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Author has written 96 stories for Happy Tree Friends, Stoked, Peanuts, Total Drama series, Hunger Games, Big Bang Theory, Ed, Edd n Eddy, American Horror Story, and Night Shift, 2014.

Waddup?! Welcome to the gateway into my own personal, sinister false-utopia, from where you can never return! Whatever the reason you have stumbled upon my profile page, make yourself at home!

I am a 20-year-old man living in Ireland. And no, I have never seen a leprechaun in my life. I don't believe they exist anyway. I mostly write for Total Drama. I've written stories for that fandom since I came on here. I'm on and off other fandoms, but I was pretty big on the Happy Tree Friends fandom for a while. I usually write humour (usually the dark kind) fics but with a bit of drama, romance, horror, angst, suspense and adventure intertwined with some of my fics. I used to have a lot of OCs, but I don't use them anymore. They were meant for the HTF fandom, but since I have left the fandom there's not much use for them. On the Total Drama fandom I used to include OCs in some of my fics, but I have ceased doing so. There are at least 60 characters on the show and there are so many ways I can go with these characters, so I don't see a reason to use OCs.

You can also find me on FictionPress: https://www.fictionpress.com/u/947294/RedEyedWarrior

So sit back, relax, and enjoy being trapped forever in my crapsack world of sordid twists and turns. :P


Recommended Authors (and their fics)

The Total Drama fandom may be clogged with poorly-written SYOC fics, but there are lots of talented authors writing amazing fics, some of which will blow your minds. The Kobold Necromancer, Winter-Rae and TDI Charlie Brown are obvious recommendations, as they have written amazing fics, but we also have:

I'll Cover Angel and Collins: A close friend and one of the funniest writers in the fandom. She encouraged me to expand on some of my ideas and I became better known on the fandom mostly because of her. She has over 200 stories, most of them very funny. The story I recommend reading the most is Turns out they're not so famous, which is her most well-known. Other honorable mentions include Turns out they're not good parents, Dear Mom and Dad, I'm not that fine! The host has lost his mind!, and armfuls of Chrisney fics and hilarious one-shots. Speaking of, if you love Chrisney, you'll love hanging out with her. She used to write for Teen Titans, KND, RENT and Pokémon as well.

Knifez: Probably one of the most talented authors on the fandom. This guy has a lot of dedication in his bone, and I see a lot of potential in him. Definitely check out Total Drama Chaos! and Despair Island. Both are competition based. The former is awesome and has all the characters from the first two casts participating. It's a few chapters away from finishing up. The latter is the first season with a darker, more tragic twist. If your not into competition fics, Will to Live is a good read if you're into zombies. If you love Noah, Dawn, Jasmine and Shawn, you and him might get along just fine.

GreenPokeGuy: One of the nicest people on the forum. Very welcoming, kind and rarely gets angry. My favourite story from him is Lost, where Duncan and Zoey are written perfectly. If you love Frozen, you might also like Ice Cold, co-written with I'll cover Angel and Collins. Also loves Codette, Zuncan, Dott, Geoffcan, Duncott, Christopher and Scoterra.

Snakeshark196: Sound, chill and very funny. He's written some of the most bizarre stories on the site. 9 Dates has among the best depictions of Psycho Trent. Pain in the Neck has Chrisney and a dab of OOC Gwen. If you're a fan of Shazmine and Nawn, you might like Cruising for a Bruising.

Wish I was a Pirate: Hilarious fella. Loves trolling people, but it's mostly in good taste. Also passionate about the things he likes. If you're a fan of Alejandro and are interested in his outlook on his fellow contestants, Wonder what I think of them? is the fic for you. If you want to see OOC Gwen and Psycho Trent taken up to eleven in action, there's Gwen's Desires and Psycho Trent Desires!. He's got a lot of interesting one-shots and then some. Trust me, you'[ll love this guy!

I'll be adding more authors to the list overtime as I go along. You could check out my list of favourite authors, but I have at least 120 favourite authors, half of which are probably not even writing Total Drama stories, so you'll be here for a while. I won't be able to include all of them, but some of them are also giving out recommendations, and they have recommended authors I haven't even checked out.


Total Drama Writers' Forum

Whenever I'm on here, nine times out of ten you'll find me on the Total Drama Writers' Forum. It's where I've met most of my friends on here. Most the authors I've recommended are on here, with GreenPokeGuy, I'll Cover Angel and Collins and Knifez, among others, as current mods. I was once a mod, but I gave up the position. Still active in the forum, and come on here occasionally, sometimes I come on every day.

If you haven't been on the forum yet, introduce yourself HERE. Also recommended if you haven't been on the forum for a while, because authors sometimes come and go. We're mostly on the We're back for round five: What are you doing right now? topic, as well as a few others. Most of them are ghost-towns. But if you've been on here long enough, and see a topic you find interesting, check it out and see if you've got anything to add. Everybody's welcome.


Likes

Cartoons/Anime: Total Drama, Metalocalypse, Archer, Mission Hill, South Park, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Teen Titans, the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Bob's Burgers, Hetalia, Kappa Mikey, Happy Tree Friends, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, the Simpsons, the first three or four seasons of Spongebob Squarepants, early seasons of Fairly Odd Parents, Oggy and the Cockroaches, Pasila (wished they'd give English subtitles to more of the episodes) American Dad! and Bobobo Bobo Bobo.

TV Shows: Game of Thrones, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The Night Shift (2014), Arrested Development, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, American Horror Story, Silicon Valley, Arrow, Born Survivor: Bear Grylls, How It's Made, Breaking Bad, House of Cards (US) and Father Ted.

Movies: Anything Marvel (especially Avengers, Gaurdians of the Galaxy and Big Hero 6), anything DC (especially the Dark Night movies), the Hunger Games, Pacific Rim, Django Unchained, classic Disney movies, Trainspotting, Home Alone 1, 2 and 3, Skyfall, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Scary Movie 1, 2, 3 and 4, Superhero Movie and a lot of scary movies.

Music: Children of Bodom, System of a Down, Rammstein, Linkin Park, Daft Punk, Eminem, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Avicii, 30 Seconds to Mars, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ill Níno, Apocalyptica, Evanescence, Biffy Clyro, the Script, deadmau5, 3 Doors Down, Pendulum, Snow Patrol, Hozier and Paramore. Basically, rock or metal in general. I also casually listen to traditional Irish music and Latin music.

Gaming Franchises: Call of Duty, Mario, Temple Run, puzzle games and so on. Haven't been playing a lot of video games lately, but I plan to play more often as soon as I can. Definitely want to try out more franchises. Right now I'm trying out Mortal Combat X. I'm also nostalgic about 007: Nightfire, XIII, Sonic Heroes and Simpsons Hit n' Run and would like to play them again.

YouTubers: Smosh, TheMysteriousMrEnter, Shane Dawson, the Fine Bros and PewDiePie, etc.

Websites: FanFiction.Net (DUH), Cracked.com, YouTube, Reddit, Uncyclopedia, GSMArena, Pocket Now, tvtropes.org, etc.

Hobbies: Internet, trampoline, Reddit, gaming, listening to metal/rock music, watching TV/movies/YouTube, being a lazybones, fanfiction (DUH), technology, hiking, swimming, eating and exploring.

Dislikes

Cartoons/Anime/TV Shows: Breadwinners (WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS SHITE?!), Uncle Grampa, Ten Titans Go! (more like Toddler Titans; worst. Abridged. Series. EVER!), Sanjay and Craig, the Cramp Twins, later seasons of Spongebob Squarepants, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Johnny Test and most reality TV shows.

Music: I like to avoid Top40 hits (though there can be exceptions). Especially Pitbull, Flo Rida, Nicky Minaj, Lil Wayne, Chris Brown, Pharrell Williams, Usher, Justin Bieber, One Direction and Jedward. This is nothing personal against the artists, I just don't like their music. Sometimes to I point I want to walk out of the room if I hear "Timber" or "Happy".

Characters I Love (outside of Total Drama)

Game of Thrones: Tyrion Lannister. He's hilarious, witty and almost like Noah in every shape and form (except Noah is taller). I hated Jaime Lannister at first, but he grew on me. Same goes for Sansa Stark. Arya Stark is awesome, as is the Hound. Jon Snow, Ygritte, Peter Baelish, Loras Tyrell, Varys, Hodor, Bran Stark and Brienne of Tarth are awesome as well. As I support House Targaryen, I love Daenerys. I know I should hate Ramsay Bolton, but sadly, I love him. Kinda like how I love Psycho Trent. I also have a love-hate relationship with Tywin Lannister; love him because he's sane, wise and badass, hate him because of his cruelty towards Tyrion.

Characters I Hate (outside of Total Drama)

Ed, Edd n' Eddy: Sarah because she abuses Ed both physically and emotionally and her parents outright side with her, effectively abusing Ed as well. I hate Jimmy simply for being Sarah's best friend (and sidekick). Kevin is the worst. He treats everyone like shit, sometimes for no reason whatsoever, and get's away with it.

Family Guy: Brian Griffin. Once was my favourite character of all time. Then he became a bigot towards people who aren't atheists, sold out his beliefs (first to publish his novel, then because he just wants to oppose government), treated Stewie like crap and tried to prevent Stewie from reporting his abusive day care teacher just because she was hot. Brian died, then came back to life. Only to take advantage of his son's career and give Stewie - who brought him back from the dead - and Chris herpes. For no good reason. Lois is a hypocrite, Peter is an annoying, unfunny Jerkass, and most of the characters are shitheads. I especially don't like Jasper. As a gay guy, I see him as a personal attack on my sexuality and personality combined. Stewie and (out of sympathy only) Meg are pretty much the only likable characters on the show.

Game of Thrones: Spoiler alert: the crazies who have taken over Kings Landing in Season 5. Seriously, they've managed to force me to sympathise with Cersei Lannister. And I hate Cersei. I also hate Joffrey Baratheon. That little shit. I hope to never see the Freys again. Finally, Stannis Baratheon was awesome, and I still don't hate him, but he's spiralled downhill in the last couple of episodes of Season 5.

Spongebob Squarepants: Patrick. He's a prick. He knows he's stupid, so every crime he commits, he does it on purpose. And get's away with it. Mr Krabs is a greedy, selfish asshole who abuses his employees, and has recently abused Plankton for no good reason. Spongebob has also been annoying me now that he's been flanderised into a stupid manchild. TheMysteriousMrEnter has done reviews on the characters, and those reviews sum up my distaste with them.


My Fan Fiction Pet Peeves

SYOC fics in general: Let's just be clear: these fics go nowhere after the third chapter. They clog up the fandom and most of the authors only write them to get over 50 reviews without pulling any weight. The OCs also have tendencies to be boring Mary-Sues/Gary-Stus with "tragic" more like unrealistic backstories. What also pisses me off is that in the Total Drama fandom most of these stories marked as being about Chris or Chef are actually SYOC fics. If you are going to publish a fic like that, at least give the characters that are marked as being the starring characters the screentime they deserve, accept only OCs you can work with and put the original cast into the competition as well. There have been a few SYOC fics that are actually good, but those are far and few in between, and most of them are just downright awful and need to be taken down. Most authors that write these "stories" can't write if their lives depended on it anyway. Furthermore, the Total Drama fandom has over 60 characters to chose from to write stories about, making SYOC fics even more pointless. I'm fine with OCs, but I prefer them as supplementary characters rather than main characters. And if you are going to pair your OC up with a Total Drama character, do it right. DO NOT let that character become OOC just for the sake of the pairing. And don't let the pairing dominate the story either.

"Don't Like Don't Read": People are going to read your fics anyway, because in most cases, they won't know if they like it until they actually READ it. Even if a reader judges a book by its cover, and doesn't like the look of it, they are probably going to read it anyway just to flame you for whatever reason, and that phrase will only encourage them. Save yourself the trouble and leave that phrase out.

"I suck at summaries": Nobody needs to know that. Nobody cares to know that. Why would you need to add that in?

Gary-Stus/Mary-Sues: They're boring at best; annoying at worst. 'Nuff said.

Truth or Dare fics in general: Admittedly, there are some out there that I have found to be fantastic, but I don't want to read another one. It's just that they are lazy and unoriginal on the author's part. Even when they accept truths, dares and OCs through PMs and avoid the script format and mentioning other authors. Some authors have made it interesting, but a lot of authors have just written the characters responding to the truths/dares as robots without any proper reactions that indicate they have minds of their own. If you are going to write such a fic, at least build up some character development and running gags so that the truths and dares are not the only things having an impact on your fic. Otherwise, you are wasting your time.

Holding stories ransom for more reviews: If you do that, even your most loyal fans would abstain from reviewing your story just to see how serious you are. Besides, holding your fics hostage is unprofessional. If you want more reviews, you have to put yourself out there. Read, follow, favourite and review more stories in the fandom. That way, the authors will know who you are and might think you share common interests with them, making them more likely to review your work. Don't forget to participate in forums and talk to people. But the whole point of fanfiction is to have fun. Writing stories solely to get lots of reviews or to be popular is not a good idea if you ask me.

Text speech: We are all clumsy when it comes to spelling and grammar. I'll admit, I can be very terrible at it. But we should all try our best and use the spell-check feature. But I definitely draw the line of using text speech, capitalising every single letter or getting characters' names spelled incorrectly and never learning from it. In fact, people only use text speech because many carriers charge more money for longer texts. The English language has been butchered badly enough.

Giant walls of text: Can anyone humanly possibly read these things without getting frustrated? No. Paragraphs are your friends.

Voters Decide stories in general: It's not the concept, but the fact that there are too many of them. Again, where the shit did the originality go?! What's worse is when the author just lists the characters that are left rather than putting in a story. Talk about lazy!

M-PREG: Let's think logically here for a second people. A man CANNOT get pregnant (unless he's a hermaphrodite, or transsexual). Have some common sense. If you want a male same-sex couple to have kids, then have them adopt or hire a surrogate. If you want them to have kids on accident, then use your imagination. Just don't be lazy.


Stereotypes

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times (only actually been to one, but still)
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.


Pairings I Love

AleJustin - Justin is vain and has very high standards when it comes to dating someone in terms of looks. Alejandro would probably meet his standards for good-looking, and also allow Justin to mooch off of him. Meanwhile, Alejandro can easily charm Justin into doing whatever he wants. I can see it happening.

Blizzy - At first, I supported it because it was bizarre. Only Izzy would be crazy enough to want to date Blaineley. It was even one of my earliest ships. At first, I liked this pairing simply because I wanted to give Blaineley a stalker with a crush, just to mess her up. Then I realised that Blaineley might actually enjoy Izzy's company. Izzy would probably like the name Mildred, Blaineley would like to have control, but give some of it to Izzy as well, and then there's the whole bizarre nature of this pairing again.

Bref - Mostly because they're both military men, but I like to contrast Chef's hard and steely nature with Brick's mellow and friendly personality. It was even confirmed that Brick enjoys Chef's meals. This would be a bonus for Chef.

Brott - Any fic where Scott is the atoner and Brick is there to help him and comfort him is a good fic in my book, especially when they hook up in the end.

Chefcan - They had one of the harshest conflicts on the show. And I happen to like foe-yay. I can easily write a fic where Chef and Duncan are enemies on the streets, but lovers in the sheets. Think of all that sexual tension!

Chef/DJ - I like this pairing because my own interpretations of these characters. I'll just leave it at that.

Chopher - Topher literally thinks he's the next Chris and has named his cat after Chef. Chef could easily rope him into an alliance for this reason. Maybe even into a relationship?

Chott - I know Chef was just as sadistic towards Scott as he was towards the rest of the cast, but... I have no idea why I like this pairing. I just do. Maybe it's their ruthless behaviour? Maybe it's the fact that they'd cook with anything? I dunno. Would be interesting to write fics about, though.

Chrisney - I blame I'll Cover Angel and Collins for this. At first, I thought it was the most outrageous pairing ever conceived, due to being a May-December romance, due to them wanting everything and so on. But it grew on me. Chris and Courtney both want fame, money and power. And they'd do anything to get it. Chris's irresponsibilities annoying Courtney and Courtney's whining annoying Chris provides a lot of humour. And by the way, I'm pretty sure Courtney never won any lawsuit she filed to get on TDA. She had to get around somewhere, right? She did get all those privileges that even a judge or the producers would find to be pushing it. And then there was Gwen being placed on the Villains in TDAS, just because she kissed Duncan when he was still dating Courtney. Yep! DEFINITELY something going on here.

Duncan/DJ - In "Who Can You Trust?", Duncan found DJ a new rabbit after Geoff lost the old one. And DJ supported Duncan in "Haute Camp-ture". But those aren't the only reasons. I can see Duncan toughening DJ up, and DJ mellowing Duncan out, if they were to be in a relationship. And there are times when I write Duncan being a pervert towards DJ. So, yeah! Love that couple!

Duncan/Noah - What I like best about this pairing is the dysfunctionality it could have in some fics. Noah being an asshole to Duncan, Duncan being moody and all that... so much potential for a sitcom. I can see it now.

Duncott - It was not that scene where Duncan helped Scott up in TDAS. No. I just think that both Scott and Duncan can be written as a hero, a villain, or whatever other way you want. They definitely used to be opportunists.

Geoffcan - Duncan was disgusted by Gidgette's frequent PDSAs (public displays of sexual activity). Replace that disgust with jealousy, and I'd gladly write a fic where it all unravels from that point on.

Gidgette - Mostly when they are being perverted and having orgies with anyone they meet. Bridgette and Geoff are the biggest fictional sex-addicts I've ever come across.

Gwenney - One sided. I did not like how Courtney and Gwen went from being enemies to borderline lovers in TDAS (calling them heterosexual life-partners would be putting it too lightly). But with the way Gwen was so desperate to get Courtney to like her again in the beginning, and the way she felt betrayed by Courtney in the episode Courtney was eliminated in, something's gotta be up. In fact, I can no longer write a fic about Gwen without having her stalk Courtney and trying to get in Courtney's pants. The relationship is just too bizarre for me not to like.

Justowen - It's bound to happen someday. Owen isn't the type of person to relent for long.

Lightntt - Why not? Lightning was the only one in ROTI who did not think that Scott was a jerkass, even though in ROTI, you could clearly see that from space. Surely, something is going on here.

Shasmine - They have so much in common. They both have advanced wilderness survival skills, they're both tough, they're both agile, they're both badass... Jasmine finds Shawn's zombie survival obsession to be cute (even when she'd never admit it). They've survived two misunderstandings/conflicts of interest. They've both developed as characters but kept their personalities and identities intact; Shawn became less paranoid about a zombie apocalypse (but still wants to prepare for it), and Jasmine enhanced both her confidence and humility. What more can I say? I like that pairing!

Pairings I Dislike

Bawn - Any pairing involving B is going to be painful for me to write (see below). In canon, you can argue that Dawn would be able to read B's thoughts and they'd agree on everything. But in real life, people would think Dawn is talking to herself (or trying to exploit him for sex, money and power; the more likely scenario). Even if the pairing does work out, it would be boring to write or work with. And this goes for any B pairing. It can only be interesting if the other half was taking advantage of his silence, and you know how wrong that is (though I guess I'd probably write that anyway).

Chrisamy - NO! Argue that it could explain why Chris didn't give a shit that Amy was treating Samey like shit - or even going as far as to encourage it - all you want. I am never going to write a fic involving that pairing. Chris only allows Amy to be a bitch to Samey for ratings, and because it amuses him. This is his reaction to bullying in general! Amy's not special! Besides, he could just cheat on Samey whenever he wants and pretend he got the two confused if Amy ever found out. And who's to say Amy won't begin abusing Chris like she does to Samey? I'm not boarding that ship. Just nope!

Coderra - Other than the fact that Cody is a Gwensexual, if Cody and Sierra were to decide to become a thing, chances are, they'd have no life outside of their relationship. Cody is a pervert, and TDWT has proven he's not so different from Sierra. If he were to transfer his lust/love from Gwen to Sierra, you can bet it's bound to get boring (unless, of course, you find both characters to be sexually attractive) because they'd end up becoming the next Gidgette. I'd prefer to have Cody stalking Gwen, Noah, Duncan or Courtney and Sierra being a yandere towards anyone in general.

Camerra - Worse than Coderra. Simply because I like Cody more than I like Cameron.

Skave - To be honest, I was relieved that any chance Skave had at becoming official was obliterated at the last second. The relationship felt like a hate fic where Zoke fails to become canon and ends with Mike and Zoey hating each other. Both relationships involve one character completely dependent on the other in order to maintain their sanity (or what is left of it). Furthermore, Sky mostly uses Dave's emotions to get further in the game, and Dave is an entitled bastard towards Sky. Besides, a lot of their moments together were cringe-worthy and desperate.

Zoke - Honestly, I think Mike and Zoey would be better off if they never dated. It took up too much of Zoey's screentime, yet the whole purpose of that relationship is for Zoey to be Mike's trophy girlfriend. Why pair Zoey and Mike together when you can pair Zoey with Duncan or Scott, and Mike with Duncan or Anne Maria (or one of his other personalities)? I can only make that pairing work in a fan fic if it is Svetlana, Vito or Mal who Zoey truly wants. Come to think of it, every time Mike and Zoey get it on, Zoey is pretty much having an orgy with all of Mike's personalities. Which is weird. Some of you may even find it disgusting. Did I ruin Zoke for you? Yes? Oops...

Tophmine - Jasmine has only interacted with Topher a few times, and each time, she was pissed at him for being a retard. Since Topher is pretty much a poor replica of Chris, and that Jasmine hates Chris, I don't think she's ever going to warm up to Topher.


Total Drama Character Rankings:

55. B - Why do I hate B? There is just no point to this character. His personality was ripped off from Cody, Harold and Izzy's ability to make complicated contraptions out of basic everyday objects and Justin's voiceless-ness in most of TDI. Even his design was a rip-off; DJ's prototype design from Camp TV. He was added at the last minute to a 13-episode season with 12 other contestants. Other characters would've had more development had it not been for B. And his embarrassing name adds nothing to the plot.

54. Beardo - It's not that I hate Beardo. In fact, I don't hate him at all. The problem is, Beardo's entire purpose was to be the first eliminated contestant and not become an ensemble dark horse like Ezekiel. He just showed up, make some noises no human could possibly make with just his mouth, and left. Admittedly, the sound effects were hilarious. But if Beardo lasted another episode, they'd have gotten old extremley fast. I say he served his purpose well. A little too well, considering I wouldn't care if he never shows up again. Note to the writers: Don't create a character just so they'd get eliminated before everyone else. Just have the character do something awful so they'd deserve it, but memorable so that we could still write fan fics about them without having to make them OOC.

53. Cameron - The writer's pet of the ROTI cast! While I was glad he won a season against all odds despite being ridiculously weak, lacking in social skills and being danger-prone, the only reaosn I was happy he won was because Lightning losing would unlock some development in his character. I didn't mind that Cameron's chew-toy status was reminiscent of Cody's or Harold's, that his tech-savviness was reminiscent of Cody's or Harold's, or that his social awkwardness was reminiscent of Cody's or Harold's. That was until I realised he WAS a rehash of Cody and Harold. See a pattern here? A good bit of the ROTI cast are fundamental copies of some of the TDI cast. That's not good. I would've prefered if Lightning lost to someone else, like Zoey, Brick or Jo. You'd think that because Cameron won ROTI, he'd chose not to be on TDAS, right? WRONG! He came back, got molested by Sierra (Cody), nearly got himself killed (Cody again) and befriended Gwen in a way that they could potentially be more than just friends (FUCKING CODY AGAIN!) and ultimately continued to be useless at helping Mike deal with his personalities. TDAS would've been better off if Cameron was eliminated earlier. Hell, TDAS would've been better off if Cameron never competed. Seriously, fuck that guy.

52. Amy - She's a c*. Seriously, she's an utter, utter c*. Amy has no personality other than torturing, abusing and humiliating Samey. Who's real name is actually Sammy. Okay, how the hell does Amy get any power to legally change her sister's name? I hate Amy and Samey's parents more for enabling Amy's bullying and abuse, but that is still no excuse for Amy to torment Samey anyway. But why have I ranked Amy #52? Shouldn't she be #55? Well, painful as it is for me to admit it, but Amy's abuse does give Samey character. And I can't be too angry with her, because let's face it, this is Total Drama, and Amy adds drama. Nevertheless, Amy is still a shitty character. On top of that, she needs Samey to be interesting. Without Samey, Amy has no personality whatsoever. As Samey learns to stand up for herself (which she's doing now thanks to Jasmine), and becomes more independent of Amy, Amy will probably end up amounting to nothing. So Amy is as pathetic as she is a c*. I'm gonna wrap this up because I hate saying c* too many times in one paragraph, so to make a long story short: Amy's a c*.

51. Sam - At first, I liked Sam in ROTI. He just came to have a good time. With his several crowning moments of funny, his gaming withdrawal and how he helped to develop Dakota's character, he's scored himself many points. Then came TDAS, and those points were blown away by a combination of poor writing and fridge logic. Awesome as he was, Sam was NOT an All Star. He was the 4th eliminated contestant (5th if you count Dakota's first elimination) that season. Brick would've been a better contender. Same goes for Harold, who shares the same voice actor as Sam, but who has achieved more in TDWT than what Sam has achieved in ROTI. Yes, Sam suffered a lot of slapstick in TDAS, but so did a lot of other contestants. Let's not forget his shallow reason for joining, and his idiotic reason for his elimination. He prevented a far more interesting character from returning. Finally, I realised that, in spite of everything he's done, I still would've found ROTI to be enjoyable without Sam (not TDAS, BECAUSE it would've been better without him). Besides, Harold and Cody are gamers, Dakota's development was a bit too rushed, and everything else about this character is generic. Another reason why I don't like him.

50. Sugar - Next to Mal, Sugar was the worst antanogist in the series. True, she was the sole reason for Ella and Jasmine's eliminations. She did intentionally endanger Sky's life just to get into the final three. She did come between Sky and Dave long enough for them to never hook up before Dave's elimination. Plus, she was a bitch to everyone in general. But unlike the other antagonists of the show, Sugar never got any comeuppance whatsoever. She was carried to the final three not by strategy, but by dumb luck, and was eliminated due to being a talentless retard. Sugar caused Ella's elimination by ratting her singing out to Chris, on an episode when Max was supposed to be eliminated, all because of Sugar's petty hatred towards Ella. Honestly, Sugar's motivation for her actions was the fact that she mentally thought Total Drama was a beauty pageant. There were her crowning moments of funny, but no amount of toilet humour could make up for all the shit she's caused (and all the shit she's put in her pants). If you want me to sum up Sugar's character in one sentence, she was basically a distaff counterpart to Owen, but with the redeeming nice guy tendencies replaced by being a rotten c* in general, and also by being a Honey Boo Boo parody. Second. Worst. Antagonist. EVER!

49. Sadie - Wonder twins my arse. Sadie and Katie are the most annoying pair on the whole show. Shallow, whiney, completely dependent on one another in other to survive, devoid of common sense, always agreeing with each other- they might as well morph into one person. Too bad that would be boring for us; they do have their differences, but most of them are insignificant. So why have I ranked Sadie lower than Katie? Sadie is more dependent on the friendship than Katie is. Sadie is usually the one to agree with whatever Katie says. Very rarely is it the other way around. Furthermore, when Katie was eliminated in TDI, Sadie did absolutely nothing between "Phobia Factor" and "Who Can You Trust?". When they've together, Sadie and Katie are both shlicking off to Justin and Trent, depriving Trent of personal space, act like bitches to Gwen just because she broke up with Trent, and completely ignore everybody else.

48. Katie - I hate her for the exact same reasons as Sadie. She may even be more shallow than Sadie. The only reason I am ranking Katie above her is potential. We've already seen a season where Sadie outlasts Katie, and it was bleak. In a season where Katie outlasts (or competes without) Sadie, her character could go either one of the three ways: Katie could take a level in badass, become a villain, or she could fade into the darkness like Sadie did in TDI. Of course, I'm not sure why the writers would want to pick the last option when a developed Katie would bring many new and exciting things to the table. It could improve Sadie's character as well. If the writers have given up on those two characters because they cannot see any potential in them (even if I can, at least in one of them for the most part, or if they stop being friends), then I wouldn't be surpirsed.

47. Beth - Beth was awesome in TDI. I don't blame her for choosing to become a part of Heather's alliance (it was early in the series, and Beth was a naive farmer's girl who was still developing her social skills and so on). In fact, it ended up developing Beth's character, as she learned that some people are not to be trusted. She stood up to Heather, engaged in a paintball-battle with her, made some friends and learned never to take items from a cursed island. Then it all went to her head, and all of that development came crashing down in TDA. She kept mentioning all these things she and her boyfriend were good at. Got herself a Gary-Stu boyfriend she just met at the dentist right before TDA (with too much emphasis how hot he is). Despite that last trait (and the fact that she was in Heather's alliance), Beth blindly did what Justin told her to do and believed everything he told her, just because she was infatuated with him (DESPITE HAVING A FUCKING BOYFRIEND AT HOME!). Her random crush on Harold went nowhere. I swear, it was like the writers were desperately trying to force her down our throats. TDA ruined Beth's character beyond repair, and she's never participated in subsequent season. And for a good reason!

46. Topher - Chris is a sadistic, narcissistic, sociopathic, psychopathic asshole, but we love him anyway. Topher is a sadistic, narcissistic, sociopathic, psychopathic asshole, and I hate him. Why is that? Well, whereas Chris's negative traits are played for laughs, and the show would be in limbo without Chris, the show doesn't need Topher at all survive. Okay, so maybe Topher has had an impact on the show. So maybe he is interesting. But the problem is, not only does Topher want to be just like Chris, he actually wants to replace him! Now, if Topher was just a huge Chris fan, then I'd hate him a lot less like him a lot more. But Topher thinks he has the potential to replace Chris solely because he is younger than Chris. For the record, while age can make a difference in television, is does not make a difference when it comes to hosting a show like Total Drama. In fact, hosting a show like Total Drama requires experience, a healthy dose of recovering from failure, and wisdom; traits which Topher has none of. Topher is just a shallow, opportunistic douchebag who is annoying enough to make his castmates glad that Chris is the one hosting the show. There were moments when Topher made me laugh my ass off, but these moments always involved slapstick or some other form of lazer-guided karma. So out I've respect for Chris, I'm ranking him very low.

45. Rodney - From watching the only four episodes Rodney was in, I've noticed three points about his character: a) he's an idiot, b) he has no social skills whatsoever, and c) there's a reasonable chance of somebody taking advantage of Rodney someday, both emotionally and sexually. While these points can make for quality fan fiction material, I just can't see them being used to their full potential on a cartoon for children. The best the writers can do is have whatever character he crushes on get pissed at him or just use him to get ahead in the game. Which is one reason why I'm grateful for fan fiction. But what else is there to this character? Well, he's had crushes on Jasmine, Amy, Scarlett and Samey (who he thought was Amy). And they went nowhere. Will there be a chance of me giving Rodney more credit outside of fan fiction? Until I see those three points happening with another character, and actually going somewhere that can lead to drama, or until a higher-ranking character does something that pisses me off, no. Rodney will remain here.

44. Sierra - Before I go into why I've ranked Sierra where she is, I just want to emphasise that including a stalker in a show like Total Drama was not only a good idea, but it was essential. This is a show about celebraties, after all. But why did they have Sierra stalking only one character (at a time)? She'd be a lot more interesting if she was stalking the whole cast. Whatever, I guess you could say she developed Cody's character, right? Well... I actually liked Cody before TDWT. Also, essential as she was to the show, I must hate Sierra because I honestly would not envy ANYONE she develops a crush on. Sierra gave Cody unwanted foot massages, laced him with drugs, stole his toothbrushes, never left him alone and quite possibly raped him several times. The one time Cody voted her out, which he had every right to do, Sierra went beserk, almost destroyed Team Amazon's hearing with her bawling, and refused to help her team until Cody apologised to her. For WHAT?! For trying to get rid of someone who wouldn't leave him the fuck alone?! As soon as the love triangle bullshit came about, Sierra took advantage of it and started being a c* to Gwen, when she only wanted Gwen gone so that she could have Cody to herself. Gwen never cared for Cody in the first place. Sierra did carry Cody all the way to the final three, but that still doesn't entitle her to sex. Admittedly, Sierra eventually agrees to just be friends with Cody, for which I was grateful. Then came TDAS, where she did the exact same to Cameron as she did to Cody. So she hasn't developed at all, eh? Huff! So yeah; Sierra is clearly not okay with being in the friendzone, and would stalk anyone who reminds her of Cody. Not to mention never getting called out on her actions by anyone but the boys she's victimised. Until Sierra learns that no means "fuck off, I don't want it!", she will remain here!

43. Cody - While I'm calling out Sierra's character on stalking Cody, I might as well call Cody's character out on stalking Gwen. Now, before any of you thinks I'm just overreacting, I'll analyse Cody's actions in TDI and TDWT. In TDI, Cody DID stalk Gwen. He followed Gwen around when she specifically asked to be left alone, sniffed her hair and spied on her while she was changing in the cabin. Yet despite this, he actually believed he had a chance with her. Granted, as soon as Cody found out that Gwen was interested in Trent, Cody backed off and actually arranged for them to go on the same canoe back to Wawanakwa in Up the Creek. So unlike Sierra, Cody can handle being friendzoned and move on. But then Gwen dumped Trent, and Cody went back to stalking Gwen. He got a picture of himself and Gwen taken while Gwen was asleep, expected her to give him his allergy shots and acted like a dick to Duncan for "the horrible crime" of kissing Gwen, and so on. All while he was having Sierra do similar things to him?! Despite this, Cody was more concerned with getting rid of Sierra than helping Gwen out, the girl he's been stalking, when Courtney and Sierra were ganging up on her, resulting in Gwen's elimination. Yet he had the audacity to sigh like he had his favourite toy taken away from him, instead of calling Sierra and Courtney out? Another character who needs to learn that no means "fuck off, I don't want it!". But why have I ranked him above Sierra? Well, Cody may not be that much different from Sierra, but at least you can get him to leave you alone if you threaten to break every bone in his body. With Sierra, you're going to need to have her taken away to a psychiatric ward in a straitjacket to get any peace if she's stalking you.

42. Mike - A year ago, I'd happily confirm that I love Mike. I think inserting a character with DID into the show is a spectacular idea. I still do. In ROTI, his personalities were annoying him. And they were pretty hilarious too. Grumpy Chester, perverted Vito, hyper Svetlana and arrogat Manitoba Smith. They even served as an obstacle to Mike's relationship with Zoey. Then TDAS pounced out of nowhere, cornered me, and now I no longer like Mike. You see, the only reason Mike made it to the finale was because of Mal. Yes, Mal imprisoned Mike in his brain, but that wouldn't have happened if Mike didn't be a dumbass and drop a boulder on his head. Was he trying to fucking kill himself or something?! What harm would it do for Mike to just tell Zoey what was wrong? Not only was she his girlfriend, but she'd also be better at helping him out than Cameron (well, ANYONE would be better at helping ANYONE out than Cameron - useless as tits in a bull). So anyway, Mike pushes a reset button, defeats Mal without even having to lift a finger after pushing that button, becomes a Gary-Stu after becoming one with his personalities (who voluntarily get erased from their plane of existence), wins against his girlfriend in the most boring finale in the show's history, and causes a scandal because Mike's victory over Mal was the biggest anticlimax in the show's entire run. Fuck it, his victory was completely inaccurate, and made his disorder out to be something you can get rid of, which is not the case in real life. Honestly, the most offenisve thing I've ever seen on a kids' show. Plus, Mal was a shitty antagonist, who only caused two eliminations that would've happened anyway and broke people's stuff like a bratty toddler. Another reason why I hate Mike? Well, he took up most of the season's screentime at the expense of other plotlines that actually had potential. So yeah, I hate Mike. Fortunately for him, had it not been for Mike, we wouldn't have Chester, Manitoba Smith, Svetlana or Vito, so I'll rank him out of the bottom ten.

41. Gwen - Yeah, I know what you're thinking. "But Red, I thought you loved Gwen!" Well, you're right. I did. In TDI, Gwen was a badass, lone wolf deadpan-snarker who developed a relationship with Trent despite several bumps in the road, made lots of friends and had an interesting conflict with Heather. So Gwen was in my top five that season which I felt she should've won. In TDA, she was alright. She got closer to Duncan and DJ. She did break up with Trent, but while she should've talked to him about this, and done it privately, you honestly cannot blame her for this. I hated how the Killer Grips, and later the public, treated her like shit for this, even after she threw the challenge in the Chefshank Redemption to make up for Trent throwing challenges, which she did not have to do! But if Gwen stood up to the Grips and told the Gaffers the story, they'd have her back, the Grips would relent, Gwen would've lasted longer and she wouldn't have too many problems. Lost a few points, but I still considered her to be in my top five. TDWT, she gained most of her confidence and snark back. Then she and Courtney outright kidnapped Duncan when they found him in London, instead of honouring his wishes not to return to the show, and kissed Duncan. Yes, Duncan initiated the kiss. Yes, Gwen did not want to lose her reputation again. Yes, Courtney would kil her. But the last two were inevitable, so Gwen should've just confessed to Courtney anyway, rather than hook up with Duncan after he and Courtney broke up. So Gwen fell out of the top five, but remained in the top ten. Remember, it was Duncan who initiated the kiss. And Duncan's relationship with Courtney was dysfunctional, so a break-up would have happened anyway. Just try to imagine Duncan kissing Heather or Sierra instead. How would you react then? My point exactly.

But then came TDAS, and yes, THAT was when I started hating Gwen. I know placing Gwen with the Villains was overkill, considering that kissing Duncan and later hooking up with him being her only two crimes in the past. But rather than be glad that she was on the same team as her boyfriend, and not give a fuck about how other people think of her like she did in TDI, Gwen moped and whined about how she never stole Duncan (without even acknowledging that she did kiss him, causing him and Courtney to break up, and then subsequently hooked up with him, which warrants as stealing somebody's SO), and about how mean her teammates were. Duncan - of ALL people - went out of his way to try and cheer her up, saved her from getting hit by leeches and treated her like a queen. Yet Gwen ignored him, as if she was subtly blaming him for all of her problems. Duncan did get yuppy over Courtney all of a sudden, but Duncan is an attention whore. He was bound to go off his rocker like that at some point after being ignored by his SO who won't tell him what their problems are. Aside from her cold treatment of who was probably the only person on her side that season, Gwen tried too hard to get back in Courtney's good books when all she was doing was getting Courtney injured and coming across as a predator (hence the origin of OOC Gwen in my fics). When Courtney eventually forgave her, they became Katie and Sadie 3.0. Their friendship felt forced and was completely over the top. Then they stopped becoming friends. Let's not forget Gwen's friendships with Cameron and Zoey being ominous replicas of her friendships with Cody and Bridgette. Gwen was eliminated third, after smearing a portrait of Chris in bear shit in an attempt to cover up a smudge she made. Wow! Toilet humour! Write up Gwen's alley! So yeah, I continued to love Gwen when the writers of TDWT wanted to get us to hate her, but ended up hating her when the writers were trying to redeem her character. I guess they missed the point that kissing the SO of someone who could never be emotionally or sexually satisfied fully by said SO and who occasionally abuses said SO is not a moral event horizon. I also guess they missed the point that being a rotten c* to your SO for the sake of a friendship with someone who should be hating your guts is not character development.

40. Geoff - I loved Geoff in TDI. In fact, had there only been TDI, Geoff would've been in my top five. He was a beast that season. Always willing to have fun, always willing to lighten things up a bit when tensions came about and always willing to help. A loyal friend to DJ, Owen and even Duncan (who treated him like shit later in the season), and he was an awesome boyfriend to Bridgette. He even helped Gwen to lighten up and enjoy herself. Unfortunately, TDI was not the only season. And in terms of Geoff's character, that era is silent now. In TDDDDI and the start of TDA, all Geoff did was shift Bridgette. Fuck it, he had practically lost his identity to having sex with his girlfriend. His identity did come back in the Aftermath episodes, then it went a full 180 by the second Aftermath. He literally became the next Chris. But whereas Chris was always like that, and was this in a hilarious way, Geoff was pretty much treating his friends like shit. Putting their lives in danger and attempting to destroy their reputations for no good reason. They were DJ, Gwen, Owen, LeShawna and Heather, the first four of which he previously cared deeply about, no less! He managed to succeed in making Gwen's near crash-and-burn worse by twisting her breakup with Trent and her friendship with Duncan around and make Courtney a bigger bitch as a result. This all came to an end in the third Aftermath, but his relationship with Bridgette continued to be about nothing but sex. Hell, he forgave Bridgette for kissing Alejandro BECAUSE they had sex while they were in the middle of a brawl (though this managed to piss Blaineley off, which I liked). The only notable things he did after that were singing a hate song about Blaineley, revealing that her real name is Mildred and broadcasting some of her embarrassing habits on live TV. TDWT may have rescued him from the scrappy heap for me, but it still didn't do enough to undo the damages he suffered/caused in TDA.

39. Owen - A less subtle writer's pet than Cameron. In fact, he's even a bigger writer's pet than Cameron. While I appreciate that the writers love Owen, which they have a right to do, Owen has received far too much screentime. He was funny in TDI. There were moments when he annoyed me, yes, but there were more moments when he made me laugh. When he screwed up, he got called out on it, or tried to make up for it. I would've preferred if Gwen won that season, but he was an okay character, and he was still funny. But in TDA, the writers were more concerned about getting us to like his character more, rather than actually developing his character. In TDA, Owen caused his team to lose many challenges after Trent was eliminated, but his team forgave him anyway. He was brought back later on in the season to hog more screentime and make lives for his friends who were still competing more miserable. For example, Duncan and Harold were so close to burying the hatchet, and then Owen ruined it. But when the truth came out, only Harold and Courtney were pissed; but they forgave him eventually. And the only humour Owen brought to the table were his eating habits, his fart jokes and his crush on Justin, which all got old by the middle of that season. TDWT was the first season where he didn't make the final five, yet he still made it to the merge. But at least he befriended Noah, got dumped by Izzy and got hated by Alejandro. So the writers finally developed that character, and Owen was liked again. Then came the TDAS finale, where Owen stuffed some of his friends in balloons filled with his own lethal farts and thought nothing of it. Even when eight of them drifted off into a fate of uncertain doom, Owen continued to be an oblivious, jolly little wanker. Way to throw him back into the scrappy heap, writers. So yeah, Owen is back to sucking again. Wah-wah! Still better than he was in TDA though, if that's any consolation.

38. Dakota - Dakota is not necessarily a bad character. She started off as a spoilt, shallow rich girl who became an intern for Chris, got mutated and grew into a giant with Anime-style green hair and a Godzilla-style roar. I'm glad this caused her to be more open-minded, and that her relationship with Sam has made her much less spoilt and shallow than she used to be. But other than becoming Sam's girlfriend and getting a proper taste of reality, there's not really much else to her character. Sure, she can become a rageaholic psychopath in a future season, but we already have Eva and Courtney for that. I honestly can't see her character going anywhere. It feels like they've already completed her character arc. So I don't hate Dakota. Not one bit. It's just unfortunate that I can count the reasons why I should like her on one hand, whereas there are a lot of more interesting characters out there.

37. DJ - I loved DJ in TDI. In fact, had there only been TDI, DJ would've been in my top five (notice a pattern?!). He was awesome that season. He was presented as an easily startled, big softie who just happened to be a big, strong jock. In spite of being easy to scare, DJ's had his moments of badassary. Like when he single-handedly got his team from Boney Island back to Wawanakwa despite his fears of being in water, was one of the few in his team to score a point in the phobia factor challenge, pushed Owen off a cliff and force-fed Trent. Hook Line and Screamer was one of my favourite epiosdes, and DJ was hysterical that episode. So DJ was awesome. TDA came, and DJ was still awesome. Yeah, he had more crybaby moments and less badass ones, but he still stood up to Chef in the end and noped out of the alliance. He even quit the season out of guilt for being in that alliance with Chef. So DJ was still awesome. Until TDWT, that is. Seriously, the guy thought he was cursed because he thought a mummified statue of a dog that he broke was a real dog (even if it was, it was dead, so it shouldn't have mattered). He ended up hurting, sometimes even killing, an animal each episode, and spent each episode throwing challenges to go home because of it. Yet he voted for LeShawna in Germany?! Turns out, the only reason DJ hurt animals was because he BELIEVED he was cursed. If he wasn't a such a superstitious twat, his team wouldn't have been as vulnerable as it was. Harold and Lindsay were also eliminated because of him. Since TDWT, we've only seen him in a brief cameo in ROTI, which he was understandably desperate to bail on. So we haven't yet been told whether DJ has learned his lesson and copped on, or is still incapable of critical thinking. Time will tell, but until then, he will remain here.

36. Dave - At first, Dave was a rip-off of Noah. Sure, it was funny how he found his teammates to be crazy. Then he went crazy, adn that is where things got interesting. Unfortunately, he got crazy just because Sky kept avoiding him at first. He then finds out that Sky truly does love him. Only for it to be revealed that Sky already had a boyfriend. So Dave becomes crazy because he's an entitled bastard. Sky probably should've told him that the "but" was the fact that she already had a boyfriend at home, who she hadn't broken up with yet. But Dave didn't want to hear it and never took Sky avoiding him as a hint that she couldn't love him, even if she wanted to. Yes, Sky used played with his emotions in the finale, but that still did not excuse trying to kill her or Shawn (who had nothing to do with it, and who was even on good terms with Dave). But maybe Dave being a psychopathic entitled bastard could be a good thing. It is interesting to watch, and it opens the door for more crazy shit to happen because Dave is officially insane now. I can definitely see Izzy taking advantage of that.

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7. Jasmine

6. Brick

5. Shawn

4. Chef

3. Izzy

2. Noah

1. Harold

So yeah, that is my list. Done and dusted, after weeks and weeks of working on it and procrastinating. So, I hope you enjoyed reading my profile and getting nightmares from it in the process. So sit back, relax, and enjoy reading my stories, as well as the stories I have added to my favourites.

