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Joined 01-01-11, id: 2682991, Profile Updated: 08-02-11
Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

About me:

I'm 19 and from Florida though I'll soon be moving to Texas in attempt to perfect my cowboy accent to better impress the ladies when I travel abroad.

I just graduated college so I am now officially a political scientist. I think that means I win all political debates by default so that's pretty cool. It's like a superpower.

I have an annual pass to Islands of Adventure which means I can get real butter beer and pumpkin juice any time I want. Be jealous.

If I went to Hogwarts I don't think I'd make the cut for Gryffindor. Considering I'm using my free time to write a story I'd guess I'd be a more likely fit in Ravenclaw (I've even got a t-shirt for it). Although, given my username on FF I guess Hufflepuff is a possibility, too. They are particularly good finders, after all.

I read Harry Potter for the first time around September of 2010. About a month after I was done I read fanfiction for the first time: "Methods of Rationality." That was and is my favorite fic ever. If you haven't read it I think it's definitely worth a read. It's about 70 chapters deep and still being updated.

WWCH is the longest thing I've ever written. I wrote an 11-page paper on cyberwarfare a couple semesters ago, though, so that's sort of like the same thing, right?. Also, I don't like the title of my fic any more but, unlike real authors, I don't have the luxury of waiting until I'm done with something to name it. The title sounds way more serious than this story really is.

I've heard that, when writing a TV comedy the writing team is generally split into plot writers and joke writers. I've decided I'm a joke writer because, though I have a general idea of where the story is heading don't have the plot outlined anywhere but what I DO have is word document with one-liners on it.

Extended Author's Notes from latest chapter of What We Can't Have:

Chapter 14 is done.

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Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 287,429 - Reviews: 4508 - Favs: 5,919 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 33669 - Favs: 21,520 - Follows: 16,734 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where did it all Go? by Elmaria's secret reviews
Ginny: In a relationship, captain of Holyhead Harpies, beautiful, miserable. Harry : Alcoholic, Auror, lonely, past miserable. Both are broken, will they ever find eachother again? Sometimes, you just have to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,948 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What we can't have reviews
AU Sirius raises raises Harry to be a bit of a womanizer but what happens one classmate - Ginny Weasley - refuses his advances? How did this even happen? Before she got hot she was totally into me, right Hermione?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,617 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W.