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Joined 12-29-10, id: 2677940, Profile Updated: 01-18-11
Author has written 5 stories for Host, Morganville Vampires, and Twilight.

I'm Molly, I'm 13 and I live in Kent. I'm gonna let my friends write the next bit because I'm paranoid I'll seem self obsessed or something xP

Molly looks like: Molly has brown hair which she dyes red (not ginger, think Cheryl Cole's new hair, but Molly got there first Cheryl just nicked it off her). It is really wavy, but not curly, and goes down to her waist and she has a side fringe at the front as well as layers on the front edges. She is really tanned (lucky cow) and she has brown eyes. (A.N: They're blue actually.). She's medium height-ish I think (A.N: I'm 5 foot.) and she's really curvy which is why she can hold up a boobtube, which is totally unfair (A.N: Well done Megan, you made me sound like Katy Price.). She has really cute little hands with long nails which REALLY hurt and sometimes she paints them, but other times she doesn't.

That was written by Megan, who is one of my bffs and thinks it's totally unfair that I have curves xP I had to add in a few Author's Notes there, maybe it would have been better to write it myself? Nah, that ways interestinger (more interesting?)

Molly is like: Molly is sorta hyper crazy half the time, and she's really sarcastic which gets sort of annoying sometimes (A.N: Love you too.). She is really smart, like she knows what pie is (A.N: It's Pi.) and she goes to the grammar school, which is actually REALLY tarty so she fits in (A.N: THANKS!). She has had tons of boyfriends and she knows some really fit boys but she won't give me their msn addresses, which is really unfair. (A.N: Well, you would embarass me and no I have not! I only had a few boyfriends.) But she's really kind and bubbly (:

Thank you, Soph.
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My fave bookies :D
- Twilight; Stephenie Meyer
- Morganville Vampires; Rachel Caine
- Shiver, Linger; Maggie Steifvater
- The Host; Stephenie Meyer
- Fallen, Torment; Lauren Kate
- A Perfect Ten; Chris Higgins
- Inkheart Trilogy; Cornelia Funke
- Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging; Louise Rennison
- Percy Jackson; Rick Riordan
- Harry Potter; JK Rowling

My Quotes:
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, now do me a favor and JUMP OFF.

I am nobody, and nobody is perfect, so I'm perfect.

If somebody grins while destruction enfolds around them, it means they have found someone else to blame it on.

My computer always seems to beat me at chess, but he is no match for my kickboxing.

If time is the best teacher, how come it kills all of it's pupils?

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

I want to die like my grandpa, peacefully in my sleep. I don't want to die screaming like the passengers in his car.

After many years of training, I had perfected the artof Karate. Now, to do the only thing it's good for- making really crap movies.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Having the love of your life say, "we can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone."

"It doesnt matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with."

"I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?"

You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

He who laughs last didn't get it

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepare to shatter

"I'm not afraid of death i'm afraid of something much worse... my mother"

she said that she wanted to get high- he took her to the tallest hill in town.

she said that she wanted to stay up all night & drink- he gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated pepsi & said ‘drink up’

she said that she wanted to shoot herself- he gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger & aimed it at her face.

she said that she wanted to cut herself up- he took a polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors & had her cut it up.

she said that she wanted to see her blood- he took her to get her earz pierced.

she said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep- he had her watch a sad romantic movie before bed.

she said that she wanted to be alone- he gave her a nametag that sad "my name is: ALONE."

she said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always- he asked her when he wasnt

Random bits and bobs:

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you often confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and just pester you until you tell them what it means, copy and paste this in your profile if you didn't tell them.

If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile

If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile.

If you spend lots of time talking to yourself and reciting lines from your characters, copy this into your profile.

If you read in bed until past 3 in the morning, put this on your profile!

If you're one of those people who think that copying and pasting these into your profile is pointless, but do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it to anyone, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are sometimes anti-social, but still really personable, copy this to your profile.

If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (cough-toaster-cough!) copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are always the last picked in gym class, and if you don't care, please copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever left one room to get something from another room, then once you were in the other room, forgot what you were trying to get, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you hate racism put this on your file. And be be proud of the color of your skin, no matter what color it is!

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Copy paste this to your profile if you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of pushing the button on the TV.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and past this into your profile

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, Vampiregal22,Edward-Lover1, SPOONS Secret Agent Alice,Mrs.EdwardAMCullen,Night Owl303,5x5shadow5, MollyxKookie

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If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into
your profile.

If you have a profile, paste this on your profile

If you think "Copy and Paste This onto Your Profile" thingies are pointless, copy and paste this onto your profile

Step 1.

Put your ipod on shuffle

Step 2.

For every question you must press the next button to get your answer

Step 3.

You have to write that song down as your answer no matter how weird it sounds

If somebody asks "Is this okay?" You say:

Starry Eyed (Umm...)

What best describes your personality?

Heroes (Flattering :D )

What do you like in a guy?

Airplanes

How Do You Feel Today?

