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Joined 01-01-11, id: 2682709, Profile Updated: 04-07-12
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Trigun, Warriors, Pokémon, and Death Note.


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If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass Courtz.babee, Henea-Chan, Kitsunegirl693, inuyashaxkagome4evr,

Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
With a 'death bomb Bang! Boom!

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!!

If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile.

If you wish you can enter the world of ANIME and make differences in that world, copy this.

If you have a crush on an anime character that not many people pay attention to copy this to your profile. (GAARA!!!)

If you have ever tried alchemy by clapping your hands and hitting the ground, copy this and paste it on you're profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against animal testing, then shout it loud, dammit!

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts) Kit-Kat Punk-lover (I'm in love with Gaara, Near, Envy and Beyond! Hahaha Strangest characters I know!!) orochimarusbadgirl(... Orochimaru-sama, Mello, Edward Cullen, Hinata, Misa-Misa-chan, and...i hate to admit, sasuke uchiha.),xNatexRiverx(Kiba,Yuki,Tobi,Deidara,Near,L.) xMihaelxJeevasx(Matt,Mello,L,BB,Sabastian,Pein,Gaara,Itachi,Sasuke,Hayate), Shinka-chan (Gaara-kun, Wrath, Envy, Lee, Chopper, Sesshoumaru, L and gasp Sasuke), Deidara-kunisMine (Deidara, Lee, Neji, Itachi, Garra, Snape, Zuko, Zero, Hidan, L, Pein!), XxXDeidara_lverXxX (Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, L, Edward Elric, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, Hidan, Itachi, Pein, DEIDARA!!), Won-ton wolf ( sasori, deidara, naruto), icyprincess1 (Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Sasori, Pein, Tobi, Zero, Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, Naraku, Satoshi, Daisuke, Dark, and Krad), Marshmellowtime (Ikuto, Nadeshiko, Iggy, Gaara, Naruto, Minato, Itachi, Sasori, Pein, Sasuke, Kakashi, Obito, Zero, Genma, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Neji, Shikamaru, Kiba, and Hikaru.), inuyashaxkagome4evr (Gaara, Scar, Kiba, L, Envy, Sasori, Deidara)

Favorite Sport: Does sitting around and watching anime count?

Likes: Strategy, fighting, action movies, sleeping, Pokemon, Naruto, etc., cookies, reading, drawing, science, Phoenix Wright...the list can go on and on...

Favorite Drink: any form of soda

Dreams: for every anime I've watched to be real

Favorite Movie: WAAAAY too many to name right now... (Matrix, Patriot, Sign, etc.)

Special Talent: can make any one pissed off at me in less than 10 seconds.

Favorite Food: Pocky, ramen, Reeses, sushi, curry, tempura, anything japanese

Skill: weirdest dreams, can fight very well (in my opinion, of course)

Color: black and red

Favorite Hobby: reading, writing, drawing, anything to get inspiration for my fanfics

Value: Loyalty, honor, friendship, strength

Favorite Pastime: Reading, writing, drawing

Wants: for Naruto to be with Sasuke~~

Favorite Animal: foxes, wolves, ravens

Your family-Naruto style!

Mother- Hm...most Naruto people don't have parents...(well they do, but it's just not shown)...I'd go with Konan ^_^ She is awesome, talented at origami (I can learn from her!) and is just downright awesome.

Father- Sasori!! I'd love to have him as my dad!! That'd explain why i don't have feelings (actually I do, but just a teeny bit)

Older brother-I would LOVE to have Gaara as me bro! Sooo cute!!! And he'd kill anyone who teases me ^_^ Hopefully...

Younger brother-Naruto? He's cute ^_^, in his own immature way.

Older Sister- Temari. Definitely.

Younger Sister- Tenten! She is an awesome weapons master kinda gal.

Best Friend- Sasuke! (Sorry Sasuke haters...) I would tease him ALL the time. And push him into rivers. And stalk him (LOL)

Worst Enemy- Kabuto...that stupid fucking traitor...

Lover- Hm...well, I have Gaara and Sasori in my family already... (I wish I had red hair like them T.T) I'd go with Deidara! He's cute, funny, and I love his un's!!

Write down your twelve favorite Naruto characters and then answer the questions below.

1. Gaara

2. Naruto

3. Suigetsu

4. Sasori

5. Temari

6. Kiba

7. Shikamaru

8. Hinata

9. Kankuro

10. Sasuke

11. Sakura

12. Ino

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?- (Kiba/Sakura)


2) Do you think four is hot? How hot- (Sasori)

Pretty hot :) But Gaara's hotter

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?- (Hinata/Ino)

Is that possible??

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?- (Kankuro)

Yup, but there were other characters involved.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?- (Naruto/Kiba)

Not really...fox and dog...bitch fights... :D

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?- (Temari/Kankuro; Temari/Sasuke)

Temari/Sasuke. I don't think they'd ever meet as lovers, but better than TemaKank (cuz incest's kinda...weird)

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?- (Shikamaru, Naruto/Ino)

Shikamaru:…What are you doing?! *alarmed*...wait, nevermind, it's Ino, not Temari (phew)

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic- (Suigetsu/Sasuke)

In the time of war, Sasuke, the last Uchiha, found Suigetsu, a Mist outcast. Together they face the challenges of life… (Hey, sounds pretty cool!)

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?- (Gaara/Hinata)

Yeah…but doesn’t mean I have to like it…

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.-(Shikamaru/Ino)

Lost and Found

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?- (Sasori/Gaara)

Deh...Hm...They're fighting over Naruto, but then they realize that they have fallen in love with each other, etc. I think you can imagine the next parts. -_-

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three hentai?- (Suigetsu)

Friends list? Nope. Besides, none of my friends are mentally disturbed, unlike me.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?-(Sakura)

Nope, look above. But I do! cuz she's easy to draw :)

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?- (Naruto/Sasori/Temari)

ditto (and no. They're not into yaoi, or threeways)

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?- (Sasuke)

"..." (hey, he's a man of few words. or no words...)

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?- (Hinata)

All Star by Smash Mouth

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?- (Gaara/Kiba/Ino)

Hm...Extreme bloodiness, bitchiness, and fangirl-iness

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?- (Sasuke/Naruto)

Hm...well, Sasuke doesn't express himself much, except for hatred...but I do love this pairing! (i just have no romance skills)

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?- (Sakura, Naruto/Hinata)

Sakura: Wow! Finally! I can get Naruto off of my shoulders and focus on Sasuke! Sasuke~

20) How emo is Seven?- (Shikamaru)

Not at all

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?- (Gaara/Sasori, over Naruto)

Gaara: Hands off of my man! He's MINE, cause I saw him first! (no, he's just your first friend, not your lover!)
Sasori: Hah! I bet he can't even remember who you are! Besides, you're gonna get killed in a couple episodes!(Haha lol)
Gaara: Ever heard of something called revival? And you die too, anyways!
Sasori: I'm a puppet! Art is eternal!!
*Naruto cannot tell the difference between these two red heads cuz he's a dunce :D*

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?- (Kiba)

Not much different…all the Inuzaka clan look the same

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?- (Gaara/Naruto)

Red head with whiskers!!

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?- (Temari)


25) Would One and Four be better as siblings or lovers?- (Gaara/Sasori)

Sibs…I mean, they even look alike!! Two puppet bros :D Super Puppet Bros! (Super Mario Bros)


1. Gaara
2. Naruto
3. Suigetsu
4. Sasori
5. Temari
6. Kiba
7. Shikamaru
8. Hinata
9. Kankuro
10. Sasuke

Then answer the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? (Gaara)
What do you want? Oh wait, nevermind, you don't sleep huh...wanna talk with me the entire night~ *flirt flirt*

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? (Suigetsu)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow? (Sasori/Kankuro)
Nice joke, dude.

Number 5 cooked you dinner? (Temari)
Thanks! *patiently waits for food to get ready*

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? (Kiba)
Me: Hey, where's Akamaru?
Kiba: *wakes up* WHAT?! Crap, he must've left while I was asleep...

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? (Shikamaru)
He got the brains in the family. And NO WONDER I'M SO STUPID! He stole me brains! BRAINSS...

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow? (Hinata)
Sigh...Hinata, you're cases of fainting in front of Naruto shows that you love him...this is already your 8th visit today...

Number 9 made fun of your friends? (Kankuro)
At least I have real friends...not puppets

Number 10 ignored you all the time? (Sasuke)
Yeah right. He's not going to ignore me. I'd be ignoring him!

