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Author has written 2 stories for Disney.

Taylor. 17. Autistic. Writer. (duh)

I really like Disney, Gothic horror, movies, and Shakespeare.

I will probably be writing until the day I die.

I, like many other writers, dearly love reviews. Please leave plenty!

You can also find me at my tumblr, wherein I have much less inhibitions about grammar usage and I squeal about things I like.

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I'm dead because you're mine by VelvetGoldie reviews
Wendy Darling thought her first year of college was going to be hell as her literature teacher, James Hook, walked into class. As guilt gets stronger, she fights off her growing and forbidden feelings for the man she used to hate. But for how long can it go on? Sexual tension and plenty of frustration are due. Obviously. [Peter Pan modern AU]
Peter Pan - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 7/3/2015 - [Captain Hook, Wendy D.] Peter Pan, Tiger Lily
Intoxicating by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Is she just a pawn to him, or something more? Crane/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,602 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 12/17/2010 - [J. Crane, OC]
Scythe by Ennya reviews
Hanna didn't need therapy, didn't want therapy, and was pretty sure there was more than just analysis going on behind Dr. Crane's hard blue stare... Pre BB.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,606 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 2/24/2012 - J. Crane
Working at the House of Mouse by CurlyFirefly reviews
Riley Franklin needs a job, the House of Mouse needs a waiter. When a twist of fate gets Riley hired, she can't believe her luck! But with a sneaky Pete trying to shut down the club, and a table of villains on her case, can she survive her wacky new job?
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,889 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 3/13/2011
When Thoughts Are Constellations by FallinApart reviews
Maggie had always dreamed that the Doctor would save her from her monotonous life. Only one fallback; he wasn't real. But the lines between reality and fiction are blurring and it seems the only one with any answers is an odd man who crash lands in her garbage bins... (Recently revamped)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,118 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 3/5/2012 - 11th Doctor, OC - Complete
Children of Elm Street: A Nightmare Tale by gamester76 reviews
When Taylor King moves to Springwood, she finds herself at the center of a long & deadly battle between the dream demon Freddy Krueger & a group of teens with special powers: the Dream Warriors. Taylor soon discovers her own special abilities but will she use them to bring down Freddy for good, or unleash something far more dangerous? Favorite & follow for all chapter updates!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 29 - Words: 80,280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 10/11/2014 - Freddy K., Alice J., Jacob J., OC
Miseria Canta (Misery Sings) by Nellie Potter reviews
In 1994, Constance gave up her fourth child after Tate's death. In 2011, Derek Noble– a famous crime novelist –moves into the Murder House with his daughter, Isabel, and a past that Isabel never knew she had is unearthed. Part of the Misery series, a series to connect seasons 1-4. Now complete. Takes place in 2011.
American Horror Story - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,529 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Tate L., Constance L., Moira O., OC - Complete
Blue is the Warmest Color by courfeyracNroll reviews
Quasimodo x Blind!OC (Oneshot) Words: 243
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Quasimodo, Laverne, OC - Complete
The Devil Went Down to Georgia by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Where he bought the soul of a Congressman, confronted a traitor, wore a spiffy sunhat, and ruined a perfectly good suit. Meg/Crowley. Now continued.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,683 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Meg, Crowley - Complete
Where Is the Edge? by ShardsofBrokenGlass reviews
I knew him in high school. Unintentionally got involved, then forgot about him when high school ended and college began. I left it all behind me. Didn't expect to meet him again. But I did. Little did I know what he had become...and who I would become.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 223,037 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 1/9/2015 - Published: 6/23/2011 - J. Crane
Somewhere in Between by Galimatias reviews
Lillie, an NYC journalist, is given the risky task of studying Disney's villains. But on arrival she's given a form where one of the questions asks her what side she's on; heroe's or villains, a very hard question for someone whose 'somewhere in between'.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 90,495 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 8/11/2011
Lost in Burgess by Plainsong30 reviews
"A Clockwork Orange" was a story that always intrigued Sofia, along with its infamous anti-hero, Alex DeLarge. But when Sofia takes a wrong turn and ends up in futuristic Britain, it doesn't take her long to tumble into a series of chaotic events that involve Alex himself.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,208 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Alex
Beauty and the Biryani by EmpressIrony reviews
When Kelsey Hayes got a job at her local Indian restaurant, she never dreamt that she would learn about far more than curry - and that the mysterious, sardonic owner would be the one to teach her. Mildly cracky restaurant AU Kelsey/Kadam.
Tiger's Curse Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,068 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - [Kelsey H., Mr. Kadam] OC
A Guide to Not Making Your Tribute Suck by FoalyWinsForever reviews
In which Deyna Balthazar has several conniptions. The first and worst, as far as I know. Very old and in need of a rewrite, but left up for posterity or something.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Other tributes
Just Like Heaven by vontramp reviews
Delphine auditions for "The Clone Club," an all-female band (according to Sarah) who are in desperate need of a new drummer. Based off of Evelyne's ridiculously cute interview involving cocktails and drumming.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,814 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 6/18/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine] Sarah M., Alison H.
The Scavenger Bride by BlueMilagro reviews
A continuation of "Uninvited." Medical Examiner Imogen Phillips, the only person Herbert West fully and completely trusts, works with her partner to perfect the work started by Dr. Gruber to a point that makes someone from the university jealous... and, if they're not careful, everything they've come to love could be taken from them in a heartbeat. Please R&R! :)
Re-Animator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 38 - Words: 84,078 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Complete
And by bibliophilechild reviews
Just some more ACO poems. I like writing poems...
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Alex, OC
Irresponsibly Good by ZeWaz reviews
Ira always seems to be saving people without setting out to. With a long history of disappointing her parents, she has finally made a turnaround; That is, until a band of female thugs note her talent, and Ira is suddenly catapulted into a world where she struggles to meet the expectations of both good, evil, and something... or someone... in between. T language, etc. Alex/OC
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,044 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Alex
Melody by Sue Snell
He'd promised himself he wouldn't think of the job when he was with her, but it was impossible. It always crept in from the back of his mind like a tune without words, not showing its true face until it'd taken root.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Nathan - Complete
Is It Just Me? by madsthenerdygirl reviews
The crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise is starting to wonder about the relationship between Dr. Carol Marcus and their Chief Medical Officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,820 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/18/2013 - Carol Marcus, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
Tea and Toxin by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Jonathan Crane attends a most unusual tea party. Features a Nolanverse interpretation of The Mad Hatter.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2013 - J. Crane
Possessed by Light by tore-my-yellow-dress reviews
The first time Clarice Starling tastes human flesh, she is thirty six years old. "That's something," she tries to laugh, but it's an ugly sound, and her voice breaks in two places. Politely, Hannibal pretends not to notice.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2013 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Hate by TheWeasleyBoys reviews
Sooner or later, his victims always learned to fight back...
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Alex - Complete
Twisted and Misshapen by madsthenerdygirl reviews
It's thorny and shrunken and neglected, but it's still there.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Crowley, Naomi - Complete
A Bit of Education by Nova Sinfonia reviews
Our Little Alex goes to music college, but what will happen when his old and new lives collide? First-person POV, set a year after the book ends.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,547 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Alex
Judgment Day by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
He's evil, sadistic, and generally the last face you'd want to see greet you in the hereafter. But sometimes even Picasso with a Razor deserves a thanks for services rendered.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Alastair - Complete
Transference by BiteMeTechie reviews
Long before she wears greasepaint and he puts on sackcloth, the lives of Harleen Quinzel and Jonathan Crane overlap at Gotham University. There, they play the roles of student and teacher...among other things.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,875 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - [Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow] - Complete
Strange Bedfellows by madsthenerdygirl reviews
All right, you've got him - he's a sucker for a lust-hate relationship.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Crowley, Naomi - Complete
Queso Warmed Over by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Dean picks a fight with the wrong hammer-wielding pagan god and ends up dead. Good thing Death is there to keep him company. And provide snacks.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Dean W., Death - Complete
Gloriously Human by Pir8grl reviews
The aftermath of an encounter with the Daleks.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
The Girl by Inconsistent Writer reviews
Marius meets a girl, Eponine. Eponine likes Marius, but not in the way you would think.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Eponine, Marius
Carnus Apollo by technicolor-werewolf reviews
In which a discussion is made among the ABC of why Grantaire insists upon calling Enjolras Apollo, if Enjolras has no lovers. Implied E/R and all but stated that Prouvaire has a crush on Enjolras. Oneshot, complete.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
If I Die by amieofabc reviews
A street urchin joins finds family in Gavroche and the Barricade Boys. Some Enjolras/OC, mostly one-sided. Rated T for language and violence, enjoy!
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,888 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Gavroche, Enjolras
For Science by TheHighestPie reviews
Joly and Combeferre decide to try hashish For Science. Science quickly falls by the wayside. (This thing is a very silly thing. Also: drugs.)
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Combeferre, Joly
In The Dark Beside You by Demolition.Lover.14 reviews
Robyn Johanna Todd, never forget that you are safe, you are loved and you are wanted. There is not one person in our family that would let anything harm you. We love you and we are always with you, even if you can't see us. No matter what, we love you. Especially me. Sequel to A Cold And Broken Hallelujah.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 56,714 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Sweeney T. - Complete
Therapy Session by LunaMarr reviews
It was Alice that was curious, never Jonathan! Scarecrows do not get curious, they are far too busy scaring the birds; but then again what do Scarcrows do in Wonderland when there are no birds to be scared?
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Virtuous Vampire reviews
Elena Gilbert will steal many identities to find her perfect prince. But if she can't remember who she really is how can she ever find her other half? AU All human. Elena/Katherine/Tatia identity theft and crisis.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Elena G. - Complete
The Razor's Edge by BiteMeTechie reviews
Mr. Zsasz's darkest desires lead him away from Gotham, where he gets much more than he ever bargained for. As the old saying goes, "Be careful what you wish for..."
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Hot for Teacher by BiteMeTechie reviews
Professor Jonathan Crane, finals week and a student with some very wrongheaded ideas about what "extra credit" means.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Harley Quinn - Complete
All Bad Girls Go to Arkham by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Surely you didn't think that three intrepid henchgirls could avoid the long arm of the law forever, did you? Oh, you naive thing, you...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,586 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008 - OC
Every Day, Every Day Of The Year by tielan reviews
Tony's brilliant ideas involving photoshoots, threesomes, Betty Ross, shirtlessness, and the moral decay of society through merchandising. [Pepper/Tony, Bruce/Tony, Clint/Natasha, Jane/Thor, Maria/Steve, and a great deal of innuendo...]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
IQ by eight 0f hearts reviews
"This was not how the world worked. Sherlock was the amazing one... not Anderson, and certainly not dinosaurs." Sherlock becomes paranoid that John no longer realises his genius and that he's about to lose his friendship. Cue him desperately scrambling around doing increasingly ridiculous things to prove his brilliance. John has no idea why Sherlock is behaving so oddly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,520 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
She by letitbexo reviews
He's ready. He's set. He's going to take them down for all of their wrongdoings against him in the name of revenge. Everything goes haywire, of course, when an old childhood friend comes in and tries to teach him about forgiveness. UPDATED 9/23/2012
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,732 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Alex
Office Hours by captain-tots reviews
A juvenile delinquent thinks that she can breeze through six weeks of court ordered therapy, but her plans to outsmart her psychiatrist begin to go awry as she becomes an unwitting subject in Dr. Crane's experiments. Pre-Batman Begins.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - J. Crane
The Existence of Fantine by BellatrixxNarcissa reviews
She had never known father or mother. She was called Fantine. Why Fantine? She had never borne any other name.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Fantine
Losercest by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
After faking his death, Crowley needs a way to torment the Winchesters without anyone realizing he's still alive and kicking. So he hits them right where it hurts the weirdest: in the Wincest. If he can't kill them, he'll scar them emotionally instead.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,944 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Best in Show by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
Crowley raises the best Hellhounds and intends to make sure everyone knows it. Nothing spices up a dog show like the introduction of the King of Hell and his loyal pet.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Crowley, Dean W. - Complete
ink and starch by Etspera reviews
After the raid at the Jondrette's, Javert comes to know the oldest Thénardier daughter a bit better than he sought to. Gift fic for Stechpalme! Javert/Éponine
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Javert, Eponine - Complete
Puppy Love by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Little girls sometimes have...odd whims.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Let Them Eat Cake by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* Edward Nygma is a man on a mission. A mission...for cake.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
My Boyfriend Totally Pancaked You by dhauren reviews
Loki picked the wrong girl to threaten. Bruce/Darcy
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Loki - Complete
Hardly Sentiment by CampionSayn reviews
There is little to say about allowing some blonde punching bag to stay in the abandoned building you're using for a hideout. There is nothing to say, really. Crane/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2012 - J. Crane - Complete
That Didn't Just Happen, Did It? by dhauren reviews
A Blame it on the Vodka one shot! Copious amount of alcohol leads to the karaoke stylings of Clint Barton and Thor. Tony Stark tweets compromising photos. Steve Rogers blushes. Coulson cleans it all up at the end of the night.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Birdie in a Cage by linnie kinda spinnie reviews
Wren's just been arrested. Wanna guess who her cell mate is? One-shot, rated for swearing. **EDITED**
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,193 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Complete
Blossoms and Bells by BiteMeTechie reviews
Gotham harbors many secrets and urban legends. Robinson Park is home to one of them.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn] - Complete
The Hanged Man by Twinings reviews
By the roots of my hair some god got hold of me. I sizzled in his blue volts like a desert prophet.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harley Q., Jonathan C. - Complete
Cause of Death: Bad Pun by BiteMeTechie reviews
The Joker knows everyone's secrets.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - The Joker - Complete
Uncle Squishy by Twinings reviews
Kitten writes a story. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Sleepy Hollow by Twinings reviews
Emphasis on "sleepy." -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Toy Department by Twinings reviews
A shopping trip goes wrong.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Pamela I., Harley Q. - Complete
Roomies by Twinings reviews
Long before the Batman, before Arkham and the DA's office, there were two guys in an apartment.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harvey D., J. Crane - Complete
What Just Happened? by Twinings reviews
Captain gets a surprise. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Commiseration by BiteMeTechie reviews
Batman is dead. Reactions to the news from the rogues gallery are not quite what you might expect. Riddler/Batman, if you squint.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Misdirection by BiteMeTechie reviews
Just another night of Batman trying to keep Catwoman out of trouble, and out of other people's stuff.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Bitter Fruits by BiteMeTechie reviews
Jonathan Crane doesn't have many happy childhood memories...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/31/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
House Party by Twinings reviews
Things are getting a little too musical in Arkham.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn - Complete
Midnight Snack by Twinings reviews
When come back, bring pie. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/29/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Grandma by Twinings reviews
Jonathan Crane has a granny. She's not the one he wants.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/29/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Greecey Spoon by BiteMeTechie reviews
The customer is always right, even when he's Maxie Zeus.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 492 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Complete
The First Dance by BiteMeTechie reviews
Before they became the evening news, they were people. Victor/Nora.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2012 - [Nora F., Mr. Freeze] - Complete
The Mud Men by Inkfire reviews
This is the tale of how Muggles and Mudbloods came to be. A response to the Rewriting challenge on The Dark Lord's Most Faithful Forum, based on the myth of Prometheus, and to a Hogwarts Online Prompt of the Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Walburga B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Good Company by wee-me reviews
He shows up on her couch one day, out of the blue, and makes himself at home.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
Norman and Norma by ComingAndGoingByBubble reviews
Mother takes over as Norman is sitting in the police station, and she waits for her only son to confess to his crimes. My first Psycho fic. One shot.
Psycho - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Complete
A Different Sort of Christmas by TheWeasleyBoys reviews
"How could I lie to my own sister and tell her our Christmas would be exactly the same as hers when it really wasn't?"
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Billyboy - Complete
Welcome to the Tragic Kingdom by Aquarian Wolf reviews
When a classic attraction is set to be demolished, Walt Disney World's most beloved Characters and a crew of cynical castmembers start a crusade to save it.
Disney - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,112 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2007
Blog It All by wee-me reviews
Winter River's only paranormal blog brings you the exclusive account of the Ouija conversation of "L" and a spirit.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Rebirth by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Set after the Arkham breakout at the end of "Batman Begins". Crane settles into his new life.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2011 - J. Crane
let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster by violent darlings reviews
An ordinary girl's account of falling in love with an angel. A little RC, a little EC, but so much more. CM.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Christine, Meg Giry - Complete
True Confessions by Moviemaniac1992 reviews
Jesse truly cares for Lisa more than anyone else in the world. They have been through so much, and they have really gotten close. But after defeating Freddy he discovers what he really wants and who he really is. It's time to come clean.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jesse W., Lisa W. - Complete
A Thousand Years in the Making by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
While trying to keep his head in medieval France, the Fourth Doctor meets a fellow time-traveler. This wayward traveler has been waiting centuries for such an encounter. Mild slash.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - 4th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
Thanks, BJ by yipyop1 reviews
Summer's over, and it's the day before Lydia goes off to public high school for the first time. She contemplates and worries, until her ghost with the most interrupts her thoughts. ONESHOT.
Beetlejuice - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Lydia D., Beetlejuice - Complete
The first step by Caveat Lector 52 reviews
Ginny's just taken her first step into hell. . . and she doesn't even know it. Set during COS. Kind of dark and creepy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Chair in Hell by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Every night, Dr. Crane rehearses his performance. Short one-shot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - J. Crane
In The Name Of Science by TheWeasleyBoys reviews
His latest patient just couldn't lie his way out of this one... Brodsky-centric poem, comments welcome.
A Clockwork Orange - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Forget Me Not by AnarchyWarrioress reviews
Sue Snell is at the cemetery to lament her lost love. Short fic, femmeslash
Carrie - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Complete
Destiny at the Haunted Mansion by Aquarian Wolf reviews
Destiny just bought a house. It's a big old mansion. Unfortunately, she wasn't told about the 999 ghosts haunting it, the curse, or the nosy paranormal investigator. And why does that guy in the painting look so familiar?
Disney - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 48 - Words: 151,852 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Complete
Blame the Moon by VoodooChild3000 reviews
Movieverse. Semi-crossover, semi-AU, '89 finds Lydia Deetz and Sarah Williams high school seniors with a host of supernatural complications, namely one poltergeist and one goblin king. Throw in interdimensional war and it's a recipe for disaster. BJ/L J/S
Crossover - Labyrinth & Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,857 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009
Crazy Cat Lady by buduica reviews
Yet another origin story for Catwoman. Blame it on the lack of universal health care.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Girls on Film by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* She caught the Katy and left me a mule to ride.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2010 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Bad Things by Airelle Vilka reviews
New Orleans is a town filled with dirty little secrets. Bad things happen here, and sometimes, they happen to good people. Facilier themed quasi-smutfic, with a twist, and oh my gosh, dare I say it?-- plot. Rating warning exists for a reason, kids.
Princess and the Frog - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Dr. Facilier - Complete
March Hares and Mock Turtles by Night of the Living Monkey reviews
A mysterious and utterly irrelevant stranger drops a white rabbit off on the Mad Hatter’s doorstep. He falls in love with the spastic creature, but has no food for such an animal. So off to the pet store he goes!
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter - Complete
Fille de Joie by BiteMeTechie reviews
Everyone in Gotham has a story. Yes, even you. *REVISED*
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
Night Shift by Calamity in Motion reviews
Katherine gets a surprise visit from the darker half of her job. Just a short, based on BBC's Jekyll, starring James Nesbit. Should be the first of many different Hyde interpretations. Rated for Innuendo
Jekyll - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Complete
Play it Again, Sam by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* This looks like the start of a beautiful friendship, doesn't it?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Complete
Hungarian Rhapsody by BiteMeTechie reviews
CAT Nothing in Gotham ever turns out normal. Not even an innocent little thing like a horror film festival.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Somebody Snitched On Me by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* I broke my pipe on Nightwing's head, somebody snitched on me...
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/27/2009 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Noel by Twinings reviews
Marley was dead, to begin with. Wait, who's playing Marley? Somebody get Arnold Wesker on the phone. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
Haunted Mansion Anthology by NordyGirl reviews
The stories of all 999 Happy Haunts. Rating just in case. Enter, foolish mortals!
Disney - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 11/8/2008
Kiss and Tell by BiteMeTechie reviews
*CAT* There are some things that you just don't blurt out.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2008 - J. Crane/Scarecrow - Complete
The 1428 Diaries by BiteMeTechie reviews
The house of 1428 has many secrets. A shoebox that contains a forgotten diary hidden under one of the floorboards in the attic is only one of them. Follow a regular girl's slow descent into madness courtesy of Fred Krueger. Now complete with happy ending!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,859 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/13/2006 - Published: 11/26/2006 - Complete
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Of Half-Empty Goblets and Broken Glass Slippers reviews
What if a world of magic was just outside your door? What if you were able to meet the characters who've inspired the dreams of children since the dawn of time? What if your best friend was a genie, and you worked at the House of Mouse? ... And what if, in addition to all this, you'd never seen a Disney movie in your life? That's what happened to Kristy. She's pretty much screwed.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,600 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14
The Moreau Twins vs The Gracey Manor
In Liberty Square, there lies an old, dark house. It's the ancestral home of the Gracey family, owned currently by their descendant Sarah Moreau. Her new husband isn't exactly what he seems, and her niece and nephew have strange powers. In short, this summer is bound to be quite the interesting one.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Published: 2/13