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Joined 12-31-10, id: 2681099, Profile Updated: 04-29-14
Author has written 12 stories for Torchwood, House of Night, Glee, and Misc. Tv Shows.

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You're reading the profile of ff.net and AO3 user whereJIJisalive, who also happens to be kraken-with-a-plan on tumblr. I don't use fanfiction.net a lot anymore, and most of the fics I have published here are old and of highly questionable quality, and to be quite honest I'd rather pretend they didn't exist. But they do, and you're free to read them if they attract you.


Favourites:

TV-series: Doctor Who, Sherlock, Glee(against my better judgement), Torchwood, Queer as Folk(US), Alles Was Zählt, Charmed, Brothers and Sisters, Revenge, Downton Abbey, Merlin

Artists/Bands: Adam Lambert, Panic! At The Disco, Jay Brannan, Muse, Queen, Mika, Death Cab for Cutie, Ok go, Fall Out Boy, Revolverheld, Chameleon Circuit, Adele

Authors: Ben Elton, Douglas Adams, Jane Austen, P.C Cast, David Levithan, John Green, Chris Colfer, J.R.R Tolkien


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Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4059 - Favs: 5,471 - Follows: 3,791 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Days Are Long by Tsormick reviews
Kurt is getting ready to leave for college and trying to figure out where all of the men fit in his life- his dad, his stepbrother, his live-in friend, his boyfriend... Why does moving to New York feel so much like moving on? And then there's Dave Karofsky, who the world has forgotten. Dave is willing to take any place that will have him. Canon up through "Dance With Somebody."
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,940 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kurt H., Finn H., D. Karofsky, Sam E.
The Sidhe by Chazzam reviews
Epic romantic fantasy adventure, seriously AU, with angst and fluff in equal measure. I can sense your hesitation, but just give the first chapter a try. It's been winning some folks over and it may surprise you.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 33 - Words: 112,234 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 1,449 - Updated: 11/28/2014 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Paragraph 175 by rubyliss reviews
Kurt discovers that Karofsky's hatred has its roots in something that happened between their families during the Holocaust. The title refers to the German law that made homosexuality a crime.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,194 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Online and Anonymous by SunMonTue reviews
By day Dave is a quiet attentive school student, but by night he's a smut-writing fanfic-writer who ships Johnlock. Kurt's never heard of fanfiction before Blaine tells him about it but he's about to be exposed to a whole new world. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 86,559 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7726 - Favs: 8,177 - Follows: 7,710 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 4,472 - Follows: 1,066 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Counters by louisestrange reviews
Dystopian AU. Dave & Kurt meet on the floor, pedalling to earn credits to buy their chance out of the drudgery, and are drawn together in a world that won't let them have what they want. Can they stick to the rules, work their way towards their dreams, or will they risk it all to be together? Romance/Angst/Sci-fi.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 124,088 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Perfect Symmetry by Liam the lemming reviews
Dave's senior year starts falling apart at the seams when an anonymous interloper outs him when he's only one step away from coming out on his own. How will he cope? More importantly, how will everyone else?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,194 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
Permanent Marker by wynnie the pooh reviews
When the Labels people call you are written on your skin, they're not so easy to forget. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,515 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Storm by GayforKurt reviews
COMPLETE. Kurt and Dave have weathered several storms to reach calm seas. Life is unpredictable, however, and no one can know what the future holds. THIS IS RATED M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 91 - Words: 485,967 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Matinee by ktfranceebee reviews
Kurt and Dave run into each other at the movie theater, where realizations are made. Inspired by the song Matinee by Hurts to Purr. Not a songfic. Not Klaine/Blaine friendly.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
DNA and Silver Spoons by noiselesspatientspider reviews
Post-Reichenbach one-shot; John deals- or rather doesn't- with Sherlock's absence.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Blue Eyes, I Hold You Near by ktfranceebee reviews
Dave and Kurt share an apartment together in New York. When Kurt goes home during the summer, everything seems to fall into place when he realizes home is where the heart is. And his heart didn't seem to quite make it past the airport terminal.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
I Know Him So Well by mescribble reviews
John is getting married. Angst-angsty-angstangst.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,517 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It Was You by Camunki reviews
Kurt gets a secret admirer. Alternative version to the events of 'Heart'. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,446 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call. But throw in hormones, unrequited love and a pinch of summer heat during five-hour phone conversations and the sky is their limit. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,749 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Jones and Harkness by Furious Dee reviews
AU – inspired by Wodehouse's Jeeves stories. Jack Harkness is a rich, foolish and flirtatious layabout. Enter Ianto Jones, professional valet and master of subtlety. The mismatched pair becomes impossibly close, but at what cost in 1930's Wales?
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 150,434 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Don't Be Stupid' by bellax-xmuerte reviews
The glee girls want to find out more about Blaine Anderson. Kurt won't tell them anything; so they steal his phone. They expected Blaine's number to be his most called contact but it's not, that honour goes to 'Don't Be Stupid'. Suicidal!Kurt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Love and Literature by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
AU story. Ianto Jones is a librarian whose life is turned upside down when a handsome American decides to take a look around the shelves...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 51,383 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Ianto J., Jack H.
Duets by LucyToo reviews
Senior year and all Kurt wants to do is sing during Duets week with his boyfriend. When Rachel cockblocks by stealing Blaine for her song, Kurt is left to make other arrangements. Those other arrangements lead to big changes. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky - Complete
The Worst That Could Happen by LucyToo reviews
Kurt tries to help Dave find his way out of the closet. When things go more wrong for Dave than Kurt ever would have guessed, it's up to Kurt to help Dave pick up the pieces. Non-con, violence, homophobia, Kurtofsky. Now complete!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 175,927 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Soda Pop by thefantasmickah reviews
At no point in her life had Santana ever imagined she would be in her kitchen, laughing and flirting with Tina Cohen-Chang.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,686 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Santana L., Tina C. - Complete
Falling Into Place by riftintime reviews
Jack Harkness accepts a job at an IT company in Cardiff, hoping to begin a new life. When he's teamed up with a brilliant but broken Welshman, their lives may change in ways they never could have imagined. Jack/Ianto AU.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,797 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 4/1/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by crescendo-angel reviews
Blaine and Kurt have recently found a friend in each other and are inseparable. In 'Misery Loves Company' we see the two friends bonding over happiness and misery and soon find that they are more than just friends.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,803 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Guess what Windsor found on the internet? by C.Y. Dementress reviews
OCs by CP Coulter. Story based on "Dalton". Oneshot: It was Han Westwood's usual night on the internet when he found something highly relevant to Windsor's interest concerning a certain Kurt Hummel.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
He Who Has Been Left Behind by Shadow-ofthe-Night35 reviews
Jack thought he had loved Nine. He was sure he had loved Ten. He had been madly in love with Eleven. He hadn't been able to love Twelve. But none of them were his Doctor and they all left him behind. Until Thirteen... mild Jack/Doctor slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,549 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Jack H., 11th Doctor - Complete
SilverFish by a-silver-story reviews
Completely AU. Basically, Janto in prison with plot. Be warned, it is M for a reason. M/M. Nominated for Children of Time Awards.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,472 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
The Road Less Traveled by verityburns reviews
Sherlock realises that John's dating habits involve an unacceptable level of risk... what if he meets an unusually tolerant woman and ends up getting married? Slash / Romance / Angst / Humour ... Now with added Christmas!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,886 - Reviews: 1524 - Favs: 2,960 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Spying by NotSorry reviews
Blaine hadn't meant to spy on New Directions, he really hadn't. A cute Klaine fluff piece... Written after 'NBK'
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Life Adrift by Ditzybea reviews
Luke & Noah Mayer were living a charmed life, until Luke is robbed of seven years of his memories. The last thing Luke remembers is coming out, after that nothing. Noah vows to stand by his man, if Luke will let him. NukeBigBang2010 entry Nuke/Luke/Noah
As the World Turns - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 44,605 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Luke S., Noah M. - Complete
Float On by rhombus reviews
Kyle and Oliver and Llantano Lake. College-era. For Kish Fest 2010.
One Life To Live - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,476 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Complete
What Never Should Be by blucougar57 reviews
What might have happened if Jack had refused to join Torchwood in 1899? Alternate Universe.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 165,386 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Open Your Eyes by Baconaise-Light reviews
It wasn’t like he hadn’t died a thousand times before. He just wanted to be there for him when he woke up. J/I JANTO rated K but angsty and m/m hinted relationship. ONESHOT songfic
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
JACK TIMES FIVE by cjh4ever reviews
For lovers of Jack Harkness here are five of him, all in the same story! Set sometime early second season before Adam.Some Janto but mainly just an adventure in time. NOW COMPLETE
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,483 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Complete
Reset by JantoFan reviews
AU version of the Torchwood episode 'Reset'. What if Martha had come across one of the Torchwood members before, in the year that never was? How would she react to seeing them again?
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,160 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Complete
Resonating Through Time by Grace Musica reviews
Torchwood/Who crossover, spoilers for both series. A little bit of Janto fluff that grew into the fic that won't stop.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,816 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008
Charmed in Cardiff by LadyCizzle reviews
Summary: When Phoebe has a premonition of the Torchwood team being killed by a dangerous demon, she has no idea that she and her sisters will have to travel all the way to Cardiff to save them as well as mend a rocky relationship. AU/Slash/Crossover
Crossover - Charmed & Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,240 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
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Don't be afraid of what's inside reviews
Dave's mother wanted to cure him - so she sent him to be cured.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
iPod Drabbles: Adam and Chris reviews
iPod Challenge! Write 10 drabbles about a pairing of your choice while your iPod is on shuffle. Write every drabble to a song and end the story the moment the song does. Adam Lambert/Chris Colfer.Chradam? Suppose it's not really Glee, but, it's Chris. RPF
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Kurt H. - Complete
Madison Square Garden reviews
Kurt/Blaine future!fic. The loss had been too great for both of them, and somehow, they couldn't turn to each other with it. Ten years down the line, what has changed? ABANDONED.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
The Tracks of My Tears reviews
Kradam Adam Lambert/Kris Allen : What if Kris chose Tracks of My Tears before Adam did? What if Adam made him change his mind? One-shot, friendship with potential.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Complete
So Close reviews
An Adommy story. Adam Lambert and Tommy Joe Ratliff wake up in each other's arms with no recollection of how they got so close. One-shot for now.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Before I Forget reviews
Jack dscovers YAOI when in Japan. However, when he fails to figure out what it is, Ianto once again proves his knowledge of heaven, hell and absolutely everything in between. Oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
At First Sight reviews
AU story, takes place on a boys' boarding school. Jack/Stark at first, but with them having some troubles, Jack is perceptible to a certain person appearing in his life, showing him how a real boyfriend is supposed to act. Rated T just to be safe.
House of Night - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Jack T., Damien M. - Complete
You Sent Me Flying reviews
When Kurt falls out of his bed, who is better to pick him up and tuck him back in than Blaine? Now also includes the morning after this nightly incident.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
A Single Red Rose reviews
Jack has disappeared and left the team to fend for themselves, Ianto and Tosh cut it close, and when Jack gets back he's not alone... Jealousy stings for Ianto, but not for long.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Until we meet again reviews
SPOILERS for book 8, Awakened. Jack doubts how strong his and Damien's love really is. He wonders whether it will still be there in centuries time when Damien will join him in the Otherworld. A little angsty. Heath also appears.
House of Night - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Jack T., Heath L. - Complete
Such Temptation reviews
Jack and Ianto share a dance after a ghost investigation in an old ballroom. Really short, but sweet. Inspired by Jamie Cullum's cover of "Too close for comfort".
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Pour the champagne reviews
The Torchwood team go to a wedding... And get a big surprise in the shape of John Hart.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Jack H., John H. - Complete