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Total Drama Returns by The Cheesebub reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 638,621 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/28 - Published: 1/2/2011
Wonder what I think of them? by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
I, THE Alejandro Burromeurto, has joined this site called Fanfiction so I may express my opinions towards the idiota's-I mean contestants who had to compete in the wretched show Total Drama, and I KNOW you all love my opinion my precioso's. Now I may dislike your favorite contestant's but it serves you right if you like butter donkeys and incompetentes...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 23,056 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 1/18/2014 - Alejandro
Families of Total Drama by Karts of Sugar Rush reviews
After Total Drama has somewhat retired, everyone in the cast moved on to work on their futures and kept in touch. Most got together and had families. This is an inside look of those families.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,937 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 10/4/2013
Total Drama Underdogs by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
In this alternate reality of Total Drama Island, a single new event causes Ezekiel to never make his sexist remarks. How drastically will the game change with this one event's intervening?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,487 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Ezekiel, Eva, Harold, Duncan
Total Drama Recall by DeliriousDisposition reviews
We're back, folks! It's season five and things are heating up! I brought back thirty three contestants for the biggest season of Total Drama yet! Join me, Chris McLean, as we unravel the story of this star-studded season in all of its dramatic glory! Chapter twenty-three is up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 218,134 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 7/26/2013
The Pillars of Destiny by Nyhlus reviews
Courtney, Duncan, Heather, Alejandro, Izzy, Noah, the children of six lords, will have to marry one another. The problem is that they all despise each other and don't know which one they will marry. On their way to find out the answer, they discover Izzy ran away. Now they must come together to find her, try to get along for the first time, and come face to face with their destiny.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Noah, Courtney, Duncan
Turns out they're not so famous by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
it was 10 years ago when Sierra left Canada and moved to LA where she ended up working for the paparazzi. She put Total Drama behind her and chose not to look back. Now Sierra finds herself being forced to go back to Canada to write about them! As it turns out, 10 years does a lot to people and she's about to find out that quite a few people have changed.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 56 - Words: 195,171 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 5/4/2013
Turns out they're not good parents by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when two of your favorite characters hook up and have a child? Obviously complete chaos! As it turns out none of them are good parents. How bad are they? What kind of horrible parenting techniques will they try? What kind of couples will be in these situations? Some you would never even imagine! Going to try every single couple I can think of.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,678 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 9/23/2013
Poorly Planned Proposal's by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Sometimes in life you just love someone so much that you could purpose right now at this very moment and sometimes that's a really bad idea especially when you're not dating that person or if they're in the middle of something else at the time you ask them.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 1/24/2014
Total Drama Chaos! by Knifez reviews
Season 5. Thirty-eight contestants, a bucketful of drama, and a whole lot of pain! Join I, Chris Mclean, as I host another season with the thirty-eight campers you've grown to enjoy..seeing hurt! Who will win the most chaotic season of Total Drama? A rest day allows some development to unfold. Is the next person eliminated now set in stone? (First 14 chapters need rewriting.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 279,076 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Mr. Coconut
Total Drama Avengeance: Old Losers vs New Losers by chrisATD1 reviews
Chris brings back 22 teens from past seasons that haven't won a season yet, based on the US rankings (except Season 4), and pits the team of originals against the the team of the latest losers. Chapter 32 is now up! All Total Drama contestants will have a part in this story.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 235,418 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/22 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Camp TV: Sunset Cruise by TheDarkLegate reviews
Ten heroes compete against ten villains- and six poor, unfortunate souls are dragged into the brawl! Join our new host as she navigates my farewell season of Camp TV. Hearts will break, friendships will form, a sinister force takes charge of the game- and... is that Bill Cipher?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,570 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 9/11/2014
Fair Fun by Snakeshark196 reviews
Gwen and Duncan are going to the fair. It's Duncan's first time, so how will it go for him? Will he have fun and what will he do? Dedicated to Wish I was a Pirate's b-day.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13
Despair Island by Knifez reviews
What if Total Drama Island wasn't a campy reality show? What if it was a pitch by the Canadian government for the newest form of entertainment; a more sinister form of entertainment? Join twenty-two teens and their dark journey throughout eight weeks as they compete for life itself. At the end, only one shall live. A reimagining of Total Drama Island using the original cast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,634 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Chris M.
Will to Live by Knifez reviews
(ITS BACK!) Season 5 is over, and all through the cast, not a creature was stirring, not even a... OH MY GOD, A HORDE OF ZOMBIES! The Total Drama gang are forced to survive a zombie apocalypse. Obviously, not everyone makes it through. Can the tattered remains of the TD gang survive zombies, bandits, and each other? Includes TDI-TDPI. (Rewrite for first eight chapters in-progress.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,070 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Gwen, Noah, Harold
Cody's Birthday by ChrisMcLean-Cody-Duncan-TD reviews
"Today is my birthday, Mommy. I'm six," he declared, using his fingers to count up. "Happy birthday, Cody," his mom muttered to him. "Are we going to celebrate?" Cody asked anxiously, the words barely escaping his mouth. "I've got to work, sweetie. Maybe next year," his mom said, a fake smile spreading across her lips.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/22
Take 2: Back in Action! by Knifez reviews
After the success of Pahkitew Island, the producers of Total Drama think that new contestants are the way to go. They tell Chris to head back to the old film lot with another million dollars and 30 misfits. With new challenges, 3 teams, and surprise twists at every corner, no one knows whose going to win; and is there a dark presence looming in the shadows of this abandoned studio?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,378 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/6 - Published: 12/7/2014
Please, let me go by deviantartsbiglover reviews
When Noah and Cody's relationship reaches a certain member of the cast's ears, that member grows furious. Furious enough to steal Chris's plane, the million dollars... and take Cody with him. Pairings: AleCody, NoCo.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Cody, Noah, Alejandro
The New Chris McLean by ChrisMcLean-Cody-Duncan-TD reviews
'His team lost the challenge, yes, but even if they eliminated him and tortured him for now, he would soon have more power over them. He would have more power over all of them. He was soon eliminated and told Chris that he would be going home. But, oh, was Topher wrong.'
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3 - Topher - Complete
Stronger Together by SapphireEJ reviews
Drew and Rick's happy reunion is ruined when an accident puts Rick's life in danger. Drew comes out to support the man he loves. Rick's faced with a permanent physical change, but knows he's not alone, because he and Drew have always been and always will be... stronger together. (M/M fic - don't read if you don't like!) (Spoilers up to 'The Night Shift' episode 1x08 - 'Save Me')
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 87,938 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Drew A., Rick
Thirty Days by Knifez reviews
The day after Shawn gets back from TDPI, he gets ill, only to wake up and be told he has a rare form of brain cancer. Given thirty days until the operation that has a 5% success rate, Shawn, an orphan, decides to spend his likely very last thirty days with Jasmine by traveling to Australia to visit her. Join them on the adventures they have before the dreaded day comes. Not sappy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,290 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Jasmine (TDPI), Shawn
101 Ways to Annoy Noah by Snakeshark196 reviews
A collection of ways a person could annoy Noah if they knew him personally. Kind of like ways to annoy your teacher or roommate. Rated T for some things.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/31 - Complete
Total Drama Island Rewritten by Light of the Dawn reviews
Thirty-seven teens. One hundred thousand dollars. One summer. Friendships, betrayals and summer romances abound. AU Total Drama Season 1! With Alejandro and Jo in an underhanded battle for control of the Screaming Gophers, Heather's alliance falling apart at the seams and Scott whittling away at his own team, there's no telling who will be sent home next. Canon&fanon pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,485 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - [Courtney, Duncan] [Heather, Alejandro]
Heroes VS Villains! by Knifez reviews
When Chris needs to make a new season, Chris decides that, instead of finding new contestants, he would go through the files of the past contestants and bring back the best contestants that really left an impression on Total Drama and bring them all back for the ultimate game of Heroes VS. Villains. Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and RedEyedWarrior. TDAS Redux.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,907 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Chris M., Courtney, Harold, Jo
Finding Heather by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather had the perfect life that any girl her age would want. She lived in a mansion and her famous Father allowed her to do whatever she wanted, in fact the only thing he wouldn't let her do is be on his reality show and now she's finding why, She's not really his Daughter and he kidnapped her. Now she's forced to live with her real parents, a sister and brother too, She hates it
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,348 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 8/1/2014
Do over by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
After getting sent to exile and getting completely wasted, Duncan finds himself questioning every decision he's made on the show! So when a talking mutated shark tells him he can have a second chance he takes it thinking the whole conversation was just a drunken conversation that was all in his head. Now he's back to season one and it's his choice what he decides to do!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,723 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan, the sharks
Challenging Changes by Bloodlace reviews
Just a one-shot (Might become a story) about Brick and Scott going on a hike together when Brick's in a life and death situation and Scott has to save him. Brick/Scott for all the shippers of this paring.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17 - Brick, Scott
I'm going to marry an underage contestant! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
In order for Chris to keep his job and get to host another season his contract states that he needs to get married and since he can't leave in the middle of filming TDWT he decides he only has one option...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 140,607 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Chris M., Courtney
Duncan's guide to Dating, Cheating and Breaking up with everyone! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Yep, he's done it! Duncan has managed to date every single person who has ever been on the show including Chris, Chef and Blainley! Now he's going to be a dead man soon, but before they kill him he's going to give you his secrets to how he managed to do this!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 22,014 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Duncan - Complete
A Girl's Night in Hell by Kamari the Mighty reviews
The Total Drama girls meet up in Las Vegas for a party, hoping for some fun time away from the guys. But things quickly go sideways when one of them ends up dead, leading to a terrifying game of life and death. Slightly AU. Rated M for lots of violence and some profanity.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,960 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Complete
Welcome to the nut house! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather kills her boyfriend Alejandro and finds herself admitted into the nuthouse! There she meets many people who all have their own secrets and stories to share! Alejandro/Heather Noah/Cody Trent/Gwen with hints of Sierra/Cody and Duncan/Courtney as well as Mike/Zoey in later chapters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,713 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 8/28/2011
The Reaper by KJMusical reviews
23 days before Halloween, a figure in a Grim Reaper costume is murdering innocent people. Can the HTF Town Police stop this madman before it's too late? R&R. Rating may change. Don't like? Don't read!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Flaky, Nutty - Complete
Reality Rush: the Million Dollar Express by TheDarkLegate reviews
Co-written by Technow. Geoff and Blaineley host as sixteen brand-new competitors ride the rails in an effort to win a million dollars in this spin-off series.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14
Two Blondes and a Number Cultist by ewisko reviews
Blaineley and Sugar, both partnered up together for a challenge, are lost on the island. However that's the least of their worries, Psycho DJ's Momma is on a rampage and Trent and Brick have concocted a crazy plan for the nine god? Will they make it out alive? Probably not. Secret Santa for 'MostAwesomeTDFan' of the Total Drama Writers Forum.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Trent, Blaineley, Brick, Sugar
Total Insanity Island by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
Chris McLean is running low on ratings after the end of Total Drama Island. But he finds his ex-campers to still be the talk of the world...so why not bring them back for one more round on the Island, exploiting their traumatic experience for his own personal gain? Secret Santa gift for The Sarcasm Master.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2014
Christmas Death by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
The death of the most loved contestant in all of Total Drama history.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/17/2014 - Complete
A Codette World Tour by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
Takes place during TDWT. Bridgette and Geoff never reconciled after their arguments and break up before TDWT. After a mishap, Cody ends up on Team Victory. And with Alejandro wooing Bridgette, can Cody save Bridgette before it's too late? Cody/Bridgette.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,908 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Cody, Bridgette - Complete
No Longer Cold by Snakeshark196 reviews
Noah's at a Christmas get together at Chris's mansion. He's asked to do a small favor and what happens? It goes all wrong when he gets trapped in the basement. But he's not alone, so who is this person and how will Noah escape?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,513 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2014
Camp TV: Off the Air by TheDarkLegate reviews
Car chases, gaming sessions, heart to heart talks, killer animatronics, and musical numbers! See what your favorite contestants are up to when the cameras stop rolling on CTV: Sunset Cruise!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/29/2014
Total Drama High School by Blazerxz reviews
Before TDWT, Chris hosts a season with 12 Veterans and 12 Rookies at an abandoned high school! Day 18 is here! The final six are tasked with testing out a new machine Chris wants to use in future seasons. At the same time, it's another sponsored challenge. Who's sponsoring this challenge? More importantly, what is the device Chris wants to test?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 196,565 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Chris M.
Nerds in Occasional Communication by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
After months of having a very distant relationship, Harold takes action on the situation, and tried to get Noah's attention for once. Birthday gift for RedEyedWarrior!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Complete
Devious Dinner by Snakeshark196 reviews
Alejandro and Heather have been dating for a while now. But neither have met each others parents before. So Alejandro goes over to dinner at Heathers to meet her folks. How exactly will it go?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
Blank Space by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan knows Courtney's insane and he tries to warn Scott when he wants to date Courtney. Unfortunately Scott didn't take Duncan's advice and Courtney has a blank space in her heart but she's willing to write Scott's name...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2014
Nine Superiority by Snakeshark196 reviews
Trent and Noah are roommates and maybe a bit more. Everyday they have the same routine together. And it doesn't make it easy on Noah who has a nine obsesser for a roommate. So after he's set on fire. Trouble arises and Noah has to face the punishments of Nine. Rated M for language and sexual references.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Izzy, Noah, Trent - Complete
Six Ways to Impress Your Girlfriend by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Alejandro wants to make Heather happy, but she refuses to divulge her likes and dislikes, so Alejandro has to take matters into his own hands. What flowers does Heather like? Does she like public affection? Alejandro aims to discover it all. Basically six linked drabbles. Happy birthday, Unfathomed Stars!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/10/2014 - [Alejandro, Heather] - Complete
Apocalyptic Drama by Snakeshark196 reviews
For two years a Zombie Apocalypse has plagued the entire planet. Now its been 6 months since a cure has been found and now the walkers numbers are numbered. The TD cast has been dwindled as well and now the ones that remain alive will be forced into a competition. Yet another Total Drama Season. This time the challenges will include REAL zombies. Rated T, for B, V, L, and some SC.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,718 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014
Paparazzi Paranoia by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris is finally allowing the contestants to return back to their old lives! Now that they're all back home, they have to deal with all the crazy rumors and constant camera flashes created by the paparazzi.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,000 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013
Dear Father by AutumnSkyy reviews
Lana knew that if she kept insisting she would have given in. She couldn't allow herself that decision. For Wendy and those women who could fall victims to him. She did not want another woman to go through what she or Wendy went through. It would be too much. So she would go through with it. She would raise Bloody Face's son.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 102,098 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/23/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Lana W., Dr. Thredson - Complete
Total Poem Drama by I Am TIAW reviews
Running out of ideas, Chris forces the campers to write poems of their experiences on the show. Some go a little crazy, but most write legitimate poems of all different styles and rhyme scenes. What started as Chris' bad idea becomes an awesome poem collection! Newest Poem: Zoey. Next Poem: Cameron.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 39 - Words: 20,306 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013
Lemons for Creepy Couples by I Am TIAW reviews
Let's face it, Total Drama has a lot of creepy couples. Ever wondered what happens when some of them try to get intimate? Well, now you have a chance to find out. From TrentX9 to Feral ZekeXAnne Maria, all the creepy couples will get their own lemon. Newest Lemon: ChefXLindsay. Next Lemon: ChefXIzzy.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,977 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/24/2014
Library of One-Shots by I Am TIAW reviews
This is a collection of insane one-shots, with every chapter being its own unrelated story. Newest one-shot: Duncan lost a bet and has to spend a night in a ghost town on an abandoned island. Unfortunately for him, it's full of carnivorous donkeys. That's right, you heard me, carnivorous donkeys.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,353 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Complete
Lost by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Three months after All Stars, Duncan is released from prison. He has nowhere to stay, however, after he is told he can't come home. Just when he feels lost, someone finds him. Can Duncan find himself? Or will he be lost forever? Pairings inside. Rated T for safety.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,788 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Duncan, Zoey
Trent Versus Ten by I Am TIAW reviews
When Trent realizes Mike from ROTI has a ten-loving, nine-hating personality, he knows he must do something. He goes to drastic measures, but when Lindsay gets wrapped up in it, good things do not await the number cultist. Psycho Trent one-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Trent, Mike, Lindsay - Complete
Ice Cold by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Gwen always loved using her ice powers to play pranks with her brother Duncan when they were kids. Unfortunately, this doesn't last and years later, they barely know each other. Even worse, their parents die in a tragedy. At Gwen's coronation, things go wrong and the kingdom of Wawanakwa gets a lot colder. Will Duncan and Gwen become close again? And how will their lives change?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,194 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2014 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Gwen, Duncan
The Big Swap by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
After a mishap Chris caused during a presentation, all 38 contestants, and not to mention Mr. Coconut seemed to have all swapped bodies. Now, they all have to go on an adventure of a life time to get their own bodies back. This will be one heck of a wild ride.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
Total Drama Fan-Fiction Theater by Helmet 798 reviews
Chef Hatchet hosts season 4.5 of Total Drama! 21 Contestants from all 4 seasons, plus 3 OCs, will compete in challenges based off of Total Drama Fan-Fics, to win 750,000 dollars! [On hiatus until the end of the year]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Courtney, Tyler, OC
I've got you by wilsonstories reviews
My first fanfic about Drew and Rick from the TV show the night shift. For those who haven't watched it yet, please do. Episode six is heartbreakingly good. I hope you all like this story and please let me know what you think.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Drew A. - Complete
Desired Comfort by Snakeshark196 reviews
Katie has just been eliminated from TDI. And she's very upset as she heads to the playa. Who's there to help her, non other than Noah. Dedicated to Delirious Disposition for his birthday.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Complete
How Do I Live by AJOregon reviews
Drew's past meets his present. His backstory...I suck at summaries but I promise I am better writing the stories!
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,919 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Drew A. - Complete
Unstable Island by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
14 campers are returning to compete for a million dollars on a cheaply made copy of Camp Wawanakwa! Watch as they pit it out in the most grueling challenges, eat the most disgusting of food, and make or break some great friendships! Who will win? Who will fall? Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama: Unstable Island!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 8/15/2014
Sidekick by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
After being disqualified from the game, Scarlett is now banned from staying at the playa so that means it's up to Scarlett to find a way to make this situation slightly better especially when she's stuck with the only other person who was disqualified from the game, Max. Scarlett is just going to have to make him realize that he's actually her sidekick.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Scarlett, Max] - Complete
I Am ZEKE by The Cheesebub reviews
He was a man. A man betrayed by the ones he trusted. A man who lost it all. A man humiliated with the whole world watching. And ultimately, he was a man forgotten. But his story won't end there. Out of the ashes, a toque-wearing phoenix shall rise. Come follow Ezekiel as he sets forth on an epic comeback adventure. (Co-write with TIAW)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Ezekiel
Team Alexander and Callahan by funnywithachanceofmurder reviews
""Are you kidding?" he scoffs. "Team Alexander and Callahan? We're gonna be great," he asserts confidently." Post ep 1x05. Topher and Janet have an important question for TC and Jordan.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/16/2014 - Jordan A., TC Callahan, Topher Z. - Complete
I'll See You Next Tuesday by rosie-sky reviews
"Someone's smitten with a certain Latin heartthrob?" "No. I was just curious is all? He's usually here before us." Duncan rolled his eyes. "You're in denial Pasty, you like Alejandro. Just admit it." "I don't." she insisted.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 60,143 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Gwen, Alejandro
Our Problems by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Everyone has problems that they face. But we only see what we are shown of the Total Drama characters. What problems do they face inside? Collections of angst one-shots, one for each character. Current: Trent. Next: Alejandro. Rated T for dark themes.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Lindsay, Trent
Shaving by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris shaves his beard because of Topher, because of this Courtney won't go out to dinner with him. Courtney decides that she is going to pay a little visit to Topher for making Chris change his looks.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] Topher - Complete
Define 'Sexytime' by ThePessimisticRainbow reviews
It's no doubt that Noah and Cody have a lot of fangirls pairing them up as a couple, and they realize it, but they never thought a deranged one would kidnap them for her own fantasies. Will they escape? Will anyone come to rescue them? Let's hope so.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,387 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Pain in the Neck by Snakeshark196 reviews
Courtney needs her tonsils taken out. Chris is forced to take her. What will happen when she can't talk and he is forced to try and figure it all out? Find out now.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,995 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Complete
Total Drama Maternity by ChibiSatan reviews
Chris Invites all The First to Third season Female Campers Back for a Reunion on the Island 7 Years after the show Ended. He thinks It's a Great idea. But there's a Catch. They're ALL Pregnant. How are Chris And Chef gonna handle this? Especially since One Specific Ex-Camper is on Her Ninth Month. Rated M for Slight Vulgar Language, Violence, Child Birth and Suggestive Content.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/14/2014 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Chris M., Bridgette, Blaineley
Just Sitting At Home While Someone Ruins My Life! by InoYamanaka1 reviews
Courtney is not exactly the same in TDA and in TDWT why? BECAUSE it's NOT her she's actually at home while the fake ruins her life will anyone find out? And is Chris in on it?Duh! Follow our favorite characters as they find out about the real Courtney!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,792 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Courtney
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm not that fine! The host has lost his mind! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer is plain to see! I wanna be normal! I wanna live far away from this place! So, I'll pack my bags and head to space! Even that is still to close! Na Na Na Na Nananananananananana! The cast writes letters to their parents about their lives on the show!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,502 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Don't drop the soap by Slendie258 reviews
During a harmless shower, at home nonetheless, you would expect dropping the soap to be fine right? Wrong! DJ drops the soap and it isn't pretty.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [DJ, Duncan] Chef Hatchet - Complete
My Little Duncan Doll by The-Normal Twit-Nya reviews
Alejandro has a crush on a certain male cast-mate, and with Sierra's help, gets his desires fulfilled. Contains Chrisney, Implied Aleheather and AleDuncan.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Courtney, Duncan, Sierra, Alejandro - Complete
6 Months In Jail: The Life Of a Delinquent Gone Soft by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
Duncan was, as much as he hated to admit it, in denial. He knew that he, Duncan Carter, was at complete fault and deserved to be thrown in jail for much, MUCH more than the meagre 6 months he was dealt with at court. If only he could accept that, he wouldn't feel as terrible. But acceptance was a long way away from Duncan to reach.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Duncan
Contentment by The Sarcasm Master reviews
Tyler has always loved sports. So what happens when he's confined to a wheelchair for the rest of his life? Tyler doesn't have enough love in this fandom, so I decided to create a one-shot for him. Written for the one year anniversary of the Total Drama Writer's Forum. :)
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Tyler - Complete
Reminiscent by Ways reviews
Finally fed up with Total Drama, Courtney decides to leave and never come back. Will she return? Is normal life all she thought it would be? Will she actually miss Playa Des Losers? Find out in Reminiscent. *For the one year anniversary of the Total Drama Writers Forum*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Courtney - Complete
Well now they know by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney didn't have Duncan first, Gwen did back in season one when they made a promise to each other. Gwen never mentioned it to Courtney but since it happened on international TV she just had to tell her and Courtney wasn't happy about it but it's okay because now they know.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,104 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/23/2014 - [Gwen, Duncan] Courtney - Complete
Dear My Lover by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
Gwen is in love, deep, DEEP love with someone. Her love is so deep that she wrote them a heartfelt letter that she felt spoke from the heart. Who did she write the letter to? Cody? Duncan? Trent? Courtney! Is the letter even to one of them? Will Gwen's Lover feel the same way about her? All questions answered and more in Dear My Lover!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Gwen - Complete
Nine is Love by Anatee Takaramono reviews
Nine is life.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Trent - Complete
Total Drama: Screen Stealers vs Underdogs by Unfathomed Stars reviews
18 fan favorites are coming back to Camp Wawanakwa for another season of Drama! Watch as they pit it out against each other during challenges, make new friendships, maybe even more then friendships, and manipulation as you tune in to see the most dramatic, gutwrenching, season yet when we return for for Total Drama: Screen Stealers vs. Underdogs! Cowrite with Wish I Was a Pirate.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,780 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
TDWT My Way! by InoYamanaka1 reviews
Wouldn't it be awesome if Courtney were always the sweet girl she appeared to be on TDI? What would happen if she was and Duncan still cheats on her with Gwen? Full Summary inside! Vote inside!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Courtney
Total Drama Jurassic Park by I Am TIAW reviews