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? (Gaara)
Hopefully kill them with sand...

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to broke your leg. What does 2 do? (Naruto)
Look for Tsunade?

It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? (Suigetsu)
I hope he gives me Samehada!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? (Sasori)
Gather all his puppets and leave me alone T.T

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? (Temari)
Hopefully, she comforts me...not that I expect it

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction. (Sasuke/Gaara)
Hm...if I DO marry him, I'd have a couple million rabid fangirls from around the world after me. But I'd refuse his proposal and go marry Gaara instead o///o And we'd live happily ever after.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? (Shikamaru)
He'll probably tell me how love is like shoji, you need to move your pieces correctly, and have a strategy to win.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? (Kankuro)
He won't...

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? (Sasuke)
Glare at me, ask me what I'm laughing about, then leave (I know a guy like Sasuke at school...Long story short, we don't talk much, but when we do, we can't stop :D)

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? (Gaara)
o///o...I have dreamed about him...I kissed him that last time I dreamed about him...Reason is probably because he's hot...duh

Number 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. (Naruto/Kankuro)
Naruto...He's 100 miles out in the desert...get some common sense...

You're dating 3 and he introduces you to her parents. Would you get along? (Suigetsu)
His parents are alive???

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? (Sasori/Kankuro)
Now that I understand...but...yaoi...between them?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? (Temari/Kiba)

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do? (Kiba)
...Kiba. A PLAYER. REALLY. Well it is possible but... *shrugs*

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? (Shikamaru)
Look at me again and I'll stab a kunai through your heart.

Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell her? (Hinata)
Giving up on Naruto eh? DON'T. He NEEDS you. (Although he might need Sasuke more!~)

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what? (Kankuro)
Stop being a player, I hate guys like that

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react? (Sasuke/Gaara)
Sasuke! I didn't know you were interested in men! And get your hands off of my man! *starts beating him up* And Gaara...*looks sweetly at him* If this was your idea, I'm telling all of Suna what you just did.

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking? (Suigetsu/Sasori)
...Hopefully talking about Akatsuki plans...not sex...

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates? (Gaara/Kiba)

Would 2 trust 5? (Naruto/Temari)
Of course

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? (Sasori/Sasuke)
Sasori and Sasuke start an Akatsuki war.

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? (Temari/Gaara)
Is that possible? I mean, Gaara is an ultimate weapon...I don't think he needs schooling. Besides, Temari is like an A+ student.

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make? (Kiba/Suigetsu)
Some kinda shit I don't wanna touch

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job? (Shikamaru/Kankuro)
Mystery movies with puppets..

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay? (Hinata/Temari)
Fine by me.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy? (Kankuro/Kiba)
I wonder what she looks like...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? (Kankuro/Sasuke)

1 accidentally kicked 10? (Gaara/Sasuke)
Fight to the death!!

2 sent a message to her/his Bf/Gf but 9 got it what would happen? (Naruto/Kankuro)
Who's Sakura and Hinata?

5 and 6 did a workout together? (Temari/Kiba)
I guess they'll just talk..

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday? (Kiba)

7 won the lottery? (Shikamaru)
No shit, I'd be surprised if he didn't

8 had quite a big secret? (Hinata)
Everyone knows you want to be with Naruto!

9 became a singer? (Kankuro)

10 got a daughter? (Sasuke)
They tied you up, didn't they...I feel sorry for you...but hey, I'll take her off of your hands! For a hundred bucks a day ;)

What would 1 think of 2? (Gaara/Naruto)
Gaara admires Naruto's teachings

How would 3 greet 4? (Suigetsu/Sasori)
"Hey there, you, the Akatsuki puppet!"

What would 4 envy about 5? (Sasori/Temari)
Her hotness?

What dream would 5 have about 6? (Temari/Kiba)
Um...her beating him up?

What do 6 and 7 have in common? (Kiba/Shikamaru)
They're both boys...think that's it?

What would make 7 angry at 8? (Shikamaru/Hinata)
Hinata using the Byakugan to win against Shika in shoji

Where would 8 meet 9? (Hinata/Kankuro)
In the sand village?

What would 9 never dare to tell 10? (Kankuro/Sasuke)
"Are you going out with Naruto?"

What would make 10 scared of 1? (Sasuke/Gaara)
Gaara making a sand statue of Itachi that talks...

Is 3 Gay? (Suigetsu)
Nope, I think

How do you feel right now?
I feel like dreaming about Gaara...o///o

Well this just wasted 10 minutes of your life...

10 minutes...THAT'S IT!? Feels like 100!


are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

1) Who is your favorite character(s)? Gaara and Suigetsu
2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)? GaaraxMe :D
3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? yaoi
4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? um no... I wanna though
5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise. Don't have money...T.T
6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? YES!!!
7) NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina
8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru
9) Which team is your favorite? Team Baki
10) Do you support the Obito theory?
obito theory?? what's that...
11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory? Duh
12) Your favorite Akatsuki member? Sasori and Deidara
13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? ANTI-SASUKE!! Unless he's with Naruto...
14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YUP
15) Have you read all the chapters so far? YES
16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Nope
17) Sub or dub?
18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?
20) Do you even know who Tobi is? yes
22) Which character would be the best cross dresser? Haku.
23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome? weird
24) Which character would be the best OOC?
25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions? No shit duh
26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?
stare is that really nessesary? Yes I do, I just don't have them all up yet
27) Do you like lemons? Not answering that for my own safety
28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? no
29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series? nope, never will
30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes? YES!!! They are awesome, and have teached me a bunch of music.
31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto? not yet
32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?
Yes...I was drawing Deidara...
33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'What in the world is this?
My teachers don't care.
34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades? life, yes, grades, no
35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I was broke afore that
36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Haha kinda
37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way
38) Do you draw Naruto fan art? yep.
39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?
I HATE SASUKE!! His hair is a chicken's butt... how could you think that's sexy? And he's gay! lol
40) Do you have a Naruto OC? Sazuko, Ryu, Hirako, Mitsuchi, and more to come
41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Yes
42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who? Sakura, but with dark brown hair. so kinda like matsuri

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile.

If you have more friends of the opposite gender than friends of your same gender, copy and paster this onto your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are).

I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMACAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm AISAN so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHIEST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRATE, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.


I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.


I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.


I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.


I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics or MANGA, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.


I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.


I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.


I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.


I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pervert.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a dork or nerd

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

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1) What was the first anime/manga you've ever seen/read? Probably Pokemon or Yugioh (for one episode), the most official one I watched is Inuyasha

2) What is your favorite anime/manga hands down? Naruto

3) How about the worst? Death Note (sorry, I just can't stand Ryuk!)

4) Who's your anime crush (if you have one)? GAARA!!!! he's sooo cute

5) What's your favorite anime opening? Hero's Come Back from Naruto

6) Do you support any relationships in the animes/mangas you watch/read? If so, which is your favorite? Hm...I like NaruHina, KibaHina, SasuNaru, GaaNaru, KankSaku, ShikaTema, ShikaIno, GaaSaku, KakaIru, NaruSaku, SasoDei, SasoSaku. I like KibaHina the best

7) Do you prefer anime or manga? I just get whichever I can so I don't really give a damn

8) Okay, I'm giving you permission to bring one anime character back to life who's died in their show. Who's it gonna be? I'd choose Gaara, but he came back to life already so...I'll choose Deidara...but he comes back anyways...everyone all comes back to life so...yeah.

9) When one life is born, another one ends. Pick a character you'd want to see dead. Kabuto..that son of a bitch

10) Do you like animes with a "happily ever after" ending, or do you like them filled with angst and bittersweetness? Um... I'd rather see 'happily ever after'

11) Which anime character can you relate to the most? Probably Sakura, since I snap easily, but I'm really nice to my friends (kinda). I can get very pissed off, very easily, so don't mess with me. Oh, and I'm really strong.

12) If I picked you up and dropped you in an anime, would you be the hero, the villain, the unsuspecting victim, or the annoying character everyone wants gone? Definitely the annoying character that no one gives a damn about :D

13) From a scale of 1 to 10...how much of an Anime Freak are you? Nine. I love anime, but I don't have time to watch it often!!!

~~If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.~~


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
(I like dogs more XD but I like cats too)
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Unless I'm the one who got hurt.)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (You have NO IDEA how true this statement is.)

Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. (when I was 5 XD)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

You love to play fight (One of my hobbies...I like to wrestle! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! XD)



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Eww! HATE SHOPPING! walking around carrying all those bags! Those people screaming and yelling, getting all bitchy just because they don't have a shirt they wanted in the right size...-shudder-)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black. (I love wearing black!)
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (Less than three actually!)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can. (Gross!)
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. (Perfume irritates me...Alot! The smell makes my head hurt...even if it smells good..)
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I did play with dolls once, but I'd usually rip off their heads...
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 3

Yay :D I'm more boy than girl! Although I am a girl...gender change? jk jk

The Stupid Test! heehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

() Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.


() You have run into a tree.

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

() You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

() Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (AGH! THATS MEAN! but funny)

(x) People have called you slow.

~total so far=9~

() You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

() You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

~total so far= 11~

() Sometimes you just stop thinking

() You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 13~

() You have eaten a bug.

() You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 15~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will

(x) You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 19~


1. Who is your favorite character?
Deidera or Sasori

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing?
Tobi should've remained the way he was!

3. Who would you be team-up with?

Sasori! He's cute and I like his puppets.

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be?
Hmm...I use my chakra to change anything into anything I want.

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react?

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react?
I'm aethist.

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react?
"It's so pretty, Zetsu!"

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react?
Hm...sure! Go ahead!

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react?
Tell him I can't go shopping because I have no money.

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react?

That's a tough one... I don't really know.

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do?
Tell them both to shut up and walk away. (I can't believe I just wasted my breath on that)

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's?

Sasori...I like his puppets!!

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge argument about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do?
I'll just back away now...

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer?

I don't swim...sorry

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react?
Umm... I think I may want to stay out of the water for a little while...

16. What are your views on Sasuke?

A total bitch.

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction?
Explain to him that even though I don't like him like that, he's still awesome, and that he's an amazing, lovable guy.

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime?


19. Which village would you prefer to live in?
Suna! Cuase Gaara's there

~final question~

20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more?


Akatsuki Quiz Thingy!! (YAY! WHOOP WHOOP!)

Pein/Pain - Nagato
[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
[ ] -I have a piercing/s.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
[ ] -My eyes are grey/gray.
[X] -My closest friend is a girl.
[X] - I'm a very secretive person.
[X] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4/7 ]

[X] - Most of my friends are guys.
[X] - Origami RULES!
[X] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[ ] - I love flowers!
[ ] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[X] - I don't like having my photo taken.
[X] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 5/7 ]

Itachi Uchiha
[X] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
[.5] -Many people find me attractive.
[X] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[X] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[X] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
[X] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[X] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 6.5/7 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
[X] - Sharks are AWESOME!
[X] - I like gore :3
[X] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery.
[X] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person. (and random!! XD)
[ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[ ] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5/7]

[X] - I look young for my age.
[ ] - Puppets are fascinating...
[X] - I'm very impatient.
[X] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
[X] - My Grandma annoys me. (she can and she cant but I still love her!)
[ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
[X]- Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 5/7]

[X] - I'm an artist.
[X] - I like and appreciate art.
[ ] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
[ ] - I have blue eyes. (blue/grey)
[X] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
[.5] - I hate Tobi. (I hate Madara)
[ ] - I have a 'friend' who follows and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3.5/7 ]

[X] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
[ ] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
[ ] - I have had stitches.
[ ] - I hate Hidan.(I'm sorry but he killed Asuma!)
[X] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
[ ] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
[X] - My skin is dark or tanned. (More like a light tan)

[Kakuzu Score: 3/7 ]

[X]I have a cussing/swearing problem.(In my head or I use substitution words Ex:Fudge, Bish etc.
[ ] - I hate Kakuzu.
[X] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
[ ] - I am religious.
[X] - I am very strong-willed.
[X] - I have cut myself on purpose before. (bet I could give myself a papercut...)
[X] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 5/7 ]

[X] - I have a split personality. Two sides.
[X] - Nature is AWESOME! (Nature hates me)
[X] - I'm usually alone.
[X] - I don't mind the company of others.
[ ] - I don't have many friends.
[X] - Tobi is not that bad.
[ ] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5/7 ]

[ ] - I'm always hyperactive.
[X] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[X] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[ ] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[ ] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[.5] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D (when he shuts up)

[Tobi Score: 2.5/6]

[ ] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[X] - I have a very pale skin colour.
[ ] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
[ ] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
[X] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[X] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 3/7 ]

Highest score: Itachi [6.5/7]

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

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Fairy Tale by Inuyonas reviews
Ok. Remember all those Fairy tales we heard when we were young? Well Instead of those characters who were in them originally, imagine Naruto characters in their place.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 118,358 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2480 - Favs: 3,649 - Follows: 3,226 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I thought this was School, NOT a dating service! by CrazeeChibi reviews
Konoha Private Academy Entrance Form 1. Name: Uzumaki Naruto 2. Age: 14 3. Gender: Male 4. Sexual Orientation (Please Choose One): Straight Bi Gay… Thinking he had read it wrong Naruto looked up and blinked a few times then looked back and read the question again, unsurprisingly it was still the same. Realizing that he had read it correctly he screamed. "WHAT!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,633 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/6/2017 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Why Sasuke Hates Logs by Kitsune-Ohime-Sama reviews
Ever wondered what would happen if The Log constantly threw a wrench in Sasuke's path of revenge? Well, we shall now explore that theory. And what's this? Why is Naruto bowing to a log? LogWorshipping!Naruto. SasuNaru? Possible...Constant Sasuke vs Log? Definitely.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,236 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC, other pairings here and there etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 296,993 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
Next Life by Kaida Matsuki reviews
No one could severe their bond – even death's clutches. But, what if the one who would sever it is Uzumaki, Naruto? The person who Sasuke swore to love, valuing him even more than his own soul – A soul of a demon. SasuNaru, Slight KakaIru boyxboy
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,739 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 5/17/2011 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.]
Missing the Obvious by Ethelwyn reviews
After finishing med-school, Leorio definitely needs a vacation and decides to invite his three best friends to a tropical island. When even the illusive Kurapika agrees to come along, Leorio aims to strengthen his friendship with the evasive Kurta. At the same time, Killua hopes against hope that, with the romantic setting, Gon will finally see him as more than just a friend.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 269,412 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Leorio, Kurapika K., Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2624 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Chibi Days! Let the random begin! by 1Zara-Uchiha1 reviews
Where the Akatsuki get hit with a unknown jutsu sending them to another world. Sadly Carmen and Luna have to look after them till they find a way back. Many events happen which drive the Akatsuki to their limits. How will the Head Prefect deal with a group of super S-Ranked Ninja-villains in her house? ALSO NEVER GIVE TOBI SUGAR AND HIDAN A STOVE! Hidan x Oc x Deidara. COMPLETED XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,547 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Deidara, Hidan, Pain/Pein, Akatsuki - Complete
Something New, Something Better by justlovely307 reviews
One thing is for sure about Inu Yasha; he's different. He's not like those kinds of guys who would be sweet or be an ass all of the time. He'll protect me from all of the things in my new city and my new school.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 39,685 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
In Excess by Quinn Anderson reviews
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Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,563 - Reviews: 1885 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha High : The Badass Style by b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b0r3d reviews
Four new girls come to dominate Konoha High without knowing it. Will they change the school for good? And maybe the Badboys that inhabit it? Really bad language. The story's horrible at first, but I swear it gets better KibaxOC SasuxOC GaaraxOC ShikaxOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 406,959 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009
Irresistible by Kaida Matsuki reviews
All his words tempted him, his very voice enticed him and his sapphire eyes mesmerized him. As Sasuke heard him whisper seductively, "Just grant my one request and everything is yours." boyxboy SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,074 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/6/2012 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare by KissMeDeadlyT-T reviews
When Sakura convinces everyone to play Truth or Dare, secrets are revealed, prides are embarrassed and budding loves are started! Sasuke just can't believe he got himself dragged into this...stupid dobe. Yaoi, mostly NaruSasu but there are other pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,681 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
In a Week's Time by SasuNaruXP reviews
Naruto makes a bet and has to work in a club for a week. He has to keep it from his overly protective boyfriend. Wait, what's his boyfriend doing in the club! SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sole by Liliath reviews
"Wherever Hokage-sama goes, so does he. Uchiha Sasuke." Suspense and drama, hints of romance and shounen-ai, but, most importantly, the question of "what is going on between Sasuke and Naruto?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 268,613 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews
Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4170 - Favs: 3,311 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews
To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2871 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fate by ChibiChino reviews
Naruto gets a slave for his 18th birthday and Sasuke is what he gets.Their past life are more complicated than any of them thought and soon it catches up to them.M for later chaps Pairings of Narusasu viceversa GaaraXneji,KibaXshika for now!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,146 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
w i n g e d by akaiiko reviews
She says: "Sasuke, do you ever wish you fell in love with me instead?" And he says: "Yeah, Sakura, all the time." Naruto's heart shouldn't be breaking since he's not in love with Sasuke, but here's the part where his heart breaks. -NaruSasu; NaruHina; AU-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,323 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Midnight Memories by Daydreamer79 reviews
SasuNaru Itachi is left to care for a child whose existence has taunted his brother through the ages, driving him to the brink of insanity. Love becomes obsession and Sasuke's final hope is Naruto. Vampire, Yaoi, Romance, Angst, Drama, Death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 133,126 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Foolish Hearts by Emo Fox reviews
Sasuke has finally returned to Konoha. His goal is to kill the Hokage and the entire village. He didn't expect for the Hokage to be Naruto. SasuNaru/lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 109,918 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/13/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Demons by AngelWing1138 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha is new at Konoha High school, and his first impressions to the entire school are amazing. Why? Because he's the only one known in the history of the school to stand up to Naruto Uzumaki. [NaruSasu, SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,528 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Four Fathers Talk by R. Liam reviews
Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 242 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Is More Than You Can Imagine by R. Liam reviews
SasuNaru. After Uchiha Sasuke has returned Konoha, team 7 was sent on a mission. Then they came back with an unconscious Sasuke and there's only ONE way to wake him up. [Complete]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,985 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Just An Ordinary Day by Keigo-sama reviews
Sugar highs, puppies and lovers' tiffs... It's just another ordinary day for Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto. A series of drabbles on their relationship with each other and the people around them. [sasunaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 22,093 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Christmas Lists for Dummies by fantasylover12001 reviews
Naruto has always prided himself on being the best gift giver. But when it comes to choosing a gift for his best friend, Sasuke, he hits a serious speed bump. YAOI, SasuNaru, KakaIru. Mentions of SakuLee, ShikaIno, and KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,005 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/30/2005 - Published: 11/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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Something I Lost reviews
One day, I wake up in the Pokemon world with a strange, strange note. I need to find something that I lost...but what the heck is it? And why are my friends with me? Rated T for pretty bad language...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,368 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011
All's Fair in Love and War reviews
Gaara and his siblings arrive to a new school, Konoha High. They find love, war, and bipolar-ness in this new school! GaaOc, ShikaTema, KankSaku, AFTER CH50: SasuNaru, NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Gaara, Temari
The Unknown Sibling reviews
Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro had a sister they never knew about. She currently lives in Konoha, as a member of Team 7. Slowly but surely, she falls in love with Sasuke not for his looks, but because of his character. However, when she meets her siblings in the Chunin exam, what would she choose? Love or family? Sasuke x OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 47,777 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Sasuke U.
The Tale of Naruto Uzumaki reviews
This is an epic I did for a school project. Practically a summary of the whole Naruto arc. Light Sasunaru, but can also be taken as deep friendship.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Assassin reviews
It's hard leading life as an assassin. It's hard knowing that you've killed so many innocent people. And it's hard to accept that you're in love with your victim. SasuNaru, SasoDei, minor ItaSaku, other occasional pairings, no more lemons due to the fact that "M" only goes to implying lemons, "MA" is the actual detailed lemon...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Christmas with the Akatsukis reviews
It all started with Tobi having such a bright idea in the gloomy Akatsuki lair... T for Hidan's language, otherwise it'd be K. TEMPORARY HIATUS. PLEASE WAIT FOR TAKE TWO OF THIS TO BE UP NEXT CHRISTMAS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Obito U., Akatsuki
Nothing But a Dream reviews
In the midst of the dreaded leaf-bare, Jayfeather is starving for catmint to save his clan. Hoping to find some by using his powers, he falls asleep and meets someone who he thought he wouldn't be seeing for a long time.
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Jayfeather, Half Moon - Complete
Ryuk and the 60 Billion Double Dollar Man reviews
What will happen when Ryuk falls into Vash's world? What will he do with 60 Billion Double dollars? One-shot.
Crossover - Trigun & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Vash, Ryuk - Complete