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Author has written 13 stories for Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Study series, and Naruto.

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This is the profile of someone who one day dreams to be an author.

FanFiction, to me, is a good way to practice my writing.

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I can also be found on FictionPress as Euridice.

10/4/2011-Hello! You've all probably noticed that I haven't updated in awhile. Here's why:

I am devoting my time to schoolwork. I am in an AP Geometery class, which gives me a lot of homework every night, along with my other classes, which are also piling on the work (mostly English.) So, my writing time is severely limited. Because of this, I will be putting this story on a temporary hiatus, almost. I will probably update every now and again, and maybe post a one-shot every once in a while, but only when I have a chunk of time on my hands.

So that is why updates will be few and far between for awhile.

3/21/2011-Hi! FanFiction won't seem to let me edit my stories. I hit the edit button, trying to add a new story, but it keeps telling me that there has been an error. Does anyone know how I can get by this? I really want to publish a new chapter, but I can't. Any ideas?

3/26/2011-THANKYOU SO MUCH TWISTEDARTIST! for showing me how to get around that error screen. I can post again! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!

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The Black Bunny by Windseeker2305 reviews
Harry's had it with his destined role after the Order does something he can't forgive. Now he's done with both sides of the war and wants to be left alone. But since when have his wishes ever counted for anything? LV/HP Slash & MPREG.More warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 464,660 - Reviews: 4225 - Favs: 6,726 - Follows: 6,717 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Somewhere To Belong by Pizza yum reviews
Garp and Whitebeard strike a deal and Luffy, Ace, and Sabo are sent to live with the Whitebeard Pirates for six months. The trio and crew alike do not know how to handle the situation but eventually they figure each other out and the brothers find somewhere they feel like they belong.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,321 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 2,299 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo, Marco - Complete
Lost and Found by xotakux2002x reviews
Cleaning out on moving day results in unpleasant things for Hidan and Kakuzu. light kakuhidan, zettobi, and sasodei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Complete
Communal Bonding by xotakux2002x reviews
The Akatsuki has pushed the nearby village a little too far; now they have to try and make peace with them. Of course, things can never be that easy when demented rouge ninjas are involved. Akatsuki, light on the pairings here
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,255 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Complete
Creating Akatsuki by xotakux2002x reviews
The first story in the Akatsuki saga, wherein they all come together. Mayhem naturally ensues. AU, kisaita sasodei zettobi kakuhidan peinkonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,540 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
The Box by xotakux2002x reviews
What's in the box? What's in the box! That's what the Akatsuki wants to know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,388 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Complete
Say Hello by xotakux2002x reviews
Itachi's love life would be much better if he would just talk to his crush. Fortunately, Deidara and Hidan are here to help. kisaita
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Seaswept by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi and Sasuke flee Japan in its purge of foreigners and stow away on a pirate ship where they meet a man who will change both their lives. Kisame/Itachi, Kisame/Sasuke, Kisame/Itachi/Sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
Labor of Insanity by estalita11 reviews
Guess who knocked up the Dark Lord? HP/TMR slash, mpreg, CRACK, but with a sophisticated tone. One-shot, complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,467 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Detention Papers by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Articles that have survived the years since the Marauders and Snape were in detention. Not in chronological order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 33 - Words: 35,776 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 7/6/2011 - James P., Severus S.
SasoDei One Gold Doubloon by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Deidara had been a simple impoverished street rat; that is, until he was hired aboard the Pirate Ship known as the Lightning Queen. Now all he has to do is figure out how the hell he is going to stay alive around such cut-throat pirates! Not to mention his unusual attraction to the ship's doctor; the handsome stoic man with a venomous touch. Does Deidara even dare to survive?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,375 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U.
The Elastic Clause by shizuos reviews
Deidara, the self proclaimed artist, has medical school chasing him. Sasori, the prodigal law student, has his grandmother on his back. And to make things worse, they're shoved into an apartment together. Oh joy. SasoDei KisaIta KakuHida PeinKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 193,527 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Hatstalls by bluemeanies reviews
The Sorting Hats thoughts as she changes the Sorting through the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Sorting Hat, Founders - Complete
A Snake Named Voldemort by estalita11 reviews
COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,074 - Reviews: 2968 - Favs: 6,635 - Follows: 3,317 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fate, Destiny, or Death by elric0sis reviews
What exactly is that feeling? The feeling of experiencing this before? Itachi remembers this thingling sensation in his stomach, that warmth flooding his cheeks, those strong arms holding him, making him feel...Safe. Rated for language. YAOI PAIRING!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Brat by xotakux2002x reviews
In the wake of a mission gone wrong, Deidara is left with a chibi nightmare for a partner. Light sasodei at the end, mostly shenanigans and tomfoolery.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,224 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
The Incredibly Ridiculous Mission by xotakux2002x reviews
When Pein decides to leave the base for a bit and go on a mission, only terrible things can follow! Usual implied Akatsuki pairings, but mostly utter nonsense
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Pain/Pein
The squatters by K' the panther reviews
What happened during the timeskip between Zoro, Perona and Mihawk? Crackfic.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/20/2012
French by Aurore Day reviews
The little truths of their relationship.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Shinra K., Celty S. - Complete
Just One Piece by Seliphra reviews
Izaya has been hiding what he feels for years, but he's had enough of that and asks Shinra for help moving on...with just one piece of Shizuo. Shizaya, yaoi, mpreg. R&R Full warnings inside.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,018 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Never Tears by icywarm reviews
"Stupid, stupid Shizu-chan, just choose to take the tears, so we can live on together." The grave just stayed silent as I went through another lifetime without Shizuo.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
50 Points Concerning Shizaya by Threesmallcrows reviews
Shizaya oneshot. 50 points concerning the relationship between Shizuo and Izaya.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Ten things you didn't know about by Myene reviews
An on going drabble series about the Harry Potter characters. I pick one, and then tell you ten things you didn't know about them before. Some funny, some sad, some just a bit...odd. Will be listed as in-progress, but each chapter is a stand alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chronic by thirteen-forty-two reviews
Izaya suffers with chronic migraines, and quickly discovers that Shizuo is the only one who can help.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 63 - Words: 94,806 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Muzzled by Velkyn Karma reviews
Santoryuu has a few other advantages, although it's funny how often nobody sees them coming. Completely random story-set pondering. Set pre-timeskip. One-shot, complete.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 47 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Zoro, Usopp - Complete
SasoDei Underneath Thunderstorms by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Sasori's life changed when he was five years old, when he first saved the life of the infant blonde merman. But now can Sasori save Deidara from the evil clutches of a certain sinister pink haired girl? Let's all hope so. Mermen and Mermaids, ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Life and Again by ShinkonoKokoro reviews
AU, Reincarnation-Merlin and Arthur meet again. And again. And again. Because life goes on.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,016 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Last Request by dotheyreally reviews
They say the things about a person come out after they die. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Glimpses by StarKid McFly reviews
Glimpses into the life of Remus Lupin: Werewolf, Marauder, Professor and Bloody Good Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
SasoDei Home Sweet Home by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
Guardian Angels aren't the only things watching you while you're asleep. Deidara has moved into a new house, which everyone claims to be haunted. The blonde doesn't believe his friends, but what will happen if it turns out that they are actually correct?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,687 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
To the End of All Taint by joanamidena reviews
A small compilation of Bellatix Lestrange's thoughts as she left for the Hogwarts Battle. Slightly Bellamort, contains spoilers of the seventh book. - Rated T for strongly-picturesque language and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Bellatrix L., Voldemort - Complete
Prophets by StarKid McFly reviews
Cornelius Fudge has to perform his routine inspection in Azkaban. However, one inmate has taken a particular curiosity to his newspaper... Set at the beginning of PoA.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Sirius B., C. Fudge - Complete
Julius Root's Guide to Dating by E.N.HA reviews
The real question is, how does Julius Root know enough about dating to write a dating guide?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
Black Bird by thirteen-forty-two reviews
A photographer should know what he's getting himself into when he takes interest in a model, especially when that model is his own boyfriend. AU Shizaya. Fluffy like a freshly baked cupcake.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Evil Is Born Within Us by Tiro reviews
Harry never really believed in Dumbledore. He finished school and during that summer afterwards, he decided to let the Light become defenceless. He goes to his lover. SLASH, LV/HP and LM/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,319 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 2,116 - Follows: 371 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Ivory Keys by thirteen-forty-two reviews
