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Author has written 51 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Mummy, Man From UNCLE, Harry Potter, Renegade, Raven, 1992, Forever Knight, Misc. Tv Shows, Poltergeist: the Legacy, UFO, Movie X-overs, Stargate: SG-1, Misc. Books, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Supernatural, Highlander, Rat Patrol, War of the Worlds, Torchwood, D.Gray-Man, Cthulhu Mythos, and Lord of the Rings.

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Time and Again by Mymomomo reviews
Abnormality is my middle name, unfortunately. I'm the freaky white-haired kid who sees ghosts and talks to stuffed animals. The reincarnation of one of Soul Society's strongest warriors... Yeah, I wouldn't believe it either. Reincarnation had been nothing more than a theory, but it didn't even begin to explain why there was a dead Shinigami living in my head.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 204,594 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ichigo K., T. Hitsugaya
Miniature by Li the Twilight Knight reviews
Alt.End: After the fall of the church, Ciel is faced with a string of murders committed by a killer who has baffled Scotland Yard. Each murder leads them one step closer to discovering the murderer's ultimate target, but Ciel may not like what he finds...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,287 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
And Nothing Can We Call Our Own by rabidsamfan reviews
A sequel to "Call for the Doctor" set during the hiatus.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Dr. Watson - Complete
Future's Past by Jai'byrd reviews
A resolve for the cliffhanger ending of Mortal Kombat Conquest Rayden finds unexpected help to turn back time before Khan's attack, but is this new person a new ally or an enemy in disguise? After a long wait... Chapter 13 is now up!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,613 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 9/19/2002 - Raiden, Kung Lao
The Four Gods of Rice by Lhye reviews
SPOILERS. Don't read unless you finished the series: The four samurai who are honored eternally in Kanna have a long time to spend together as they watch passing days, guardians of the village and the rice.
Samurai 7 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,998 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009
Now You See Them.... by Jane Leavell reviews
Combine the MISFITS OF SCIENCE with THE BIONIC WOMAN, the Cold War, and amateur magicians, and you have a story called "Now You See Them...."
Misfits of Science - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2001
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Rain reviews
Under Construction: This time Napoleon is in trouble, Illya has to find him and has an unlikely partner ... Inspired by Toto's Africa.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4/19 - Published: 4/18 - Napoleon S., Illya K.
In the Beginning: There was only One
In the beginning, there was only one immortal; before the Kurgan, before the world we know, there was Middle Earth and the last of the Elves.
Crossover - Highlander & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Complete
SG1 Lurk
A long time ago, in another fan fic universe, a couple of irreverent fans decided that there should be a faction devoted to the fun side of fandom. Thus, Col. O'Neill really needs to have "Colonel" stenciled on his shirt ... Yes, permission to abscond with virtual personas has been granted by all involved persons.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Published: 11/4/2013
Dies Deus Irae reviews
Remember the virus Dr. Crane injected them with? Yeah, it's still around.
Crossover - Man From UNCLE & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012
Closure reviews
Without Napoleon Solo to annoy and amaze him, Illya Kuryakin is a surly operative at best. Can he continue to be the best he has to offer when a newbie agent tags him as her partner on the basis of survivability?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Illya K.
The Curse of Anubis Raid reviews
Rewrite in progress to get to the end ... In the desert, something out of the ordinary for the Patrol is happening. An archaeologist out of time and Ardeth Bey help solve the problem Capt. Deitrich is about to unfold.
Crossover - Mummy & Rat Patrol - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 39 - Words: 24,877 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010
Queens reviews
Dean and Sam discover that Heaven and Hell aren't the only players.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Complete
Vampire Kombat
Mortal Kombat Conquest/BtVS/Renegade: Something is messing with the order of the Kombat. Sunnydale becomes the field of battle as Rayden that is and Rayden that was struggle for survival; their own and that of EarthRealm. Reno Raines is drawn into the combat with peculiar results.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Renegade - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,968 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Complete
Vampire Half
Buffy Fluff: A long time ago, in England, when Giles was Ripper; a girl he admired had a little sister who had a crush on him. Now little sis is grown, in Sunnydale for a few days ... and seems to have a ghost in residence. Can vampires actually have ghosts? In anime, a character that's half human and half something else is frequently referred to as a "whatever half".
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,990 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Complete
The Wizard War Affair reviews
After the Return of the Man from UNCLE, Napoleon Solo's life has taken a turn for the better but the rising evil in England's wizarding world is drawing in Solo, his lady and his best friend. Warning: slash Malfoy/Kuryakin
Crossover - Harry Potter & Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,676 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010
The Rookie, Assignment 2
Illya still has his suspicions, Cheri has a double, and the house on Angel Island is attracting much unwanted attention.
Crossover - Poltergeist: the Legacy & Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,747 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 5/28/2011
Commander's Day Off
AU: Straker's on a spree. Alec reins him in. Sequel to Disquieting Harmony
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harmony K. - Complete
Disquieting Harmony
AU: At an awards banquet, Straker meets a charming young woman who isn't quite the evil being she thinks she should be. Security is enhanced and Ed makes a decision that will change everything.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,740 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Harmony K. - Complete
The Highwayman reviews
A script missing pages, a location with ghosts and aliens try to take advantage of the isolation.
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,738 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Sans Aliens reviews
A semi-star struck author gives Straker a new view of moviemaking
UFO - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Complete
Virus reviews
Illya survived an encounter, the question is: How? Or maybe why?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,478 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Salmonean Love Song 1 reviews
Salmoneus, an Immortal, Hercules, Iolaus and Ares mortal ... with fight scenes ... laughter
Hercules: The Legendary Journeys - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,544 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
The Delivery
Long ago in a universe populated with fan factions, dragon tried to join the Lurkers. Maddog and Rastro gave tacit permission to be used in this attempt ...
Forever Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete
An Alien Plot reviews
Idle thoughts on after Johnny's funeral
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Dementia reviews
Mary Straker Rutland is on a tear. SHADO beware.
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,406 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Half Life
Something happened to Ed Straker. Will SHADO get him back, or will they soldier on with only him only as the studio head?
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,778 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
The Werewolf Dr Jackson
Keith Ford gets a late night visit that tries his patience. The things that happen when Rini-chan and I get together LOL
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,623 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Entrapment reviews
Keith falls hard for a chance met lady, only it isn't chance and he's not the objective
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
The Kane Texts
Cross HP Lovecraft with SHADO and Ford has a bad night
Crossover - Misc. Books & UFO - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,102 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Complete
Red reviews
General Marion Cross was never seen again ... by the Black Order. SHADO acquires a survivor, but not of an alien incursion.
Crossover - UFO & D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Cross Marian - Complete
Thieves and Murderers
While running security on a museum, Jonathan runs afoul of the Yuconovich and a couple of crystal skulls
Raven, 1992 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Complete
SHADO Lurks reviews
laughter see beginning for explanation. Ongoing lunacy ... qualifies as self insertion ... but ... well ... you'll see. All for a laugh
UFO - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/23/2011
It Hurts to be in Love
While Ed Straker is at MIT he falls under the wing of Captain Jack Harkness. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH. Written in response to the "it hurts to be in love" challenge on the Ed Straker Herald forum.
Crossover - UFO & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Complete
Dark Raven reviews
When Jonathan's home is blown up he disappears leaving Ski to call for help in finding him. Calliope Jones is more than either knows and holds a secret that will change their lives.
Raven, 1992 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,443 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/13/2011
After the Nox reviews
Mild exploration of the characters reactions to the adventure with the Nox. I think it was in answer to an aftermath challenge.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
The Moorecock Legacy
Mary Straker is working for the Blackwood Foundation. Ed Straker, Commander of SHADO, comes to share knowledge with Harrison Blackwood and his people.
Crossover - UFO & War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,135 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Complete
Revelation reviews
Mary Rutland's voyage of re-discovery leads her to the Blackwood Foundation and Norton Drake
Crossover - UFO & War of the Worlds - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,122 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Complete
Trials and Tribulations of Lurkers and Victims
National Treasure's Ian Howe, Mummy's Ardeth Bey, CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, and who knows who else get involved when dragon and a group of semi virtual friends decide to gift the National Treasure villain with the Mummy villainess ... In memorium RevSam
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,991 - Published: 5/28/2011
Second Illumination reviews
Mary Straker delves deeper into her understanding of what went wrong.
UFO - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Illumination reviews
Mary Straker lost to duty, now she's coming to terms with what went wrong with her marriage.
UFO - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
Idle Time
Mortal Kombat Conquest, edited to make a little more sense to the passing reader. After the defeat of Rayden, all hope is lost ... or so Shao Khan thinks. Back a player into a corner and sometimes something wonderful happens.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Complete
Treacle reviews
Deep in Lancashire lies the small town of Sabden and its infamous treacle mines. The mines have released an ancient victim of their deadly stickiness. SHADO investigates. Brit English: Treacle. Amer English: Molasses.
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/8/2011
The Incident and the Author reviews
The amnesia drug doesn't work all the time ... is this a problem, or can SHADO live with an occasional victim surviving with the knowledge of what's going on?
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
Madame Tiger reviews
There has been much debate on Straker's involvement in Vietnam. A plausible inclusion with a plausible conclusion. ONe shot.
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Complete
After the Fall reviews
After 9/11 it was difficult to know whether to react or not in writing. UFO provided a way to deal with the shock and anger
UFO - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
House Rules reviews
The Legacy faces a demon. The demon meets its match.
Poltergeist: the Legacy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Complete
A Lurk in old Zhao Zhin
Mortal Kombat Conquest written 1992: dragon and the lurkers are up to something ... all vr persons have given permission to be abused .. er ... used ...
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,277 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
The Orb reviews
Nick finds something odd and strangely creates a new vampire
Forever Knight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,661 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Green and Sparrow
Oliver Green shows up with a new proposition
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
The Acton Legacy
While collecting his inheritance in New Orleans, Jonathan meets his cousin Caleb and gets some answers to old questions. Not quite slash ...
Raven, 1992 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,334 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
Fever Dreams and Family Ties
The flu has Jonathan Raven asking questions about his past.
Raven, 1992 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,530 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Complete
Seasons of Change reviews
Sequel to the Vampire Kombat crossover. Bobby and Chey deal with a vamped Reno, or do they?
Renegade - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Complete
Friend reviews
Short exploration of a lonely character and what a desperate need can produce
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Complete
The Rookie reviews
The new kid on the block, is she really too good to be true?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Runaway Dawn reviews
After the whole Glory thing, two somewhat lost souls dealing with being alone.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
The Wager reviews
Jack meets a man on a mission
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete