The Eezoman
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Joined 01-01-11, id: 2682820, Profile Updated: 05-16-15
Author has written 9 stories for Mass Effect.

So I'm back from living my life. Updating my work, and reading some stories. Leave me a PM if you have any questions, and please feel free to take a look at any of my stories.

(Update 5/17/15): Yeah, I'm still alive. I'll work on Cryonics at some point this summer. Most likely. I've been busy being my own hero, and at some point I'll rewrite those shit chapters from the first 23 story. Thankfully I know how to write a little bit better than when I was younger. If anyone wants me to work on another story before Cryonics, just let me know.

(The below section is a visual walkthrough of what my original character, 23, looks like. I welcome everyone to try drawing him, and posting the results on DA, since I've had a hard time getting a picture of him to stick. Any other questions, feel free to ask.)


Control of all forms of water, including water vapor. extreme use of his power drains his ability to use it, however, and he often forces him to undergo deliquesce. If he reaches the point of no return, (where he can't control his own water, his body shuts itself down until it generates enough to survive on it's own again).


23 has two hidden blades, which appear in the form of lightly worn gauntlets along his arm. It doesn't carry the Assassin symbol however. Along with that, he also forms long javelin-like spears (2 feet long) across his fore-arms, which he uses to either cut by swinging, or throwing them from a distance. Those are his organic weapons.

His standard set of guns include
-2 machine pistols (Strapped to his torso, aimed upwards, for easy release)
-2 light pistols, which are strapped around each leg.
-1 sniper rifle, which he carries on his back.

-Clothing, Stage 1 (Full armor)

His ice covers his entire body. it isn't smooth, instead, it's cracked, almost like splinters of ice make up his body. His fingers are slightly sharpened at the tips, and his joints have a little ice overflow on them. The coloring is unique, since his torso is a slightly darker cerulean, and it gets lighter as it spreads out over his body. Emerald stripes run along his triceps and biceps, and continue down along his chest to his legs, where they slowly come to a gentle point. His mask is iced over, creating a SEMI-smooth face, while his hood freezes over his head, leaving just his blackened eyes visible. (Use a template based off of the Death Race mask of the character Frankenstein. That is the closest figure I could find for the kind of facial structure I was talking about)

-Clothing, Stage 2 (light protective armor USUALLY WORN)

He wears a black composite material jacket with the same emerald stripes as in his full armor (they match the jacket), which zips up the front. White shirt underneath the jacket. The sleeves go all the way to the hand, which hide the hidden blades in the sleeves. His hands have black/gray fingerless gloves, also made out of a composite material. His pants are faded from blue to white, also made of a lighter composite material (He wouldn't have jeans. That would just be silly). His shoes are covered in ice. You have to remember that he does still have ice covering him, it's just weaker. The best way to show it would be by making it semi-transparent. Also, the jacket has a hood, which rides over his head. The black form-fitting mask covers everything up to the bridge of his nose.


Same clothing, yet the black sleeves can be rolled up, revealing his hidden blade gauntlets. Make them smoother, almost like the mechanical parts are made of silk, or the technology has caught up. Remember he's modified them. The sleeves are up to his elbow, so he can free-run more efficiently. His mask and hood can be down, but that's only after the first story. He has medium brown hair, which rides just above his eyes. It can be slightly ruffled.

-Facial features, and other random things to know.

His eye color is light brown, yet it switches shades occasionally due to the water refraction. NOT GOLD. (This isn't fucking twilight) his face is simple. The eyes are slightly sunken back, and further apart, while his nose fits his face just fine. Not too big or too small, just kind of fitting in. His cheek bones are high, and the chin is SLIGHTLY sharpened. There are a few scars on his face, and one long one going down from the side of his nose to the cheekbone (Not red or digusting. Flesh colored)

Well, that about does it. I look forward to seeing what you come up with. Please, upload it to DA. I have an account there under the name of The Eezoman.

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Familial Ties by Wolfie393 reviews
John Shepard works in C-Sec with Garrus, but he also has a sister, Commander Jane Shepard. Garrus never even knew John had a sister. How will things change when they both join her in her fight against Saren? Starts in ME1 with plans to continue beyond. Strong base around Shepard (F) x Garrus, but will also include Shepard (M) x Tali.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 367,762 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 11/29/2019 - Published: 6/28/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Shepard
A Dark Dawn by Ave Imperium reviews
A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,972 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Contact Light by Blaidd Nine reviews
A US Marine from 1945 is transported to an alternate future, the Mass Effect Universe. What happens as he lives through a different timeline filled with the products of an old Earth imagination? How would he deal being inserted in another war on a much more massive scale? How much would things change? Maybe the answer is this. Chapter 6: Blue Jeans
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,411 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/1/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V., Ashley W., Kaidan A.
Once More Into the Fray by 1991Kira reviews
We've all seen the stories where Shepard goes back in time. But what if it was everyone's favorite turian instead? Shakarian, ME1, Time-travel. COMPLETED. SEQUEL UP NOW.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,235 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/28/2015 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Let's Try This Again by CarolineESOA reviews
AT. Twenty five years Post-Reaper War, someone's trying to change history. Two council agents end up in a past that doesn't quite match what they know, where the First Contact War lasted thirty years. Can they still cobble together the crew of the Normandy to stop the Reapers? And stop their parents from killing each other in the process? F!ShepxGarrus M!OCxTali F!OCxNihlus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 289,498 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/23/2015 - Published: 11/9/2012 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] Tali'Zorah, Nihlus K.
Why? by Kulkum reviews
Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian. To those around them, an inevitability. But when two people who have trusted each other so unconditionally are afraid to take things beyond friendship, sometimes the only question left to ask is why? This story is a "What if" that details how their romance might have gone if they did nothing until the end of the Reaper War.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,860 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.]
Leaving C-Sec by 1991Kira reviews
Garrus always claimed that he left C-Sec because of all the bureaucracy and red-tape. But what's the actual story? ME1, One-shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Garrus V., Executor Pallin - Complete
Juxtaposed by squigglysquid reviews
From a KinkMeme prompt of what if Shepard and Garrus Vakarian were married before the events of ME. Link to thread: ml?thread 40914004#t40914004 I do not claim ownership of characters or universe this story takes place in, that ownership belongs to Bioware. Part one of the Parable series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 120,556 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 11/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Sense and Flexibility by Roarkshop reviews
The story of Garrus and Femshep as told by me. Lots of off-canon. Sequels incoming. TW: It's been brought to my attention that some of Garrus' more animalistic behavior in some scenes have caused panic attacks for victims of abuse. I am so sorry for anyone who had a similar reaction. SO sorry. I would like to make any new readers aware of this beforehand. Thank you.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 220,428 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
The Misadventures of a curious Hunter by CrazyChibiSama reviews
A Hunter follows the Survivors and gets into some rather stupid situations, and learns a lot about how hard it is to be human. Chapter 43... the road ahead.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 168,493 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Hunter
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his family aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Currently undergoing for editing. Expect changes in chapters and content!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,026 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson
Adamo by Andrio reviews
A fanfic series focusing on Shepard and Tali's friendship, romance, and love, spanning Mass Effect 1 through speculative Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,125 - Reviews: 763 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 4/29/2014 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Violence, Voyeurism and Vigilantes by efleck reviews
In matters of life and death, it's our journey to understand the universe, ourselves and those we care about that keeps us truly alive. For many that path includes love, loss, betrayal & violence. FemShepXGarrus. Covers time from ME2-3, flashbacks to ME1, graphic.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 203,062 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Emergency Induction Port by SilentPony reviews
This is a collection of one-shots involving mostly Tali and Shepard. Some rewrites of scenes from the ME3, others are original scenes. Hope you enjoy. Spoilers: Best to have beat the game. I won't give much away, but still... Updated!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,600 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Gaslight by Scheherazade Lillith reviews
They stuck to their promise of being in a bar when they made it to heaven, but this wasn't what they expected. Welcome to the Gaslight, come in, sit down, grab a pint of your favorite beverage, and listen to the crazy misadventures of those who cross her threshold. Shakarian, rated M for various reasons. Mass Effect is own by Bioware; I own all of the non-ME characters.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,717 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2013 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Everything It's Cracked Up To Be by Suilven reviews
After being reunited on Omega, Garrus and Shepard are about to realize that their friendship may be turning into something more, and that love really is worth fighting for, worth being brave for, worth risking everything for. AUish, set in ME2. Garrus/FemShep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,908 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - [J. Garson, Garrus V.] - Complete
Lies by Lividity Jones reviews
Love does not respect boundaries. It does not respect distance or hardship and it does not respect loss. It endures. *Author's Note* This is a newly-revised version of Lies which takes the events of the Extended Cut into consideration. Please leave a review if you feel so inclined. I might be persuaded to expand this one-shot into a full-length fic.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Rise and Fall by SpaceFrostbite reviews
After destroying the Reapers, Shepard holds on to what life she has left and considers there may be hope for a future. Extended Cut post-Destroy mini-fic, so spoilers. Shakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/28/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Infinite Regress by jhoom reviews
As Shepard reaches the end of her life, she finds herself suddenly thrown back on Eden Prime. Will she use what she knows to change the future, or try to preserve the timeline? Kink meme fill. Rating for sex and language.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,437 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Memento Mori by Yseult Blanco reviews
Shepard returns from the abyss, but she's broken, and her old friend, Garrus, has spent the last two years in hell. But maybe they can repair the damage... together. Possible game spoilers. Still in progress, continues into ME3 and beyond. Yes, there are sexytimes. Sporadic updates, love-driven writing engine.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,576 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Turian Worryin' by Musicalrain reviews
Femshep and Garrus offer advice on turian-human relationships. Set ME3. Rated M just to be safe, although language isn't too bad. I have no rights to Mass Effect, I just have fun with it. Please Review! NEW: Prequel is published! - Turian Worryin' Origins.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/11/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Gestalt by Anne Whynn reviews
They stand on the edge of the abyss and all he can see is her face, the memories they have shared, and the path they have walked, side by side. Garrus/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,615 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Dignity by StrangestWords reviews
Quick Tali/Kal drabble. Tali sprains her ankle helping with the rebuilding on Rannoch, and Kal'Reegar over-reacts.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Kal'Reegar - Complete
Letters from the Brig by KSCrusaders reviews
A little ingenuity on the part of the Shadow Broker allows Shepard to write to Garrus after being brigged. Letter-style one-shots taking place between ME2 and ME3. FemShep/Garrus. COMPLETE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,541 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
Reunion by Ahrk reviews
FemShepxGarrus, post ME3, rewritten ending. Filled from the masskink meme. "I followed your order, Garrus," she laughed, whispering. "I came back." Rated M for sexual content.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,781 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/24/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Mass Effect: Dead Echo by Thunderfury12124 reviews
What begins as a horrific experience ends with me and my friends forming an elite mercenary squad in the Mass Effect universe. Begins before ME1, but will eventually progress through the game events with Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,985 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 3/5/2011
Night in the Wards by jhoom reviews
Shepard and Garrus are stuck spending a night together in a hotel on the Citadel. What could possibly go wrong? Kink meme fill. M for smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Garrus V., J. Garson - Complete
Exposure by Zing-baby reviews
M!Commander Shepard and Tali'Zorah have gone through everything together that two people *can* endure together. There is one experience left that they are desperate to share before their deaths render it too late. A special gift to my male fans!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,670 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Real Thing by Vixen Argentum reviews
Shepard shows Tali that she doesn't need to take off her exosuit to have a good time. FemShep/Tali, Femslash. More detailed warnings inside.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 22 - Published: 11/20/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Unexpected Destinations by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Making a choice to become a hero is a tough decision! Now in the ME universe trying to save a story set in stone for the good... but will the changes I make be the right ones? or will they lead to its destruction...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 148,980 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Miranda L., J. Garson - Complete
Small Talk by DoingSomeCalibrations reviews
An awkward encounter makes Tali decide to finally tell Shepard how she feels - or at least try to.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,267 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
It's Very Safe Now by Delais Starlight reviews
Everyone needs to be saved every now and again, even if they're the big heroes who are usually saving other people. And when that happens, it's good to have someone who is there for you. A short one-shot featuring Tali and Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 663 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Interrogation Tactics by jhoom reviews
Mass kink fill. Shepard finds Garrus' old C-Sec cuffs and decides to use them to her advantage and find out why Garrus has been avoiding her. M for smutty goodness.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/10/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Shepard Loves Aliens by Ms Morpheus reviews
Oneshots. Kink. Shepard has sexy encounters with various Mass Effect characters: Nihlus, Tali, Wrex, every turian I can get my claws into... you get the idea. Final chapter: Garrus, darkly.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,997 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Garrus V., Nihlus K. - Complete
Exoskeleton by Bugsie70 reviews
Tali has returned to the Migrant Fleet after the destruction of the Normandy and is given some time alone to reflect on past events.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard - Complete
Honeymoon by Miraza reviews
The Reapers are dead, Shepard and Tali were just married, and they're already on their honeymoon. It's a romance, it's rated M, and it starts with their wedding night.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,849 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
7 Second Life by Proclivity4aks reviews
Three young marines find themselves in the thick of Shepard's war with the Reapers when their unit is deployed to the Citadel. The reality of life sets in when a series of mistakes leads the trio to the front lines of an unconventional war.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,347 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
Mass Effect Playa by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Shepard Accidental ingests a Krogan serum that makes him go nuts for the ladies. What happens? read and find out. Rated M for language and Suggestive themes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,958 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Garson, Jack - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by hope4laughsxX reviews
What do you do when you want the fruit so badly that it hurts? Do you let it slowly let it eat away at you? Or do you dare to reach into the flames to touch it.....even for just a moment? *Chapter 6 is smut* Tali/Shep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,804 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/1/2010 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah
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Subject 23: Cryonics reviews
Part two in the Subject 23 series. After dealing with his past, 23 must move on to the future. A suicide mission, a dangerous romance, outrunning Cerberus, and dealing with Subject 47. Reapers are the least of their problems as the Normandy crew struggles to maintain their sanity in a galaxy soon at war. Tali/OC, Shepard/ GV.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,559 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Tali'Zorah, OC, J. Garson, Garrus V.
Hierarchy reviews
Garrus/Shepard kink-meme. Summary would ruin the plot, but basically, Shepard and Garrus decide to spice things up, and what better way to do that than handcuffs and chains? Totally rated M for a reason, and yeah. Hope you enjoy.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - J. Garson, Garrus V.
Love Amongst Thieves reviews
Third story I've written. Going to be a quick little, almost Italian love novella His name is James Durand. He has been running for three years. He has met a girl, Lia'Vael. This is his story. M for Sexual relations, language, and some other stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,339 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Garrus V.
Mass Desires reviews
A collection of kink-memes Or however you say it . Basically, come in if you're interested in stories about sex. Multiple characters, and different ideas. *First story up, so go take a look. Hope you enjoy. RATED M for a reason, and basically sexual fluff. But the good kind of fluff. Enjoy!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Tali'Zorah, J. Garson
Judgement reviews
I hated the ending to the series. This is my attempt to make sense of the plot. Hope you enjoy. Rated M because I like separating the punks from the pimps. Tali-LI
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Shepard, Tali'Zorah
Ass Effect reviews
Hey. Someone had to do it. A parody of everything sexual in Mass Effect. My first attempt at crack, so please, take a look. Ash, You're move, BIATCH. RATED M FOR MAMMARY Just cause.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard
No Matter What Scars reviews
Epic song, epic people, what's not to like? A very merry parody. READ IT. NOW. Rated M because I'm too lazy to care.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 3/16/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah
Subject 23 reviews
First in a series. 23 escaped. Now, he works to hunt the person responsible for his pain. Shepard/Garrus, Tali/OC and few others. Be aware. Some characters are not cannon.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 94,807 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah - Complete
Love's Massive Effects reviews
You guys SERIOUSLY have no idea how hard it was to come up with a title for this. A buncha one-shots of the crew to celebrate the lovely holiday of Valentine. Hope you guys like it, and yes. There will be a special cameo from someone interesting.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,613 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - J. Garson, Tali'Zorah