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Joined 12-31-10, id: 2681406, Profile Updated: 09-05-12
Author has written 13 stories for Big Time Rush.

So i decided to change up my profile bio whatever because...well becasue i can. First off a warning because my profile is soooooooooooo long. Like ridiculiously long. it hurts for me to read it. now about me.

Now, i'm black. I KNOW SHOCKER!! Everyone is all like I act like a white person, but i can't help it sometimes. but i am in fact black, and i do love Big Time Rush. I feel like one of the few African Americans who obsess over the boys...-insert dramatic sigh here-. I FUCKING LOVE BIG TIME RUSH!! But i've only seen them in concert once at a jingle jam. i follow them on twitter i know the songs and i i spend every waking moment thinking about them. i'm like the only rusher at my school so i escape to fanfiction and twitter to connect with my fellow rushers. oh and David Cade (the dude who plays Jett) is hilarious and so cool i love that guy to bits...he's following me on twitter (i really like twitter) SPEAKING of twitter if you have one follow me! @Adorkable757, i'm a pretty cool person...if you like listening to jabber about anything and everything. i love like a bunch of other celebrity guys like David Cade, Johnny Depp, Prince, Chris Brown, Justin Bieber -sorta-, and a multitude of other men. and i love all music. My taste in music is so random. Blood on the Dance Floor, Rihanna, Busta Rhymes, Prince, Usher, Eminem, Timbaland, and most of all BIG TIME RUSH (just to name a few_).

Stories by me to look out for:

The First Part Last

I Always Fall For Your Type


Name

full name

nick names

Age 15

Hair long, black (reddish brownish depending on light)

Eyes Brown

Country America

Likes CHOCOLATE, FOOD, FUNNY MOVIES, PERVERTED JOKES..., Gir, BTR, shows like family guy and south park, the Hangover, Will Ferrell movies, Alvin Ailey, life, books, and boys

Dislikes people that annoy me to DEATH! XP, too many other things to name...

Birthday

Height 5' 5"

Weight 90lbs-2,000lbs

Personality Depends on mood

Tattoos none... that i know of...

Piercings on my ears

FF siggy Adorkable

Big Time Rush guy It's gotta be... ALL OF DEM I LUV DEM ALL!!!!


If you wanna know more about me SEND ME A MESSAGE like PM me!


-Enter random stuff below here-

"Aww, It likes me!"

"I love this show"

"He's gettin' eaten by a shark"

"I loveded you piggy, I loveded you"

"To make room for the tuna"

"It's got chicken legs"

“Where are my walnuts?”

“Yay! I’m gonna be sick!”

“Can I be a mongoose dog?”

"But I need tacos! I need them or I will explode, That happens to me sometimes!"

"Aw, Somebody needs a hug"

"Why is his head so big?, Why is his head so big?"

"The plug thingy, It's not plugged."

"Hi Floor! Make me a sandwich."

"It's got chicken legs..."

"I'm dancin' like a monkey"

"Yay!!!!Brains!!!!!!!"

"Me and the squirrel are friends!"

"Your friend's in the window..."

"I saw a squirrel, he was doin' like this..."

"I'm gonna' sing the doom song now.. Doom...Doom..."

"I'm gonna roll around the floor a bit, k?"

"I gotta' go pig. I'll see ya' later."

"I must have them or I'll explode. That happens to me sometimes..."

"Yes...Wait a minute...No."

"I was a chubby lady hiding in the bushes."

"Then the squirrel ate Dib's greasy head."

"I wanna be a mongoose, Can I be a mongoose dog?"

"I miss you cupcake."

"Let's make biscuits. Let's make biscuits.."

"Aww...I wanted to esplode.."

"Taco. Taco. Taco."

"I got chocolate bubblegum."

"Moosey fate..."

"Meow."

"I love the little tacos. I love them good."

"What's this do? What's that do?"

"Where's my mouth?"

"No wait-come back. I need stuff."

"Oh-yeah..."

"I'm making the cake."

"Leprechauns."

"Yay-I'm gonna' be sick!"

"Aww, your little robot boy's broken..."

"I'm runnin'-I'm runnin', I'm naked, And I'm Runnin'."

"You say weird like its a bad thing."

"I don't wanna behaaave and I'm don't wanna live up to your ssstandards."

"Let's go to my room pig!"

- All of those are Gir quotes. If you don't know who Gir is you might be dumber a barrel full of dumbies and rocks...


Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. If you agree copy/paste this onto your profile.

1- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

2- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

3- There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

4- An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

5- Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.

6- When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.

7- Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

8- If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

9 - A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

10 - Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little
bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.


COPY AND PASTE AND COPY AND PASTE AND COP...

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass.

When God made man, she was only joking.

God must love stupid people- he made so many!

Mirrors can't talk. And lucky for you they can't laugh.

Adults are just kids with money.

TGIF- Thank God I'm Female.

Someday your prince will come. Mine took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Nothing is illegal until you get caught.

If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.

When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.

You can pick your nose and pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

I see dumb people. You.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

The more I know about men, the more I admire dogs.

Don't judge a book by its movie.

My child sold your HONOR STUDENT the answers to the test.

Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Boys will be boys ... so will a lot of middle aged men.

A best friend is somebody who knows every last thing about you, yet still manages to like you anyway.


YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
You played with Hotwheels cars as a kid
At some point in your life you wanted to be a firefighter
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV. X Games Baby!!!!!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (Do Mario and Spongebob cards count?)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what other people think
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth. (I don't mean to!)
Sleep with your socks on at night (When my feet are really cold)

Total= 21

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the color black

You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take (or used to take) ANIT-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be CRAZY.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'M NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire, screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.(Call me a slut and i'll beat your damn skull in!)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I got a CAR for my birthday, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the sun, so I MUST be albino
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm a TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I am STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTAIN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

PREP
(X)You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
(X)You own something from American Eagle
(X)You love/like going to the mall.
(X)You own an iPod/MP3 player.
(X)You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
(X)You have more than one house
Total : 6

GOTHIC

(X) Black is one of your favorite colors.
(X)You have thought about death.
(X)You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
(X)You've shopped at Hot Topic.
(X)You have worn black lipstick.
(X)Your hair was/is dark.
(X)You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 7

PUNK

You can skateboard
(X) You've worn plaid.
(X)you like Converse
(X)you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
(X)You dislike pink.
(X)You hate/dislike preps.
(X)You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 6

GEEK

(x) You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
(X)you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
(X)You get straight A's.-(most of the time, not always)
(x)You love/like reading.
(X)You were/are in band (marching band/ Color guard)
(X)You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
(X)You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 7

EMO

You cut yourself over depression
(X)You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
(X)You like the band Evanescence
(X)You cry easily
(X)You like emo music.
(X)You hate being called emo.
(X)You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
(X)you have written a sad poem
(X)you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 8

GHETTO/GANGSTA

(X)You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
(X)You swear once in a while or a lot.
(X)You have freestyled.
(X)You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
(X)You can break dance.
Total : 5

HARDCORE//scene

(X)You like loud music
(X)You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
(X)you wear slip-on shoes.
(X)You wear/wore Vans.
(X)You like the band panic! at the disco.
(X)You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 6

Athletic
(X)You watch/watched the Superbowl.
(X)You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
(X)your garage consists of sports equiptment
(X)You belong/belonged to a school team.
(X)You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number

Total:5

1st = Emo

2nd = Geek/Gothic

3rd =Punk/Prep/Scene

4th = Athletic/Ghetto

5th = None


You know you're a writer if...

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. Too true. I do it while i write and even in class.

When you talk to yourself, you often talk to yourself while talking to somebody else. Also very true in school...

You'll check your email every day for a week, then disappear off the Earth. eh Kinda. only when my phone breaks i disappear.

Your emails tend to be incredibly long and very random. LOL Yes, yes they are. So are my A/Ns

When replying to an email, you never actually address the point. Eh sometimes, mostly random crap but...i think i get to the point

You never have to get up to find pencils or paper in your room. I always leave my pencils around so they are everywhere but my room and bookbag

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. i sont really own a personal computer.

You constantly talk about yourself in third person, whether past or present. You can't prove that...

You start thinking about making lists like this and giggle for no "apparent" reason. *Looks around nervously* Why yes i do. (Just did too)

People stopped looking at you funny for no reason a loooooooooooooong time ago. Nope it still happens with new people i meet

You describe everyday situations in your head as if they were in a book. OMG i totally do this so much!

You laugh at completely random/inappropriate times just because of something you read the day before. Hehe so very very true...

You talk/yell/laugh/cry at your books. Wow this is a mind reader. i threw one of my books at a wall one time cause i hated how it ended

You get mad when your teacher or an author has a typo. Yeppers

You write in class when you get a great idea. Si, i have three notebooks of ideas in my bag

You write on your hand to remember story ideas. Yep. i also use my arms for homework reminders

When you get an idea for a story, you become more excited than a kid on Christmas morning. YES !!! And i want to share it with everybody when i do!:P


If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile. P.S.-Who doesn't? Oh yeah that's right NOBODY!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend time copying things into your profile, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer,copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever snuck on fanfiction when you were supposed to be doing something else, say, your homework, copy and paste into your profile (Tee hee I'm doing that right now! Shhhh It's a secret)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think writer's block is evil, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

92 percent of teenage girls would have a heart attack if Miley Cyrus was on the edge of a reeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllly high bridge about to jump. 5 percent would scream "JUMP BITCH JUMP!" 3 percent would just shove her off the bridge. If you are in the 5 percent or 3 percent copy and paste this on your profile!

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

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If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If your a choc aholic, talk aholic or a shop aholic, then copy and post this into your profile!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed for ten minutes straight, copy and paste this your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

Girl that sack is whack, let the chow man show you how it's done," Chowder

"Later Gay boys!" Chow or something from the Hangover

"Small in size, but big on taste," Chowder

"Go on then, go on," Chowder talking in an English ascent

" Savvy?" Capt. Jack Sparrow

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Favourite Big Time Rush Quotes:

Logan: Together we're 64, that's older than you. (pauses) i mean, that is older than you, isn't it?
Mrs. Knight: Eat.
Logan: ok...

Kendall: Why do you think Gustavo locks his fridge?
James: I bet he keeps his heart in there.
Logan: Or his victims.
Carlos: Or food!

Kendall: (on the phone)
James, Bitters is roaming the hall now looking for our party. Did you get everyone out of the apartment?
James: We're working on it.
Kendall: Are you on the dance floor?
James: I can't hear you. We're... dancing into a tunnel.

Kendall: Gustavo, the song is great.
Gustavo: Um, of course it's great. I wrote it. But the band isn't great! What's missing is the secret rock and roll ingredient.
James: Hair mousse.
Carlos: Chocolate mousse.
Logan: Spandex? Please don't say spandex.

Mercedes: I've just decided that...you're my new boyfriend. (grabs Kendall) Let's go!
Kendall: What? I don't even know her! Help me!

Kendall: It's also time you stopped feeding me dinosaur shaped chicken!
Mrs. Knight: you love your dinosaur chicken!
Kendall: Well, yeah ...when I was eight!
Logan: We are men now, Mrs. knight!
James and Carlos: (playing with dino chicken) RAARRR!!!

Carlos: Of course he loves you! Who wouldn't love you? With... your hair...and your hands...and that rat dog thing...

Kendall: What have we learned since we came to LA?
James: Black is the new black!
Logan: if you drink cold milk on a hort day you die!
Carlos: Every time you leave your house your toys come to life!

Kendall: This looks weird, right?

Kendall: We promised to do this in a responsible manner. Now, we have 64 years of experiene between us and...who am I kidding?! I'll race you to the media room!

Gustavo: I'm gonna laugh and leave victoriously now! Muahahahaha!!!

Carlos: I'm gonna bring a snowmobile to my desert island!
Logan: Tropical climate, genius!
Carlos: Will you just let me have fun on my desert island?! It's MINE!

Logan: 100% of the female population are attracted to guys with British accents!
Kednall: But none of us are British.
Logan: Speak for youself, guvnor.

Jo: Oh, sorry. i never got your name.
Carlos: Uh...Reginald Solsberry from England!
Logan: WHAT!

Carlos: SWIRLY SLIDE!

All: PUDDING!

Carlos: ...and then hit it with a sledgehammer!

Logan: i was seven, i didn't know what I was doing!

Kendall: Bad boys go where they want.

Gustavo: (To Logan) So, are you gonna do the right thing?
Kendall: No, i am. Hold my loofa.

Logan: Don't go in there! He's Satan! He's Satan with Bugeye sunglasses!

James: We look good!
Kendal: we look like Uncle Sam threw up on us!

Logan: Oh no! His battery died! Wait...what?

James: I think I broke the statue.

Logan: I gotta get new friends.

Kendall: James, you're orange and you look like a freak.

Logan: I was seven, i didn't know what I was doing!

Gustavo: STOP BEING ORANGE!

James: My lucky comb!

Logan: Oh is a letter genius, not a song title.

Gustavo: i am the lone song writting wolf.

Carlos: I knew we should have chose camp awesome!


This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.


1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday


1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Tori

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):Torizzle!

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav coulour and fav animal): bluezebra (Awesome) or bluepenguin (sounds coolllllll)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name):Tramaine tizzle

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): tattonch

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink):Purplecoke (whoa)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of your siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):otaieth (okkay...)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Renee

6.: YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black China

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this into your profile if you would do this for someone you love.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


this story is so sad. :(

her hair was up in a ponytail
her favorite dress tied with a bow
today was daddy's day at school
and she couldn't wait to go
but her mommy tried to tell her
that she probably should stay home
why the kids might not understand
if she went to school alone
but she was not afraid
she knew just what to say
what to tell her classmates
of why he wasnt there today
but still her mother worried
for her to face this day alone
and that is why once again
she tried to keep her daughter home
but the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all
about a dad she never sees
a dad who never calls
there were daddies along the wall in the back for everyone to meet
childeren squirming impatiently
anxious in their seats
one by one the teacher called
a student from the class
to introduce their daddy,
as seconds slowly passed
at last the teacher called her name
every child turned to stare
each of them was searching a man who wasn't there
she went to the front of the class
as she smiled up at her mom
and looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on
and with hands behind her back
she slowly began to speak
and from out the mouth of a child came words incredibly unique
'my daddy couldnt be here
because he lives so far away
but i know he wishes he could be
since this is such a special day
and though u cannot meet him
i wanted you to know
all about my daddy and how much he loves me so
he loved to tell me storie
she taught me to ride my bike
he surprised me with pink roses
and taught me to fly a kite
we used to share fudge sundaes
and ice cream in a cone
and though you cannot see him
im not standing here alone
cause my daddy is always with me
even though we are apart
i know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart"
with that her little hand reached up
and lay across her chest
feeling her own heart beat
beneath her favorite dress
and from somewhere in the crowd of dads
her mother stood in tears
proudly watched her daughter
who was wise beyond her years
she finished with a voice so soft
but its message clear and loud...
'i love my daddy very much
hes my shining star
and if he could, he'd be here
..but heavens just too far'

That 15 year old pregnant girl is not a sl*t.
She was raped by her ex boyfriend.

That boy isn't oversensitive
He gets beaten by his dad and is jumpy around others.

That man isn't ugly.
He got his scars fighting for our country.

That girl isn't fat. She has a medical condition.

That girl isn't a btch.
She's tired of being verbally abused by her peers and is going to stand up for herself.

He's not a slacker
He couldn't finish his homework because he was at the hospital with his dying mom.

