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I don't write, yet. I might someday, but for now I'm content to read. However, I just had to post one of these because the results were awesome:

1. Katie Bell

2. Fred Weasley

3. George Weasley

4. Fleur Delacour

5. Susan Bones

6. Lisa Turpin

7. Tracey Davis

8. Daphne Greengrass

9. Gabrielle Delacour

10. Hannah Abbot

11. Neville Longbottom

12. Harry Potter

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

[Lisa/Neville] Nope, though it would be interesting.

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

[Fleur Delacour] You're joking, right?

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

[Harry/Daphne] They would live happily ever after and Harry would annihilate Voldemort with the powers of the 237 houses, to whom he is heir.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

[Gabrielle Delacour] Not of the top of my head, though Gabby/Harry is good... wait! The Emerald Coven by Hallows Seeker. It was fairly smutty but still well-written and it got taken down in "The Great Purge" I believe, though it should still be on AFF.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

[Fred/Lisa] Maybe, though that would be hard to write.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

[Susan/Gabrielle] or [Susan/Hannah] Sue and Han, definately. They are best friends and very close in some stories. *hint* *hint*

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

[Tracey, Fred/Harry] She would do two things, first yell at Harry for cheating on Daphne, then ask to join.

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.

[George/Hannah] The loss of Fred was a hard blow to George, he wallowed in sorrow until, one day, an incredibly cute, former-Hufflepuff walks into the shop looking for something to prank her, now, ex-boyfriend with.

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

[Katie/Daphne] No, but there should be.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

[Tracey/Harry] Melted Ice

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

[Fleur/Katie] While at Hogwarts for the Tri-wizard Tournament, Fleur meets Katie in the prefects bath noisily masturbating to thoughts of the quarter-veela, Fleur gives her the real thing after learning of the girl's crush.

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

[Tracey Davis] Doubt it, though that does sound interesting...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

[George Weasley] Most likely, especially if Fred is with him and the girl is Hermione.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

[Neville Longbottom] Not really, not as a main character but definately a close-supporting role.

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

[Fred/Fleur/Susan] I don't think anyone does, Fred might imagine that, though.

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

[Hannah Abbot] Either: "NEVILLE!!!", "SUSAN!!!" or both.

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

[Daphne Greengrass] Cold as Ice- Foreigner

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

[Katie/Lisa/Harry] Harry/Multi, don't like, don't read.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

[Hannah/Fred] I'm a natural blonde, are you a natural red-head? If so, prove it.

20.) When wa-s the last time you read a fic about Five?

[Susan Bones] It's been awhile, I like Sue but there's not a lot about her and Harry, so...

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?

[Lisa Turpin] Books. Physically.

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

[Neville/Gabrielle] Maybe when she was older if Hannah and Susan were having a night and Neville was drunk enough.

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

[George/Tracey] Tracey definately, she'd have him whipped in a week.

24.)"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Write a warning. Name one person who should write it.

[Katie/Gabrielle] are in a happy relationship until [Gabrielle] runs off with [Fleur]. [Katie, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with [Neville] and a brief unhappy affair with [Harry, then follows the wise advice of [Susan] and finds true love with [George].

Title: Full Circle
Warning: Fem-slash, Veela, Underage Drinking
Story Writer: Not sure... I don't know many people who write Katie very often. Especially ones who can also do Fem-slash and don't have her end up with Harry...

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

[Tracey/Daphne] Words can not express my joy, especially if Harry got in on that on the advice of his Dogfather.

