 ways by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Gwen may be dating Duncan now, but Trent won't consider the break-up official unless she does it 9 times, 9 different ways and on 9 different days.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Gwen, Trent
The most crowded and awkward night ever! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris just wants to sleep but when Gwen, Heather, Courtney and everyone else all decides to sleep in his bed, getting sleep is going to be the last thing that anyone is doing!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Chris M., Gwen, Heather, Courtney - Complete
A Secret by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
Drabble for Duncney week 2013. Everyone has a secret. Some are darker than others. And some are better left untold.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
What do you do? by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When everything in your life is a lie and your life is a game of pretending?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Bad Babysitter by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney tells Duncan to watch their pet raccoon named Brittany. Duncan has no clue what to do with it and when you have Geoff added in to the mix, it can only get worse! requested by Cereal-Killa
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Courtney, Duncan, Geoff - Complete
Putting all looks aside by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Gwen and Duncan have been fighting all the time lately! So, Gwen throwing Duncan out of her room isn't exactly an unusual occurrence these days. They always break up and get back together! This time however is different, he see's Sadie in the hallway crying and got stuck listening to her problems. Now, he's starting to actually have feelings for her! This was scarring him!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Duncan, Sadie
Beach Fun by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris is on the beach at camp and so is Courtney! They both happen to like walks on the beach.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
When I really need someone by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When Gwen really needs someone to be there for her after Trent kisses Heather, she finds herself getting comfort from the one guy she would never expect.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gwen, Geoff - Complete
Perfect Crimes by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather and Alejandro decided one day that they were going to kill someone and they actually did it! They realized that they have committed the perfect crime and now they want to do it again. Along their travels they discuss how poorly treated they were by their fellow competitors and talk about what happened on the volcano.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
The worst weekend of my life! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Going to a convention all weekend, Blaineley finds herself stuck sharing a hotel room with Izzy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Izzy, Blaineley - Complete
Wedding Day by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan is getting married to Gwen, who has a little surprise for him on their wedding day.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Chris, The great and powerful by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris wakes up and finds himself in a place called Wawanakwa and is found by Gwen who believes that Chris is there to take over like a prophecy Courtney read has said. Chris decides he should accept this role and power, however Courtney and Heather don't think he's who he claims.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Chris M., Gwen, Heather, Courtney
Father's Day by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
It had been seven long years without her father. They were doing alright and they were happy. But every Father's Day Gwen always wondered…"Is daddy coming home?"
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Gwen - Complete
Our little private and personal moments! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The moments that you don't get to see on camera! You'll get to see everyone's hilarious and private moments! You pick what's going to happen and who it's going to happen to!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013
Brutally Honest by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
Some people just couldn't handle the truth. That wasn't her fault. That didn't mean she was a "bi***." Or "mean."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Courtney - Complete
Justin needs a life! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Justin is living with Trent, Owen and Lindsay since his modeling days are over! Justin is just too hot for work and it wouldn't be fair to make the sexiest most attractive person to ever be on the show do something constructive, would it?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Justin - Complete
Therapy Sessions by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When the contestants complain to their parents about the events that are going on at the playa, Chris is forced to provide therapy for them. Chris decides that instead of hiring people he'll do it and make Chef help him! Turns out they're only making it worse...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Spanish Class by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Alejandro transferred to Heather's school and normally it wouldn't bother her, however Alejandro joined her Spanish class, which Heather thinks is unfair, because he already knows Spanish. Maybe Heather will find out that's it not that bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Sleepless and Smoking by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Izzy never sleeps, Blaineley always smokes. When Izzy literally falls on Blaineley's balcony at the playa they find that they can enjoy each others company.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Izzy, Blaineley - Complete
Total Drama Girls by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris really hates the Total Drama Girls! He gets drunk sometimes, just because he doesn't want to deal with them. The girls are going to end up driving him insane, he can't wait until they're contracts end. Based off of Annie's 'Little Girls' only with rewritten lyrics that I Total Dramafied.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Chris M. - Complete
Let's see what would happen if these characters actually dated by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
or at least tried to ask them out! That's right, I'm taking every non-canon pairing you guys ship and I'm writing what would realistically happen or come the closest to it! There will be hardly any fluff and everyone will be in character as much as possible! This is going to be hilarious to write!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013
Wisdom Teeth by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney gets her Wisdom Teeth out! Duncan is there every step of the way!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Like a good neighbor, state farm is there! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
At 3:00am when Alejandro needs them the most! However that may not float well with Heather! Will Alejandro get his insurance questions answered and still have a girlfriend?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Over her dead body by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather and Alejandro were dating when Heather unexpectedly died. Hours after her funeral Alejandro decides to date the girl he was cheating on Heather with when she was alive, Courtney. Unfortunately for Alejandro, Heather has returned as a ghost and she's not happy about this at all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
God, help the outcasts by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Dawn realizes how bad the living situations are at the playa and decides to pray for them because that's all she can do. Things have gotten pretty twisted around there and Dawn is trying her best to not give up when it seems like everyone else has.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - Esperanto - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Dawn - Complete
Literally sleeping with Chris! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Season 3 is over and everyone is forced to stay Playa Des Losers until all the episodes officially air! What happens when our favorite host finds his room to be the only room without a bed? Why he sleeps with everyone...Literally!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Chris M.