Don't judge. You have no clue what's going
on with someone.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


Funny Quotes And Random Things:
- Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
- Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
- I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
- They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people.
- So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
- Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
- Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
- No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
- When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
- When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
- Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
- Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
- I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
- Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
- I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
- The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
- Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
- If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
- Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
- You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
- Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and it is in fact frowned upon in most societies.
- I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
- I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
- When in doubt, make up words!
- Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
- If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
- If you're gonna be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
- All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
- I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
- Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
- Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
- You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
- Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
- One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
- Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
- Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
-The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
- When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
- A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
- Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
- There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
- Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
- The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
- Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
- My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.
- Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
- If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
- Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
- Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
- I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
- WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
- If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up.
- I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OOH, LOOK! A SQUIRREL!
- Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
- Welcome to the internet, pants optional.
- Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again.
- I dream of a perfect world were a chicken can cross the road without its motives questioned.
-No im not weird i'm just not normal
-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
-Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
-I'm not always a dork- sometimes I'm asleep.
-I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
-Oops! I appear to have fallen on your lips...
-The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
-A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.
-I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
-Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.
-If at first you do succced, try not to look too astonished.
-Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
-The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
-I ran with scissors - and lived!
-Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, I'm too old for glow in the dark stickers.
-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
-He who laughs last thinks slowest.
-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.
-Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.
-I see regular people! Run for your lives!
-Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
-A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
-If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
-You say physco like it's a bad thing...
-He Said: "I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it." She Said: "You wear pants don't you?"
-People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down stairs.
-I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.
-Cute but psycho - things even out.
-Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!
-I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.
-What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.
-I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
-Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
-I intend to live forever...so far so good.
-Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight.
-You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you.
-I am not weird... just plotting.
-I'm a paranoid schizophrenic...or so THEY say...
-I don't obsess! I think intensely!
-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
-Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.
-From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.
-Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry.
-"Let's eat Grandpa!!"
"Let's eat, Grandpa!!"
Punctuation saves lives.

What is your favourite colour and why?
Blue its perfect

Who is your celebrity crush?
All of BTR, Johnny Depp, and Munro Chambers...at the moment

Who would you go lesbian for?
Hmmm...maybe Mila Kunis

What's your favourite film?
Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp makes the best pirate EVA!!

What's the one fast food you can't live without?
Burgers and Burritos

Worst habit?
Dancing at random times

Last song you listened to on your Ipod?
Any Kind of Guy by BTR

Three most listened to songs on your itunes?
Big Time Rush by Big Time Rush, Back II Eden, and Any Kind Of Guy by BTR

DO YOU

Play an instrument?: nope

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: yes

Like to sing?: all the time (Even though i cant)

Have a job?: nope

Have a cell phone?: yes

Like to play sports?: yes

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: no

Have a crush on someone?: a couple of people

Live somewhere NOT in the United States?: nope

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: exactly 5

Have any special talents/skills?: writing, dancing, and acting

Exercise daily?: school walking (in the hallways) and during football season Color Guard

Like school?: sometimes

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?: yes

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: yes

Speak any other languages?: spanish and a tinnny bit of french

Go a day without food?: no I need food

Remember your dreams: most of the time

Read music, not just tabs?: kinda

Roll your tongue?: yes

Eat a whole pizza?: YES!!!

HAVE YOU EVER

Won something in the lottery?: nope

Snuck out of the house?: nope

Lied to get out of trouble?: yes

Had a computer crash?: yes

Gotten lost in your city?: yes

Seen a shooting star?: nope

Been to any other countries?: nope

Had a serious surgery?: yes i fractured my finger in a color guard accident

Stolen something important to someone else?:
not that i can remember

Solved a rubiks cube?: heck no

Gone out in public in your pajamas?: once or twice (And every year for pajama day)

Cried over a girl?: once (In a friendship way!)

Cried over a boy?: a family member

Kissed a random stranger?: nope

Hugged a random stranger?: yes

Been in a fist fight?: nope

Been arrested?:nope

Done drugs?: hell no

Had alcohol?: A little wine and a little bit of beer once

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: nope

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: yes its so fun

Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: Maybe

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: yes

Swore at your parents?: yes (but she didnt notice)

Kicked a guy where it hurts?: oh yeah

Been to a casino?: no

Ran over an animal and killed it?: no thank god

Broken a bone?: yes an arm and a finger

Gotten stitches?: nope

Had a water balloon fight in winter?: nope

Made homemade muffins?: no

Bitten someone?: yes many times

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: once

Burped in someone’s face?:alot to my little sister.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth: this morning

Cried: a month ago

Went to the bathroom: at school

Saw a movie in a theatre: three weeks ago

Read a book: today

Had a snow day: January 2011

Had a party: March 10th for Big Time Movie with my cousins

Went to a doctor: august 21, 2012 for my finger

Tripped in front of someone: yesterday

Went to the grocery store: yesterday

Got sick: last week

Got cursed: can't remember

Called someone: earlier

DO YOU PREFER

Fruit/vegetables: fruit

Black/white: black

Lights on/lights off: lights off

TV/movie: Movie

Body spray/lotion: lotion

Cash/cheque: cash

Pillows/blankets: blankets

Headache/stomach ache: headache

Paint/charcoal: Charcoal

Chinese food/Mexican food: mexican food all the way.

Summer/winter:winter

Snow/rain: snow

Fog/misty: fog

Rock/rap: rock

Meat/vegetarian: meat

Chocolate/vanilla:choclate

Sprinkles/icing: icing

Cake/pie: cake

Strawberries/blueberries: strawberries

Ocean/swimming pool: swimming pool

Cookies/muffins: cookies

Wallet/pocket:pocket

Window/door: window

james maslow/hutch dano: James Maslow and you better not forget it!!

Pink/purple: purple

Cat/dog: dog (I hate cats so much its ridiculous)

Long sleeve/short sleeve:short sleeve

Pants/shorts: shorts

Winter break/spring break: Winter break

Spring/autumn: Spring

Clouds/clear sky: clouds


Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really? 'Cause I'd put f and u together.

Guy:Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman
Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me
Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous
Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven
Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Guy: I want to give myself to you
Girl: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

Guy: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out
Girl: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else

(if you're a girl that would say stuff like that, then post this on your profile)


Here's some awesome things I found on other peoples profiles:

in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children

2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts

3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping

4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire

5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking

6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado

7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts

8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.

10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping

11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap

12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness

13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required

14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use

15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.


9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their but to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here??

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run my little retarded friend, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Fun things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announce: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it


If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.


British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Alex to win X Factor.
[x] Fish and Chips ARE YUMMY
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] Its football.. not ... soccer
[x] You know who 1D is
[x] You've watched Skins:UK
Total: 8

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[x] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 6

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother or mother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have darkish hair.
[x] You speak SOME Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands (Force of habit)
Total:7

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish
[x] You like tacos.
[x] You know what a Puta is
[x] You talk fast.(I do, and DON'T stumble on my words)
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
[x] You've said Te Amo or Te Quiero
Total: 6

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and rtvi
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You don't get cold easily.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You love listening to trance
Total: 3

Polish
[x] Your parents let you drink
[ ] You know what a pizda is
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish
[x] People randomly call you their best friend
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are
[ ] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 world cup
Total: 2

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an,en, in, ry, ly.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Paddys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking.
[ ] You have an odd love of leprechauns
[ ] You have four leaf clovers
Total: 4

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You eat rice a lot.
[x] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You have glasses/contacts.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
[ ] You play Handball more than once a week
[x] You know what DDR is
Total: 7

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'10".
[ ] You know the real meaning of "Fag".
[ ] You make pretty words sound scary.
[x] You enjoy watching the military
[x] You know that GUMMY BEARS were invented in Germany.
Total: 7

Canadian
[x] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. (more an ae)
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak french
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[x] You play/ played hockey or watch it.
[ ] You know who Massari is.
Total: 5

French
[x] You like french toast.
[x] You love wine.
[x] You speak a little or are fluent in French
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[ ] You have been to France
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.
[ ] You say "Zut" instead of damn
[ ] You own a beret.
[x] You actually know what a beret is.
Total: 5

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You've been to more then 5 states.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart. (I'm a Walmartian.)
[x] You spell colour "color".
Total: 4

Greek
[x] You're very loud.
[x] Your family alone makes a small city.
[x] You blast music Saturday morning to clean the house.
[ ] You go to church every Sunday.
[x] You always have a "to go plate" when leaving from a party.
[ ] You have a last name that's hard to pronounce.
[x] You eat potatoes with the skin ON it.
Total: 5

Brown (Indian, Guyanese, etc)
[ ] You know who Shahrukh Khan and Hrithik Roshan are.
[x] You get crazy over Hollywood actors and actresses!
[ ] You know what the movie Dhoom 2 is.
[x] You can eat really good spicy food!
[x] You have lots and LOTS of spices at your home.
[ ] You came or live in Toronto and have been to Gerrard St.
[ ] You have any sort of ATN channel.
[ ] You know what koothi, kootha, or banchod is.
[ ] You love eating Tandoori Chicken.
[x] You have relatives you've never even heard of.
Total: 4