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Travel Secrets: Third by E4mj reviews
Harry's now going into his 3rd year again & it's getting complicated. Sirius still escaped & Harry has to deal with Slytherin politics & some extra timetravel on top of old drama. Rescuing Sirius is the number one mission, but things keep reverting & Harry is worried he can't change a Thing. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 3rd in series. Rated M coz I'm paranoid. It all belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 164,802 - Reviews: 1535 - Favs: 2,726 - Follows: 3,713 - Updated: 6/28 - Published: 2/24/2014 - Harry P.
The 8th Year by Holz9364 reviews
COMPLETELY REWRITTEN: No longer starts as canon, it is completely non-canon. AND I AM NOW CONTINUING THE STORY - The trio return for an 8th year at Hogwarts. House unity is promoted, new relationships and friendships blossom and because Harry Potter is involved, it is definitely not a quiet year! M for sexual themes, violence and swearing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 439,549 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 6/19 - Published: 8/15/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Harry Potter and The Agents of Attor by Chromewe11 reviews
Harry's name comes out of the Goblet of Fire but no one could have foreseen that on that same slip of paper was Draco Malfoy. Forced to participate in the Triwizard Tournament together, resented by their houses the two once rivals form a grudging alliance in their fight to survive the trials ahead. Harry/Daphne/Fleur Draco/?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 84,274 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 6/3 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Draco M., Fleur D., Daphne G.
James Potter Chronicles: Year Five by Mean St reviews
Things are finally going James' way as he has become friends with Lily Evans. But staying in Lily's good graces proves harder than James foresees, especially when he and the Marauders finally unlock the secret of becoming Animagi. Tensions will boil over, lives will be endangered, and friendships will end. And all the while, Voldemort continues to grow stronger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 42 - Words: 99,605 - Reviews: 653 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 6/19/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9333 - Favs: 3,786 - Follows: 2,912 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
Symbiosis by ConstructiveWriter reviews
In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 335,121 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,690 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 5/28 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Masses to Masses 4 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
Entire colonies are disappearing. The only thing standing between humanity and the Collectors are an extremist organisation and a once dead Spectre. Ian Shaw may have survived Omega, but as a suicide mission looms and old faces emerge, he's about to find the future he thought he knew may no longer be so certain. And that the past is never far behind. Cover by GeneralHarryHousin.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,002 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Thane K., Kasumi G.
Rabid Plot Fox by Catherine or Cate reviews
a solution to Rabid Plot Bunnies. Oneshot s short stories. Harry Potter and Daphne Greengrass adventures. Because my ideas have to go somewhere. HPDG. Alternate Universe. Mostly love based etc. FLUFF. Slytherin Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,316 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Eternal Destinies by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Third Book of Destinies Series. A fall into the endless abyss. A journey never taken by the heroes of old. Percy Jackson and Zoë Nightshade embark on a quest to do the impossible. A race against time through the worst place in the mythical world. Can they reach the heart of Tartarus and close the Doors of Death or will Gaea win out and turn the mortal world to ash?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,452 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/20/2014 - Percy J., Zoë N.
Mass Effect 3: Into the Unknown by Fainmaca reviews
With the defences around Arcturus breached and the homeworlds of the strongest races under siege, what hope remains? One man faces the oncoming storm. The Reapers will know defeat. They will know fear. They will know Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 1,005,263 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Shepard (M), Jack
The Legacy of Asgard by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Percy Jackson is a demigod. But he is not a son of Poseidon. He is not even Greek. A Norse goddess has her sights set on Midgard and Percy is the last of his people left on earth as he awaits his destiny. To reach it, grudges and prejudices must be forgotten and he must find acceptance in a world in which he does not belong. AU of Percy's life as a Norse demigod.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 3591 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 1,764 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 7/25/2013 - [Percy J., Reyna] Frank Z., Jason G. - Complete
Reunited by t3HPrO reviews
Captain Megan Shepard, the Savior of the Galaxy twice over, has to save it once more from the Reapers, her enemy since the very day she became a Spectre. Fortunately, she isn't fighting alone, but has the support of her crew and her lover, Miranda Lawson as she battles against the Reapers to stop them from wiping out all sentient life. This is her story. AU ME3. FShep/Miri, OCs
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 56 - Words: 416,242 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/29 - Published: 5/21/2010 - [Shepard (F), Miranda L.] Garrus V., OC
The End of an Era by LuxDragon reviews
