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Hi people!I'm channy-mega-fan and i'm from Romania.I'm 16 and i'm in 10th grade.
I'm a huge fan of sonny with a chance and of course channy.
I LOOOVE reading fanfiction and review.
I metally correct people grammer while they talk to me.
More importantly, I am a hopeless romantic.
'Life is like a movie, write your own ending.' --> from BethanyRose1796
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
MUSIC is my life.I started to play guitar since septermber and i love it.
If you love Camp Rock, paste this into your profile.
If you Believe in Jesus Christ, put this on your profile, and don't deny this, because the bible says, "Deny me, and i will Deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."
When Demi Lovato was 12 years old, a hate petition went round her school saying,
'Sign this if you hate Demi Lovato.'
If you love Demi Lovato then copy and paste this onto you profile and sign your name at the bottom.
We love you Demi...
As A Demi Fan I Pledge ~
'Sitting in my own house right now.. at my own kitchen table.. wearing my own socks. This is so cool... I own things' - ddlovato() -->haha so cool!!!
Demi Lovato was bullied at school.
But she got on with her life.
Now she's getting help with an eating disorder and cutting.
The haters really didn't help matters.
They only made it worse.
Copy this to your profile if you hate the haters.
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF YOU LOVE DEMI LOVATO AND SELENA GOMEZ:
Sterling and Demi were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
And most of all I'M SORRY
Who made it cool to wear skinny jeans? The Jonas Brothers
Who made it okay to cry? The Jonas Brothers
Who said "Everybody needs a little Poison Ivy"? The Jonas Brothers
And who made it alright to be inlove? The FREAKING Jonas Brothers
this is one of my favorite Jonas Brother remake songs to dance to it's gonna getcha good
~Put this on your profile if you are a true Jonas fan~
~Copy & Paste This In Your Profile If You Support The Jonas Brothers~ If you loved the Jonas Brothers before they have been on Hannah Montana, paste this on your profile.
I'm that girl
-I watched an episode of Hannah Montana because Sterling Knight was in it.
-I wish I owned a Mackenzie Falls uniform.
-I wish So Random was an actual show.
-My friends feel the need to slap themselves when they say something that could remind me about SWAC in front of me because I'll start talking about it.
-I squeal whenever there's a cute Channy moment in SWAC.
-Sonny with a Chance is about the only show I watch anymore.
-I've seen every episode at least 5 times.
-I'm mad at Disney for not adding Channy in some episodes they could have.
-The only FanFics i've written are SWAC ones.
If these describe you too, copy and paste this in your profile.
Here I Am but Who Will I Be? Even though I know This is Me. I Gotta Find You so we can Start the Party because Our Time is Here and I know we've got What It Takes. We're 2 Stars and We Rock so I gotta Play My Music. So now I'm gonna say Hasta La Vista because I'm Too Coolto know you. Camp Rock! Copy and Paste this to your profile if you're a Camp Rocker.
Copy and Paste this into your profile if your friends are sick of hearing about Sonny With a Chance or anyone/anything related with it.
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you watch the new episodes of Sonny With a Chance on Youtube a week before they are released.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
Chaddylancooperism- The act of having an exaggerated sense of one's own importance or abilities, followed by stunning good looks. If you suffer from Chaddylancooperism, copy and paste this onto your page.
If you suffer from E.O.W.S.K.D. (Extreme Obsession With Sterling Knight Disorder), copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you agree that Chad and Sonny are made for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile.
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
If you agree and nod along to all of these, you are a Sonny with a Chance mega fan and have to paste this on your page:
1. You called Sonny nice and are expecting some scented candles soon.
2. You can remember Sonny's number off by heart.
3. You quote Chad Dylan Cooper in real life.
4. You want to go to Lookout Mountain.
5. You know all the words to the Stop SPS song. What a legendary song :D
6. You adore Cupcake, even if he costs $40 an hour.
7. You think Chad Dylan Cooper really is the greatest actor of our generation.
8. You smile hugely when Chad gets jealous.
9. You think Channy is the greatest couple there will ever be.
10. Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.
11. Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoo, the ice cream that licks itself.
12. When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.
13. You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.
14. You just wish Channy would form already!
15. So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.
16. You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.
17. You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.
18. Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!
19. You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro yo machine.
20. Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!
21. You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.
22. You suddenly want to go live in a vent.
23. Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.
24. You know the difference between Coco Moco Coco and Moco Coco Moco.
25. You settle things by playing musical chairs.
26. You wrote a complainent letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.
27. You can't say no to the kiss cam.
28. You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs!
29. You keep telling your friends that Chad Dylan Cooper is real.
30. There are eighty shades of white.
31. Even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.
32. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
33. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
34. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
35. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy.
36. Not all proms end in disaster.
37. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
38. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".
39. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
40. A mop makes a great present.
41. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.
42. Anyone can pull off a weird beard.
43. Chicken fingers and ski ball are a great combo.
44. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
45. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.
46. You should never let your co-star talk without a script.
47. Tween Choice Awards make great toilet paper holders.
48. If you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting.
49. You spend most of your time reading and writing fanfiction for Channy.
50. You answer your phone with "Let me hear you say HEEEEY!"
51. When you wanna show your friend something, you say check it out, check it out!
52. Instead of sandwich, you say sammich
53. You leave the room yelling 'PEACE OUT SUKAHS!"
54. You say a'ight in a Chad Dylan Cooper fashion
55. Whenever someone acts OOC, you like to draw a circle in the air and explain the circle of life.
56. You laugh at people who say double duty (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
57. You know the importance of having two phones.
58. You know it's serious if Chad cuts his massage to an hour.
59. Camp Hip Hop is better than the Chad Dylan Cooper Story.
60. You break up people by dressing up like Big Foot.
61. Syrup and feathers is the best way to prank someone.
62. To scare someone out of your prop house, you lure them into the arms of a rat that used up all your film.
63. You know to get a hug from Chad, you need to buy a box of cookies.
64. You joined the Blossom Scouts.
65. You know pacts are broken when you deal with a guy who hides cameras in gift baskets.
66. You cheer up people by making them a balloon animal.
67. You know Sonny will always do your science project if you act sad enough.
68. You always practice to be a tennis judge in the middle of the cafeteria.
69. You know why Zac Efron is banned from the Mackenzie Falls set.
70. You know, even if you deny it that you can fall in love with your enemy.
71. You know that pretty gets you two things: dates and steaks.
72. You know that... "DELTA NU RULES!"
73. You want to eat a Chad Safari Bar.
74. You know when bats fly out of a cave they always fly left.
75. You followed Chad on Flitter.
76. On Wednesday nights, you spend your time surfing channels to see which one Mackenzie Falls is on.
77. You know all the Pauly Pledges by heart.
78. When life gives you a problem, you ask "What would Pauly do?"
79. You've watched every single Sonny episode at least three times.
80. Most episodes you know by heart, yet you still laugh at Zora's craziness and still "Aww" at the Channy moments.
81. There isn't a day that you don't think about Sonny With A Chance.
82. You dream about the characters and actors all the time.
83. You feel like you're about to explode when the new SWAC episode is coming on.
84. You look back at old episodes where Sonny and Chad used to fight and think to yourself: "Ha. Now they're dating."
85. You wish Selena Gomez would come back as a guest star and when she sees that they're dating, will yell: "HA! I told you both you liked each other!"
86. You pray Demi Lovato and Sterling Knight will do a duet someday soon.
87. Whenever you hear a love song, you think of Channy.
88. You know that if you want your cast mates and your boyfriend to get along, you have to fake a cold.
89. You know and plan to explode when Chad and Sonny kiss. :3
90. Even if you know what will happen by the end of Season 2, you will ever single moment Chad and Sonny are together.
91. You should stay well away from Alex Bazarski.
Ten Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance. 1. There are eighty shades of white. Another Ten Things I learned From Sonny With A Chance 1. A mop makes a great present.
1. There are eighty shades of white.
Another Ten Things I learned From Sonny With A Chance
1. A mop makes a great present.
You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when:
You know you watch too much SWAC when... 1. You start answering the phone with, "Lemme hear you say heeeeeey!"
You know you watch too much SWAC when...
1. You start answering the phone with, "Lemme hear you say heeeeeey!"
Join the dark side, Muhahahaha!!
This is bunny.Copy and paste him into your profile to help him on his way to world domination.
This is Bunny.
Ha. I found 3 bunnies that are trying to gain world domination.
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
ANNOYING THINGS TO DO IN AN ELAVATOR!1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Tawni: Are you insulting me with geometry?
Tawni: Where's your idiot friend?
Sonny: ...Act natural.
Chad: [crying] Here's my lady at the zoo. Here's my lady at the pancake house eating a short stack. Here's my lady screaming at me to stop taking pictures of her short stack.
"And you know what? I can sis, and I can boom, and my bah kicks butt, thank you very much," ~Sonny in "Sketchy Beginnings"
"Oh my gosh, Chad, what happened to you?"
"At least my show brings joy to it's viewers"
"We're going somewhere so cool, so exclusive, so underground, that it doesn't even exist!"
"I love Chad Dylan Cooper!"
Chad: Wait, why do you want him to back off Sonny?
Chad:Who is this guy?!
Mackenzie: Hey ya'll! What'd I miss?
Chad Dylan Cooper: You know, a lot of people would say that it's so random we won this award, but it's not so random It's never so random. Because MacKenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!
Chad Dylan Cooper: Because it's my wall, and I like saying I banned Zac Efron. There will come a day when Zac Efron comes knocking on that door and he's like, 'Hey, can I come in?' And I'll be like, Oh no, you're banned!
(\ /) Channy I am Channy Bunny.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite t-shirt
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
Wait for the guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. wait for the guy who kisses you on the forehead, who wants to show you off to all of his friends even when you're in your sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends. Wait for the for the one who is constantly reminding you how much he cares for you and how lucky he is to have you, wait for the one who turns to his guys and says "thats her" - aww this is just so cute!!!
26 sweet thing a guy would do
1. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8.Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22.Sing , even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you.
25.Call for no reason
26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves you that much to quit it. --> awwww that's just so sweet so I thought I should put it here!:D
If your love Sharpies, ping-pong, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile.
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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile
If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this in your profile
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Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!"
If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If you love Sonny With A Chance, copy and paste this into your profile.
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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile
If you have ever tried to bond with one of your pets, copy and paste this into your profile.
I'M A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUD OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you've ever fallen off your chair in school put this in your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you don't believe life is fair...copy and paste this into your profile.
(\TS/) I am Taylor Swift Bunny.
If you have noticed this notice you may have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing.
If you try to fail, but succed instead then which have you done?
It's all fun and games until some gets hurt... then its hilarious!
Never go to bed early stay up and plot revenge.
Reality is for those who lack imagination.
There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult.
They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles.
Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and i thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I dont have a short attention span, I just- ooh, a kitty!
If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.
If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!
102 Ways to Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.
8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
12. Sniffle incessantly.
13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
14. Name your dog "Dog".
15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
19. Forget the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
21. Practice making fax and modem noises.
22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
31. Give a play-by-play account of a person’s every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
34. Drum on every available surface.
35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings
38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people’s backpacks.
39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
41. Set alarms for random times.
42. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet Mignon.
43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
45. Honk and wave to strangers.
46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
49. Wear your pants backwards.
50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
53. only type in lowercase.
54. dont use any punctuation either
55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it’s gone now."
62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
73. Drive half a block.
74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
75. Ask people what gender they are.
76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. Affect a Southern drawl, if Norwegian.
78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song
81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
86. Wear a LOT of cologne.
87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
88. Sing along at the opera.
89. Mow your lawn with scissors.
90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
96. Never make eye contact.
97. Never break eye contact.
98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties
102. read this list to people
YOUR GUY SIDE
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
If someone tells you "don't look now", but you do anyway
If you love waking up in the middle of the night, and realizing you have more time to sleep
If you hate waking up from a good dream and it won't come back.
If your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.
If slow computers drive you CRAZY.
If you love laughing until it hurts and you can't breathe.
If you used to blow into video games and it actually made them work.
If you use your cell phone to see in the dark.
If you can't help but find everything hilarious at 4 AM.
If you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.
If your fridge has NOTHING in it to eat, no matter how full it is.
If all those years you watched Blues Clues, you never realized Blue was a GIRL.
If you can't stand to hear your own voice in videos or recordings.
If you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.
If you check behind the shower curtain for murderers before getting in.
If you love people who text back instantly.
If you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.
If you really wish you could record your dreams and watch them later.
If you don't consider people who have only seen the movies to be "real" Harry Potter fans.
If you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
If you hate getting out of the shower and it's FREEZING.
If you walk a little faster when you see a creepy van.
If you hate how the best part of your dream is always right about to happen when you wake up.
If you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.
If you and your best friend can say one word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
If you have to try SO hard not to laugh when you're getting scolded.
If you and your best friend could sit down next to each other, not say a single word, and walk away feeling as if it was the greatest conversation ever.
If you stop the microwave before it hits 0:00 to avoid hearing the loud BEEPs.
If you know because everyone's house has a different smell that yours must have one. But you still can't smell it!
If you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
If you get paranoid because the spider you saw five seconds ago isn't there anymore.
If you hate it when you think of a really good comeback after the argument.
If you love it when teachers get off track and tell you stories about their life.
If your favorite song always seems to come on right as you pull into your driveway.
If you mentally say "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday".
If you used to climb on furniture and pretend the floor was lava.
If you want to STRANGLE that kid who reminds the teacher about homework and quizzes.
If you were first in Mario Kart, you fell off a cliff, and then you were... last.
If whenever someone says 'I like your shirt', you look down to see what you're wearing.
If you look down at your cell phone when you're walking past someone you want to avoid.
If you hate when teachers say "From all the talking, I assume everyone is done."
If you have dropped your phone on your face while laying down texting.
If once you turn off all the lights in the basement you run the heck out of there.
If you feel like a ninja whenever you drop something and catch it.
If you believe big red buttons should be pushed because they are big and red, copy and paste this into your profile.
You say Twlilight
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
If you belive in God please copy and paste this to your profile.
Wars destroy the world, and world peace is NOT just for pageant queens. If you truly believe in world peace, please copy and paste this into your profile and show the world you care. Because it's not always the fighters who are hurt: it is the innocents, the victims, the people who never had a choice. Please, do not blame an entire country's worth of people for what their government does! Many times, they never got a say in what was decided because their government is so oppressive.
You know you live in 2011 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave
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