EGYPTIAN :
[x] You are smart in math or science
[x] Your mom or dad are either doctors or engineers.
[ ] All you eat is kabab and kofta
[x] Your parents have one car that's a Toyota
[ ] Your house actually does not smell like food.
[ ] You have like 67890 middle names
Total: 3

Scottish
[x] You can tell the difference between a Scottish & Irish accent
[ ] one of your family members has an accent
[x] you actually don't mind bagpipes
[ ] Scottish recipes are in your household somewhere
[ ] you've heard the song "Scotland the brave"
[ ] no matter what, there will ALWAYS be whiskey at family gatherings
[ ] any team playing England is your best friend
[ ] you have tried haggis
[x] Sean Connery
[x] you drink tap water
[ ] you know Edinburgh is pronounce "Edin-buura"
total: 4

New Zealand
[ ] you get annoyed that people only remember your country because of how many sheep are there
[x] you know what a barbie is
[ ] you hate aussies
[x] you know what an 'aussie' is
[x] you know that NZ is famous only because of lord of the rings
[x] you like chocolate fish/or pineapple lumps
[ ] you know what L&P is and you like it!
[ ] the All Blacks are gonna win the world cup
[ ] you know what world cup i'm referring to
total: 4


What Kisses Mean:

Forehead: You'll be mine forever

Hand: I adore you

Ear: I'm horny

Cheek: You mean so much to me

Shoulder: I want you

Neck: I want you now

Lips: I love you

Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other

Wink: Let's get it on

Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go

Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you

Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you

Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD

Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you


Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? WAAAYYYY more

3) How many houses have you lived in? 8

4) Favorite candy bar? hersheys!

5) Favorite shoes? Vans

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Of course

7) Least favorite school subject? Language Arts/Literature

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? No, but i want one

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yeah as a baby

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Big Time Rush!!!

12) Favorite genre of music? Pop and R&B

13) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini

14) What time were you born? 3:04am (My dad told me a few days ago)

15) Do you like beer? No but i only tried a little once

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes, to my mom and dad LOL

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? I don't really own any...

18) Are you sarcastic? exceedingly so

19) What's your favorite color(s)? Blue and purple

21) Summer or winter? It depends how hot or cold it gets.

23) Favorite color to wear? I like black but orange looks better on me.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi.

20) How many watches do you own? Two but I don't wear one of them anymore

25) What color is your cell phone? grey

26) Where is your second home? In this state

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Heck yeah!

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Neva in mah life

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None, i'm still moving

30) How many video games do you own? A lot, but i haven't played them in a while.

31) What was your first pet? A dog named Jade. She's in a better place now...

32) Ever had braces? Nope, but i'm gonna get some soon.

33) Do looks matter? It kinda depends.

34) Do you use chapstick? Yep, when i don't have lip gloss.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School? Mrs. LeDoux (AP Chemistry), Ms. Spadaccini (Acc Math I [Freshman year]), and Ms. Hosking (Drama/Tech theater)

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Don't wear either

37) Are you too forgiving? I think I am.

38) How many children do you want? My limit is 4 no less than 2

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? YES!!! And i love all of it because Hot Topic is fucking amazing.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Eggs, bacon, grits, and biscuits.

41) Do you own a gun? Nope.

42) Ever thought you were in love? No. I don't really pay attention.

43) When was the last time you cried? Like...a week ago in the bathroom. (long story)

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Watching Big Time Rush on TiVo.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? never been to either.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? No.

48) Nicknames: To many to type

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? No.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? I think so.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Yes

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes...JAMES MASLOW!!!! He's my baby right now:)

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Yes my sister. Idk why.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? It's kinda iffy for me.

57) Do you dye your hair? No, I want to though

58) Does anyone like you? -_- yes...

59) What year were you born? Why is that important? but 1997:D

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? I wasn't born yet

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? Wendy's!

63) Do you like yourself? Sometimes!

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? I'd say my mommy.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? The smile, hair, eyes! whichever i see first

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No, I can't sleep when there's light!

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Not that i remember, but most likely

68) Do you own a webcam? nope

69) Have you ever stripped? In private once. But it was some workout DVD.

70) Ever broke a bone? Yeppers.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles right now!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? I don't think so.

75) Rugrats or Doug? RUGRATS!!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full House.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yeah, i havent really talked to her yet though.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes. But they were kidding.

79) Do you have a birth mark? Yes i think so on my stomach

80) Do you own a car? No, haha i wish though

81) Can you cook? Alot!

82) 3 things that annoy you: Judgy people, squeaky shoes, and Sarahs (Big Time Rush HATERS!)

83) Do you text message often? Yeah, actually. I'm not good with face to face. I think i'm socially awkward.

84) Money or love? Love is way better.

85) Do you have any scars? A bunch of them all over my body.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? My own T.V show

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? It depends on the movie and who's with me.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? It depends on how greasy. if its like WET then no.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Haven't seen a single one.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes for my card making purposes.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? LMAO my mom

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My classmate

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My mom...

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My mom (Yeah i know my mom is so confusing. she makes me do everything)

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? No one.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one.

100) Who was the last person that called you? My friend Zach


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Cause, yes, i love my man, but if he was playing me,...' Upgrade you by Ni-Ni Simone (not my book)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?
empty Coke bottle.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
My Wife and Kids.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6:00pm

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:39pm (close enough)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Getting of the bus today

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Twitter.

9. What are you wearing?
a Regular Show shirt, cargo shorts and gray pair of converse.

10. Did you dream last night?
I don't really remember my dream.

11. When did you last laugh?
in class

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Inspirational posters.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
I saw my brother on the toilet o_O

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's amusing

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
My own T.V show and crew so i could make my show a hit! That way i could meet Big Time Rush and marry James._.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I used to love the Jonas Brothers, but it all disappeared when Big Time Rush came in.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…
I would stop child/animal abuse

19. A quote that you love/live by:
"Life's to short to be organized." -Kendall Schmidt

20. George Bush:
You mean satin?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Gabriella

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Adrian

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
DEFINITELY

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't know, I would be speechless.

25. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
My hair looks sexy;)

26. When is the next time you will have sex?
...I DONT KNOW! Probably in 2-3 years.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
floor!!

28. Favorite planet?
Saturn. So beautiful.

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Ke'ilah my bestie

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
Big Time Rush You're Not Alone

"31. What shirt are you wearing?
Big Time Merch from when they came for a Jingle Ball in December

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
Converse

33. Bright or Dark Room?
Dark!

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Very safe.

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
Its from Kendall on Twitter (messaging from when he tweets at all...not specifically to me)

37. Where is your mailbox?
Outside

38. What's a word that you say a lot?
Like

39. Who told you he/she loved you last?
Mom

40. Last furry thing you touched?
My stuffed Gorilla from Valentine's Day

41. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
an asprin once two days ago.

42. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
uhh i dont know!

43. Who was the last person you had a chance meeting with?
My brother

44. Favorite age you have been so far?
3

45. Your worst enemy?
The voice inside my head

46. What is your current desktop picture?
A pic of James Maslow in glasses *le dies*.

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Thank You for carrying my stuff."

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?
Fly! If i was super strong too though. I'd be Comet Chick!

49. Do you like someone?
Yeah, I guess.

50. The last song you listened to?
bangarang by skrillex


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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAB, mysteriesunveiled, i will make you rise with me, DragonLady24,TMNTgirl, ninjalover13, JohnnyDeppIsMine, Boysboysboys love em

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAB,macO'Niell, mysteriesunveiled, i will make you rise with me, DragonLady24,TMNTgirl, ninjalover13,JohnnyDeppIsMine, Boysboysboys love em

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted

My Name- What's yours?

A=Hot

B=Kind hearted

C=Great friend

D=Great lover

E=Sexy

F=Cute

G=Cool

H= Girly

I=Imaginative

J=Easy to fall in love with

K= Loveable

L=Funny

M=Adorable

N= Beautiful

O=Loves a lot of people

P=Friendly

Q=Popular

R=Talented

S=Honey Bunny

T=Memorable

U=Gossiper

V=Groovy

W=Smiles a lot

X=Popular with boys

Y=Voice of an angel

Z=Natural beauty

So what's mine?

T- Memorable

O- Loves A lot of People

R-Talented

I- Imaginative


WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

IF YOU LOVE JOHNNY DEPP/JACK SPARROW PLZ COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO UR PROFILE!!

If you think there should be a picture of the Curiosity scene next to "adorable" in the dictionary, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If, at the point in AWE when Elizabeth says, "You thought I loved him" about Jack, you screamed out "YOU DO!" at the top of your lungs, causing everyone in the immediate vicinity to look at you, copy this into your profile!

No Means No

Guy: "Can we have sex right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um...no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth. An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."
Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl waits till her baby is born, and then commits suicide. Her baby boy was put up for adoption and was taken into an abusive family. He was ridiculed for being the son of a whore and a bastard. When he grew up and had a family, he still had the scars of his childhood. He was always to afraid too hug his children. The only thing he knew about his parents was that his mother was a whore (not true) and his father was a bastard (very true). He didn't even know who his real father was.

Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under "No means no"
Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any f*er who does this to my girl or any girl"

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line. (I'll admit, this one got me)(my mom hates cats so she leaves out antifreeze for them to eat and it turns to glass in their stomachs so they die o_O)

Who was the first person to look a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? ...

Where's that extra penny going to?

Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

Whose cruel idea was it to put "S" in the word "Lisp"?

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

i speak fluent sarcasm.

yea im one of those crazy overly obsessive teenage girls..

EVER WONDER (part2):

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Frito's! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

15. The day you don't wash your hair is the day you meet a cute boy. This also applies to guys!!

Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God!

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

Silence is golden but duck tape is silver

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washer machines.

You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die, and your mom say you can still keep it.

I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo

Why America has some issues (Yes, I live there, but tough. These are all clever.)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't
miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America...do wa leave our windows all the way down and our doors locked

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When football was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to You’ve Been Framed...but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on CBBC.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Wally books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word...trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Rangers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand"...enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the play area.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy...Before the Internet & text messaging...Before Sidekicks & iPods...Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360...Before Spongebob.
Before Tupac was shot.
When light up trainers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 45p a litre.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You actually played outside until it was dark! Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days..

.:FIRE:.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 6

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality. (More lazy)
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 8

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 4

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 10

.:DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone.
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much. (When im not on the internet)
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 7

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 8


On Friday, November 18, 2011, @BTR_Swaagsaid:

40 THINGS TO DO WHEN MEETING BIG TIME RUSH. :)

1. say "hi" to them. obviously.
2. if you see a little girl in line with a picture of Big Time Rush on their shirt tell them they're wearing your husband.
3. ask James to feel his muscles.
4. ask Logan to see his Batman Converse.
5. TELL THEM YOU LOVE THEM.
6. dont act like a crazed fan, just be cool about it. (if possible)
7. ask for a funny picture, and make sure Dustin's creeping in the background. that'll be a keeper.
8. ask for a picture with Big Time Rush, hand carlos your camera and pull out a poster of them.
9. when you see them yell out, "OH My GOD ITS ONE DIRECTION!" most akward situation ever.
10. run in and be like, "wait a minute before you tell me anything how was your day," and see if they start singing with you.
11. when they say, "how are you?" look right at them and be like, "im amazing now."
12. tell them your name, DUH.
13. ask them why they're moving, when they look confused say, you told me i "paralyzeed" you.
14. walk in with tons of make-up, giant sunglasses, and high heels. they'll be terrified but hey, they'll never forget you.
15. when you see them be like, "oh my god." *walk right up to them* "THESE ARE THE COOLEST STATUES IVE EVER SEEN!"
16. ask one of them to ride an elevator with you, so you can say you've "Elevated' with them.
17. break down in tears when you see them, and "faint". you never know one of them could perform mouth-to-mouth resatation on you. ;)
18. make up some cheesy poem and read it to them.
19. just stare at them misteriously, and say, "you look familiar.. oh i know your that one disney band!"
20. be like "OMFG! its HeffronDrive!" .. kendall will think your talking about him, then run up to Dustin.
21. run in and be like, "where is he?!" when they say "who?" be like, "Gustavo, DUUH." ...akward.
22. go up to your favorite BTR guy, and be like "so, you wanna go check out the bed on the tour bus?"
23. after the photographer takes the pictuure grab ones of their butts, wink, and walk away.
24. just be creeepy about everything. because you know they willl NEVER forget you.
25. right as there taking the picture kiss one of them. sure they might get a restraining order, but you could actually say you kissed them.
26. stare at James and be like, "JUSTIN BIEBER?! YOU GOT TALLER AND MORE MUSCLE!"
27. before you leave hand one of them a note that says, "follow me... on twitter. ;) *then put your twitter name*"
28. go up to Kendall and be like, "lets pretend we're on Big Time Reality and you can lose your pants *wink*"
29. make them all braclets, and instead of writing their names on them put your name, and your twitter name.
30. ask them if they're bringing sexy back. if they say yeaah. be like, oh well i never lost mine ?
31. stand infront of all them and be like, "What the fuck? i thought i was meeting cody simpson. Im out."
32. ask one of them if you could use their phone to make a call, and call your phone. then, BAM! you instantly have their number.
33. when you say their names dont call them by their acctual names use their twitter names. be like "hey, TheCarlosPena, 1LoganHenderson, HeffronDrive, and JamesMaslow."
34. ask them to be in there next music video.
35. dont say anything to them, just sit down infront of them and stare. DONT TALK AT ALL.
36. when leave skwak, and yell, "HAWK!"
37. take a pickit sign with you, and write things on it like they do on Big Time Strike.
38. ask Logan to beatbox for you.
39. start singing Boyfriend. but instead of saying 'boyfriend' say all i really want is to be your girlfriend.
40. tell them they're your insparation. and they mean everything to you.


"Shoot him!"
"Cut out his tongue!"
"Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!" Pirates of the Bretheren Court and Jack Sparrow.



put this
(o)on ur page
if u like music


- If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.

- If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

- If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

- If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

- If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.

- if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you have ever successfully watched all three Pirates of the Caribbean movies back to back non stop (which is about 7 straight hours of pure Jackness...) and still don't feel like your life is complete, copy and paste this in your profile. (Even though seven hours of pure Jackness is amazing, you can still never get enough of that sexy beast of a pirate.)

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!


7 Ways to Scare the Crap out of Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate with a sadisitic look and mutter, "Soon...soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you’re hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."


sex is a sensation caused by temptation, when a guy puts his location in a girl's destination. To increase the populatin of the next generation. Do you get my explination or do you need a demonstration? ;)

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Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 92,903 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 12/5/2014 - Published: 2/15/2012 - Kendall, James - Complete
You Again by AmericusyoungXoXo reviews
Ever, she used to be Kendall's girlfriend until he and the guys left for California. The guys had almost completely forgotten about her until she shows up one day. Can Kendall win back his girl or has she fallen for one of his best friends?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 12/16/2010
Naughty Hikachan & Kachan by DGcherrys reviews
Someone slipped some particular strange pills into Hikaru's drink. These pills were designed to spike up an average teenager's hormones. Haruhi might just find out how far Hikaru's hormones will go. Chapter 6's up!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,599 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Reckoner by MiSSxMELON reviews
"You have an answer for me?" he says, and he gives me that intense look again, as if he's trying to read my mind. "Yes," I say, and I don't know why this feels so terribly wrong, but it does. "My answer is yes." / UPDATED 5/5/13.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 1657 - Favs: 1,393 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Cato, Katniss E.
Innocence Lost by Lady Evelia reviews
Katie Knight had always loved her brother, even if he was the sole cause of her pain and suffering. This is Katie's story unadulterated and uncut as she explains the story of how her innocence was lost. AU. Sexual Abuse.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,506 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Kendall, Katie K.
Blessing or Catastrophe? by volleyball7 reviews
Dear Diary, I have been raped. Six years ago to this date. My name is Blossom Katherine Utonium and I was raped by my counterpart Brick Joshua Jojo at the age of 17.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,465 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Blossom, Brick
Challenges of Love by BTR-aholic reviews
Sequel to Games of Love. Kendall and Logan made it through Kendall's games and became even stronger because of it. But will going to seperate colleges change that, and will Kendall stay changed?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,699 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Do You Believe in Destiny? by tomboy2012 reviews
There is a world of four nations, where people can control one or more element: Water, Earth, Fire, or Air. Four boys of differnt backgrounds meet. Could it be fate? Some might call it destiny. AU, No Slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,778 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011
Hollywood Hills by Fang lover23 reviews
It's been 2 years since they came to LA. The boys are famous! A party at their old aptartment leads Kendall to a new girl and she becomes one of them. But as they party, Hollywood threatens to bring down its two new rising stars. NO SLASH! -ON HIATUS-
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,983 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Kendall
Our Little Miracle by Logan's Honey Pie reviews
Logan was happy with his girlfriend Jaylin, who was also his best friend. He had his life planned out with her until one night everything had changed. Now follow Logan as he deals with the aftermath and see what the future holds for him. Bad at summaries, better than the summary describes. :
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Logan
Anywhere But Here by EvilGeniusBookWorm13 reviews
Kendall is sent to a home, also known as an insane asylum for teens, in hopes of him getting better. There he meets Carlos and the two soon become best friends. But when he sees James, will sparks fly? Kames and Cargan SLASH! Rated M for swears and smut.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,288 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
Paperback Muses by nic98ole reviews
Between having a roommate that was constantly naked and drive him insane or being a starving artist, Kendall Knight would choose the latter. . .what? Kames/Cargan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,841 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Time Of Our Life by Logan's Honey Pie reviews
**Logan smut** Don't like it, don't read it! Logan has some fun after the 2012 Kids' Choice Awards!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,685 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Logan - Complete
Good Girls, Bad Guys by Sabby More reviews
The Rowdyruffs are back in Townsville and causing trouble for the city, and for the girls hearts. Are Blossom and the girls strong enough to withstand the lure of these bad boys? Are the boys skilled enough to get them to open their hearts to them?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,928 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Brick, Blossom
You never got to heaven but you got real close by replacemewithher reviews
"Hell has you by the throat."-You Me At Six. Heavy religious themes, a light sprinkle of humour, a dash of AU and lots of Slash. Rating subject to change.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,613 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Kendall, James
We're Not Playing House Anymore by mocasoul reviews
It was their game. It was a side to James no one knew about except for his child-hood friend, Olivia. Just a sweet, kinky James-centric story with an OC and my twisted mind. No longer a oneshot, now MULTI-CHAPTERED. Slightly revised 1stChapter. Don't Own
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/21/2011 - James
I Shouldn't Love You by jumpthenfall23 reviews
Eight years ago he left her to pursue his dreams. After their falling out, they didn't speak or see each other. But when he returns, will old ways come back to haunt them? JamesXOC.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 33,562 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/12/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - James
You're My Cover Girl by Logan's Honey Pie reviews
After everything they went through when a crazy jealous fan came in the picture, litterally, Logan and Brooke are still together. What will the future hold? 2nd story, 1st collaboration. Please read and review. Summary changed & epilogue uploaded.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,409 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Logan - Complete
Call Me Maybe? by LuvBTR35 reviews
Harper thought that today would just be a normal day at the roller skating rink. But when she runs into a mysterious guy with chocolate brown eyes, is it love at first sight? Or just another fantasy? 1Shot :
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Logan - Complete
Jelly with a side of arrows to the knee by angelzcry reviews
Not about a wiggly snack. Pairing of Kelly Wainwright and James Diamond. Is it just me or should there be more of these? Complete
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,914 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Kelly W., James - Complete
Connect the Dots by skeletalschmidt reviews
Carlos smut based off of Connect the Dots by The Spill Canvas. Enjoy! c:
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Carlos - Complete
The Demon Inside by skeletalschmidt reviews
Does James love you, or the taste of your flesh?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - James - Complete
It's Just A Dare by Becca Korklan reviews
Carlos and Logan play Truth or Dare, and things get out of hand when James joins.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
Big Time Romance Novel by C-C-C-Crack Pairings reviews
I can't really say much about this, or I'll give it away. ;Kendall/Freight Train; M for Mansex. Oopsie daisy, just gave it away.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Freight Train, Kendall - Complete
Too Far From the Start by rensahannou reviews
- a.k.a. 'James & Logan Are NOT Dating' - Logan and James make a secret pact that alters the course of their friendship.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 90,926 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Logan, James
Now All We Need is an Angry Carlos by skeletalschmidt reviews
Carlos suspects you've been flirting with other guys... How will he handle it? A WILD ANGRY CARLOS SMUT APPEARED.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Carlos - Complete
Pick up lines by StuckOnBTR13 reviews
10 pick up lines that I feel represent the four guys of Big Time Rush.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Complete
We Found Love by xBrokenheartedgirl12 reviews
Kelly is torn between two guys : James & Kendall.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Kelly W., Kendall
Finally Falling by dinosgirl3 reviews
Tori awakes from a night of partying only to discover her and Beck in a compromising position...
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,876 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Beck O., Tori V.
Thunderhearts by Florencia7 reviews
Seven years after AWE somebody accidentally reveals his mysterious abilities that not only bring back ghosts but also put all the members of the Sparrow family in danger. Jack/Elizabeth, Post-Have We Met Before? [on HIATUS since 2011...]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,369 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - [Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow] Weatherby S./Governor Swann, Teague
VampirePuff Girls by MilitaryBratUSA reviews
Ever since that one awful day the professor was killed and Blossom and her sisters were converted into lust loving and Blood sucking vampires everything has been terrible. but now the girls have found their mates. will things become easier? VAMPFIC
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,411 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Blossom, Brick
What Big Brother Doesn't Know by AndAllThatGoodStuff reviews
He doesn't know what he was thinking. He had known Logan since he was still in diapers. He watched him grow up. He babysat him for crying out loud! What on Earth possessed Kendall to kiss his best friend's little brother? KOGAN AU
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,872 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Carlos Will Be Carlos by Fish Stick Friday reviews
At Kendall's bachelor party, Logan is stuck taking care of a very drunk Carlos. Kendall and James are nowhere to be seen, and soon Logan realizes why as the alcohol seems to bring out Carlos' craziness...amongst other things...
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,431 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Stop The Tape And Rewind by greasymechanic reviews
It's three am on a Saturday night and Kendall and James find there's nothing to watch. Minnesota!fic.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
When Worlds Collide by Finders Keepers reviews
First time I met him I hit him in the balls next thing I know Im in 2J, spending a week with BTR and Im the girl who hates everything about them so this is not my idea of fun. Neither is being basically raped by him but you can't rape the willing. R&R! OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 263,472 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Kendall - Complete
The Way I Am by miSSmeliSS1324124 reviews
Logan has been in Love with Kendall for a long time so when he makes him an offer to relief some sexual tension Logan can't refuse. When Logan realizes he is in to deep what will he do? rated for later chapters
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 139,300 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
You Just Need Me by xNikkNaakks reviews
"You don't need no money tonight, you just need to rock with me tonight. Girl, you don't need no man tellin' you that you can't. You don't need no one else, baby 'cos here I am." LoganxOC.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,653 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Logan - Complete
I Just Want To Go Home by lindseyl0ve reviews
What happens when James finds his friend in an awful mood and said friend refuses to open up? Kames angst.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,204 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/8/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
Boys With The Booming System by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
"In the studio today! Making sound vibrations" Kames.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
What If by Fish Stick Friday reviews
A series of forty, maybe sixty drabbles exploring what might have happened if Jo fell in love with Logan instead of Kendall. Lo fic because there aren't enough of them here or for that matter period. On hiatus.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Logan, Jo
I Dare You by QuadrupleThreat reviews
James was a popstar. Popstars did stupid things. James could handle most of the stupid things he did, but daring a crazy girl he just met three hours ago on the beach at his best friend's wedding to NOT fall in love with him wasn't one of them. J/OC.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,116 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - James
Boys on the Wall: Big Time Rush by Destinysfailure reviews
Los Angeles, here we come!...well, this is why I should invest in a tom-tom. We're in for an interesting ride with four amazing, talented, and cute boys, complete with drama and girls who hate my guts. NOT a slash .
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,856 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2011 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Kendall
Lifesaver by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
But the thing that made James do a double take was not the man's face, but his body. Muscled, toned, with faint lines separating distinct abs and a "V" leading down to his… tail. His giant fish tail. Kames and Cargan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - James, Kendall
If We Were As Deep As The Sea by omgitsmrshenderson reviews
What if you got to meet your celebrity crush? And you grew to be something more than friends? Featured on Logan Henderson and Big Time Rush.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 30,121 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Logan - Complete
Ask James Diamond? by Lil' Boy Monster reviews
A new segment where YOU the reader get's to ask me anything and everything! from: fashion tips, hair care, love, boys, girls, Logan, Kendall, Katie and Carlos' secret diaries! I can give you the exclusives that you will NOT get anywhere else! so ASK ME!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,747 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - James
Hood Logan by Fish Stick Friday reviews
Carlos attempts to teach Logan how to walk and talk like he's from "the hood" and Logan...fails miserably, but did Carlos really try to teach Logan, or was he just having some fun at Logan's expense?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Logan - Complete
Love Bites by Rhinos.Vs.Unicorns reviews
When Muffy the Vampire Slayer is chasing James, they get a little too close for comfort. Crazy things can happen if you're sleeping with someone who wants to kill you.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/11/2011 - James, Muffy - Complete
Prom Night by StarkLovesShawarma reviews
Nobody is suprised when Carlos, being notorious for messing things up, screws up on his date with Jennifer. But will something good come from his sticky situation? Carlos/Curly-haired Jennifer.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Carlos, The Jennifers - Complete
I'm gonna get you drenched by singledimple reviews
James decides to get things a little heated with you.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - James - Complete
Any Kind of Guy by Fluff.and.Rainbows reviews
A one-shot collection of Logan Mitchell, with the boys of Big Time Rush!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 14,488 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Logan - Complete
Of Mice and Men by Rhinos.Vs.Unicorns reviews
Well, boys. The Big Time Rush boys face a new enemy when a huge mouse invades apartment 2J. Just a dumb non-slashy little fic. Only rated T for the swearing, really.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2011 - James, Kendall - Complete
James by btrsexstories reviews
Just some sex stories I make up about James from Big Time Rush. Extremely mature.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2011 - James
the perks of being normal by go forth reviews
And then he just wishes he could take it all back and magically appear back in Minnesota where there's no Jo and no deceit and no backstabbing to be seen, just hockey and friendship and normality. Logan/Jo/Kendall.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Logan, Jo - Complete
Long Over Due Reunite by Serenity Kills reviews
Part I in the LODR series. Katie Knight moves into the Palm Woods and finds out she has an older brother named Kendall Knight. Soon, Logan asks her out and they get together. But then drama begins to sprout.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,098 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Katie K., Logan - Complete
Pretty Sexy, Kind Of Manly by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
"Kendall, what did you do!" James asked/yelled. The blonde ran a nervous hand through his hair. "I… um, I got my eyebrows waxed." Kames.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
The Necklace by TheWritingMonster reviews
Logan met a girl at the beach when he was 7. He's 16 and all he has of her are his memories and a gold necklace with an emerald pendant. He thinks he'll never see her again until she moves to the Palm Woods. Logan/OC
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,763 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Logan - Complete
Logan's Love by InsanityIsBetter reviews
Logan is in love with Kendall, but does Kendall have feelings for Logan? Will they end up together or stay friends?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,249 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Let Chaos Reign by Titled Heart reviews
"I am...was...the god of the underworld Hades and death. And I have given it all up for you, Kendall Knight." Kogan AU. With Greek Mythology. Rated for suggestive themes.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,352 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Days Go By by just jay reviews
AU. Logan is 15, and his life has been nothing but miserable. His new foster family? The Knight Family. eventual Kogan, swearing, various other mature themes. rating may go up.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,735 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
That For Me by AlejandraMaria reviews
Kendall and Logan like to play Gay Chicken. When Logan can't seem to win he decides to take what's his. Kogan. Dominant Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Of Fire and Brimstone by TangiblyYours reviews
"How 'bout this? If you help me successfully get a date with Kendall, I'll buy you a new iPod," Logan smirked. Between his defective iPod, construction workers, little black threads, and Logan, James is pretty sure that he's going to go insane. Slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,230 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Logan, James - Complete
A Slip of the Toungue by Rhinos.Vs.Unicorns reviews
Most people don't tend to like you any better when you sleep with their girlfriend. But hey, who knows?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
A Good Boy's Doll by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
He spent more time in the fridge than necessary; as the chill of the refrigerator set in, Kendall was sure he could just see the outline of perk nipples. Jett was asking for this. Kett. Set during Green Big Time.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Kendall, Jett S. - Complete
Waiting on 'Superman' by TheRescuer2 reviews
"And all of a sudden, he's ten again, and wondering why everything bad happens to them." He was waiting on 'Superman', but it seemed like he wasn't coming anytime soon, so he made a big mistake. Now, he is trying to recover, without the help of his hero.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 39,776 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Kendall - Complete
One by Kitten Darling reviews
Tanaka has known Portal and Sai for as long as he can remember. Only one problem. They can't stand each other and one is a vampire the other being a werewolf. How the hell is he supposed to get out of this one? SLASH!
Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011
Unmistakable by Tall Blonde and Eyebrows reviews
"Tell me what's wrong, please," he whispered. Kendall sighed heavily. After a moment of just breathing, he answered, "I thought we were best friends." Set after Big Time Reality. Kames/Jendall
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Kendall, James - Complete
When Kendall Found Logan by Gabsikle reviews
An AU fic. It took until his senior year of high school for Kendall to notice Logan. The usually confident Kendall is thrown off by Logan, who he quickly falls for. But does Logan feel the same?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 89,133 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Sei mia by XxxAnimaniacxxX reviews
'Darkness needs the light. And every game has a prize.' Based on the Forbidden Game! Kames, Cargan, Camille/Jo, Stephanie/Guitar Dude. Angst angst angst!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,067 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 12/10/2010 - James, Kendall - Complete
Big Time First Time by TheHornyVirgin reviews
When James comes home with a new porn video, what will it lead to when Logan watches it with him? SLASH! PLEASE R&R!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/1/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
A Big Time Rush Story: Fame & Fortune by BTRfanMegan reviews
Megan Browne, her aunt, and best friend, Haley West move to the Palmwoods. There, Megan and Haley fall in love with the guys from BTR. Now a mystery girl is trying to destroy their lives. This story is also on my YT channel.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 39,961 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Jatie Song Fics by peace.love.bigtimerush reviews
A Jatie story for every song on the BTR CD.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Katie K., James - Complete
Two Is Better Than One by DarkElements10 reviews
For Mudmaster94. Katie Knight, 19, college student, waitress. What happens when she runs into her old friends who she hasn't seen in a long time? Will her relationship with them change? Add in a ex-boyfriend and things will get crazy. Logan/Katie/James
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,691 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Katie K. - Complete
Blessed Sinner by Kitten Darling reviews
Cody Jenkins is half angel- half demon. What happens when he begins to change on his 16th birthday and his best friend Andrew finds out. What will happen to their relationship? Will Andrew shun Cody or will he love him even more? Maybe SLASH/ Yaoi?
Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011
My Best Friend Is a Vampire by Fish Stick Friday reviews
What started out as a prank turns into something real: horrifyingly real. After Logan recruits Stephanie to help trick Carlos into believing he's a vampire, a massive prank war ensues. All that is forgotten when an actual vampire shows up targeting Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 24 - Words: 58,061 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Logan, Carlos - Complete
