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Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

I'm a quiet, but friendly person. I enjoy manga much more then anime. I'm a self professed book worm. I want to work mostly on beta reading so I can better my writing skills.

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In Many Voices by Ithilwen K-Bane reviews
A collection of hundred-words and flashfics inspired by the events on Chorus. NOTE: Episode-specific spoiler warnings are posted for each chapter. Guesses that turned/may turn out to be correct are not marked. Rated for language, violence, and Tucker's mind.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/20/2014 - L. Tucker, Felix, M. Caboose, Wash
Nephilim by Valkyrja Jaeger reviews
Life as a trainee, constantly waiting to become an angel is hard, especially when there is a demon king continuously trying to seduce you. All seemed to be going well until the day the Wings were going to be given. That's when it all went straight to hell. Angel!Eren x Demon!Levi with side shippings. AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,336 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 3/8 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Eren Y., Levi
Above Ground by Yin reviews
AU. Dexter Grif really only ever wanted to keep himself and his sister out of trouble, and maybe get a few naps in while he was at it. But chance encounters end up putting him in the thick of a battle to save his home. ...Figures. {Grimmons, other pairings mentioned in fic.}
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 346,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [D. Grif, D. Simmons]
How to spend the days by nadapues reviews
Bye!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Phobia by PrussianKnight9 reviews
He'd found him. But something's... not right. He could leave him to take care of his own wretched self... or lend a helping hand. A narrow escape from death left Kakuzu to face a whole new road of challenges. Rated T for swearing and a bit of gore. AU in Naruto universe. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,417 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Clarity by Himitsu-paws reviews
Madara was never one to put all his eggs in one basket. In the event that Obito failed, he set in place an alternate method of resurrection. Sakura really did have the worst luck with Uchihas, but nothing prepared her for sharing her mind with one, especially one that was supposed to be dead. Eventual MadaSaku, slow burning romance. Status: still sick, ch34 half done, update soon
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 67,173 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 7/2/2014 - [Sakura H., Madara U.]
Simplicity by PeinSaku reviews
She is the girl that has no heart, and he is the man that unknowingly stole it. "You will become my tool. You will fight for me, aid me when I call upon you. And in exchange, I will ensure that you become the most widely-revered kunoichi of your time."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,235 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,220 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 2/15/2011 - [Sakura H., Sasori]
The Last Haven by 1tskillingm3 reviews
Eren was brutally raped during the brief time he was being held by the military police. When he was given to the care of Survay Corps he dared to hope that he might be safe from that kind of thing. Oh how wrong he is. Levi/Eren flashbacks Erwin/Eren others. If you have trouble reading this sort of story, don't do it.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,141 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Eren Y., Levi, Erwin Smith
The World Is Ugly by StrawberryBubble reviews
The Killjoys are the only hope in restoring freedom to a post-apocalyptic country brainwashed by a government they've sworn to take down. BL/I, however, are willing to go as far as they need to stay in control, no matter how disastrous the consequences. Frerard/Rikey WARNINGS: language, torture, abuse/rape/, and self-harm/suicide attempt. Now complete. Finally.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 146,489 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Watching Over Me by Akasaku123 reviews
AU Ninja World Mash-up. "Sakura is kidnapped by the Akatsuki a year after she killed Sasori, what will happen when she starts to have heated affection towards the guys surroundng her." Safe T. Sakura-centric. SakuraXMulti. Turned M for max cursing and precaution.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 187,049 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
MadaSaku drabble bin by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
A place for all my MadaSaku drabbles and random short fics. Au, time travel, anything and everything can be found here!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,713 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Murderer's Row by Violent-Medic reviews
Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 166 - Words: 521,489 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 7/24/2012
Gravity by Kaze and Kiba reviews
They say 'man makes plans and God laughs'. If that's true then God must derive a vast deal of entertainment from Haruno Sakura. Either that, or maybe he just hated her, she wasn't sure yet. Rated for language, ecchi-ness and eventual romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 143,959 - Reviews: 1596 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Is it Then or Than? by Kayte The Potato Girl reviews
Student Teacher AU, Eren is failing English, and Levi brings him in for tutoring. For my dear Danielle/Heichou. Warning: M/M, M for a reason (they totally do the do)Eren is 17, so yes, he is technically underage. I apologise. Eventual angst. Potential triggers regarding homophobic slurs and violence.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,153 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
Comfort to the Wretched by BelovedShadow reviews
When Itachi was born and put up for adoption, he grew up happily with his uncles Madara and Izuna. His brother, Sasuke, was raised in the cruel world of the Japanese foster care system, filled with abuse and despair. When Madara and Izuna are alerted to the fact that they have another nephew, they are quick to give him a stable home. But is it already too late?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,784 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 8/18/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.]
One Day in Orochimaru's Lair by Chino Kusannagi reviews
Collection of one-shots. Each chapter has own summary. Selected summaries: Ch 1 - What happens when minions overhear Orochimaru arguing? A certain apprentice is embarrased and his reputation takes a humorous hit Ch 4-5 Valentine/White Day special Ch 6: A new lair holds an interesting yet annoying surprise for Sasuke Ch 10: requested sequel to ch 1
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,441 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2014 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y., Orochimaru
Message Recieved by Westward reviews
A wrong message isn't usually the way to start a relationship. Especially with someone you've never even met. Especially if they're a part of a privately funded, experimental military program. A Tuckington Alternate Universe.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,265 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - L. Tucker, Wash
Fallen by wodolay reviews
But today things would change. Things would actually get interesting. He had heard his demons talk, heard the frightened whispers. A boy, Eren, he was the angels last hope. Eren. Apparently that boy had taken down more demons in the past few years than the others had in the past few hundreds. Angel!Eren/Demon!Levi
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,797 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
Reflexes by arke-x reviews
The second her hand left his face, she was full of fear and regret. One does not simply slap the legendary Uchiha mid-battle and expect to get away with it. MadaSaku, possibly others (things are up in the air). T for swearing, possible fights. Beware: rating/genres/etc subject to change. (Probably not, but just in case!)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,337 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U.
50 Tears To Cry by Not so human anymore reviews
"Crying doesn't make you weak Eren. It makes you human." A series of one-shots featuring Eren crying. Ereri is you turn your head a certain way. Eremika if you read chapter ten. Cover art by Revynant. Suggestions welcome.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,623 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Eren Y., Levi
Where Others Fear to Tread by AmputeeTrainee reviews
Brought back from death by mistake, Kakuzu is forced to face the reality of absolute defeat. Stripped of his health, Akatsuki rank and fortune, he must salvage what he can. Promised a reward for returning Hidan's ring, Kakuzu begins to dig to rescue the man he loathes the most. (Summary continued inside. Rated for violence, gore, language and sexual situations.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,905 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Kakuzu
Accidentally by RisingRaven100 reviews
The Akatsuki want her, Shikamaru tried to stop her, Sasuke is pretending to /care/, and all of Konoha just wants to know where the hell she is! Akatsuki/Sakura, some ShikaSaku friendship. (New/updated version)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,372 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/21/2014 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Sakura and Akatsuki Holidays by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
Spend the Holidays with Sakura and the Akatsuki!This includes Christmas and Halloween!even Itachis b-day!funny and romantic with every Akatsuki and Sakura pairing! MadaSaku PeinSaku HidaSaku so on! Every holiday will be included summery sucks read review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,818 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dr Defrense and Mr O'malley by Petchricor reviews
Sometimes, your dark side is more than you bargained for
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Omega/O'Malley, F. Defresne - Complete
Under your skin by DeathByVudu reviews
In which Hidan and Sakura have an immoral relationship. Tobi forms a bond with the school's most popular girl. And Naruto is the shy boy in love with another guy. High school A.U. Heavy lemons, drug use, and other dark themes. Readers beware! (In the process of being almost completely rewritten.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,253 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/31/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hidan, Obito U./Tobi
Theta Learns a New Word by mindprisoner reviews
Poking around in North's thoughts, Theta finds a new word, which leads to a rather interesting adventure.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Delta, North, South, York
Never Would Have Thought by FearxIsXNeverxEnding reviews
Recall the times when you were happy. Recall the times when you laughed. Life is wonderful, do you have faith in it? Turn your face to life, to eternal joy. What happened to those days? What happened to those nights? Do you remember how you turned to grief? Do you remember how you turned to sorrow? Is the blame mine or ours?
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,105 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Eren Y., Levi
In the jaws of a lion by ScissorSheep reviews
"Perhaps both men were out of their minds. It was nauseating that Wash so perfectly fit the other half of the red head's puzzle. Simmons felt very sick and aroused all at once. And again the question of 'how did this happen' rolled around in his muddled brain." Simmons interrupts Wash's training session and gets more then he bargained for.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2014 - [D. Simmons, Wash] D. Grif - Complete
Do-Over by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
Drabble. The reason why Church denies trying to save Captain Flowers.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2014 - L. Church/Alpha, B. Flowers, M. Caboose, L. Tucker - Complete
To Have Friends Again by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
The year Wash led the Blue Team. Wash doesn't feel like a part of the group. Caboose makes him feel welcome.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/10/2014 - M. Caboose, Wash - Complete
Friends by ciTohCysP reviews
Doc felt a little happy at the thought of giving O'Malley some of his good traits, "Maybe those meditation sessions are working…" "No. They're not. And if you make us- me listen to one more of those crappy CDs then I will take over and torture the pink one with your hands." "...His name is Donut…" "Yes, that's what I thought." (WARNING: Two-shot, slight spoilers and AU)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - [F. Defresne, F. Donut] Omega/O'Malley - Complete
Agent Church by Surreptitious Chi X reviews
At the beginning of the year when Church is inside the memory unit and Wash leads the Blue Team. Wash and Caboose come to an understanding. Sort of.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2014 - M. Caboose, Wash, L. Tucker - Complete
Accidentally (Old) by RisingRaven100 reviews
(This is an old, inadequate version if this story, sofinding the updated version of this thing on my page would be wise and more enjoyable. So yeah.) The Akatsuki want her, Shikamaru tried to stop her, Sasuke is pretending to CARE, and all of Konoha just wants to know where the hell she is! Akatsuki/Sakura, some ShikaSaku friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,003 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Number Play by P.A.W.07 reviews
The Freelancers stand patiently waiting for their new rankings and Maine can't help but let his more masculine side show, even if it gets him punched in the throat. Maine/South. One-shot. S10. Also on A03.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2014 - [South, Maine/Meta] Wyoming - Complete
Evil Innocence by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Only child, Deidara Iwa and his parents decide that It's time to add a new member to the family, and believe that the best choice is to adopt one around Deidara's age. But what if this "New brother" Isn't so nice and innocent as everyone believes him to be? What if Deidara is the only one who notices this? Based on the movie "Orphan". SasoXDei. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 30 - Words: 48,237 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Break by Petchricor reviews
Omega liked to believe he could break anybody. But there is only one person who can break him
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2014 - [Omega/O'Malley, F. Defresne] - Complete
Tension by Petchricor reviews
Between the heat, Sarge and now having to share a room with Grif, Simmons has been on edge. But Grif knows just how to fix that
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [D. Grif, D. Simmons] - Complete
I've Got You by Petchricor reviews
Grif had known that Simmons was an emotional wreck, he had known it for years, but never once did he think it would come to this *rated T for yaoi*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2014 - [D. Grif, D. Simmons] - Complete
Mr Right by KingTayter reviews
Hanji invites golden playboy Levi to a college party where he finds a rather dashing green eyed brat after being tipped by Erwin the menacing wallflower. Sexual content. Levi x Eren
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,621 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/22/2014 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
Conditioning for the Unconditional by BelovedShadow reviews
When the Uchiha family moved, things changed. Fugaku, once in the shadow of his wife, becomes successful. Mikoto, once the perfect businesswoman, becomes the perfect wife. And their sons, well - they change most of all. Once polar opposites, they become lovers. Is their new found relationship a sin? Or is the love they share really the most natural occurance of all since the move?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,275 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/31/2012 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
Awkward First Meeting by Kalgalen reviews
Tucker, for the most part, has his headphones firmly place over his ears, and nothing in the world could make him pull them off before the actual beginning of the class (except, say, Caboose setting something on fire. It still happens from time to time. Nobody knows how he does that.)
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/16/2014 - L. Tucker, Wash - Complete
Salient by ScissorSheep reviews
Salient Strikingly conspicuous, Prominent. Would be the one word that Tucker would use to describe Washington. The man who had sacrificed himself to ensure his team's safety. The man that Tucker just can't seem to get out of his head. The reds and blue's unite under risky circumstances. The threat of being slain by Felix and Locus yields an old ally and a new base.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Wash, L. Tucker] [D. Grif, D. Simmons] - Complete
Pain Tolerance by anastasia 1234 reviews
Felix and Tucker have an argument on pain tolerance. Rated T for minor swearing. "Have you ever been in labor, Felix?"
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2014 - L. Tucker, Felix - Complete
Betrayal and Spars by Petchricor reviews
After Felix's betrayal Tucker feels anger, sadness and hate all at once. And his good friend Agent Washington knows this feeling all to well *rated T because I said so*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Wash, L. Tucker - Complete
The Dead Don't Always Stay Buried by LeStrange and Quinzel reviews
Friends are worried, the Hokage is concerned and Kakashi couldn't seem to care less as he neglects himself. A mistake leads to the intervention of someone who should be dead, and the course of history might be changed. "Obito?" the smile turned into a grin, nervous aspect remaining. "Yeah, it's me."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 6/23/2014 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi
Gifts by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Kakashi had never gotten her a gift before, but Sakura wasn't really going to complain. He did it to try and make her feel better after all...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/9/2014 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Dumb apologies by The madness speaks reviews
When was Grif ever sweet? Slow certainly but not sweet, either something was wrong or Grif had a hidden meaning behind tonight, which was hard to think of when you're being sucked and jerked off by a man with surprising skill in an area Simmons believed he was new in.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/7/2014 - D. Grif, D. Simmons
Longing by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
The war was over, Konoha was back to full strength, and Obito Uchiha was pining after a little pink haired woman. He didn't know when it had happened, or maybe that was just another lie he tried to make himself believe?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Naughty Girl by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Just Don't Kiss Me by Lost-The-Fool reviews
Grif helps Simmons get past all the teasing about being a virgin, by offing to make him no longer one.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 6/28/2013 - D. Grif, D. Simmons, L. Tucker, Wash
KH Drabble - Washcloth by pixelpaper reviews
Kakuzu falls ill and Hidan surprises himself. Pre-slash Kakuzu/Hidan fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Our dance by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Looking up at the star filled sky now, after everything we've been through, it just leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. Nothing should try to compare to your beauty. But then again, nothing could ever compare to you.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,549 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 83,822 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,187 - Follows: 1,346 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
The medic and the strange blob by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Sakura Haruno wasn't expecting much from her mission, it was routine-the norm. And it had been, right up until she'd stepped in…it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Sweet and spicy by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
That scent, the haunting perfume that followed him since his host first met her...what did it mean? Why couldn't he figure it out?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Sakura H., Shukaku - Complete
My little vessel by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
(Slightly darkish) She was...perfect. She was everything he needed to set foot in their realm again, to get out of this cold mirrored land.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Sakura H., Jashin - Complete
Plots, house calls and kidnapping Sasuke by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
She'd just wanted to see what Sasuke's house looked like, maybe even have tea with Mikoto if she had time. Looks like things would be more complicated than she'd thought, especially with Mikoto shoving random Uchiha in her face, left right and centre!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi, Madara U. - Complete
Daddy Madara by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Why yes, people HAD accused him of being overprotective of his little girl. No, her really didn't care. Most of those people were dead now anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U., Akatsuki - Complete
Stranger things have happened by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
It was an unwanted love triangle between two people and white Zetsu just didn't know if he could put up with it for much longer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Rebel by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
(Au- in which the Akatsuki were never formed and Pein just wants to help where ever he can.) She could never ignore someone that needed her help, even if they didn't necessarily want it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein - Complete
Growing up by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He'd first seen her as a child, then as a gennin, and once more when she destroyed his fellow Akatsuki member and his puppets.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Sakura H., Zetsu - Complete
Burning Heat by KingTayter reviews
The heat was so strong and he felt so nice and /right/; I wanted him to do this even if I hated myself for it later. Hybrid/Omega!Eren and Alpha!Levi.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