When Chris hosts Total Drama's 5th season on Isla Sorna, things are about to go deadly wrong. After a savage dinosaur attack kills many of the cast and crew, the remaining are forced on a desperate quest for survival. Who will survive, if anyone? And who will become a T-Rex's next meal? Supspense, adventure, and action all abound in Total Drama Jurassic Park. Final chapter now up!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,197 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Complete
Our little secret by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Jen and Jonsey like the fact they get to live in the same house, especially when Jonsey gets drunk and they share a bed. There was no denying the attraction was there.
6teen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Jen M., Jonesy G.] - Complete
Nap Time by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney's always in a bad mood at the playa and Chris just thinks she should take a nap with hm to calm down.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Creepy Lawsuit by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
Gwen is in big trouble unless she can find a lawyer. But will she develop feelings for her new attorney, or just a creepy obsession? One sided Gwourtney. Rated M. Co-Write with Unfathomed Stars!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2014 - Gwen, Courtney
Fifty Shades of Gwen by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
What happens when Gwen and Courtney have a little reunion? Does Gwen manage to control herself around Courtney or will Courtney's beautiful curves be too much the the Goth to handle? Find out right here, right now, on Fifty Shades of Gwen! *One sided Gwourtney*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Courtney - Complete
Steamboat Zeke by I Am TIAW reviews
Ezekiel is a steamboat captain in 1911 who, with the help of first mate Cody and a shady gambler named Geoff, conspires to win 100,000 by breaking the record for fastest ship. Unfortunately, things go disastrously badly, as usual.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Ezekiel, Geoff, Cody, Heather - Complete
Mindless Smarts by Snakeshark196 reviews
Lindsay wants to leave. Harold wants to help. But her blank mind gets him mad but helps anyway. Linold one shot. Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Lindsay, Harold - Complete
Teenaged Slang by Blue Saturday reviews
Of stupid phrases that today's youth use, and Chef Hatchet having no idea what they mean.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Chef Hatchet - Complete
Not Meant to Be by GreenPokeGuy reviews
I am hopelessly in love with my best friend. And it kills me every day that I'm not with him. That fate has decided that our love isn't meant to be.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Complete
Kitchen Chaos by Slendie258 reviews
DJ receives an invitation to Chef Hatchet's kitchen, what he faces is not what he expected at all. Written for RedEyedWarrior with I'll Cover Angel and Collins. Rated M because, well there is reasoning behind it.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Chef Hatchet, DJ
Total Drama Road Trip by Slendie258 reviews
The producers give season six the all clear and Chris and Chef are the hosts once again and every contestant must compete once again, on a road trip across Canada and America!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
An Anticlimatic Finale by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Courtney and Trent make it to the finale, and it ends a lot quicker than expected. Why? And how did they get to the finale?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Chris M., Trent, Courtney - Complete
Not a Typical Day in the Life of a CIT by GreenPokeGuy reviews
At the Playa, Courtney is woken up way before she's ready, so the rest of her day is pretty... annoying. And we all know what happens when Courtney gets annoyed... Rated T for language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Courtney - Complete
Love by Music by Snakeshark196 reviews
Tyler breaks up with Lindsay. Only one around to comfort her is Trent. How will things go? Will they hook up or will he make things worse. Warning: things are kind of rushed.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Lindsay, Trent] - Complete
Tea Party Panic by Snakeshark196 reviews
Noah and Izzy have a tea party. Noah doesn't want to, but Izzy forces him to. Nizzy friendship.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2014 - Izzy, Noah - Complete
Demented Dawn by Snakeshark196 reviews
Dawn is mediating in the forest. Izzy and Gwen come along and change that. Dawn will now go on an adventure she never could have imagined. Especially when you have Izzy with you. Warning this is very demented and not meant for younger viewers.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Gwen, Izzy, Dawn - Complete
Psycho Trent: The 9 ate 7 Chronicles by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
The new joke would be "Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 ate 7!" Now he just needed to figure out how to make everybody say it. This is... the Psycho Trent: The 9 ate 7 chronicles.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2014
Staci's family tree by Slendie258 reviews
When Staci decides to show the other contestants her family tree, things take a turn for the worst and craziness ensues. Rated M for violence, blood, sex and curse words. Co-Written with Snakeshark196.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Staci - Complete
Heart Collector by Snakeshark196 reviews
Trent likes hearts. He likes to collect them. Rated M for blood. This is really a random one shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Trent - Complete
Trent and the Love Nonagon by Unfathomed Stars reviews
Trent is horrified by the idea of a love triangle- three sides! Are they crazy? So it's up to him to make sure all the drama is centered around a nine sided shape! But how to get people into the nonagon? Being crazy makes it pretty tough.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Trent
Izzy and Dawn's insane Adventure! by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
Izzy was escaping the RCMP yet again when she came across a very sane girl called Dawn. Izzy had two goals now, A: Get away from the RCMP and B: Make this girl become as insane as her. Will she succeed in her 2 missions? Izzy better, or else she could be facing a LOT of jail time...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,763 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Izzy, Dawn - Complete
Nine Windows by Snakeshark196 reviews
Trent loves nine, he will do anything for it. Even if it meant killing someone. Things go wrong, real wrong. But as long as Ninth God is pleased, who cares right. Warning: this is a very demented story. Viewer discretion is advised. Trentx9
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - Trent - Complete
Gwen's Desires by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
Gwen is sick of being on Total Drama with nothing to do at all. She often wonders why Chris always gets whatever he desires! Gwen has desires too, she's decided she's not keeping them to herself anymore.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,452 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Complete
Courtney takes Action by Snakeshark196 reviews
Courtney wants to be in TDA and will do anything to get on it. So she confronts Chris and demands it. What happens when he says no? Courtney has no other choice to use Tactic 4 on him. Courtney may be OOC here. This is not for younger audience, so be advised of the sexual content inside. Enjoy.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
Second Chance by Snakeshark196 reviews
Gwen broke up with Duncan cause he thought to much of Courtney. What happens when their partnered for a challenges. Could things change for the better or will things get worse. Psycho Trent is also in this so be warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Gwen, Duncan] - Complete
Crazy Ideas, Crazier People by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Izzy, Trent, Sierra and Gwen are bored. So they get together and plan something. This can't be good... Crack, insanity. Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Gwen, Izzy, Trent, Sierra - Complete
Outhouses aren't for that by Slendie258 reviews
Alejandro and Heather want to do something fun in the outhouse, but no one else is letting them do that. Will they ever get to do what they want?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Trapped Together by Snakeshark196 reviews
It's been years since they have seen each other. When Chris and Courtney get trapped in an elevator, alone together. How will things go? Find out. There is a very important message encrypted inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,480 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Dark Ambitions by Snakeshark196 reviews
Duncan is recently released from prison. What will he do when he finds Zoey is being tormented by Mal, when Mike is no longer in the picture. Rated T for blood and severe violence. Zoey/Duncan. First one shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2014 - [Duncan, Zoey] - Complete
Chef's Little Problem by Slendie258 reviews
Chef has a little problem, and he needs Duncan to fix it. Also contains, Scott, Brick, Noah and a crazy Trent. Rated M for scarring material and sexual content.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Chef Hatchet, Trent, Duncan
Going on a World Tour by Karts of Sugar Rush reviews
Ezekiel is stopped from losing the stick for the challenge and that saves him from a mess with Team Victory as well as the future that would cause him to go crazy. Meanwhile, Duncan has still quit the season and is forced to take the Drop of Shame. Part of the 'Total Drama Underdog' saga.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Chris M., Duncan, DJ, Ezekiel - Complete
Original Characters by Blue Saturday reviews
The entire concept grew to frustrate Chris Mclean.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Trouble I Have Seen by Kamari the Mighty reviews
Twenty years after All-Stars, Dawn stands as the last living member of the Total Drama cast. Join her as she reflects on the events that led the others to their downfall. AU. Contains very little dialogue, just so you're aware. Rated M for violence, drug use, character death, language, and dark, mature themes.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,407 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Dawn
Zoey's Wild Intimate Get Together by GreenPokeGuy reviews
When Chris leaves Zoey in charge of looking after his mansion, Zoey takes the opportunity to invite her boyfriend and some friends over for an intimate get together. With someone's interference, though, things start to go wild... Some Zuncan, Gidgette and Aleheather moments, but mostly Zoey-centric. Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins and inspired by 'Candace Party'.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Zoey, Duncan] Gwen, Bridgette - Complete
Teddy Bear Crisis! by Wish I Was A Pirate reviews
B lost his Teddy Bear. He needs help to find it. Problem: He can't speak to tell anybody he lost it. Solution: He has a photo to show everyone what teddy was. 2nd Problem: Most people didn't understand why a 17 year old guy carried around a picture of himself in pajama's with a teddy bear. B didn't have a solution for that. Collaboration with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Complete
The Morning by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Courtney woke up to find that she was in bed with someone after a heavy night of drinking. Gasp! What will happen now? Hints of Chrisney. Rated T.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Literally sleeping with Chef by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When we last left Chris in charge of the playa, he didn't have a bed and he made a few mistakes and paid the price for it and he has Noah to thank for that! Now he's allowed to host the show, he's just not allowed to stay at the playa with teenagers! So he left the one person he knew he could trust in charge! That person is Chef Hatchet and he's not having much luck either...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/15/2013
Getting Revenge by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Courtney and Duncan are dating again after All Stars, but when he leaves his phone behind, Courtney finds out he's dating Zoey as well! Furious, Courtney plans to gets her revenge, and Zoey is eager to help... A Duncan/Courtney/Zoey triangle, but more of a Courtney/Zoey 'friendship'.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Courtney, Duncan, Zoey] - Complete
Not the One by GreenPokeGuy reviews
After All Stars, Mike's personalities come back and Zoey has had enough. Duncan sees her by herself and comes over to talk. They talk about the past and become closer. Slight Zuncan/Doey. Co-written with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Duncan, Zoey - Complete
Total Drama Back To The Island by Slendie258 reviews
For the fifth season Chris brings the twenty-four original contestants back to the island, again, where they will compete for 3,100,001 in wacky challenges, there will be heartbreak, alliances, back stabbing and a crazy Izzy, what more do you need. Pairings: Gwuncan (unfortunately) Gidgette, one sided Coderra and some pairing I am keeping a secret.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,777 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Crossing of Worlds by MrAwesome1999 reviews
Set one week after the events of Big Picture Show, The Gourd's invention for revenge backfires causing the kids of the cul-de-sac to be sucked into different Cartoon Network shows. Now it's up to the Eds and a few friends along the way to rescue the Cul-De-Sac Kids and Defeat the Gourd
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,988 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Complete
Changing Feelings by GreenPokeGuy reviews
When Geoff wakes up in the morning, he finds that Duncan is acting unusual towards him. He also finds that he feels different around Duncan. What is making Geoff feel so awkward around his best friend? Duncan/Geoff, hinted Gidgette. Set during 'X-Treme Torture'. Slightly AU.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Geoff, Duncan] - Complete
Love is a Crazy Thing by Kamari the Mighty reviews
Just a little Gwizzy one shot I wrote as a Valentine's gift for the fandom. Basically Gwen and Izzy are in a relationship that began on Valentine's and they are celebrating the anniversary of their first date, while also dealing with some personal issues. One shot. Slightly AU. Rated T for brief, mild sex and a few curse words.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Gwen, Izzy] - Complete
Total Drama: The Cover-Up by reposurgeon2 reviews
A recent finding proves that Total Drama is really a false series made to take children away from their abusive parents, learn the what the lives of these contestants were like before they were taken away
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,616 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 4/13/2013
Hot Guy-Deprived by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Deciding to date more, Heather asks a hot guy out, and got someone else to spend the evening with instead. Oneshot (or not, who knows).
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Heather, Harold
Living the Life with the Lifeguards by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Gwen has to bring Cody to the beach due to her father's wishes, and much to her chagrin. But what happens when two blond lifeguards make the situation better for both the goth and the geek? AU, Codette and Gweoff.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,724 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Geoff, Gwen] [Cody, Bridgette]
It's More Than Just a Bad Dream by inzypinz reviews
An unlikely alliance between Fiona Goode, the Supreme of the Coven, and Marie Laveau, the Voodoo Queen as they fight together against the witch hunters. Set more than halfway into the current AHS season. Rated M for future chapters. This will end up being Fiona/Marie, so if you don't like it, don't read it. I don't own any of this, this is purely for fun.
American Horror Story - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/17/2014 - Marie L., Fiona G.
Total Drama Island Rewritten by AlmightyOZ reviews
What if the elimination order on Total Drama Island was different? Would it affect the whole series? Would relationships, protagonists, and antagonists be switched as well? In this fanfiction piece I rewrite Total Drama Island with a different elimination order, reward challenges, and lots of both new and old drama! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out right here, right now!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,151 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Care for You by FabiFabi reviews
Lumpy's grandpa dies leaving behind a daughter. When no one takes her in, he decides to care for her.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Lumpy, Flaky
Jeans by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
Courtney has to go to college and leave her best friend Gwen behind, but not before she discovers something important. Gwenney oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Gwen, Courtney] - Complete
The Life of an Antagonist by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
"The ten-year-old can't help but wonder why meetings, golf, and dates are more important than she is." Just a fic containing the life stories of the antagonists, from Heather to Scott. Slight AleHeather, one-sided Justin/Courtney.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Heather, Justin, Alejandro, Scott
Deed Done Five Times by Karts of Sugar Rush reviews
Five times Duncan has been involved in the show gives him five opportunities to do things. One particular action Duncan did when the cameras weren't rolling, he enjoyed doing to mess with Chris. This delinquent deed just happened to involve the egotistical host's wallet.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,351 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Duncan, Chris M. - Complete
Housewife by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney plans on going to college, Chris has another idea.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
The Black Friday Games by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
Happy Black Friday Games! And may the odds be ever in your favor! Cody and DJ rush to the stores to get presents for each other. Oneshot. Merry Christmas, RedEyedWarrior!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Cody, DJ - Complete
Parenting Class by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
When Chris had to take parenting classes for his son, he never really knew what he was signing up for. Merry Christmas, TheImpossiblyAwesomeWriter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/19/2013 - Chris M., Owen, Trent
Lightning Gets Cheated by Jesus.Lives reviews
Lightning isn't named MVP. He rings his respective girlfriends to tell them the news. A Joning VS LightAnne fic. Warning: not much of a story, mostly to make a point that LightAnne sucks more than any other pairing.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Anne Maria, Lightning, Jo - Complete
Alejandro's Christmas Carol by I Am TIAW reviews
Alejandro has lived a lonely life, until he is visited by the ghost of a former friend. Can three more ghosts, showing him glimpses of the past, present, and future, convince him to find the love of his life? One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Alejandro, Heather, Mike, Duncan - Complete
Getting an Advantage by GreenPokeGuy reviews
The tiebreaker in Total Drama World Tour was obviously rigged against Gwen, so what did Courtney do to guarantee she would be the victor? A Chrisney spin on the events leading up to the tiebreaker in "Picnic at Hanging Dork". Happy birthday, I'll Cover Angel and Collins!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
The Waterfall by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Noah was never really a fan of being a 'Team Player' or a fan of nature to begin with, so when he gets stuck doing a challenge in the woods by himself he's less than thrilled until he finds himself some company on a rock near the waterfall.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Chris the Wedding Crasher by Jesus.Lives reviews
Chris crashes a wedding of two former contestants. Numerous pairings. For GREENPOKEGUY as a second part to your gift.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Dawn, Scott] [Chris M., Topher] - Complete
Shark Awareness Week by Jesus.Lives reviews
Cody and Scott look back over their relationships, while being roped into a protest for Shark Awareness Week by their significant others. MERRY CHRISTMAS GREENPOKEGUY!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2013 - [Scott, Dawn] [Bridgette, Cody] - Complete
Total Drama Survival by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
After a drop in ratings during season 4, Chris brings back 16 veterans to compete in a new season, this time on a secluded island in the middle of nowhere. Contestants must endure grueling challenges and just surviving each day in the harsh terrain.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,721 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Gwen, Duncan] Trent, Eva - Complete
Deadly Three Words by TheToxicInterest reviews
After Duncan says those three words, he has a horrible argument with his boyfriend, Scott. ScottxDuncan, Duncott.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2013 - [Duncan, Scott] - Complete
RIP Brian by FREDDY Y JASON reviews
A poem I wrote in memory of one of the most charismatic dogs that ever existed.
Family Guy - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Complete
Trimming the tree by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris hasn't had a Christmas tree in his mansion in years! Courtney makes him get a tree and decorate it with her even though he'd rather do other things. Now instead of having sex with his girlfriend, he's cleaning up pine needles off the floor...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Idiot by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Harold knows an idiot when he see's one and he's found one of the biggest ones. Harold is not about to let the distance of his house to the island stop him from letting someone know they're an idiot!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harold, Zoey - Complete
Cheater by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Backstabber. Liar. Weak-minded. These are some of the insults Bridgette faces daily, and she agrees with each one. Different look on the aftermath of the Bridgette/Alejandro kiss. Rated T for strong language and dark themes. Now a two-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bridgette, Courtney - Complete
Staci's Chance by Karts of Sugar Rush reviews
In an alternate ending to episode one of TDRI, Staci is saved from elimination and is given a chance to contend. Though she was saved, there are those who still don't like her. All they need to do is give her a chance. Part of the 'Total Drama Underdog' saga.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Dakota, Dawn, Lightning, Staci - Complete
Ezekiel's Revenge by Ezekiel-Homes reviews
Chris is having a Total Drama Reunion and Ezekiel is thirsty for revenge. Warning: This story contains swearing, violence, slash, and lots of drama. Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,286 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Ezekiel
Reminder by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Now that Mal's on the show with his 'Sweetie' he decides that his 'Sweetie' needs a reminder of who is in charge and who has all the control. Sequel to "Juvie"
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Duncan, Mike] - Complete
Geoff's Party by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan didn't want to go to Geoff's party where it would be all kids he went to school with. He locks himself in the bathroom to escape the chaos and ends up taking a shower with a certain party host who is covered in fruit punch.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Duncan, Geoff] - Complete
Fun in the woods by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Cody cannot figure out how to defuse his bomb in phobia factor so a certain delinquent decides to help him in more ways then one.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Duncan, Cody] - Complete
The Phobia Factor by TheQueenofBooks1000 reviews
A darker version of Total Drama Island's seventh episode. Fears are just fears, right? They couldn't kill you...or could they? Rated T for some gory violence, but nothing too bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Friends with benefits by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney and Gwen have been getting really close since they've become friends again. Now that it's just the two of them and Zoey in the cabin there is nothing from stopping this friendship from blooming into something more!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Courtney, Gwen] - Complete
Just Friends by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney is growing fond of Gwen and Gwen is starting to like spending all her time with Courtney but they're just friends.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2013 - [Courtney, Gwen] - Complete
Happy Birthday! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's Trent's son's Birthday and this year is a very special year...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Trent - Complete
Juvie by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan gets sent to Juvie again and a lot has changed since he's last been there. He's no longer the toughest guy in Juvie and he finds out the hard way when he meets his new roommate, Mal. one sided Malcan!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Duncan, Mike] - Complete
Matching Shirts by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris gets himself and Courtney matching shirts, Courtney finds them hideous and refuses to wear it. The two argue about it. Will Chris be able to convince a certain C.I.T. to change her mind?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
It's Not Over Until the Psycho Trent Leaves by I Am TIAW reviews
Trent was insane about nine all through TDI, unlike the edited final show would have you believe. So insane, in fact, that when he placed eleventh he refused to accept it and stayed on the island.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Trent - Complete
Ten's Too Many by I Am TIAW reviews
Trent is shocked to discover he has ten fingers. And ten toes too! He quickly realizes this must change. WARNING: Disturbing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Trent - Complete
Trent's Life by I Am TIAW reviews
Trent's life, summed up in nine words. If you want a story that isn't impossibly short, then check out my other Psycho Trent one-shots.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Trent - Complete
Quest for Planet Nine by I Am TIAW reviews
When the ninth planet, Pluto, is demoted to a dwarf planet, Trent is enraged. He goes back in time to change things around, but only ends up making it worse than before.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Trent, Noah - Complete
Total Drama Twist by I Am TIAW reviews
When Chris brings back 13 campers to the island for the most hilarious and drama-filled season ever, awesomeness will abound! All your favorite characters are back and better than ever. Friendships, romances, alliances, betrayals, conflicts, and, uh, squirrels? It's all here on the fan-fiction you won't want to miss, Total, Drama, Twist! Currently being redone.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013
Total Drama Payback by SmileGoodSir reviews
It's Season 5! And were returning back to the island baby! Crazy challenges, romance, and one grand prize. Find it all here on Total... Drama... Payback!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,742 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013
After School by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris is running late while trying to pick Courtney up after school. He becomes even later when he stops for coffee and gets stuck in traffic. Courtney's not going to like this...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
This Is Trent by I Am TIAW reviews
Trent has a master plan to be completed nine days after his nineteenth birthday. He begins by kidnapping eight former campers to form a Circle of Nine, and from there on things get even crazier, with some of the abducted being even insaner than Trent himself! One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,517 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Trent, Harold, Heather, Cody - Complete
You're on Total Drama Island, Charlie Brown! by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
What if Charlie Brown had been selected to compete along with the other 22 campers. Story based on the television show and is told from the POV of Charlie Brown. Follow along with everyone's favorite blockhead as he interacts with the campers of TDI! R&R!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 222,173 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Beth, Geoff
My Unwanted Son by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris gets a disturbing letter finding out that Zeke is in fact his son! Guess who's raising him now and just wait until you see Chris's parenting skills and how Zeke will manage to annoy Chris! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 29,620 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Ezekiel, Chris M.
Random Crap by I Am TIAW reviews
The title says it all. Three-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Complete
I'm no doctor by Slendie258 reviews
When Cody breaks Sierra's heart, it refuses her to be happy for anything. That is until a certain ginger haired villain confronts her after a bad dream.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Sierra, Scott - Complete
Total Drama High School by MyFlawsAreFayetal reviews
28 campers from all 4 seasons so far have been forced by Chris to take part in an all new season called: Total... Drama... High School! There's drama, fights and a lot of surprises! Now Co-Written by 'zgirlforever!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,188 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Hot times in the Hot tub! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Cody is in a relationship and Sierra can't stand it especially with the new season starting soon! She decides she wants to have some time to herself but finds herself getting some company from someone unexpected. Knowing she's being placed on the heroes team, she wasn't expecting to find comfort from someone who was labeled as a villain.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Sierra, Scott - Complete
Jail Visit by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chef tells Courtney he needs her to use her law skills to defend Chris while he's in jail. Courtney needing practice, goes with him only to find that Chris still knows how to get under her skin even when he's behind bars and he manages to get her to sign a whole new contract! This was not what Courtney had planned.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
Tell Me Tomorrow by Cereal-Killa reviews
I'm nobody. I don't matter. What matters is that today, I met Duncan. He's definitely not a nobody. Duncan/Cody... no, seriously, that's the pairing...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,262 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Cody, Duncan - Complete
Cold Awakening by play for keeps reviews
Geoff's always been the happy-go-lucky party guy. The guy everyone loves to be around. But underneath that fake happiness is a confused, depressed, and miserable teen. Dark, angsty, Geoff story. One-shot. Rated T for mild swearing and strong alcohol content.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Complete
Chris's Carpool Catastrophe! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Due to a certain loophole found in the contract because of poor wording, Chris finds himself being forced to drive every contestant to every place they want to go! How many people can he fit in the car? How many stupid places will these people want to go? Find out here!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,572 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Chris M.
Heroes Vs Villains by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when you have overly nice Heroes on one team and backstabbing Villains who hate each other on another? Complete Chaos!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/5/2013
Infinity by FanficWriterJazzy411 reviews
"My life, its all a cover up just to protect me and my mother, but why isn't she the choosen one?" "She lost her memory because somehow the necklace was removed when we sent her to Earth for hiding during the war...she doesn't even know that she is the wife of a powerful god." "Did he start the war?" "No, he was framed." "...and my dad back home?" "He's not your father." POSTPONED.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,534 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Trent, Courtney, Alejandro, Blaineley
Sighs and Tears by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Gwen is on All Stars, but she is with Duncan, and Courtney still hates her. What will Gwen do? Starts Gwuncan, but becomes Duncney. Angsty Gwen and angry Courtney, so be warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Gwen, Courtney - Complete
3am feedings by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney has been getting up every night to feed her baby, Chris has not and Courtney decides it's about time he does. Courtney finds herself surprised at what happens.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
Life, Why Do You Hate Me So? by Implying Implications reviews