Just Her by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's Just Heather who wants to be left alone, unfortunately for her Justin won't leave her alone and he's really getting on her nerves.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Heather, Justin - Complete
Lightning's dating Dilemma by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Lightning tries to ask out the prettiest girl at the playa but has a small problem...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
We are who we are and we don't even know who we are! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
After the volcano erupted everyone finds themselves stuck on an island and they have no clue who they are or who anyone else is.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013
No, you're not allowed to live in the Bathroom slash Confessional by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When one of the contestants decides to live in the bathroom/confessional on the TDWT plane everyone gets mad until they find out that there isn't technically a rule against it! Once they find that out well...It's a free for all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
I can't believe my heart by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The season is over and everyone is flying in the plane back home. Heather wants to know if she should listen to her heart, after all it's telling her she better talk to Alejandro while she still has a chance. Hopefully she listens!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Before there was Blaineley by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
There was Mildred, the girl who became Blaineley! She just wanted love, money and to be famous and instead she was heartbroken, broke and a nobody who was dedicated to someone who screwed her over. Can you blame her for acting the way she does?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Blaineley - Complete
I happen to like her for who she is by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's Saturday morning and all the girls are in the bathroom getting ready to impress the men in their lives! Izzy however isn't impressed with any of the girls or their boyfriends because she already has exactly who she wants.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Blaineley, Izzy - Complete
Everyone hates Harold and Trent! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Seriously they do! Harold and Trent hate each other almost as much as everyone hates them! Harold says annoying facts all the time and Trent is obsessed with the number 9 and now these two are forced to deal with each other because they're roommates and they just happen to be living in room number 9.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harold, Trent
Cuffs will get us to season 5 by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The old and new cast compete for a spot in season 5! How do you get one? One word...Handcuffs.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Couples in the Kitchen by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's always a good idea to go make out with your boyfriend in Chef's kitchen! However, it's a bad idea to make out with your boyfriend in Chef's kitchen when everyone else has the same idea! It's especially bad when it's late at night and you have a challenge in the morning! Alejandro/Heather Gwen/Duncan Courtney/Trent Bridgette/Geoff Mike/Zoey Dawn/Scott
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Everything always goes wrong when you want to kill someone! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Trent and Duncan committed the perfect murder! Except for the flat tire and forgetting to bring a weapon and digging 9 holes when they only needed one...It didn't turn out THAT bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Duncan, Trent - Complete
Trapped in an elevator by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan and Geoff get stuck in the elevator at the playa and reveal their secrets! Duncan/Geoff friendship with lots of stupidity!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Duncan, Geoff - Complete
Murder at Mclean's Mansion by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris invites everyone to a party and someone goes on a killing spree! Who? Why? Find out.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010
Total Drama Fans vs Favorites! by THE-BANNED-AUTHOR reviews
T to be safe! This season we are back at Camp Wawanawkwa where 11 new campers and 11 old will be competing for 1 million dollars! In this chapter after the team switch the campers test their knowledge of their new teammates...five minutes after they've met.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,168 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Dates Gone Wrong by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if two people from the show that should never be paired together ended up going on a date? You can find out here! Follow the cast as they date the most unexpected people!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
Locked up! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan and Chris get arrested only to find the rest of the cast is there too! How did they all end up there and more importantly why is Heather handcuffed to Justin and Alejandro and Why is Noah wearing a tutu?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012
My Name is Kenny by Marcus Absent reviews
Kenny has a curse: he can't die. How did he get this curse, and what will he do about it? There's hurt, love, betrayal, friendship, and the final truth awaiting for those who read. Rated T for some swearing. South Park doesn't belong to to me. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants return to Wawanakwa for a second season, almost straight after the first. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Will Heather endure, can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the elusive jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Chris M., Izzy, Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
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Unsuitable Suitors reviews
Noah's parents want grandchildren (or maybe they need money) so they sign him up for a reality show where Noah is presented with suitors that comprise every single suitor from Total Drama. Needless to say, Noah will find nearly all of them to be repulsing, but who will be the best match... or at least the least repulsing?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,637 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/28/2020 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Noah
Tenancy Trouble reviews
Duncan is not happy when Mal lets one of the spare bedrooms in their house to Tyler. Contains an M/M pairing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2019 - [Duncan, Mal] Tyler - Complete
My Big Fat Creepy Roommate reviews
Having been kicked out of his parents' house, Justin moves into a new apartment block close to the beach. Unfortunately, there is only one resident who is willing to be Justin's roommate, and the feeling isn't mutual. WARNING: this may very well be one of the most disturbing stories you have ever read on the site.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,874 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2019 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Justin, Owen, Chef Hatchet] Trent
Weird Waterpark Ride reviews
Going to the waterpark should be an enjoyable experience. Even if you are a little like Duncan. But how can Zoey and Duncan enjoy their time at the park when one of their castmates does not approve of their relationship for 'religious' reasons. Extremely late birthday present for GreenPokeGuy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Duncan, Zoey] Trent - Complete
The Couple and the Yandere reviews
Some people never get over the person they crushed on. Even if said person is now in a committed relationship. Some people don't realise that they and their partner are in danger. Rated T for mild violence and mild language. Summer Secret Santa fic for Ferrothorn-King.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/31/2015 - [Cody, Bridgette] Sierra - Complete
Cody and the Chocolate Factory reviews
Cody Anderson is a poor, starving boy who lives with his family. However, his life changes drastically one day after buying himself a bar of chocolate. Loosely based off of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... only more twisted...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Cody, Geoff, Chris M.