the night that you happened by dark itachi lover reviews
Envys tailing the Elrics. Looking to make his night a little more interesting, Envy plans to have a little fun with edward. this is boy on boy. you have been warned :
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/4/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Edward E., Envy
With Heart in Hand by Wierdowithagun reviews
'Heart for heart, we fall apart. With heart in hand, we live again.' Back from the dead in the midst of a war, Kakuzu need's to break the Edo Tensei without becoming a corpse, and there's only one other person on this earth who can survive death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,868 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2014 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
How To Build A Role-Model by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Deidara Iwa, Hired personally by an old band, known as The Akatsuki, to help lead-guitarist Sasori Akasuna get over his serious drug problem, and help The Akatsuki rise back up to fame. How will Deidara feel when he is forced to turn Sasori into a respected role-model, in under a month? Rated T for language, use of drugs, and alcohol. SasoDei. Ratings may change. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,946 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki
Cat'O'Nine Tails by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Sakura you are being sent undercover to capture Uchiha Itachi, and any other Akatsuki you come into contact with, while on your mission. Ha. Yeah right, just let me get my big net and ass kicking boots...What do you mean when you say 'Disguised as a cat?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 138,902 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 1,701 - Follows: 1,685 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
It's a shame really by NamidaTaichou reviews
Simmons stared at the younger soldier. He really didn't want to have this conversation. Short Grimmons drabble ft. Donut. Who obviously ships them right? Sorry about the title. I had no idea.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [D. Grif, D. Simmons] F. Donut - Complete
Cosmic by ValorTheory reviews
In which Eren discovers something more than just the rest of the universe. Levi has an ancient device that was once called a telescope before the titans. Looking out Levi's window, the surly corporal beside him, it's a wonder Eren didn't know these things before. Levi/Eren. Oneshot.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
She Was Always His by Bloodmoon Goddess reviews
Sakura was always his. From the first time he saved her from bullies when she was a kid, to when she was 20 years old and more. No one would stand in his way to her. "Yes, she will be mine."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Private tutoring by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Madara-sensei had always been a little weird...but then again, he was the only one she liked in this school.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/26/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Bound to Happen by Hatchi1 reviews
Orochimaru has his sights set on the destruction of Konoha & Amegakure.They join forces.Konoha gains fresh enemies.Akatsuki & 14 leaf shinobi are split into teams of 5. Wait, Why is Sakura stuck with 4 Akatsukis? SakuXItaxDeixHidaxKisa... HidaxSakuxDei & KisaxHina *Hidan talks. Therefore, there's swearing. And lots of it!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 129,364 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 3/22/2014 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Red vs Blue: Run To You by SupeyNinjaZora19 reviews
It was the day Tucker has been waiting for, and he hasn't been more ready. They were going to get their captive teammates. And if anyone stood in their way, Tucker was going to kill them. Each and every one of them. Rated T for cursing, characters deaths, blood, fighting, getting stabbed, etc etc.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Wash, L. Tucker, Felix, M. Caboose - Complete
Sleeping Arrangements by Dana-Eliza reviews
After Levi figures out Eren is suffering from nightmares, Eren ends up in the same bed as Levi, with no other intentions than sleeping. But it didn't stop after that first time. Eren finds himself in Levi's bed more often and eventually he can't deny it anymore. He wants more than to just sleep next to Levi. LevixEren,smut,yaoi. For xLoveless19,the birthday girl. Now also in German
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Levi, Eren Y.] - Complete
Bet on It by ZiZi-Chan reviews
Sasori and Deidaras friends have fun instigating and betting about things in their relationship. Lemons are present here. Heh. For DarknessInAllOfUs Rated M!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Deidara, Sasori
So Lovely in Red by xxTigerAvatarxx reviews
COMPLETE! Alternative ending to the first anime series. Al uses the stone to revive his brother, and himself, but rushes off when he believes the transmutation has failed. Both brothers believing the other is dead, they must fight all opposition until they are reunited once again. *TORTURE FIC* YOU'VE BEEN WARNED! RoyEd/Elricest/EnvyEd, with mentions of AlWin, and DanteEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,686 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Envy, Roy M. - Complete
Clemency by Razzella reviews
"What is death like?" Madara Uchiha was not sorry. And somehow, he knew she wasn't either. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Finders Keepers by Kaze and Kiba reviews
Little brother, if you don't take care of what's precious to you-you don't deserve to have it. Since you haven't learned your lesson, I will take her away from you. Sakura's in trouble when she catches Itachi's attention. M-language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 139,103 - Reviews: 1289 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Fanficers Guide to the Galaxy: Cliches by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
My name is Aiko Hanashi and my goal is to humorously point out all the cliches I've noticed in my years a fanficing.Newbies can come for some insight and oldies can come and laugh at mistakes we've all made.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 16,792 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Naruto U.
Hidans Wonderful Adventure to Konoha by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is disguised as Kakashi and has infiltrated the Hidden Leaf village. Enough said... Lols will be had
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,283 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hidan
DeiSaso- Dating The Devil by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
When 19 year-old Deidara Iwa accidentally makes a deal with the devil, what will his reaction be when he realizes this "deal" would result in a lot more than he had expected? Rated M for lemons and language, DeiSaso version. One-shot. Be warned, I'm new to lemons. Request for Kathlan315. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2014 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Irrelevant by YourChickenMan reviews
Hidan asks what Kakuzu believes happens after death. Kakuzu refuses to answer. KakuHidan. Twoshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 12/15/2013 - [Hidan, Kakuzu] - Complete
Puberty Libidos by Ethre reviews
Eren is undergoing puberty. Levi thinks that teenager's libido is possibly the next most destructive thing after attack on humanity.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Levi, Eren Y.
Let me live this fantasy by killthislove reviews
Levi is stressed and Eren wants to help him relax. By pinning him down and shoving a dildo up his ass. It's a dildo filled with love because Eren loves Levi and also it vibrates. College!AU
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/7/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi] - Complete
Itachis Diary of Doom by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Itachi takes the time to reflect in the 'privacy' of his diary. After all, living in the Akatsuki base with a bunch of hyper active, bored criminals has got to be funny enough to write down for future reference. Due to complaints, I am obliged to warn people not to read later chapters during class.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 71,974 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Sasori of the Sexual Harassment by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
Crack-fic. A quick one-shot. Here we look at Sasori's many ways of attempting to seduce members of the Akatsuki, and failing...Miserably. Rated M for sexual themes, and complete crackiness. Honestly, if you're not into crack, do not read. Slut!Sasori. please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
A small boy by Blooming-Sunshine reviews
Kakuzu was sent to find a boy. What has happend to this small and scared kid? And what does Pain want with him? Don't own Naruto. /abuse/language/ and a quiet Hidan 0.0 (if you can believe it)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,263 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/2/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
35 Celebrations by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
An early birthday one-shot for Sasori. Here we take a look through all 35 of Sasori's birthday celebrations, from birth, to death. Includes mild SasoxDei, please review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Envy's Seme-Uke Test by High on the Rainbow reviews
One-shot. The nights have been boring lately; same club, same people, same routine. But still, Envy comes to this bar, hoping for something different. He gets it one night in the form of Edward Elric, a fiery, stubborn blonde who needs to be put in place. Just how long can Ed remain an uke in denial? Denial isn't healthy, after all... seme!Envy x Ed YAOI with bondage, blood, etc.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Edward E., Envy] - Complete
Torturous AIs and Nightmares by Petchricor reviews
Wash and Doc find that they have something in common. Stories are shared along with scars, and more lip contact then you think ;) *rated T for swearing and yaoi. Added genre: humor*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Wash, F. Defresne - Complete
Harlequin by The Imperfect Me reviews
There comes a time when you eventually stop looking under the bed for monsters, because you realize that the real monsters are from within. For Sakura, she had known it since the time she gained a small sense of satisfaction from destroying ant hills and bird nests. It wasn't until she met Madara that the monster within her began to stir. [UNDER RECONSTRUCTION: Chapter 1 done]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,173 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Close Enemies by Vicious11 reviews
Kakuzu believed he had seen it all, that's until he meets Hidan and learns the definition of Royal Pain. He isn't the only one having trouble with his partner as Sasori disciplines a bashful Deidara, Itachi bargains with an talkative Kisame, Zetsu with Tobi's split personality and Pein controlling his rebellious girlfriend and a voyeuristic Madara. Slight angst and drama.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,723 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu, Zetsu, Madara U.
