Ichibi Neko
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Joined 12-31-10, id: 2680257, Profile Updated: 12-21-12
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto.

Name: HMPF

Sex: I'm a girl _

Age: ...

Likes: anime, manga, Yaoi, hanging out , living in peace.

Dislikes: Any food with the colour green -.-'' ... Sakura one word blekh ... and my bigest hate : Sasusaku gross.

I like Naruto, Bleach, mm, Vampire knight, Inuyasha , yugioh , yugioh GX and Ghost hunt ...

I advice u not to watch ghost hunt , don't get me wrong It's good , amazing and all but I couldn't

sleep for a WEEK after the mansion episode T.T like imagine a ghost saying "I don't want to die" in it's ghostly voice.. e.e

I like sasunaru , sasodei , gaalee, mattXmello... :3

I play ameba pico T.T I miss ninja trick and comic world soooooooooooooo much T.T I'd give up on tomataoes to get them back

(A/N: I really like tomatoes... What?!)

Oh yeah in my fics I like the Uke to suffer abit , Don't call me mean If u know me in real life u would probably be nodding by now :) ...

Some Random stuff:

1- Justin Beiber is a Canadian

2- Farmville is dumb

3- You can't swallow and blink at the same time

4- You Just did number 3..

5- Now you're laughing

6- Now you're laughing harder

7-Now you like this post :)

Sasunaru Randomlyyyy:

Naruto : "Tell me how much you love me"

Sasuke : "Look up at the sky"

Naruto : "Stop changing the subject"

Sasuke : "Just look"

Naruto : "what am I doing?"

Sasuke : "Tell me how many stars are in the sky"

Naruto : "THAT"S IMMPOSSIBLE"

Sasuke : "So is explaining my love for you"

Me: "awwwwwwwwww" (I think I ruined the moment _'' ...don't hate me)

Sasodei time:

sasori and Deidara are walking in the street*

A car coming towards Deidara* :OOO

Sasori pushes Deidara out of the way and gets hit*

Deidara : "Sasori-Danna!!! Why did you do it?"

Sasori : "Broken ribs are better than a broken heart"

End of sasodei time...

AWWWW Poor Sasori-chan *sniff* oh well I hope he gets well soon :D

RANDOM SONG:

A,B,C,D,E,F,G Gummie bears are chasing me , one is red, one is blue , one is peeing in my shoe... XDDD LOL!

End of random song...

My favourite random quotes or ... just okok read..

Girl : I wish I was you're blackberry , checking on me every secound! , thinking of me :S , taking me every where u go , and mostly importantly calling me bb :p hahahaha

! xxD , you'd be holding me all the time

me without you is like a shoe without laces, a nerd without braces, and a sentence without spaces. ..

It's not like I hate you... Hm let me put it this way If You were on fire and I had water.. well I'd drink it

I'm Justt Crazyy 0nn Thee Dayzz Endingg Withh Thee Letterr " Y " !! :P

DON'T bother a girl listening to MUSIC because it's her only way to ESCAPE from REALITY

If I don't hear you I just laugh and hope it wasn't a question...

I did watch yugioh when I was 11 ... What?

I hate you... remove the h!

Don't they say there is no I in team.. well I'd like to say that there is an M and an e

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I'm sorry D: I haven't updated for a while but I start fresh tomorrow I-I-I-I-I- H-H-H-H-H- D: HE BROKE MY HEART SO I BROKE HIS FACE! yep it feels good when you get out your anger on a guy thats been cheating on you yea.. I'll go on writin again startin tomorrow

ugh which clown diud she run after to get that wig D:

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sorry needed to let it out -.-a anywaaaaay! somestuff ya outta know about me, :

people call me weird but I prefare to call it "diffrent"

>.> :O can you believe her! I mean comon! It tasts good on ice cream

Oh yea I'm gonna be famous someday! ya hear that! yup I am going to be famous! and then everyone will like me! :D

>.> I'm short but don't tell anyone D: I'm the shortest girl of my grade in my school D:

emm I know girl are supposed to be makeupy and bla bla with dresses and so... but am not its just gross! whats makeup?! It is fruits and weeds elkh! I can't believe girls actualy put this stuff on their face

I hate dresses and skirts I can't sit down in them! I never wear them except if my mum tells me that i have to.

and I dont have chicken legs...

I believe art should be a bang! KABOOOOOOOOOOM! YEYE!

NEKO IS NUTS! call me that call me that but thats who I am likey no likey me no carey!