Now this is the story all about how Noah's life got flipped-turned upside down. And he'd like to take a minute to tell you how several fellow contestants fell in love with him and drove him insane. Parody of Noah pairings and harem plots. Contains Nizzy, NoCo, Nourtney, Nawn, Neather, Notie, Nosay, Nidgette, and Nova. Will Noah survive this ordeal or end up picking someone?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,448 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Noah
Breaking up is hard to do in 9 ways by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Gwen may be dating Duncan now, but Trent won't consider the break-up official unless she does it 9 times, 9 different ways and on 9 different days.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Gwen, Trent
Bad Bromance by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Geoff see's Katie and Sadie practice kissing on each other and they tell him it's what best friends do, now Geoff wants to try it with his best friend.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Duncan, Geoff - Complete
Gym by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney forces Blaineley to go to the gym with her early in the morning! Blaineley gets annoyed and leaves and Courtney bumps into Chris and Blaineley has a run in with Izzy! This may just turn out to be a good morning!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Chris M., Izzy, Courtney, Blaineley - Complete
The most crowded and awkward night ever! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris just wants to sleep but when Gwen, Heather, Courtney and everyone else all decides to sleep in his bed, getting sleep is going to be the last thing that anyone is doing!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,098 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Chris M., Gwen, Heather, Courtney - Complete
Conflict by Little Ghost Girl reviews
Flippy and Evil are a couple but there are some residents who don't like that and to top that off their past has caught up with them EvilXFlippy and one-sided SplendidXFlippy SplendontXFlippy and more...
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,867 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Flippy - Complete
A Secret by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
Drabble for Duncney week 2013. Everyone has a secret. Some are darker than others. And some are better left untold.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Morning Madness! by KomoriSpirit reviews
Heather and Alejandro encounter each other in the communal bathroom. What will happen when they start to argue over the bathroom mirror? Aleheather fluff. Slight AU. Co-authored by I'll Cover Angel And Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Totally Awesome Island: Teams Version by The Extreme PurpleBandit X3000 reviews
THIS FIC IS NOW CANCELLED
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,184 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Complete
What do you do? by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When everything in your life is a lie and your life is a game of pretending?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Carlos45's Love Machine Story by Hooters45 reviews
Inspired by Dtksgirl's story, send requests on who you want to see paired by PM! OC's are accepted! Pairings can be CannonxCannon, CannonxOC, OCxOther People's OC's, OCxMy OC's
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,417 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
Bad Babysitter by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney tells Duncan to watch their pet raccoon named Brittany. Duncan has no clue what to do with it and when you have Geoff added in to the mix, it can only get worse! requested by Cereal-Killa
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Courtney, Duncan, Geoff - Complete
Putting all looks aside by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Gwen and Duncan have been fighting all the time lately! So, Gwen throwing Duncan out of her room isn't exactly an unusual occurrence these days. They always break up and get back together! This time however is different, he see's Sadie in the hallway crying and got stuck listening to her problems. Now, he's starting to actually have feelings for her! This was scarring him!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Duncan, Sadie
Fragmented Romance by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
Slight AU, Femslash. When their lips met a blazing fury engulfed them. Their nervous systems awoke instantly, bodies felling bolted like they were smacked and fused by lightning. Their fingers were divinely entwined, energy, shock, fear, and enjoyment overwhelming their minds. IT wasn't intentional, but both girls secretly knew it felt amazing. The dreaded 18th chapter is uploaded.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,132 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - [Heather, Lindsay]
Who needs a boy? by GreenPokeGuy reviews
Zoey is on her way to breakfast, when she sees Mike and Anne Maria together! She is heartbroken, and runs off! Dawn follows her to comfort her. Will Zoey let her? Zoey angst, Zoey/Dawn friendship. One-sided Zoke.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Dawn, Zoey - Complete
I used to by Slendie258 reviews
Duncan has wanted Gwen since forever so when he plucks up the courage to ask her out, a shocking discovery changes his mind fast.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
One Bad Flip by xXMethereaperXx reviews
What happens when a typical high school party is turned into a frenzy after Disco slips Flippy's Anti-Depressants into all the women's drinks, turning them into berserk monsters who escape into the town, Destroying everything in sight. Read To Find Out!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011
Movie Night by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chef forces the contestants to watch movies every Friday night! Most of the contestants hate it. Courtney finds she can actually get out of watching the movie if she leaves the room with Chris. Courtney isn't happy with doing that, but she'll do what she needs to do to leave.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,496 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
Owen and Noah versus the music videos by 100TenMillion reviews
In the style of Beavis and Butthead, Owen and Noah skewer the worst and best music videos of this generation!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,784 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Owen, Noah
The Heart Line by Light of the Dawn reviews
Dawn doesn't mind reading her friends' palms, but it gets a bit tedious when they ask you to every day. My response to ICAAC's challenge. It's Dawn and one ginger that you might not expect. Dizzy.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Izzy, Dawn] - Complete
Me and Emily by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
Based on the song "Me and Emily" by Rachel Proctor. Duncan's an alcoholic and Courtney decides it's time to go.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Courtney - Complete
Ezekiel's Bad Choice by I Am TIAW reviews
When Zeke the Freak is faced with a common plot device decision, he makes a very unstereotypical choice. And goes insane. One-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Ezekiel, Chris M. - Complete
Beach Fun by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris is on the beach at camp and so is Courtney! They both happen to like walks on the beach.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
The Hot Seat by ellie2498 reviews
This week on the Hot Seat: Gwen! Next week: Noah!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013
Late Night Chrisney by ellie2498 reviews
The title pretty much explains everything. ChrisxCourtney
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Chris M., Courtney - Complete
When I really need someone by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When Gwen really needs someone to be there for her after Trent kisses Heather, she finds herself getting comfort from the one guy she would never expect.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Gwen, Geoff - Complete
Poetry Rant Time With Uncle Oscar by DeepDarkDebt09 reviews
Poems and Rants with Oscar that'll bash, talk smack about Oc's, Authors, Flippy Fan-Girls, Haters, HTF Characters, Etc. Submit your Poem to bash on anyone in HTF Forum right now! If now Oscar will chase you down! Ch.6 Cancelled! I Think Not! is out! Enjoy and Have a wonderful day!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,788 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Lumpy, Cub
Perfect Crimes by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather and Alejandro decided one day that they were going to kill someone and they actually did it! They realized that they have committed the perfect crime and now they want to do it again. Along their travels they discuss how poorly treated they were by their fellow competitors and talk about what happened on the volcano.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
The worst weekend of my life! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Going to a convention all weekend, Blaineley finds herself stuck sharing a hotel room with Izzy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Izzy, Blaineley - Complete
Ask Chef by ChefHatchet reviews
This is where you can ask me whatever you want and I'll answer it, if I feel like it!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Chef Hatchet
Wedding Day by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan is getting married to Gwen, who has a little surprise for him on their wedding day.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Gwen, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Chris, The great and powerful by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris wakes up and finds himself in a place called Wawanakwa and is found by Gwen who believes that Chris is there to take over like a prophecy Courtney read has said. Chris decides he should accept this role and power, however Courtney and Heather don't think he's who he claims.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Chris M., Gwen, Heather, Courtney
800,000 (or so) Reasons You Should Never Sign Up For Total Drama by Dawn Of The Island reviews
Noah and Izzy's crazy web show YOU pick the reasons. Expect hiliarity.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Izzy, Noah
Father's Day by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
It had been seven long years without her father. They were doing alright and they were happy. But every Father's Day Gwen always wondered…"Is daddy coming home?"
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Gwen - Complete
Total Drama World Tour: The Animator's Cut by Mr. Panama Red reviews
A remake of Total Drama World Tour inspired by the great Lord Akiyama's "Total Drama Action Redux". Not all locations and challenges will be the same but the story is pretty good. Read and Review.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 176,181 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/15/2013 - Published: 2/10/2011
Our little private and personal moments! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The moments that you don't get to see on camera! You'll get to see everyone's hilarious and private moments! You pick what's going to happen and who it's going to happen to!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,284 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013
Cruel Angel's Thesis by Implying Implications reviews
Three looks into the mind of Heather during Island, Action, and World Tour, respectively. This is the thesis of the cruel angel. Three-shot. AleHeather in the third chapter, some hinted Heather/Trent and Harold/Heather in the first two chapters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Heather - Complete
Total Drama Back to the Island by oinkers12 reviews
13 veterans have returned to the island to win 2,000,000 dollars! Who will survive? Who will fail? And who will be embarrassed to no end? Find out in Total Drama Back to the Island! DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of the characters featured in this story.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2013
Brutally Honest by MeAndYouForeverBaby reviews
Some people just couldn't handle the truth. That wasn't her fault. That didn't mean she was a "bi***." Or "mean."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Courtney - Complete
Justin needs a life! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Justin is living with Trent, Owen and Lindsay since his modeling days are over! Justin is just too hot for work and it wouldn't be fair to make the sexiest most attractive person to ever be on the show do something constructive, would it?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Justin - Complete
Therapy Sessions by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When the contestants complain to their parents about the events that are going on at the playa, Chris is forced to provide therapy for them. Chris decides that instead of hiring people he'll do it and make Chef help him! Turns out they're only making it worse...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,043 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Spanish Class by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Alejandro transferred to Heather's school and normally it wouldn't bother her, however Alejandro joined her Spanish class, which Heather thinks is unfair, because he already knows Spanish. Maybe Heather will find out that's it not that bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Sleepless and Smoking by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Izzy never sleeps, Blaineley always smokes. When Izzy literally falls on Blaineley's balcony at the playa they find that they can enjoy each others company.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Izzy, Blaineley - Complete
Total Drama Girls by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris really hates the Total Drama Girls! He gets drunk sometimes, just because he doesn't want to deal with them. The girls are going to end up driving him insane, he can't wait until they're contracts end. Based off of Annie's 'Little Girls' only with rewritten lyrics that I Total Dramafied.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Chris M. - Complete
The Battered Physicist Anomaly by Axelrocks reviews
Penny comes home to find Sheldon slumped by his door; face black and blue. She doesn't know what happened to him, but she will find out. Until then she's going to take care of him, all the while trying not to fall deeper in love. This should be easy, right?
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
My most wonderful and generous opinion by DevillishlyHandsome reviews
I, Alejandro Burrmouerto, prodigy and extremely handsome Spanish lover, am presenting to you my personal opinion on each and every contestant on total drama, dedicating a chapter to each of the pawns- I mean, contestants- that I competed with. And I will take reviewer requests for who I evaluate next.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013
The Effects of Bullying by Ezekiel-Homes reviews
Harold takes drastic measures after he reflects on being bullied at camp I do not own Total Drama
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Harold
Let's see what would happen if these characters actually dated by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
or at least tried to ask them out! That's right, I'm taking every non-canon pairing you guys ship and I'm writing what would realistically happen or come the closest to it! There will be hardly any fluff and everyone will be in character as much as possible! This is going to be hilarious to write!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,772 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013
Facepalm, Faceplant, Facebook by Euregatto reviews
Owen finally convinces Noah to get a personal Facebook account to keep in touch with the other contestants of Total Drama... and Noah soon regrets it. If only he had known what spectacular amounts of chaos it would cause.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,220 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 10/24/2012
A Gwuncan tale by Courtney CIT reviews
This is the story of what should happen to Gwen and Duncan!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
With Roommates Like These by RamBanjo reviews
What happens when you get a candy addict as a roommate? Or a shell-shocked war-veteran? Things can get a little messy here... A story on how things would turn out if a tree friend shares a room with another. Hilarity Ensues. Rated T just to be safe.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2013
Wisdom Teeth by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Courtney gets her Wisdom Teeth out! Duncan is there every step of the way!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Like a good neighbor, state farm is there! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
At 3:00am when Alejandro needs them the most! However that may not float well with Heather! Will Alejandro get his insurance questions answered and still have a girlfriend?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Heather, Alejandro - Complete
Over her dead body by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Heather and Alejandro were dating when Heather unexpectedly died. Hours after her funeral Alejandro decides to date the girl he was cheating on Heather with when she was alive, Courtney. Unfortunately for Alejandro, Heather has returned as a ghost and she's not happy about this at all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Heather, Alejandro
Sacrifice by SilentAuthor22 reviews
Flippy finally got rid of Evil with Sniffles' help. Where'd Evil go? No one knows. Until a little girl claims that she's his daughter. "...I hate you."
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,278 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Flippy
God, help the outcasts by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Dawn realizes how bad the living situations are at the playa and decides to pray for them because that's all she can do. Things have gotten pretty twisted around there and Dawn is trying her best to not give up when it seems like everyone else has.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - Esperanto - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,257 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Dawn - Complete
Run-ins and Re-connections by ItsMeAdman reviews
He's used to having no friends, it isn't a big deal. Or is it? What happens when he runs into someone from the show he never thought would forgive him? Is this enough to make Scott have an epiphany about life, or will he continue the path of loneliness he's grown used to? Brick/Scott
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Brick, Scott - Complete
Literally sleeping with Chris! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Season 3 is over and everyone is forced to stay Playa Des Losers until all the episodes officially air! What happens when our favorite host finds his room to be the only room without a bed? Why he sleeps with everyone...Literally!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,266 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Chris M.
Just Her by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's Just Heather who wants to be left alone, unfortunately for her Justin won't leave her alone and he's really getting on her nerves.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Heather, Justin - Complete
Lightning's dating Dilemma by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Lightning tries to ask out the prettiest girl at the playa but has a small problem...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Complete
Happy Tree University by Hooters45 reviews
Welcome To Happy Tree University, a place where you could learn our studies and learn how to survive. *Not accepting OC's anymore, but you could send some for cameos*
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 7/10/2012
Total Drama All-Stars by TDIGuy reviews
My prediction of the upcoming fifth season of Total Drama, All-Stars
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2013
Strawberries and Oranges by cosmos-calibrator reviews
Sierra and Izzy are waiting for their boyfriends to pick them up for a double date. Izzy has an idea, and uses it. Siezzy one-shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Izzy, Sierra - Complete
My Life As A Maid by ButterflyBabyBlue reviews
-An awful story I wrote when I was twelve- Flaky signs up to work as a maid in a large house owned by a wealthy family living with his reclusive son, Flippy. She knows nothing of his split personality, his games, and his secrets. But she's about to find out.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,054 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 6/29/2011 - [Flippy, Flaky] Giggles, Petunia - Complete
Total Drama Island Reinvented by AcornRainbowz reviews
Ever wanted something new to happen in the Total Drama universe? Maybe have a different character win the first season? Well, now it's a possibility! All 22 original campers go through a different version of season 1. Same challenges, different story, different eliminations. Various slash pairings will be established; Rated T for swearing and eventual MxF, MxM and FxF pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,773 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 7/18/2012
Noah's Reading Rainbow by YoruLuvsU reviews
Noah's bored with his new college, and Owen tells him to start his own YouTube channel with him reviewing books chosen by YOU, the viewer! And who knows, some very egoistic host might make a few additions to the channel... IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT INSIDE!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Noah
We are who we are and we don't even know who we are! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
After the volcano erupted everyone finds themselves stuck on an island and they have no clue who they are or who anyone else is.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,304 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013
No, you're not allowed to live in the Bathroom slash Confessional by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
When one of the contestants decides to live in the bathroom/confessional on the TDWT plane everyone gets mad until they find out that there isn't technically a rule against it! Once they find that out well...It's a free for all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013
What The FanFiction? by Cereal-Killa reviews
Ever wondered what comments the characters of TDI might make on our fanfictions? Each character gets their own chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009
Sunny Sunny Happiness by Implying Implications reviews
Heather learned the hard way that Lindsay's mind truly is an enigma.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Lindsay - Complete
She Was Living a Lie? by MegaTJ reviews
Double D has always been running from Marie. But will a single fact about her change his views?
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Edd, Marie
I can't believe my heart by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The season is over and everyone is flying in the plane back home. Heather wants to know if she should listen to her heart, after all it's telling her she better talk to Alejandro while she still has a chance. Hopefully she listens!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Before there was Blaineley by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
There was Mildred, the girl who became Blaineley! She just wanted love, money and to be famous and instead she was heartbroken, broke and a nobody who was dedicated to someone who screwed her over. Can you blame her for acting the way she does?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Blaineley - Complete
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm Doing Fine by Light of the Dawn reviews
The ROTI characters are often referred to as the second generation of Total Drama characters. What if they really were the second generation? Family-focused one-shots! Tyndsay, Aleheather, Ozzy, Trentney, Jusadie, DJatie, Bethzekiel, Gidgette, Gwuncan, LeHarold and Coderra.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Complete
I happen to like her for who she is by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's Saturday morning and all the girls are in the bathroom getting ready to impress the men in their lives! Izzy however isn't impressed with any of the girls or their boyfriends because she already has exactly who she wants.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Blaineley, Izzy - Complete
Everyone hates Harold and Trent! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Seriously they do! Harold and Trent hate each other almost as much as everyone hates them! Harold says annoying facts all the time and Trent is obsessed with the number 9 and now these two are forced to deal with each other because they're roommates and they just happen to be living in room number 9.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Harold, Trent
Change can be a good thing by IAmTheAlphaNow reviews
When Flaky finally stands up to Giggles, it causes a chain reaction, leaving Flaky friendless. But soon things change, and change can be a good thing... Rated T for language.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Flaky, Splendid
I'm going to sexually assault everyone at this party! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris sent Lindsay a text telling her that he wanted to her to come over to his house for some fun! Lindsay misreads the text and the next thing Chris realizes is that every cast member is now at his house playing some weird game Izzy thought of and everyone is hooking up! Some will regret it and others will find new love! YOU pick the pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,224 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/6/2012
Cuffs will get us to season 5 by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The old and new cast compete for a spot in season 5! How do you get one? One word...Handcuffs.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012
Couples in the Kitchen by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
It's always a good idea to go make out with your boyfriend in Chef's kitchen! However, it's a bad idea to make out with your boyfriend in Chef's kitchen when everyone else has the same idea! It's especially bad when it's late at night and you have a challenge in the morning! Alejandro/Heather Gwen/Duncan Courtney/Trent Bridgette/Geoff Mike/Zoey Dawn/Scott
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Complete
Friends 4Ever: A Total Drama Revenge of the Island Horror Story by nikkichic109 reviews
Anne Maria is having a Halloween sleepover, and an unexpected guest will be there. This was based on the Shane Dawson short film of the same name that was "based on a true story."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
Total Drama Hunger Games by Icalelata7 reviews
The contestants of Total Drama battle in the hunger games. However, none of them know eachother. Its either kill, or be killed. Who will survive? Who will die? Who will win the 99th annual hunger games? AU. Chapter 3: Vote for someone to become alive again in the games and get another chance.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,094 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012
Up in Arms (remake) by iDeltaVelocity reviews
*Accepting OCs; Honourably done with the permission of Deadliving* The OCs of Happy Tree Town were discriminated by the canons. But now, one aims to take a stand for the sake of freedom.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,868 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012
A Hot Massage by niko56 reviews
Blaineley confesses to a crime doctor of her escapades and encounters with each total drama chick at her fake massage parlor. A story of intrigue, tension, and one woman's deranged goal of going several bridges too far.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,826 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Blaineley, Courtney
Everything always goes wrong when you want to kill someone! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Trent and Duncan committed the perfect murder! Except for the flat tire and forgetting to bring a weapon and digging 9 holes when they only needed one...It didn't turn out THAT bad.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Duncan, Trent - Complete
Trapped in an elevator by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan and Geoff get stuck in the elevator at the playa and reveal their secrets! Duncan/Geoff friendship with lots of stupidity!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Duncan, Geoff - Complete
Staci's Mom by Implying Implications reviews
After a nasty break up with Heather, Alejandro finds a second love. The catch? She's the mother of a certain chatterbox liar. Oh my. Mini one-shot, may be changed to M.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Alejandro, Staci - Complete
Total Drama: Chain Mail by GwendolynD reviews
AUTHORS WANTED! Complete and utter Chaos...Bombs and many kidnapings thanks to Izzy, Duncan shot, Gwen taken by a Mr Crazy, Heather stuck in a cave... Madness! Chapter 26: RIP Fourth Wall...Oh and Forum on my profile page!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010
Game Night by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Noah just wanted to have a romantic night with Cody! Trent, Duncan, Harold and Geoff just wanted to play Monopoly in Noah's room and have a game night! Of course none of them can get along and Noah get get them to leave! Can we say 'Disaster?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Noah, Cody - Complete
Trouble Ahead? Trouble Behind? by Marie S Zachary reviews
Is Sheldon in trouble when he breaks one of the roommate agreement rules? Well sort of
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Dancing on my grave by Guardian Number 6 reviews
Think of everyone you've wronged. It's strange to hear me say this, but I've come to terms with the type of person I am. I know who'll dance upon my grave, and I don't blame them for it. Not for a moment. I'm pulling this trigger and going, once and for all, over the stars. R&R and tell me if you think I should bump the rating to 'M' :/
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Duncan - Complete
How all Total Drama shipping would REALLY work by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
Chris McLean here, working with Chef to bring the fan shipping that you all love to write about to life. We'll bring in the members of your favorite ships to get together. With how much you guys love to write about it, I'm sure each ship will go perfectly... This story has been canceled.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Where's Spot? by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Sheldon asks Penny for help. Oops.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Payback is Deadly by Infected Bliss reviews
It's payback time. Five certain people made Gwen's life a living hell, and when one prank goes too far, she goes hunting for them.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,773 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Gwen - Complete
Htf truth or Dare! by Flippy Warrier reviews
The htf crew goes missing. Why? Three words. Truth or dare?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012
Human Rights by WiseBlondeWarrior reviews
Three girls have their Human Rights violated. Will they find solace in each other or let it continue? Rated T because some rights are weird.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,135 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Gwen
Murder at Mclean's Mansion by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chris invites everyone to a party and someone goes on a killing spree! Who? Why? Find out.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010
More Murders at Mclean's Mansion by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
What happens when Chris invites everyone to his Mansion for a season after party! What happens when Chris tells them that the party is actually a set up to tell them they all have to be in season 5 only to have a contestant get murdered in the middle of his announcement! One by one people are starting to die and everyone has a motive!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2012
Emus and Bookworms by YoruLuvsU reviews
Noah just finished Season 5 and is back at school. Only problem: The kids hate him for something he did with Cody, and he can't remember what. This should be interesting...
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Noah, Cody
In my mind, I could be anything by jessicachihuahua reviews
A little one shot at why I think Eds room is in the basement. I've always wanted to write about Ed, so here it is.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Ed - Complete
Total Drama Fans vs Favorites! by THE-BANNED-AUTHOR reviews
T to be safe! This season we are back at Camp Wawanawkwa where 11 new campers and 11 old will be competing for 1 million dollars! In this chapter after the team switch the campers test their knowledge of their new teammates...five minutes after they've met.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,168 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Tales from Chicago by Hooters45 reviews
After forcing to see Lumpy for depression therapy, Zer0 finally opens about his past. COMEBACK STORY!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Lumpy, OC
16 Freaking Candles by Supergirl-A reviews
It was supposed to be Scott's day, but because of his annoying siblings and reunion for the Total Drama Contestants, everything's screwed up, because no one remembers or cares that it's his 16th birthday, or do they? Rated T for some language, sorry for any OOCness I'm very sorry. And a little bit of Scott/Lightning at the end. Something of a parody.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Scott, Lightning - Complete
