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In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1897 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,440 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Whispers in the Wind by mybrowneyes reviews
Stephanie comes back to Trenton after a death of someone very special to help with a family situation with her nieces. The 'Wind' finally worked it's magic.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,489 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3239 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Knight by Adalind reviews
The dark and graphic AU story of Ric Manoso when he never joined the army & sorted his life out. Steph runs into him when he goes FTA. Bad boy Ric is still damn hot in this, trust me. Join me for an action packed ride with spies, murder & steamy smut.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,660 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
For Whom The Bell Tolls by CyraBear reviews
There's a dusty old bookstore in Seattle where the proprietor keeps odd hours and knows the location of every book in his stock. What surprises hide in its stacks?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 49 - Words: 130,447 - Reviews: 4452 - Favs: 2,700 - Follows: 2,525 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward
Elusively Yours by GemmaH reviews
Edward Cullen has just one rule for his sex life: The moms he picks up in the schoolyard have to be involved with someone else. It's the perfect system, until he meets Bella Swan. He thought that he set the terms, apparently nobody thought to tell Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 130,955 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Since by MizzHyde reviews
Jasper & Edward, blow-jobs and shower fantasies, Bella and sofa sex, stag nights and drunken rambling, giving in to temptation, getting caught, confessing, nothing has been quite the same since, well... Since. AH, rated M for lemons and slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,792 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Truths, Lies and Alibis by Eternally Addicted reviews
FBI psychologist Bella Swan is being stalked by one of criminals she helped put behind bars. Forced to leave her home and lay low for a while, she meets the most gorgeous man she has ever seen. Is he who he says he is, or is he working for the stalker?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 291,022 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10236 - Favs: 6,397 - Follows: 3,708 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Halo Effect by Missus T reviews
Celebrity Eric Northman plays good Samaritan when Sookie gets injured by the paparazzi following him. What happens when they discover that she has amnesia? When all is said and done, can you find true love in a flash of blinding light?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Mine Is A Four Letter Word by Sleepy Lotus reviews
Sookie didn't like the idea of belonging to anyone. Not Bill, nor the Queen, nor Eric…She tried to remind herself of that, staring up into those intense eyes, deep and blue as the north seas he once sailed, a thousand years ago… Eric/Sookie goodness.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 110,275 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by drumbjo reviews
AH - Rich girl Sookie is kidnapped and held to ransom by the masked Eric Northman. But is Sookie the willing captive? Is she better off away from her rich but cheating husband Bill Compton? Will Sookie begin to fall for her captor?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,693 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Three of a Kind by LostDownTheRabbitHole reviews
B/Em/E have been friends forever. Now 21, Bella hasn't seen the guys since they all left for college. Bella is convinced before summer school starts to take a week long vacation with her two favorite boys. 2 horny guys, 1 Bella? FOLLOWUP NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,651 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
Darker Desires by MelissaSueD reviews
This story DOES NOT follow the series but does take characters and plot ideas from all of the books. Eric/Sookie and other pairings in the future. Rated M for violence, language, and sexually explicit material in later chapters.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 89,839 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Meeting by Adalind reviews
Janet comes to Trenton to check up on her characters. Ranger goes in the wind and leaves Tank, Lester & Bobby to set out to ruin Janet's plot lines, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Can the Merry Men save the day? Maybe not too cupcake friendly.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,260 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008