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是啊我會碰到 … … 與一輛卡車 ！====== Translation: Yeah, I'd hit that... WITH A TRUCK!!
TEAM WOLF PACK!!!!!
My name is Jess and I'm in high school (currently a SOPHOMORE!!!)
I'm a very basic girl but i don't want or like attention and pampering. I'm more laid back and chill, but I'm also the 'loud one' in my messed up group of friends. I don't like to party and i don't like being around people i don't know or trust so I'm a loner when my friends aren't around. I can't not fall or run into something at least twice a day (I'm very clumsy). I'm christen baptist and i believe strongly but i don't go around being prejudice against other religious believes, i actually think it's interesting to look into other religions. I can be very oblivious and then on the other hand very observant. I can be the worst pessimist and i hate happy go lucky type things and people and i also hate pep rally's there way to cheery for me.
I'm not a very good writer but my friends say different so I'm gonna try but every author i've read f.f. by were so amazing and it kinda gives me an idea of what people like so all i can do is try my hardest at pleasing the readers that read my stories.
Thanks Bunches, Jess, aka, innocence.no.longer.there
Isn't it funny how these days Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Soda becomes vodka. Kisses turn into sex. Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties? Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were about who ran the fastest. War was only a card game. But...We still couldn't wait to grow up...
I'm tired of putting disclaimers in my story so
DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT OR THE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS !!!
Just the situations!!!
Izzy's Car (imagine in black):
Izzy's First Day of school outfit:
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
"man buys lie detector robot that slaps people who lie.He decides to test it at dinner.DAD:Son where were you today during school hours?SON:At school*Robot slaps Son*SON:OK I went to the movies DAD:Which one?SON:Toy Story*Robot slaps son*SON:OK it was Day with a Porn Star DAD:WHAT?When I was your age I didn't even know wh...at porn was!*Robot slaps Dad*MOM:HAHA!After all hes your son*Robot slaps mom* "
Name 11 Twilight Characters (starting with your favorites. No looking ahead)
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
yes, i have and it was freakin AMAZING
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HELL YES!!!! top of the charts
3) What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
i think they would be the news topic for like forever
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
NO, i can't see them being gay they have too much testosterone
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and One in an awkward situation?
he would see it in their minds anyway so it would still be akward either way; idk probably try to bleach his mind but first get an explaination
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Seth and Collin have been the best of friends since pre k. What would happen when seth phases? will they stay close friends? or will seths anger about his sister joining in all his thoughts cause them to 'break up'?
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Idk there might be Jared and Leah would be cute together!
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Ten Hurt/Comfort fic.
Pack Brothers Till the End
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?
13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
no but that would be intresting
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
16) If you wrote a song-fic about One, what song would you choose?
Jared umm... idefk
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Ten fic, what would the warning be?
Warning!!!: EXTREME FIGHTING AND LOTS OF BLOOD
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Does it hurt to fall from heaven?
A REAL boyfriend!
If i dont call you
When i walk away from you mad
When i stare at your mouth
When i push you or hit you
When i start cussing at you
When im quiet
When i ignore you
When i pull away
When you see me at my worst
When you see me start crying
When you see me walking
When i'm scared
When i lay my head on your shoulder
When i grab at your hands
When i tease you
When i dont answer for a long time
When i look at you with doubt
When i say that i like you
When i bump into you
When i tell you a secret
When i look at you in your eyes
When i miss you
When you break my heart
When i say its over
I don't care if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend right now... I dont care if you are a guy or a woman or Michael Jackson...just read this, it will make a difference...
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
HOW GUYS FLIRT
He stares at you alot
Uses the first thing that pops in his head to start a conversation.
He "hits" you
He mocks you to make you laugh.
He calls you BABY or babe.
He worries about your problems along with his own.
He looks STRAIGHT in your eyes.
He listens to you and remembers thing you say.
He takes pictures of you even though you say you hate it.
HOW GIRLS FLIRT
She steals your things just to so you will chase her.
She has a constant smile.
She says random things just to get your attention to her.
She hugs you.
She stares up at the sky thinking...about you.
She complains about her hair/make up/clothes etc.
She makes her attraction to you obvious.
Make a wish
STOP! now post this to your profile and your wish will come true in 3 hours. If you don't you will have bad relationships for 2 years for real it works