Pirate Perian
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Joined 09-15-02, id: 268477, Profile Updated: 04-16-10
Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, Star Wars, Firefly, Dexter, and Doctor Who.

I work for a literary agency, which means I spend most of my time reading and editing other people's fiction. But in my spare time, I write a little bit of my own...

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The Writing on the Wall by The Scorpion reviews
Someone has committed murder at the Opera in Christine's name, and she does not know which of her two jealous suitors is the more likely suspect.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,894 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Erik, Christine, Raoul
The Letter by illyriazshell reviews
Je suis fini! Set 3 months after the end of Season 2. Dexter stalks a challenging new victim, but due to serious complications made from beyond the grave, things don't go as well as he planned...
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,228 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Complete
The Innocent by The Grasshopper reviews
COMPLETED. A dark, modern retelling of the original tale.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,970 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Complete
For I have Sinned by Zillah 91 reviews
Dexter Fanfic Forgive him, father, for he has sinned.He's sinned a lot. Be adivsed, it's rated M for a reason.
Dexter - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2007
And You Wanna Run by apckrfan reviews
Rita's enjoying the new woman she's slowly becoming. She just hopes it's not too late to set a good example for Astor and Cody. This is a gen fic with RitaDexter implied. This is a Dexter fic with spoilers through Return To Sender 1x06.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Devil Caught Your Eyes by vega rin reviews
Summer in Florida. While Harry is away, young Dexter is sorely tested. Teenage Dexter and Deb. Harry.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
Master Mason by The Scorpion reviews
After designing palaces for kings in the Middle East and before settling in Paris to construct the finest Opera House in Europe, Erik established himself in Belgium and built ordinary houses.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,542 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/13/2006 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Erik
Elainie by The Scorpion reviews
A little bit of death washes up on Erik's shore and Christine soon develops a fixation that haunts her to the edges of madness.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 56,144 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Erik, Christine, Raoul - Complete
All Good Girls Go to Heaven by StitchGrl reviews
Christine chooses the grasshopper instead of the scorpion, and she shall get her reward, with a price! Morbidity Phic Contest entry. Enjoy!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Complete
Bodies on the Shore by Elcie reviews
COMPLETED! An EC Leroux based fiction. What if Christine did not have the resolve to approach Erik as his "living bride" when Raoul and the Persian are in the torture chamber. A huge thank you to all who read and especially to those who reviewed.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,390 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
The Married Life by Jezzyka reviews
For Erik and Christine, living together and starting a family under the Opera House is not as simple as it seems. A silly depiction of what it might be like...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 1/28/2005
How Hungry Would a Woman Have to Be? by Mereidia reviews
COMPLETED: How hungry would a woman have to be to accept my money in exchange for her services? Erik has a late-night encounter that will change his views on life forever. Rated for language and for adult topics...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,001 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004 - Complete
The Visitor by Mereidia reviews
What if Erik still haunted the Opera and decided to make his presence known to a visting 'phan? A unique 'one-shot' take on a modern-day visit to the Paris Opera House.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Stranger Than You Meant It by Absinthe-Minded reviews
A rare and illuminating series of private correspondences between the composer and lyricist of a legendary work of musical theatre...No, really!...Would I lie?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Complete
A Winter's Tale by Midasgirl reviews
Songphic to David Essex's "A Winter's Tale". It has been a year, and Erik has moved away from Paris. As the snow falls, he remembers Christine ...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/7/2004
Curses of The Siren by The Scorpion reviews
A twist of fate: Suppose everything for Erik and Christine had actually somehow ended happily ever after...But they say fate always has a way of asserting itself. It seems Erik's dream will never be more than Christine's nightmare.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,827 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2004 - Published: 11/4/2003 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Valinor by Vilya0 reviews
Une suite au dernier chapitre de la trilogie.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - French - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2004 - Frodo B., Bilbo B. - Complete
Beyond the Stars by Stephantom reviews
Father and son struggle to move on after a mother's death. This is about the Persian!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Persian/Daroga - Complete
Air by Aenigmatic reviews
A day in the life of Erik the Executioner: A life most extraordinary with the wielding of the punjab lasso.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2003 - Published: 10/24/2003
The Apologist by Stephantom reviews
A conversation between Nadir and Erik, set in Persia.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Persian/Daroga, Erik - Complete
Hail Mary by the daroga reviews
Vignettecharacter study of a mother and son.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Erik - Complete
A Long Walk to Forever by Olethros reviews
The Phantom and his leading lady take a walk with unexpected consequences. Pure E/C phluff for your enjoyment. *Complete*
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Complete
Kissing the Frog by the daroga reviews
An alternate ending vignette to The Phantom of the Opera.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Christine, Erik - Complete
I So Want to Be You by Deep Roller reviews
*COMPLETED*Erik wants to switch lives with Raoul, but something goes horribly, horribly wrong for him. Find out what life in his...erm...new body is like, and find out WHY he let Raoul go. Did you ever want to be somebody else? Chapter 5 is up now!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,673 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Complete
Song from a Shadow by waiting4morning reviews
**FINISHED!** It is 1997... Christine is entering her last year of high school without parents, without friends, and without hope... until she meets Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 30,357 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 8/6/2000 - Christine, Erik - Complete
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If You Want My Future reviews
After the events of "The Girl in the Fireplace," Rose has a question for the Doctor. There is list-making, a bit of flirting, and unfortunately, a bit of singing. Shamelessly fluffy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Little Favours reviews
The Master has decimated the human race, and Lucy Saxon brings the Doctor some supper. Set immediately after "The Sound of Drums."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,038 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - 10th Doctor, Lucy S. - Complete
Better Ways reviews
Jack has his own ways of finding out about people. Jack/Ten, set during "The Sound of Drums."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2009 - 10th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
The Real One reviews
Rose and the Doctor are more or less the same as before. Except not. Set after the events of "Journey's End."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,538 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Rose T., 10th Doctor - Complete
We'll Take a Cup of Kindness Yet reviews
It's New Year's Eve, and Tonks is stationed in Hogsmeade. She's ready for Death Eaters. She's ready for dementors. In fact, she's ready for just about anything... except an unplanned encounter with a certain very elusive werewolf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/9/2008 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Flash of Red reviews
Every year, the Doctor visits the girl trapped in the mirror. Spoilers for all of season 3, particularly "The Family of Blood."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
In Walls of Stone reviews
They think you betrayed two of your dearest friends. They think you killed thirteen innocent people with a single curse. They sentenced you to a fate worse than death. You try to tell them that you're innocent, but who listens to a madman?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Before, After, Maybe reviews
Something's been troubling the Doctor, and it's keeping Rose awake. Set after the events of "The Satan Pit."
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/24/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Liar reviews
Virtually trapped in 12 Grimmauld Place, Sirius doesn't want anyone's charity. But charity isn't what Remus wants to give him. Mild slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Hopelessly Mundane reviews
As she walks out of Divination for the last time, Hermione is stung by Professor Trelawney's insult. Short genfic featuring a very angry Hermione, an aborted trip to the library, and an unexpected ally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Something is Cracking reviews
Deb catches Dexter in the act. Spoilers for all of season 2.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,689 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
Water Through a Rusted Pipe reviews
Deb sees a side of her brother that she's never seen before, and asks some awkward questions. Dexter, in answering them, decides to experiment with truth.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,395 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
Echoes reviews
Remus doesn't want to know why Sirius thought he was the traitor fourteen years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sky Fell While We Were Talking reviews
Rita tries to come to terms with Lila. Dexter tries to come to terms with Rita. A postseasontwo love story... of sorts.
Dexter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete
Be Not Proud reviews
Christopher Harlow loses a hand, and eventually his life. Dexter searches for fulfillment. Sergeant Doakes listens. Season 2 missing moment, rated for violence and language.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Complete
The Embers of Another reviews
Zoe tells Wash everything. Well, almost everything. Rated for mild adult content. Present!ZoeWash, past!ZoeMal. You have been warned.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Zoe W., Mal - Complete
White Lies reviews
The Council wouldn't make him a Master, and now they've asked him to spy. A RotS missing moment in which Anakin gets revenge in his own small way.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
How to Be an Opera Ghost reviews
When the real opera ghost doesn't feel like haunting things anymore... well, SOMEONE has to take his place. Not EOW. On hiatus for the time being, although I hope to finish it eventually.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,838 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/29/2005 - Published: 1/31/2005
Things You Didn't Have reviews
Every day you think that this will be the day that Sirius will appear on your doorstep, and you can begin to repair the friendship that was torn apart so many years ago. [PostPoA, 2nd person Remus POV.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Awake reviews
Earlier that evening, Remus kissed Sirius on a drunken dare. And it didn't mean anything at all. Nope. Nothing at all. [Mild RS slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
A Drink and a Dare reviews
Gryffindor 6th year common room: Peter is upset about a recent breakup. James has an illegallyprocured bottle of firewhiskey. Remus tries to be the voice of reason. Sirius acts like... well, like Sirius. [Mild RS slash.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/3/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
No Big Deal reviews
Remus reveals a few insecurities, and Sirius helps. Or at least, he tries to help. One-shot fic featuring a woman that Remus does not date.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/27/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Dog's Guide to Kissing a Girl reviews
Remus is afraid that if he tries to kiss the girl he likes, she'll say no. But with a little advice from Sirius, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Siren reviews
Erik takes Christine rowing on the lake, and mermaids do not exist. Or perhaps they do. [Kayverse.]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/21/2005 - Complete
The Voice reviews
What would have happened if Christine had not believed in the Angel of Music? Well, probably not much.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Complete
The Dog's Guide to Getting a Date reviews
All of Remus' friends already have dates for the Valentine's Day dance, but he's too shy to ask the girl he likes to go with him. Will a little help from Sirius put him on the right track?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Mirror reviews
Erik has seen and heard Christine for the first time, and he knows that he can't have her. He knows all too well. [Kayverse.]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Complete
As Moon on Forest Falls reviews
Summer of 1996: in the face of the death of his best friend, Remus Lupin searches for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Remus L. - Complete
Wolfsbane reviews
Over the summer of 1995, Padfoot sees Moony under the influence of the Wolfsbane Potion for the first time, and Sirius realizes how much Remus has changed over the last fourteen years...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Odalisque reviews
In Susan Kay's Phantom, the shah presented Erik with the gift of a wife but when she shrank from his touch, he refused to keep her. What would have happened, though, had she been willing to fulfill her duty? [AU Kayverse.]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Between Werewolves reviews
OotP, chapter 23: Mr. Weasley gets a plethora of visitors on Christmas Day, but his werewolf bitten roommate has no visitors at all... that is, until Remus Lupin decides to have a chat with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/3/2003 - Remus L. - Complete
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