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Joined 12-30-10, id: 2679144, Profile Updated: 06-26-12
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

I'm just a 30-something mother of 3 (4 if you count the husband, I do). I also have a cat and a hyperactive puppy who will eat anything ranging from disposable razors (ouch!) to my couch (jerk!). I'm a fan or reading, sleeping, cooking, and wine, not necessarily in that order.

I sort of stumbled onto fanfic and have been reading quietly for years but I finally worked up the nerve to stop dipping my toe in the pool and start swimming. I'm just a tad shy but I'm working on it.

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The Restaurant by DaCherry reviews
When Edward returns to help manage his family's restaurant alongside his cousin Alice and her best friend, Bella, sparks fly between Edward and Bella, and not in a good way. At first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 48,697 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Theories of Bellativity by kikki7 reviews
Bella Swan is a physician assistant student trying to survive a grueling clinical year. Add Dr. Edward Cullen, a cocky, irresistible ob/gyn resident. Throw in some chocolate, sprinkle with a few of Bella's quirky theories about life, and see what happens.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 120,217 - Reviews: 4901 - Favs: 4,890 - Follows: 6,234 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Bella, Edward
My Backwards Walk by musicalvoice reviews
Despite Edward's best attempts, he and Bella aren't together. But every Friday, like clockwork, she ends up at his apartment in the early hours. This is a story about wanting, having and the messiness it entails.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,458 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Bella, Edward
In the Woods by Oprah Winfrey reviews
A serious case of writer's block, an isolated cabin in the mountains, and a mysterious, surly stranger who is not looking for company. Mature Content. Very AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,065 - Reviews: 2492 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Island by MidNiteRamblings reviews
Two girls, alone the night the world ends. On the complete opposite side of the country from home, how will Bella and her Irish twin Alice get to the island and safety? One rule has kept them alive: Watch each others' back. When a pair of handsome strangers finds them, the choices they make could save them all; or kill the sisters before they return to their loved ones. AU,AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,184 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [Bella, Edward] [Alice, Jasper]
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6195 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 2,166 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit and Run by Trixi20 reviews
Hit and Run: the act of operating quickly so as not to be late for another engagement (often a non-medical appointment). He was stuck in Nowhere, USA but maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. Doc Hollywood meets Twilight. Awesome combo if you ask me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,943 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Bella, Edward
The Fake Lawyer by TwilightTales reviews
Edward Masen is a Special Agent for the National Security Unit of the FBI. He has been placed undercover at Cullen Hale law firm where he must uncover the employee committing fraud and embezzlement. Everyone is a suspect... Including, Bella Swan, the beautiful Associate that Edward can't keep himself away from. Can he keep up his charade in the face of love? AH EXB M for lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Bella, Edward
Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls by bannerday reviews
*NOW WITH A FINAL EPILOGUE* After a mortifying first meeting, teacher/fanfiction writer, Bella, finds fic-inspiration in distracting, hot-headed, player-of-a-neighbor, Edward. But she really shouldn't judge a book by its cover. And she just might faint when she discovers who's reading her new fic. Art imitates life imitates art. A fic in a fic. AH/Canon Couples/UST/Humor/Love
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 535,961 - Reviews: 21679 - Favs: 5,751 - Follows: 5,818 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Expectations and Other Moving Pieces by chrometurtle reviews
Everything I had done in my life seemed to lead up to this moment. The moment when I found myself bound inextricably to a man I didn’t love, trapped in a life I didn’t want. And if I left him, I would be entirely alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 227,237 - Reviews: 15028 - Favs: 8,627 - Follows: 9,053 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20117 - Favs: 12,998 - Follows: 5,411 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Rm w a Vu by AngelGoddess1981 reviews
Bella's a struggling student at AZ State who finds her boyfriend in bed with her roomie. Unable to look at them, she moves out. When another dorm room cannot be found, Bella takes to the classifieds. Just how good is the view being advertised? Romance/Humor/Drama
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 250,607 - Reviews: 5344 - Favs: 3,880 - Follows: 3,729 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Your Room by LayAtHomeMom reviews