Take It All Away by MsShizukaChan reviews
Everything she had ever loved was taken from her and when he came to take her, she was ready to go. "You have my compassion because no one else will give it to you." No fluff. One-shot [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Deathwish by ShirokoKatitov23 reviews
"There is a demon who lives in that forest." he whsipered quietly so that only the emerald-eyed boy could hear. "And they say that if you meet with him, he will grant you any wish you desire...for a price of course." AU. Ereri.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,126 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 51 - Published: 8/11/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi]
Abnormal Activity by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki have recently brought in a new "pet", and by pet I mean a pink haired girl with cat ears. She's brought trouble and many good times, but how long will the good times last? Will she ever develop into a proper adult or continue to be her cutely naive self? Will she be able to find love? Will she ever find out the truth? Or will the nightmares catch her first?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Immortality by BabyDill-Takumo reviews
Hidan is in a cruel world when he meets a certain stitched man. But will the horror of reality hit him when he realizes that immortality isn't just a gift given to him by his beloved Jashin? WARNING: Fourteen-year-old Hidan, blood and gore... Maybe some abuse? Rated T to be safe w
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Submission by XxAngry-Evil-PoptartsxX reviews
She thought that her own free will would be enough. She was wrong. Rated M for sex, violence and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
New Beginning by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
"Haruno Sakura, welcome to Akatsuki.""What's up sexy?" "Mind if i take a bite of you un?""You're the girl who killed me.""Hn.""Let's go have sex pinky!""She should pay us.""Good to have another girl, we can fun mmhmm.""I wanna eat you.""TOBI LIKE YOU!"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,344 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Blinded Dreams by LuckyLaTat reviews
Being blind so far isnt fun, but i like it. Even in my weak state, they help me with everything. I guess even the Akatsuki have heart. Now only to kick his ass for blinding me. Once thats done, what will happen next? What happens when i see again?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 45,774 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday Treat by WolvesKey reviews
It's Hidan's birthday and he's feeling disheartened at the lack of (excitement) recognition from anyone in general that it's his special day. Only someone does notice, one of the few people he least expected. Warnings within. Written for Hidan's birthday. KAKUZUxHIDAN. EDITED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
When Winry Helps Unintentionally by Prazeodymium reviews
What happens when Winry's wonderful automail gives out during a fight between Envy and Edward...a mountain full of nosebleeds and pleasure to the onlookers of course. Sexual tension flies and things are revealed! Hey, this is in the M rated section! What did you expect OTHER than this! DO NOT OWN IMAGE!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,308 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete
Child of War by homesweethomicide13 reviews
He was just an orphaned teen, an abandoned child of war. Nothing new to rogue soldier, Kakuzu. So why does he feel the need to keep him at his side? AU KakuHida.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 173,663 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Thirty-Six by Petchricor reviews
Doc, murdered thirty-six people? Yes, it's true. And only one person-or AI as it were-can take away the ache in this medic's heart. *Rated T for Yaoi*
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2013 - F. Defresne, Omega/O'Malley - Complete
Ashes of the Apple Tree by blu3slush reviews
The King of Death has died and chaos will overrule the shinigami if one doesn't step up. When he is finally chosen, he returns to the human world once again to cure his boredom. When the Death Note is picked up, who knows what'll happen?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Ryuk, BB
Room 234 by BelovedShadow reviews
Sakura Haruno is found dead. That night, eight boys were charged with her murder. Each had valid motive, and they all claim to have killed her, but all of them are lying. Three years later, the truth is revealed in a twisted tale of sin and revenge.YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,459 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 3/7/2012 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.]
I Saw Sempai Kissing Saso-Chan! by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
It's Christmas Eve in the Akatsuki base, And everyone is preparing for a great Christmas! Well, Apart from a certain red-haired artist. How will Deidara cheer up his Danna? One-shot, Please review! SasoxDei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Tainted Chains by Vicious11 reviews
Deidara messed up and now has to pay up for his mistakes with his body. However, what happens when he meets a redhead who will make him feel emotions he never expected to feel? How will his life change upon this meeting? - MATURE CONTENT. YAOI. AU. Dark themes. Main Pairing: SasoDei. Other Pairings:PeinKo, KakuHida, KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Akatsuki: The Stories You Never Got Told! by blu3slush reviews
Click it. You know you want to.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,331 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Akatsuki
Take Me Away by Biscuit15 reviews
Tobi, Itachi and Sasuke are removed from Fugaku and Mikoto's care after years of abuse. Madara, Tobi's father, takes them in, but will they be able to trust Madara or will they succumb to the violent ways they were raised with? Child abuse, ath DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,801 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Madara U., Izuna U.
Helpless by Biscuit15 reviews
Tobi's life was almost ended before Zetsu came along. With Zetsu helping him and taking him in as a subordinate, Tobi soon meets Deidara. Will Deidara love Tobi the way he loves Deidara? Onesided Zetsu/Tobi Deidara/Tobi Lemon in future chapers,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,129 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Obito U./Tobi, Zetsu - Complete
Operation: Kill Tobi by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
The Akatsuki plot to destroy the biggest threat they have ever faced...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,617 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Akatsuki, Obito U./Tobi
Akatsuki vs Froggy by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Hidan is mezmorised by a frog in the garden. Kakuzu normally wouldnt care but when Hidan started acting weird, things start GETTING weird. Rated T for Hidans language. Now also featuring the sequel: Konoha vs Froggy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,740 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Bright Side Of Suffering by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Follows the darker side of the Akatsuki and Hidden village shinobi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Akatsuki, Naruto U.
From One Jashinist to Another by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Throughout history there is always someone. Someone who doesn't fit the mould, someone who is different. Some of these people are worshipped as superior beings while others are ostracized, tortured… killed Sometimes… they rise up and take back what is theirs. T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,063 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/16/2012 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Can Trust Be Repaired, Aniki? by Biscuit15 reviews
Madara is drunk and abuses Izuna. Their parents kick Madara out of the house but when Izuna turns out to be pregnant, he's kicked out of the house, too. Can Madara take care of his brother that hates him? MPREG NON-CON MadaIzu HashiMada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,203 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Money by Pure Love of Loving reviews
Hidan was surprised at his last thought in the conversation. Kakuzu/Hidan, KakuHida, HidaKaku, FLUFF. Rated for Hidan's language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Late Dawns And Early Sunsets by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi never thought being a vampire was a big deal. He was born this way, so why worry over it? But being a big brother was something he took seriously. It's now his job to keep Sasuke taken care of and well loved... if not TOO well-loved. ItaSasu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,684 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Neji H., Naruto U.]
Secret's of the Uchiha clan: The origin of Madara by Animedemon01 reviews
Madara Uchiha wasn't always the cruel leader of the Uchiha clan. This is the story of how he became a heartless monster. Rated for swearing. I have writers block on this so dont expect any updates that soon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Madara U.
Pink Cloud by LuckyLaTat reviews
I was lucky to get a second chance in my messed up life. But now that i had to pick between two groups... But can they get along enough to save me when unwanted memories find me? Or will they kill each other? Maybe this lesson is all they need from me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Undercover Lover by cinder16 reviews
Deidara is an Iwa anbu who is put undercover at a local Inn to kill his target, Kakuzu. As leader of a raidors band, Kakuzu has a heady mix of enemies, but not one like Deidara. Can the blonde save his own life in the end by taking Kakuzu's or will he have to die in the process? Will the immortal surive this test of wills? Lemon, yaoi, LONG ONESHOT. Emotional ending. PLEASE REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,980 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Deidara, Kakuzu - Complete
Jashin's Prohecy by cinder16 reviews
The one true time Kakuzu shows concern for his partners well being it lands the Jashinist into a world of pain from the people of his own religion. Trapped in the Jashin temple for beig a heathen, can Hidan escape this bonds before he loses his immortality or worse yet, his life? KakuHida, Yaoi, immense suspense. :P
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Breaking The Tension by Kuroi Diamond reviews
The dam breaks for Grif and Simmons. Finally. Grimmons slash. My sincere apologies for the very out of place reference to Dexter's Laboratory.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Fear of Falling by Orange Sherbet reviews
Tsunade's finally decided to do something about Sakura's irrational fear of men. She can only hope that her little girl won't lose all innocence at Konoha's Academy for Boys. "Sasuke...why are my tampons in your room?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,507 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Sakura H.
The Baker and the Whore by 123Quarters reviews
Random moments with Finnick and Peeta. The real genre for this story is: idkwtfih, but that's not an option so I just put romance. Whore!Finnick, AngryConfused!Peeta.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Finnick O., Peeta M.
Pein and Deidaras Little Game by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
"But I can already disguise myself, un." Pein doesnt believe Deidara. So they play a little game. T for Hidans language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Deidara, Pain/Pein
Narcotic by Volpone reviews
Taken for pleasure; can become powerfully addictive. Akatsuki. Sakura. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,429 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Sinners Game by BelovedShadow reviews
Some people were here for the challenge, some people were here for the fame. Sasuke was here for the money, but he stumbles upon someone who becomes worth much more to him than any material prize. SasuNaru YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,467 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]
Fallen from Grace by death2society reviews
Madara begins the group called Akatsuki after being dead for a hundred years. However, in recruitinng members, he begins to fall for Zetsu, an international spy. What will happen when love mixes with politics?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Madara U., Zetsu
The Lies by LuckyLaTat reviews
This isnt just a mission. It turned into something i love. Now that the war has started... will i ever be able to return home to the Leaf? Im an Akatsuki now, and i think... they are my new home. But, why is it so hard, when i already know the answer?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,904 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Scandalous by masruiiiik reviews
Hidan was just going to grab a late-night snack when he saw Sasori and Deidara doing something absolutely... scandalous. On the kitchen counter no less. Maybe he and Kakuzu should try it sometime. Mentions of SasoDei and KakuHida. Crack-fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Like a moth to a flame by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
Everything about her drew him in like a moth to the flame, but he didn't mind getting burnt; he would do anything for the chance to have her love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,374 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 55 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Adopted Love by Biscuit15 reviews
Zetsu was adopted by Pein to be trained as a ninja for the Akatsuki. After an unfortunate incident between Madara and Zetsu, Zetsu wont leave Pein's side. Will their friendship remain the same or will it be something more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,167 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/20/2012 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Zetsu, Pain/Pein - Complete
Lovely Cherry Blossom by xxYou-shall-be-my-Squishyxx reviews
AU. "Before he is completely out of the door I look at my bagel. And you know what they say: Waste a bagel and die.So I, of course, pick up said bagel and oh you know…Beam it at the back of his head..Now back in my Suna days, being able to throw random shit really came in handy. Don't ask, it just did. " SasoSaku ItaHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,271 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Tobis Evil Plan by xXxTriggerxXx reviews
Just when Pein thinks Tobi is gone...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Pain/Pein, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Eternity by xxPunkRockxx reviews
Haruno Sakura has fallen victim to the desires of a man born of loneliness and cruelty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,691 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Hidan's First Meeting With Jashin by The Madness Of My Life reviews
What happened when Hidan first met 'his' Jashin-sama
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Hidan, Jashin - Complete
Sakura's Experiance in Boot camp by Poolday reviews
Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Falling Up by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura Haruno's favorite Anime, Naruto, came to life before her eyes. The characters became real to her, and she became something to special to them. But, not everything is perfect, and ghosts from the past could be more haunting then before. SakuxMulti HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 76,204 - Reviews: 743 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bloody Pink by Tantalizing Kunoichi reviews
Sakura's parents made an arranged marrige with sakura and sasuke when they were babys. But when they tell sakura, she doesnt take the news very well, and becomes a missing nin. but when the akatsuki find out about her and kidnaps her....while she excape?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori
Watching Them Watching Us by BelovedShadow reviews
Incest is such a dirty word in society. It seems that the more incestuous and taboo the love is, the more complicated it gets. If that's truly the case, Itachi and Sasuke's relationship must be as complex as humanly possible. EXTREME-UCHIHACEST YAOI! Comp between myself and ItachiSasukeSama!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,460 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.]
Birds with Paper Wings by death2society reviews
Itachi grew up only to be seen. His life is shaped to be predictable and he doesn't have the courage to break out. But once he does, everything goes to Hell. KisaIta, PeiKo, KakuHida, SasoDei, and more inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Dance cards: by Howlynn reviews
We all know in theory what was required of victors.Short glimpses of appointments. Some funny, some sad, some hot, some cold. Review and request. Will be Rated M because sex is scarier than death. Haymitch,Finn, Brutus, Johanna,Chaff
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,958 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Haymitch A., Finnick O.
Mad Hatter Mafia by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
The Men of the Mafia found an addiction to a cherry blossom."Killing is all part of the job. The drama with men of other Mafia, however, is not. I didn't sign up for this." "Sorry Sakura. Most girls like having a bunch of men after them."MultiSaku AkaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
I Didn't Mean To! by Eternal Grey reviews
Thanks to losing a bet Sakura has to spend the night in a forest where the Akatsuki hang out. What happens when she wakes up in a jail cell and everyone in the akatsuki spends time with her? Will she remain innocent and pure or will she lose it? SakuAkat
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Slave to the Capital by Writerchic88 reviews
This is Finnick's story from the time from his win of the Hunger Games to The 74th Hunger Games, it has a lot of Anick smut. Please R&R I want feedback even if you don't like it... :-D! ALSO RATED M FOR A REASON, IT IS VERY DARK!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C.
Why Can't You See Me? by Biscuit15 reviews
Izuna was raped a young boy, growing up with many problems. His only friend is Tobi but he tends to forget about Izuna and choose other people over him. Full summary/warnings inside
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,365 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Izuna U., Tobirama S. - Complete
Addicted to the Wrong Thing by Biscuit15 reviews
Madara is a drug addict who has hit rock bottom because of his addiction. Despite the constant abuse, Izuna must watch from the sidelines as Madara destroys his life. Can he save his big brother?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,481 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Madara U., Izuna U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
I'm Not Singing by Wrath76 reviews
The Akatsuki just got a Karaoke machine from Kami-knows-where. And everyone, except Sasori, was singing. Soon, the Akatsuki force, or try to force, him to sing. But who can? Sasori's like, the ultimate killjoy... Rated T due to a certain Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,279 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Childhoods! by AkatsukiRedCloud reviews
An adventure through all the Akatsuki member's childhood moments! I will be doing these in the same order I did with my 'Akatsuki Rant's' fic. Try to enjoy No flames please, even if I deserve them :/ Some of them may not be humor...Most will though :D :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,862 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Akatsuki
Reckless Abandon by BelovedShadow reviews
As a child Itachi Uchiha was forced into sexual relations with his uncle. Now his parents have died, and he and his beloved little brother are made to live with their only living relative, is Sasuke doomed to the same fate? MadaItaSasu YAOI IN LATER CHAPS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 56,376 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/21/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] Madara U. - Complete
My new school by Angie-mia reviews
Can she survive this year? In the new high school that she attended, what will happen to her? Music, video games, high school, love issues, friends...How these things will keep a place in her life? NejiTen with some minor pairings. Dead fic, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,205 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Neji H., Tenten
Whispers in the Dark by xSakuraWings reviews
She was never alone. For they are always there for her, in one way or another. Their love for her will never fade away like the ones before and they will prove it. /Akatsuki x Sakura/
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,692 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Red Thread by VesperChan reviews
Some loves are timeless, some are tragic, and some are both. Sakura Madara
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
Captured INDEFINITE HIATUS by xSakuraWings reviews
Lady Luck must be pulling a prank on her. First, she was trapped fighting two Akatsuki members with their gaze too low for her liking. The next thing she knew when she woke up, she was in a room with eight powerful males. "Oh shi-" - AkatsukixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 86,667 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Never Look Back by BelovedShadow reviews
When you don't want to face your past, and don't know how to face your present- the only thing you can look to is the future. The problem is, when you get so caught up in dreaming of better days, it's hard to face reality. MadaIzu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,658 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 8/28/2011 - [Madara U., Izuna U.] Mikoto U., OC
Wasted Days and Wasted Nights by Kaze and Kiba reviews
All she wanted was a dry bed and a warm drink...and then they walked in. A thank you fic for you super people who review my work "You know, Itachi, if you keep rolling your eyes like that they might stick that way and then your Sharingan will be useless"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,125 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Throughout the Years by LuridLullaby reviews
In my world anything is possible, nowhere is safe for this pink-haired chick. I'm clumsy, unlucky, and come up with the wackiest ideas but hey what can you do when you're constantly being kidnapped, falling off cliffs, and stealing cars.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,311 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
It's Good to be Loved, Right? by Biscuit15 reviews
When Itachi is injured on a mission it's up to Kisame to protect him long enough for help to arrive. But Itachi refuses to acknowledge how badly hurt he is and only gets worse. What will happen when Itachi hates Kisame for saving his life? KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Note To Team Seven by Chouko Chango reviews
Team 7, your behaviours during the following events are completely unacceptable and punishments will be issued; we will catch you. You have been warned. A/N: now including Sai and Yamato
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,289 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 3/29/2008
Drunk Sakura and entertained Akatsuki by Ketsueki no Kuki reviews
Sakura gets drunk then kidnaped by the akatsuki. While being held hostage- she sings perverted/stupid songs to the members keeping watch on her. Just so happens these Akatsuki become attracted to her! AkaSaku- T for slight language. And sexy Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 11/5/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Catnip and Swedish Fish by Mochabun-chan reviews
These cats are going to be the death of me..- Fluffy drabble fic :Casual updates:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Crimson Ink by Piper-Knight reviews
Sakura is captured by the Akatsuki, and is forced to join their ranks. But it wasn't all for nothing, and secrets she never knew existed are revealed by people she never even dreamed of getting close to. SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,206 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Tobi's Fairy Tales by Shira Lansys reviews
Tobi decides that Deidara needs a bedtime story, despite the fact that it's not bedtime. And that Deidara doesn't want one. Rated for Hidan in some chapters. Enter this story to read How The Grinch Stole Christmas - Tobi's version! COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,615 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki - Complete
A Fallen Blossom by Daaviiee reviews
When he came back, everything went wrong. That girl took everything from her. Resorting to fleeing, Sakura encounters them, broken. Can they fix her or leave her cracked?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,233 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Is Suicide by BelovedShadow reviews
How would you describe the relationship Itachi has with Deidara? Love, Lust, and a great deal of other four-letter words seem to come close; but how will this relationship change when Sasuke comes into the picture? ItaSasuDei YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/29/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U., Deidara]
Seven Short Steps to a Typical Thanksgiving by obsidianLight16 reviews
Even these guys have a daily ritual to their holiday in giving thanks. Doesn't mean it has to be peaceful though. This dysfunctional family has some SERIOUS issues...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,233 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Fire And Ice by BelovedShadow reviews
Sasuke doesn't know how his parents died. He knows that he loves Itachi, and that was always enough. But, after learning of his parents death, and meeting Madara, will Sasuke begin to doubt Itachi's love? ItaSasu YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/26/2011 - Published: 9/16/2010 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] Madara U., Izuna U.
Ice Creams and Man Purses by Biscuit15 reviews
Spin-off of my fic "Save Us, Daddy". Tobirama orders his favorite ice cream flavor, rainbow with sprinkles, but when he doesnt get it, randomness occurs. Probably failed attempt at humor, but mainly a gift for my friend who asked for it. M for swearing
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Tobirama S., Madara U. - Complete
Playing With Fire by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke live together after Itachi kills their parents. The death of Fugaku and Mikoto never really had anything to do with he and Sasuke, but he can't forget the way they always said he looked at his brother "like something to eat" ITASASU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,657 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Mad Love by hyenateeth reviews
Deidara has just started working at the world famous Akatsuki Asylum, where he meets the Scorpion Killer, Sasori Akasuna. What does this psychopathic killer want with him? Batman based AU, yaoi, Sasodei. ON HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,932 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Deidara, Sasori
The Mockingjay and the Chameleon by Howlynn reviews
Gale is blown and Peeta is toast.There is only one person who can fix the little mockingjays broken wings.Haymitch is really a bit of a Chameleon.Love can be found in many forms. Split chapter edit, new version with extra chapters! Read This again!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 91,594 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
Wonderful by AdderFangBasiliskVenom reviews
Sakura is imprisoned and is scheduled to be executed, the younger gen and Tsunade plan an escape. She escapes and the Akatsuki give her a deal. Sorry, am terrible at Summaries and Titles, small hiatus, sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,994 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
I Didn't Know, Baby Brother by BelovedShadow reviews
Something's happening at the Uchiha Complex, that has Itachi Uchiha walking down memory lane.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,420 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Hello Angel by BelovedShadow reviews
MCR Fic. Gerard Way's life is starting to spiral out of control, will his fello bandmembers help him regain his hold on life? Will he find a new found love for Frankie Iero? Who knows? I guess you'll just have to read and find out.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,753 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/29/2010
100 MadaraXSakura themes by Skye-Tear reviews
001; "Please forgive me love! I should have let you fall instead of trying to catch you." I might actually forgive- Wait what!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sakura H., Madara U.
THE LIE by Howlynn reviews
It is the Quell, but this time Haymitch goes to the games with Katniss. What would happen if they are the last two - What would he have to do to send Katniss home? Dark - sad - no happy ending possible. for unforgivably dark action assignment
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,743 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Katniss E., Haymitch A.
Gears of War by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
"They didn't make it," Sasuke answered. "And we're not going to make it either. There are too many of them and too few of us." I can't really think of a summary. Please just read it. And ignore the title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
Horny idiots by Zetai reviews
Akatsuki are insane and Orochimaru is a freak, so Itachi and Sasuke decide to leave that crap behind and go back to Konoha together. However, in a village with too many Uchiha fans and a hokage who is quite eccentric herself, they get more than they bargained for.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 68,648 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Snap Run Grow by obsidianLight16 reviews
Akatsuki didn't care much about each other- and Deidara was no exception. But when a jutsu turns him to a child with no memory of his ninja life, the gang has to band together to set things right. Akatsuki's bound to learn a lesson they'll never forget.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 146,513 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Deidara, Akatsuki
Hi by The All Pairings reviews
Hidan annoys Kakuzu in the middle of the night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Work Withdrawal by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sequel to 'To Be Lazy' and 'Easier Said Than Done'. Kakuzu seems to have a problem with his dedication for his work. So Sasori and the others get together to help solve this issue. However...the result is a bit more than they bargained for. Modern AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,198 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu - Complete
Perfectly Flawed by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi Uchiha wasn't far from being perfect. He was perfect at everything, the perfect ninja, the perfect son... but not the perfect brother, and he never will be. The question is, can he be the perfect lover instead? ITASASU YAOI! SHOTA ALERT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,030 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.]
The Walls Have Eyes by Xianthra17 reviews
Sometimes, every hole in the house has a reason... ; ...UchihaCest... YAOI... you've been warned... :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,445 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Weeks of Waiting by obsidianLight16 reviews
Two years pass since Itachi and Deidara first meet and they're still up to no good. Or rather- Deidara is, along with the help of his newfound family. Things look to be alright at first, but now a problem concerning Itachi's missing parents comes up...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,951 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara
This Again? by Narceine reviews
Sequel to my story "Captive". When Sakura finally gets home from the Akatsuki base, her friends and team mates demand to know what happened to her. And when she tells them...Well, they get an idea. Rated T for very dirty song lyrics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Sakura H.
It's A Classic by obsidianLight16 reviews
Deidara has a BIG problem and he comes to realize that band-aids can't solve everything. Luckily he has such great friends to point it out. Modern AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Deidara, Pain/Pein - Complete
The Wits & Woes of Miss Sakura Haruno by Orange Sherbet reviews
Itachi had a kunai at my throat, Hidan had my wrists, and Deidara was sitting on my thighs. And let's not forget the fact that they were all still topless. Pakkun, I don't think we're in Konoha anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,438 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Take One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Cut scenes and unfilmed chaos... Everything that happened backstage the making of 'Week One'- from pure idiocy to wacky friendships and relations. Just what is Masashi Kishimoto supposed to do with such a crazed bunch of teens? Make it worse of course!:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,667 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Addiction by obsidianLight16 reviews
There are reasons why Akatsuki Corp. should have kept their coffee machine. There's only so much a person can take before things get out of hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Miss Vanity by Orange Sherbet reviews
Just who did that art freak think he was? How DARE he call me, the infamous Sakura Haruno, UGLY! Well, I would just have to prove his ass wrong. Sasori Akasuna, get ready to fall in love with me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Family Stuff and Being Blunt by obsidianLight16 reviews
Apparently it's not enough to just call yourself a family. The Akatsuki may sometimes act like one, but they're not seeing it. Pein needs to find a way to convince them... Well- they always did say third time's the charm.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Akatsuki, Pain/Pein - Complete
Not In The Mood by obsidianLight16 reviews
It seems that no matter his good intentions, things always go wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Deidara - Complete
Red Letters and Love Issues by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura is just your average nurse working in a hospital which just happens to have the akatsuki, Neji, and Haku. Not to mention a cute neighbor named Naruto and his best friend Sasuke. MAJOR COMEDY Your oneshot may choose the couple! Sakuboys!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,694 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Kidnapping Freaks, Nutjobs, and Crazies by Eternal Grey reviews
sequal to Babysitting Freaks, nutjobs, and crazies. Gaara and Sakura are married with an adopted kid, Shino the leader of Sakura's fanclub, hanging out with Sasuke who owns a gay bar, and series of kidnappings by random people. Drabble fun. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,885 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Kissy Face by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Sakura, why the hell are you wearing a ski mask...?" "So that Sasuke Uchiha can't kiss me." In which Sakura is paranoid, Sasuke is a lovesick fool, and Ino can read minds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unlikely Help by obsidianLight16 reviews
If there was anything Deidara and Itachi could relate to- it was having long hair. And oddly enough, it was the one thing that eased tensions between them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Friggin' Walnuts by obsidianLight16 reviews
The one time Deidara tries to be nice to Itachi- it just has to completely backfire!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Teambuilding by obsidianLight16 reviews
Pein's had enough of his members' bickering. So what else to do but make them go through some great bonding exercises?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,314 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
He Will Have No Regrets by Eternal Grey reviews
Extended Version of my oneshot. Sakura finds out at the age of six that the one she loves most will kill her when she is fifteen. When she meets Gaara, a possible suitor, she accepts him as her killer. SakuGaa GaaSaku GaaraxSakura SakuraxGaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,026 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Just Fight Already! by Sarah1281 reviews
The time has finally come for Naruto and Sasuke's final battle...well, almost. First comes Naruto's appeals to stop trying to kill everyone, Sasuke's blatant rejection of facts he doesn't like, and a bit too much fondness for arguing from them both.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,620 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Week One by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi used to live a simple life. Until Sasuke was born, Naruto became the devil spawn, and Deidara entered Konohagakure. There were some things in the world Itachi just couldn't put up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 73,598 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Movie Night Payback by obsidianLight16 reviews
A little bit of payback is in order for the fiasco at the Amusement Park. And Konan knows just the thing that makes all the men of Akatsuki squirm in fear.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Silence by obsidianLight16 reviews
They can both breathe just a little better now.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Akatsuki in their Free Time by blondebaka-chan reviews
Yet another wonderful Monday morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the Akatsuki are smashing their alarm clocks to peices...wait back up. Akatsuki fans read here! please read n review k? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,780 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