.='' sorry _'' got a little carried away so. am not gonna talk alot and just end ma profile here :D for today this profile is like a journal ... but you get ta read it :D :D

Update YAY. i was kind of an idiot when i wrote this but i wont delete it xD

so yea i lost many faithful readers due to my stupid delay D: but hopefuly i will get new ones u.u

yay. :3

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Bruises by Super-Dog11 reviews
Naruto has to take daily abuse by...everyone. His parents, his teachers, his peers. The world is against him. And it all was because of Sasuke. But little did the Uchiha know how bad Naruto really had it. SasuNaru Abused!Naruto Abusive!Sas, Nej, and Chou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Forget Me Not by ItachiFanGirl24 reviews
Sasori and Deidara are madly in love. Then one day the blond just disappears, never to be found. Years later Sasori is happily married with two kids and his long lost lover comes back into his life. What's he suppose to do now? Rated M for lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,220 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1906 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 904 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The loser by niallerslovelydance reviews
Popular and talented artist, Sasori makes a bet with his best friends Kisame and Hidan to make the new nerdy and girly boy-Deidara popular and break his heart in front everyone at the next school assembly. But slowly he begins falling in love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,910 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/12/2012 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
So Overrated by Nata Yoh reviews
Each day, enduring hours of sleepless night and torture, how far would you go to protect someone you love? Deidara is just a freak in school with not one friend. Sasori is one of the popular guys that's loved by everybody. Rape, Abuse, Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,892 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
And I used to think you were childish by Smla reviews
Sasori heard the explosions from the room where Deidara was fighting. From the pained cries that followed it seemed that his partner had managed to hurt his opponent rather badly. No surprise there. It was what happened next that took him by surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,523 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sasori, Deidara
On The Side by youcancallmejanedoe reviews
Naruto's feeling used and abused. Can Sasuke make the right decision? Will he fix or break Naruto? SasuNaru SasuSaku Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,352 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It Takes My Pain Away by Daisuke Uchiha reviews
Syrus has been disappearing every night for the past 4 months,Chazz has been depressed for some time,Zane is trying to get closer to Syrus,and Jaden is just damn confused and wants to know what's going on!SyxJaden ChazzxZane SyxZane Yaoi LEMON
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,597 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Syrus T./Shō M.
Heaven is not complete with out Hell by xXxXxRoxasFanGirlxXxXx reviews
Sasuke lost his wife in a tragic accident after they adopted Naruto. Naruto, their son, feels that he is just a substitute for his mother. What will Sasuke do? Rated M for SasuNaru bliss. ADOPTED FROM NanaChi-Chan. Original Name: Heaven and Hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,631 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Slave by Imou reviews
He destroyed konoha and killed the elders. Thanks to Madara and him, the Uchihas are the supreme leaders of the world. But Sasuke is still not satisfied. What if he took Naruto as his personal slave? Will his hunger be satiated? SasuNaru, Hard Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,783 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
SasuNaruSai by A Pessimistic Optimist reviews
This is NOT a threesome, it's about Naruto's abusive relationship with Sasuke while he is a missing-nin and how Sai finds out and tries to help. Rated M for later chapters that will involve graphic abuse/rape/sex scenes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It's all Business by g.suke reviews
Sequel to "Love Therapy". Now that Naruto has returned home, that he has been running away from. Sasuke learn about his family hidden secret, What adventure awaits them. SasuNaru......Slow process of feeling development.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,213 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
My Lovely Manjoume by ZackiepoosCloud reviews
After Judai's left to attend another academy, Sho's left with nothing but the room and memories they shared. Until Jun Manjoume jumps in. But the closer he gets to Sho, the weirder things are. Yaoi/Mentions of rape/Maybe Sho/Jun lmon later New Moon Theme
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Syrus T./Shō M., Chazz P./Manjōme J.
my broken heart by Sukichan111 reviews
song fic- tears drops on my guitar couple- onesided sasodei some sasokonan sad enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,377 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Burning Souls by HuskyWalker reviews
Deidara is abused, starts in a new school, come in a fight and the Akatsuki want him to join him. Maybe Yaoi. Saso/Dei.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,210 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki - Complete
Love Therapy by g.suke reviews
After being married to Uchiha Sasuke for more than 6 years, Sakura decided to undergo a love therapy to spark their love once more and who’s a better therapist than Dr. Naruto, of course! SasuNaru, Yaoi!...Slow process of feeling development.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,148 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 12/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bastards Slave by Ninjalicious Babe reviews
