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Joined 09-15-02, id: 268210, Profile Updated: 10-28-08
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, and School of Rock.

Name: Chikin Wang

DOB: 10/17/1989

Type of Nerdfighting: Children's literature & quote taking nerdfighter

Occupation: Professional Pretzel Twister

Super hero alias: Pretzel Princess

Super power: saving the world from world hunger with pretzels AND preventing childhood obesity with her mad DDR skills.

Affiliated with: The Grammar Samurai, protector of the Grammar Goddess and the Grammar Falcon.

Archnemesis: The Bunny Baroness

Please note that the following were not meant to be offensive in any way or form; they were just a bunch of quotes that Chikin Wang compiled in hopes of (a) mocking the present day society and/or (b) illustrate the
true goings-on of a typical American high school student.

Quote of the Week:

Feb. 17 - Feb. 23
About Hillary Clinton:
Jess: Does she scare you?
Kristian: Yeah. She definitely wears the pants in that marriage--with a tux--and a top hat

Feb. 10 - Feb. 16
Nicole: I'm gonna start a riot.
Jess: Yeah, 'coz we totally have pitchforks and...stuff.
Nicole: Torches...
Jess: I dunno, it's just not a riot without pitchforks.
Nicole: Um...yeah, if you're rioting in 1847.

Feb. 3 - Feb. 9
Mrs. Norris: The remark I heard this morning was, "Well it's easier than calculus," and I'm like, Well what the hell isn't?

Jan. 27 - Feb. 2
Matt Potter: My favorite dinosaur was the triceratop.
Kristian: Mine was Barney.

Jan. 20 - Jan. 26
Laurali: Kristian, I have to tell you something...
Kristian: Uh-huh?
Laurali: I got into VCU
Kristian: WHAT?
Laurali: (louder) I got into VCU.
Kristian: I could of sworn you said you got a VCR...

Jan. 13 - Jan. 19
Ashley: What was that song by...those people?
Nicole: (sarcastically) Wow, could you be any more vague?

Jan. 6 - Jan. 12
About writing essays for AP Psych:
Jess: Yeah, Mr. Denson was like, "Don't write it like an English essay," so I was like, "Write it like a Chinese essay?"
Katie: I'll write mine as a German essay.
Jess: And turn it in.
Katie: (knowledgeably) Yes, I was channeling Freud...

Dec. 16 - Dec. 22
About dementors
Katie: Jess, here's a Harry Potter question for you: do dementors poop?
Jess: Well, they can mate, so i guess so...
Kristian: (imitates a dementor) Oh, yeah, I'm a dementor and I poop out souls. Hey, Marie Antoinette, get back in here (sucks in air).

Nov. 18 - Nov. 24
About the
Adventures of Huckleberry Finn:
: Was I the only one that was disturbed by Jim and Huck going down the river completely naked? Like a floating nudist colony?

Nov. 11 - Nov. 17
About driving:
: Mom, am I a bad driver?
: (nods)
: Nuh-uh! I bet you were a worse driver when you started. (turns to Jess) I bet she drove the car through cornfields.
: There were no cornfields.
: (without missing a beat) I bet she drove it through rice paddies.

Nov. 4 - Nov. 10
Mrs. Golden's analogy for semi-colons:
Mrs. Golden
: So I drive down my court and I see that there aren't any cars around, so I come to an almost stop at the stop sign and then go. We call it a California stop.
: What court?
Mrs. Golden
: (slowly) I...I would never tell you that. (pauses) My court is in Kentucky. I commute everyday. I drive fast.
: So, not only does she run stop signs, but she also speeds...

Oct. 28 - Nov. 3
About Hagrid's parents:
: So, Hagrid's parents. How do you think...?
: Well, I dunno, it'd probably be harder the other way around...unless the woman did a lot of Yoga...

May 6 - May 12
In AP Euro class the day before the exam:
Mrs. Baldwin
: Don't eat a huge breakfast with loads of carbohydrates because it'll make you sleepy.
: So much for that chocolate chip pancake idea, Wil...
Mrs. Baldwin
: No, you can eat some, but not a lot.
: Aw, man...I was gonna have a contest...

Apr. 29 - May 5
When Ashley donned her eight foot long timeline like a Miss America sash:
: (sings) There she is, Miss AP Euro...There she is, your ideal...The dreams of a million nerds...

About Jess's persuasive project on prosecution of pedophiles:
: I couldn't put some details into my report because it wasn't rated G.
: (whose topic was on the insanity plea of serial killers) Um, are serial killers G-rated? I don't think so.
: When was the last time you saw a G-rated pornography?
: Are there G-rated pornographies?
: If they are fully clothed kids holding hands. You know, inuendos.

Dec. 31 - Jan. 6
Just a typical day in 10th grade health...:
: Oh my God.
: Oh my God.
: I say "Oh my wand"...
: (horrified) Oh Merlin...
: I don't say that 'coz people look at me funny.
: And they don't when you say "oh my wand"!
: You know, "oh my wand" sounds like Obi-Wan.
Nicole and Jess
: O_o''