After years of bedroom boredom with Missionary Mike, can Bella find the sexual salvation she's seeking in the arms of campus hottie, Edward Cullen? Rated M for Edward's dirty mouth, Bella's inner whore, embarrassing situations and lemons galore…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,213 - Reviews: 3785 - Favs: 4,054 - Follows: 3,060 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8249 - Favs: 4,605 - Follows: 4,223 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5688 - Favs: 3,778 - Follows: 3,603 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Harder they Fall by Ironic Twist reviews
Bella Swan had big dreams that were quashed by reality. Now, a momentary indescretion may cost her the little she has. Or maybe it will be the best mistake she's ever made. Edward Cullen's life is perfect. Well, almost. Perhaps these two can help each other out in an unorthodox way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 348,581 - Reviews: 10888 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 5,826 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Bella, Edward
How to Paint a House by Maggie's Gutter reviews
Bella Swan is a naive fifteen year old, set to spend another kiss-less summer alone. Edward is new to town, and doesn't know a soul. Watch an unlikely friendship blossom over the simple task of painting a house. But for these two, nothing is simple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 180,346 - Reviews: 6188 - Favs: 4,591 - Follows: 5,338 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Bella, Edward
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 142,603 - Reviews: 7764 - Favs: 8,240 - Follows: 9,898 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Becomes the Swan by venomouspomme reviews
When Bella and Edward meet the first day of High School, he is a chubby misfit with no friends in a new town, aside from his popular cousins. He meets Bella Swan, a well-liked, if uncoordinated, local with problems of her own. This is the story of their friendship, their loss, their love and destruction. Can they find their way back to each other?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 119 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Bella, Edward
There Will Be Freedom by johnnyboy7 reviews
Sequel to the story There Will Be Blood. Two years have passed. Bella and Edward are safe on their island but will the dark underworld of crime pull them back in? Rated M for language, lemons, dark scenes, and violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 42 - Words: 319,532 - Reviews: 11888 - Favs: 5,952 - Follows: 4,196 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10601 - Favs: 11,665 - Follows: 12,369 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12855 - Favs: 7,656 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4328 - Favs: 2,606 - Follows: 2,498 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9473 - Favs: 8,303 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Eden Burning by Saluki168 reviews
Eden Burning catches up w/ Edward & Bella after 4 years of marriage. What would have happened if Nessie was never & Bella stayed human? Would their love be enough to survive this dark journey or would their paradise burn to the ground? Dark, adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,855 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Bella - Complete
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7133 - Favs: 5,181 - Follows: 3,294 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cannabean Betrothal by ItzMegan73 reviews
Edward has immersed himself in the Cannabean way to ward off the hurt of a life-changing experience; but an unexpected betrothal teaches him how little he knows about life. There is no abuse in this story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 231,548 - Reviews: 14408 - Favs: 7,361 - Follows: 5,298 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Bigger They Are by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Confirmed bachelor and career soldier, Edward Cullen was perfectly happy with his life. Until a young punk busted his windshield. Suddenly, he finds himself drawn to a beautiful widow with a LOT of baggage- four rambunctious sons. AH/AU - COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 304,177 - Reviews: 9369 - Favs: 5,177 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Femme Docs and Kevlar Knights by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella is a first yr medical intern who was raised by her brother Emmett and his friends after their parents died when she was 16. When a night in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Lang/Lem/complete
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 433,665 - Reviews: 6138 - Favs: 5,376 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5844 - Favs: 6,112 - Follows: 4,833 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
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Not In That Way reviews
Edward has been in love with his childhood best friend for years, too afraid to tell her how he really feels. Now, she's about to marry someone else and he thinks he's lost her forever. What will he do when fate steps in and gives him a second chance?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,194 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/28/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The One Who Got Away reviews
Bella met Edward just before their senior year and fell madly in love. But when life after high school pulls them apart, can Bella move on and find love again? Or will she always be in love with the one who got away? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 169,000 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete