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Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Twilight, and Sherlock.

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The Accidental Malfoy by Rumaan reviews
Hermione is fed up of seeing her friends leave her behind. She's thirty, alone and broody. Not one to wait around, she decides to take matters into her own hands and have the child she's always wanted. The resulting pregnancy is far from what she expects
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,323 - Reviews: 995 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 1,152 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Book Two: Christmas Magic and Meddling by Sensula reviews
Marian is now a full Auror and the team gets their first case. Magic and mystery stirs the blood as Christmas comes closer, as well as the Ball. Draco shows interest in someone, as well. Second in series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,262 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Aye, Aye Captain by joanvindiesel reviews
The untold saga of Hero and her Captain. A side note one-shot series featuring Cummings from 'Oh Captain, My Captain' ranging from completely new tidbits to familiar scenes with new endings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,612 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Sirius B., OC
My Journey to Insanity: Tomazine on My Immortal by Tomazine reviews
NARRATOR: Tara Gilesbie's My Immortal, punctuated by pedantic remarks from Tom, who will grow less and less engaging as her sanity shrinks. Update: Oh, God, we went to rehab, it didn't help! At all! One bit! Do you see what this is doing to our psyche? (Image courtesy of Lemi darling.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,466 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 1/3/2012 - OC
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1138 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Mandrake Juice by LadySarahj reviews
A bunch of fluffy one-shots about Hermione and Draco! They are kind of lame but my friends say they are funny so please read and review!:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Adventure of a Marauder by imafeckingstarr reviews
Melissa Lopez is an average girl, with average grades and an average life. That is, until a replica of Tom Riddle's Diary in the London Harry Potter exhibit transports her back in time. Sequel to "A Riddle for Riddle" - probably have to read that too...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 47,718 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Monster by TheBloodyWhiteWolfxoxo reviews
I'm nothing but a monster burning in a hell that only exists in my head. There's no hope until one harmless glance chances logic and binds two eternal enemies together in a twist of fate. Can the escape from this hell be found in an infuriating dimpled grin? Or is this another dark, dirty trick of my own mind? A forbidden passion, hellfire, and wild tempers—this is no fairytale.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 298,780 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Emmett, OC] - Complete
Sun, the Moon and Stars by An Artists Account reviews
Here I am, sweating out my guts trying to pass my NEWTs, trying to stop Lily blowing up James every 5 minutes oh & I can breathe underwater. But trying to keep a secret isn't so easy when that Sirius Black is always around.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,109 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Infant Stratagem by panneler-san reviews
In which Mad-Eye Moody has the brilliant idea of forcing Granger to seduce Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,284 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Past Friend by miss bubblegum reviews
It's a typical day at 12 Grimmuald Place. Until, that is, they find a box of old photographs featuring a mysterious girl. Who is she, and whatmisadventures will they discover along the way? *rating may change*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,544 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Rules and Regulations to Winning a Witch's Heart by epicdetour reviews
"I think James is right." Remus said after a few moments. "You're not losing your touch; she just hates you." Someone at Hogwarts is apparently immune to Sirius Black's charms. Naturally, this pisses him off. Sirius/OC.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,066 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Sirius B., OC
The Circle by JemmadA reviews
A time-travelling story in which reality blends into our favourite world, in which James and Lily get a chance for life and our dear Sirius... well, I won't spoil the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,943 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 2/24/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
Crossing Boundaries by annaisadinosaur reviews
Back then it used to be exam grades and the "I love you"s that they worried about. Back then just the idea of Lily and James was something equivalent to fantasy, and the scariest thing to ever exist was a full moon. But now it's life and now it's death, and Gracie and Sirius are living in a war where people aren't the only things that go missing. When did the lies become truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 133,637 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Sorry, Mum! by I'm a Witch So Deal With It reviews
ONE-SHOT! Crackfic! Fred and George are at it again! All dialogue. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Capitol's Whore by Lily-on-the-water reviews
Katniss and Peeta have survived, but the games aren't over. Now Katniss is being sold off by the Capitol to the highest bidders. Will the games ever stop, or will she be the Capitol's whore forever?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Katniss E.
Marriage Law by Trixie Ray reviews
[HIATUS] A Marriage Law is released, bounding Hermione and Draco. What will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,632 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 9/19/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Miracle's Treacherous Trickeries by MoodBeam reviews
Evil teachers, plenty of pranks, and a revenge to rock Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry off it's socks. The Marauders and I are the saviors of our sixth year. And let me tell you, Sirius Black has one sexy arse. Rated T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/14/2013 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sirius B., OC
How to Pick Up a Girl in 60 Seconds or Less by Twipotterfreak28 reviews
She gets dragged to speed dating by her friend. He makes a bet that he can pick her up in 60 seconds or less. Welcome to the world of men who desperately need a girlfriend, women who throw themselves at any man that has a pulse, and extremely cheesy pick up lines that both sides use. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride from table to table.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Sapphire Eleanor Rose Suzette de Mont vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
Second entry in the MSEA Files. The sequel to "Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon." There's a new Sue in town; Sapphire, an annoyingly smart, annoyingly pure, annoyingly modest, annoyingly pretty, annoyingly sweet, annoyingly desirable girl. You can panic now.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,780 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - OC - Complete
The 99th Hunger Games by Bookluvr2 reviews
The Rebellion never happened. It is the Ninety Ninth Hunger Games. 24 tributes go in, only one comes out. Please read and review, but sponsering is now closed due to the story being complete.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,068 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/14/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Complete
Dear Professor Dumbledore by Kything to Write reviews
I don't know if these will ever reach you, but I don't see why not. After all, my owl has never failed to deliver a letter before. And who else can I even write to? I mean, you're Dumbledore. You know everything that goes on in Hogwarts. OC, PoA onwards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 9/8/2012 - OC, Albus D.
My Random Poetry Collection by FlyingAboveTheClouds reviews
I have an entire notebook filled with pages of poetry and nothing to do with it, so feel free to read through my collection of poems.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012
Secret Owl Post by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger joined the Secret Owl Post, a program that sets wizards up with pen pals. What they don't realize is that they're paired up with each other. Dramione. Based off You've Got Mail - which was based off another movie, which was based off a play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Pleasant Vacation by FreakyElla reviews
She left England over the holidays to have some alone-time. But on the shores of Puerto Rico Hermione isn't as alone as she might think...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 64,173 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
House Unity, but a Marriage Law? by cupcake.universe reviews
My take on a marriage law but in more depth with a twist! Mainly Dramione with some Ginny/Blaise Neville/Luna Harry/Cho and Ron/Pansy. Please read and review! I changed the rating to T because there is a bit of swearing and just to be safe! :D xxx
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,977 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Elixir de Vie by MeguDesu reviews
What happens when the Head girl, Hermione, is turned into her four year old self due to a potions accident that's not so accidental caused by Pansy. The Head boy helps of course! Too bad it's Draco who is her mortal enemy. Will her child-like self melt his frozen heart? May contain some OOC-ness
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Carriage Ride by blue sapphire lady reviews
The Golden Trio is forced to take a painfully long carriage ride with none other than a grumpy Draco Malfoy. Unfortunately for the clueless Hermione, Malfoy's plan to flirt with the witch to get "her bodyguards" all angry gets a little bit out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,516 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Prank War by variyamalfoy reviews
Hermione's parents couldn't be with her over Winter Break, but Dumbledore made sure she has company over the break, and if she completes his "task" she will score Gryfindor 300 points!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Things that the DA aren't allowed to do by Anime-Rosalie reviews
The remaining members of the DA-Harry, Ron, Hermione, Luna, Neville, Ginny, Colin, and Dennis-find a list entitled 'Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts'. They attempt to pull off the list, enough said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,879 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P.
Who Would've Guessed? by KrisCheshee reviews
"I never thought I was your type, Black. I thought you liked the ones that weigh 4 pounds, one for each boob and two for the tons of make-up they have on." "Isn't that what you are?" I smacked the back of his head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,518 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
12 Stolen Kisses by stay.traught.i'm.deactivated reviews
[abandoned] "Malfoy, do you believe in fireworks when people kiss?" I just couldn't help myself; I need to finish this now. "No, not really, Granger. Why do you ask?" His face was a mask, and it irritated me to not know what he was thinking or feeling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,895 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hate Mail to Love Notes by ohmydramione reviews
"Roses are red, violets are blue. Everyone despises you and I do to" -Hermione *Why did you write me that?* -Draco "Because I'm extremely bored." -Hermione *Only boring people get bored* "Then your life must be pretty dull" and so the story begins...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,255 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Flower Boy Project by PurplePiecesPerfection reviews
Charlotte is a sarcastic tomboy who meets and befriends two very different boys. One of them is an arrogant, rich playboy, while the other is an impulsive, violent rebel. She decides to change them into nice flower boys, but complications arise when they both start falling for her...
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012
The Marauderettes: A New Generation by BrindleRo16 reviews
Brindle Jones, the seemingly normal daughter of a respected Catholic family, has been accepted into Hogwarts. She is soon disowned by her religious parents and adopted by the Willows. Brindle and Rowan Willow join forces with the Weasley twins to create a chaotic first year like never before. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012 - OC
Notes by Ms. Estella Black reviews
The famous Marauders always pass notes in class, but what happens when someone intrudes? ON HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,347 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Sirius B., OC
How to Know your obsessed with FanFiction by MatchPoint0-1 reviews
pretty self explanatory
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011
Harry Potter Associations by Passion Pit x reviews
Can you associate Harry Potter with regular, random everyday things? Like really obscure, random things... Just a small idea i had, i guess it's one of those things where you know you're a true HP nerd if you can do effortlessly... Instructions inside !
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,121 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P.
Talkin' bout My Girl by iDaringx3 reviews
When newly divorced Draco Malfoy bumps into his arch-nemesis Hermione Granger on the street, he doesn't recognise her, and she plans to use this to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,503 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Honey and the Bee by katesanders422 reviews
I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,595 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Titans, Gods and Demigods on Gmail by Ayaashi reviews
The Titans, Gods and Demigods make Gmail accounts! See their sign up details, emails and chats on Gmail! What are the Gods and Demigods reactions to TITANS having Gmail accounts? Watch out for hackers *cough cough* Hermes and the Titans *cough cough*
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 10/6/2011
The Olympus Awards by Ayaashi reviews
Apollo gets an idea and along with a friend hosts an award show, with the demigods and Olympians watching and getting awards. Includes, awards, stupid acts, performances, quizzes, interviews and much more... rated T because the Gods are... well, Gods.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,815 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011
Ask the Gods by Ayaashi reviews
Welcome to... ASK THE GODS! As previewed on the UK, Percy Jackson site. Ask the gods questions in the reviews, and they will answer them! Maybe if the Titans are in a good mood they'll answer your questions too...
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,963 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/18/2011
Dear FanFiction by marauderette-47 reviews
Yes, the characters are writing letters to FanFiction to complain about the way they are portrayed - but this isn't as cliche and overused as it sounds. The letters actually have some length, and the readers decide who writes next - R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Milk of Magnesia by Tomazine reviews
Voldie meets a girl when looking for Muggles to torture. She's young, pretty and unsuspecting. Worst choice ever. Rated for mild language/violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Voldemort, OC
It's Not Easy Falling For A Marauderer by JustSaraa reviews
Lily's cousin has come to Hogwarts. She's impulsive, sharp, witty, and, overall, a prankster. When she gets to Hogwarts, she falls immediately in with the Marauderers. What happens when she falls for the one who would easily break her heart?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,149 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sirius B., OC
MudLove by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"You're arrogant." "You're beautiful." "Excuse me? Did Draco Malfoy just call me beautiful?" "No duh. Gosh, Granger, go get a q-tip and clean the earwax out of your ears so you can listen while I try and flirt with you!" A collection of Dramione one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 15,787 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/23/2012 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
OnebyOne by My Devine Evil reviews
So, now that the tributes have been colected, it's time for them to die :D Rated T for light gore, and some swearing.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,129 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011
Stuck in an Elevator by learningtowrite1996 reviews
Jacob and Edward are stuck in an elevator together, and it just goes downhill from there. A series of arguements between Edward and Jacob. Caution, Breaking Dawn spoilers!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,292 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Jacob, Edward
100 ways to get kicked out of Target by pondsplash800 reviews
Me and my friend were bored at 2:00 AM so we made this. I did odds she did evens
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 8/26/2011
My Immortal Commentary by cheshire97 reviews
this is exactly like the title says. its my thoughts on My Immortal hope you have fun reading
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Oh Captain, My Captain by joanvindiesel reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has recruited new members and it's up to Sirius, the other Marauders and Lily to teach them. Will Sirius, who has never cared for lesson plans, be able to successfully train his newbie or will she end up mentally scarred for life?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 48,497 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/12/2012 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Hell On Heels by OhSweetPearl reviews
For 6 years Bella Swan has been harboring a deep hatred for men. Making men fall in love, support her financially then breaking their hearts is her perfect revenge. Will her heart ever heal, or will she be a sugar baby forever?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Bella
Magic Notebook by EvilAngel-x reviews
The Marauders all have magic notebooks which they use to talk to each other during classes, Just a bit of fun! The summary sucks but I think you should take a look. I own nothing you recodnize in the entire fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Lily Evans P., Marauders
Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way vs Canon by Cookie VanDeKamp reviews
First entry in the MSEA Files. There's a new student at Hogwarts by the name of Ebony Way, and she seems pretty screwed up in the head. Rated T for language and canon rape. And eye rape, probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,095 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - OC - Complete
I Will Survive by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
A boy and his uncle say goodbye...and more besides. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Rodolphus L., Draco M.
Lie to me by Mibamonster reviews
'Dear Diary, today I became Sirius Black's girlfriend. Somehow.' When Sirius Black's reputation is in jeopardy, he decides to prove them all wrong by being in a 'stable' relationship with none other than social outcast Alexandra Chilcott. 'SB/OC'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,740 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Capitol Girl by mascaramess reviews
Not everyone in the Capitol is as shallow as Finnick believes.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Finnick O.
Coming back to life by miss bubblegum reviews
several dead memebers of the first order come back to life! includes lilly and james. can be taken as a companion to 'the past friend'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bedlam and Broomsticks by Geekiness-Is-LOVE reviews
/"Please!" Sirius begged. "You have to be my fake girlfriend! Save me from Marlene!" And when Izzy Flynn agreed to be Sirius Black's fake steady girlfriend, she knew the year was going to be chaos. SB/OC./
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 69,576 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Marauders in trouble by Kitkan reviews
Well basically, James, Sirus and Remus have wound up into counselling sessions after being seen teasing Snape. But not all goes to plan for the counseller... :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - James P., Sirius B.
Where's the Final Battle Again? by xXGoldie12Xx reviews
"So, this is where it all ends? Where only one will survive?" "Yes." "Damn, here I was thinking that it was just a grocery store!" "WHAT THE HECK! IT'S WALMART, MALFOY! IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!" Stupid, but may cause you to laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Harry P.
Captivity story by Alice Night2 reviews
Okay I Already Know I'm Horrible At Titles... But I Don't Excactly Know What I'm Doing Either But Any Ideas Would Be Welcome Beacause I Personaly Have No Idea Where I'm Going With This... Well Please Review Hope You Like!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011
The Lone Maurader by horrorball reviews
Chaos develops in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry as the infamous Marauders meet their match. SiriusOC/LilyJames
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,850 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Sirius B., OC
10 Ways to Aggravate Ron by Superwholock-ismy-design reviews
Well, the title really explains this. It's a list of ways to make Ron angry. It's my first time posting something on here, so please leave a review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ron W. - Complete
Girls, Quidditch, and Other Things We Love by xXxArcanusRosexXx reviews
The Marauders: a Quidditch legend, Hogwarts' hottest guy, a prefect with a 'furry little problem', and a socially challenged rat. Mix in a fiery redhead and a troublemaking dark-haired beauty, and BAM! The most dramatic sixth year ever. JP/LE SB/OC RL/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 58,216 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Never Say Bieber by Kentastic72 reviews
Never say his name. Parody of "Never Say Never". I do NOT hate JB, it's just a Hopefully funny song. Flames accepted, but not appreciated.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Distorted Reflections by Lizzy Lovegood reviews
Sixteen-year-old Diana Lark has been unhinged by a certain character's death in the seventh book. However, what happens when she realizes that, not only is Harry Potter's world real, everything the books ever told her and millions of other fans is a lie?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,018 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - OC, Remus L. - Complete
Padfoot and I by missbabblingbrook21 reviews
Siuis black is that handsome cocky face that every girl knows. He usually falls for the more let's say snotty type, what happens when he begins to falls for Isabel...his best girl-friend since first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Beautiful Distractions Sirius Black by BiancaaBlack reviews
I, Rebecca Potter, am working my arse off to get better grades on my exams than Lily Evans, my best friend. But, that's not very easy when you fall for Hogwarts' heartthrob: SIRIUS BLACK. I don't need distractions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,931 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sirius B., OC
Cat's diary by Teresa Lisbon 123 reviews
Just a peek inside the mind of the great Cat Valantine!
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Cat V.
Letters Anonymous by Ellethwen Celtica reviews
Dumbledore has set up an inter-House penpalship between everybody at Hogwarts. This focuses on just two of those people, who are in their fourth year. It is a struggle for them to learn anything much about each other, besides the obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,493 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Complete
The Capitol's Hunger Game by reNtZgLeek reviews
SPOILERS TO THE END OF MOCKINGJAY! When the 76th Hunger Games starts, it's with the Capitol's chidren. This is the story of those Hunger Games.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2011
150 ways to annoy Lucuis Malfoy by BigBlackEyes reviews
If you want to annoy Lucius Malfoy read this. If you want to start now here are some possible suggestions: Call him Lucy... Put itching powder in his underwear
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 21,603 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Lucius M., OC
Half Blood Chatroom by Friends Are Like Potatoes reviews
Chatroom between the Gods and Demigods. Blah blah blah, yeah, it's cliche. I wrote it anyways. Flames will be made into cupcakes! Percabeth DUH! /RECONTINUED
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,045 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C.
Marriage, Love and Everything Inbetween! by PolkaDots44 reviews
Rima Lupin has managed to piss of Lily Evans, loose her house thirty house points and get engaged to Sirius Black... all before transfiguration! What's going to happen to the fiesty Marauderette? Read and find out! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 4/19/2011 - OC, Sirius B.
Facebook by Indigo Lights reviews
What if the witches and wizards of Hogwarts all have facebook accounts? Stalk 'em here. Series of Drabbles. R&R. Can also include AVPM/S. Rated for Language. Enjoy reading!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Albus D.
Harry Pad The ipad that Harry Potter uses by roxake19 reviews
'Voldie and the death-eating pimps are going to the Ministry! YO!-11:15'.Crack fic. Warnings: Twitter, ipads,AVPM references. Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Many Ways To Annoy Hogwart Students & Faculty by klainer reviews
Wizards and witches can be annoyed easily. This story just has some of the ways to annoy them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Fred W., George W.
Snow Is Falling by PigsFlyWithEleanor reviews
What if the Hunger Games with Capitol children actually happened? SIF follows Heather Snow, the granddaughter of the late president as she is entered into the Games... The Capitol Games have finally begun. R&R the Bloodbath please!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,270 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/19/2010
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2286 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
The Sirius Black Advice Column by Ms. Estella Black reviews
How the heck did 16 year old Sirius Black get an Advice Column in the Daily Prophet? Well, it looks like he did, and here are the clip outs I found in his trunk at James's house.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sirius B.
The Bloody Marriage Law! by ebatcl reviews
ABANDONED. Bad: Ron's new attitude. Worse: Ministry's new marriage law. Worst: Her new husband - Draco Malfoy. Can Hermione, Harry and the gang survive the madness that ensues at their seventh year at Hogwarts when a new law is made mandatory for all students?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,731 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Living in the Shadow by nancyj0824 reviews
Cassie Malfoy, Draco's little sister by a year, is headed to Hogwarts for her fifth year. She's tired of living her life as Draco's shadow, but can she change that? and where do her loyalties truly lie? Looks like you're gonna have to read to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,816 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Draco M., OC
Annoying Snape in 101 Buttercup Ways by bananapanda2010 reviews
How does Buttercup annoy Snape? In oddball ways of course! READ AND REVIEW! Number 4!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Severus S., OC
The Voldy Letters by sick-atxxheart reviews
Random letters from the Harry Potter characters and the Dark Lord, discussing evil plans, candy, feelings, and much more. Randomness and fun ensues! May contain OOC-ness and scary randomness. Current: Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, and counseling. Oh no.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 12,228 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Voldemort
25 Ways to Annoy HP Characters! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Just what the title says. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,708 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/3/2007
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6595 - Favs: 3,571 - Follows: 2,374 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
How To Annoy Harry Potter And Co by sheeprock reviews
Basically just a ficcie about annoying Harry Potter and co.! but i hope there will be humour inside but NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008
Marauders' Chat Room: Enter at Your Own Risk by Cottonpaw reviews
REMUS JOHN LUPIN' 'ooo she used the middle name' 'Aww crap...' Silly senarios involving our favorite Marauders. RL/JP/SB/LP/NT/FW friendship. Set in the afterlife
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009
AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS! by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Tired of those overused couples? Are some shippings just totally, and completely, absurd? Then this is the place for you!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,576 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/17/2008
Peeping Slytherins by Dying Romance reviews
“You mean to say this chalk draws doorways to anywhere we want?” Draco asked. Blaise nodded feverishly. “Alright then. Let’s put this to the test and draw a doorway to…hmmm…Granger’s flat.” Chaos and hilarity ensues. HGDM & GWBZ.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
I Scream For Ice Cream! by Cottonpaw reviews
Harry and Ginny take James, Al, and Lily for ice cream. WARNING: THIS STORY INVOLVES EXPLOSIONS AND RANDOM OUTBURSTS OF ANGER. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Mohalia's Revenge by imaginarylullabyes reviews
After many failed attempts to break apart Lily and James, Mohalia starts to get desperate. Sequel to 'Only at Hogwarts', which is a sequel to 'Truth or Dare'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 7/10/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Randomness Not Worthy Of A Title by pshhhh yeahh reviews
Has obsessiveness, thunder scars, and Taco Bell dogs. What's not to like?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
On the Radio by Dying Romance reviews
Hermione is a host on the wizarding radio. She takes calls between songs & helps solve problems, ranging from friends to sex. Amidst all these callers is a man who doesn't give his name but calls every night. What will happen when she finds out its Draco?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,180 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Truth or Dare? by imaginarylullabyes reviews
One boring Saturday, James and co. decide to play Truth or Dare. No harm can come from that game, right? WRONG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The fan fic that ruined everything 2 by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
The HP gang thought they had it bad when they read typical romance fics. Now they find Mary Sues, cliched plot lines, OOCnes and more. Join them as they're driven insane by you writters!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
The Marauders: guide to annoying by Mariano's-twins reviews
The Maurauders here! Follow our stories on how to annoy our Favourite cough cough people. Watch out for us! Cause...were watching you...maniacle laughter. Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail and Prongs AKA the Marauders That's us!. Oh, and Lily...sometime.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2007
Mary Sue: The owner's Manual by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Congratulations, you are the proud new owner of a Harry Potter Mary Sue! Read this manual to find out what to do next!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Complete
How to annoy out fave villian by Anonymous Hearts reviews
many ways to annoy voldie i got this off Marauders dream so please don't hurt me!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Voldemort, Harry P.
The fan fic that ruined everything by Jade Snape-Holloway reviews
Harry is up one night googleing his name when he comes accros a fan fic web site. This is what the HP cast feels about you freaky fan fics writers! PLEASE REVEIW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Marauding by freakanature06 reviews
What will happen when a teenage girl is sent back in time to meet the Marauders? Fun, of course! MWPP era. SBOC. Read and review please! Rating for possible swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2006 - OC, Sirius B.
Mary Sue's Letter by Muddie21 reviews
Mary Sue writes a letter to Fanfiction telling them that she is upset at how authors on their site for depicting her wrongfully. SUE BASHER!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Haldir, Legolas
The End of the World as we know it by rubbachikin reviews
It is THE END! What will everyone do? Nobody knows...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Please Leave Your Name And Phone Number by Super Shayde reviews
A really stupid fic about what I think certain character's answering machine messages would be. Cute and unbelievably lame. [TO BE CONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 11/20/2004
12 Ways To Go Insane by Super Shayde reviews
When Lily's mother suggests that she invite James Potter, Sirius Black, various other people, her friends, her sister Petunia's atrocious boyfriend and some of their friends for a few weeks of the summer holidays, chaos ensues. Full Summary Inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,822 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pranks, Tricks, and Other Ways to Annoy My Crush by Padfoot-rulz011 reviews
So anyways, after I had banged into a few walls and fell down the stairs, the blindfold finally came off. I have to think of a way to get back at Sirius for that. And the lake thing. And the ink thing. I know just how to do it too. MWPP minus W, SBOC!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Sirius B.
