Author has written 4 stories for Total Drama series.
Hey, whassup? It's The Cheesebub here, back from the dead!
Nobody remembers me. Cool.
I'm 19, and am currently attending UCLA as a freshman. I used to write Total Drama fanfiction, specifically a story called "Total Drama Returns". Some of you may know it, some of you may even think you like it. How would I describe that story now? Well... uh... it certainly was "prolific". Like, it was really, really long.
But it was not good. Not good at all. And in hindsight, it REALLY needed to be rated M. But I was trying to pander for a mass audience, y'know?
Yep, over the course of about 5 years (!!), I cranked out over 600k words of almost complete and utter sh*. Still, it was sh* that I enjoyed writing, and maybe a few people pretended to enjoy reading so as not to fracture my fragile ego. And god, I loved reviews. They made me feel powerful; they made me like more of a man. Sad, I know.
Unsurprisingly, my interest in a children's TV show waned as I grew older. I know, shocker. So I abandoned the fandom for many a moon, moving on and heading off to college. I thought I had moved on. I think a lot of my loss of interest did subconsciously have to do with the fact that I really couldn't stand to look at my older writing. It physically pained me to see how awful it was, and I just wanted to escape the identity that had put such garbage into existence.
But a new, random burst of passion has suddenly catapulted me back into the fandom, just as the Total Drama series looks to be all but officially dead and nobody cares anymore. My timing is impeccable.
Anyway, I've got a new story in the works, one that is hopefully far better than my previous work, and it will be out in Jan 2017. So be on the lookout for that.