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(WARNING! THIS PAGE IS INTENDED FOR MATURE AUDIENCES ONLY! SO PLEASE, NAVIGATE AWAY IF YOUR HEAD TENDS TO EXPLODE WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORD "VAGINA") I'm nuts about comics and comic book related things. I'm a huge Sladin fan (don't like GTFO). People tell me I joke around too much, hence the name, "a comic comic." There's an eisier way to say it, but I don't wanna call myself an @$$hole. My favorite character of all time, Deadpool, however the best comic book character of all time is (and always will be) Batman. Batman is Batman. 'nuff said. I love House, but not enough to write a fan fic about it. The show's given me enough. As far as House/Wilson goes, it's okay, but I've always been a Huddy fan. I know, it's nausiatingly chliche`, but I like the whole bitterness between them and their little employer/smart-ass employee thing, which brings us back to couples and why I like them. I like Sladin or Robin/Slade or Slade/Robin or the thing people do with the X's inbetween words, because I'm an evil sadistic person and I want to watch Slade torture Robin. I kid, I kid. I actually just like the whole villain/hero thing. Slade's this awesome badass mercinary and Robin's this good-hearted little teenaged heart-throb ... basically Justin Timberface fresh out of the Mickey Mouse club. The contrast is fun. I like how Slade gets under his skin. What else do I like? I love Batman Beyond, but I don't think Batman will ever be replaced. The way I see it, Bruce Wayne is still Batman, just with an errand boy. I love comic book related shows, but I hate it when they try to make them for kids. It always ends badly. I wish they did what those anime shows did. Just target older audiences. It's for the nerds anyway. I guess they're trying to indoctrinate a new generation of comic book readers ... I suppose it worked for me. I grew up on Teen Titans, The Batman, Superman, Spiderman, pretty much anything I can think of involving superheroes, and now I read (and write a few) comics. The only ting I love more than writing fan fics, is reading them, so please, if you know of any (besides 'Small Print.' I love it but I've read it like five times) just send me a link or somethin'. I can't stand Robin. When I say that, what I really mean is "I hate what DC writers have done to the character, Robin." I loved Dick Grayson as Robin. When Dick Grayson became Nightwing, that should've been the end of it. Batman should've stayed solo. It's just the way I see it. Tim Draik is a little annoying. Jason Todd ... I just don't like him. I never really liked him ... well, not until 'Batman; Under the Red Hood" came out. He kicked ass in that movie. I. Love. THe. Joker. Heith Ledger's Joker is my favorite, but Mark Hanmill is a close second. Yes, I'm one of "those people." Ledger made Joker scary. I loved that about him. It was dark and intense. There are a few people that say he isn't crazy enough, and although I can see where thay're coming from, I think it was perfectly done. Heith couldn't have done any better.
Wow, I'm getting really random with all of this. Sorry, I know I'm not organizing this well at all. Ofcourse, it's just sort of a monologue. I'm just sort of typing whatever comes to mind. Boobies! sorry. ... Which brings us back to me never being able to take anything seriously. Maybe it's just insecurity. Maybe I don't take things seriously because if I'm serious about it than it matters and if I'm wrong I'm actually responsible for what I said. It's not easy bein' green. I wonder if a cab driver would ever pick up Kermitt (I know I spelled that wrong). So on that note, I love Jackie Earle Haley. He did an awesome job as Rorschach, and an awesome job as Freddy Krueger. When I say that, what I really mean is, he did a great job with the piece of garbage script they gave him and the terrible terrible actors and actresses. They made Nancy so boring. So yea, Jackie Earle Haley is amazing ... but Robert Englund has a nice ass. It just had to be said. I saw it in Fredy vs Jason when he was crawling away on the pier and I was like "mmmm Abby likey." On that note, I have a vagina, so does my girlfriend (insert awkward pause here). Watchmen was cool, but I saw it with my parents ... big mistake. Why didn't Dr Manhattan wear pants? He had an entire suit on at one time, but then he teleported nekkid. Why couldn't he just teleport with the suit on? He could've at least kept the banana hammoc on. He was always lit like a lightbulb. Huh, a naked man lit up like a lightbulb ... I wonder what happens when he has a great idea. (boing)
I love Harley Quinn. I love Ryan Reynolds. I love a lot of things. What can I say? I'm full of love. I might love you. Call me (just kidding).