The Reapers have begun their cycle of extinction upon a galaxy unprepared for them. The fate of Earth, and all life, rests in the hands of one man. Shepard must unite everyone to create a galactic armada to fight a war unprecedented in scale against a foe that has never been beaten. However, the Illusive Man, and his rogue organization, Cerberus, have other goals in mind...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 111,024 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 280 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.]
A Game of Style and Brutality by BarneyXII reviews
From Hogwarts' historic pitch to the famous stadiums of Europe, Harry fights to earn his place amongst the all-time greats. The stakes are high, and sheer talent is never enough. It's more than just a game. A Quidditch story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,478 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 1,313 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Greengrass Contract by ncronan reviews
{HP/DG} Sirius Black dies in a dementor attack in Harry's third year. Using this tragedy to propel himself forward, he finds himself thrown into professional Quidditch, the TriWizard Tournament, dating and, most of all, a marriage contract, permanently bonding Harry Potter to Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,876 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 1,578 - Follows: 2,120 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 2/16/2014 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
The After Years by mnidl reviews
(Post-war) One witch 7 years his junior, one witch his own age, and one witch 7 years his senior. All vying for Harry Potter's affections. Who will win out? (Not harem, but possible sexual situations/lemons) (All credit to abovethestars@TDA for the banner)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 60,995 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/13/2011 - [Harry P., N. Tonks, Gabrielle D., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 30227 - Favs: 16,578 - Follows: 14,535 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Wand of Uru by alienyouthct reviews
After slipping diagonally through time and space to a familiar time in an unfamiliar world, Harry finds himself fighting to save a future that's not quite what he remembers? STORY UNDER REVISION; please see the last chapter for info...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,049 - Reviews: 1230 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - [Harry P., Tracey D.] Daphne G., Loki
Porcelain doll by SkyeElf reviews
Daphne's sick and tired of having to be perfect and used, and that was why she left. She didn't expect to find Harry Potter, yet he was the perfect person to hide with. Her father wouldn't find her with him. Thus she stayed. What happens now? Rated M for later chapters, for lemons, suicide attempts, torture and language. Daphne's 17, Harry 16. HBP AU. OFF hiatus. Dark-ish!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,054 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 1,228 - Updated: 2/24 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,026 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 1,926 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: the Serpent Lord by NHunter reviews
"Unfortunately, the first magical child young Harry Potter met in Diagon Alley was a Malfoy. Draconica Malfoy to be exact..." Harry/Draconica Harry/fem-Draco. This IS HET! will eventually contain Intelligent!dark-medic!strong!Harry, likeable!Draconica and some bashing for others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 269,161 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 2,545 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 4/1/2011 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Timeless Warrior by Anaklusmos14 reviews
Born in ancient Greece, Perseus loses his mother at a young age to Zeus' rivalry with Poseidon. Rescued and raised by an unexpected goddess, Perseus is raised to be a warrior like only one other, his brother. Becoming a warrior that transcends time, Perseus is forced back into the Greek world and thrown into a war where he must protect the things that still matter most.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 117,271 - Reviews: 4280 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 2,862 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 6/20/2013 - [Athena, Percy J.] Annabeth C., Zoë N.
Harry Potter and the Tri-Wizard Tournament by DrizzleWizzle reviews
(4/7) Harry Potter is Slytherin's Tri-Wizard Champion. Witches want him. Wizards want to be him. Death Eaters want to kill him. Even though Harry's selection is an attempt on his life, Harry doesn't see any reason not to enjoy the benefits of being a Champion… especially when that means snogging shapely witches. But will Harry become distracted from his primary goal: survival?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 149,350 - Reviews: 716 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 8/30/2013 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
Stuck in a World of Fiction- Original Version by TREBOR117 reviews
Instead of starting a new game, I end up living it. Now,stuck in a world meant to be fiction, I must use my knowledge to save this universe. OC/Ashley, Femshep/Liara. Rated T for language. (This is the original, less polished version, left up for e completed reboot is the version I recommend reading.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 84 - Words: 292,714 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Ashley W., Shepard (F) - Complete
20 Forbidden Things For Draco Malfoy by WhatTheHellIsThat reviews
Draco is given a list entitled '20 Things That Draco Malfoy is Forbidden To Do But Probably Will Do Upon Reading This List' by his best friend, Blaise, and he is challenged to complete every task on the list, no matter what the consequences
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,057 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Draco M.
Kiss Me Freely by Emerald-Kisses reviews
Sequel to MCMM. As lovers in a biased world, Hermione and Draco strive to fight against the war that was caused by their love, as friends and family fight to 'rescue' them from one another. Will their love survive this last year at Hogwarts or will everything fall apart? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 207,011 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Founders Riddle by Drake Dune reviews
AU- after 3rd year. Harry becomes Closer to Sirius after helping him escape from the Ministry. and In the Process learns many things about his inheritance and Family. He also gets Closer to a long time Friend. H/Hr/DG. Rated M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,921 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 10/12/2013 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
A Star Wars Prequel Reboot by Publicola reviews
Inspired by the video "What If 'Star Wars Episode I' Was Good?", it's a wholly re-imagined look at the 'Star Wars' prequel trilogy. Partly a script outline, partly a challenge for other authors, and partly a collection of scenes and snippets.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Obi-Wan K. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 148 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Ideas! by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Just a collection of small stories and ideas. PM if you're interested in picking one up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P.
Fight for the Lost by LuxDragon reviews
Entire human colonies are vanishing. To save humanity, the galaxy's best and toughest individuals come together to form an unlikely team, all led by one very specific man. Novelization of Mass Effect 2. Default Male/Paragade/Multi-Class. Shepard/Miranda. Poster by EpisodeSkywalker
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 709,413 - Reviews: 1805 - Favs: 1,398 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - [Shepard (M), Miranda L.] - Complete
The Adventures of HJ Potter by Fullmetal Wetback reviews
A story of what might've been had the Dursleys 'lost' Harry in the U.S. where he was found and raised by escaped convict Sirius Black. Then, he's found just in time for the beginning of the Triwizard Tournament. Let the chaos commence.HPDG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,099 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 999 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
The Fourth Option by commandocucumber reviews
Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Wet Surprise by smutgasm reviews
Harry can't sleep so he goes on a late night stroll but he finds a pleasing surprise in the prefect showers. PWP. Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 739 - Follows: 312 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 620 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Masses to Masses 3 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
With Shepard gone and the crew disbanded, it should have just been two years waiting. Instead, Garrus and I face a new squad, a new station, new enemies, and a web of crime that's gonna take a hell of an untangling. Welcome to Omega. Welcome to Hell. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 66 - Words: 396,438 - Reviews: 2379 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Garrus V., Aria T'Loak, Lantar Sidonis - Complete
The Dark Side of the Sun by expectopadfoot reviews
"Great! So I'll pick you up within an hour for the date. Yeah?" without waiting for an answer, he disapparated. There goes my chance of catching the 'Dark Auror', she thought bitterly. She was pretty sure Harry Potter just escaped through her fingers. OOC, Grey Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,537 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Harry P., Tracey D. - Complete
Plaything by Henta1Rampag3 reviews
Miranda's always been in control, but she's been dying for a change... and Shepard is happy to oblige. Kinkmeme fill. Rated M for one, very sexy "M" scene
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Forever by Twilight Fan 101-101 reviews
A Harry and Daphne tale.Just a one shot for now,but I will make it longer if there are enough reviews. Please read and review, not really sure which rating I should have given though so,please tell me if the rating is right ...or wrong.I do not own this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Day Dream Believer by keenbeanz reviews
Who cared if the teacher thought waves were created by wind and friction on the surface of the water, he knew the truth. But he couldn't exactly say that his dad gets bored an awful lot and decides to make them for the Hades of it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Percy J., Artemis] - Complete
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,865 - Reviews: 2055 - Favs: 4,764 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Very Good Reason by expectopadfoot reviews
Harry looked hard at her for a moment, and then asked "what would you do if I was your friend?" The question took her totally off-guard and she stared at him for a few seconds. Then, in a strange voice, she replied "I don't know Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 130 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Unchained by kolchaksghost reviews
For CombatWars contest. Dumbles names Neville the BWL. The Potter twins return almost ten years later. Will Hogwarts survive the old man's manipulations until the time comes for the Potter's to be unchained. AU HP/FD/DG TD/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,874 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 777 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Immortality by Ronnie James Dio reviews
A closer look at the lives of Shepard and those closest to him. Written from multiple perspectives: Shepard, Miranda, Garrus, Thane, and Samara. Rated M for language, violent imagery, and sexual themes. Shepard/Miranda. Updated!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,658 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (M)
Welcome to The Family by TheRev28 reviews
After a very unfortunate turn of events, I find myself hip deep in the Mass Effect universe. Why could I possibly be here? How can one teenager and an unexpected companion possibly have an effect in Mass Effect? I hope I find out soon. T for language
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 169,136 - Reviews: 813 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - [Ashley W., OC] Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
I will Rise by spectre4hire reviews
AU. Commander Shepard's hunt for Saren is put on hold upon receiving a distress signal from a Dr. Miranda Lawson. The detour will force him to make a new ally if his squad wants to survive the terror that Cerberus has unleashed.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,783 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 5/4/2011 - [Miranda L., Shepard (M)] - Complete
Outside These Walls by silentclock reviews
The fires of resistance fade one by one, the walls close in, and Harry forsakes his last ties to his homeland, fleeing Britain's dark shores with Daphne at his side. -Oneshot-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Frozen Gold by Vince23 reviews
When the Ice Queen likes the Golden Boy and an american transfer student come into the school, things change for the group. New friends, new challenges, different solutions. Rated M for language and eventual adult themes and scenes. Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,562 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Gotta Love Those Little Sisters by avalonchick5 reviews
AU. Oneshot. After the Final Battle. HarryPotter/DaphneGreengrass. If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 3,125 - Follows: 1,769 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Chronicles of Harry Holmes by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
What if the Dursleys gave Harry the Sherlock Holmes books when he was a child to make sure he knew that there was no such thing as magic? What if he did everything to become just like Holmes? May seem rushed, but more coming. Sequel in the making!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,160 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Fall of the house of Potter by Bobmin356 reviews
AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42,606 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 462 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Unexpected Destinations by Super-Saiyan-3-Vegeta reviews
Making a choice to become a hero is a tough decision! Now in the ME universe trying to save a story set in stone for the good... but will the changes I make be the right ones? or will they lead to its destruction...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 148,980 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (F) - Complete
Easy by AtheisticPokemon reviews
"It would be easy to say that Dionysus hated the Camp and the half-bloods within it. Terribly wrong, but still easy." One-Shot, Dionysus Centric.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Dionysus - Complete
Myrddin Emrys Returns by General Kenobi SIYE reviews
Souls don't always live just once. They can return, typically in a time of crisis, if they are deemed worthy. This is about two such souls. Separated by houses. Will they find each other again? Will they even know? One Gryffindor, one Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 144,494 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 3,061 - Follows: 1,889 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Aftermath by spectre4hire reviews
Shepard has just defeated the Collectors, now he must rally the Galaxy against the Reaper threat. He has to deal with a non-cooperative Council, scheming politicians, an interfering Spectre & hired mercenaries. The Near future is bleak. Shep/Miri
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 144,737 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/21/2011 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [Miranda L., Shepard (M)] - Complete
Masses to Masses 2 by iNf3ctioNZ reviews
After two years with Garrus at C-Sec, it's finally time. Shepard's here, and we've got a rogue Spectre to stop, a Reaper to defeat, a missing girlfriend to save...in the only way we know how. With plenty of gunfire, one-liners and romance! Sequel fic. Thanks to wielkiboss on DeviantArt for the cover.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 40 - Words: 241,183 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 3/17/2011 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah - Complete
To Be Loved by silentclock reviews
Harry Potter grows up on Privet Drive, where he is neither loved nor hated; rather, he is treated with indifference. Will his relentless pursuit of knowledge allow him to defeat the Dark Lord? Will he ever be able to live the life he desires?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,187 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 3,346 - Follows: 2,115 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Commander Shepard vs the Haters by t3HPrO reviews
Savior of the Galaxy by day, and fanfic vigilante by night, that is Commander Shepard! The Savior of the Galaxy takes down mindless haters who spam terrible stories full of hate through his Paragadeness! Dedicated to SihaKatieKrios and DarkDanny!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,847 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Shepard (M) - Complete
It Starts by Padfoot In Chains reviews
Under pressure, Harry goes missing for six months, he comes back a different person. He's is in control. Hermione does not like being second best, Ginny is depressed, Daphne is totaly loving it all. Independant/Powerful Harry! Post OotP! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 50,449 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Just a Taste by MissBloodyDel reviews
Being Head Girl means Hermione must share a dorm with Head Boy, Draco. But things have changed- he's nicer. And when Hermione discovers something about him, their relationship will never be the same. One-shot. Rated M. Review please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4798 - Favs: 10,255 - Follows: 11,768 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 4952 - Favs: 8,264 - Follows: 4,313 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
In The Dead of Night by n7walker reviews
Miranda can't sleep. So she does what we all do. She messes around on the net. She writes a letter. She makes some personal discoveries. One-Shot.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Miranda L., Shepard (M) - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3810 - Favs: 7,171 - Follows: 3,888 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 269 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