Secret Love by ObsessedwithDannyPhantom reviews
Carlos felt alone. Like he wasn't good enough. Like no one would ever love him. But when he falls for someone, can they be together? Kelly/Carlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/9/2011 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Kelly W., Carlos
How To Not Write BTR Fanfiction by harvestmoonrox reviews
Based off of Misuarisu's "How to Not Write Vampire Knight Fanfiction", no plagiarizing. Includes: Mary Sues, grammar, overuse of mannerisms, and much more. Not meant to hurt anyone's feelings! R&R!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2011
Afterhours by t-peezy reviews
Kelly just wanted to relieve stress and not see anything that reminded her of BTR and her job...too bad Logan had the exact same plan. Kelly/Logan Smut. Be warned for language and sex. AU
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Kelly W., Logan - Complete
Love Me by Serenity Kills reviews
The boys return one year later from their world tour to find little Katie all grown up. New wardrobe, new attitude, new boyfriend and quite a big secret.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,413 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - James, Katie K. - Complete
Spiderman by Ercassiel-x reviews
Kendall feels like being Spiderman and drags Logan into it.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Our Roomate by Rosa1210 reviews
Tammy comes to L.a. leaves her boyfriend and perfect life, then finds out shes has to live with Big Time Rush for 5-6 months
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011
And Then There Were None by 2 kool 2 spell 'kool' right reviews
They all swear its not them. They all know it cant be them. Theyre all inisint. But will a mysterious guilt ridden paper from an unnamed owner change all that? "One by one everyone at the PalmWoods will disapear.Who is the killer? You know who you are"
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,993 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Complete
Just one night by RunFreeCuzLifeIsJustADream reviews
Carlos has a crush on Kelly. Kelly has mutual feelings. We could go anywhere from there : Four-shot !
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Carlos, Kelly W. - Complete
No Weenies Allowed by 120shadowlev27 reviews
BTR is Spongebob. RPS fic. Logan and James go to the beach, and Logan wants to go to a rad skate park. Only the best skaters can get in, but James gets left outside. Jogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/11/2011 - James, Logan - Complete
Rhythm Of Love, Feeling Of Sound by xXMissHailieJadeXx reviews
Mia recently moved to the Palm Woods to start her modeling career but drama unsues when she clashes with queen bee Leigh and her followers Georgie and Kat, can she and her new friends, Kennedy, Sam, and Karina take the mean girls down? BTRxOC's
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,747 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011
I Need OC's by xXMissHailieJadeXx reviews
CLOSED!
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Complete
An accidental Kiss by yoursomeday reviews
You just got to give the 'older' fans what they want once in a while. Even if that means kissing your best friend. KOGAN.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,400 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Facebook: BTR style by 2 kool 2 spell 'kool' right reviews
Just some funny facebook conversations with the guys & girls of BTR. Just to make you laugh.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Complete
Kendall's Lucky Charm by Fish Stick Friday reviews
Jo still doesn't believe that Kendall isn't cheating on her with Jordin Sparks. Luckily, Kendall has a lucky charm of his own: Logan. Will Logan be able to save the sinking ship that is Kendall and Jo's relationship?
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Logan, Kendall - Complete
Big Time Facebook by 96.tyler reviews
This is what I would imagine facebook would be like if the boys in big time rush had it along with their friends. Complete randomness, no slash.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Complete
One Mistake & No Survivors by TheRescuer2 reviews
A Little Game Called Cat and Mouse Sequel. A year ago, the girls left Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan hearbroken and needing answers. Now, as old faces from the past emerge, Elena, Amanda, Erika, and Kameryn must face the past to save everyone they love
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 48,133 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Big Time Girl Band by CodyRexBeth reviews
A new band called the Girls Next Door is in town and guess who they work for? Hawk. That's right Hawk. Still pissed off that Big Time Rush is a hit that he created a new band. Once boys meet girls sparks fly. BTRxOCs
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,898 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Complete
A Poem by LSP by Jasmine899 reviews
A short poem written by LSP.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 87 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Lumpy Space Princess - Complete
One Is Good, But Six Is Better by hellfirehalo188 reviews
An OT6 Story! Check it out, it is HILARIOUS and gonna get even more hilarious and hotter as it goes on. Read inside to find out all the details. Based off the BTR Schaumburg, IL meet and greet!
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Logan, James
A Little Game Called Cat and Mouse by TheRescuer2 reviews
Big Time Rush is off to New York City to perform at several Holiday concerts. But when an unknown predator decides Big Time Rush is not leaving New York alive, it will take new allies from a 'special' school to help save the boys.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,043 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Big Night Ghetto Version by StarkLovesShawarma reviews
Ghetto version of Track 7 on Big Time Rush's new album.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Carlos, James - Complete
Big Time Habit by kaejay reviews
Kendall had this annoying habit of making every guy around him question their heterosexuality. Kogan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Big Time Eavesdroppers by AnimeLuvrBandGeek reviews
Kendall and james are having an innocent conversation behind closed doors. Logan and Carlos learn that eavesdropping and assumptions are bad, bad things. Rated T just to cover my tail. Small mention of KendallXJames Kendall/James Kames
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Complete
Big Time Misinterpretations by Kelsica2 reviews
When it comes to those lovable boys from Big Time Rush, conversations aren't always what they seem to be. Slash and non-slash fans shall enjoy. Rated T for sexual innuendo and Carlos and James being silly.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Kendall, Logan - Complete
Logan Likes Llamas by An Angel in Darkness reviews
In this perverted twoshot, Carlos gets everyone to think dirty thoughts about Logan touching a llama. One sided James/Logan.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/27/2010
Ultimate High by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to 'The Closest Thing To Happy'. They’d taken to spending more time with each other and less with the rest of their friends now that everything was up in the air and nobody was sure who they were supposed to be allying themselves with.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
With Closed Eyes And An Open Mind by finkpishnets reviews
Oneshot. Sequel to 'Dreamer Required'. It was because she'd had her braces off, or at least, that's what Chris kept telling himself. Her teeth were all straight and shiny and she spoke differently and he only wanted to see what it felt like. Chris/Jal.
Skins - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
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You're On reviews
Carmen gets in a bet that may very much ruin her life. 4 guys 3 weeks and her most prized possesion on the line. She has to sleep with all four Big Time Rush Guys, but will she be able to go through with it?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 128,939 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 4/12/2011
Yet Another Cinderella Story reviews
Skyar Perry and her family move to L.A for her 2 step sisters chance at the big time. She is forced to work for her family and to find a job working at the Palm Woods. Will her life be just another Cinderella story?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011
Does This Count As reviews
2 girls. 4 guys. 1 butter sock. 1 note. What happens when two fans of Big Time Rush kidnap the guys? A little torture? Some mercy? Maybe even some toast. All they want is a concert. One and done. But you never know when it comes to BTR fanatics.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,518 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011
Extra Credit reviews
This is dedicated to HarleyDiamond19. Substitute Mr. Maslow catches Harley eye. They meet after class. will Mr. Maslow give her some extra credit? Here's your one-shot girl! Sorry it's late.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/21/2012 - James - Complete
Let's Go With That reviews
Another Big Time Rush in 8th grade story by me...enough said.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Logan
Big Time Destiny's Fate reviews
Being best friends since 6th grade Kennedy Harris, Jasmine Knowles, Janeé Jordan, and Zoe Hathaway enter their 10th grade state talent competition where they meet Gustavo Rocque. They soon get sent to L.A to began being famous and they meet our boys
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,158 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Kendall, Logan
Good Girls Gone Bad reviews
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but never believes, and leaves before she is left… -Marilyn Monroe A good girl is only a bad girl who has yet to be caught and this is the story of how one of these girls meets the guys of Big Time Rush
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2012 - James
Cold Hands reviews
This is an AU story. It is featuring Annie and James in an other world like experience. This is a re write of the story Cold Hands in the book Zombies vs. Unicorns. If you've read that, then you know what this is about. I don't own the book.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - James, Annie - Complete
Nothing But Black
This is just a Halloween one shot featuring Kendall and Sandy to cure my boredom.HAPPY HALLOWEEN. Enjoy.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,945 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Kendall, Sandy - Complete
Big Time 8th Grade reviews
Okay so this takes place during 8th grade!It just incorporates everything that happens during the 8th grade year. The two main characters are forced into a relationship through a game of Zap. The girl has his name written on her hand, can she stick it?
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - James, Carlos
Who Is That Chick One Shot reviews
This is Savana's POV of Who Is That Chick? If you haven't read that first don't read this. Starts Off when they meet again in McDonalds.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,511 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Carlos
Who is that chick? reviews
Gabriella visist her aunt Kelly in L.A. Tired of all the things she can't do because she's a girl, she dresses up as a boy. Her cover Gabe ends up having to stay with Big Time Rush. Will she be able to keep her cover or will it crumble to pieces?
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,469 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - James, Kelly W. - Complete