The Cheesebub
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Joined 12-31-10, id: 2680547, Profile Updated: 01-22-17
Author has written 4 stories for Total Drama series.

Hey, whassup? It's The Cheesebub here, back from the dead!

Nobody remembers me. Cool.

About ME!

I'm 19, and am currently attending UCLA as a freshman. I used to write Total Drama fanfiction, specifically a story called "Total Drama Returns". Some of you may know it, some of you may even think you like it. How would I describe that story now? Well... uh... it certainly was "prolific". Like, it was really, really long.

But it was not good. Not good at all. And in hindsight, it REALLY needed to be rated M. But I was trying to pander for a mass audience, y'know?

Yep, over the course of about 5 years (!!), I cranked out over 600k words of almost complete and utter sh*. Still, it was sh* that I enjoyed writing, and maybe a few people pretended to enjoy reading so as not to fracture my fragile ego. And god, I loved reviews. They made me feel powerful; they made me like more of a man. Sad, I know.

Unsurprisingly, my interest in a children's TV show waned as I grew older. I know, shocker. So I abandoned the fandom for many a moon, moving on and heading off to college. I thought I had moved on. I think a lot of my loss of interest did subconsciously have to do with the fact that I really couldn't stand to look at my older writing. It physically pained me to see how awful it was, and I just wanted to escape the identity that had put such garbage into existence.

But a new, random burst of passion has suddenly catapulted me back into the fandom, just as the Total Drama series looks to be all but officially dead and nobody cares anymore. My timing is impeccable.

Anyway, I've got a new story in the works, one that is hopefully far better than my previous work, and it will be out in Jan 2017. So be on the lookout for that.

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TDR3: Noah's Tour of the World by PurpleBandit3000 reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Redemption. Noah finds himself back on the jumbo jet and is forced to relive the events of Season 3 (Total Drama World Tour). However, not everything is the same the second time around...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,932 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Noah
Total Danganronpa by Heroi Oscura reviews
When 25 contestants are stuck in a school with no way out, a strange bear tells them the only way to get out is to kill someone. Can Noah, who the rest don't remember, and Dawn, who has lost her memories, pinpoint the killers and give them justice? Or will they all end up dying themselves? Warning: Character Deaths
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 162,134 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Noah, Dawn] - Complete
Total Drama Ocean by scubadivingmaui7 reviews
Season Five of Total Drama, folks! The show is taking to the high seas - this time, with members of both casts competing for the five million dollar prize! Join the noble Brick, party-loving Geoff, fame mongering Dakota, gothic Gwen, and maybe even an original character on the greatest ocean journey reality TV has ever seen!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 136,248 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Trent, Bridgette - Complete
Total Drama Chaos! by Knifez reviews
Season 5. Thirty-eight contestants. Join I, Chris Mclean, as I host another season with the thirty-eight campers you've grown to love...seeing hurt! Tears, romance, strategy, the warm fuzzies and the heebie jeebies! We've got it all right here in this spectacular final season! Who will win the five million dollars? Find out right here! (Rewrite of first 14 chapters in progress.)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 341,004 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet, Mr. Coconut - Complete
TDC2: Total Drama Battlegrounds by The Kobold Necromancer reviews
Sequel to Total Drama Comeback. Forty-four contestants enter this season, veterans and originals, a crowded and wild ride! An impromptu challenge created by the warped mind of Chris Maclean will change everything in TDBG, and the host's cruelty leads to a horrible scenario. A frantic hunt to save someone dear to many begins, with time and participants dropping fast...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 551,451 - Reviews: 1846 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/2/2015 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Total Drama Redemption by PurpleBandit3000 reviews
It was all he wanted ever since he was booted off third: A second chance. Noah's back on the island. How will he fare the second time around? Written from Noah's POV. Rated T for mild swearing and other sophomoric humor. Now officially concluded! Check out "Noah's Tour of the World" for the sequel! :D
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 197,349 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - [Noah, Izzy] Cody, Heather - Complete
Total Drama Fan-Fiction Theater by Helmet 798 reviews
Chef Hatchet hosts season 4.5 of Total Drama! 21 Contestants from all 4 seasons, plus 3 OCs, will compete in challenges based off of Total Drama Fan-Fics, to win 750,000 dollars! [On hiatus until the end of the year]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,331 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Chef Hatchet, Courtney, Tyler, OC
Total Drama Survival by StayOuttaMyShed reviews
After a drop in ratings during season 4, Chris brings back 16 veterans to compete in a new season, this time on a secluded island in the middle of nowhere. Contestants must endure grueling challenges and just surviving each day in the harsh terrain.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,721 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2012 - [Gwen, Duncan] Trent, Eva - Complete
ReRevenge of the Island: An Alternate Reality by ChloroFax reviews
We all know that "Backstabbers Ahoy!" was a shocking and brutal episode from season four of Total Drama. We all know why. However, what if something were able to stop a certain event in this episode from happening? How will the change affect the rest of the season? This fic will show what might happen. Events in this fic immediately follow those of "Finders Creepers".
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,717 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012
Total Drama Twist by I Am TIAW reviews
When Chris brings back 13 campers to the island for the most hilarious and drama-filled season ever, awesomeness will abound! All your favorite characters are back and better than ever. Friendships, romances, alliances, betrayals, conflicts, and, uh, squirrels? It's all here on the fan-fiction you won't want to miss, Total, Drama, Twist! Currently being redone.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 114,325 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 1/14/2013
Total Drama Ultimate by Immersion Feeds Obsession reviews
The fifth and final season of Total Drama has arrived and Chris has brought back 30 of our favorite competitors to compete in mystery challenges for the prize of 2 million dollars. Who will win? And who will fall? Come find out! Canceled
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,543 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012
Candy For Your Thoughts? by Strix Moonwing reviews
After discovering Duncan and Gwen kissing, Courtney vents out her anger and grief alone in the cargo hold. However, when one particular teammate comes visiting her, she realizes that she's not the only one who's been hurt by the kiss...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 154,702 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Courtney, Cody
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Total Drama: Brains vs Brawn vs Beauty reviews
Get ready for a season of TD unlike any other! 18 campers from seasons' past return to Pahkitew Island, where they'll compete in the ultimate battle for dominance. Which trait will prevail? Along the way, there's sure to be tons of shocking twists, high stakes drama, touching romance, and of course... DUNCAN! Did I mention Duncan! Your favorite character, Duncan! He's here too!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 142,651 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/22/2020 - Published: 1/29/2017
Total Drama Returns reviews
The 24 contestants from the first 3 seasons of Total Drama are back to the island for another season of intense drama, hilarious surprises, and of course, dangerous challenges! 12 campers remain, 1 in Redemption Cabin!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 638,621 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 1/2/2011
I Am ZEKE reviews
He was a man. A man betrayed by the ones he trusted. A man who lost it all. A man humiliated with the whole world watching. And ultimately, he was a man forgotten. But his story won't end there. Out of the ashes, a toque-wearing phoenix shall rise. Come follow Ezekiel as he sets forth on an epic comeback adventure. (Co-write with TIAW)
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Ezekiel
Total Drama Rap Battles reviews
All your favorite characters battle it out, rap style! You choose who competes next! Now, here it is! Bridgette vs Eva!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2011