Total Drama: Heroes vs Villains! by XcheetoesxhahaX reviews
24 contestants from the past 4 seasons have agreed to do one more season: Heroes vs. Villains! Episode 3 continues, and an action- packed challenge goes under way! The challenge brings the best and worst out of people, and the third person voted off leaves the island.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,208 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Chris's Horror by Bowserboy129 reviews
When Chris hears what he belives to be a fight breaking out in one of the cabins he eagerly runs in to see the drama unfold, but when he finds out what is truly happening behind that door, a memory from his past comes into play changing everything he thought he knew about the campers *Crack Drabble*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Chris M., Cody - Complete
Gwen and Trent's Interviewing Adventure! by XcheetoesxhahaX reviews
Spinoff from Total Drama: Heroes vs. Villains! Gwen and Trent are tasked the job of interviewing the 13 people that did not make the competition, seeing some old faces and meeting some new, weird ones! The first interviewee is Izzy, who makes Gwen worry for her safety!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Gwen, Trent
Total Drama Ultimate by Immersion Feeds Obsession reviews
The fifth and final season of Total Drama has arrived and Chris has brought back 30 of our favorite competitors to compete in mystery challenges for the prize of 2 million dollars. Who will win? And who will fall? Come find out! Canceled
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012
Total Drama Back 2 The Island by NutsyTheNuttySquirrel reviews
The gang are back at the island along with 8 newbies! Finale of day 3 is posted and the most shocking elimination yet!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,828 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
The Maternal Conversation by TheVulcanPrincess reviews
Leonard asks Sheldon what Beverly was apologizing for. Episode tag to 3x11 The Maternal Congruence.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Mrs. Hofstadter - Complete
I'm Back by metrokarateacademyrocks reviews
We don't know a lot about Emma at all. But what happens when someone from her darkest past comes out of the shadow? How would she face him and what would be the outcome of it all? T for violence later. EmmaXTy. I do not own Stoked.
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,407 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Emma
Paranoia Fuel by HitTheRoad reviews
She looks at him and sees a freak, a criminal. A Flippy/Flaky story, with The Happy Tree Friends as humans, dwelling on their teenage problems during high school.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,968 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Flippy, Flaky
Sticky Notes by PsychoNami reviews
The Eds break Kevin's bike and Double D offers to fix it. Kevin soon notices Double D is hiding a dark secret. BoyXboy KevinXDouble D Slash in later Chapters. I suck at summaries...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Kevin, Edd - Complete
TF: Trainees by Little Ghost Girl reviews
The Fortress has had many trainees but not like these ones!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,032 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Scout
Dates Gone Wrong by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if two people from the show that should never be paired together ended up going on a date? You can find out here! Follow the cast as they date the most unexpected people!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012
Reaching the Popularity by Hooters45 reviews
AUish and Humanized. 5 years after the original HTF plot, Cuddles, Toothy, and Flippy do whacky things just to get popular.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,714 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Cuddles, Flippy
Rena's Story by Demonizedangel455 reviews
Why is Rena always so happy? Well the answer is in this story :3 PLEASE READ IT! And if you do read it please PLEASE dont flame! : Mainly has OC's but some character's are mentioned :
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,767 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011
Apocalypse Grand Prix by Kalgante reviews
An event that will revolutionize entertinment, a spectacle that will change the world. If you think you have the mettle to participate in the Apocalypse Grand Prix then come in and sign up! taking OC's!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,637 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012
Total Drama Revenge of the Island by sunshine98 reviews
Welcome back to the Total Drama Series! This season at Camp Wawanakwa there's romance, adventure, betrayal, drama, lies, an OC, and stupid random moments. I would say the pairings but it would ruin it- Get ready for a whole other season of craziness! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,698 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011
Total Drama Return by TotalDramaGleek reviews
When Chris throws twenty-five old competitors and two new ones into the chance to win two million dollars, what could be the result? Disaster, hilarity, and drama. This challenge, it's a valentine themed challenge, and everyone gets anonymous valentines.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 77,577 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012
The Goth, The Grom, And Their Bet by niko56 reviews
Bridgette is bored at Playa Des Losers, she makes a bet with Gwen, but little does Gwen know that bet will cause her night to change forever! HOT! SEX! One-shot! Yuri! Femslash! Lesbian! Lemon! Whatever! BxG Enjoy! R&R
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2012 - [Bridgette, Gwen] - Complete
My Big Dick and Balls! by Super Duper Lame O reviews
Russell's pet whale named Dick runs away, but Lumpy is too busy playing with his beach balls to help.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Russel, Lumpy - Complete
A Story by eternalstarlight28 reviews
'He was really starting to regret reading Fanfiction.'
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Cody, Noah - Complete
The Advantures of Splendid and Spectacular by Hooters45 reviews
Splendid gets a sidekick and reforms the SSSSSuper Squad. See their advantures in The Advantures of Splendid and Spectacular! Accepting OC's by form or PM only
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,647 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Splendid, Splendon't
Free by Kenny Trash reviews
A poem I wrote in honer of Edd Gould the creator of Eddsworld. 1988-2012.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Complete
Fan Fiction 101: How to be a Critic by Hooters45 reviews
Toothy learns how to be a fair critic in the world of Fan Fiction. K plus with minor language and death without blood
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Toothy
Rue Creeping Out Snow! by Intelligent Goddess 371 reviews
Rue's ghost will be creeping out Snow because she's awesome that way!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Rue, Pres. Snow - Complete
Popped by Spliced-up-Angel reviews
After winning total drama, Cameron is sad to be going back home. It is up to his friends to help bring him out of his bubble. It is up to YOU to decide who helps him!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Cameron
Kidnapped by HarlequinWizard reviews
When Giggles is kidnapped one day after school her life turns inside out. In the vacation home of a crazed bear isn't exactly the safest place to be. /Warning! AU/Free-written story/
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Giggles, Flippy
Heal by Spliced-up-Angel reviews
War. This was the one place I feared. War. That very word is strong enough to kill a man. Rather, if he were to be in love, it would be another story. It's funny. Cadets should not know fear. This was not the case... Brick/Scott
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Brick, Scott - Complete
Boy or Girl? by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Lightning just dosen't know if his rival is a boy or girl when Duncan tries to help him he may be more confused then ever!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Lightning - Complete
My Town by Hooters45 reviews
Based by a song with the same name, friends and enemies must work together to stop the unkown president from turning their town to a rookie miltary base. But can they all work together, or will they lose the Happy Tree Town forever? NEED OC'S!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,649 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011
SnJ's Bigger They Are by Subuku no Jess reviews
Wanting to beat his rival at a Giant Monster contest, Sniffles asks Lumpy to get a body to grow. When the moose chooses Flippy to be the giant monster, things would never be the same and Sniffles would have to deal with a giant Evil in his hands. R&R!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Sniffles, Flippy
Locked up! by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Duncan and Chris get arrested only to find the rest of the cast is there too! How did they all end up there and more importantly why is Heather handcuffed to Justin and Alejandro and Why is Noah wearing a tutu?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012
Total Drama Rap Battles by The Cheesebub reviews
All your favorite characters battle it out, rap style! You choose who competes next! Now, here it is! Bridgette vs Eva!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011
Like Toy Soldiers Total Drama Edition by bzwman reviews
When the Total Drama gang gets out of a club, Chris McLean gets shot by an unknown man. Will he survive at the hospital? You'll find out in this sad songfic by Eminem.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Burn in hell by Arsaja reviews
Cody's view of Sierra's crush on him. Warning:NOT a happy ending...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Cody, Sierra - Complete
Happy Tree High by Kalgante reviews
Summer brake is over and school has begun yet again. for some it is an exciting time, for others, much less. still, high school is made up of all kinds of people and countless ups and downs during their time. how will this year turn out?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Flippy, Cuddles
SmartphOWNED by Awaiting Inspiration reviews
The Total Drama characters epic fails in texting. From awkward texts, to autocorrects, to just plain weird messages. Hey, you can even submit your own ideas!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012
Super HTF Truth and Dares 3: Extreme Edition by Hooters45 reviews
I'M BACK! Zer0 and the Tree Friends are once again forced to play another game of truth or dare! Truths, Dares, and OC's MUST be submitted by PM, I will NOT accepted these by reviews I fixed it this time
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
Two Mistakes by Fates My Bitch reviews
Chris made two mistakes that day. He underestimated them and he turned his back to them. Rated M for violence.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Chris M. - Complete
We'll Never Forget You, Total Drama by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
The cast meets up with Chris to let him know how they feel about the new season and being replaced.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
You're in love with who? by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Chef writes a fake love note to Sierra hoping that she would think it was from Cody! What happens when he sends Izzy to deliver the note and she gives it to the wrong person? Chaos of course!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011
Total Drama Fan Fiction Aftermath II The Contest by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
WINNER ANNOUNCED!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,281 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Bridgette, Geoff - Complete
Total Drama Timeline by Immersion Feeds Obsession reviews
Ever wondered when everything takes place in the Total Drama series? Look no further. A timeline to make it easier for the TD fan on the go.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Captured by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Ash is captured by Team Rocket and he learns something about them that he wished he didn't
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō - Complete
Concrete Angels by MikalaGoodwin reviews
Bridgette Eareckson lives with her little brother and abusive father. Her boyfriend, Geoff Lewis, is everything to her. But what happens when Bridgette's abuse goes to far, and Geoff takes a stand against it? First full story! **Edit 1/26/15 - Will be rewriting this as an original story, but will keep the original here. Link to rewrite will be in my profile.**
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,590 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/7/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Bridgette, Geoff - Complete
What Happened Before Dodgebrawl: A Noco story by Noah's twin reviews
This is a one shot for Spliced-Up-Angel's contest. This story basicly takes place right before Dodgebrawl and contians yaio. Enjoy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Meg's suicide note by FullMetalShortyLuver reviews
Exactly how it sounds.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Meg G. - Complete
Don't Touch that Remote! by Lolitafreak88 reviews
A trip to the video store? What could go wrong? The video you want is sold out, you can't reach the top shelf, and Flippy flips out and goes on a killing spree. Can Handy survive a Fliqpy attack and also see some of his fellow Tree Friends in a new light?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,562 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Handy, Lumpy - Complete
An HTF Christmas Story by Hooters45 reviews
A 3 Part story about the HTF's Christmas! Trust me, this Christmas will be crazy
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/11/2011
Happy Tree Friends: Blood & Fire by Wolfess19 reviews
My 10th story - it made my first 9 sound kinda lame... Anyway, a new character moves into Happy Tree Town - and with it, danger. Contains Flippy x Flaky, Splendid x OC, the usual others - no yaoi or yuri! - and some lemon.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 45,765 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Flippy, Splendid - Complete
This Love, This Hate, Is Burning Me Away by Hooters45 reviews
Flippy has died to save his friends from Flipqy. At his funeral, Flippy thinks about his destiny. FIRST SONG FIC! Song is called This Love, This Hate by Hollywood Undead
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Flippy - Complete
You deserve someone better by ruiiko reviews
Lately, Flippy hasn't been the same. Flaky is afraid of him. She wants to get away, but she just can't. When Flaky runs into Splendid, after a beating from Flippy, what will happen?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Splendid, Flaky - Complete
I Use to Have Brain by Hooters45 reviews
A very short backstory of our favorite dumb moose, but his life wasn't his favorite
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Lumpy - Complete
The Bully part 2 by CoolKid13 reviews
Josh is back and he wants payback against Ezekiel. Now Ezekiel must once again beat the bully in this new story.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ezekiel, Eva - Complete
The Bully by CoolKid13 reviews
Whe Ezekiel goes to public school he ends meeting Josh Hampton,one of the meanest teens there and gets tormented daily by him.But when he's confronted by an old cast member about this will he finally beat the bully.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Ezekiel, Eva - Complete
Total Drama Back to Wawanakwa by HungerGamesAddict x3 reviews
Our Campers are back... There will be breakups, kissing, gross outs and COMEDY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,431 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/14/2011
An HTF Halloween Story by Hooters45 reviews
Zer0 and his friends meet on Halloween, but can Zer0 stop Evil from ruining it?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Complete
Total Drama World Cruise! by Stardust3299 reviews
Its the new season of total drama, folks! What will happen as 22 teens go around the world on a massive cruise ship, taking part in events that only Chris could come up with? Read to find out! Theme song is now UP! *APPS CLOSED*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 6/25/2011
My Name is Kenny by Marcus Absent reviews
Kenny has a curse: he can't die. How did he get this curse, and what will he do about it? There's hurt, love, betrayal, friendship, and the final truth awaiting for those who read. Rated T for some swearing. South Park doesn't belong to to me. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Kenny M. - Complete
Total Drama The Haunted Mansion by KATTALNUVA reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Halo. Fourteen campers are kidnapped and locked in a haunted mansion completely cut off from the outside world. To win this game they must survive a night of fright and deduce their captor's identity.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,886 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Complete
Maybe I Am Crazy by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
Maybe I am crazy but the laughter makes the pain pass by. Maybe Izzy is crazy but who are you to judge? This redheaded girl has a deep past behind her. Izzy finds herself tucked away in the insanity ward at a mental hospital. But how had all come to this?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Izzy
Ed's Story As Written By Ed by HyperInuyasha reviews
A badfic that was written by Ed. Oh dear.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Ed - Complete
Total Drama World Tour Plus Seven by TelevisionGamer reviews
What would happen if Beth, Eva, Geoff, Justin, Katie, Sadie and Trent were in Total Drama World Tour? Think no further. Rated T for swearing and because Izzy and Eva are being Izzy and Eva.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/19/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011
Total Drama Anime by Anime-Cartoon Freak reviews
Total Drama is back! Chef invents a device that allows you to jump though dimensions but instead the contestants jump though animes. Bleach, Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, you name it! 22 contestants, several animes, singing and anime challenges! CLOSED!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
All Too Easy by hopesuffocating reviews
An argument about the thermostat pushes Leonard too far. Rated M for violence and general darkness.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Total Drama Reactions by youfilthyderfocrat reviews
Most of the TDI/TDWT cast watches a disturbing video called 2 Girls 1 Cup. This is probably awful. Discontinued.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Cody, Sierra
My Mini Stories by Hooters45 reviews
See how I live with my OC's when I'm with them, and when they are alone.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011
Those Three by metasgirl reviews
When the Happy Tree Friends plus a few friends Leave on a vacation, three cerial killers will come back to enact their revenge. ***NOW ACCEPTING OCS*** Rated for language, violence, gore, and sexual references. NO LEMONS/LIMES.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2011
Friday the 13 by BlueDragon88 reviews
Never build anything in friday the 13
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011
The List by HappyNoddleGirl666 reviews
It's been six years but the girls are back to making lists. But this time, instead of listing cutest boy, their rating cutest slash couple! Couples inside
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,349 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Complete
The Woody awards by McQueenfan95 reviews
So, I finally got around to getting off my butt and counting the votes. Also, contains an anouncement about a future fic. No drugs, sex, alcohol, cussing or blood and gore. Sorry.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2011
25 Ways To Annoy Your Favorite TDI Characters by Theater Of The Mind reviews
Read the title people... Anyways, I am explaining and elaborating a few ways to annoy each character, Trent is up chapter 26
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 21,932 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
NO 0 by Hooters45 reviews
The life of Zer0 and Jessie before they moved to Happy Tree Town, the story of obsessed parents looking for them. Can Zer0 stay away from them to have his own freedom? Accepting OC's
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Complete
Tree intruder by McQueenfan95 reviews
I worte this after hearing Antoine Dodson's version of the bed intruder song. There's a little bit of the annoying orange in there too.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Complete
Epic Rap Battles Of History: Episode 3 by KJMusical reviews
This is my 3rd episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History: KJMusical Edition. This is Ghost Vs. Evil Flippy. R&R! Don't like? Don't read!
Crossover - Call of Duty & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Ghost, Flippy - Complete
Emma's father by Dsman reviews
Emma never meet her father but with a single letter she will finally have a chance.
Stoked - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Emma - Complete
Who will Duncan Choose? by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Gwen or Courtney? Duncan finally makes a choice in this parody!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Duncan - Complete
Last In Line by Searose reviews
Lana/Cheryl. Takes place at the end of 1x10: "Dial M for Mother". Cheryl may be last in line to "get it on" with Lana, but she won't settle for anything less than the real deal.
Archer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/19/2011
Rumors Can Hurt by Ultra Zebraman reviews
Ed, Edd, n Eddy's friendship are in shambles. The reason is that there is a rumor that they are gay. However, they go on a journey to find out if they are really gay. I'm retiring from fanfiction and going onto fictionpress.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Eds
The Total Drama Host: Then and Now by pinkluver93 reviews
Did you ever wonder why Chris, the host of Total Drama, is sadistic, evil, and loves to see the campers suffer? Rated T for safety. *UPDATED* Best to read all chapters to understand the story completely.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Haven by TOSTRwaffles reviews
Accepting OCs. After a plague decimates the world, survivors band together against wandering gangs, fighting for food, shelter, weapons, and a way out of this hell. Intro for my OC Andy.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011
Ed Abuse A Story of Siblings by Tnelson711 reviews
After many years of being picked on by Sarah, Ed snaps. And boy, is he mad! Remake of my old fanfiction, Ed Abuse. Rated T for some dark themes. Chapter 4 is up!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ed, Sarah
Listen to the Music by Hooters45 reviews
Cuddles thinks he's a great guitar player, well he's about to find out that he sucks!First FIC. WARNING:Short&Suckish
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Cuddles - Complete
Ask Bridgette by lovingrace reviews
This is Bridgette here to answer questions that you have about my life like home, Total Drama and maybe Geoff..
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,382 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bridgette
Paranormal Edtivity by Ultra Zebraman reviews
The Eds try to uncover a secret that is haunting them. However, what the find out might be more horrific than anything they've scene. Review and NO FLAMERS! No Anons.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Eds
SpongeBob HeroPants by TDITyler102 reviews
What ever happened after SpongeBob The Movie? What happened to King Neptune and Mindy. A continuation from this epic movie. Rated K.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/25/2011 - SpongeBob, Patrick
Total Drama Season 3 by Noveriak reviews
Total Drama Prison, the sequel to Total Drama Season 2. Follow the winning contestants of last season to a Prison. Yeah...flame if you must, but tell me if you like it.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,315 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Total Drama Island Season 2 by Noveriak reviews
This is a continuation from the first season of Total Drama Island, only the hunt for the million dollar case didn't happen. Sorry, the chapters are kind of short and written script like: so flame if you must, I already have the series written up.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,091 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Switched by Spandyfan123 reviews
Flippy and SpongeBob wind up switching bodies :O OH THE DRAMA! XD no slash O O i know i said SpongeBob and Flippy in the thingy there vvvv but i didn't mean as a COUPLE! yeesh that'd be gross, no actually this is a SxS and FxF fic-WOO! :D enjoy!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 7/17/2010 - SpongeBob, Flippy
Down to Earth by Saltypepper reviews
After receiving a head injury, Ed is knocked out of his fantasy world and finds himself on Earth. EdxEdd
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 966 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Ed, Edd
What happens When Ed doesn't have Butter Toast by Ultra Zebraman reviews
Ed destroys the planet Earth over Butter Toast
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Ed
Phone Call! by StickWithaPseudonym reviews
Flaky wasn't always shy. At least until she called Flippy during the wrong time. Rated M for FlippyxEvil yaoi, spanking and tiny bits of violence. My first yaoi that is close to erotic o.o
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Flippy - Complete
How to Tell by Star the Cat reviews
After Mime finds out about Emmet's true father, he is stuck between the two biological parents to either tell Emmet the truth, or to supress it and let him go on with his carefree life.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Mime
Total Drama India by GermanyMadridista4Life reviews
The rangers from Toronto Zoo: Heather, Gwen, Noah, Courtney, Trent, Harold and LeShawna, get a big surprise. And an adventurous and dangerous trip to an Asian country *on hiatus*
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2011
Avoid Evil Surival Guide by Mkad07 reviews
Tired to be kill all the time by PTSD bear even if the town given you immortal. Well look in this survial rule in order to free of the danger...well maybe
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Flippy
Total Drama Horror by Kirbyfan11 reviews
22 teenagers will be picked to join Total Drama Horror, a Total Drama show only filled with horrifying challenges! APPS OPEN!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/6/2011
Total Sibling Rivalry by Kelsica2 reviews
12 campers and their siblings compete for half a million dollars in TSR! Day 21: Okay,this is just weird. You're gonna have to read to find out what happens in this episode of TOTAL SIBLING RIVALRY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 267,075 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 11/22/2008
The Camping Trip by 00Firefly reviews
Cuddles books a camping trip for week.. Will Flaky and Flippy's Relationship Blossom, or crash down before their eyes? Will the great outdoors get the best of everybody? Read to find out! Chapter 2 is up
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
McLane Academy by Bowserboy129 reviews
with the money chris gained from his show he opened up an academy for those with special abilatys bu don't want to be a hero or villian type welcome to McLane Academy
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,248 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Chris M.
99 Ways To Kill, Torture, and Annoy Chris by Enigma Dragon Warrior reviews
Are you tired of Chris's sadism? Do you want to pent your frustrations on the host? If you do, you've came to the right place! Submit ways to kill, torture, mutilate, and annoy Chris. Best of all, your fantasies will happen! On torture #18.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Chris M.
That's Enough! by AnimeToonz19 reviews
Based off the end of "Tieg For Two", everyone finds out the truth about Quagmires hate for Brian and decides to do something to get to the bottom of the problem. Quagmire Fans Beware! Sorry if chapters 2&3 are rants. Rated for a little language and such.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Brian G., Quagmire, G. - Complete
On the job by SoulTheWolf reviews
Flippy and Cuddles get jobs at McDonald's. What could possibly go wrong? T for stuff in later chapters.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Flippy, Cuddles
Ask Sierra! by Lanthanide reviews
Always wanted to know secrets of the Total Drama contestants? Then Ask Sierra! She'll answer anything from interviewing! First chapter is ONLY an intro. Beth is next! Meanwhile, ASK QUESTIONS ABOUT BLAINELEY IN REVIEWS ONLY! Thanks! :
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Sierra
The Final Laugh by Ginkyofu13 reviews
Ed is grounded on his birthday, but his destiny changes forever thanks to the laptop and quiz. It is a oneshot and then a pairing Ed and Doremi. EEnExOjamajo DoremixOuran crossover. Warning: Ed is OOC.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,104 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Ed, Sarah - Complete
Stranded by Koyuki Hime reviews
following the finale of Total Drama world tour, the contestants flee the volcano's wrath, wash up on another Hawaiian island, find Chris is gone and that a Hurricane is on it's way. full summary inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,665 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 4/13/2011
Save Me by Jnk1296 reviews
What is Izzy's life like after Total Drama is all said and done? Well, it isn't pretty. This will become an Ezzy FanFic after a few chapters. Rated M for mild to moderate language. WILL NO LONGER BE UPDATED AS I AM WORKING ON SOMETHING NEW!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Izzy
23 Times something went wrong by Megaphone.Kills.You reviews
25 Characters. 23 AUs. 23 One-Shots. Every Happy Tree Friend gets his time to shine but something always goes wrong. Angst, humor, crossovers. They have to go through it all. Ch.6: He's not entirely human and he thinks that's why. He's only partly right.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011
Giggles In Charge by HappyTreeGirl reviews
Giggles and Lammy are in war of who is becoming the next Mayor of Happy Tree Town!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Giggles, Lumpy
Running by Jnk1296 reviews
A discarded intro for a new project I'm working on. I believe i may have pushed Izzy to her breaking point this time...
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Izzy - Complete
Why Papa? by XoXMariah n' SieoreXoX reviews
Gwen's life was perfect until one tragic accident that changed her, her father, her life. Her father is abusive, and her and her brother, Alex, are scared for their lives...what'll happen to them? Gwens POV
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 23,246 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Gwen - Complete
Super Random Happy Tree Friends TOD by 00Firefly reviews
Well not much to say but send in truths and dares and first chapter is a weird introduction type thing. LOL Rated M Just in case The truths and dares get outa hand saafty first XD
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,984 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Cub, Giggles - Complete
Total Drama Boarding School by GoldiLocksHana reviews
School's out for the summer - but not for these kids. Oh no. Their going back baby, and trying their chance to win a million big ones. Send me your OC and see if they win - or simply survive Chef's school food!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
My Best Friend by Afro.Bed.Head reviews
The campers are stuck inside their cabins because of heavy rain, but someone from Gwen's past shows up. The only thing is, Lucy's dead, and now other campers are experiencing similar things...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Gwen
HTF Truth or Dare by FlippyxFlaky reviews
******THIS STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED!****** This is what HAPPENS WHEN I GET BORED! Rated M For very colourful language, sexual references, yaoi, and EXTREME RANDOMNESS!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,028 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010
ohmygoditstotaldrama by kibafang01 reviews
Kenny Mccormick from south park Calorado gets onto total drama island there will be no kenny deaths the pairing will be kenny/duncan
Crossover - South Park & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Kenny M., Duncan
Total Drama Island by TDITyler102 reviews
My OC, Tyler, joins twenty-one other campers on a reality show! On Day 1, the campers have had to dive off a cliff, race with crates, and build a hot tub! It's a crazy, wild ride! Rated T for mild coarse language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Tyler, Noah
You choose Oneshot's! by AleHeatherFTW1020 reviews
Leave a review on a couple you like and I'll write a onshot about them! Read the chapter inside for more details! I'll do any couple! Really!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2011
Madhouse by Kalgante reviews
Flippy and Nutty have finally been admitted to an insane asylum. Nutty can handle it, but Flippy's other self can't. with that, how will things turn out in this Madhouse? NYA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! rating may rise.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,503 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Nutty, Flippy
Family Complications by 00Firefly reviews
Sequel to Empty Bliss. Flaky and Flippy got married and had 3 wonderful children. But with them two as parents things are bound to be crazy. And with a crazy family comes whack complications. Warning Extreme randomness in most chapters