May I Take Your Order? by obsidianLight16 reviews
Trying to order a pizza in a taxi crowded with ten people was a bad idea to start with. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Akatsuki Fever by obsidianLight16 reviews
Sasori leaves a sick Deidara home at the base for the day to complete a mission on his own, trusting the others to take good care of him as fellow comrades. What a mistake! The Akatsuki is sent into chaos when a head cold and fever get way out of hand
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,329 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Akatsuki, Deidara - Complete
Beg by AdderFangBasiliskVenom reviews
The thought that entered his head next made him want to jump out the two-story window and fall to his death. But it looked like he had no alternative. Hidan must ask Sakura for help. HidaSaku, SakuraXHidan, One-Shot, edited.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Shade of Obsession by sLiCeOfLiFe reviews
A spark of flames. Uncontrolable. That's what she was. Sakura Haruno represented the spirit that was left in the village. It urked him but at the same time, he wanted to control the uncontrolable. And Madara Uchiha always got what he wanted. MadaraxSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Something Slender This Way Comes by TheRockNRollBeauty reviews
Something's stalking Alfred Jones. Something that lurks within the shadows, something that grows the more terrified he becomes. Something that reminds him of his past guilt. Slenderman!Russia, RusAme AU. Rated for noncon, gore, and general horror.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,219 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Russia, America
Happily Dying by Blue-Eyed-Hime26 reviews
One of Kakuzu's test subject gets a glimpse at the hidden wonders of Kakuzu and Hidan. In her last moments of life she witnesses true love, true horror, and true humor. Really funny! I may also write a more serious version. KakuHida and slight SasoDei.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Breaking The Rules by BelovedShadow reviews
Itachi and Sasuke were always pretty good at keeping their feelings for each other a secret from everyone. However, when brothers Madara and Izuna come babysit the boys, they learn that they're not the only ones breaking the rules...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,689 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - [Itachi U., Sasuke U.] [Madara U., Izuna U.] - Complete
At the Beginning by i am gone pals reviews
When Kakuzu's childhood friend, Sierra, dies and leaves him to take care of her little boy, Hidan, his world is changed. As Hidan grows and makes friends, Kakuzu starts realizing exactly what he's gotten himself into. AU, fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Sakura's Experience in LIFE by Poolday reviews
Based off of the original story, Sakura's Experience in Bootcamp, follow Sakura through one-shots and many crazy holiday fics! Also, you can suggest some of the chaos our poor pink haired girl can go through!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Reasons to Forbid by masruiiiik reviews
There is a reason as to why Pain forbade the Akatsuki members to have one-night-stands with prostitutes, desperate housewives and just the female population in general. The main reason being the twenty-five tiny Hidans running around. Crack! Slight yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
The Orange and Black Mask by angelgurl079 reviews
Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,996 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Can I Borrow A Dollar? by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Just a short one-shot about Kakuzu and Hidan...and an unfortunate drink machine.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Conversion Method by Raven The Zombie Slayer reviews
Tobi is a very bad boy, always causing problems for his Senpai and all. This time Hidan gets involved. Poor Deidara. I know, the summary kinda sucks. Please R&R anyway! K Thanks!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Mad by xxxsaltinexxx reviews
Deidara, a test subject at a nearby experimentation laboratory gets a new roommate. Namely, Sasori. Gore, shounen-ai, and sasodei Please read and review :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,062 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Balls Out by Orange Sherbet reviews
"So lemme get this straight-you joined Konoha High's boys soccer team to prove that girls got game, too, and now every guy on that team wants to get in your pants?" I nodded. Ino laughed, "Sakura, dear. You're screwed."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,907 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Snark Wars by TekJounin reviews
Sakura has been kidnapped by the Akatsuki. Again. Will she break this cycle or will she fall prey to the stereotypes of the genre? And why are Sasuke & Itachi wrestling? Contains Hidan, so language warnings apply.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,112 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Breaking Out by Cristal Momo Star reviews
It takes getting captured for Fang and Iggy to notice something's growing between them. A short story written on a whim. Rated M for later chapter s It'll now be more than 2 chapters so I can put some action in as requested. possible future chapters?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Fang, Iggy - Complete
Partners 2! by obsidianLight16 reviews
Itachi and Kisame's REAL relationship...is not a normal one Part Two of Partners! Series :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Arachnophobia by cOo.Me reviews
What happens when the great and fearless Akatsuki becomes face to face with a spider infestation? Will they be able to handle the situation or will they all cry like little girls? Who knows? M for our lovely Jashinist.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,547 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
uchiha family drabbles by Ginniepie reviews
some oneshots about the uchiha family, before sasuke's born, before Itachi's born, sometimes it's some AU. wartning for spankings in later chapters. rated T no pairings, except maybe Fugaku/mikoto WARNING! angst and child abuse in latest chapter! mild.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
How to Piss Off The Akatsuki by Daaviiee reviews
Sakura has joined the Akatsuki for a year now and she is getting bored. Then she stumbles upon an article 'How to Piss Off The Akatsuki'. This is going to be one hell of a fun.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,177 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Team Thirteen by PeinSaku reviews
Sequel to Letters to Sasuke. He was an Uchiha, dang it. Just because he didn't pass his Chunin Exams before leaving the village DID NOT MAKE HIM A GENIN AT AGE TWENTY-FOUR WHEN HE FINALLY RETURNED TO SAID VILLAGE. GOD. Crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Akatsuki's MisAdventures by xstar.lovex reviews
Even though the Akatsuki is known to be dangerous criminals, it's all a facade. They can't go anywhere without something bad happening. Random adventures. The Akatsuki goes to McDonald's, Orochimaru's house , and more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Akatsuki, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Secret Truth by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura joined Akatsuki to prove she was strong. Why are the other members sitting around the kitchen table talking? And what does Sakura's sex life have to do with anything?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Of Confusion and Such by Something Unnatural reviews
A group of psychotic outcast ninjas who form a team, AND MAYBE EVEN DESTROY THE WORLD! Contains bad words! WATCH OUT!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011
It's Going to Be a Long Night by Tsuki Dream reviews
Summary: The Akatsuki gang are on the city us at night, like they are every night, and everyone always gets off at the next bus stop as fast as possible, just like they do every night… Except what happens when the new girl in town doesn’t get off?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,728 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Those Awkward Years by Pied Piper 1830 reviews
A brief story about when the boy Sasuke becomes a man.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Vice Versa by Agent Malkere reviews
An accident lands Naruto and Kakashi in an alternate reality where the Akatsuki are rebel freedom fighters and Konoha is under the tyrannical reign of the Rokudaime Hokage - Iruka Umino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Living Behind a Shattered Mirror by cinder16 reviews
Deidara is under mind control by Orochimaru and is sent to destroy the Akatsuki starting with their profits and then a well planned attempt at killing Madara Uchiha himself. Can the Uchiha stop this catastrophe before Pein orders his loves end? Hard Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,727 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Deidara, Madara U. - Complete
Like a Ninja by SaccharineGray reviews
"Is that..." "I think it might be. Look at the hair." "But—but—he's wearing…a…an…" "Yeah. Hmph, Jonin… they're all off the deep end." Utter, delicious crack, nudity, bribery, and the color pink. Vague SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Every Other Day by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Itachi knew his little brother was obsessive, but this was ridiculous. AU Follows 'Under the Moonlight' 3 of 4
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki On the Go! by obsidianLight16 reviews
The Akatsuki have been slacking off lately and it's beginning to affect them all. When Pein decides to take them out for a vacation he has no idea what he's in for. Members who don't get along and obstacles in his way- this is bound to be an abnormal trip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,531 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Akatsuki
Potential Employee by Orange Sherbet reviews
"Well, I like little boys, long walks on the beach, evil plots, un-happy endings, the movie 'Jaws', and little boys. Especially little boys." In which Orochimaru has a job interview with the Akatsuki. WARNING: CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Pain/Pein, Orochimaru - Complete
Under the Moonlight by TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba reviews
Sasuke always knew his sensei was odd and had odd hobbies. He just never really thought the man spied on them. 2 of 4
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,007 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
CPR by Traumaddict reviews
Sakura's decision to attend CPR lessons grasps the attention of her boyfriend, Itachi, whom knows no bounds to prevent her from completing that course.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
After by whitetyger123 reviews
One horrible event causes the lives of two unwilling men to become twisted together. Written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. AU rated M for swearing, and angry sex between men. Don't read if you don't like.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,099 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Cuba, America
10 Reasons Why Orochimaru Is a Pedophile by 1Tokyogirl11 reviews
Everyone knows it-they believe it. They just need evidence to prove-THAT OROCHIMARU IS A PEDOPHILE! Crack-fic/Parody/spoilers/CRACK-FIC! PARODY! I DO NOT REALLY THINK OROCHIMARU IS A PEDOPHILE, THIS WAS JUST SOMETHING I HAD TO WRITE ON A DARE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Orochimaru
The Collision Of Your Kiss by BelovedShadow reviews
MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE FIC: Frankie Iero has always had feelings for Gerard Way, when Gee accidently initiates something sexual with Frank, will it allow him to finally reveal his feelings? FRERARD YAOI BOYXBOY SEX pretty much PWP...