Snakecharmer by Krahae reviews
During the summer after the Tri-Wizard, Harry is faced with the reality he has more on his shoulders than just the title Boy-Who-Lived. An unlikely alliance promises him help in understanding his role, but the cost is not common coin. Post 4th, mild AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 59,434 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G.
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,667 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Unexpected Changes by LordAnarchy666 reviews
HP/DG. Follow Harry as he tries to broaden his horizons beyond Dumbledore's control. A new look on GoF. slight!Dumblebashing. Ron!bashing elemental magic, nonstandard!animagus forms. Sirius is free! independant!powerful!Harry 99.9% complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,423 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 2,274 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Runic Animagi by Kassien reviews
COMPLETE! AU! Post OoTP, Sixth Year Story. Harry decides to have a little fun after hearing the Prophecy as a death sentence and his life takes on a life of its own! Harry/Daphne, HP/DG!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,554 - Reviews: 1082 - Favs: 3,914 - Follows: 1,678 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A Chuckmas Carol by Mikki13 reviews
A new twist to Dickens' beloved "A Christmas Carol". When Sarah begins to shut out the world around her, three spirits come to show her the error of her ways. Season 3 AU.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 52,744 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10340 - Favs: 12,779 - Follows: 5,227 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Founders by Darth Marrs reviews
In which Harry discovers there is more to being the Heir of the Four Founders than than just having really cool tattoos. Powerful Harry, Multi-Ship. Post OOTP. No Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,615 - Reviews: 1965 - Favs: 4,451 - Follows: 1,900 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Nkari127 reviews
AU. Harry is two years older than canon and raised by Remus. Neville is BWL. Story of Harry's search for knowledge to cure his mother. Snarky characters, witty humor, Quidditch, deeply developed OCs. Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 298,836 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 1,311 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P., Fleur D.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4210 - Favs: 8,174 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Wired for the Task by Kensington reviews
Post HBP. Harry is preparing to destroy the remaining Horcruxes. Susan shows up on his doorstep. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,048 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B.] - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 646 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5359 - Favs: 9,931 - Follows: 2,986 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
What Happens in Cornwall Stays In Cornwall by hiddensoullover reviews
...or so Viola tries convincing herself. While paying back Kia for her Cesario favor, Viola and her friends from Illyria crash a Cornwall party and a game of 7 Minutes In A Bottle opens her eyes to both Olivia and Duke. DukeViolaOlivia
She's the Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,086 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007
Doing It All Over Again by TakatoRikku reviews
Reposted for kicks. Harry somehow travels to another universe and hilarity and harems ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,960 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 421 - Published: 3/22/2008
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 197 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 3,395 - Follows: 658 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Little Child to Lead Him by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
A Christmas visit to Harry's relatives set in motion a number of changes in his life... fatherhood being the largest. Eventually Harry and Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 85,099 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 6/29/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter the Power Unknown by Priya Ashok reviews
Manipulative, Evil Dumbledore! Powerful Harry! Clever, Resilient, Brave Snape! Alternate Universe! Brilliantly Intelligent Lily! The full story of Harry Potter Please READ & REVIEW!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 110,356 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,179 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by Oc2Le reviews
Harry Potter always had an affinity for Magic and a thirst to prove himself, this is the story of his trials in his quest to become the most powerful wizard
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,709 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Harry P.
Harry Potter And The Summer Of Change by lorddwar reviews
COMPLETE Edit in process. PostOOTP, Very Little of HBP. Harry returns to Privet Drive and Tonks helps him become the man and hero he must be to survive. HONKS. Action, Violence, Language and Sexual Situations
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 332,503 - Reviews: 2503 - Favs: 6,273 - Follows: 2,418 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 3,766 - Follows: 1,245 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Simply Oi! by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Silly parody of the Marriage Law Challenge, with bizarre couplings, snake babies, and Draco having a stroke! Enjoy the randomness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Narcissa M.
So Much For Nuremburg by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Or, "The Satisfying Deaths of "Professor" Umbridge. WARNING: Umbridge death and dismemberment, crazy yet eloquent humor, and a dose of H/Hr!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 54 - Published: 7/31/2003 - Hermione G., Harry P.