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Divergence by Stealth Noodle reviews
One year after the defeat of Lavos, Lucca discovers that not all of the changes she and her friends made to history were beneficial. And trying to set things right is going to cost her more than she ever imagined. WIP
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,470 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Frog, Lucca, Marle
Aphrodisiac by Inconnu reviews
SORATO "Thanks for the ride, Womanizer." "No problem, Ice Queen." After high school rumors fade, Sora and Yamato can't deny the facts that there's something more than bitter resentment between them. "Just admit it, you fell for her. Again."
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt
Why me? by silver-moon-sapphire-sky reviews
Atemu is having a jealousy problem, because Tea is going out with another guy. But why is he jealous? and what effect will this have on the fate of the world? Atemu x Tea COMPLETE
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,536 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/21/2007 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Anzu M./Tea G., Atem - Complete
Way Over My Head by Trmpetplaya1 reviews
A certain Li Syaoran has a problem. He can't seem to tell the girl he likes that he likes her. Chances are getting slim. And his time is running out. Especially after he gets a message in the form of a visitor from Hong Kong. [SS]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,817 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 12/26/2000
The DigiAnecdote Collection by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
A collection of very short, relatively humourous stories concerning the Digidestined and their partners, families, friends, and lives in general. NEW: Davis has an idea, and surprisingly, Ken really, really likes it.
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 20,681 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 9/2/2004
The Great Egg Hunt by Inconnu reviews
[SORATO] Sora and Yamato, coworkers and best friends are paired together for the company’s annual Easter egg hunt. This year, the employees have decided to play matchmaker and a pair of handcuffs come into play... [ONE SHOT]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Forbidden Hearts by Inconnu reviews
[SORATO] Sora Takenouchi wasn't prepared for falling for a blond, blue eyed prince or the twists in her path that it would bring. She soon learns that in the end, Fate always gets her way... wicked stepfamily or not. [COMPLETE]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,010 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/25/2005 - Published: 1/19/2005 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life by Delphina Evans reviews
Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs proudly present...8 Ways To Ruin Your Daughter's Love Life. You have been warned. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Farewell, Professor McGonagall by Cyrano de Tucson reviews
After her retirement, Professor McGonagall looks back on her life, and on her career at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,671 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Minerva M.
The Ice Storm by Mewgia Mirrorcoat reviews
Games of Spit! Radioactive chicken! Video games! Charades! Izzy is OOC! What could possibly be the cause of all this madness? An ice storm trapping everyone in different places, of course! (Chapter 2 up)
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,783 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 10/17/2004
Hospital Love by AllDayIDreamAboutFics reviews
Summary: Tea's after-school volunteer hospital job is turned upside-down when a certain CEO is admitted under her care...SetoXTea Under construction.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,780 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/15/2005 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Anzu M./Tea G., S. Kaiba
Seven Days by Inconnu reviews
[TAIORA] In a turn of events, Sora and Tai, both at the age of 21, end up living together in the same house for seven days. Can Sora keep herself from falling for the chocolate haired man? Or will Tai charm his way into her heart once more. [COMPLETE]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,458 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Sora T., Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
Ishida High by Inconnu reviews
[SORATO] On her first day at Ishida High, Sora meets a guy that she just can’t understand. His smile gives her butterflies, and she finds herself blushing constantly in front of him... [COMPLETE]
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 86,306 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Sora T., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Stupidity by Rhianwen reviews
[Chapter 5 uploaded!] A parody of "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." The creature from the chamber has a very different effect on the Muggle-borns... Warning: Rhianwen has a severe and incurable RonHermione bias. Exercise extreme caution.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,427 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2004 - Published: 12/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Strangled in a Net of Lies by Trance GimmeCat reviews
“There is a trollop in the air. A trollop who divests my husband of his marriage vows, then attempts to cleanse her damned soul in the fruity balm of lemon.” Established Crono/Marle (married), possible later Magus/Lucca. Lots of random property damage
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,767 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 11/21/2002
A Traveler's Guide to Survival on Death Peak by Rhianwen reviews
Robo, Frog, and Lucca brave Death Peak to bring back their fallen comrade, and learn some hard lessons about the proper techniques involved in surviving the harsh climate. Fic is effectively dead. RIP, WIP.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/1/2004 - Published: 7/25/2003
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For Teddy reviews
[Complete] The last battle, the final stand against everything that the Order had fought against since its formation. Tonks, worried about Lupin, seeks him on the darkest night of their lives. [DH SPOILERS!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Picture Perfect reviews
Harry, while cleaning out the attic, finds an old photo album from the days of the second war. He presents it to Ron, Hermione, and Ginny at Hermione's birthday party. Join the trio and Ginny as they journey down memory lane and visit the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007
Pyromaniac reviews
[Complete] Freddy has always been the typical boy with ADD, but before joining up with his band, he led a dark life of soot and lighter fluid... The chonicles of a former pyromaniac turned drummer.
School of Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,944 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Complete
Ron Weasley and the Christmas Feast
[Complete] It's yet another Christmas and the Golden Trio and Ginny help Mrs. Weasley prepare the holiday dinner. Ron's stomach soon takes over the storyline of the fic and disaster strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
His Metamorphmagus reviews
[Complete] He's a werewolf struggling to live a normal life. She's a clumsy metamorphmagus with a happy disposition. It all started out at the Leaky Cauldron on a bright summer day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,650 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Leprechauns Attack at Dawn reviews
[Complete] Harry has always disliked St. Patrick's Day. Can Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and the Weasley twins change this? And what exactly is a Seamrog Consanta?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
How She Came To Be reviews
[Complete] It's barely a month into the school year and Hermione explodes because Ron was being Ron. A series of flashbacks of what happened to make her become the girl that she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,056 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2005 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Chance of a Lifetime reviews
[Complete] Dewey is ninety eight and kinda sorta dying. Not really...but just go with it, okay? He thinks back to the time that the band broke up...[one shot][songfic]
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Complete
Tomika: Then and Now reviews
[Complete] It's tenth grade and Tomika's evil English teacher has assigned a term paper about an event that changed her life. It's kinda predictable, but, oh, well...READ AND REVIEW...please?
School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
View From Heaven reviews
[Complete] It's the summer after Sirius died and Harry's having trouble adjusting to life without his godfather. It's my first songfic, so please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/4/2003 - Harry P. - Complete