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Joined 12-30-10, id: 2679259, Profile Updated: 12-13-15
Author has written 10 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fairly OddParents, Hunger Games, Hannibal, Teen Wolf, and Inuyasha.

Hi, I'm Blondie and I've been a member of this website for over 4 years now. I wrote for about 2 of those and years and then I just gave up because I just felt that I wasn't good enough. I wasn't in the best state of mind back then but I'm a lot better now and I'm a lot more confident. Though I must say I'm a little too old to keep writing fan fiction. I moved to AO3 a while back and decided a few days ago that I should come back to this site and go back to the first fan fiction I really got into: InuYasha. I'm going to be putting my stories from AO3 on here as well. For any of you who read any stories that I made before 2015, I'm sorry but I'm discontinuing them all. None of them are really good anyway, and I want to reinvent myself in the case of my writing style.

Now, I should probably introduce the stories that will be on here:

1. Is This Fear?: He never meant for this to happen; he'd always been so careful. With the wind in his ear and a dead man in his eyes, he wonders if this is what fear feels like. This is a oneshot that is completed! Hannibal, Hannigram

2. I Promised I'd Find You (Or You'd Find Me): Being a slave is all Stiles knows, or what all that the Argents want him to know. All that he can remember is working day and night for people that didn't deserve it. Still, he feels like someting is missing, because when he closes his eyes, he can almost see a big house in the middle of the woods and hear a voice he knows better than his own whispering things Stiles yearns to understand.

Stiles decides he's going to find that voice if it's the last thing he does. This is a story in progress that I will update on this site once a week until it is up to speed with the version on AO3 Teen Wolf, Sterek

3.Height Differences: Prompt fill for: "Person B, the tall one in the relationship, holding objects high above their head just to watch a short Person A try to jump for it. Person A kicking Person B in the shins to make them drop the thing. Person A launching themselves off furniture to get the thing from Person B. Person A waiting until Person B is asleep, then standing on the bed and pouring a cup of cold water on them from a great height while yelling “WHO’S THE TALL ONE NOW, FUCKER” OR that Inuyasha cracky fic no one asked for. This is a oneshot for now but may be a two shot. I might turn this into a giant Sesshomaru/Inuyasha prompt fill extravaganza. Inuyasha, Sesshomaru/Inuyasha

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy.