The healing power of music is a funny thing.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
D'arvit My Life by Redbookbluebook reviews
I was kidnapped by a twelve year old. D'arvit My Life! -Holly. Foaly creates a website where the LEPrecon can post stories about the hilariously terrible things that happen to them. Oneshot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Foaly, Julius R. - Complete
Prisoner Unleashed by potato4 reviews
Hermione is Draco's new slave. Draco, a faithful Death Eater, wants nothing more that to take Voldemort down. And she may be the only key to being able to do just that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,448 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everyone Has a Secret by CloudNineKitty reviews
One-shot! Sasuke is Konoha's masked superhero Sharingan. Can he tell Naruto the truth without scaring his boyfriend away? AU, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,403 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Swimming with Sharks by snitcheyes411 reviews
Itachi is an outcast living on the beach. Kisame is the shark version of a merman. Kisame/Itachi yaoi. Don't like, don't read. Don't own, don't sue.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Beware the Kraken by peroxidepest17 reviews
In which Zoro apologizes like a Man and Sanji's response is appropriately Man Dumb.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
SasoDei Big Doll House by AkatsukiMemberWoolfy reviews
After 5 years on the run, the 20 year old known as Akasuna Sasori is finally caught. More than just the cold steel bars of jail await him, old vicious enemies, new feared allies...and a hot blonde escape artist? Jail was nothing like Sasori expected.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,726 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Akatsuki Employee Handbook by Lady Khali reviews
A guide to all things Akatsuki, including our internal rules and regulations. Written by Akatsuki members, for Akatsuki members, and subject to approval by senior management: Pain and Madara. All edits are final. Dispute at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,755 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Pain/Pein, Madara U. - Complete
The Hardest Stone by InsaneMelon reviews
Luffy asks. Nami explains. Zoro and Sanji suffer. Same old, same old aboard the Going Merry... Just a bit of Nakamaship and having a little good-natured fun with the ZoSan pairing, without actually being Slash. Curious? Read and find out!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
The little merman by DeadRat309 reviews
All fairy-tales are made to be corrupted. Based on the original story 'The little mermaid'. DarkKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Colonel Bogey March by Stormshadow13 reviews
What happens at the Azimano Police Station when Dark is captured and questioned? Dark being his normal charming smartelic self, that's what.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,601 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Just because by Karijn Aska Shangel reviews
Some cute KisaIta drabbles, enjoy. PG13, KisameXItachi is LOVE... Rating upped to be safe!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 25,452 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
Akatsuki Dreams by Kantayra reviews
In their final moments before death, the members of Akatsuki experience one last vision of their past, their present, and what could be. This chapter: Pain.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 2762 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
You're Kidding by xotakux2002x reviews
mpreg fic! this is why you don't make bets with deidara. bad things tend to happen! kisaita kakuhidan sasodei peinkonan, slight yaoi, mostly pure chaos though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 37,867 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Complete
Zoro’s Directions by peroxidepest17 reviews
Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 162 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sanji, Luffy - Complete
Emo Angel by xotakux2002x reviews
AU fic. itachi comes from a less than loving home, and lives in a less than understanding world. kisame is new to the school, and is lonely. the two become attached, but how far can it go? kisaita yaoi, dark
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 28,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/20/2009 - Complete
Intertwined by xotakux2002x reviews
an AU story about hidan and kakuzu growing up, and growing closer. life can be cruel, but as long as someone's there with you, it's possible to come out smiling in the end. kakuhidan yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,662 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
In Which Zoro is the Grand Master of the Universe by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro can shape the world.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Ninja Pirates from the Planet Jupiter by Kantayra reviews
Why teaching a class of young, would-be ninjas is every teacher's nightmare. Dedicated to poor, long-suffering Iruka.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Diagnosis: Clueless by Kantayra reviews
Sasuke suspects he's being poisoned. Sakura suspects he just needs a little tongue time with Naruto. Naruto/Sasuke or Sasuke/Naruto, whichever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 55 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Quite Scheherazade by Kantayra reviews
There is only one power in the universe capable of bringing even the most powerful ninja to their knees. Watch, as Naruto defeats Sasuke using the horrifying might that is *filler*! Naruto/Sasuke, silly fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flesh and Blood by Kantayra reviews
Sasori had planned his death and his miraculous resurrection into a human body. What he hadn't planned was how his brand new flesh and blood would affect him once he reunited with his old partner. Sasori/Deidara. Post-Shippuuden, Deidara and Sasori live!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,888 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Serpent Tongue by AngeloftheOdd reviews
A little drabble about Orochimaru and Kabuto. OroKabu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
Dark Father by darwick reviews
This is the note they found on Harry’s bed the day he went missing. Some thought it was a suicide note, but the ones who knew him best knew it for what it was; a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Game by Kantayra reviews
Shikamaru and Neji face off in the long-awaited genius battle of the century...or maybe just because they're both extremely bored.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
About Ten by Kantayra reviews
The mysterious organization called Akatsuki is made up of about ten shinobi. Who would have thought that maintaining an evil criminal organization of *exactly* ten members would be so difficult? Pure crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Madara U., Pain/Pein - Complete
Remember That Time by Momosportif reviews
KakuHida ficlet. Kakuzu and Hidan remembering their moments together before Kakuzu's death and Hidan's incapacitation. I do not own Naruto so props to KM. Please read and enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Akatsuki at the Seaside by Shuriken to the face reviews
Everyone's favourite criminals have a nice day out...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 421 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 1,344 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
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I Will Not Scream reviews
Every step would feel like walking on broken glass. He would never see his family again. He would never speak again. He was set up for failure and this endeavor would probably be the death of him, but if it meant he got the chance to make Itachi love him, then so be it. Itachi would never have to know. Kisame x Itachi, Kisaita, Itakisa, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
The Canary reviews
Sasori thinks about Deidara as he works on a new puppet, remembering the events that taught him about his partner, that he remembered most about his partner, and the day he fell in love with his partner. But will he make a tragic mistake and loose Deidara, or will he learn to accept his fleeting nature?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Tobi's Mission reviews
Tobi is unintentionally wreaking havoc in the Akatsuki headquarters- running with scissors is never a good idea. In an effort to get Tobi to leave for awhile, Tobi is given a mission to 'go gather some intelligence on Konoha.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Obito U. - Complete
The Legend of King's Cross Station reviews
September first is an interesting time at King's Cross Station, and not only for wizarding children. Guards at that particular station around eleven o'clock on September first have seen so many things that never make it into their official reports.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Neville L. - Complete
Note by Note reviews
Here it is, the sequel to Ink on Paper. Through a set of circumstances out of their hands, Draco and Hermione are on speaking terms and meeting nightly. This is the story of how their grudging friendship grew and flourished into something else. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/4/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
On the Door Step reviews
A little character excersise. Petunia's point of view of the morning she found Harry on her doorstep.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Petunia D. - Complete
Ink On Paper reviews
The students at Hogwarts are being forced to write to another student in a different house, and have no idea who they are writing to. Guess who gets paired up with Hermione? And so ensues the story of how the two overcame their prejudices. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,471 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Dark Of Night reviews
Valek can't sleep, and is thinking of Yelena while carving her snake bracelet. Takes place during Magic Study. Could be continued if I get reviews telling me to make it a two-shot.
Study series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,333 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Valek, Yelena Z. - Complete
Wild Roses reviews
This is a poem by Artemis about Holly. Set just after the Atlantis Complex.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
His Name Was Draco Malfoy reviews
Draco Malfoy is sent by the Dark Lord to kill Hermione Granger, but something unexpected happens, leaving Draco uncapable of completing his task. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
To Hack Artemis's Computer reviews
Myles and Beckett try to hack Artemis's computer. Artemis works behind the scenes, entertaining himself. Enjoy!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Beckett F., Myles F. - Complete
Paintbrush reviews
After TEC, Artemis's mindwipe erases his memories.But he manages to cling onto Holly's name and the fact that she is important to him. Desperate to figure out who this Holly is, mindwiped Artemis starts to paint...HSxAF
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
What Angeline Saw reviews
This takes place at the end of TTP. Angeline has a foggy memory due to Opal controlling her body. She doesn't remember anything she saw while she was "sick." Angeline makes some discoveries. HSxAF at end.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Angeline F., Artemis F. - Complete