The Moonlight Sonata
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Joined 01-01-11, id: 2681983, Profile Updated: 07-29-14

I'd like every to know that- yes- I am a person who loves God with all her heart, and will never ever try to shove it down your throat. I'm a very passionate person, however, and I stand true to what I believe. My parents, my friends, my siblings- they do not make me a 'Christian', but my love for God makes me one. I won't kean on their Faith, but the Bible.

Basically, I'm a teenage girl who loves to write, play the drums, and act crazy. I'm not a holier-than-thou kind of person, but I'm very level-headed and always a goof-ball. No, I don't care if you're a Cutter, a Lesbian, A Stoner, or a person who likes to show their boobs of to the world. Because, honestly, I don't give a fuck. I'll accept you like you accept me, and I don't care about what others think.

Because I'm a Christian, I have to be an uptight prude? Nope. I'm not even close. I think my friends always tell me that my outfits show skin, ass, cleavage- I try not to- but it seems like no matter how hard I try, I can't be a nun. If I put the outfit on, someone would probably still tell me that I'm showing too much skin.

And, I love anime and manga, too. My favorites are SAO, Clannad, Soul Eater, and Angel Beats. I just can't get enough of those. They are like the best ones in the world. Try to tell me I'm wrong and I'll probably kill you.

I'm part of some RPs on the site, too. A SAO, Soul Eater, and White Knight Chronicles one. I'm one of those RPers who hates one-liners and bad grammar, so... don't do either lol

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun (Mixed count?)

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I don't follow my RELIGION, so I MUST not care about it.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I WEAR MAKEUP, so I must be an ugly slut.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (I sound stuck-up, yeah. Confidence is key)

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.


I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy (This is why I hate Video Chatting or Voice Chatting. If they find out you are a girl, you sound like one, or you look like one- prepare for the thirsty comments.)

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. (I'm mixed but... I still like FC. Lol. Though, I'm a gym freak so I like to work out after I eat the chicken out of guilt.)

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be mexican or spanish.

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Ugh... My Band class if full of dorks.)


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty


I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. (I do...)

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. (I'm a little ashamed of my inner geek.)

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.


I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (I'm a grammar Nazi. Yes.)

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp

I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I'm in ORCHESTRA, so I MUST be a geek.

I like SCREAMO music, so I MUST worship the devil.

I play PIANO, so I MUST know how to play every instrument.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I don't like CANDY that much, so I MUST not like sweets.

I DRINK sometimes, so I MUST be hungover 24/7.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm (naturally or by accident) MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I like INCEST, so I MUST be fucking my own sibling.

I have SUSPENDERS, so I MUST be a loser.

I like TECHNO and INDUSTRIAL, so I MUST go to raves.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be SEX TOYS. (Hey, my older friend graduating alongside her boyfriend. They had a right to that sex toy)

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS. (I love every kind of boy... lol)

I'm BI, so I MUST not care what's in your pants.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted boy.

I play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN.

I can wear a SIZE 0, so I MUST anorexic. (00)

I wanna be a DOCTOR, so I MUST love blood and guts.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK. (...)

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have STOLEN, so I MUST be a THIEF.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.

I hate MYSPACE, so I MUST have no life or friends.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I don't like SCHOOL, so I MUST be STUPID.

I dress PREPPY, so I MUST be white.

I shop at AMBERCOMBIE and FITCH, so I MUST be skinny and WHITE.

I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak.

I like to BUY everything I see, so I MUST be a SHOPAHOLIC.

I have a FACEBOOK, so I MUST think I'm GROWN.

I wear short SHORTS, so I MUST be a whore.

I wear TIGHT CLOTHES, so I MUST want to show off my BODY.


I wear NIKES, so I MUST be BLACK.


I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES. (I kinda don't have ONE race, but... I do)

I hate CHOCOLATE, so I MUST hate all sweets.

I watch OLD SHOWS, so I MUST be stuck in the past.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I hate RAIN, so I MUST not like water.


I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude.

I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no a SYMPATHY.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I can't stand TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a loser.


I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I can't SWIM, so I MUST be BLACK. (It's my truth...)

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.


I have or had multiple CRUSHES, so I MUST be a WHORE.

I choose MCCAIN, so I MUST be WHITE.

I play XBOX or PS3, so I MUST be RAGING ALL THE TIME. (I hate Ragers...)

Level 1

() Smoked A Cigarette

( ) Smoked A Cigar

(X) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex (Loooooong story)


Level 2

(x) Are / Been In Love

(x) Dumped someone (My first bf did not take it well..)

(x) Been Fired

(x) Been In A Fist Fight


Level 3

(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person

(x) Skipped Class

() Slept With A Co-worker

(x) Seen Someone / Something Die


Level 4

() Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your DA Friends

( ) Been To Paris

( ) Been To Spain

(x) Been On A Plane

(x) Thrown Up From Drinking

SO FAR: 10

Level 5

(x) Eaten Sushi

(x) Been Snowboarding

(x) Met Someone Through Internet

() Been in a Mosh Pit

SO FAR: 13

Level 6

(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship

(x) Taken Pain Killers

(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Can't Have

(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By

(x) Made A Snow Angel

SO FAR: 18

Level 7

(x ) Had A Tea Party

(x) Flown A Kite

(x) Built A Sand Castle

() Gone muddin

(x) Played Dress Up

SO FAR: 22

Level 8

(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves

(x) Gone Sledding

(x) Cheated While Playing A Game

(x) Been Lonely

(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School

SO FAR: 27

Level 10

(x) Watched The Sun Set

() Felt An Earthquake

() Killed A Snake

SO FAR: 28

Level 11

(x) Been Tickled

(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized / Frauded

( x) Been cheated on

(x) Been Misunderstood

SO FAR: 32

Level 12

(x) Won A Contest

(x) Been Suspended From School (Never had detention, but I accidentally hit a kid with a mallet as I was turning around in Band Class so I got ISS. Lame, yes. Now it's on my permanent record as 'ASSAULT WITH A RUBBER MALLET')

() Had Detention

(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident

SO FAR: 35

Level 13

( ) Had / Have Braces

(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night

(x) Danced in the moonlight

SO FAR : 37

Level 14

(x) Hated The Way You Look (When you grow up, you start to look MUCH better)

(x) Witnessed A Crime

(x) Pole Danced (Don't. Just. Don't)

(x) Questioned Your Heart

(x) Been obsessed with post-it-notes

SO FAR: 42

Level 15

(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud

( ) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World

(x) Swam In The Ocean

(x) Felt Like You Were Dying

SO FAR: 45

Level 16

(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep

(x) Played Cops And Robbers

( ) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers

(x) Sang Karaoke

(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins

SO FAR: 49

Level 17

()x Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't

(x) Made Prank Phone Calls

(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage came out of your nose

(x) Kissed In The Rain

SO FAR: 53

Level 18

(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus

(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About

(x) Blown Bubbles

(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere

SO FAR: 57

Level 19

(x) Crashed A Party

(x) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People

(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading

(x) Had A Wish Come True

( ) Been Humped By A Monkey

SO FAR: 61

Level 20

(x) Worn Pearls

(x) Jumped Off A Bridge

(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (Not to be funny. My friend's nephew came to the door. NAKED. When someone asked me why I screamed, I said, "When you have a fucking penis in YOUR face, you'll know why.")

() Swam With Dolphins

SO FAR: 64

Level 21

(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/Ice Cubes

(x) Kicked A Fish

(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes

(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars

SO FAR: 68

Level 22

(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs

(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel

(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours

(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about

SO FAR: 72

Level 23

(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree

(x) Climbed A Tree

( x) Had/Been In A Tree House

(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone

SO FAR: 76

Level 24

() Believe In Ghosts

(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes - not in one go though

(x) Gone Streaking (As a baby, yes)

(x) Visited Jail

SO FAR: 79

Level 25

(x) Played Chicken

(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on

(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger

(x) Broken A Bone

(x) Been Easily Amused

SO FAR: 84

Level 26

(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later


(x) Caught A Butterfly

(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried

(x) Cried So Hard You Laughed

SO FAR: 89

Level 27

(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone

(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You

(x) Cheated On A Test

(x) Forgotten Someone's Name

(x ) French Braided Someones Hair

(x) Gone Skinny Dipping

( x) Been Kicked Out Of Your House

SO FAR: 96

Level 28

(x) Rode A Roller Coaster

( ) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling

(x) Had A Cavity

(x) Black-Mailed Someone

(x) Been Black Mailed

SO FAR: 100

Level 29

(x) Been Used

(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs

(x) Licked A Cat

(x) Bitten Someone

(x) Licked Someone

SO FAR: 105

Level 30

(x) Been shot at/at gun point (I ran my ass off)

( ) Had sex in the rain (That's... classy...)

() Flattened someone's tires

(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on

(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas



0-10:Go Outside

11-20:Get a Life



41-50:You have friends?!?!?

51-60:You're kinda sorta cool!

61-70:I'll hang w/ u

71-80:Mrs. Cool

81-90: Dude, ur sweet!

91-100:Freakin awesome!

101-110:Whoa! (Get like me, bitch.)

111-119: Holy crap, you belong in a hospital!