Shine A Light

What is your lifes purpose ?

Let The Sun Shine

What is your motto?

Under the Sheets (uhoh o.0)

What Do Your Friends Think Of You ?

Rescue Me (LMAO THAT TURNED OUT WELL)

What Do You Think About Very Often ?Whip My Hair

What do you think of your best friends?

Only Girl

What do you think of the person you like ?

Promise This

What is your life story?

No One ( D: Insulted!)

What do your parents think of you?Take a Bow

What will you dance to at your wedding?

Only Exception (OMD PERFECT! I'M SO PLAYING THAT!!)

What will they play at your funeral?

Not Afraid (pmsl! Imagine that at a funeral!)

What do you think of your friends?

Forget You (LOL)

Hehe XD Copy all you want, just not my personal info or that would be fraud. YOU CAN EVEN CLAIM WHAT I JUST SAID!! AND THE OTHER THING I JUST SAID!! AND THAT ONE TOO!!

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Double Wedding & A Bassinet by KissofDeath8487 reviews
Sequel to 'Halloween in Morganville' Claire & Eve's Wedding. What happens when Claire finds out she might be pregnant?
Morganville Vampires - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 56,717 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Claire D., Shane C., Eve R., Michael G. - Complete
The Fight Between Reality and Humanity by xXxVampChicaxXx reviews
What I think is going to happen in the upcoming Morganville Series! Claire made a deal with Amelie that is absolutely air tight.Soon after, bad things happen within the walls. Hidden secrets are revealed. And people come out to play. Before Kiss of Death.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 91,979 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Claire D., Myrnin
Never Coming Home by FearlesslyLoveMCR reviews
Claire gets pregnant and Shane wants nothing to do with her or the baby. She and Jase - her baby - leave Morganville and eighteen years later Jase comes back to Morganville to meet Shane.
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,481 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Shane C., Claire D. - Complete
A Day In The Life Of Emmett McCarty by AlwaysMoreFun reviews
Everyone loves Emmett right? I know I do! I suck at summary's, clearly. Just read it, it has Bella drowing, T-Rex's named Bob, I Spy, Nerd Army's, Dating Sites and bay watch. Just read it alright? :D If you do, Mike will do a lap dance for you! ; Complete
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,781 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Emmett - Complete
A New Life by fighter419 reviews
Alison and her family moved back to La Push hoping that she would be able to live a happy life. Not wanting more than just to forget what she left behind, she finds more than she wanted, begged or wished for. Seth/OC. Post B.D.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 183,308 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Seth - Complete
Valentine's Day by laraandkurtisfan97 reviews
I stared at the enemy and unclasped my hand. Blood dripped to the ground. I glanced once more at Shane's motionless body before I heard the glass fall to the ground, shattering into tiny pieces. This was it. This was how I was going to die
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 107,347 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Claire D., Shane C. - Complete
Who To Trust by rosalindathevamp reviews
"Seth. Seth, I'm sorry." I winced at how weak my voice sounded, "Seth, I love you. I'm sorry." The last thing I heard was Loud, tortured howl before I was plunged into the darkness. *Full Summary Inside!* Seth/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 84,948 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Seth - Complete
Praying for Time by Ava Abney reviews
Violet Clark has just been imprinted on by the werewolf, Collin. She has also just been diagnosed with cancer. Acute myeloid leukemia, to be exact. Now, Violet and Collin must confront her treatment and the possibility of her death. CollinxOC SethxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,861 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Collin, Seth
Imprinting on the Penalized by Alyssa105 reviews
Embry imprints on a girl in jail who is accused of murder and sentenced to death via lethal injection. Read to find out what happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,631 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Embry - Complete
Nightfall Is Bliss by Jenn0509 reviews
Seth Clearwater has never gone looking for his imprint, the pack depends on him remaining constant. Lilly is the gorgeous new girl. When they meet, it's fate. What he doesn't know is that she may be more like him than he thought. M/F Seth/OC Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,445 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Seth, OC] - Complete
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Memory reviews
Molly is only 13 when she wakes up in a desert, not knowing anything about the souls and not remembering life before the desert. When Jared finds her and brings her back to the caves, can she ever remember her past? And will she find love on the way? R&R!
Host - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,205 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - James S./Jamie
Not Bright reviews
"Bella-" "BELLE!" I snapped, interrupting my mum. She never listened to a thing. Bella- or Belle as she prefers- is the dumbest thing in Forks. That's right, Bella's the bimbo with a vampire love interest. How does she handle life with the Cullens now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Bella, Edward
Claws reviews
Formerly Seth's Chance by Kitty's Muse. Seth finally imprints on new girl Kathleen, but when a few friends show up he realises things are set to be a whole lot more complicated than he anticipated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,207 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Seth
Bloodlust reviews
The most dramatic MV story ever. Claire is suddenly being charged for poisoning a vampire, she's arguing with Shane and she's running from the most dangerous force in Morganville- Oliver. And it all started with one bite...
Morganville Vampires - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Claire D., Shane C.