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Speeding Lies by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura goes for a ride in Hidan's car. The cops show up and hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Pop! Goes Itachi! by Scarlet-Songstress reviews
Oh yes...someone was going to die. Crack.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Insatiable by Ita-ta reviews
That night he was not a good boy. 20 Men. TobiSaku/MadaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
Pedophile by smallwoodlandplant reviews
When an 18 year old boy get's a crush on a 12 year old girl. :A short ItaSaku drabble: :Multi-Chapter Story Pedophile: Crossing Boundaries - Finally Published
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Akatsuki Alphabet by AngelWingsAndSatansPitchfork reviews
Ever wondered what the Akatsuki do when they're not on missions? Twenty six different tales in alphabet form to tell you how they pass the time and raise extra cash.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 8/25/2009
Helmet Hair by mutemockingjay reviews
Private First Class Dick Simmons was good at a lot of things, including list making. Too bad he can't make a decision or a list when it comes to a certain orange armored Private...
Red vs. Blue - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Cherry Blossom Madness by chocolatgurlo reviews
His mission was to find and capture a certain pink-haired girl. She was going to go mad. Th-this unpredictable weird guy was just so unnerving! And what is behind that mask of his! TobixSakura Pls R&R M for Later chaps. Update Chapter 3!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Obito U./Tobi, Sakura H.
Itachi Didn't Approve by Funk Coffin reviews
Sasuke is going to prom with Ino. Itachi doesn't like that one bit, but there really isn't anything he can do. Uchihacest, ItaSasu, but not too hard for once. Eh, M for the incest-ness and some language...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,672 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Rare Fluff by YaoiPhox reviews
Based on a pic of mine on dA. This couple seems a bit lacking in the fluff, no? Well, one fateful day, Hidan is gone but a child is left in his place. What will Kakuzu do to bring his partner back to proper age? Rated for Language... Yaoi is involved.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
End It All by DupesClause reviews
What could be worse than dieing? How about being kept alive, alone and in pain, when knowing life would be better without you?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Zetsu - Complete
Thursday Nights in the Sound Village by Llama Queen Katie reviews
Takes place in between the first series and Shippuden, just shortly after Sasuke joins Orochimaru. Sasuke gets a mysterious invitation one night, and goes to witness a very peculiar scene...WARNING: Orochi is quite OOC in this. Rated for suggestiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Do You Hate Me? by catastrophic-art reviews
Kakuzu realizes that his actions towards Hidan may be even more extensive than he originally realizes. Please read, I have no talent with summaries! D: KakuHidan, KakuzuxHidan, YAOI, but NO lemon! Just some fluff. Rated T for language. :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Kakuzu, Hidan
Sasuke's Worst Nightmare by KDN's Notepad reviews
*One-Shot* What happens when Orochimaru finally tells Sasuke the truth? How does Sasuke react? This story isn't necessarily a yaoi story, but it seems like it... I guess I only wrote this because I hate Sasuke and like messing him up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
KakuHida: Healing Touch by Shadowfell242 reviews
When Hidan can't sleep, it's up to Kuzu to comfort him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Fall of a Hero by whitetyger123 reviews
Post Cold War: What would have happened to America and the world if Russia won. Rated M for hardcore yaoi, BDSM, language, violence, gore and historical inaccuracy Role play by whitetyger123 and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 127,818 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
Rape Isn't About Sex by whitetyger123 reviews
A story we wrote for kabutochan because she was the 400th reviewer for Fall of a Hero. RP, written by me and schoolgirl-cheesesculpture. Warnings: Rape, sex, man on man, language and adult themes. Russia/Prussia, one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Russia, Prussia - Complete
Obsessive by Delicate Desires reviews
It's a similar jutsu to the one I usually use. You know, the one where my skin changes color and I look totally bad ass? You must've heard about it before. It's like that, except you only feel the pain. Hidan x Sakura twoshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/1/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
1 x 3 by alter mind reviews
Final Chapter UP. AU. As a teenage prostitute, Sakura thought that she had seen the worst of lives and sex, but that was before an unfortunate meeting with 2 twisted students and 1 psychotic teacher. VERY heavy lemon. SakuraxSasukexSaixSasori
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 33,341 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/26/2009 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
I'd do anything by Anthraxy reviews
Madara learns the hard way that Zetsu would do anything for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Madara U., Zetsu - Complete
ChildHood Is Calling by Bubonicc reviews
Kakuzu Has found a new Bounty...Turns out the Bounty is only 6 years old and named Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/27/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
What She Needs by Kaze and Kiba reviews
He was supposed to be helping her out, just doing her a favor. When did he start needing it so badly? Being a good sensei turns into more than he had planned. Kakashi/Sakura Friendship, humor, and a little romance. Mild language T.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Firsts by hyenateeth reviews
Various first events between Kakuzu and Hidan. AU. Angsty. Probably not what you'd expect from a series of firsts. Some KakuHida. Focus greatly on Hidan. Now a possible series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,308 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,481 - Follows: 214 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Glasgow Smile by hyenateeth reviews
Smile for me baby. Eventual KakuHida, very dark. Now rated M. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,910 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Death Fail by Arzosah reviews
Sometimes you're immortal, and sometimes you have no excuse. Akatsuki crack. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hidan, Akatsuki - Complete
Food poisoning by Tiro reviews
Kakuzu gets food poisoning, and apparently that makes him incapable of doing anything… at all. Slightly OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Eviler Than You by Ai Usagi reviews
Itatchi is eviler than Orochimaru! Hilarious! Poor Orochimaru! LOL! XD! NOT BASED ON COMIC! Story is complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 494 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
Nothing to Lose by hyenateeth reviews
Do you think your impending death can wait a bit so we can get some coffee?" "Are you asking me out?" ItaHida, yaoi, profanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Hidan, Itachi U.
Naruto Crackfics by sweetthings8 reviews
Naruto characters tell of the funniest thing to ever happen to them! Tobi and Naruto up now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,789 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Pain/Pein - Complete
Itachi's problems by Zetai reviews
They're dangerous, they're evil, and they don't know what mercy is, yet some idiot decided they could maybe... change? See what happens when you have a bunch of crazy people and you try to make them talk about their problems.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
A mysterious girl? who could it be? by Kagome-Loves-Kouga reviews
okay, a mysterious figure, Sasuke FINALLY getting his butt hauled back to Konoha, Orochimaru being a pedophile, and Kabuto acting like a total dunce. mysterious girl revealed! also, VERY FUNNY. read/rev./put on ur alert! it's good! Saku is strong!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 53,570 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Sakura H.
Nushi o Naraku by Kerink reviews
Hidan feels he and Kakuzu should be more than just partners. KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,189 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Why they Swear by Anime Khat reviews
Mpreg, crackafic. Kisame discovers why Itachi seems to be gaining weight. The entirety of the Akatsuki learn to never leave any form of child with Hidan for any given point of time. Deidara understands why any woman would want to strangle her partner...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,518 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H.
Nymph by SilverShine reviews
To her it is as natural as breathing. She wouldn't know how to keep men from adoring her, even if she tried. KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,412 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Don't Read This by diosa psycho reviews
Plainly idiotic, crack Fic, also inspired in dude where's my car, consider yourself warned and don't complain to me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Scarred Past by BrightBrightWorld reviews
Even since that fateful day, Kakuzu has made sure he never got close to anyone, afraid of more rejection, hiding behind his mask. Hidan is sick of guessing and decides to ask him straight out. Slight KakuHida
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
The Paper Crane Confession by trufflesque reviews
It all started with a routine physical examination. Eventual KakaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,384 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 7/21/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Of poems and anecdotes
Short funny,cute, or interesting stories for each Akatsuki member
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,936 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Akatsuki