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Flaky, Flippy - Complete
50 Random Words Of Izzy And DJ by Double RJ reviews
Using a Random Word Generator I have created 50 short sweet words of Izzy x DJ! Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,379 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Izzy, DJ - Complete
Total Drama TimeWarp by YearOfZero reviews
With the dawn of the Time Machine it inspires the producers of Total Drama another idea of a new season of Total Drama to give 1 out of 20 people a chance to win one million dollars! Apps Closed
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011
Hello, Hello by Bishop Sasarai reviews
NoahxCody Izzy's adamant declarations that Noah loves Cody start something in motion that Noah's not ready for. Too bad Cody's going to get caught in the crossfire. WARNING: Condescending Noah. This is Noah's POV and we all know he's rude.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,634 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Cody, Noah
The Atonement of Meg Griffin by introspection11 reviews
Find out the main reason Meg is despised the way she is by the people around her- and it's not just her looks or her attitude. Also, find out how Peter got that dumb and what deep, dark, family secret Glenn Quagmire keeps hidden from the world. UPDATED
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Meg G., Quagmire, G.
Total Mesozoic Island by The Extreme PurpleBandit X3000 reviews
The 22 teens from Total Drama Island are invited back for a second season. Little do they know that pretty soon, they're going to be running for their lives. This story happens after TDI and before TDA. Rated T for death.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Complete
Last one Left by Mimi the deer reviews
OC GAME SHOW appecting lots of ocs , could you survive anything nature Throws at you , well what about anything Greg and co throw at you
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011
Total Drama Quiz Show: Guys Vs Girls 1 by Noel Batsworth reviews
Ten on Total Drama's favorite contestants compete
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011
Kalgante's Request Archive by Kalgante reviews
This is my official request story archive just to be convenient. our next story: Like A Lump In My Side Fido , Last story: Home Wrecker Lifty X Eme
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 3/27/2011
Triple Baby Dolls by Emo Princess Addie reviews
Eddy had an idea for a baby sitting business. Double D gets the idea to cloan Alyssa, Alice, and Alex. But what happens if something goes wrong, and he ends up turning the Als in to babies? OH THE HUMANITY!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Total Drama World Tour Reunion by DIM666 - Insane Leader reviews
The 24 former players that survived TDWT are brought to a luxurious hotel in Montreal. There, Chris is roping 20 of them into season 4 for 2011! You know he will, but how? Find out here, on TOTAL DRAMA REUNION. Precedes Total Drama Indianapolis. Complete!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,208 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Xeno's Xenocidal HTF Shorts by Xenophobic reviews
The titles says it all. still accepting OCs
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,147 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011
Bermuda: The Devil's Triangle by DJ Shifty reviews
What horror awaits a group of seagoers as they drift into The Bermuda Triangle? Accepting OCs, rating may be bumped up higher in later chapters.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011
One Hell Of A Road Trip by whyareyourightinfrontofme reviews
Never steal a minivan rated M for later chapters OC S I NEED YOUR HELP
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011
Xeno's OC Submission Station by Xenophobic reviews
Submit your OCs here to see them involved in humiliating and hilarious situations, and dont worry. my OCs will be humiliated too!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 3/22/2011
Totally Awesome Island by The Extreme PurpleBandit X3000 reviews
24 or more cartoon characters from Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon and Disney Channel compete against each other to win 100,000 dollars. Who will win this massive prize? Find out on Totally Awesome Island! GRAND FINALE HAS BEEN PUBLISHED!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 30,962 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Complete
Carrot X Lumpy by Kalgante reviews
i have happily taken over ButterflyBabyBlue's request stories for her. this one was passed to me by her for FoxyTheFox's friend for her OC Carrot and Lumpy enjoy!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Lumpy, Flaky - Complete
Kiss! by Ice Cream Social reviews
Cub has inexplicable knowledge. Once Pop figures out why he has to experience some embarrassment, and try do some damage control. Implied SLASH, DiscoBear x Pop. Humanized.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Pop, Cub
Happy Tree Fanfiction by StickWithaPseudonym reviews
One day Lammy finds a site called Fanfiction and is absorbed by the stories told about her Happy Tree Town. Violence.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Complete
Feelings Revealed by LostSoldierofWAR reviews
Evil has feelings for his good side, but how will things turn out once he reveals his feelings to him? FlippyxEvil
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Flippy
captured Evil by LostSoldierofWAR reviews
A short story that I did based on a picture a friend made. You can find the picture on Deviant art by the user MetaLatias5. The pic is called captured Fliqpy, but I prefer writing Evil for my stories
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Flippy - Complete
Wounded by LostSoldierofWAR reviews
Evil arrives back from war to find Flippy wounded badly. Someone had attacked Flippy and was still around waiting to finish what he started. FlippyxEvil. Written a long time ago, so might not be that good.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,101 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Flippy
Black Box HTF ToD by Mishi Tamashi reviews
This is a little ventage system for two brats and they get to cause chaos with the Happy Tree Folk. Your hosts Mishi and Kenji will ask the dirty question and get the shocking answers here in the Black Box!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011
Gwen's Unexpected Love by OrangeDetermination reviews
After being kicked off TDWT, Gwen meets Blaineley. They develop feelings for each other. Blaineley wants to bring Gwen back on TDWT with her. Warning! This story is yuri, so anyone under 16, Read At Your Own Risk!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Gwen, Blaineley - Complete
Scourge of the Moose by Kalgante reviews
When a high school rival returns to Tree Town Lumpy finds himself grieving in his past. will this be his chance to fix all that had been broken in this otherwise carefree moose?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Lumpy, Sniffles
Award show ballot by McQueenfan95 reviews
Cast your votes for awards winners here. Please only choose one person for each award. Anonymus votes now allowed. Even anonymus people have a voice.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011
Courage by Son of Ophiuchus reviews
Flippy repents for attacking Flaky after flipping out by caring for her. FlippyxFlaky *Remake of SSJ4 GOKU VS SSJ4 SONIC's original story* NOTE: I'm currently rewriting this story. Look out for the remake soon.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Dirty Jokes 3 by McQueenfan95 reviews
You asked for it, you got it! Here it is. Another collection of dirty jokes.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Flippy the unicorn 2 by McQueenfan95 reviews
Countinuation of Flippy the unicorn. Nuff said.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Flippy - Complete
Gay Bar by XoXMariah n' SieoreXoX reviews
Ok, this is by far the funniest story I have ever done! Song fic one shot. This is for all the people who voted Humor on the poll on muh profile! Ok, so Duncan and Geoff got drunk at a bar right? So yeah, things get weird...Rated T b/c of certain reasons.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Duncan, Geoff - Complete
Total Smut Island by SK-sama reviews
Posted because in my opinion, you can never have too much smut. Stories contain mostly yaoi, some yuri and a bit of hetero. I will give warnings at the beginning of each chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,555 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Tyler, Alejandro
Dirty jokes 2 by McQueenfan95 reviews
More dirty jokes. Get ready to laugh. Rated for sex, alcohol, and language.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Complete
Flippy the unicorn by McQueenfan95 reviews
A spoof of Charlie the unicorn. With Flippy as Charlie, Petunia as Violet, and Giggles as Magenta. rated K.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Flippy - Complete
Nerfin' USA by McQueenfan95 reviews
A possible episode of Happy Tree Friends. ONESHOT.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Cuddles, Toothy - Complete
Dirty Jokes by McQueenfan95 reviews
A series of short clips made around dirty jokes. I was LMFAO when I wrote this. Rated M duh
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
HTF South Park by McQueenfan95 reviews
A quick fic I came up with on my way home. Virtually pointless, yet still funny. Rated M for South Park language.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Complete
Happy Tree Huggers by The Young and Free Dragon reviews
The environmental disaster by the name of "Lumpy" is wrecking havoc on the forest. Now, Giggles will take things into her own paws and become an "Environmental Terrorist"; bent on nothing less than the moose's demise. Whatever way possible.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Giggles, Lumpy
The Bully by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
"Look at her, she thinks she's so cool." The voice tore through Gwen like a knife through her heart. "But she's a total freak. Miss gothy doesn't belong here, she doesn't belong anywhere. Not even the dog pound." Slight Mature Theme
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Gwen - Complete
What Might Have Been: Island by The Lightened One reviews
It's incredible how one little event can have such a huge impact on multiple lives. In this story one small joke on Chris creates a different set of events than what would have been. No this isn't the Twilight Zone. This is Total Drama Island.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2011
Three's a Crowd by Animegx43 reviews
All Flippy wants is to have a quiet day to enjoy his date. But Lumpy is making it more exciting then he really needs it to be. Will Flippy enjoy a quiet dinner with Flaky, or will Flippy have to kill Lumpy first?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Kissing Backwards by TheSocialLoner reviews
Actually, I want to say a lot more than a simple hello, but I fear that's all you'd let me get in before biting my head off. You're not exactly what I would call 'approachable'. GxC Oneshot
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Gwen, Courtney
Cold Hard Lemonade by Animegx43 reviews
Lifty and Shifty become determined to rob Giggles and Petunia of their money. Will they succeed? Probably not. HTF oneshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Lifty, Shifty - Complete
The Runaway Returns Original by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
10 Years ago,after TDI had finished,Courtney found she was with child.Scared,she ran away from everyone.Now,10 years later,her daughter get a role in a major film.Little does she know,her dad in the film is her real dad!Will she discover the truth?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 38,932 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/21/2011 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Four Shaves and a Haircut by Animegx43 reviews
Lumpy plus scissors equals bad! How will his stupidity bring problems to him his customers, and his hair salon? A HTF oneshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Lumpy, The Mole - Complete
Not where he wanted to be by ChloeRhiannonX reviews
'This wasn't where he wanted to be. He wanted to be with his girlfriend, by her side, holding her hand, squeezing her tight. He didn't want to be stuck in his bedroom.' Duncan is grounded, but he wants to be Courtney.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Duncan - Complete
Happy Tree Friends jackass by McQueenfan95 reviews
The HTFs make a new jackass movie. Nuff said. Rated M for language and jackass. I wanna be covered.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
Cub and The Chocolate Factory by Animegx43 reviews
Pop and Cub gets to go on a tour to the great chocolate factory. Will they live to see the end of the tour? Only one way to find out. Parody of Willy Wonka btw
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,460 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Pop, Cub - Complete
InterChanged by Evil13Angel reviews
What if Flaky had Flippy's personality? What if Flippy had hers? One-shot. X
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Flippy, Flaky - Complete
Happy Tree Friends with hats by McQueenfan95 reviews
A short series based on a dream I had where Flippy was staying with me at my house. Yes, I fell asleep watching Llamas with hats. I'm sorry. Some language, blood and gore and some Flippy/Cuddles. Rated M to be safe.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,792 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Flippy, Cuddles - Complete
My Retarded FlippyEvil fic by FlippyxFlaky reviews
What happens when Flippy stares at a tree? What happen if a lemon kinda happens? What happens when Evil cries over the ending of Titanic? I DON'T KNOW! It's retarted,so HAAAA
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Flippy - Complete
Happy Tree Camp! by Phoenix Reece reviews
A story, originally by xXMethereaperXx, that I have had the honor of re-doing. Chapter 25, the absolute finale is fianlly here! Completed thanks to YOUR constant support!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,356 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Total Drama Fan Fiction Aftermath by TDI Charlie Brown reviews
The cast of Total Drama gathers together on the Aftermath show to show their gratitude towards the writers of fan fiction. But what happens when an uninvited guest appears to attempt to ruin the show? Read and review!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bridgette, Geoff - Complete
The night Flippy went crazy by McQueenfan95 reviews
A dumb song I came up with. Yes, I know it sucks. I tried to make it ryme, but I failed at times. Only because none of the HTF's have a name that rymes with "chicken". Anyway, based off the Weird Al song, "the night Santa went crazy".
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Flippy - Complete
Happy Anal Friends by SANDMAN78308 reviews
If you have no sense of humour, or you are a dickless sewer wank, I'd advise you don't read this
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,091 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Complete
Duck Duck Moose by Lucky-Angel135 reviews
Giggles has been given the worst news of her fifty plus lives so far. Lumpy, the blue monster/walking environmental hazard, has put the moves on her mother claiming they will be a happy family. Yeah, over her dead body. Or bodies...
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,953 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Giggles, Lumpy
Only You And Ed by Hejin57 reviews
For Ed, Edd n' Eddy, their biggest problem has always been the Kanker Sisters. Convinced that they'll never be rid of them, they turn to a risky solution devised by Double D. But this solution has dire consequences. And The Eds never saw them coming...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Eds, Kankers
Dance Dance Macabre by deadliving reviews
Disco Bear is teaching dance Lessons! This cannot end well... Oneshot!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Disco Bear, Lumpy - Complete
HTF and Naruto TRUTH or DARE! by Kitsunegirl693 reviews
My two favorite T.V. shows Happy Tree Friends and Naruto. What can I say? WARNING: My contain randomness, cursing, and gore.
Crossover - Naruto & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,769 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010
Joy to the World & Other TDI Parody's by Cereal-Killa reviews
TDI Parody songs- really funny. Current Parody: 'Our Team Sucks' a parody of 'Bottoms Up' by Trey Songz ft. Nikki Minaj -I own none of the original songs but I have a claim on all the parodies-
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,048 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Complete
Chri's Temper Tantrum by KatieLove101 reviews
Parody of Scrooge's tantrum from Ducktales.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Chris M. - Complete
total drama random apps open by xxxluvpancakesxxx reviews
37 teens compete in random challenges for one million dollars apps open
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/10/2010
This morning I killed you by nhj0909 reviews
Cub x Pop. Don't read if you don't like it.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Cub, Pop - Complete
His real name isn't Chris, EH! by The Lightning Knight reviews
Ezekiel testifies against the sadist hosts who makes bad things happen... IN SONG!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Ezekiel, Chris M. - Complete
A Moose of Destruction by Sfdgoz by Sfdgoz reviews
A Poem about that lovable, ignorant moose we know as Lumpy!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Lumpy - Complete
I'm NOT the girl by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Cody is NOT the girl in this relationship! Even though he's the only one who seems to think so. NoCo
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Cody, Noah - Complete
Ich Komm Wieder by deadliving reviews
Before people realized the immortality the town gives them, Lumpy's ressurection sends the citizens into a panic.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Lumpy, Cuddles
Total Drama Chalkboard Bungle by Sweetheart1012 reviews
Chris hires Chef Hatchet to teach Ducan, Courtney & Owen but can he? Parody of Animaniacs Episode Chalkboard Bungle
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Duncan, Courtney - Complete
Stuck In Alberta by TDITyler102 reviews
A one shot about AlejandroxHeather. The story takes place not long after Awww, Drumheller.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Alejandro, Heather - Complete
Diary of a Madman by SANDMAN78308 reviews
SUMMARY!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/17/2010
Friends at Work by Boulder the Dragon reviews
Cuddles and Toothy build a house! This can't end well... One-Shot, comedy fic. Meant as a short break from my more serious stories.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Cuddles, Toothy - Complete
Courtney Meets Rachel by NeverGoesToSleep reviews
Set after season two of Total Drama, and season one of Glee. Courtney moves to a new town and has a few weeks of school to do before she goes off traveling the world. She hopes no one here hates her, but most people do, save for one Rachel Berry...
Crossover - Total Drama series & Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,428 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Courtney, Rachel B.
Living in Hell by DuncanandGwen4ever reviews
This is a story of how Gwen's life went after her dad left. I know Gwen's family isnt really like this, but its how I pictured it.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Gwen - Complete
Total Bloody Murder by BXVAce reviews
Total Drama Island/Bloody Murder crossover. My first submited story. The campers are trapped on the island with serial killer Trevor Moorehouse. Who will live? Who will die? Gore, violance and language. Now M rated.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Trent, Gwen - Complete
Another story, now get out of my face by SANDMAN78308 reviews
ANOTHER STORY BECAUSE I LIKE TO UPDATE THIS THING!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2010
Those Green Eyes by deadliving reviews
Childhood is a scarred, tattered thing, and first impressions are everything... Oneshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Flippy, Giggles - Complete
How the Chef Stole Christmas Extended by Sonowa reviews
Dr. Seuss meets Total Drama Island in a retelling of a holiday classic... again. Now with a bonus parody song from Janey1097. Christmas in June, anybody?
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Chef Hatchet - Complete
Horror Movie Love part 2: The Devil Returns by Infected Bliss reviews
Duncan and Gwen are still in love. Picks up from Horror Movie Love part 1. DXG Enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,556 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Cub Gets Raped by SANDMAN78308 reviews
Lyrics for song ;3
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010
Our Romance by SANDMAN78308 reviews
TootyXTimmy fanfic
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010
Cemetery Fker by SANDMAN78308 reviews
Short horror story.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2010
Terror of Light by SANDMAN78308 reviews
A little horror poem/story
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Horror/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/1/2010
Lammy and MrPickle Uncut by SANDMAN78308 reviews
Uncut explicit content
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/30/2010
The Mussings Of Ned Flanders Slash by Jade Watson reviews
Implied sexual relations between Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders. Pretty Tame, no smut, all implied. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ! This ladies and gents, is the slash version to my friendship fic between Ned and Homer. I'll repeat-DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Homer S., Ned F.
MAH CAPPELO STORY GUIZ by SANDMAN78308 reviews
Please write a short story summary with a 255 characters limit NO
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Complete
The Interpretation of A Demon by SANDMAN78308 reviews
The new resident, Lammy, is not all she seems.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010
Most Romantic Story Ever by SANDMAN78308 reviews
FLIPPY AND FLAKY FOREVER!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2010
Lost Love by Wepdiggy reviews
A short drabble about love lost, and those that are there to pick up the pieces. It's really a humor piece, but I don't want to give too much away. Please read and review!
Archer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Happy Tree Eds by Cannox reviews
After Lumpy accidently uses Sniffles teleporter, it brings the most unlikey trio to them: the Eds! Will the Eds be able to adapt to their new surroundings, and most importantly, will they be able to go home? No death in this, only humor.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,583 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Sniffles
Fuelin' Around by xXMethereaperXx reviews
Owning a Car may cost more than an arm and a leg! Starring: Lumpy, Handy, Toothy. Featuring: Lifty, Shifty, and Cuddles.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Complete
Horror Movie Love by Infected Bliss reviews
Heather gets eliminated instead of Gwen, will Gwen and Duncan get closer in the Horror movie challenge? This is what I think would have happened if Heather left instead of Gwen in episode 7.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Uncle Lumpy and His Friends by deadliving reviews
Lumpy teaches the HTFs about the wonderful world. If only he made it sound so wonderful...Oneshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Complete
Biest by deadliving reviews
Monsters don't live under your bed, they lay next to you. They share your house, your food, your friends, and may even give you their undying love. Spin-off of Laichzeit
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Flippy, Splendid
Gasoline by deadliving reviews
Lumpy is given an assault vehicle, a fire fighting squad, and turpentine. Can't you guess what happens next? One-shot
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Complete
TDM Story by Duncan612 reviews
My version of how TDM should be. Duncan has won 1,000,000 from Total Drama Action, but who will win this season? Will it be Duncan again or someone else, like one of the two newcomers, Alejandro and Sierra. Read on to find out! Rated T for mild language.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 31,333 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Roger the explorer by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Mark walks in on Roger watching Dora the explorer and Roger convinces him to watch it with him. To bad for Mark that Roger gets rather angry when watching Dora
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
Total Drama Pothead by n5d25d90 reviews
Whoooooooa, okay, I'm supposed to be doing a sum... sum... uh... whatever, read this. WARNING: If you're underage, don't listen to the summary guy. Stay away from this fic.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Roommate Surprise by ShadowLaou reviews
Emma returns from a great day of surfing, only to find that her roommates are in the middle of something. Major lemon. Girl on girl. You have been warned.
Stoked - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Emma - Complete
The fan and his hero by Doomed Desires reviews
Toothy and Splendid now are a couple and they are happy together. But Splendont has plans and ruins their momment by taking Splendid's prized possesions. Now he and his boyfriend go to retrive the possessions in the biggest adventure ever! T/S
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Toothy, Splendid
Ed Abuse by Tnelson711 reviews
Sarah abuses Ed, but Ed doesn't mind. But what does Ed get out of it...? REVIEW! New Policy for fanfictions: If you favorite it, then you have to review it. Okay? Rated T for mild language, violence, and death. Dark ending removed due to bad reaction. XP
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Ed, Sarah - Complete
FLIPPY AND ALE by SANDMAN78308 reviews
I don't own ale this is purly a lulzy story and I have got nothing against ale it's just...I couldn't think of anyone else.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Complete
Popsicle by BridgettexCourtney reviews
Courtney had hated Gwen from the second she'd hopped onto the Dock of Shame. Now, standing there while Gwen and LeShawna enjoyed their Popsicles by the pool at Playa De Loser, she hated her more than ever, because she wanted her. GxC Yuri.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Courtney, Gwen - Complete
Grand theft auto:tree friends by SANDMAN78308 reviews
This is what happens when the HTF,s go to liberty city it's done.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Complete
Happy Taboo Friends DisnI Land by deadliving reviews
Cute, Cuddly, and absolutely disturbing!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009
Memory by gothgrrl13 reviews
AU. Walking down the dark and lonely streets, Hatchet stumbles upon a familiar face... Chef/Chris And a series of drabbles
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Chef Hatchet, Chris M.
Total Drama Island: HTF Edition by tony fox reviews
22 Campers. 500,000 Dollars. 1 Winner
Crossover - Happy Tree Friends & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Chris M.
Brainy Days Are Here Again by Felix Rodriguez reviews
When Sniffles uses his latest invention to make Lumpy smarter, it works! Lumpy now can solve puzzles, help Sniffles beat the ants, and he even helps to stop a robbery, but there are some unintended side-effects. Starring Sniffles and Lumpy. One-shot
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Urgent Business by Felix Rodriguez reviews
The Happy Tree Friends are in a meeting to pick their new character! Starring Lumpy. One-shot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Lumpy's Friends by deadliving reviews
I assume most of you know that Lumpy talks to lettuce. Lets see what else Lumpy does with his lettuces. Read and Reveiw!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Complete
Brah, you shoulda been there by itsyorukun44 reviews
This is Geoff's POV of what happened during the game night Mainly GeoffXDJ Please excuse my delay
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Geoff, DJ - Complete
A bit of Curiousity, and a dash of Slash by deadliving reviews
You ever think tose li'l cute cuddly and horribly wrong creatures ever wonder about what we write about them? Discover what happens when Flaky learns the true meaning of slash...
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Flippy song by deadliving reviews
Toothy is depressed, and Flippy wants to help him. Maybe he should have stayed with Flaky. Don't flame me! Flamers will be drowned in a gallon of laming gasoline! This was not my idea FYI.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
Be my Valentine by Doomed Desires reviews
Toothy is alone on Valentine's Day until Splendid shows him something he never had before...love. Toothy x Splendid SlASH. Oneshot.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Toothy, Splendid - Complete
Playing God by Sam-Sam-Samedi reviews
The blood painted snow like a blank canvas in the midst of creation, suddenly a display of something terrible and god-like. Eric Cartman centric, but through Stan's eyes. D: T for blood and gore.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Stan M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Total Drama Comeback by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The original 22 contestants are back on Wawanakwa for another season. Who will win? What new friendships and love interests will form? Can Ezekiel survive, and will Izzy find the jellybean smuggler? Completed, official pairings and more.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 375,353 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Ezekiel, Izzy - Complete
Falling for the Enemy by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Old habits die hard, as Duncan loots something from the Gopher girls' cabin. He's caught, more than once, and eventually he is alone with the enemy of his desires. The question is, will they kill each other before they kiss? Duncan/Leshawna.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,971 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Leshawna, Duncan - Complete
An Ezzy Theft by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Izzy steals Ezekiel's beloved toque, and a mad chase around Playa de Losers ensues! Why is she doing it, does she like him? And how does he feel about the toque-stealing redhead? Main pairing is Izzy and Ezekiel, includes other minor crack pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Izzy, Ezekiel - Complete
Twelve days of christmas: Happy Tree Friends style by Fanny Pak reviews
This is a parody of the famous christmas song "Twelve Days Of Christmas". And this time, the HTF stars will be in it. Enjoy!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Complete
Terror at Home by Magicfan reviews
Stan finds out that Francine is on the Terror watch list. Who will he defend: Family or country?
American Dad - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Complete
Accident by DubbleV reviews
She didn’t mean to, in fact, it wasn’t even her doing. But thanks to Justin every one saw her as the bad guy. Duncan/Courtney Justin/Courtney oooo chills!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 7/31/2008
Dominate by bam95 2 reviews
Merry Christmas and Happy holidys peoples. Heather x Lindsay. Possibly a one-shot Rated M for SC
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2008 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Heather, Lindsay
Prairie Boy and Nature Girl by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
The contestants cannot escape from Total Drama, and they're forced into the sixth season. On the bus ride there, Bridgette talks to Ezekiel, and she might get to like the lonely prairie boy. Ezekiel x Bridgette one-shot, for all those asking for one.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bridgette, Ezekiel - Complete
HTF: A Fan's Stories Episode 1: Workin it out by Dragonpinata354 reviews
What happens when Lumpy is repairing the road? Chaos could be our only choice! First episode.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
At your Circus by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
The circus is in town and Mime's the main attraction and out to give the audience a performance they'll never forget! Originally done by Handyman34
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Complete
Raccoonman of Friendcatraz by Mastershake178 reviews
Starring Shifty and Lifty! Featuring Lumpy and Flippy. Shifty and Lifty attempt to escape the local prison, but run into some problems. My first Happy Tree Friends story. Rated M for blood and gore.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Complete
Raising the Bar by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
When his plans to get the HTFs some cold drinks on a hot day goes wrong... he tries a DIFFERENT way to quench their thirst.... Originally done by Handyman34
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,638 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Worst Aid by Meowth's Toon Dragon reviews
What happens when you mix an injured anteater with an incompetent doctor? Total Hilarity! originally done by Handyman34
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Pity by DemiHuman123 reviews
I really just did it out of pity. Look what it got me though. Confusion, angst, and a near point of insanity. Ain't nights out with your friend just fun? SLASH. Disco Bear x Pop.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Disco Bear, Pop - Complete
Siblings by Jen-Bot reviews
Love such a beautiful thing but not everyone desreves it.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Ed, Sarah - Complete
Stuck by Evil-Mecha-Pilot reviews
