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Joined 12-30-10, id: 2679071, Profile Updated: 06-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Scream, and Batman.

Why even bother writing this shit? No one reads it except the people who have absolutely nothing better to do (like me).

Whatever, man.

Don't ask me to read your stories. I don't care if you're the second coming of Shakespeare, you can go fuck yourself. I do read some stuff on my own, though. I like what I like and I hate what I hate.

I came here to share my shitty stories for people who want to read them. Don't like 'em? "JESUS, IT'S SO FUCKING HARD TO IGNORE A STORY SO INSTEAD I WHINE LIKE THE LITTLE FANGIRL CUNT I AM". I go through a lot of shit I don't like on this site to read something I actually like, so stop acting like an ass and mind your own business.

I don't do requests

Don't tell me to "LOLOL WRITE A SECOND CHAPTER I WISH TO SEE THIS GOING". If it's listed under completed, then it's fucking done.

If I'm ever rude to you in a message, you probably deserved it. Even if you didn't deserve it, you deserved it. I'm just a bitch. :| Sorry, yo.

Anyway, things I like:

Anime and Manga:

Any FKMT work

Gokusen

Movies:

Tarantino's stuff

City of God

Wes Craven's stuff

Fight Club

American Psycho

Thank You For Smoking

Books:

I'll leave this one blank for the time being

Comics (this is going to be painfully general):

Batman

Deadpool

Ironman

Superman

Music:

Anything and everything (horribly untrue. Did you know I'm a compulsive liar? I only listen to two different artists, and then for short bursts I listen to other things. Recently, the other thing has been Electric Six.)

TV Shows:

Star Trek: TOS

Star Trek: TNG

Star Trek: Voyager

Bad Girls Club (Yes. I just went from Star Trek to Bad Girls Club. God damn it, I have ovaries!)

Cartoons:

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Phineas and Ferb

Regular Show

Power Puff Girls

Mike, Lu and Og

Time Squad

Sheep in the Big City

Foster's Home

Pretty much the original eight Cartoon Cartoons and whatever was awesome on Cartoon Network

Futurama

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Mind Your Surroundings by KitCat Italica reviews
Sequel to Apologize for the World. Batman makes a critical mistake, and the repercussions will haunt him and the Joker for the rest of their lives. B/J slash, includes NSFW non-con sodomy. If you squick, you were warned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,792 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
From the Journal of Akagi Shigeru by furitenzhi reviews
Middle aged Akagi reflects back on the memorable people he had met in his life. Warning for sexual themes.
Akagi/アカギ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Complete
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This Is Not A Happy Story reviews
Joker just wants Batman to come home for dinner, though Batman likes to pretend that his home is somewhere else. Joker does ever so care for well being of his Batsy.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Easy Killer reviews
Billy and Stu are enjoying a Sunday evening alone together. Slash.
Scream - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete