Author has written 9 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha, and Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak.
Hello, I am the Lady of the Crazy, other known as Sakura! I prefer randomness over normal any other day of the week! In my stories, where I make small appearances, my hair is a different color every time. It could be red, maybe even blue! Anyway, I have a psycho yami Onyx! But she'll introduce herself later on after I tell you about ME!
Favorite colors: White(color of Ryou, Bakura, and Kisara's hair), and Brown(color of meatballs, brownies, chocolate, and Ryou's eyes)
Favorite Artists: Evanescence, Three Days Grace, LittleKuriboh, ShadyVox, and Macreline the Vampire Queen
Favorite Cartoons: Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Regular Show, Family Guy, American Dad, Allen Gregory, Bob's Burgers, Invader Zim, and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic(No judgement!!!)
Favorite Animes: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragon Ball Z Kai, Vampire Knight, Soul Eater, Yu-Gi-Oh GX and Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's
Favorite Abridged Series: Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dragon Ball, and Soul Eater
Favorite Foods: Tacos, Burritos, Kit-Kat, Ice Cream(cookies n cream), and Spaghetti
"Gone are the days when fools would only come armed with a hammer and a wooden stake to slay us vampires."
- Larten Crepsley in Hunters of the Dusk, the eight book of the Cirque Du Freak series
"Thanks, but I would rather share a bed with an orangutan."
- Debbie Hemlock's reply to Vancha's March's request in Allies of the Night, the eight book of the cirque do freaks series
"When it comes to fighting the panther, we won't have time for Plan Panic. We'll only have time for Plan K.Y.A.G."
"What's plan K.Y.A.G.?"
"Kiss Your Ass Goodbye!"
- Harkat Mulds and Darren Shan's conversation in Lake of Souls, the tenth book of the Cirque Du Freak series
"You sound nervous? It is because of the accent? Want to know how I got it? Well, my father was a drinker. One night he went a little crazier than usual, so my mommy got a teapot to defend herself. He didn't like that, so he poured boiling hot tea all over her. Then he came at me with the teapot and said, "...Why so British?""
- Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
"But I can't hear anything NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!"
Joey Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
"Think I have unbecoming of my concussion now...Eh nyeh nyehhh..."
Joey Wheeler from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
"Fools! Yu-Gi-Oh! has no women! Only girly men!"
Marik Ishtar from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
"I will take someone that the Pharaoh holds dear and turn them into one of my mind slaves! And according to all the fanfiction I've read, that'd be Joey."
"But Master Marik, it's quite obvious that the Pharaoh is in love with Tea, sir."
"What?! No way, that's insane! What kind of messed up Fanfics have YOU been reading Odion?!"
- Marik and Odion Ishtar's conversation from Yu-Gi-Oh the Abridged Series
Skills: Writing, singing, acting, memorizing quotes or TV shows and eating
OC's I created for my stories:
(Name: Ame Tenshi; Called 'Angel' by Ryou; Future Mrs. Bakura by Night; Daughter of Hathor by gods; From Of colors and charms)
Age: About 17
Eye color: Emerald Green
Hair: Blonde; Brushes shoulders, curled
Complexion: Fair, pale
Clothing Style: Usually wears white
Best qualities: Caring, sweet, and lovable
Worst Qualities: Too secretive, emotional, and stubborn
Fears: the dark, losing her friends, being alone and losing the love of her life
Hobbies: Dance, archery, and caring for others
Talents: dance and archery
Dream Job: Professional dancer
Ancient Persona: Acenath(Hold of the White Charm; Master Archer and Dancer; Adio's ancient lover)
(Nieme Ryuushi; Cat Magician by Night; Daughter of Bastet by the gods; Ai by Marik; From Of colors and charms)
Age: Around 18
Eye color: Sapphire Blue
Hair: Raven; Designed like Kagome Higurashi's from Inuyasha; rarely seen up
Complexion: Tan, fair
Clothing Style: Usually wears purple robes while working on spells; wears t-shirts and jeans for civilians; Egyptian dresses for formal events
Best Qualities: Clever, calm in tense situations, and never gives up on someone
Worst Qualities: secluded, clumsy with magic from time to time, stubborn, hotheaded
Fears: Losing her magic, losing everyone she loves
Hobbies: Magic, spending time with Ishizu, Marik, and Odion
Dream Job: Thinks about being a successful magician and settling down with someone to have kids
Ancient Persona: Aziza(Holder of the blue charm; Master magician; lover of Malik)
(Chie; called Velvet Cupcake by Night; Daughter of Seshat by the gods)
Age: In her early twenties
Eye color: Lime Green
Hair: Velvet Red
Clothing Style: wears ancient Egyptian wear
Best Qualities: Wise, kind
Worst Qualities: Bad at driving, stubborn, hotheaded
Hobbies: Reading, talking about intellectual subjects, writing
Dream Job: Discoverer
Ancient Persona: Seshat(Friend of the Ancient fighters of Adofos; Priestess)
(Miku; Mimi by little brother; Ai by Sesshomaru; from The Cra
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
-You talk to yourself a lot. [x]
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
Normal people VS. YuGiOh fans
Normal people: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
YuGiOh fans ; would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions.
Normal people: say OMG!
YuGiOh fans ; Say oh my RA !
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
YuGiOh fans ; Say shut up or i'll steal seto's checkbook and blame it on you.
Normal people ; Think bad guys are very ugly
YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and absolutely love bakura and marik.
Normal people ;when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
YuGiOh fans ; when being chased yell HELP ME MARIK.
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms.
YuGiOh fans ; know that their might be a duel between yami yugi and yami bakura , and that some of them might be shirtless.
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
YuGiOh fans ; would go directly to Domino city.
Normal people ; Would be scared when they see people in purple caots chasing them.
YuGiOh fans ; Just know that marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine.
Nomal people ; Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycle's
YuGiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it is marik or Valon the badass australian .
Normal people ; Think YugiOh is just a stupid childern's card game
YugiOh fans ; Know a lot better and know that it even was in the egyptian past.
Normal people ; Think little people are stupid.
Yugioh fans : Think that mokuba is way to cute to be stupid.
Normal people ; Would never go to an orphanage
Yugioh fans ; Know better and go a lot to orphanage to check out if there is someone like seto.
Normal people; Think Egypt is stupid
Yugioh fans ; Would go immediately to Egypt , because maybe marik is there!
normal people ; Would never buy to expensive thing because they might become out of money.
Yugioh fans ; Would just kidnap mokuba and force seto to shop with them.
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If you think Bakura need's more screen time paste this on your profile
...B... Put this
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. Blast Hannah Montana with the Windows Down to Embarrass the Friends You're Driving With.
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall while Singing 'I'm off to see the Wizard! The Wonderful Wizard of Oz!'
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Tell your Teachers You Couldn't Finish Your Homework because your Internet was down. Tell Them Through Email.
16. When arguing with someone, randomly start yelling at them in another language, fake or real.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
Well, Sakura signing off for now! I'll just leave you to Onyx... GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!!(Runs away)
Hello, my name Onyx.
I am the evilness that crept within Sakura's soul and she didn't even know it.
Favorite Colors: Black(Night, Death, and Resurrection) Purple(color of the shadow realm, Marik's minion attire, and Malik's eyes..., I mean, uh...Uh, WISTERIAS!Yeah, the flower! Heh, heh...), and Red (the color of blood, Yami's eyes in season 0, and supposedly Bakura's at some point in the series)
When I'm not busy torturing small kittens, I'm writing poems on the laptop I share with my hikari's idiotic brother Connor(AKA, the mistake before me).
Want to hear one?
A teardrop is insignificant within a pool of tainted water,
but can touch one's soul as it runs down their face.
But when someone sees you in your moment of weakness,
it's best you don't leave any evidence or trace.
So now, as I walk out the door,
not wanting to make any sound,
but I fail, knowing you heard my heart...
shattering as it hit the ground.
I know, a little sad and whatnot, but who cares?
Well, I am evil. The reasons are below:
how to tell if you're evil
I was thinking that maybe the reason that evil people are evil is because they don't know that they are. So I decided to compile a guide on how to tell if you are evil.
If you live in a cave, dungeon, dark cellar, or a tall dark gloomy castle where the town below fears your comming you are evil.
If you do or ever have posessed someones soul, you are evil
If you have ever met Satan you are evil
If you have ever talked to Satan you are evil
If you are Satan you are evil.
If you think you are more than one person you are evil
If you have a very low voice which strikes fear into the hearts of men (ex: Darth Vader) you are evil
If you take your date to a beheading rather than a movie you are evil.
If small children cry when they see you, you are evil
If your last name is lord of (darkness; hate; hell; etc.) you are evil.
If any of these apply to you please do something about it, thank you.
Well, I'm sure I just made you hate yourself a little more inside.
My job is done.
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