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The Prize by shinchansgirl reviews
Cato/Peeta. Cato decides it's time to bring an old rule into play. Peeta isn't as thrilled. Slash.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,453 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/2/2012 - [Cato, Peeta M.] - Complete
The Many Personalities of Spain by Writer-Girl-19 reviews
England casts a spell to rid himself of Spain. As expected it goes wrong; leaving Romano to deal with the many personalities of Spain. That sounds like a normal day for Romano, right? It would be if the personalities not had their own personifications.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 136,571 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 775 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 5/13/2015 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Mine For Forever by just.a.tad.crazy reviews
Summary: After many years of waiting, vampire Draco Malfoy finds his lifemate in the most peculiar of places. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,838 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Building Blocks and Condom Boxes by SYNdicate 930 reviews
AU. Romano, a young kindergarten teacher, is finding it increasingly hard to come up with rent money by the ends of each month now, so he decides getting a roommate to help alleviate the stress of paying for everything himself would be the best solution. However, all he needs now is a solution for handling his new roommate, Antonio, the pornstar. HIATUS (info on why on profile)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,517 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 7/8/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] [France, England/Britain]
To Summon a Mate by Penthesileia reviews
On Halloween night, Kagome is tricked into releasing a possessive, dangerous, hotter then hell demon from his prison of 500 years. She's in danger, but it's not her life she's worried about…yet. Sequel out NOW!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,965 - Reviews: 3255 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 1,695 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/31/2008 - [Inuyasha, Kagome H.] - Complete
Il Diavolo Sorriso by Tristripe reviews
Lovino is trapped by the pirate monster "Carriedo el Diablo" who's smile is just as dangerous as his anger. Despite the horrors that he experiences, Lovino has his own reason to survive, and he will not give up until he finds what he is looking for.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,125 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 12/22/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
At Least We Tried by YellowGrenade reviews
POV, AU fic set after MK9. Sub-Zero and the other Defenders deal with the aftermath of Shao Kahn and his regime. Some OOC-ness. Eventual M/M
Mortal Kombat - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,430 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang
To Tame a Viking by NocturnalUnicorn reviews
A young photographer named Tino meets a handsome viking named Berwald, who has been sealed away by a magic spell for centuries. Stranger yet, Berwald seems to think Tino is his wife! And what are these mysterious dreams Tino is having? SuFin M for LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,877 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
Blessed With A Curse by condesce reviews
Monsters are real... and they didn't just hide in your closet or under your bed. Too bad they came in the form of Antonio Fernandez Carriedo- a Spaniard too sexy for his own good. / AU Vampire!AntonioxLovino / REUPLOADED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,424 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano
Selkies Bride by Kisshulover1 reviews
Mathias,the Seal Lord has come in from the sea to collect Nikolas for his bride. Nikolas is terrified,but then he learns that at the stroke of midnight, if the Seal Lord is not returned to the sea, he could die! Nikolas must help Mathias before it's too late! Rated M for reasons.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,447 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Denmark, Norway
White Blank Page by swAhILi2011 reviews
Alfred is a janitor for a major corporation working 14 hour days just to get by, running errands for his boss for extra money. His life is bland, made up of work and sleep, until a mix-up sends him on the front step of the prostitute his boss is buying
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/7/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
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I'd Promised I'd Find You (Or You Would Find Me) reviews
Being a slave is all Stiles knows, or what all that the Argents want him to know. All that he can remember is working day and night for people that didn't deserve it. When he closes his eyes, he can almost see a big house in the middle of the woods and hear a voice he knows better than his own whispering things Stiles yearns to understand.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/13/2015 - Published: 7/10/2015 - Stiles, Derek H.
Height Differences reviews
Prompt fill for: "Person B, the tall one in the relationship, holding objects high above their head just to watch a short Person A try to jump for it." This is somewhat cracky and does contain Inucest. First Inuyasha fic I've written in 3 years so please be gentle. And yes, Inuyasha would play Flappy Bird and be horrible at it. Prompt from otpdisaster on tumblr.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
Is This Fear? reviews
He'd never meant for this to happen; he'd always been so careful. With the wind in his ear and a dead man in his eyes, he wonders if this is what fear feels like.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/6/2015 - Will G., Hannibal L.
Spamano Shuffle reviews
Give me a song, you get a story. This is the Spamano Shuffle. Leave a request in the reviews. I reserve the right to refuse any requests if I deem the song inappropriate. No gender-bending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,487 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Missing Smut of Spamano Shuffle Chapter 8 reviews
Title says it all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
The Wishing Tree reviews
A very long time ago, there was a special tree called the Wishing Tree. Everyday a wish was granted, and everyday a moon bulb would fall off a branch to the ground. He was the Liver, the boy who brought the moon bulbs to those who had had their wishes granted. The Liver was not allowed to fall in love. One-shot! Pato! AU!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete
Loves Me Not reviews
There really is no summary, because this really short. Loosely based off of Tatu's song, "Loves Me Not." PeetaxCato and all that goodness. Some bashing. Read please?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Cato, Peeta M. - Complete
Spamano Song Meme reviews
Rated T for just a smidge of inappropriateness. Do not read, 'A Little Piece of Heaven' if you do not like killing. Spamano! I don't own the cover, the picture belong to it's creator lurking somewhere in the interwebs.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Don't Mind the Make Out Session Behind Me reviews
AU. Human names are used. Feliciano just wanted some pasta. Will he settle for a mate instead? Summary really, really sucks. GerIta;USUK;FraCan;AustriaXHungary;GreeceXJapan;RomanoXSpain;RoChu. Rated M for later ;D I do not own the cover.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Perfect reviews
Yes, he was in love with Timmy. Yes, he had resigned himself to unrequited love. And yes, Timmy would be underneath him by the end of the night. I really don't know if the summary sucks.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Francis, Timmy - Complete
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