Courtney experiences a little trouble in a challenge. One-Shot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Complete
Everyone loves communicators by I'll Cover Angel and Collins reviews
Robin gives ALOT of people Communicators and they use them to have affairs and keep secrets and did I mention Robins love for Myspace? R&R BBRae RaeSlade RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Starfire, Robin
Curiosity Killed the Ed by Shadowrisen reviews
A story apon Ed's life, his family and friends. What he really see's in his point of view. Ed want's his sister to change. But instead, the whole family changes, after a Tragic accident.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Ed, Sarah
Not Alone anymore by Kururu soucho boy reviews
On Valentines day, Flippy and Handy find someone to love. Handy x Flippy.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Handy, Flippy - Complete
Undone by GhostHelwig reviews
Sarah has a very different kind of day... Rated M for femslash, sexuality...
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Sarah, Nazz - Complete
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Unsuitable Suitors reviews
Noah's parents want grandchildren (or maybe they need money) so they sign him up for a reality show where Noah is presented with suitors that comprise every single suitor from Total Drama. Needless to say, Noah will find nearly all of them to be repulsing, but who will be the best match... or at least the least repulsing?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,624 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Noah
Cody and the Chocolate Factory reviews
Cody Anderson is a poor, starving boy who lives with his family. However, his life changes drastically one day after buying himself a bar of chocolate. Loosely based off of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory... only more twisted...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Cody, Geoff, Chris M.
Let's just Get this out of the Way reviews
Gwen and Noah are forced to write a history essay together. Noah is lazy and Gwen just wants to get it over and done with. Late birthday present for ThePessimisticRainbow.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21 - [Gwen, Noah] - Complete
Up In the Shaft reviews
Gwen manages to find out where Courtney and Chris live and track them down. Chris and Courtney must hide in the lift while Gwen terrorises their apartment block. What do they do to pass the time while they wait for Gwen to give up and leave? Contains OOC Gwen and references to more OOC characters.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] Gwen - Complete
Bait Gone Bad reviews
Scarlett sets up a trap so that Dave would lose more of her sanity, but instead she ends up arguing with Noah. Max and Alejandro also have an argument. Secret Santa for Blanche Et Noir Takaramono.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Scarlett, Max, Noah, Alejandro - Complete
The Transitioning reviews
Cody transitions to become a woman named Collie, and her life gets better as a result. That is until she finds herself in an uncomfortable, unexpected situation with someone she used to have a crush on while she was male. Needless to say, Collie's life hasn't changed much since the operation. Contains one-sided Gwody.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/22/2014
My Big Fat Creepy Roommate reviews
Having been kicked out of his parents' house, Justin moves into a new apartment block close to the beach. Unfortunately, there is only one resident who is willing to be Justin's roommate, and the feeling isn't mutual. WARNING: this may very well be one of the most disturbing stories you have ever read on the site.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - [Justin, Owen, Chef Hatchet] Trent
A Lesson for the Teacher reviews
Noah sees his history teacher outside of school while working at a shop. Stuff happens and Noah can never look at his teacher in the same way again. Let's just say that the teachers and students are not so different after all.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Noah, Chef Hatchet
Forest reviews
In "Hook, Line and Screamer", Gwen warned her fellow campers never to venture out into the woods alone. Years later, the warning slips DJ's mind. Now he's going to pay the price. He meets the very last person he wants to meet, who has a revelation for him that he's not prepared to hear.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Chef Hatchet, DJ] - Complete
Windows 10 reviews
Microsoft releases their new operating system, but the name of it is not the one the masses were expecting. One particular numerical cultist was not pleased.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Trent - Complete
Sugar! reviews
"The Kombucha! Mushroom pageant queen! Sitting around all day! WHO can believe her! WHO can believe her! Let Sugar's mother PRAY!" This story recounts a day of Sugar's life at the Playa. Inspired from a System of a Down song.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Parody/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Complete
Family-Unfriendly Aesop reviews
Chris and Courtney reluctantly visit Chris's mother. VERY reluctantly. They've both had terrible childhoods but they have no choice but for Chris to face his and for Courtney to face the memories of her's.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] OC - Complete
St Patrick's Disaster reviews
St Patrick's Day is a popular holiday celebrated across the globe. Sadly, this holiday will no longer be celebrated by the Total Drama cast, assuming any of them survives this epic disaster fueled by a problem with the date for the holiday.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,384 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Harold
Interdit reviews
Total Drama gets banned from television worldwide and Chris is going to drastic lengths to overturn the ban, starting with Canada. However, Chris brings the whole cast along with him and, given their behavioural patterns, getting the show unbanned won't be an easy task for our favourite egotistical, sadistic host.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 12/8/2013
The Day Shift reviews
TC, Drew and Paul get injured in an "accident" so they end up in hospital... DURING THE DAY! How will they cope when they discover that some of the day shift staff look like them but are completely different personality-wise? Warning and disclaimer inside. Contains some minor out-of-character moments.
Night Shift, 2014 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/8/2014 - TC Callahan, Drew A., Paul C.
Parasailing into Hell and Back reviews
Zoey and Duncan decide to go parasailing. Unfortunately, what was supposed to be an exciting adventure turned into a rollercoaster of fear and peril, curtesy of a certain OOC character. Written for GreenPokeGuy.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Duncan, Zoey] Brick - Complete
Prairie Comfort for Broken Hearts reviews
Set during the events of Total Drama Action, Bridgette has a turbulent breakup with Geoff. The breakup leaves her with an emotional strain, which is not helped by the fighting between Gwen, Courtney and Trent. Can Ezekiel help Bridgette cope with the breakup and set things right with Gwen, Trent and Courtney? Written for ewisko8.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Ezekiel, Bridgette] - Complete
Joyride reviews
Chris, Courtney, Chef and Duncan are going on a double date. Let's just say that the date did not turn out as they had planned. Contains Chrisney and Chefcan.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - [Chef Hatchet, Duncan] [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Retaliation in the Dark reviews
Duncan wakes up to find himself in a bizarrely awkward situation. Surrounded by darkness and having little or no room to move, what on earth is happening to him! Requested from Karts of Sugar Rush.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Chris M., Duncan - Complete
Chris Makes an Offer reviews
Courtney is not satisfied with her predicament. To cheer/shut her up, Chris proposes an offer to Courtney. Will Courtney take Chris up on his offer? Chrisney! Contains strong language at the beginning and some hetero-slash towards the end.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Courtney, Chris M.] - Complete
Doctor! Doctor! I uh Have a Problem reviews
We all know what the characters like to do in their spare time and behind closed doors, and we all know this is not something to be completely open about. However, some couples have to disclose what they do in private because of certain accidents that can only be fixed in the emergency room. WARNING: unsuitable for anyone who has not yet attained the age of consent.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2014
The Nunavut Case reviews
The territory of Nunavut is home to one of the most beautiful places in Canada. Sadly, it is home to one of the greatest atrocities that has ever hit recent Canadian history. And it is also home to one of the greatest contributors to global warming that has ever existed. Hence the territory's small population density.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013
A Frank Exchange of Opinions reviews
Everyone knows that Chef approached Izzy before he approached DJ for an alliance in Total Drama Action. But what if Chef asked another contestant before he asked Izzy? Rated M for having a lot of curse words. Inspired from a video I saw on YouTube.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Chef Hatchet, Duncan - Complete
Trent's Time Machine reviews
Trent wants to go on a journey in an attempt to re-write history to suit his number nine obsession. Join Trent, Harold, Duncan and a very reluctant Noah in one of the most epic time travel adventures yet! WARNING: Some of the events referenced in this fic can be controversial to some readers. Viewer discretion is advised. Collaboration with Snakeshark196.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Noah, Trent, Duncan, Harold
Incubus reviews
Bedtime is not just a time of the day/night when people sleep. For many people, it is a time to sit and think about past experiences, difficult, current situations and desires and ambitions for the future. It is also a time when weird things that are not supposed to happen take place anyway.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Date-Saster reviews
Chris, Chef and Blaineley take their dates out on a date... to the same restaurant! Now that all three are enemies, how will their dates turn out! Oh, and Trent is there as well. Contains mostly crack pairings.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Blaineley, Chef Hatchet, Chris M., Trent
Endless Corridor reviews
A common feature in many nightmares, horror movies and scary stories, sometimes it can be hard to tell which three of those is happening to you. Grey is just a gloomy colour. Rated for disturbing content. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [DJ, Duncan] - Complete
Total Drama Prison reviews
Duncan and Harold end up in jail because Harold ratted Duncan out for a crime he committed and used unorthodox methods to restrain Duncan. Turns out the whole cast is in jail. With Chris as the correctional officer and Chef and Blaineley as the wardens, chaos is inevitable as the contestants fight to avoid the cooler. Collaboration with I'll Cover Angel and Collins.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,226 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Blaineley
Love at First Sight reviews
You meet someone from the moment you lay eyes on them you fall in love. No matter who else you date, you cannot take your mind off that someone you met. Eventually, by coincidence, you meet the special someone again, date them, marry them and live happily ever after. Yeah, that must happen very often. Please note the sarcasm. Rated M for excessive cursing.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,762 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Duncan, Noah] - Complete
At least You're not as Annoying as the Others reviews
The contestants are now living in a different resort while Total Drama Pahkitew Island is being filmed. A lot of the contestants are annoyed, but Heather is especially not enjoying herself and neither is Alejandro. Especially when they have to deal with the shenanigans of most of the other characters.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2014 - [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
Raising an Adult Together reviews
Lana Winters and Wendy Peyser encounter Dr Oliver Thredson together. Thredson blackmails the couple into doing one thing for him. One big thing they must do to keep their relationship a secret. Lana and Wendy must be Oliver's mothers. And let's just say it won't be so easy for them. My first AHS story.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Lana W., Wendy P.] Dr. Thredson
Surrogate Son reviews
Duncan and Alejandro are a couple and they want to become fathers. However, because they couldn't find a surrogate mother or a child to adopt, they decide to kidnap Cody instead. WARNING: Very twisted and disturbing. Do not try what you read at home, or anywhere for that matter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/2/2013 - [Duncan, Alejandro] Cody
Cloning Machine reviews
Cloning is a highly contentious issue all across the globe. Some people consider it to be an innovation. Some consider it to be a taboo. And some like to take advantage of this very controversial debate for personal gain.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Justin, B - Complete
Justin Raves and Fails to Repeat reviews
A night out does not go as planned for Justin.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Complete
Christmas is not all that Merry at the Playa reviews
The cast is spending Christmas on the Playa. Normally Christmas would be the most wonderful time of the year for many people worldwide. However, for the cast of Total Drama this may very well be the least wonderful time of the year.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/4/2013
A Night Out for Two - Two as in Two Couples reviews
Chris and Courtney are having a romantic evening together. Too bad a romantic evening for Duncan and Mal is to make the evening less romantic for Chris and Courtney. This story is rated M for a REASON - if you know what I mean... *wink, wink*.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] [Duncan, Mike] - Complete
What a Night of Dinner and too much Champagne! reviews
DJ and Katie are throwing a dinner party that involves lovely food, a relaxing atmosphere and the all-important champagne. What could go wrong? Written for a Secret Santa project on the Total Drama Writers' Forum.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [DJ, Katie] - Complete
From One Hole to Another reviews
Duncan is finally released from jail after a tough time in there. However, will this mean the beginning of a new, bright, awesome life for Duncan, who has resolved to be good from now on? Depends on what way you look at the events depicted in this story. ENJOY!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2013 - [Chef Hatchet, Duncan]
My Time Working at the Gas Station reviews
Duncan reflects on his time working at a crummy gas station. He hated working there, but at least something good came out of it. And that was love. Oh, and Trent is in it too.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2013 - [Duncan, DJ] - Complete
Total Drama: Island Renewed reviews
After bailing out of jail, Chris brings all thirty-eight contestants from all four previous seasons plus Chef to compete in another season after Camp Wawanawkwa has been restored to its former glory. What chaos and drama ensues now that even Chef and Blaineley are forced to compete?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,725 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012
Courtney's Naughty Neighbours reviews
After All Stars ended, the show was put on hiatus because Chris needed some time to relax. And what better way to relax than to rent a house next to one of the contestant's house in the suburbs? Rated for several suggestive innuendos.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] [Heather, Alejandro] - Complete
My Part reviews
Owen is hungry but he's out of food and all of the shops in his local area are closed. But Brick has some food in his apartment and he's willing to help Owen out.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9/26/2013 - [Owen, Brick] - Complete
Convincing a Stalker reviews
Scott finds Sierra outside Cody's house trying to kidnap the poor geek. The antagonist decides to talk Sierra out of it, but why? Has he really changed? Or is he just doing it for personal gain? Or does it have something to do with a four letter word beginning with 'L?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2013 - [Scott, Sierra] - Complete
Mr & Mr MacArthur reviews
Some people say marriage is tough. Some people say marriage is scary. But one thing that's definite is that there are lots of marriages out there that are a mixture of both. WARNING: may cause some readers to start a cult.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Brick, Trent]
Happily Civilly Unionised reviews
Duncan hates his life! He's now unhappily married to his worst enemy, but he's having difficulty leaving the marriage. Oh, and Trent tries to marry the number nine. If you are anti-Duncan, then you will love this.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Duncan, Harold] Trent
Negotiations reviews
Chris and Courtney are having a row over whether or not Courtney should be on Total Drama Action. How will Courtney manage to get placed into the competition, especially if Chris is a difficult person to negotiate with? Will Courtney have to resort to desperate measures?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [Courtney, Chris M.] - Complete
Chrisney Fan reviews
Chris notices that Courtney is distressed because of the love triangle, so he takes matters into his own hands to try and calm her down. Takes place during World Tour.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Life Can Be A Living Hell reviews
Scott hates his life. He hates it especially after Total Drama. Everyone around him is giving him a hard time. But is there one exception to this hole Scott has fallen in?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2013 - Scott - Complete
Shortly After Cameron's Victory reviews
After the season finale, the TDROTI contestants and Chef return to Playa des Losers and have a party. Most of the contestants have a good time, while some don't. One of them ends up having too much fun.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Scott, Lightning, Jo, Anne Maria - Complete
Nine and Six Halves Angry Former Contestants reviews
Chris and Chef are on trial for Staci's murder. Twelve former Total Drama contestants have been nominated to sit in the jury box. They have a difficult time reaching a unanimous decision, even after the evidence. Based on a Family Guy episode.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/13/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013
Shallow Awkwardness reviews
Izzy forces every girl in the Playa to participate in a game where they must go on a blind date with whoever they meet up at whatever time at whatever location specified in any random piece of paper they pick from a jar. Let's see how the date goes for Katie.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Katie - Complete
Brickkkkk and Trenttttt - A 999-Word Love Story reviews
Brick decides he's had enough of Jo. Can a certain numerical cultist cheer him up in just 999 words? Read to find out! Written as a dare requested by I'll Cover Angel and Collins. Rated T for obvious reasons.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Brick, Trent] Jo - Complete
What Actually Goes Bump in the Night reviews
Ever wonder what the things that go bump in the night are? Well, if you were staying at Playa des Losers with the cast, even if it was just for one night, you'd have a fair idea what they are.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Cody - Complete
The Hatchets reviews
DJ learns a horrible truth: Chef is his father. DJ is now forced to live with Chef until he can live on his own. Crazy adventures await the brickhouse-with-a-heart and the short-tempered cook. Contains mild language and a lot of paragraphs unsuitable for children under 12.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - DJ, Chef Hatchet
A Canadian Peter Pan reviews
Lindsay wakes up one night to find that Peter Pan is in her room. He wants her to come to Never Land with him.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Lindsay - Complete
The Big Revelation reviews
Chris and Chef call all of the contestants over to the conference room for a big revelation. It is a revelation so big, the contestants will have a hard time coping with it. WARNING: it's weird. Probably as weird as Trainspotting.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet - Complete
Rise of the Planet of the Nine reviews
When Trent discovers a peculiar clause in the contract, he and Courtney embark on a wacky journey to get what they want. WARNING: Trent is VERY out of character in this story, so unless you like Creepy Trent, or you're just indifferent to Creepy Trent, I suggest skipping this story altogether. Disgusting scenarios also occur.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Trent, Courtney
Post-Dramatic Mayhem reviews
If you thought the drama for a contestant ended after their elimination, think again. This fic deals with the lives of the Total Drama contestants AFTER they've been eliminated. This applies to all seasons.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,080 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013
Beautiful Intruder reviews
Blaineley is furious to find that someone has broken into her house. She is even more furious to find out who the intruder is... or is Blaineley experiencing some other emotion! Contains femslash and some mild indirect references to adult situations.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [Blaineley, Izzy] - Complete
In Mates reviews
When Heather gets imprisoned for knocking her brother into a coma, she is forced to share a cell with Eva. At first, they are off to a rocky start, but what happens then when they get bored one night in their cell? Contains EvaXHeather, AKA: Heava.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2013 - [Heather, Eva] - Complete
Ocrais reviews
Hunger is a deadly plague that claims the lives of many every single day. Worse, this plague cannot be eradicated and the extent at which it causes damage is increased during famines. In some extreme circumstances it can even result in one of the most taboo consequences known to humanity as we know it. WARNING: may trigger insomnia and/or anorexia in some readers.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,067 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Owen - Complete
I Could Be the One (To Make You Feel That Way) reviews
Sick and tired of being on Total Drama, Duncan finds himself on holidays to a sunny, seaside location... and eventually in a situation that he would not even dare to think about being in.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Duncan - Complete
Watch Out Girls! It's Sierra! reviews
What would happen if Sierra was a lesbian? And what would happen if one significant other was not enough for her? At least Cody would be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,209 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - [Sierra, Courtney] [Izzy, Blaineley] - Complete
Video Killed the Sanity Star reviews
Duncan, Mike and Geoff are browsing through some YouTube videos, only to come across the most disturbing video they will see in their entire lives. WARNING: some readers may be as disturbed as, or more even more disturbed than, the guys who saw that video. You have been warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Duncan, Geoff, Mike - Complete
Venomous Beauty reviews
Duncan's attempts at impressing a certain someone in a peculiar way while he's still in a relationship with Gwen land him in a peculiar situation. What also lands him in this peculiar situation is his stereotyping of others. Rated for mildly strange content.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/12/2013 - Duncan - Complete
Battle of the Wings reviews
A row between Duncan and Chef Hatchet over politics leads to the establishment of nine political parties although most of them are wacky. What craziness ensues? What chaos will Duncan and Chef descend themselves - and others - into? What wackiness will the seven other party leaders bring about? And how will Noah handle it all? Answers inside!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,565 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Duncan, Noah, Courtney - Complete
30 Minutes Too Early reviews
The Drama Brothers relax at a tavern after performing at a venue in LA. Gwen shows up with a shocking tale to tell. Cody believes it without second thought, but Justin, Harold and Trent have their doubts and wonder if that really was Gwen who was talking to them.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Cody, Gwen - Complete
Revenge of the Fan reviews
Courtney decides that it was about time that Duncan finally got his comeuppance. A fan girl insists on helping her. WARNING: rated for containing the elements of homicide and revenge in it.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - [Gwen, OC] Courtney, Duncan - Complete
Windows 9 reviews
Windows 9 is finally here and guess who's going to be among the first to by a computer running Windows 9! That's right! You guessed it! WARNING: There is no guarantee that the predictions I have made in this story will turn out to be true. I can be completely wrong in this.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Trent - Complete
Home Wrecker reviews
Bored one night, Chris decides to break into other people's houses to satisfy his sick, perverted thoughts. His escapade backfires when it turns out that the house he breaks into is inhabited by one of the last contestants he'd want to cross. Rated T because Chris is a pervert in this.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Chris M. - Complete
Chris Finally Succeeds with a Contestant reviews
Chris decides he wants to make out with one of the contestants but so far he's had no luck. However, can he bribe Courtney? I warn you though: this fic is disturbing and the ending may leave you in a state of utter shock.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,358 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2013 - [Chris M., Courtney] - Complete
Peepholes reviews
LeShawna and Bridgette are trying to have a romantic night in at a Parisian hotel, but Chris and Chef keep ruining it with their own romantic night in. The lesbian couple suddenly see peepholes on the wall between their bedroom and Chris and Chef's bedroom, so they investigate. What happens next? They're in for a shock. Chref and LeBridgette; Slash Femslash.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Chris M., Chef Hatchet] [Leshawna, Bridgette] - Complete
Secondary School Drama reviews
In this parody fic of one of YouTube's greatest, videos created by one of the world's greatest YouTubers ever, Staci struggles to come to terms with being fat after being dumped by Heather, the school's queen bee. Can a certain Goth girl cheer Staci up and prevent her from sustaining an eating disorder?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/7/2013 - [Staci, Gwen] - Complete
What Can Lead to Ten Girls Doing It reviews
Heather takes Lindsay into the Screaming Gophers' cabin to explain to her why she disapproves of her crush on Tyler. WARNING: Heather and Gwen may be out of character at the end of this fic. Contains femslash.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5/2013 - [Heather, Lindsay] - Complete
Justice is for the Innocent reviews
Dawn rushes to come to Lindsay's rescue when she discovers that Lindsay is held hostage by the animals that lived on the island of Wawanakwa. Contains femslash and a few occasions of humour, so ENJOY!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2013 - [Dawn, Lindsay] - Complete
Unhappy Tree OCs reviews
Fiachrius builds a mansion for the OCs, Flippy and Lumpy after Splendid has accidentally destroyed their homes. What chaos ensues at Fiachrius's manor? Toothy moves in!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,584 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Toothy, Lumpy, Flippy, OC
The Wii U Complexity reviews
What happens when Leonard buys the Wii U? Obviously, Sheldon gets too eager.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Leonard H., Sheldon C. - Complete
Early Christmas Present reviews
It's Christmas Eve at last! Heather is sitting in her room watching Christmas specials she's seen already on the telly when Izzy suddenly breaks into her room through the chimney. Guess what happens next!
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Heather, Izzy] - Complete
After the Nightmare Before Christmas reviews
Gwen comforts Lindsay in the aftermath of Tyler's untimely demise. This prompts Lindsay to take on a new perspective of life and death. WARNING: some readers may find it depressing. Contains a hint of femslash towards the end.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2012 - [Lindsay, Gwen] - Complete
Hide and Make Love reviews
Beth goes to Lindsay's Halloween party. During a game of Hide and Seek, Beth shares a hiding spot with someone way out of her league. And then they make love.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Beth, Eva] - Complete
Mister McLean Becomes A Miss reviews
Chris gets a sex change operation after Chef divorces him. However, things don't look up for Chris - or should I say, 'Kristie? - when she and Blaineley get kidnapped by the Kanker Sisters.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2012 - [Chris M., Blaineley] Kankers - Complete
The TiVo Anomaly reviews
Sheldon digs a pit in the woods in response to an experience he considers to be traumatising. Rated T for dark and borderline disturbing content.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Let The Pains Begin! reviews
The Happy Tree Friends are taking part in the London 2012 Olympic Games. This can only mean one thing: CHAOS!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Oh Dad! reviews
Chris is dating Duncan's mam. How does Duncan live through a day alone in his mother's house with Chris, the same fella who tortured him for three seasons?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Duncan, Chris M. - Complete
Eh? reviews
Ezekiel regains his sanity and a desire to seek revenge against Chris. WARNING: the story contains content which some readers may find disturbing or offensive, or both. You have been warned.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Ezekiel, Chris M. - Complete
Summer Romance reviews
The sun is shining on Happy Tree Beach, but Flaky is alone in her tent. Giggles enters to come out of the closet to Flaky. What happens next?
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Flaky, Giggles] - Complete
For Heaven's Eggs! reviews
Cub gets attacked by the Demon when he is eating an Easter egg.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Pop, Cub - Complete
Having Fun in Hell reviews
President Snow is killed by Cato's crazy father and is now serving a lifetime in Hell. In this story, his punishments will be outlined. Alternate Universe fic. Rated for cursing and swearing.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Pres. Snow, Prim E. - Complete
Bloody Waste of Time reviews
Cub returns with his adoptive family to the Happy Tree Dome thirteen years after he was adopted. Find out what has happened to Pop, which is probably going to shock you. Some parts of the story may shock or offend some readers. You have been warned.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Cub, Pop - Complete
Faked Valentines And Now For The Real Valentines reviews
What if some of the Total Drama couples were faked in order to cover up some real couples? Creepy Chris, everyone's favourite perverted host, is on the case. Oneshot containing femslash and slash.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2012 - [Chef Hatchet, Duncan] Chris M. - Complete
Ugly Katamari reviews
Owen kicks off a bad start to the new year after eating too much food at the New Year's Eve party. Rated for a violent demise at the end of this story.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Owen - Complete
Christmas Cinderella reviews
Christmas is around the corner, but Giggles is unhappy. Most people hate her thanks to Disco Bear. However, when a certain porcupine comes to her comfort, will Giggles be happy? Contains femslash.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 10/27/2011 - [Giggles, Flaky] Cuddles - Complete
You Didn't Get a Rock, Charlie Brown! reviews
Charlie Brown decides to go trick-or-treating with the Happy Tree Friends instead of the other Peanuts. Does this affect his annual outcome when he normally goes trick-or-treating?
Crossover - Peanuts & Happy Tree Friends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Charlie Brown, Nutty - Complete
Ah Bummer! reviews
Andrew Baumer is having one of his 'Bummer' moments for the very last time. And he's taking it a little too far for his own liking. Can Hotel Inspector Haddy save the groms from the wrath of the Bummer?
Stoked - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Complete
Four Funerals and a Wedding reviews
What happens when Lumpy grants marriage licenses to three different couples at the same time? Certainly not the type of wedding I'd want to be invited to!
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - [Flippy, Flaky] Giggles, Lumpy - Complete
Total Drama Happy Tree reviews
The contestants Total Drama Series are finally fed up of Chris. They escape to Happy Tree Town so they won't have to compete in another season. However, will they be safe from Chris there? Or will Flippy be a substitute for Chris? Or Chef? Let's read on!
Crossover - Happy Tree Friends & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Lumpy, Flippy, Courtney, Duncan - Complete
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