A Night Time Stroll by HyperCaz reviews
Lily Evans takes a walk at night and finds herself in the wake of a werewolf. She is saved by a stag and begins to have feelings for a certain JP...DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,609 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/17/2003 - Published: 12/18/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Randomness at its best! by loopeeee reviews
If you love random crap, here's the story for you. Chapter 4 is VERY strange, but the rest are just random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 8/6/2003
Harry Potter and the AroundTheWorld Jewel by bLck-hUm0R reviews
One jewel that started it all, Harry's weirdest adventure yet! Hahahaha.......precioussssssss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003
A Totally Pointless Harry Potter Fic by stupid-magic90 reviews
All was pieceful under the Hogwarts tree- UNTIL!! read and see what happens! (yea yea yea..its been done before, but check out the story and you'll see why...its our first story so no flamers PLEASE!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003
The Ships are Sailing by Clearly Clayr reviews
What kind of shipper are you? H/Hr? D/Hr, H/G, H/C, D/H, D/G, V/H or something else? Well, it doesn't matter! Here I'll make fun of every disgusting ship that has sailed (and some that haven't!) Episode Three: Hagrid and Dobby!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 8/10/2003 - Published: 8/2/2003
Harry Potter MarySue Parody by ILOVEsporks reviews
*One chapter - Complete* See what happens when Harry and the gang encounter Mary-Sues of the third kind (the fangirl type.) Malfoy makes a small cameo, also. R/R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Attack Of The Plot Bunnies! by Ravenclaw's Graduate reviews
And you thought that Plot Bunnies were metaphorical... Watch as two unsuspecting fanfiction writers get sucked into the seedy world of Harry Potter fanfiction. This fiction is not intended to be taken seriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2002
The Mary (Jane) Chronicles: Mary Who? by Griffins Three reviews
What's the opposite of a Mary-Sue? A Mary Jane of course! Mary Jane decides Mary-Sue needs to be taught a lesson. [With a short appearance by Mary-Kate and Ashley.....who get blown up shortly after]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2002
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Murder in Magic reviews
Sherlock and John get on the Hogwarts Express and meet Snape, after overhearing a conversation discussing the possible closure of Hogwarts due to the murdering wizard, more powerful and dangerous than Moriarty himself. Unable to resist a mystery of any kind, Sherlock begins to investigate, not supported by Snape initially. Gradually, the two team up. R&E&R
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 7/23/2013
50 Ways To Annoy Draco Malfoy reviews
Cover your eyes and plug your ears, fangirls! Alice is back again, annoying the beep out of your (Possibly least) favorite character, Draco Malfoy! R&E&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 12,166 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Draco M., OC - Complete
That's What Happens When reviews
You break up with your boyfriend, flirt with a seeming stranger at a drinks table, and start fake dating a fore mentioned stranger aka Draco Malfoy, who also has an ex who 'broke his heart' who he never liked anyways, but likes revenge. Though he also likes the benefits of getting to stare at Hermione Granger. R&E&R, IWM Production
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 9,170 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
50 Ways to Annoy Hermione Granger reviews
The Gryffindor Princess of Hogwarts. WARNING: Includes extreme bad hair days, librarians screaming, bushy hair, and most dangerous, ALICE! R&E&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,962 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/11/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Meet Your Characters reviews
the writers' tea is interrupted by the most unexpected visitors...plus a follow-up of OOC-ness to the extreme in a debate! R&R AND VOTE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
English Teacher
Freeverse poem about my sister's highschool English teacher. No, really, someone CAN be this stupid. Even ask KyThingToWrite.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 448 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
50 ways to annoy Snape reviews
None other than the title, ways to annoy the greasy haired git who has the temper of a gryff, brains of a rave, loyal like a huff, cunning like a slyth
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - OC, Severus S. - Complete
50 ways to annoy Harry Potter reviews
Or, how to get a Grimmauld yell out of the boy who lived. I don't know why, It's just so tempting to annoy the wizard!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
I Love You reviews
/Dramione. One shot./ One of the typical daily fights with a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
50 ways to annoy the Marauders reviews
Alice's Quest, part 2: Alice is staying with the marauders, minus Pettigrew. watch her out annoy and out-prank the marauders in fifty ways!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011 - OC, Marauders - Complete
Freak the freak out reviews
James seems to be ignoring Lily... but that's not possible. What is James Potter Thinking about? song by Victoria Justice. not full version.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
50 ways to annoy voldemort reviews
she's outrageous! she funny! she positively loves annoying voldie! and she's...ALICE! R&R if you love bothering people to the bursting point! it may be over-used, but new ways! c'mon, you know you want to read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Voldemort, OC - Complete
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