Naruto is new to Dattebayo Highschool and he's heard a lot about his Bastard roomate. Of course, considering he doesn't know him, he thinks nothing of it, but once he is forcefully made into a slave of the Bastards, he believes. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,651 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
What Happened In Vegas by Sans Fire reviews
Sasuke and Naruto meet in Vegas. Immediately attracted to eachother, they have a night on the town and wake up...married? The judge refuses to divorce them, so they have to survive 6 months without killing each other. Or falling in love. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,268 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2589 - Favs: 2,069 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2723 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alien Boyfriend by AestheticAcoustic reviews
A space ship crash lands in the woods behind Deidara's house. Inside, he finds an alien and decides to help the injured red head. What will come of this? Better than it sounds. Full summary inside. SasoDei, yaoi, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,677 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/18/2009 - Published: 2/28/2009 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Family Ties by DarkItachi22 reviews
What would happen if before Haruhi came to Ouran High Another old friend, that she hasn't seen was there. Would thinks be different would she finally be able to pay of her dept completely. Please give the story a chance, It is really good,can't sum it up.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2009
Itai Koi by desichan17 reviews
Even if they do fight alot, sasori and deidara truly love each other. but sometimes, fate has its own plan. For sasori has a secret he's been keeping from deidara. and its will cause both their worlds to come crashing down SasoDei ItaDei SakonTayuya YAO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,297 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Can You See Me? by AestheticAcoustic reviews
AU Deidara's heart is failing and he has less than six months to live. Surgery could save him, but it's expensive. Can he get a kiss from his crush, Sasori Akasuna, before it's too late? Full summary inside. SasoDei. Lemons. Complete! SEQUEL DELETED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - [Deidara, Sasori] - Complete
Companionship by Tapestry of Chaos reviews
Naruto kept the secret about his homelessness for fifteen years, until it was discovered by his new friend Sasuke Uchiha. Now Naruto's way of life has been changed. But can an even darker secret put everyone around him in danger? AU Eventual Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Slave to His Love by Elric-Chan reviews
Naruto was Itachi's slave... but it was Sasuke who loved him. And what price will Sasuke have to pay for what he wants the most? What consequence can he face for keeping his promise to protect the one that means the most to him? AU SasuNaruSasu CHAPTER 4!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sold My Soul by Elric-Chan reviews
It was a mistake. That much he knew. But still... carrying Sasuke's child was not. And he would do what he had to, even if it meant shedding his male body... [sasunaru, MPreg]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kiss the Boy by Kookie134 reviews
Sasuke is getting married to Sakura, but he wants Naruto. All he needs to do is kiss Naruto to see if he really does prefer Naruto over Sakura. Only one small problem, He can't seem to bring himself to do it SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Syrus by ForbiddenSnowflake666 reviews
Alexis invites Jaden and Syrus to her 'new job', but they don't have a very good time. Don't read if you like Alexis and Téa... Yaoi, slight angst, slash, JadenxSyrus Jyrus! It's a disease! Fluffy.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2007
Traitors, Trials and Trysts by Fire.Rose.Black reviews
What if the 7th Shadow Rider wasn't Banner? What if the Shadow lord wasn't Kagemaru? What if the Shadow Riders weren't the big evil? Set after the Spirit Day episode. Yaoi and Het. Dub names.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,511 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Chazz P./Manjōme J., Syrus T./Shō M.
Haunted House on the Hill by FastForward reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Of Swings and Friendship by Kylie-Chan reviews
8 year old Uzumaki Naruto always sits alone on the swing after school. But one day a certain Uchiha comes to talk to him. Fluffy Friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Training and Storms, They Really Help by Hinjintetsusou reviews
Two boys out in the forest, improving their skills. A storm just overhead. On will give out his secrits and his pain of life. oneshot SasuNaru Friends
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
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I hate you reviews
Deidara's life has been nothing but torture, but everyone has a limit until they break completly. What about Sasori the redhead living the perfect life. Warning: Abuse, rape, cutting, .. Sasodei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,741 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Deidara, Sasori
Behind that mask reviews
Naruto has been bullied, hated and kept unloved. But what happens when he meets uchiha Sasuke will everything in his previous life change or will it get even worse. High school fic. SASUNARU.. Abuse violence and rape is now M rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
slave and master reviews
Sasuke is a leader of a gang.. what happends when Naruto is sent as a spy and gets caught!:O Then sasuke forces him to be his slave! :O WARNING :ABUSE SASUNARU in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.