Let's just Get this out of the Way reviews
Gwen and Noah are forced to write a history essay together. Noah is lazy and Gwen just wants to get it over and done with. Late birthday present for ThePessimisticRainbow.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/21/2015 - [Gwen, Noah] - Complete
Bait Gone Bad reviews
Scarlett sets up a trap so that Dave would lose more of her sanity, but instead she ends up arguing with Noah. Max and Alejandro also have an argument. Secret Santa for Blanche Et Noir Takaramono.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Scarlett, Max, Noah, Alejandro - Complete
Parasailing into Hell and Back reviews
Zoey and Duncan decide to go parasailing. Unfortunately, what was supposed to be an exciting adventure turned into a rollercoaster of fear and peril, curtesy of a certain OOC character. Written for GreenPokeGuy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Duncan, Zoey] Brick - Complete
Prairie Comfort for Broken Hearts reviews
Set during the events of Total Drama Action, Bridgette has a turbulent breakup with Geoff. The breakup leaves her with an emotional strain, which is not helped by the fighting between Gwen, Courtney and Trent. Can Ezekiel help Bridgette cope with the breakup and set things right with Gwen, Trent and Courtney? Written for ewisko8.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Ezekiel, Bridgette] - Complete
The Nunavut Case reviews
The territory of Nunavut is home to one of the most beautiful places in Canada. Sadly, it is home to one of the greatest atrocities that has ever hit recent Canadian history. And it is also home to one of the greatest contributors to global warming that has ever existed. Hence the territory's small population density.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013
Date-Saster reviews
Chris, Chef and Blaineley take their dates out on a date... to the same restaurant! Now that all three are enemies, how will their dates turn out! Oh, and Trent is there as well. Contains mostly crack pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Blaineley, Chef Hatchet, Chris M., Trent
Justin Raves and Fails to Repeat reviews
A night out does not go as planned for Justin.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
Mr & Mr MacArthur reviews
Some people say marriage is tough. Some people say marriage is scary. But one thing that's definite is that there are lots of marriages out there that are a mixture of both. WARNING: may cause some readers to start a cult.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Brick, Trent]
Chrisney Fan reviews
Chris notices that Courtney is distressed because of the love triangle, so he takes matters into his own hands to try and calm her down. Takes place during World Tour.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Brickkkkk and Trenttttt - A 999-Word Love Story reviews
Brick decides he's had enough of Jo. Can a certain numerical cultist cheer him up in just 999 words? Read to find out! Written as a dare requested by I'll Cover Angel and Collins. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Brick, Trent] Jo - Complete
A Canadian Peter Pan reviews
Lindsay wakes up one night to find that Peter Pan is in her room. He wants her to come to Never Land with him.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Lindsay - Complete
Watch Out Girls! It's Sierra! reviews
What would happen if Sierra was a lesbian? And what would happen if one significant other was not enough for her? At least Cody would be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Sierra, Courtney] [Izzy, Blaineley] - Complete
30 Minutes Too Early reviews
The Drama Brothers relax at a tavern after performing at a venue in LA. Gwen shows up with a shocking tale to tell. Cody believes it without second thought, but Justin, Harold and Trent have their doubts and wonder if that really was Gwen who was talking to them.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
The TiVo Anomaly reviews
Sheldon digs a pit in the woods in response to an experience he considers to be traumatising. Rated T for dark and borderline disturbing content.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Oh Dad! reviews
Chris is dating Duncan's mam. How does Duncan live through a day alone in his mother's house with Chris, the same fella who tortured him for three seasons?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Duncan, Chris M. - Complete
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